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wrong OP image but it's getting kind of late and nobody else has made a thread edition
Morning chaps.
First CBT session tomorrow, what am I to expect? Shall I tell them how within the 3 months it took me to finally see someone I've developed tinnitus?
>>24350840
ddsfsav dfsd
>Be last night
>Out on a date with a girl
>Old boss comes up to me unexpectedly
>Asks me to take my old job back
>Go home and make sweet passionate love to the girl
>Wake up
>It was a dream
My subconscious wants me to break out of NEETdom lads, what do?
Good morning robots~ I couldn't sleep at all last night due to abdominal pain. I hope you all have a great day!
>dad buys ice-cream
>sister and him finish it before I get any
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24350840
Expect light whipping of your balls and maybe a bit of light treading on your cock.
Why's this thread so dead senpai
anybody else watching prime ministers questions?
>tfw been a NEET for a year now.
t-this is the life right lads?
heh...
It's midday friends, what's everyone gonna have for lunch? Got a nice bacon sarnie here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwKOq2oz9Nk
>most muslims are disgusted at what happened anon
>islam isn't the problem!!!!
>muslims are special and great and fit in well!!!
I think this video proves what's what. Ban Islam.
>>24351361
Going to skip lunch~ I might try and eat something in the evening.
>>24351374
oo, make sure you get yourself a big dinner then!
>>24351400
I think he's the guy that doesn't eat and vomits a lot. He thinks being fat is worse than how he's destroying his body. Kek.
>>24351410
Neither of those extremes are good tbqh familia
>get pizza last night
>have tendies as well
>spicy ones look nicer
>can't eat spicy food but they are never as bad as they say hotness wise
>they are really spicy
>this morning in so much pain shitting I felt myself getting dizzy
Worst pain of my life, snapping both my lower leg bones hurt less desu.
had two hours sleep last night, chugged a couple of cans of monster, and now I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack
>>24351586
mug
>>24351608
you're telling me mate, I feel like jim'll fix it around weans
>>24351363
Could be worse, could have set off a bomb. In the stadium even.
>>24351641
>I feel like jim'll fix it around weans
I chuckled
>>24351363
Send the lot of them to Guantanamo.
>>24351586
Satanic Jew Fag
>>24351649
I'm guessing they were intending to burn the French flag, not Algoas.
How stupid can you get?
>>24351687
Calm down bro it's just a prank bro
>>24351361
kebab roll, or some nasty arse fried chicken
mum's making something for dinner though!
>stay on m8s sofa for a week until I can move into new place
>he charges me half his week's rent
I said it's fine because I don't want to fall out with someone I've known since primary school, but I feel like he's having my eyes out.
Fair or not?
>>24351910
>half the rent
>get the sofa
You should demand his bed.
>>24351930
this pretty much to be honest
asking for half is a bit unfair, if I were him I'd have just asked for 40 at most depending on financial situations
>>24351910
Yeah that's fair enough. If you wanted a bed you should have bought one.
Rent is for the roof over your head and the heating.
>>24351910
I find it weird that people are like that. If it was a friend and just a week, I wouldn't have charged him and just expected a couple of Pizzas or something.
Being nice is nice.
>>24352272
That's what I was expecting to be honest.
I certainly wouldn't have charged him.
>Sorry we missed you
>Collect next working day
oh fuck off
ISIS killed a police dogs in Paris lads. Time to smash their fucking skulls in what what
>>24352612
Muslims have no regard for dogs, they detest them and regard them as little more than insects. Unlike blacks who are scared of dogs as they resemble wolves.
It's not a cultural response, it's based on race and how that race evolved alongside dogs. It's very interesting and shows how undeveloped some races are.
>>24352550
>not delivering to an amazon locker
25 quid to swap over my insurance
daylight robbery
Anyone having cheap ass frozen poundland tier shit? Take a picture of your food
>>24352612
He was only 2 days away from retirement
>>24352682
I-I'm not afraid of dogs.
>>24352682
We have a lot of Muslims come into our work to have their menus printed. Sometimes one of the girls has her Labrador at work with her, when the Muslims come she has to lock the dog away so it can't come near them.
They say they are scared of it, they all say that. But truth is they think dogs are dirty disgusting creatures and don't want it near them.
RIP Diesel
Alright lads, let's settle this now
which britfeel poster would you fuck?
I'd go for poleaboo tbqh
>>24352897
How funny, that's exactly how I feel about Muslims.
AIright
>>24353014
Fuck off poleaboo tbqh
how do I fall out of love las?
>>24353014
that girl that always posts here and is slowly working her way through our ranks, breaking one heart at a time
>>24353014
I thought ribena was kill
>sat in smoking area at work
>some guy sees me vaping and sits next to me
>asks me what I'm using and show him
>he pulls out his box mod with a dripper and doesn't stop going on about his clouds and how much he paid and how he builds his own coils etc "they should hire me at shows to be the smoke machine for an hourly rate"
>other guy comes in wearing shit flickers and a flat cap, gets his device out and starts talking to the guy next to me "hurr people used to say vaping was for hipsters"
>mfw they were both vaping 0mg nicotine
I can understand why most people hate vapers, the guy was dorky as hell and craving attention, I never hate vaping because I don't want people to think I'm anything like these people
>>24353196
When did this culture surface?
I've known about ecigs for a good while, when they where trying to get them the same shape, size and colour as cigarettes and only sold cartridges with vape juice and Totally-Wicked was the only retailer in the country.
But 'cloud chasing' and stuff... when did it all happen?
Do hipsters just latch onto things and drain their blood?
>>24353014
>I'd go for poleaboo
>>24353151
where's she from?
>>24353196
I agree, I absolutely never use mine in public because it's embarrassing. I just have a stick one, you can fill it with juice but those big ones and the dripper ones vape too hot for me and it just tastes like vinegar.
I don't get the point of 0mg vaping, I just do it because i'm a nicotine fiend.
>>24353242
No idea, there was a guy doing it on the bus like it's perfectly fine, morons don't realise that the passive vapor still has nicotine in it and he was passively giving kids drugs, when we reached town there must've been 3 more people with their vapes out ready
We have 2 stores now where we live, I didn't know it was such a big thing
>>24353371
yeah it just kind of sprang up overnight
I don't know what pushed it into the mainstream, these things just happen I suppose
>>24352550
it says to collect it tomorrow but the depot is open until 8pm
is it worth going down there before it closes and seeing if they can give it to me?
