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Where the fuck is everyone today?
Skipped college. Drinking early grey and watching peep show. Loving life.
just got out of shower. raining outside, though that's the best weather.
gonna' head down the town in a bit to get some food for muh pet
Failing to wank for the 3rd time. Think i'll just leave it for today desu
>>24306437
Me too senpai, not going into uni today.
Although I have a good reason, too much uni work to do. The question is, will I actually do it, or just procrastinate it?
The weekend schoolkids are back at school and the normies are at work.
I would have made the thread earlier but I don't have any of the images. I will save this one just incase.
I spent the whole weekend playing Tomb Raider and now I have tfw no Lara gf
Just got a text from the job centre saying it's closed tomorrow, they'll text me later with my next appointment.
Feels good.
>>24306459
I had a wank yesterday after only edging myself for about 3 days. The amount of cum I shot out was amazing. I didn't even think it was possible for me shoot out that much cum. It went all over the place in bucket loads.
>>24306497
>tfw no mistress to do that to me
quavers butty tbqh lads
>>24306460
You'll procrastinate. What course are you doing?
Got the shrink in an hour.
She'll ask me what I've been up to and the answer is, of course, nothing.
No idea why these sessions last around an hour.
>Got a job at a bar
>Did a 2 hour induction
>Signed all the paperwork
>They're ignoring my emails and calls asking for a start date
Sometimes I wonder if my life is just 1 big practical joke.
>>24306558
Final year comp sci
>>24306460
Same way broh
>>24306629
She's meant to delve in your brain, are you letting her?
>>24306725
If she doesn't have me pegged at this point, then she's terrible at her job.
>>24306735
I wish a shrink would peg me, that would solve all of my problems.
>>24306735
Ask for a new one then, you should find one who's decent and that you can somewhat relate with. And before you say, they do exist.
>>24306629
Tell her you found a dead rat in the park and spent some time kicking it into the kids play area, she'll think you're proper alpha
>>24306746
freudian slip
you sound like a perfectly well-adjusted individual
>>24306629
I mostly just use my sessions as an excuse to talk to someone.
Among other things, I've explained the rules of cricket to my therapist, recommended them some anime, and given them a recipe for a great pasta bake.
>>24306839
>recommended them some anime
>>24306839
how long before I start to see progress?
I'm not expecting things to change over night, but I've been seeing her for months now and I feel like a hamster on a wheel
I'm exactly where I was when I started
What's the best papers I can get in the corner shop for rolling? What do you guys use for roach?
First time in years was just going to get green rizla or some shit, don't really want kingsize as won't need that much as I have no tolerance
>>24306884
I've been seeing mine for just over a year. Pretty much zero progress towards actually making things better.
Some of the onus is probably on me, though. Like, I didn't go into it aiming to get anything out of it, I was just referred into it by a doctor.
>>24306884
she's getting paid regardless, all she can do is say the same things over and over and hope some of it sinks in
if it takes years, it takes years
>>24306939
I also like the silver ones.
thinking of asking for some motorbike gear for christmas
Good afternoon robots~ I hope you're all having a great day!
How do you plan on spending such a great afternoon?
>>24306409
Sent home from work because I was sick, coughing all over the place and the consensus was people didn't want to catch my germs lol so just spent 2 hours in the sauna didn't let it drop below 95c and kept slamming olbas oil on the rocks
Feel like a new man, dare I say it, my cold might be gone too, well at least the symptoms have, for noe
>>24306939
Blue or silver will burn slower and last longer green or red will burn faster and give you a stronger hit
Really not much difference mate
>>24306409
hey brits
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516
>>24307105
The 100k goal has been reached.
Told myself last night that I'm going to do all the things I need to do tomorrow then go outside and have a productive day which will make me feel good.
Woke up today and all the motivation is gone and I just want to go back to bed and not wake up.
>>24307037
"Working from home"
actually just shitting about online and getting by doing the absolute bare minimum.
Not as cozy as it sounds though desu
>>24307018
get superhoodie gear senpai
just went to the toilet for a shit and I forgot to pee
now I have to wait about an hour so nobody asks me if I'm ill or something
>>24307105
>will consider
>you think the tories who bow to big business will stop immigration which is necessary for said big business
Get your head out of the clouds, you think the Government works for you or something?
>>24307140
Just get up and do it mate, I know you don't want to, but keep forcing yourself and it will get easier until eventually, its your routine
>>24307155
misfits went downhill after season 2
or whatever season it was when they successfully dumped the bodies
all the tension disappeared and there was nothing but bad acting left
>>24307164
definitely agree.
I remember after the original crew dispanded, they were supposed to be coming back for a movie.
god knows where that trailed off to, it's been years.
>>24307105
Damn, it has 400k sigs already. Holy shit.
Everyone knows these petitions are worthless though
>>24307163
I know, I used to do this shit only a couple of months ago when I was in CBT but now that it's ended all of my motivation has just evaporated.
Been sleeping later and waking up later and I just feel so dead for hours after I wake up before I even start feeling okay enough to tackle this stuff then it's too late in the day to do anything.
Just went out to the shops.
Nearly threw up with the bullshit that's in all the shops. I literally felt sick.
Went to mcdonolds for the first time in years, it's improved.
Girl looks at me, i look at her, i look away, i look back, she is still looking at me.
i do nothing...
why am i fucking dickhead?
I got to talking with this chinese girl yesterday who was really drunk at this club and we had a great conversation, turns out she is a tourist and I had an interesting conversation with her about China and things she has done here in England. After about 30 minutes she was drunk out of her mind and said she wants to lose her virginity to a British guy and being the virgin I am, said yes. We went back to her hotel and had sex but the drunken me didn't think of using a condom, I figured, she's a virgin so it'll be fine. But now that Im sober, Im panicking. She probably lied, I'm too nervous to go to a STI clinic because I feel like they'll judge me
>38" waist starting to feel tight
really need to get on top of this before it gets any worse
>>24307196
I think most of us have been there man, maybe go back to your GP and see if you can get some more CBT if it helped?
I do know he feeling though, like I said I just force myself, even if I really don't want to, because I know I'll feel better afterwards
Good luck bro
>>24307157
its not just about that.
we have almost surpassed the sjw petition for letting more migrants in
let people know that its ok to disagree with sjw nigger bullshit
>>24307217
Lol, just wait man you're probably fine
If you start to see a rash or weird shit on your knob or yeallow cum/ burning when you piss then yeah go to the clinic
They don't judge anyway mate, so if you're that worried go get it checked out
Takes a week or so for most symptoms to show though
>>24307219
>really need to get on top of this before it gets any worse
I know that feel bro. It's so easy to put on weight. I've got a wardrobe full of 34" waist jeans that I refuse to throw out cause I keep telling myself I'll wear them again. they have been in there for 5 years. At least I'm down from 38' to 36' though.
>>24307281
Oh, I can get behind that then. The only problem is that most of our immigrants are European and therefore christian. If we stopped immigration, the muzzers here would continue to outbreed us and this would be a caliphate way more quickly than it actually will be as things stand.
I, for one, would like a 'no Muslims or brown people' immigration policy.
>>24307326
Shutup you spastic
>Get appointment at hospital in London come in post
>Only logical solution is to get the train up there
>Have a huge fear of train station platforms
I'm fucked
>>24307378
>Have a huge fear of train station platforms
What scares you?
>>24307519
>What scares you?
Being outside
>>24307519
OP the day of the hospital appointment
Best dnm/vendors anyone?
>>24307338
Go home, brownie.
>>24307591
I'm white you idiot
>hurrr he's not racist
>must be brown
>scum!
You're pathetic mate
>>24307326
I agree, European immigration is mainly a good thing. We need more white Christian/Catholics.
Not more Brown/Black Muslims.
>>24307338
Fuck off Ahmed.
The guy makes a sensible argument and your response is "Shutup you spastic"
>tfw can't stop watching yuri anime
>tfw you'll never be a japanese schoolgirl in a forbidden relationship with your cute female classmate
>>24307628
Again I'm white
>I, for one, would like a 'no Muslims or brown people' immigration policy.
>sensible
OK mate
>>24307326
>'no Muslims or brown people' immigration policy
This. They simply refuse to integrate into western society.
