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NO PAKIS ALLOWED EDITION
>>24311628
fuck off back to /pol/, bigot
>>24311628
Pakis are welcome just not Islam.
Terrible OP, got back to /brit/ with that shit
>severe sleep deprivation
>large amounts of caffeine (600mg)
>EXTREMELY high stress (literal near death experience shit, hasnt been this high in months)
>= severe irregular heartbeat
i was lucky I didn't die lads. I enjoyed my monday indeed, yawnsmugs
>>24311628
Are black people allowed anon? accept me pls
>>24311663
>>24311689
>>24311683
Fuck off back to reddit, liberal fodder.
>>24311628
>when the OP is a backward racist cunt edition
>>24311690
How long was you awake for?
pizza in the oven
another shitty boring lonely week ahead
>>24311714
>Implying I'm liberal
You're never going to get anything done by being 'hurr durr hate all brown people le edge leejun XXD' you need to focus on the actual problem (Islam) and slap it down at every opportunity.
Either ignore the OP's trolling or use the other thread
>>24311646
It's fucking half six mate, why've you got the night picture?
Anyway Skins threads always die real quick on /tv/ cause they're all burgers and pakis who watch shit like Star Trek.
Come discuss the comfiest yet most degenerate show ever made.
senpaitachi whats cracking
>>24311779
It's dark as fuck outside senpai
>>24311779
Skins is how you reminisce on your 6th Form years.
The Inbetweeners is how they actually were.
>>24311779
Skins just fills me with anxiety and regret mate
Far from comfy
Pissed the whole day away waiting for a courier to turn up.
Is there a courier company out there that isnt run by unreliable, lying cunts?
>>24311779
Skins is too normie. Can't relate to it at all.
>>24311628
Whoever makes these images is doing a bang up job desu lads
>>24311711
Only if you post more qt Azusa
>>24311865
Got a folder full of em senpai
wis h i had a gf to cuddle
Someone make wojaks face the colours of the French flag.
Those with Facebook will understand.
>>24311893
Very good lad
We can only have pakis xor homosexuals in these threads.
And I need my dick sucked.
>>24311920
Tsumugi>Azusa though senpai
>sorry
>>24311779
Whose that in the gif?
>>24311941
what city senpai?
>>24311779
>Skins
That show was fucking terrible.
The first season and a half I did enjoy, that Chris character was hilarious, but after that it was a shitfest. I remember people trying to live the 'Skins lifestyle' and claim they liked it because they could relate as that is what real life is like when you are 18 and because they smoked weed once. It was just fucking pathetic.
Not only that but I am from Bristol so for years had to deal with every other cunt 'Oh you're from Bristol, that's where Skins is from!' or even worse the cunts who came here for university because they watched Skins and thought they'd be just like the characters from the show if they moved here.
Fuck Skins.
>>24312018
Guildford
>>24312030
Shameless was so much better.
>/britfeel/ becoming /britpol/
Please marras, I have strong views too but this place is meant to be for camaraderie in the face of depression.
>>24311990
I forgive you lad
>>24312051
I'm from south London...
>>24312094
are you cute and feminine?
185 days since contacting oneitis, lads.
And counting
>new job
>everyone seems to have a nickname that's related to their real name
>one of the guys called Mike is mentioned in conversation
>I try to make up a nickname
>call him Mike the Kike
>no one laughed, manager want's to speak to me tomorrow
>>24312094
Maybe we could exchange emails and arrange a date?
>>24311798
>tfw relate to well to the inbetweeners
Whoever made that show pictured British teenage years perfectly
>>24312115
made me kek so hard.
>>24312115
Mike the kike with the bike who fell in love with a dyke and had to go to a psych
>>24311628
Great thread OP, well done. 10/10, stylish, honest, bold, brave, wonderful.
>>24312135
fucked ya mum perfectly more like
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkZhBOowoc
>>24312189
Don't judge me senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ijAF--4gg
how am i even meant to get work experience when nobody will give me a chance
>>24312198
Work for free
>>24312103
>tall
>light skin (mixed race)
>green eyes
>skinny
>short hair
inb4 normie
>>24312124
sure what's your email
>>24312198
My ex-manager keeps bugging about finding him people to work in his retail store, I can get you in if you're in Manchester
how do i move on
i've been on stand still for the past 3 years
>>24312225
I mean a real job
>>24311990
I'm upgrading your Mugi
>>24312078
Agreed. Skins was for middle class kiddies thinking they were hardcore because their friend smoked weed. Shameless was the real deal.