I won't be able to pick it up tomorrow so it'll have to be friday if I can't get it today
>>24352719
are those free?
I don't want to pay someone/thing to collect post for me
>>24353385
The fact that I don't have to go out into the cold wet world to get nicotine into me any more. I don't have to spend god knows how much on cigarettes and it doesn't cling to my clothes.
As someone who had a pretty big smoking habit, it's pretty great.
>>24353432
yeah but e-cigs have been around for a long time, why are people only just starting to use them now?
not much has changed, they've always been relatively inexpensive
the only massive change in recent years is the availability of kit/liquids, and I still order everything through the web because it's a lot cheaper
>>24353473
A few years ago there was less choice, you can get a decent kit for cheaper than ever now. What would have got you an EVOD 3 years ago gets you a box with bells and whistles now. I also order online now, Vapemate sells some nice flavours and it's cheap and fast and high quality.
I guess like anything, it takes time to catch on with normies.
why is no one around
>>24353568
Because /britfeel/ fills up with schoolkids in about an hour.
>>24353568
we're paying our respects to the hero dog
>>24353417
>are those free?
Yes. Amazon have an option that lets you select a locker in a shop or something to collect from.
Been working out better for me as no more 'we missed you' bullshit.
Anyone else enjoying the storm?
Maximum comfy.
>>24353616
I am now that I don't have to go out again today.
>>24353616
>14 degrees here today
>going to be 4 on Saturday
brrrrrr!
Just woke up, got to put the fucking light on already.
wow really is quite dead here today.
fucking catalogue being spammed with cosy pepe
>>24353876
Why is it dead today? Something happen that I miss?
>>24353883
only normies with jobs post here now
Staring my new job tomorrow lads
8:30 start, 40 minute commute.
Wish me luck.
>>24354016
Hope it goes well mate. What's the job?
>>24354016
Remember the EU ruled you should be paid for your commute time too.
Was walking to shop when about 20 kids stood outside all started calling me bad man Mussud (the name, dk how you spell it) (I'm white btw) and then kept saying "he smokes weeeedd"
Although it wasn't a big deal it put me in a really shit mood, they do this everytime they see me.
Anyone got any ideas why they do it?
Oh and whats with the bad man masud.
Poleaboo woke up around 10 minutes ago, it's really looking like it's over for him
There was a lad who said something about jobs going in Manchester yesterday or the day before, any update on that?
What should I have as the slogan at the bottom of my reg plate?
It's a yamaha sr 250 (I pick it up tomorrow :D)
>>24354173
Yeah come to Manchester and I'll give you a tenner and whatever's in the fridge if you shoot me.
I haven't got the balls to do it myself.
>>24354247
Hello m'lady driver
loving this windy weather
so nice to listen to
>>24354030
That nonsense will be gone soon enough, imagine that. Paying the wageslaves for their pathetic parasitic commutes! Brussels needs to let this country punish the cockroaches that have to travel.
>>24354173
Over in what way? Please explain.
>>24354247
T3N D13S
>>24354247
>this post is made of 100% original content
>>24354147
Why?
This image should explain
>>24354247
>>24354337
Given up on life, no chance of getting out of this hole, now lack the motivation in addition to the means and the knowledge to acquire the means
>>24354379
Mate, just get a job, any job. It'll help get you out of this rut.
>>24354394
Can't
Must have applied to around 200 in the last 2 months. Even those McDonalds applications got rejected.
Lads I'm 100% certainly going to fail my apprenticeship finals so I won't get a job at the company
Being neet is actually good and not just a meme right?
>>24354412
Ask the Jobcentre to give you one of those workfare dealies. If you have no experience at anything it probably will actually help.
Though they seem to prefer giving them to people who have had many jobs and don't need it, i'm sure if you ask they'll let ya.
>>24354412
>Even those McDonalds applications got rejected.
No shit, you were fired from there. Why even apply now? Even though they are franchises, pretty sure they share information like that with each other.
>>24354474
What was he fired for?
Step it up poleaboo, you can't ask a place that fired you to employ you again, jeez.
>>24354426
>no money
>sanctioned if not searching for jobs
>6 months until they stop your taxable 58bong a week
Being neet is for autists and retards who try to justify their insignificance, indeed these people are a meme
>>24354531
>all neets are on bennies
>ronda rousey announces she had a chad fighter bf in october
>all that pretending to be a robot out the window
>gets knocked the fuck out
Sometimes I think there is a God. Her treachery exposed to the world, as well as her face to Holly Holm's foot.
>30 unique posters all day
RIP /britfeel/, rot in hell you cunts
>>24354583
Holly is pretty qt imo as well
>>24354492
Wasn't it something about writing creepy stuff on his blog?
>>24354426
Being a NEET is great.
>>24354590
This is a good thing, low numbers, comfy posters.
>>24354426
It's a slippery slope.
Don't get comfortable being a NEET, just do it if it's necessary or you'll be trapped in it for longer than you want.
"Your interview and test scores were positive, and we would love to take you on, unfortunately, the other candidate had previous experience in this role..."
900 a month projected wages, I could have moved out, finally become independent and started living my life.
pic related sums up my current feelings
>>24354590
It'll jump up in a few hours as the normies come home from work and blogpost here about whatever dull shit happens in the life of a british normie.
got my new phone today lads
>>24354644
Sorry to hear it.
Don't let it get you down too much, sure it sucks but give it a bit and try again. You will get there.
>>24354593
Yeah she is.
Next on the to be rekt/make dana want to kill himself list
Connor McIrish
CM Punk
>>24354644
>900 a month
It's barely enough for you to start paying tax.
>>24354644
If you're being considered for 900 a month jobs then it's too early to throw in the towel.
You didn't make it today but there's always tomorrow.
>>24354625
>comfy
>>24354649
Normie here, finished work early, shitposting before gf comes home, not in the mood to do a detailed blog today lads, sorry
Inb4 ree etc
>>24354644
Oh dear anon~ Try not to let it get to you. Just got to keep trying~ You'll find a good job eventually
>>24354669
After 1.5 years worth of rejections, I'm past not letting it get me down anon.
>>24354688
400 rent per month around me, it'd be plenty
>>24354691
see above 1.5 years
>>24354660
What phone you got m8?
>>24354709
oh.
I owe you an apology. *hugs* returned, if you will accept them.