>>24307591
>>24307613
>>24307628
>>24307678
>attack of the backward racist samefag
>>24307715
Lel no mate. You are in the minority here in more ways than one.
Lads, how do you deal with the poles constantly stealing your wheelie bin?
My mums bipolar and has no idea how to act properly or react to situations in the correct way.
One time the slavs were dumping their rubbish in our bin so she set fire to theirs and it spread to their garden fence.
Now a different one stole it for a few days and she just got it back today.
PAKlS OUT
REEEEEEE
>>24307659
>Again I'm white
You may be white, but you have a disease. That disease is Liberalism. Unfortunately there is no cure, once infected the liberal mind will ignore all facts and evidence, and slowly march to his eventual demise. kind of like those parasites that infect some creatures and make them commit suicide, that is similar to the liberal disease
>>24307738
Wasn't aware using other peoples wheelie bins pissed people off, I do it all the time when I'm walking in the street
>>24307738
Piss of paki.
You upset because people are saying Euro immigrants are alright, and you're a stinky mud skin so you make up these stories.
>>24307747
It's not just like putting a freddo wrapper in someones bin when you walk past. They were putting all of their black bin bags in our bin because they're dipshit slavs.
>>24307736
Racist as well as stupid, what a coincidence
>>24307740
You have been brainwashed mate
>accepting other people different to yourself is wrong
Literally why no one likes you pal
>>24307738
Put your house number on it.
>>24307768
Ah makes sense then
>>24307779
Oh we did, they just take it anyway. Mum complained about how much the stickers cost.
>>24307766
>accusing me of being a paki
hahaha lad, jesus.
Daily reminder if you haven't done:
50 pullups
50 chin ups
100 lunges (50 each leg)
100 crunches
100 pressups
150 squats
You're a fat disgusting piece of shit and arent worth the oxygen you breath
>download film
>never watch it
>delete it months later
rinse repeat
>>24306668
You started any work yet m8? I only just had breakfast despite being up since 10. Now I'm going to go shower and then maybe, just maybe I'll get some work done after.
woke to see the skies are clear and the sun is out for a change.
>>24307800
Epic troll bro, keep it up
>>24307800
wew
way to overtrain baka
>>24307813
>this is a troll
No people actually do exercise everyday mate.
>>24307818
>this is overtraining
Holy fuck you're weak
>>24307800
>bodyweight exercises
You are wasting your time.
have the buses changed?
Something seems off, I don't look at buses usually but they look different, en masse.
>>24307841
Please tell me why?
Guarauntee I'm more ripped than you cuz
>>24307862
Is this the neet diet-posting paki?
>>24307800
Im perfectly contempt with being a fat fuck, why wouldn't I be? Who wants to live till there an old age pensioner where you can't even shit without the assistance of a care taker
>>24307862
Because being able to lift or push your own weight is below average. You'll never improve your strength. The only thing you are doing is wearing out your joints faster, so enjoy that arthritis and no meaningful strength LOL.
>>24307872
>contempt
>>24307870
Nah
>>24307872
Remaining healthy prevents situations like that, plus it helps my pussy game, new girl every week as far back as I can remember sometimes 2 maybe 3 a week, try it bro, you might like it
>>24307907
I have a gf so Id rather not fuck random girls every weak
>>24307907
>muh BMW
>muh civil engineering with Atkins
Been a while kiddo.
>>24307800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWBl2v0S4BQ
Bet you can't do one of these though :^)
>>24307800
are you a fucking pussy or something?
150 squats? fuckin lip stick prick.
double it.
>>24307879
Lmao stop letting /fit/ troll you mate, I can remember when I was as niave as you
FYI: I can still
Bench: 120kg 3x8
Squat: 180kg 5x5
Deadlift 220kg 1RM
OHP: 100kg 3x8
Cry harder baby boy
>>24307946
good to see all of that working out hasnt made you any less modest though
>>24307946
Those numbers are literally bodyweight tier. This is quite embarrassing for such a "fit guru".
If you came down to my gym you'd be laughed out.
THEY'RE GUNNA TASTE GREEEAT THEY'RE GUNNA TASTE GREEEAT
I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF FROSTIES HITTING ME PLAAAATE
Fucking normies.
>>24307860
this is the kind of /britfeel/ post I want
not
>>24307946
Update on my room lads, not sure how to get a crease out of the wallscroll
>>24307914
>weak
Certainly are
Fair enough though mate, as long as you're happy
>>24307917
Literally what
>>24307924
Looks interesting, might have to attempt this
>>24307938
I could easily but I also go for a 2 mile run after so need to maintain energy
>>24307968
Mirin bran?
>>24307972
>'fit guru'
Mate you're deluded
My intention isn't to be massive, I just wanna stay lean
Also
>people would laugh at these numbers
Get a grip lad
>>24307987
Going now anyway mate, sorry to disrupt the comfy
This robot is starting to make posting a hassle.
I've forgotten what I was going to post, thanks robot, you're truly making this board better.
>>24308005
>this autistic butthurt
ok thanks kid
Spending more time in /pol/ since the Paris attacks. I love how everyone wants shitskins to be erradicated.
Nice to be around people that aren't a bunch of shitskin loving libkucks
>>24307995
v cute especially the k-on poster
>>24307995
Show us your other walls.
>'nerd' in the username
>'geek glasses' in the avatar
>opens video with 'HEY GUUUUYS'
do people like this stuff?
>>24307985
Fucking hell lad why would you remind me of this.
>>24307995
an iron, (that pointy metal thing your mum uses)
and some grease proof paper to protect the...
fuck it, just get your mum to do it.
>>24308005
wow. you sound so hard....on 4chan.,
>>24308031
Still only have this one wall finished at the moment, going to import more megami magazines and wallcrolls when I get paid and start on the others
>>24308044
I'll try it, I dont want to ruin it though
>>24307995
what do your parents think of this?
>>24307860
They recently changed the buses on the route near me.
They are semi electric I think, they are dead quiet at the bus stop and when they first pull away, until the diesel engine kicks in.
>>24308092
Was about to post the exact same question
>>24308092
They think its cute, they even showed my grandma my posters and figures lmao, her favourite is pic related. My dad suggested I cover all my walls with posters
>>24308125
your parents sound like benefit scroungers
>>24308006
It is though, it's stopped also the spam of single meaningless words and responses that are used by so many people they seem scripted
>>24308025
Don't worry mate, fear is a powerful tool.
I think ISIS may get what they want in turning everyone against the Muslims.
Maybe they can all piss of and live in their caliphate over in whatever shit hole middle east crap pile they want.
>>24308134
no it hasn't you retard, that was the filter
just makes it more tricky to call people like you kucks or kuckolds.
>>24308133
Nah, they're just either already too disappointed in me to be even more ashamed or theyre fine with it. Granted, the first thing I bought was a dakimakura so everything since then has been pretty tame
>>24308080
Is there any specific ordering to the layout of the posters, or is it just slapped on randomly? I see 2 Haruhi posters together, yet the K-On posters are separated.
Decent taste desu senpai.
I GOT A NIGHT SHIFT WAREHOUSE JOB.
I'm a picker, so I walk about looking for items for 10 hours, 4 nights a week.
The company is terrible, all really dull, the type who bullied me relentlessly then dropped out in 4th year.
No electronic devices allowed, so no audiobooks.
Despite all this it's still somewhat comfy. You're left to do your own thing.
The only drawback is that I need to walk and wait a collective hour to get one of my two buses back home, and I kept falling asleep and nothing was recognisable because it was dark, so it was a constant state of alarm and confusion while being too tired to do anything about it.
Lasts all the way up to christmas, should be getting a lot of money for it.
>>24308164
>No electronic devices allowed
quit it mate
They sound like real jobsworths.
>>24306409
USA reporting in,
I'm not british in any sort of way :/
>>24308163
Nah just slapped on, maybe when I get more I'll order them by colour or some autistic shit like that
>>24308176
Don't worry mate so long as you aren't brown or muslim all robots are welcome here.
>>24308164
Do you have targets on how many items you find get? Like x amount per hour?
going for a "team leader" role lads
probably wont be considered but hey ho
also it's not advertised on the internet so hopefully only I apply
>>24308190
This. All Whites Welcome, we are AWW in this thread. Cute and smart, aww.