>>24312085
But I just hate Islam so much...
>>24312225
This interests poleaboo
>>24312234
Well you need some sort of experience to get a real job, can't afford to turn your nose down at anything if you can't find work
>>24312265
get your head checked
Well, it seems that everything I eat gets thrown up moments later~ That is, of course, ignoring the fact that eating itself is very painful for me. I have to swallow my own vomit in order to actually eat anything these daysand I love it
>>24312306
You should go to a doctor.
>>24312281
>not supporting an ideology responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians in the west
>edgy
Okay
>>24312245
BOY IF YOU DON'T
>>24312289
<3
I'm eating right now so I'll message you in about 20 minutes senpai
>>24312225
job pls
What was she thinking lads
Everyone at work is gossiping that i'm a virgin, going out with people was a mistake.
>>24311628
>tfw my gf is a paki
>>24311941
>>24312051
>>24312094
>>24312103
>>24312124
>>24312224
>>24312289
>>24312381
Fuck off you fucking limp wristed shit stabbers
REEEEE
>living at gf's mum's house
>wanted to get pizza and have some beers and watch Ireland vs Bosnia
>gf still hasn't come home from work though
>can't order pizza because her mum will get mad because 'there is food in the house'
>can't go get a beer from the fridge because she will ask me why I haven't eaten anything all day
>she will try to make me sit there and eat dinner while she is in the kitchen
The problem is her mum can't cook (neither can gf). She makes loads of rice then will make something like curry sauce or some fish to have with the rice, then put it in the fridge to microwave and eat and that is the food for the week. If I bring in my own ingredients and cook for myself she gets annoyed because she doesn't understand why I don't just eat the food she has made and she also gets mad when I use the kitchen. As a result I have basically given up eating at home while I live her, so now her mum gets mad at me for not eating. I'm too polite to ever tell her her cooking is awful and that is why I don't eat it though.
I was hoping gf would be home so we could order a pizza because my gf can handle the arguments and fight back, but I cannot. I just feel awkward arguing with people over dumb shit.
Feels bad man
>>24312486
What did I dooooo wrong? :'(
>>24312470
thats a rare pepe you have there anon
Teachers won't increase my predicted grades for UCAS. just ruck my life up desu senpai
This Steve Jobs film looks like it could be the worst film ever made.
>>24312541
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
She just called me to the kitchen to come and have dinner. Now I am going to miss the football, have to eat the food, and sit in the kitchen. Fml desu might just jump out the window.
You lads are being a load of knobhead punters. Quit your crying baka desu senpai.
>>24312618
>worst film ever made
>has Michael Fassbender; 2nd sexiest actor alive in it
Nah senpai
My life is so uneventful I have resorted to watching fucking Ireland
>>24312289
messaged you!!
>>24311628
this /britfeel/ is so shit desu senpai
What are you lads doing atm
>>24312847
just shitposting m8
>>24312847
Im sitting in my room on my own on my second BIG bottle of lager (san miguel) and I tell you what its one of those days where im feeling it already..im going to run out soon and be really pissed off.
ALSO I have to do my driving theory test some time soon driving instructor has asked me 4 times now and I just looked up the book and it costs 15 quid FUCK THAT.
Also again...I was in pizza hut today and I seen this mad cunt eating his pizza upside down...wrecked my fucking head
>>24312974
>.I was in pizza hut today and I seen this mad cunt eating his pizza upside down...wrecked my fucking head
kek
>>24312847
Waiting for bed time so I can go to sleep.
Listening to the Katawa Shoujo OST, tempted to download it and play through again.
>>24313092
seriously man....the toppings wernt goin anywhere because of how the cheese makes it all so compact right...but this feller was eating it upside down so his tongue would touch the toppings first.
I started thinking like ...imagine he ate it upside down and backwards....yanno from the crust IN ...THAT would blow my fucking mind right out. If I seen that I dont think I could handle asking myself why he was doing that so Id probably walk over and ask him whats going on yanno?. Maybe if im bored and I want to proper spook some people right out ill do that one day and see if any cunt walks up to ME and asks "why are you doing that" just to see how a normie would handle such a thing.
Cop or naw lads
who /fattyasfuck/ here?
The gluten free pizza and salad stuff is for my mum.