>>24354602
Something like that. I think the girl he stalked worked in the same building too so it didn't look good. Like he was stalking her again kek
>>24354722
moto e. only 70 quid, will do me. had a moto g but dropped it down the toilet like a pillock
>>24350748
Americunt here
Why do I love the britfeel OP images so much? I never enter the threads out of respect but I spend a good minute examining the image every time I see a thread
Why doesn't Poleaboo just move back to the home of his ancestors? I'm sure in Pakistan, there is no such thing as stalking.
>>24354754
Stalking and courting are interchangeable terms in Pakistan.
>>24354724
It's okay anon! I was never upset at you~ I'll accept the hugs with vigour
>>24354779
do you accept cum?
>>24354779
Thank you. *hugs again*
>>24354147
Anyone?
What..
>>24354779
>>24354803
sausage jockeys
>>24354450
I feel like a workfare wouldn't help me escape my situation, I would just see my bennies as my wages
>>24354734
The franchise owner read the blog after the girl complained and he came to the decision to fire him
Poleaboo asked "why but all he got or at least remembered getting was that he was "weird", the mentions of CP created him out in addition to his comments on female coworkers
>>24354787
An-anon, you shoul-shouldn't be so lewd!I can't eat anything right now anyway~
>>24354831
Please, he has a waifu and I am not interested in that.
>>24354840
well I'm being lewd, and lewd to you, anyways it doesn't matter if you can or can't eat anything right now if I force my cum down your throat. Will you puke up on my cock if that happens?
pirating FO4, what can I expect in comparison to new vegas?
Tried looking for a gameplay commentary that wasn't shouting, memes and being a fucking retard but failed, you can tell the target audience for these videos are children 14 and under
>2D waifu
>faggotry
both truly pleb
>>24354881
Expect disappointment and simplification to the point of minimalism.
>>24354872
I-I don't want to think about such things!
>>24354913
So you say,but I know you're thinking about it, and excited about it.
>>24354881
Imagine the witcher, but in post-apocalypse, simplified to appeal to normies, a shitload of bugs, and a game engine that was out of date 5 years ago.
>>24350924
Don't let your dreams be dreams senpai
>>24354881
Expect a worse game than New Vegas but a better game than Fallout 3.
Ideally you should wait at least a year for decent mods to come out, but they can only go so far in putting glitter on a shit.
Punched a paki in the mouth and knocked 2 of his teeth out today, hope you're proud of me lads
>>24354993
Tell us why you assaulted him.
>>24354993
greeen teeeext
going to sainsburys to get something fizzy to drink
any suggestions?
>>24354993
Depends on context
>>24355016
Panda pop nigga
>>24355016
Dr Pepper, Irn Bru, Sprite
whichever is on offer
>>24355016
Lucozade m8
>>24355016
fucking chicken lad, some doughnuts too
Should I cop or naw lads
>>24355095
ideally you should buy one a week
>>24355095
It's shit.
This comment is made from 100% pure squeezed organic original content not from concentrate.
wow jehovah witnesses came round and gave me a leafletnd said there walking around and coming back wtf. but they asked for my name and i didnt do anything expect stroke my cat so i think they wont come back
if they come back i think ill one hand juggle a knife so they think im weird i can do it with like 90% success rate now its fine if you wear shoes and if you grip on the wrong side its ok it doesnt hurt that much
>>24355095
yes, but I'd probably not have that hot glue effect on her
>>24355005
Fed up of being bullied
>>24355010
>at work
>shitty warehouse job
>majority of workforce are pakis
>every day for the past 4 months same 3 pakis always talking in their hijab language
>obvious they're talking about me as I see them laughing and looking in my direction
>today
>pulling pump truck with a loads of boxes stacked on a pallet
>walking past said group
>one of them pushes the load of boxes off the truck
>lose my shit
>start screaming and shouting
>guy squares up to my
>throw an uppercut as hard as I can
>sparked straight out
>mouth pissing out with blood
>he comes around
>spits the teeth into his hand
>manager comes over
>asks what the fuck happened
>give him my side
>get sent home
>probably going to get fired
>don't give a fuck
>>24355017
See above
>>24355199
Thanks, with context you clearly did the right thing. Good job anon
>99
Checked.
>>24355199
You did the right thing.
If your manager wasn't such a kuck looking for cheap labour you'd get off, though I'd be concerned with the pakis coming after you.
>>24354933
>He doesn't think Witcher is normie tier
Fuck off, snowflake
>>24355218
hes fine as long as he doesn't have any daughters
>>24355180
Are you okay there anon?
>>24355255
yeah i think i creeped them out they havent come back yet and the street isn't that big they are circling around
>>24355199
Proud senpai. would buy beer
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
I'M MEETING MY QT BRITFEEL BF SOON
Who the fuck would have thought this place would have introduced me to someone?I'm a guy
>>24355199
>things that didn't happen
Fuck off
You'd be arrested if that actually happened
>>24355286
Well hey don't hog all the excitement I'm sure we can get a group of us over there.
Where and when are you lovebirds meeting?
>>24355286
Hope you have a nice time anon.
>>24355300
Workplace scuffles are common as muck mate, very few of them ever make it to the police. They're dealt with internally to protect company image.
>>24355286
where is he from and is he coming up or are you going to him?
>>24355212
Aye
>>24355218
Manager is a paki
>>24355279
Do we have to fight beforehand
>>24355300
I probably am going to get arrested at some point if he wants to press charges
>>24355336
show him some cp might get your job back
>>24355336
>Manager is a paki
They've planted their seeds and they have grown
>>24355183
Idk I kinda like the hot glue effect
>>24355452
>I like my women covered in the semen of another man
ok
>>24355452
c0p
>>24355496
>another man
It's plastic senpai, this way I can imagine I came on my figure without getting it dirty
>>24355346
>>24355414
To be fair the manager is sound, he seemed to understand why I did it, been suspended til next week while they investigate
>>24355507
>this way I can imagine I came on my figure without getting it dirty
>>24355524
say you speak paki and say they was being racist
Anyone from Northamptonshire lads?
>>24355574
They say you were being racist and it's 3 v 1
>>24355617
but people trust white at least 3x more
>>24355308
Thanks m8
>>24355334
>>24355286
Traveling to see him, this weekend.
Is britfeel dying guys? Today's thread didn't start until eleven and it's got <200 posts.
>>24355699
I usually start threads and I was busy this morning.