>>24308176
pls leave, our foreign ways might confuse you
>>24308190
Not him but I'm brown but not muslim. Why am I not allowed?
>watching death note
>gets ok
>pretty interesting
>falls off a fucking cliff and does a time jump adding several godawful characters
Why did this happen, is it a usual anime thing?
>>24308231
You are mate, its one one or two backward degenerates that have been bullied all their life that are racist here
>>24308231
>Why am I not allowed?
>I'm brown
>>24308240
No it's just Death Note.
It gets pretty hard to follow so you need to pay attention.
Sat on comfy sofa with a pot noodle and a cup of tea, about to watch peep show and walking dead. Life's good tbf lads
>>24308240
The last quarter or so is the weak point.
>>24308270
I can follow it, it's just stupid. They have just shoved Mello and Near into it who both want to catch Light in different ways. I knew L had to die, but they could have come up with some better story, or at least some better characters for after his death.
>>24308173
It's shit, but leaves me to my own thoughts. Hard to tell in the long term but it's almost therapeutic.
>>24308210
First 2 weeks aren't monitored, but they do afterwards. And if I don't meet them, what are they going to do? Fire me early so I can go back to my other 0 hour contract job? I don't care.
Anyone have any experiences using an amazon locker? Apparently there's one in a local shop near me, never seen it when I've been in there but I was never looking for it though.
Need to order something and I don't trust my retarded uni halls with parcels.
Got a job anons....
Removal work.
>>24308311
removing kebab?
>>24308288
Yeah, after L goes the show becomes stupid. The live action series that is running right now is apparently going to 'fix' that, by going in a different direction to the anime after L's death.
>>24308304
Saw one in milton keynes the other day, pretty big, i like big things
>>24308311
Removing semen from old men's peni?
>All these brobots getting jobs
Fucking why lads?
It's like you don't even believe in the NEET lifestyle.
>>24308334
After about a year, I got sick of being neet. Felt like I was going legit insane.
>>24308334
I've been a NEET for 10 months now!
I want money to get drunk and die when im 25!
I just want to be like travis from taxi driver that's all.
>>24308334
Well, when you're working time off feels so good, it's great playing games and getting drunk.
when your neeting time off is all your have, and it's too much of a good thing. feels shit.
it just does not become special anymore.
We have come for the golden ass
>[original comment]
>go into poundland
>looking for certain item
>walk around for 10 minutes, notice I'm being watched because I'm an utter sperg
>pick up random snacks and shit
>go to pay
>put down 5 items
>pay
>she hands me change
>I drop it, then fumble around trying to pick it up, this pound coin won't stay in my grip
>stand up
>she looks at me after a few seconds as if to say what the fuck are you still doing here
>realize I didn't ask for a bag
>my spaghetti is going wild
>bundle them in my arms like a mong
>walk out
>try to stuff items in pocket
>jeans too tight
>realize I didn't get what I came for
this happened 10 mintues ago, at home now basically crying. I wasn't made for this world lads.
>>24306437
Mate are you me
Love a cuppa of earl while watching peep show, possibly identifying with the characters too much
>>24308374
dont fear. hate.
>>24308374
this is why I just don't leave the house
>>24308374
>go into sainsburys
>looking for olive oil
>got 10 pounds and a nectar card
>wearing jacket
>suddenly feel hot while in the cue
>feel like im sweating
>looking around nervously to see if people are looking at me
>they are
>hand her the money nectar card.
>she sees me sweating and knows im nervous
>she checks to see if my money is fake and lets me go
>im wiping the sweat from my head as i leave
>i turn to look back and see the security guard glaring at me
>i nearly ran home and wept.
It happened suddenly with no warning at all. fucking fuck life.
>>24308334
I have been neet for two months now and I really want another job, I need money and bennies are not worth it for what you have to do.
>>24308449
how much do you get a week?
>>24308367
I disagree mate. For me when I was working, work destroyed all of my free time as well obviously the time I spent there. When I would have a day off I wouldn't want to get drunk or play vidya because I would be thinking 'if I start playing a game now before I know it it will be night time and I'll have to go to bed for work again in the morning' so I would just waste all of my time try to make my time last longer... if that makes sense.
Now that I am NEET I can happily browse 4chan all day, knowing I can play vidya all night, then get up the next day and watch shows, get drunk, play more vidya etc basically just free to do whatever I want whenever I want and it feels so so so much better than wageslavery.
Anyone from Newcastle here
>>24308440
>Not just going through self service and not having to deal with people
>>24308392
>>24308393
>>24308440
you guys made me feel a little better.
god damn why are we so fucking hopeless.
>therapist at 13:30
>get there 15 minutes early as usual
>"she's running late today, she can see you at 14:30"
>waiting room is busy as hell
>the thought of waiting there for an extra hour
>"umm, I'd rather reschedule..."
don't know why I keep going back
>>24308472
I work for about a year, saving up my money, then next year i just take it off and neet living like a king with all the money i've saved.
great food. good beer. new comp. new gear.
but it all comes to an end...and the cycle repeats.
>>24308472
>trying to justify your pathetic existence to yourself
Lmao
Yesterday some dude gave me a whole packet of codiene bros
Pretty happy desu famalams
who /pillpopper/ here?
>>24308334
Why do non-NEETs post here?
Are their lives so dire that they somehow think simply having a job makes them better than us?
It doesn't. We are the superior class, we have cracked life and enjoy ourselves every day funded with their wages.
>getting train home from a dreadful day at work
>random guy in front of me says I look rough and opens his crate of beer and gives me one
>starts talking about how him and his son went to see Spectre
>said it was shit
Was a surreal feel lads
>>24308509
Pure codeine or cocodamol?
It's pretty weird how they add paracetamol (dangerous to the liver) to codeine (pretty safe at any dose) to make it less harmful.
Is there something I'm missing?
>>24308487
It happened when i was out at the BFI in the shop part. I was looking through films to pass the time before my film actually started.
>mindlessly looking at films.
>not even reading titles just thinking to myself and pretending to look busy
>suddenly feel hot, sweaty and self conscious that people might notice
>keep looking around to see if they notice
>wiping my forehead every 10 seconds
I literally rushed out and BFI to get into the cool air.
I'm cursed.
>>24308541
you're better than the normans, anon.
take that as you will
>>24308532
that's fucking class.
>>24308540
How are you this thick?
Its to stop people abusing it (getting high)
>>24308540
It's to stop people taking too much I suppose.
Anyway, I get Dihydrocodeine and Co-Dydramol prescribed to me, it's a pretty good time, but I need it as well.
>>24308498
Haha same here. I just quit working in August had 7k saved up, spent about 1k so far. Planning on it lasting me until after next summer so will get back into wageslaving September 2016 after the Euros.
I am only going to go for a part time job next time though, it will be less money to save but I think I will be able to stick at it longer than I would a full time.
>>24308572
Dihydrocodeine is shit
>>24308540
Pure codiene
Although it isn't hard to extract codiene from cocodimol (whatever its called)
Look up cold water extract
>>24308503
Woops I upset the wagekek.
I'm happy my friend, that's all that matters. You should try it sometime. If your boss let's you.
>>24308581
It works much better than normal Codeine for me. It's stronger, and Codeine makes me feel kind of melancholic.
Tramadol didn't sit well with me either.
>>24308575
Yeah I'm doing part time right now.
>>24308565
But it's harmless on it's own.
Adding paracetamol to it will just cause people to fuck up their organs.
They care more about people's sobriety than their health? That's insane.
Had a shitty day, lads. Went to the dentist to get a filling replaced and the numbing stuff didn't work well so I felt everything. Then my gum was accidentally busted open, staining my tie with blood. To top it all off I have to go back next week again, because despite brushing daily another one of my teeth needs filled.
The filling was already breaking apart before I had even left the place. Just want to die desu
>constantly browsing adultwork
>too beta and jewish to justify paying for sex
Is it really worth it lads
>>24308599
Yeah that's what I don't like about it, too energetic, i know its stronger but I nod more from codeine
Don't get anything from trams, don't have the enzymes in my liver to metabolize I don't think
Can take 450mg and feel nothing
If I'm gonna pop painkillers i go for oxys anyway
>>24308304
Yeah they're great m8
Get next day delivery for 2 quid which is handy in a pinch
You've got a week to pick the item up, after which it just gets sent back and you're automatically refunded
They email or text you a code to open the locker with, it's very simple
>>24308605
Sobriety and addiction potential I guess yeah
Also when combined the painkilling properties are greater
>>24308675
That's fair enough, everyone reacts differently to everything. I know people that love Tramadol and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why. Never tried an oxy though, I didn't even know they did them here.