>>24313179
cop cop cop senpaitachi
>>24313182
Haagen Daaz...... 5 quid
>yfw you only get about 3 spoonfuls
>find something really funny or interesting
>nobody to share it with
>>24313292
share it with me m8.....what is it?
>>24313232
Forgot to mention, that's for my mum as well, I owe her a meal since I fucked up doing some shit this morning. She'll easily get more out of it than me.
>>24313292
No! share it with me
More mugiposting pls
>>24312974
>eating pizza upside-down
Reminds me of what I saw years ago
>In what I think was Germany heading to Austria for school trip
>Coach pulls up at a stop with a KFC
>Busload of what must be fresh migrants get there just before us
>The first ones sit down to eat while we're waiting in line
>The mad cunts think the complementary grease wipe is a condiment for the chicken like the salt
>Tables full of brownies eating disinfectant wipes with their chicken
made the trip desu
>tfw there are other mixed race people in /britfeel/
Scary
tfw interview tomorrow for data input position at a local college, went to the local M&S and got a tie, already got shirt and trousers.
Wish me luck lads!
>>24313403
Good luck anon!
Be sure to tell us how it goes~
>>24313384
What's wrong with being mixed?
>>24313372
oh....my....god
What in Christ's name is wrong with them
>>24313483
Nothing, I'm mixed race myself, but you're scary.
>>24313179
cop it mate
>3 days off work sick
>go back and get worse, have 2 more days off
>got to have a disciplinary meeting and possibly get sacked because I was ill
What the fuck lads, I have a doctors note saying that I was/am unfit for work for the last 2 days yet work are on my ass for not going to the doctors for the first 3, who the fuck can even get a doctors appointment within 3 days? Who the fuck goes to the doctors straight away when they get sick?
By doctors orders I shouldn't even be back this week, idgaf, sack me you twats, and replace me with some polish cunt who won't even put half the effort in as I do.
I have to see the manager tomorrow, if she says I'm getting sacked I'm just going to dick about until I do, just clock in find a seat and sit down in the canteen for 12 hours until I clock out, I wish I could feign autism so I could be a neet and never work again
>>24313497
Y SENPAI
>>24313524
This is what employment tribunals are for.
>>24313483
>mugifu
>not white
Your peoples existence allows my waifus non-canon lust for black dick, why you do dat?
Mugi is pure princess for the white man.
>>24313493
If we weren't laughing so hard it would have been surreal. They even found different ways to do it, some wrapped the whole chicken and just ate it like that, others ripped off pieces of the wipe and had a piece every time they had a bite of food.
>>24313626
I don't know how to reply to this...
>>24311779
>bunch of normie scum doing normie shit
>comfy
hahahahahah fuck no
>Come up with an idea at work
>Everyone agrees it's a good idea
>Few weeks later idea requires someone to literally send 3 emails and get a quote
>Suddenly everyone starts going "Ohh this is why I don't like doing <this idea>"
No one had a fucking problem with it 2 weeks ago... Felt like pointing that out but I'm only a freelancer
Fuck sake lads
What the fuck is up with my stomache?
I eat healthy and exercise a little bit.
It's not even like normal fat, it feels solid when you push it.
>>24313529
Because I feel nervous around non whites.
>some guy at work brings in a subway for lunch
>decide I'm gonna mess with him to build a repor
>while he's going for a piss I run his subway under the tap to make it soggy
>also put a cheese and onion crisp into his fanta
>immediately regretted doing these things as I've only worked there for 2 weeks and hardly know the guy
>threw his subway into the bin to hide the evidence
>go and sit at my desk and pretend it never happened
>mfw he must know it was me as I was the only one in the kitchen
all I wanted was some good banter
>>24313829
you /graphicdesign/ anon?
>>24313849
Let me guess you don't know your father
>>24313937
Of course I do, what kinda shit is that?
>>24313880
I'm cringing so hard right n-ow
please tell me it's a fake story
>>24313975
Of course it's fake, people don't act like this.
Leave your house once and a while and you'd know this.
>>24313946
Sooo you don't feel comfortable around half of your family?
>>24313570
It's only a shitty temp factory job, the cost of the fees wouldn't be worth it unless they we're forced to pay my wages from the date I was sacked until the end of my contract
I probably can't even go back on JSA because I might be getting fired, I was enjoying work until after this too, but now my eyes are open to the fact work is for keks, and the best way to live is either do something you enjoy or to feign disability
>>24313998
Not really, also it's my mum's side I don't feel comfortable around, my dad is white senpai.