Won't happen again chief.
Too many faggots in /britfeel/ these days
Its fine if you're gay but why do you have to talk about it constantly you attention seeking faggots
>>24355670
Especially you, everyday, same shit
Hope you get chopped and chucked in the thames mate
>>24355746
What's the point in being gay unless you can tell everybody?
Otherwise it's just a kink, like leather and whips.
>>24355737
good lad
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw never been muted by the robot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuA9wO1Neb
john bercow here, ama
Pause...........
/fag-britfeel/
Lads I created a fake instagram account just to bully a kid who bullied me at school.
I uploaded a bunch of some dudes pictures of /fit/ and a boxing ring I apparently train at.
I've been commenting fat, porky and chubby on every photo he uploads.
Did I do good?
Just found some old flunitrazepam in my drug drawer, I was searching for an opioid of some sort but I guess this and a few beers will have to suffice
>>24356048
post examples desu, even his instagram
>>24356048
kek, sounds like pure bants
>>24356048
Sounds like edgy beta shit
>Bought 3 nice tops from Amazon for 1.70 each so I can get free delivery
>They're being sold for 11 quid each now
Bargain.
Switch, slice man to bits, jack his credit card and spend night at the ritz
only took a walk to the shops and im tired as fuck again
>>24356342
Roll yourself there next time fatty, use less energy
>eat something
>projectile vomit 30 seconds later
I love the sensation of being sick~ But it seems so wasteful and I hate cleaning it up.
I hope you're having a great evening robots!
>>24356384
I'm the same, just had a bag of m and ms and threw em straight back up.
>>24356444
I hope you didn't force yourself anon! I really don't want other anons to fall down the self-harm rabbit hole~
>>24356384
might want to go to a&e if your abdomen really hurts
it's a sign that your appendix needs removing
mine was nearly about to burst before I finally took a taxi down and got it removed the next day
>>24356384
It also rots your teeth you dumb spic.
>>24356695
I appreciate the concern anon! But my stomach only hurts when I eat~
>>24356384
why do you love the sensation of being sick m8?
how much do you weigh?
>go to download something off kat.cr
>blocked by new ISP
Lads what am I going to do, that was literally the last torrent site I knew about. I want to go back to the days of suprnova.org when we could just pirate everything without a care in the world.
>>24356384
You're gonna die, bro.
>tfw 21 but people think you look 16
I hope I'll be able to grow a full beard soon.
>>24356817
That's a very tough question anon! The short answer is because it gives me immense pleasure~ The long answer is a combination of self-loathing, the fact it's a coping method, masochism and addiction. There's more but it's rather personal.
I-I don't really want to post my weight here though...
I am trying my best to get better though! I try and eat something at least once a day.
>>24356820
just download tor browser senpai
>>24356934
>There's more but it's rather personal.
but it's not personal when you post it anonymously on the internet m8
sharing is good I thought
>>24356820
You can literally find a mirror site for it easy as anything.
>>24356969
Enjoy your FBI honeypots, Nigerian scammers and Russian hackers
>>24350840
Didn't help me at all. I told them I had constant suicidal thoughts and could barely leave the house and they were like "have you tried thinking more positive or going out with friends more often?"
>tfw my desire to get drunk is slowly creeping above the level of anxiety I get when I think about going to the shop
I'm so tired and bored I just want to feel nice tonight.
>new GPU today
>new motorbike tomorrow
how's your week?
wow, that came off awfully facebooky.. sorry
>>24357029
Just be yourself mate
The fucks wrong with you
>>24356967
Sorry anon~ I just really don't want to. I'd rather not think about it. I hope you understand.
>>24357238
No, we do not. Either you're a big guy 4u or grimly skinny, which is it?
>>24357256
He's a big guy 4 u m8
>>24357173
No money till next week... feels bad man.
>>24357238
fair enough m8
no worries at all
good luck with sorting it
>>24357256
Out of those choices, I'd have to pick grimly skinny~
SJWSJWSJWSJW
>>24357238
>I'm craving attention so I make up stories but there's nothing actually wrong with me so when you ask about it I can't explain so I just say I don't want to talk about it teehee~
>>24356820
https://proxyof.com/kickasstorrents-proxy-unblock/
>>24357318
Look after yourself m8.
You deserve to be kind to yourself.
>Polaboos qt Polish ex-roommate has dropped out of uni and returned to Poland
is there anything more reddit than
>be me
>>24357965
wait so you're reddit?
>every time I see a cute girl it just makes me feel bad that I'll never cuddle one
>Heard someone yelling my name the other day like they were right next to my bed and I was the only one in the house, when I opened my eyes no one was there
Am I legitimately mentally ill?
Tempted to buy this lads
>>24358045
looks a little young there mate
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>24358107
That is kinda the whole idea.
>>24358098
Thats what I was thinking, I want to wear it to uni since it looks maximum comfy but not sure what my classmates would think
>>24358154
if you wear a stabproof vest at the same time it would be fine
>>24358175
No one is going to stab me for wearing a cute girl on a towel senpai, I'll be judged hard and probably laughed at but I'll be laughing at them when they're cold as fuck and I'm 100% comfy
A towel with sleeves? Now I've seen everything
>>24358045
>ywn have a younger sister to experience moe
>>24358154
>I want to wear it to uni
>>24358302
I'll just play it off as a joke, I'm friends with all my classmates, they'll understand
>Befriend flatmate in first few months of uni in Uni
>Feel like I need to say Hi to him everyday and have a conversation with him.
>Doubt he feels this way with me.
>Always friendly enough we play computer games together.
>Ask today what he's doing for housing next year.
>"Oh me and my physics friends are all getting a house together"
>Literally no thought of me. My only friend in this fucking city.
>"What about you?"
>O-oh nothing everywhere seems full
>"Hope you find somewhere"
I literally feel crushed. I thought we were more than this desu. I feel like absolute shit.
>>24358345
Did you hang out with him outside the house?
>>24358378
He seemed just like me in that he only left for lectures. We sometimes went out together on the weekends.
>>24358345
do 3 years in halls
>>24358434
This.
It ain't all that bad.
>>24358434
This is a definite option. I'm not panicking in that I don't know what to do. Its just I feel betrayed. Which is pathetic because he had no obligation to me. The trouble when you only make one friend and they have a few :/
>>24358345
Damn anon, that sounds rough~ I know first-hand the feel of being second best. At least you have friends of sorts though, I have absolutely nobody~ I hope you feel better soon!