>>24308643
>numbing stuff didn't work
you need to tell them so they know and can do something about it.
If i feel like im about to have a heart attack whenever alone and in public
should i see somebody? will it blow over?
>all these druggies
literally what. you have to talk to people to procure this shit, what are you, some kinda' normies?
Next thing you'll tell me is you're heading down to an EDM rave with the squad.
>>24308696
Yeah I'm not prescribed them mate, but they are available if you know the right people, fuckin addictive though
How can people be bad towards animals?
I really don't fucking understand it.
>>24308718
I know, but I wanted it over with quickly.
>>24308738
It's 2015 man, you can have any kind of drug delivered to your door in a few clicks.
It's either that or deal with reality.
tfw no qt asian gf
>>24308790
>tfw several qt asian gfs
Genuinely feeling on top of the world here mate :D
>>24308649
Real women are averse to sucking dick.
The only way to get the really twisted fetishes is to hire a hooker. And yes, it is completely worth it.
>>24308795
Bit mean lad, you should cherish just one cute asian girl
>>24308790
they all sluts, just look different
do most of mental health disorders occur ages 18-25?
>>24308834
Why are asian girls so perfect tbqh
>>24308844
no
#lookitup
>>24308844
most manifest during or after puberty
unless it's something like autism, children can be diagnosed with autism
>>24308859
fuck off you hashtag faggot.
hate all that bullshit.
>>24308857
Why are masks so perfect?
Why is illusion so perfect?
Why is deception so perfect?
>>24308834
Find me a white girl with a body this good.
>>24308871
#mad #angry #furious #livid
>>24308877
Are you implying the girl on the left isnt cute as fuck
>>24308887
YOU FUCKING TWITTER NORMIE
GET THE DAFUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!
ERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want my phone you fucks. It was meant to arrive today not tomorrow because you fuckers can't take an order correctly. fucking ree
>>24308917
>phone
WHY DO YOU NEED A PHOOOOOONEEEEEEEE NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24308917
why aye man
This is my phone...
am i a loser?
>>24308938
Watching chinese cartoons on the daily commute
>>24308946
Geordie is a dreadful accent
>>24308790
>tfw no qt bf
WHY LIVEEEEEEEEEEE
Poleaboo just woke up
Is it worth having a shower and wearing clean underwear?
>>24308972
Get an entry level smart phone, they are cheap
>>24308374
>looking for certain item
>walk around for 10 minutes, notice I'm being watched because I'm an utter sperg
>pick up random snacks and shit
>go to pay
>put down 5 items
>pay
>she hands me change
>realize I didn't get what I came for
every fucking time anon
also
>tfw 2 essays to be emailed to prof by tonight
>done only an abstract on one
>second is blank
>try to read journals to find sources
>too much info
>new tab, /r9k/
>play vidya
i thought uni would be my place
turns out im just overpaying for accomodation to have moved out and make my family think im doing something useful
>>24308972
I use an iphon 4 and my students still laugh at me.
>>24309003
Fuck off normie filth
>>24308972
yeah. an hero fgt, no one wants you
>>24308972
It's fit for purpose.
This is my phone.
I say phone, it's more on a portable emulator/alarm clock.
5 POUND credit can last me for years
>>24309021
ill an hero, and they'll trace that message and fucking throw you in prison! that'll show you!
>>24309033
Good job. you killed the fucking thread.
>>24309109
Nah its the reee gtfo normie autists, every fucking time.
>>24309140
Course it is you paranoid normie.
>>24308996
Might as well m8
>>24309140
>Getting rid of normies
>A bad thing
Pick. Just. One.
>>24309188
>paranoid
It literally is, you just scream shit at everyone and it descends into an argument
Not giving you the satisfaction mate, it ends here for me
>tfw just bumped into qt you asked out to coffee with a few months ago who flaked on you and suggested no alternative times and now you lost interest in her but she's always super nice and friendly irl and you have her number
>tfw saw a qt at lunch you matched 95+% with on OKCupid and started talking to (2-3 messages) before she stopped replying and abruptly deleted her account and you never actually met/talked irl and now just awkwardly avoid her
>tfw saw another redhead qt you met randomly and tried to hit on/talk to her more only for her to avoid a real conversation with you at a club night you saw her at ("hey anon! be right back!") and has given you the cold shoulder since
>tfw qt who drunkenly snuggled up to you whilst sharing her bed whom you were going to hang out with more has now flaked on you a few times and started not replying to your messages at all
>tfw still need to get sleeping bag from her place
>tfw qt you met in a bar the other day and got her number ignored your text
these dead ends are really fucking with my mood guys
Reminder that white women literally cannot compare to east asian girls
>>24309318
Why do they bleach their skin and get surgery etc to look white then?
>>24309379
>all asian women bleach themselves
nice source
>>24309379
So what you're saying is asian girls are better at being white than white girls?
>>24309308
sounds like you play the crutch in these girls' lives
time to stop being so beta and letting them walk all over you
Family is engaging in pseudo-politics regarding the IS.
They are seriously discussing whether nuking IS occupied countries as ethical. 'The ends justify the means'.
I hate their fucking normie understanding of the situation as a whole. They don't realize the bigger picture.
>>24309396
>>24309386
>yellow skin
>pig noses
>moon faces
>slit eyes
>soulless black eyes
>shit hair
They have literally no good genetic facial features
>>24309427
lmao
>lets murder thousands of civilians and fellow rebels fighting ISIS
Normies are fucking retarded
>>24309427
Can't blame them.
They're only source of reference is the news, and all they do is simply the whole situation so that they can turn it into a "good vs bad" argument.
>>24309427
Do you know how chemotherapy works?
It's very similar.
>>24309427
What's the bigger pictures mate?
A bunch of innocents killed just like there was in France?
Just as deluded as those fucking terrorists yourself, dickhead
>>24309452
It's our destiny as a nation to fight the evil in the world....
.....
....
.............
............
>>24309456
>lets just become worse than the terrorists
>that'll surely work!
>>24309450
I tried explaining the rebel groups and civil war itself to them, and how the western world's influx of soldiers in the middle east impacted the situation as a whole in the years preceeding.
The response I got was.
"Yeah but they're fucking muslims".
JUST
>>24309427
kek what a great way to create thousands of more terrorists.
>>24309456
>muh France
How about the hundred+ who died across the middle east including Lebanon the same day?
>>24309427
>>24309456
Apologies mate, misunderstood your post
If this is normie perspective then I want to kill myself
>>24309473
Shhhh, don't talk about that.
>>24309462
Even if it means creating fake evil to fight.
Just as long as it feels like we're some kind of special peoples who were placed here to fight that evil.
The lie must be perpetuated.
>>24309427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
In Syria/Iraq they are radicals. The children grow up and join ISIS, the people in ISIS now were children during the Iraq war.
When they follow Islam, they are not innocent.
>>24309472
On the plus side it'll lead to thousands more normies getting fucked just like in Paris
>>24309466
That's not what was implied, at all
>>24309473
Just used France as a reference to be honest
Did anybody watch the Randall and Hopkirk Deceased reboot with Reeves and Mortimer?
I remember it being good but I watched a few episodes again recently and it's really, really bad.
Emilia Fox is totally fucking hot though. No wonder I liked it back then.
>>24309473
that's also very depressing, don't guilt people for feeling bad about a local attack, do you think the people in Lebanon are thinking more about France or their home country?
>>24309494
It's Wahhabi.