>>24358474
>tfw your best friend doesn't see you as his best friend
>>24356048
Lol alpha as fuck
>>24358484
>>24358496
I see a cycle approaching. I cant be fucked for him now, then next year I'll feel the same about the new people and so on and so forth.
>>24358447
>>24358474
which city you in
6mg flunitrazepam 5 cans of kroney and a zoot
man on sum next wave ting u get me
>>24358522
Well at least you've recognised it early on! Please don't let this experience jade you and ruin your three years anon! I'd hate for that to happen~ There will be other chances to make friends!
What Uni are you at if you don't mind me asking?
>>24358345
>Live off campus
>Everyone is friends with each other, have loads of friends from their flats etc.
>Constantly going out and getting laid
>"What about you anon, what did you do during the weekend?"
>22 and just starting uni
fml
>>24358561
Cardiff University
>>24358501
Ratatalpha, the grime scene salsa, robots dun know bout tha school day nostalgia
Normie life, shits heavy like a 20kg knife, dont like it get on ur bike
>>24358571
see >>24358581
>>24358580
For the first time in my life i'm feeling the >tfw no true friends feel and it makes me feel dead 2bh. I could live with the fact that I didn't make friends but I did and I've been left behind...
>>24357588
Thank you anon.
Have an octopus for your trouble.
>youtube changed again
why
>>24358655
>>24358581
You guy think you have it bad?
>Be eastern european at uni
>My accent and ugly looks fuck up my self-esteem
>Anxiety problem, can't join any clubs
>Struggling with my classes
>Live off campus
>22 years old, everyone in my class save for another guy is 18
>Not a single friend
>Everyone went out and I didn't even get invited
Just kill me already senpai.
>>24358699
to make your life difficult
>>24358723
i knew it.. it was only to affect me right?
>>24358647
Lol beta as fuck
>>24358700
I feel you dude. I think the feelings worse if you have something and then lose it though. Just feel like Sheev posting on /tv/ for the rest of the year tbqh. I was making an effort to have a conversation with the guy but now I can't be fucked. Fuck him. If he think's I'm ignoring him because of it and thinks I'm pathetic then fuck him some more.
Are Canadian fags welcomed?
>>24358760
Bar with me u gassed up pum
Oh wait u can't
Go perform fellatio on ur aunt
Spent little mug
Go give ur 2 inch a 2 seconds tug
>>24358799
Are Canadians British?
>>24358780
>based Sheev
Good taste anon
>>24358799
Deffffiinitly FUCKING not
O
T
>>24358821
Sort of?
Kind of?
A little bit?
Historically?
>>24358811.
The thought of retiring
Is makin' me want to set your account on fire with a soldering iron
What up dawg I'm applying for the rim job are you hiring?
>tfw oneitis is talking about cutting again
How do I tell her to stop being a stupid fucking attention whore and get help? She won't listen to reason.
>>24358799
What the fuck is up with your Prime Minister? Holy shit you guys are fucked.
>>24350748
had work at argos today for a few hours. I had multiple fuck ups due to being new with the tills so feels pretty bad.
>>24358912
cut her yourself. she will realize how bad it is + see you as alpha
>>24359043
I was going to tell her that I wanted to hurt her when she talks like this but it seemed like counter productive tbaych
>mfw dad asks me what I want for christmas
>>24359156
say a better father
Who /apprentice/ here? Hope Richard gets raped.
>>24359156
His face when you say a gf
>>24358912
Sounds pretty hot, where is she cutting?
Nothing sexier than cut marks on a girl's thigh. MMM MMM
>>24359212
m9 that triple extermination last week had me like
I was hoping for the legendary quadkill but alas. The pre-boardroom elimination was good enough for me
>>24358345
Don't worry anon I was in a similar situation. Found a place at the end of the year living with three girls, a greek, a russian and a cypriot. Was pretty chill but didn't really interact much beyond film nights because they were foreign. I stayed in the house when they left and had three new housemates all who were chill as fuck and would game, go drinking ect. on a regular basis.
>>24359233
His father gets him a dvd of Goodfellas
>>24359291
Upper forearmsyou fucking faggot
>>24359212
Hoping that black woman gets the boot, can't stand her.
>>24359343
She's a cunt but I want to see her naked, tall girls are cute as fuck. Shame shes a nigger though
>>24359312
Reckon Joe "private walker" Spivaldi will win. He's a lad
>152mb internet
>iPlayer struggles to work
>Goes to potato mode
>still doesnt work
>Can barely see the fucking image, sound quality is horrible
What is the license fee even for?
>>24359022
Why would you feel bad about that anon? You're new to it so it's only natural you'd make mistakes~ You'll get better at it!
>>24359419
so jonathan woss can buy a new condo in miami
hate how the first 5 minutes of the apprentice is always just recaps and hype
>>24359343
She went last week
What do you think is in that glass room the Sugar Monster comes out of?
Reckon it's a bog?
I hate that faggot with the shitty little moustache, seeing it proper fucking triggers me
describe the current weather with a video game
>>24359599
ha ha I get it, the game is shit and so is the weather
>supposed to have date tonight
>been looking forward to it for the last week, might actually have some female contact for the first time in the last 2 years
>she messages me an hour before and says her flatmate has twisted her ankle and they had to take her to the hospital, so she can't do tonight
>pretty sure that's a bullshit excuse to get out of it
>rescheduled for next tuesday
>will probably have another excuse then
>"tfw no gf" is seeping back in, and hope is dying
>only men buy electronics
>>24359619
Just wait for Thursday, 2 excuses in a row is suspicious. But the twisted ankle thing genuinely might have happened. Just wait a little longer before tfw no gf.
>>24359681
Yeah, she seemed keen before and for tuesday, so not giving up just yet.
Still feels shit though.
>>24359619
Respond back "who is this"
Then when she tells you say "oh I forgot lol"
Bitches hate that shit.
>>24359649
Wrong thread Suguru-san
>>>/tv/62835290
>>24359649
Yeah maybe in the 50s
But its
2015
0
1
5
PEOPLE
Fucks sake, the wind is making a loud whistling noise from my window but I can't find exactly where, can't sleep for 2 days now
>>24359506
Thought last week was the handyman episode?
>acting like jew sugar's never told a lie in his life
fuck off karen i still want you to sit on my face but you can fuck right off
All these people buying shit just want to be on tv
>>24359827
Karen used to be pretty cute but the older she gets the more she looks like a tranny
>want to play Yakuza Ishin
>have to read fan translations of every cutscene
Fuck
anyone here about paris? some people got killed
>>24359619
You have to trust a woman to get anywhere, take it from a kissless V
>Managed to get a date with an obese, acne ridden girl from work last year
>She cancelled the first date
>Her excuse was ''I got stuck inside a lift''
>Obviously didn't believe this
>Got mad instead of sad
>Rearranged the date for the following week
>Printed off an image of the buttons in an lift
>Stuck them to my shirt
>Walked into the restaurant still mad
>Sat on my chair
>Opened up my jacket
>She saw the buttons
>Started loudly shouting ''WAITER I'M STUCK!''
>kept staring smugly at date
>She started crying
>Felt bad
>Tried to apologise
>She didn't want to hear it
>Told everyone at work, I became even more hated
Just don't be a dick man
>>24359981
never baguette
>>24359990
>''WAITER I'M STUCK!''
>>24360039
Oh god my sides
>>24359990
This thread has really cheered me up, I'm in tears now
Wrapping parcels when drunk is hard.
But i think London Liverpool Street should be dust tomorrow night irregardless of my packing skills.
>tfw mums birthday presents won't arrive in time for her birthday
Feels bad lads
>>24360260
atleast she's not dying of cancer... yet
>>24360260
At least you got her something anon! That's what counts~
>>24360260
it's the thought that counts
>>24360320
>>24360327
Idk, it's sort of my own fault. I left it until today to get a gift for her. Her birthday is on Friday
>>24360342
dont tell her that then retard just say it was a slow delivery
>>24360351
That doesn't get rid of the self guilt senpai
>>24360364
stop being a pussy might help
I'm really bored and have no money to waste to make me feel better
>>24360342
I still wouldn't feel that guilty anon! I normally expect online deliveries to only take two days~ You're a good anon for getting her some presents, don't beat yourself up over it!
>>24360398
shut fuck off im sick of you rpositivity
>bunch of normies in class yesterday
>asked me if I was going to watch the England Paris friendly
>lie but say
>'Of course, it's going to be an explosive game'
>they just stare at me
>cute girl calls me a prick
Why does everyone get so worked up over terrorist attacks, they didn't even know the victims.
>>24360424
>England Paris friendly
what?
I'm the one on that residential course, today in pottery I used tools to file down and perfect (get rid of imperfections the sugar bowls and candle holders I made yesterday. It was a annoying as fuck, it took me about 10 minutes each time to center the fucking things onto the wheel, it had to be dead center because it'd be uneven. Although it was annoying, it was still quite relaxing.
After work we had a slow cooked fat lamb shank, lamb, peas, carrots and gravy with apple crumble and custard for afters.
After that, I played pool and snooker, won 4 quid because I beat someone twice and we betted 2 quid each game, chatted to quite a few people, small talk, I fucking hate it because I'm not good at it. I don't know if I'm being paranoid or not, but I found that today, some people were a bit colder and more distant than they were yesterday, I haven't done anything to piss anyone off, if anything I'm really friendly, and sometimes roll people fags if they ask.
I think I'm going more insane than I was before, at least before I didn't have to think about other people, and have it affect my mood.
>>24360487
The football match. Meant France, was thinking of Paris.
told a 4/10 sri lankan girl that i wanted to slam her fat arse and now she's having me ejected from halls
>>24360496
Good job for putting yourself out there anon! I could never bring myself to play pool with a bunch of strangers~ I expect you're being paranoid, mostly because you've had such a big lifestyle change. It's natural. If you haven't given them any good reason to be hostile then I can't see why they are. Great job on being friendly and having small talk as well, that must be hard for someone who's been NEET for a long time. Just try and relax and think rationally about these things~ And most importantly, enjoy yourself!
>>24360543
"slamuh fahtahse" means "rape your mouth" in Sri Lankan.
>>24360606
it's not like that's any worse than what i said
Is it gay to own a dildo
>>24360786
Depends what your doing with it.
>>24360496
After that, we castrated ourselves
>>24360543
how did you tell her? through text?
>>24360786
Not if you're a woman, it's empowering
>>24360496
It sounds like prison but comfy
Remember to book a dentist appointment soon anons
>>24360496
Please don't make this a daily blog
>>24360836
Don't worry he'll go full normie soon and forget about here
how do these work
>>24360817
pls b in Bristol
>>24360875
Fucking magic lad
why do the synths bleed when dogmeat attacks them?
>>24360803
Kek
>>24360601
Ah you're the tilde tripfag from yesterday, how have you been doing mate?
To be fair, I played pool and talked to people yesterday and Monday. I've always enjoyed pool and snooker since I was a kid, I'm very good at it too. I thought the same to be honest, I guess people just go up and down from day to day. It's just the small talk and being around people that just gets to me, it makes me physically sweat and puts my mind into overdrive, overthinking what to say, etc, which makes my replies worse, and causes me to pause sometimes.. I hope it'll get better over time, but right now, it feels bad, I hide it well however.
>>24360921
i knew it my mum always told me magic was fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPi_0MMT2uo
this video proves otherwise
>>24360947
>20,000 views
>179 likes 3 dislikes
just kill us aliens
>>24360836
I wasn't planning to, I don't know why any of you would want to hear about my shit every day, I just thought of post today seeing as well, it's only the second day I've posted about it.
>>24360857
Doubt that. And even if I do somehow become normie, thatll allow me to translate help and shit into the language that my previous self would understand, meaning, all of you aswell.
>tfw we lost our chance at freedom
>>24361043
what happened? the referendum is coming up and France is tearing up the schengen agreement
Did I just miss peep show?
>>24360906
Not him, but where are you in brizzle?
ko wa shitai senpaitachi desu
>>24361085
Nah mate we needed Nigel it is too late
>tfw I live in london
>>24361151
why
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24361170
i live in london as well, where are you senpai, want to meet up and play with each other's dicks?
>>24361170
What did he die or something?
>tfw tired but canny sleep
lad
>>24361197
M-mum told me not to go out with stranger
>>24361223
Gang raped by muslims
>just recently moved to the uk
>attending college
>guy in class is really awkward and I think maybe autistic, him and me are ahead of everyone else in class because we actually care about the shit we're studying
>want to befriend him
>he talks so low I can't hear anything he says
>thick english accent doesn't help
conversations are so awkward because of this.