>>24309501
>That's not what was implied, at all
You implied it's okay to kill innocents because thats what IS did in France
>>24309466
>all muslims dead
Tell me how this wouldn't solve the problem. I'll wait.
guys type senpai but put an s at the end
>>24309527
Nah m8, not the same
>>24309409
I just don't talk to half of those people now but yeah I think calling out 1-2 of them on their bullshit might be a good idea before I don't talk to them any more
as soon as I have my shit back that is
>>24309494
one of the big problems about the islamic state discussion, as well as terrorist attacks sorrounding it is we refer to them as 'radicalists'
ok, I'm not against islam or muslims themselves, it's just the religion itself preaches the shit these 'radical groups' are actually doing.
the cool muslims, peaceful guys that I can totally respect cherry-pick their beliefs, the same as western catholics and christians.
I just wish the media was more aware of it's bullshit.
>>24309522
it'd cause different problems though
>>24309522
>all muslims are based in Syria
Fuck lad, do you want us to bomb London too so we eradicate implanted terrorists cells
>>24309542
>w-well yeah that would work but...
nice response faggot
>>24309517
No I didn't, re-read my post
You have misunderstood, just like I did to the guy who I replied to.
>>24309554
but what?
You don't think killing 1bln people wouldn't cause any problems?
>>24309555
Ah I apologize, it's because you were against the guy you were replying too
>>24309540
Islam itself is the root of this. It's in their book, it's what they practice.
Just take a look at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhpRlkrMWy8
>>24309540
>I just wish the media was more aware of it's bullshit.
It's not relevant
Radicals aren't attacking "because Islam", they're attacking in retaliation.
>>24309576
that is true. plus they're in the spotlight now, the more shit they do, the more attention they can get, which will increase their notoriety, and subsequently, local support.
>>24309574
It's in western foreign policy, it's the root of this, it's what they practice.
Anyone else cringe when someone says all muslims are terrorists. Sure, most extreme terrorists these days are muslim but look at places like Malaysia which is an Islamic country yet very peaceful
>>24309554
>but what?
also nigga i'm not the one you're arguing is.
Side note, I can't stand all the interviews with muslims who say "this isn#t islam" and "they weren't muslims" "muslims can not kill" it's like FUCK OFFFFFF next you'll be telling me catholics can't abuse children
>>24309566
The only significant problem would be the abundance of jobs that need to be filled.
Otherwise there's not really any downside.
>>24309603
You don't need to use a country as an example
ISIS and other terror groups make up less than 0.001% of the global Muslim population
>>24309603
Yeah a country that kills marijuana users
very nice place
>>24309613
well I only meant economically, i couldnt give a fuck if islam was gone forever
>>24309621
I see nothing wrong with that.
>>24309605
>atholics can't abuse children
They're not proper catholics then, it's fucking gay for starters
>>24309621
>being a degenerate
It's the same across east Asia, they don't stand for drug use/smuggling
>>24309621
Good, fucking degenerates
>>24309621
in the usa people have been jailed for 25 years for possession
>>24309605
The Koran justifies the actions of ISIS. It's why they do it, because the book tells them to.
There's no passage in the Bible that tells priests to rape kids.
>>24309603
yeah but I also cringe when they say on the news that terrorists aren't muslims.
>>24309576
genuine question: why the fuck do they shout allah hu akbar and other religious shit in terror attacks if it isn't somewhat religiously motivated? this one included.
>>24309639
>>24309635
They kill fags as well
>>24309647
Then why are ISIS an extreme minority?
Also the Koran doesn't tell anyone to do anything, it's just a collection of stories
As fedora-tier as this sounds.
This is literally a modern crusade, by definition. I'm not entirely well versed on the situation sorrounding the islamic state, and I don't pretend to be, but I'm not an idiot.
ISIS and other groups gaining power during their civil war would only be a problem in their home countries, if not for the construed view modern media has on islamic and modern culture passed down the ages, right? It cascaded from the original holy wars and became deep-seated, polarized by modern issues of power and control.
It would all be very interesting to witness if not for the literal deaths and enslavement of entire communities. Man, humanity is fucked.
>>24309647
yeah but there is passages that prevent them from sexual release with anything BUT a kid.
>>24309603
>>24309618
The majority of Muslims hold radical views. Even in the UK 40% of them want Sharia law as the national law.
>>24309647
The book doesn't tell them to do it, they just use it as justification for what they are doing.
>>24309644
Yeah people with pounds
>>24309636
Only in Muslim ones desu senpai
http://www.theweedblog.com/toughest-marijuana-laws-around-the-world/
>>24309679
as if being caught with pounds of weed really is a justification.
>>24309653
It's a generic Arabic battle cry among other things
>>24309647
also I'm pretty sure that a big percent of the attacks are motivated by territorial/ political influance. not saying they aren't religious also, but I'm sure that they often use religion to unite soldiers or something...
>>24309679
>Japan
>Philippines
>Muslim
Also, that site clearly says the only way to get a death sentence is if you're dealing a lot of weed, which I see no problem with, if you want to smoke the devils lettuce, grow it yourself
I believe muslims are right in killing any one who uses alcohol, weed, cigarettes or anything like that. Any one who uses stuff like that is pure scum and cancer to society.
>>24309694
This is correct desu
>>24309689
When did I say that? don't try and act like giving someone 25 years for having pounds of weed and probably smuggling it is the same as having a gram
fucking cuc.k
>>24309692
alled Takbir in Arabic, meaning "God is greater" or "God is [the] greatest"
seems religious enough to me...
>>24309636
>don't stand for drug use/smuggling
Yeah because its their biggest export and main source of revenue
>>24309670
>sharia law is bad
>sharia law has a precise definition
>sharia law is practised identically in all the countries who draw their laws from "sharia" as influence
Does anyone else find it odd that Black English TV presenters go to Russia to bitch that people are mean to gays, but nobody ever mentions Saudi Arabia or any other number of Middle-Eastern countries we have economic ties with executing the homos.
>>24309703
Yeah and does the Philippines and Japan have drug laws like that shit country senpai? no
>>24309689
I don't believe for a second that beng caught with any amount of weed can warrent 25 years. BUT if you are in the position of smuggling pounds of weed into a country isn't it likley that they are also involved in organised crime and subsequently, racketeering, murder and prostitution and all the other shit that comes with gangs.
>>24309740
Mate, did you even read that site you sourced. The Philippines has the death penalty for dealers, and that's a catholic country
>>24309733
Shh, it's an unwritten rule not to point that out.
>>24309733
There aren't any gays in those countries, at least not as open and common as in Russia where they're large enough to be a persecuted minority
In Saudi they're essentially persecuted individuals
>>24309740
Philippines is pretty shit
>>24309757
DEALERS
>>24309755
Being caught with any amount of weed warrants their execution.
It's a vile drug that destroys families and societies, as well as being the gateway to serious crime.
The sooner weed users are taken out of the system the better.
>>24309775
Right, and Malaysia and Indonesia, the muslim countries, clearly states you only get the death penalty if you're dealing or smuggling into the country
>>24309766
good point sensai
stil though we don't we have financial ties to russia
>Ill
>Get five days off work
>Haven't played GTA IV before
>I will buy the game and spend the weekend playing it
>Never played such a dreary and cumbersome game
>This afternoon, it went out of the fucking window
>Five days I will never get back
everybody in this thread
>>24309766
>There aren't any gays in those countries
Please tell me this is a fucking joke
>mfw all this bullshit terrorist talk..
cant we just get comfy
>>24309783
don't get me wrong I hate weed personally but that's not to say I'm not high on H right now. No personal drug warrants punishment.
You obviously have personal hangups with drugs that you can't see past to put forward a reasonable punishment for posessing them.
>>24309790
>thissss you senpai
>>24309733
This.
Islam is literally the fucking opposite of feminism/LBGTQRZXCK21%6whatever, yet lots of people support both. It's fucking strange.
The same women saying that they need feminism because they want to dress slutty and not be responsible for it, or calling mild physical contact rape, are also supporting and defending a religion that requires women to cover up entirely and needs at least 4 witnesses for something to be rape.
In December 2012, 41 individuals were arrested in Saudi Arabia (the general leading country for Islam) for 'plotting to celebrate Christmas'
RELIGION OF PEACE AND TOLERANCE
>>24309802
not until weed users are removed from this thread (and preferably killed)
would happily accept muslim overlords if it meant that
>>24309790
Pretty much the opposite mate, learn to read
>>24309790
Apparently ISIS are gonna knock their terrorism on the head after seeing this, well done boys
>>24309831
>all of Islam is like Saudi Arabia
You're a spacker you get me
>>24306409
Here at last. Day off work after an epic weekend but had some stuff to take care of.