>>24361250
it's okay senpai, I'm black you can trust me
>>24361258
>attending college
Yanks out
>him and me are ahead of everyone else in class because we actually care about the shit we're studying
What sort of shit tier uni are you going to where people are paying 9k a year to do a course they don't care about?
>>24361258
Ingland for Inglish, go home you fawrener
>>24361260
GO HOME LEAVE UK AHGHHHHHHHHHH
>>24361188
Because I also live in bristol
>>24361305
All the people who were told to go to uni their whole lives, and who didn't really consider any other alternatives.Because there aren't any
>>24361305
here's your reply desu nae nae
>tfw oneitis messages back
NOW WATCH ME BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
>>24360826
Got one tomorrow
Shitting myself tbqfh
>>24361371
what are you having done
>>24361363
WATCH ME FEEL
NOW WATCH ME PEPENow watch me post, you fucking useless robot
>>24361345
leave for where?
>>24361400
Just a checkup but I've been putting it off for over a year so I'm probably fucked.
>tfw no latex gf
>>24361305
are you retarded? it's not a uni, its college. Where you do A levels/BTECs? Jesus how out of touch can you get. Also, it's free.
>>24361113
Shit I forgot about peep show too. Is it over?
>>24361506
i thought only retards do college instead of sixth form
>>24361458
you'll be fine i'm sure mate worst thing as previously discussed is having the qt dental assistant there while you are helpless and dropping your spaghetti
>>24361528
well I've been a neet for 4 years so I'm tehcnically a retard.
>>24361443
Mozambique.
>>24361553
Why would i go to a place I have no connection to?
Where can I get massage oil from? Not online and definitely somewhere with self checkout. My local boots store doesn't have self checkout.
Want to have a night in the fleshlight as my parents are gone for the weekend. Got lube, and candles. Just need some oil to get my whole body wet.
>>24361576
The local chimps will welcome their uncle back mate.
my room just suddenly started stinking of piss
I don't have any piss bottles or anything and there's no leaks in the ceiling
what the fuck's going on?
>>24361612
Not quite sure you understand how things work desu senpai.
>>24361615
Pipe burst under the floor?
PeepeePoopoo ghost?
>>24351910
If it's just a week, fuck it, you can sleep on my sofa so long as you keep the place tidy.
>>24361615
Last resident died and was a robot who used piss bottles. You're now being haunted by a robot ghost. Be sure to throw away items that may be considered too normie. Condoms, festival tickets, stuff like that.
>>24361592
You can get baby oil in most large supermarkets I would imagine
>>24361615
Poleaboo is your flatmate.
>>24361654
I didn't think about using baby oil. Good call senpai.
>>24361663
I find Poleaboo fascinating. I want to see the shitting video and know why he wanted to record a girl having a poo.
>>24361736
>why he wanted to record a girl having a poo.
Because he's a beta and doesn't know how to actually flirt with women.
>>24361736
It was revenge for her liking other guys (beta orbiters as he called them) more than him and not acknowledging his friendly wave in the SU
>>24361765
He did it to have a conversation piece?
>h-hi, I notice that your poo was a bit tough coming out and mayhaps a bit too solid, could I interest m'lady in a candlelit high fibre dinner?
>>24361794
I wouldn't wave back at pakiboo either desu
>you will never be this much of an alpha go-getter
At work when I'm around people talk quietly to eachother so I can't hear them
>>24361863
What the fuck did I just read, and that is actually his profile picture?????????
>>24361872
That sounds horrible, why is that anon, do you know?
>>24361863
It always upsets when I see beautiful asian girls with undeserving white men.
They should be with me, I actually understand their culture and ways.
>>24361863
>tfw Fluttershy is more alpha than me.
>>24361863
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAA.
>>24361863
>going to be an animator in japan
no youre not son. all weebs have this delusion
>>24361736
>wanted to record a girl having a poo.
Nothing wrong with that, how can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
>Get on bus
>They don't take change
>Two girls behind me pay for my ticket
Nicest thing any stranger has ever done for me before
>>24361863
>I currently have a 2.1 GPA
I'm not American but isnt this low as fuck lol
>>24362973
C average
>have an interview at a really fancy high end beauty type shop tomorrow
I can't wait for them to see me, I can't believe i'm even bothering to go. Jesus, what a mess this will be. I have polished the turd as well as i can though.
>>24361863
>I know you like videogames because we play in the Japan club a lot together
They both seem like spergs
>With the way you look I'm suprised the school even let you in
BTFO
Peep show isn't even funny any more it just makes my chest hurt
>>24362954
>Get on bus
>They don't take change
What the fuck? What kind of bus doesn't take change?
>>24363068
>barbarians outside London still have to use cash on the bus
London invented the oyster card to replace cash, and has no completely abandoned the oyster card by letting you use contact debit cards.
>>24363068
Meant to say that I didn't have change, my bad
>>24362954
That was nice of them, I have a similar story
>trying to buy a train ticket
>card reader won't accept my card
>no idea why
>2 minutes until the metro is due
>going to be late
>just fuck my shit up senpai
>guy says he'll pay for me
>paid 4 quid for a random stranger
Theres some nice people in the world I guess
>>24363090
>tfw moving away from London and I'm going to have to figure out how to pay with cash again
Using my card enabled me to not spill my autism everywhere and now I have to figure out how to pay by cash again.
>>24363140
it's horrible. Plus it's like 32.50 for a single ticket and there's no price capping
>>24363132
probably because he wanted to get his ticket
>>24363180
This. I've paid a girl's bus charge before because she was being a pain and wouldn't accept she didn't have the money on her card and get off so we could leave.
>>24363180
There was like 6 machines so he could have just went to any of the others
>>24363090
Not really, contactless debit cards are just an evolution of the concept, Oyster just bridged the gap until banks were in a position to roll the tech out
>>24363236
Don't people just steal cards and stuff and use them contactless I can't imagine a worse idea for london
>>24363090
>barbarians inside London still have to use the bus
>tfw going to town and seeing all the chinese students
Makes me sad tbqh, I'd date an asian girl even if she was uggo
>>24363302
Never heard of that happening and the daily limit is pretty low anyway. I mean someones not going to be able to steal your card without you noticing.