>>24309790
well duh? what do you expect? You can hate isis and still be a down to earth person with this attitude, considering they just damaged our neighbors.
why are people so against weed but not alcohol? is it just the legality of it?
>>24309825
Which are knees and which are titties?
>>24309852
Potheads are worse than alcoholics
>hurr weed has 0 negative effects
>it cures cancer!
>>24309814
Did you read my post at all? The point is that they destroy people's lives, families, and communities. Just look at places with high drug use like Liverpool, Manchester or Newcastle.
Hanging drug users is the only correct way to send a message to others and get the country clean.
>>24309785
Yeah but they're Asian senpai look at UAE the so called moderate Muslim country
>One man has been jailed for four years because he was found at the airport with a cigarette trodden into his shoe.
>>24309852
nobody is against weed anymore really man, literally nobody cares about either really, you're free to buy, sell and smoke weed practically wherever you like now. In fact any drugs really.
>>24309848
Go home Muhammed, clearly you haven't even bothered to learn our language.
>>24309868
>UAE
What are you going on about senpai, we were specifically talking about east asia
>>24309848
>largest Islamic country
>laws taken directly from the koran
>i-it doesn't represet Islam!
lmao
>>24309863
alcohol is pretty great.
>>24309863
I dunno about that, I'll take people saying retarded things over people draining massive resources from the NHS and police force with stupid shit.
>>24309865
why does the country need to be clean? It's a personal freedom. There is NO way to stop people from making and taking drugs.
Are you against alcohol? if so then fair enough I cna respect that, but I have seen alcohol ruin many many many mre families than any other drug,
>>24309852
uneducated about cannabis is my guess
>>24309848
Green=Members of the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation where sharia plays no role in the judicial system. Muslims are a minority in some OIC nations.
Yellow=Countries where Sharia applies in personal status issues (such as marriage, divorce, inheritance, and child custody).
Purple=Countries where Sharia applies in full, covering personal status issues as well as criminal proceedings.
Orange=Regional variations in the application of sharia
>>24309308
You need to grab the bull by the horns and make a move, otherwise it'll be rinse and repeat...
>>24309852
Why do potheads feel the need to justify themselves with "b-but alchol".
Yes, alcohol is bad and should also be illegal but we aren't discussing it. It's irrelevant to the conversation and you simply use it as a deflection.
>>24309890
The largest islamic country is Indonesia, a peaceful country
>>24309909
>>24309848
>4got desu senpai
>>24309831
in Saudi Arabia they practice a very strict type of islam called Wahhabism.
it's very similar to what isis practice.
Saudi Arabia is funding isis to spread Wahhabism and rid the middle east of sunni and shia.
>you didn't order whole roast duck, 2 takeaway boxes of sweet and sour pork + chicken/pork loin stew + chinese style chicken curry, a cheesecake with custard and double cream as well as some rice just for dinner
It's like you don't even want to be big, what are your goals in life? assess yourself carefully and come back to me.
>>24309924
Iran is Shia and they kill homosexuals.
>>24309920
Look at that spreading, that's horrible. It's even in Greece, the plague is going to hit the whole world and it'll be another dark age.
>>24309917
Saudi Arabia: 830,000 sq mi
Indonesia: 735,358 sq mi
>>24309929
>Microwave rice
HA.
>>24309929
as if your eating all that
>>24309308
> stranger/public
> stranger/internet
>stranger/public
>drunk
>drunk
try not speaking to randomers in public or people when you are drunk, people in public are put on the spot and drunk people regret decisions made the night before. How about you attend a function or take a class or do something that is a real ice breaker and not something where people are forced to be nice aka a bar or on the street
>>24309950
Indonesia: 206,611,600 muslims
Saudi Arabia: 19,409,058 muslims
>>24309929
>pay for a takeaway
>just get shitty microwave rice
Why even bother.
>>24309916
Alcohol is illegal, it's more damaging than weed, and because I believe in people being able to make their own personal choices about what they want to do with their lives, I don't believe it should be illegal, and I believe the same for weed, I feel people should be allowed to do what they want, not to mention you'd be taking it out of the hands of the criminals with legalisation.
>>24309891
you won't say that after alcoholism, but yes I do like alcohol over weed, but I prefer heroin/morphine/just about every drug over weed.
>>24309969
Who said anything about muslims?
Please pay attention to the thread.
>>24309972
I ain't paying 5 quid for rice that's just barely a step up from microwave rice.
>>24309994
Muslim
noun
noun: Muslim; plural noun: Muslims; noun: Moslem; plural noun: Moslems
1.
a follower of the religion of Islam.
>>24309982
All those great people through out history that were alcoholics?
Why?
Because alcohol makes you into a genius.
Drink until you turn yellow and then blow your brains out.
>>24310007
All this backpeddling and deflection because you got btfo. Quite funny.
>>24310017
>This damage control
Face it, Saudi Arabia is a small percentage of muslims, not even 1% of the islamic population
>>24309961
>literally a small amount of meat, some rice and a cake
Soft southern lad.
>>24309929
>wholegrain
nearly threw up in my mouth
fucking rank mate
>>24310013
that's so true.
Tbh most people in the past were pretty fucked up on all sorts all of drugs all the time.
Did you know they found PCP in shakespeares pipe?
>>24310036
IMP
M
P
>>24310037
4 meal portions of meat from the chippy
2 bags of rice
one choc cheesecake
3 pots of fat
soz am not a fatty
>>24310063
Literally until about 3 decades ago, gay marriage was illegal in most of the first world
>>24310036
>Saudi Arabia isn't representative of Islam
>the country that every muslim is mandated to visit at least once
Is this what you honestly, and no memeing here, honestly believe?
>This whole ISIS/terrorism/France argument
Islam need to be banned in Europe. No one has to be killed, just ban the cult, stop the brainwashing, if there is no Islam there are no radicals if there are no radicals there are no deaths.
And that is acting as if terrorism is the only thing wrong with Islam, without the way many of them view large sections of society (women and gay to name a couple).
It makes me laugh how groups such as feminists and LGBT activists stand in solidarity with Islam, yet if Islam has the exact opposite goals and beliefs as these groups.
>>24310056
but there were also a lot of people who died alone in a back alley, being pissed on and dying.
but if you think it'll never happen to you, and you'll some how turn into the next hemmingway, go for it son.
>>24310077
More like 5 but anyway you're no better then the people who call out African americans for their crazy high crime rate then scream WHAT ABOUT THE KKK
Do you seriously think those countries will one day accept gays? Hilarious senpai
>>24310083
Are you saying every muslim country has the same laws as Saudi Arabia, that's retarded
>>24310086
look, islam is just going through a change right now.
how many christians died during the reformation? a lot. and it went on for a long time.
this will all be in the past in 200 years, and the only kind of islam that will be left is some wishy washy liberal type of islam. just like christanity today.
>>24310089
I was kidding, I know drugs ruin lives and I don't need anybody telling me "I told you so" if I happen to die in an alleyway, because I know that is one possible outcome.
>>24310064
He's on roids mate, unusual Mount of carbs in there though, must be loading up today
>>24310112
>I can't even answer a simple question
ok kid
>>24310115
Great, then they can have their change in the middle east, we already had ours thanks.
All this paris talk and i'm just sat waiting for my qt online bf to come online, so we can exchange pictures for the first time.
I'm so fucking nervous, it's unreal. Not about seeing him or anything. More worried about what he'll think of me.
>>24310083
Mecca/The Kaaba
Saudi Arabia is a man made country with man made rules that didn't exist at the dawn of Islam
>>24310123
mate! revel in dying in an alley drunk.
It's pretty great. im going to be like an old irish drunkard. spouting old stories that i make up and wearing an old top hat.
and ill have a cane, yes, and a long jacket.
the lovable tramp.
>>24310115
Is that why younger Muslims are the most radicalized?
>>24310167
Spouting stories of how you shitposted on 4chan your whole life
No ones going to listen to you mate
>>24310152
I hope your experience goes better for you than it did for me mate.
>>24310194
>experience goes better for you than it did for me mate.
What happened m8?
>>24310115
That's not true. You can not compare Islam to Christianity in that way. Christianity is very separate to most individual's lives. Islam is not just a religion but a full on lifestyle. Islam is a cornerstone to most Muslims lives, wherever they sit on the conservative/moderate scale.
I just think it is such a strange concept, that we allow this belief in imaginary things to be so prevalent in our society, while it directly leads to deaths of innocent people. We think we have come a long way as a society, in 2015, but we are still allowing people to be killed because of beliefs in imaginary entities just like the societies throughout history who we look down upon for being less civilised than ourselves.
>>24310179
>not stoning cheating roasties
back to tumblr
>>24310209
>everything going well
>going to meet in real life and actually start thing for real
>get to picture stage
>sorry just not that into you
Broke my heart.
>>24310161
Saudi Arabia is the direct result of Mohammed uniting the people of Arabia.
>>24310214
>Islam is a cornerstone to most Muslims lives,
as if you'd know
>>24310152
YOU'RE A GIRL!?!?!?
>>24310152
>>24310194
>>24310209
Fuck off to >>>/hm/ bunch of faggots
>>24310152
>homosexual
>online relationship
>attention seeker
Not sure which aspect of you I hate the most.
>>24309512
I liked that when it came out too. Aparrently it was utter shit though really, which I can belive tb honest
>>24310232
Awww, I'm so sorry to hear that. Have a (You) m8
>>24310152
Ohhhh for the looooove of goooooood Londooooon LONDOOOOOOOON PLEASE BE IN LONDOOOON PLEASE BE IN FUCKING LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>24310214
well the reformation happened 400 years ago.
400 years ago in Europe Christianity was all people had, actually. and it was the corner stone of their lives.
>>24310241
>>24310275
I'm a guy lads. Probably should have mentioned that.
>>24310275
I am in London haha
>>24310237
I live in a major European city m8, do you think I don't know Muslims?
>>24310291
well, you don't know much about social history that's for sure.
>>24310279
Shut up racist shit lord
I am done with you
>>24310241
HIS NAME IS MALFUNCTIONING EDDY YOU PIECE OF SHIT. FIX IT, PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU SENPAI
Is there a damper rag than Jeremy Corbyn?
It's as if Labour never want to win an election again.
Guys I ran out of milk for my coffee so I used an old cup of tea.tastes weird. desu
>>24310315
no. nope
nope never. not doing it. exploiding eddy
its my dream that one day it was meme off and take off and fly off and take away my pains
>>24310324
How much traction does he have because I keep meeting peopl who are genuinly in love with the guy. He's like the bernie sanders of UK polotics
>>24310314
well go read a book. wipe the foam from your mouth and read a fucking book.
>>24310344
sorry man, I didn't no. Nice trips btw.
>>24310291
I am Muslim so I think I know better than you
>>24310359
Excuse me male I do read books.
>>24310372
>2015
>still following an ideology that promotes the death of innocent people
>2 0 1 5
step back lads we got an edgemaster
>>24310372
>believing in that shit
Are you brainwashed or just stupid?
>>24310344
sorry man, I didn't know.
My favorite meme:
Feels like I'm wearing, no clothes at all!
>tfw still cry when my parents shout at me
Wish I wasnt such a pussy lads
>>24310372
You thought that 400 years ago Europeans did not care about their religion, when in fact it's all they really had.
oi kno beta dan u
>>24310383
Do you genuinely believe you look good in a fedora?
>>24310388
>favorite
GTFO Americunt and take all the pakis with you
>>24310428
Listen white boy I'm and Muslim and just stop with the race hate please
>>24310428
I'm actually just high and cba to type propa lyke
FAVOURITE. COLOUR. FLAVOUR.
>>24310457
I'd have just blamed the spell checker m8
>>24310455
what do you do with muslims who are gay and have gay sex?
>>24310471
yeah like anyone would believe me over a fucking super computer
On my McDonalds application, saying I worked their previously is beneficial (being truthful regarding the dates I worked) but should I be honest regarding my reason for leaving too?
>>24310372
>Believing in imaginary sky Gods
Please explain to me why? I genuinely want to know the mentality behind it. Like, you must know it is about as real as WWE, surely?
>>24310473
You can't be gay and Muslim idiot that's like saying I'm a catholic Muslim it doesn't make sense
>>24310495
They have a single HR record so will know you were fired for harassing your victim while the case was ongoing. Lying will just make you a liar as well as a psycho
>>24310505
why can't you be gay and muslim?
>>24310487
Yep he high
>>24306651
spoons?
>>24310517
Turns out I can leave it blank, if I'm asked I'll just say I left to go work at the amusement park because I wanted to work outdoors
>>24310505
There was a Channel 4 doc on Gay Muslims not long ago
>>24310505
yeah why can't you be a gay paki
>>24310505
I worked with a guy who was gay and a Muslim. He wouldn't eat pork but he would suck cocks.
He was really really camp as well. But then when a family friend would come into work he would put on a manly voice and they'd ask him why he hasn't found a girlfriend yet and he would be like 'haha still looking for the right one for me!'
I hope they don't behead him when they find out. He's such a nice chap.
>>24310527
Read the Qur'an and Hadith idiot
>>24310552
he wont answer the question because he knows that it will make islam look bad in the modern age.
>>24310550
Either that or they'll think you can't fill out a simpke form and will bin your application because you were probably fired for being thick as pig shit
>>24310495
If it's not a reason they want to hear then lie. Like if you hated a manager or had problems with scheduling then just say you had to focus on school or moved to your aunts or some creative shit like that
>>24310560
why can't you just tell me?
hiding something that might make you look like an eastern savage?
Would you stone, hang or behead him?
why not just admit what your religion would do to him. why are you so ashamed?
who else here /hopingthemuslimshitwouldendsowecanhaveacomfythread/?
>tfw no qt slag gf
>>24310560
>modern, young, progressive Muslims
>think homosexuality is a choice and homosexuals should be persecuted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhpRlkrMWy8
How to social brownie point SJWs justify this? The Muslims themselves say it and then I'm the bigot
>>24310552
Shut up bro I'm not saying he should be killed but he should be punished and we (ummah/muslims) will never accept him
>>24310550
go away with your propaganda we will never accept it it's one of the worst "sins" the difference is in Christianity you guys say all sins are the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6E2Q4INbmM
Woooaaaaaaaaah woooeeeeeooooh
>>24310604
>>24310578
What are you guys talking about? fucking racist piece of shit I'm a moderate Muslim I don't think they should be killed but if it's a "Muslim country" then they have to be punished
like I said Read the Qur'an and Hadith idiot
>>24310605
did not take long for the mask to slip, huh?
You can't hold back change, you know?
Islam will change, and morph so it can live in the modern age. It will die.
It's capitalism or Islam.
And capitalism is already winning. Muslims want nice little western lives. Not hard eastern ones.
>>24308977
I'm a qt. If you're a qt we can be qt bf and gf.
Paki walks into a bar
No survivors
>>24310605
Why should he be punished for something that doesn't hurt anybody and is something he has no control over?
>>24310640
Have the possibility to buy a house, car, nice wife and children and do what you want.
or wipe your hand with your ass?
No wonder they all want to come to the west.
>>24310605
Hello there, I'm afraid your values clearly do not correspond with ours in the Western world. Please feel free to leave this country at any time, you won't be missed.
>>24310640
Islam wont change idiot Muslims in Britain have that stuff and do you seriously think we accept this horrible evil behavior? NO
This is no threat to me at all because I know the mind of my brothers and sisters you just know what pat condell and the bbc tell you
>>24310680
Islam will not last another 100 years unless it changes.
>>24310665
Paki walks into a bar
Ah'm'hed
>>24310671
I SAID IN A MUSLIM COUNTRY
THIS IS NOT ABOUT HOW I FEEL OR WHAT I WANT IT'S ABOUT WHATS IN THE QUR'AN and HADITH
>>24310714
It's already changing.
Can't you see it? Muslims have seen the light of the capitalist and nihilist democracy, and they like it.
The best thing is, it spreads through culture.
And the western culture has spread all over the world.
Two choices. Be cut off from progression, or stay with conservative Islam. Your choice.