>>24363445
Its not a daily limit, it's a transaction limit
>tfw steam is down and so you can't talk to your bf
I want to dress up as a meido for a convention but
>I'm a guy
>I'm chubby
Should I do it anyways
>>24363887
do it anon, you cant look as bad as half the cosplayers at some cons.
>>24363683
Stop being a faggot and fuck women like nature intended.
>>24363887
I want to fuck a chubby meido.
>Come back to uni after a weekend away
>Walk into my room
>"Jesus fucking Christ what's that smell?"
>Smells like a rodents/rabbit hutch
>Look around
>See tiny faeces on my bed
>Suddenly see a rat/mouse run across room and into the wall
Fuck this shit. Should I call my landlord first thing in morning. Is it his responsibility to sort this out. I can't afford to call pest control myself. And what's my risk of infection? Fuck's sake lads
>>24364003
Sorry senpai, I'm straight
>ironic for wanting to dress up like a maid
>>24364034
He might kick you out for keeping pets.
>>24364073
Would I at least be able to stare up your skirt, take pictures and fap furiously? No touching of course.
>>24364080
You're really funny m8.
>>24364034
It is his responsibility, but the chances are he'll try and wriggle out of it and blame you for not keeping your house hygienic enough, etc. Chance of infection with anything is limited, but take your sheets off anyhow.
>>24364073
>straight
>in /britfeel/
Why?
Baibaba bimba!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2rtqVma_Ww
>>24364116
>Chance of infection with anything is limited
thanks dude. I've been reading about the potential infections you can get from mice and rats and been panicking slightly desu senpai
>>24364253
>you will never baibaba bimba with the lads in tokyo
>>24360118
>irregardless
That's not even a word you illiterate fuck.
>>24360922
It's coolant (^:
anyone else drinking tonight or just me?
;_;
>>24364490
yes I had a cool glass of water
>>24364490
im drinking tea.
>>24364490
Thinking about it, what are you having?
Where has the time gone lads? I gave to be up in 5 hours
>>24364490
Wanted to get some pepsi max but my parents only bought lilt
>>24364751
pepsi gives me an upset stomach
how do you manage it?
>>24364769
Not being a pussy and being able to handle the max
>>24364658
I'm on gin
Where can I find Japanese meido costumes for men, or will I have to get one custom made
>>24351910
thats pretty shitty but he may have had kike parents so doesnt mean to be mean
Anyone in bed reminiscing?
I dont even fucking know anymore lads
>>24364490
I am, 3rd glass of wine
>>24365068
No girls allowed in these threads
>>24364936
surely any pervy otaku goods site?
You don't need to custom make them if you're skinny. My schoolgirl uniform fits just fine
>>24363058
Today's episode felt really off. Like it wasn't peep show but another tv show.
Doesn't help that both the actors look really old now. Especially Robert Webb.
>>24365095
>if you're skinny
The whole point is I'm ironically going as a chubby maid
>>24365106
Yeah, I didn't laugh as much as I normally would.
Also 4 minutes of adverts on 4OD is a pisstake. Do they really think people will sit there and watch it?
Muted it and went for a piss the other night during it, and played MH this time
>>24363683
>tfw just got done steamy texting bf
You should exchange mobile numbers senpai. It's the best texting in bed.
>>24365184
>tfw can see my bf is using the phone as you say this
>worried it's him
>>24365148
Probably still can, see enough chubby maids of japanese comedy shows
>>24365180
Yeah at first I was sad this was the last series but honestly I don't mind now. Best to end it before it goes to total shit.
>>24365180
turn off adblock
watch first set of ads
when programme starts turn adblock back on
>>24365260
cba for that hassle m800
>>24365251
Thanks senpai but I've found a cosplay shop in the UK that does maid costumes for men and uses UK sizing
>50 quid
Christ, the judgement from my family and coworkers better be worth it
>>24365260
>>24365361
Just torrent it
>>24365379
>coworkers
Where do you work mate? Sure this is a good idea?
>>24365422
Sainsburys, it's just inevitable photos of me will end up on normiebook
>Sure this is a good idea?
Probably not, I'm only 18 so I don't think they'll think I'm a creep or anything and if they threaten to sack me or anyways I can probably just say theyre being bigots and it's 2015
only been one thread today wew
>>24365451
>Sainsburys
That sounds like a horrible idea then.
>>24365459
The normies drove the robots away.
>>24365464
Really, how so? I'll just say it was a laugh or something, I'm friends with my coworkers, they'll hopefully understand
>>24365451
Are they not all Muslims? All the supermarket workers near me are
>tfw no hannah gf
>>24365451
Why the fuck would they sack you for wearing a maid outfit? If they did you could just cry discrimination
>>24365491
Nah only the cleaners and one of the night staff. They hired a black girl recently but shes pretty funny so it's all good
>>24365507
Yeah they wont do shit
>>24365493
Is that a fucking AvP film poster? Shit taste detected
>>24365252
>jeremy fucks a guy
>super hans gets married
It's clear the writers are all out of ideas now.
>tfw your bf goes to bed
Should I get this one lads, 50 quid for something I'll likely only wear once seems a bit steep
>tfw uni flat mate just got BTFO by halls security
HAHAHAHAHAH. Security knocked on his door and bollocked him for having his music on so loud this time of night. The usually alpha chad sounding like such a bitch boy too. I heard the whole thing 's-sorry, o-okay' HAHAHAHAHA.
Glad I reported him and didn't confront him myself. The music is completely switched off now too.
>>24366109
good show man, you didn't need to shit on anything confronting him and he'll never know it was you
solid
>>24366041
or this one
>>24366041
This one is cuter
Can't believe there's a takeaway open at this time lads. Hope it isn't shit, I'm starving.
>>24366470
what kinda takeaway family?
>>24366156
that one because it looks more revealing
>>24366523
Doesn't matter because they just called me to say they're not delivering. Fuck.
>>24366470
There is one near me I think they're open till 5 on Thurs/Friday/Sat. Also got an offlicence open till 4ish
Based Turks.
>>24366812
Get a taxi lad
I'm at university and all I want is to be NEET again. The money isn't worth it.
>>24366109
>not ripping into him with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrq_nDZGXWM
>>24366109
I used to bang the pipes in my room. It would echo throughout the entire building and nobody knew it was me.
They would bang back, as if telling me to stop. But I never did. Every night it was bang bang bang, it was loud too.
>>2436701
I'm NEET and all I want is to be at university again
notstagia is a funny thing