>>24310721
>>24310665
If you're so brave tell me where you live fucking racist
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Woooooooooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooh
>>24310762
Go on show me how it's changing without your ukip documentaries
I hate white people who think they know everything
>>24310762
Smart thing is that Islam cannot hold true to it's doctrine.
They have to either choose live a good, easy life in the west or be a true Muslim.
And they all true to join the capitalist society.
We don't even need guns to change islam, Islam will change itself for us lol
>>24310704
Yes they do a few years ago you would have agreed with me that's if you was talking to me and not "paki bashing"
>>24310798
Man you white mother fuckers are annoying sometimes listen here what about Muslims in the west? we already here you know and we don't agree with evil homosexuality and drinking alcohol
>>24310794
Your own laws that are set out in your book that you're suppose to follow.
you can't use them.
there can't be gay muslims, but there are and they don't get punished like your book calls for.
Welcome to a progressive society. You'll thank us in the end.
Look at all these young muslims today. Drinking. Partying.
The social pressure is too much. Soon they won't even be Muslims. They'll be western, nihilist and capitalist.
Why can't all the 'bomb the muzzies' edgelords appreciate that just as not all gun-owning yanks are school shooters, not all practicing muslims are radical extremists?
Terrorism is what you get when the religious mentality (suspend critical belief and surrender to a doctrine; which applies to all religions) is crossed with political and economic issues.
I live abroad, and if i thought my homeland was being endlessly raped and obliterated by an easily identifiable group - which continued to shun and oppress me where i lived - I'd sure as hell feel like fucking some shit up. And that's without a clear doctrine condoning me to do so.
>>24310835
Why are you being racist?
You're being a bad Muslims.
Good. It's all part of your slow progression into our lovely country. Welcome.
>>24310835
Why do I always see arabs in clubs and why was the other anons coworker homo
>>24310152
I think the photo exchange went okay. Not sure lads, just not sure what he thought of me.
At work I mention that I did web design / application development in a previous job to a 45+ year old computer illiterate woman, I explain that the computers are too old to run windows 10 because they were designed for XP and they keep crashing because they are under too much stress.
coworker: LOL Uhh anon they aren't people "stress" is the wrong word, I think it's more suitable to say they are "overworked", makes me repeat myself with the "proper computer terminology"
Fucking hell.
>>24310835
You might not agree, but you can't do anything about it. And that goes against Islam.
Islam is not just a religoin, it's also suppose to be entwined with society for it to work.
Western Muslims can't do this.
>>24310605
>Free Speech
HA
>BT finally connected my internets
Holy shit
I thought I was gonna die
i hate to be a subhuman
an absolute subhumaaaaaaaaaaaaan
no sex, no life, no friends, no love, no foreskin, no frenulum
just oxidative stress and wageslavery.
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
eteeeeeernal heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
fuck off to >>>/pol/ with this shit
jesus christ/allah
annoying as fuck
>>24310837
Listen man what's in the Quran and hadith is for Muslims or a Muslim country you fucking idiot stop thinking you know everything
>Drinking. Partying.
Yes partying but drinking? No fucking way
>The social pressure is too much. Soon they won't even be Muslims
Is that why Islam is rising in the west and so many whites are reverting?
>>24310856
And yet we banned guns over here due to their use in school shootings.
How many school shootings have there been in the UK compared to the US since then?
It's a compelling argument for banning Islam.
>>24310862
It's a good thing.
It's changing the new face of Islam from strictly practicing from the book, to putting your own interests first and religion second.
Welcome to western society.
It's the reformation of Islam before your very eyes.
>>24310858
How am I being racist? Racism=power+hate
>>24310870
Hey, sup.
>>24310930
Mass shootings are LITERALLY a daily occurrence in the US
>>24310890
Yes in a none Muslim country you shouldn't but one day the whole world will be Muslim
You don't even know what you're talking about you stupid white bitch
Ok, enough of the muzzer arguing with the other sensible people. It's boring now.
>>24310962
No idea who this could possibly be.You caught me
>>24310930
Only over the past 30 years.
Socially, that is a very small time frame.
The longer Muslims spend in the west, the less Muslim they will be. They will not be able to properer fully.
Make the choice. I know you'll make the right one.
>>24310870
Post your photos here, don't tell us who is who, and we will tell you which of you is getting the better deal.
>>24310973
You sound deluded. Don't worry. This is just a by product of your anger.
Accept the change that is happening now in Islam.
It's a good thing.
>>24310862
There's levels to sins and their punishments you dumb fucking idiot and being gay is one of the worst along with spreading corruption which is what you're doing
So there's alcoholic bacon eating people who claim to be muslim it doesn't mean they're accepted by us or that they're follow Islam properly
>>24311014
Deluded by what? Some white piece of shit who thinks he knows everything about Islam?
Like I said earlier show me proof of this change oh wait you didn't because you can't
>>24311021
You can see in what this person just said how the change is coming into Islam today.
There are so many Muslims today saying "he's not a real Muslim because he does this or that"
This is good. it creates division. and through division comes reformation.
The first step to a brighter future.
Gay people make me feel sick anyway, not sure what I'd be like if they offended my religion too
What are some essential britcore films?
Looking for something to watch today.
Why are men so much better at being girls than girls
>tfw boss today asked me "so what hobbies do you have anon?"
>tfw all I do is work, drink and play vidya, no friends, no social life, nothing.
>managed to spew some bullshit about exercise
How hard is it to get antidepressants from the doc? I've dealt with my social autism for years but its getting too much.
>>24311065
Mary poppins
>>24310988
<3
>tfw running out of images that are not lewd.
>>24311041
You're being very unislamic in what you are saying.
Some people (other muslims) would say that you're not a true muslim by typing what you just did.
>>24311042
Are you guys being serious or just doing this to annoy me? I ask for proof and all you give me is a white outsiders opinion with no proof at all
>>24311067
I have jacked off to Bailey so many times that when I see her I pop a chubby.
Pretty edgy discussion in here tonight lads
W E W
>>24311068
lie?
>>24311068
Its easy to get anti depressants, whether they work or not is a different story
Benzos are the only thing that work for me, but doc won't prescribe me anymore so I have to acquire from different sources
>>24311080
tell me what I typed that's "unislamic"
>>24311068
I went there on a whim and they offered SSRI's almost instantly. It's almost too easy desu.
>>24311079We won't need the images soon
>>24311125
I want to lick your arse so bad.
>>24306409
NEW THREAD PLS
>>24311090
iktf tbqh senpai
>>24311125
#^_^#
>>24311151
Probably isn't going to happen.
>>24311186
SHOW ME YOUR TITS LOVE
>tfw these two guys from /britfeel/ managed to meet and be happy with each other
>the guy from /britfeel/ I met didn't like me
>the guy is probably one of these two guys
>I have to sit here now and see this
>>24311224
C U C K
U
C
K
original comment
>>24311224
Fuck off mate, this isn't grindr
They can fuck off too, fed up off seeing this fagposting
>>24311224
You can be with me, I'm single.
C U C K
U
C
K
originaI comment
>>24311224
>C U C K
>U
>C
>K
>origin comment
>>24311247
Eh sorry senpai, I'll try not to shit up the thread with it anymore.
>>24311186
I just tried to do the mouse emoticon but I can't remember how it went now qt.
>>24311065
Dead Man's Shoes
Harry Brown
Trainspotting
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
The Hole
Some fun British films just off the top of my head
The Hole has Keira Knightleys 16 year old boobies. Just saying.
>>24311310
<:3)~Alright last post for real now
ended up sleeping all day today lads
fuck sake
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>>24311446
Get a fucking job then mate
>>24311173
too bad his penis is ugly and circumcised
>>24306409
NEW THREAD TBQH FAMALAM
>>24311488
what kind of job though
>>24311508
fucking create one you piece of leech shit. the biggest fucking cancer of this board.
>>24311534
Are the op images on imgur or something?
>>24311576
Use the archive you tit
another job rejection today
think i'll go traveling and then do a graduate degree
maybe the second time around i'll get things right?
i know i'm destined for greatness and will never settle for a wageslave job
>>24311576
>open image
>save as jpg (dont even need to edit it)
was that so hard?
NEW NIGHT THREAD
>>24311628
>>24311628
>>24311628
>>24311647
I would have beaten you if the robot hadn't trolled me
>>24311517
One that pays money
The options are vast