>>24313893
yeah design/creative direction
>>24314012
how come you don't feel comfortable around black people senpai
>>24313524
What do you work as m8?
>>24313848
You're dying mate.
>>24314069
Because growing up in London, and then moving elsewhere, being around mostly white people, then back to London, all black people do is try to fight and rob people, I just want to be left alone. The most white people have done to me is looked at me funny, black people have robbed me and beaten me up.Asians are the worst though.
/brit/ is just....no
I'm going to hang out here for a while.
>>24314100
Damn anon I don't what to say about the black people thing but why do you dislike Asians? I grew up in Birmingham so yeah nearly all of my friends are west Asian.
>that incredible, incredible feeling after you rub some deep heat cream after your back hurting all day and going to bed
I'm in heaven mates
>>24314149
They've hassled me much more than even black people.
>>24314165
Why? Are you a fat-robot or something?
where do you guys find the motivation to do anything
>>24314100
>beaten up and robbed by blacks
>Asians are the worst though
>>24313975
>>24313994
It's real, boys. Happened 4 days ago.
>>24313880
Holy fuck, you dumped some poor guys lunch away for no reason.
>>24314193
No, but do fat robots suddenly deserved to be robbed and beaten up?
>>24314270
Alright, I'm going to humour you just to prove a point.
By what possible logic did you think running his lunch under the tap and putting shit into his drink would be "good banter"
Will weed ever be legal, bros?
How do I tell my black girlfriend that I'm racist?
>>24314320
You introduce raceplay into the bedroom, slowly.
>>24314310
Of course~ Fat people disgust me~
>can't sleep since days because my annoying piece of shit dog is always fucking barking at 10pm because it saw something
>HUR DUR SON BUT OUR DOG MUST PROTECT THE HOUSE
If anyone knows a way to make my dog shut the fuck up forever without anyone finding out I made it shut up then please let me know
>>24312486
This. Since when was /britfeel/ a dating site for faggots?
What are these?
>>24314310
YES THEY DO
>original comentings
>>24314399
Looks like a variation of the psilocybin mushroom.
>>24314399
Another one
Mushroom don't mute me
>>24314393
There's been a number of gays getting together here lately for some reason. Has something been put in the water?
>>24314358
No wonder normies like to bully you so much, you're just as bad as them.
fucking hell lads i just want to end it all right now, this level of consciousness is definitely not for me
>>24314426
Really?
So there shrooms, don't know if I should risk it or not.
>>24314393
They keep the pakis away, plus they're alright lads.
>>24314475
If you don't know how to prepare them best not, you'll probably be able to flog it for a few bob. Maybe a tenner for the one in the pic.
>>24313384
>We'll never be white
Hold me, my mongrel brothers.
dont leave guys please
>>24314386
Being mean to his loyal wan wan
scum tbqhwithyoufam
>>24314496
>Mixed race is the master race!!!
>>24314511
are you alright mate? whats the matter
>>24314475
they're not the ones you need
>>24314496
best I've got is 50% celtic white in me
I haven't slept in 32 hours but I now can't get to sleep
>>24314538
these ones
>>24314564
Count sheep.
If you're welsh, don't count sheep because you'll get a stiffy.
>>24314579
if i find them how do i prepare them?
>>24312051
Huh I was there just the other weekend for the Bramley fireworks - you go? Proper Guy Fawkes night lad
>>24314612
You fucking eat them, they're mushrooms for fuck's sake.
Need to stay up until 2 am
Watching comfy cooking videos and planning my trip lads
>>24312195
It's like being on the fucking continent...
>>24314393
Fellow brit lads getting together, blowing each other and feeling feels. I see nothing wrong with that.
>>24314644
Europop is best pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1g_ouW6Tos
>>24314538
Are they posinous though?
>>24312030
Where in Bristol?
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race!
>>24314634
yeah but like almonds...do they need to be activated to release the acive ingredients? for instance, refridgerated for 24hrs, boiled...tryced? etc etc
Like almonds youre fucking up all the active e4s if you dont roominate them m8
>tfw no britfeel bf
>>24314683
>Activating your almonds
/fit/ pls go.
>>24314458
No I'm not. I hate fat people with a vengeance but I don't treat them any worse for it.
>>24314612
dry them out, leave them in paper or make tea with em but dry em out
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race part 2
>>24314679
Muh white master race
>>24314515
It's not loyal though, neither to my parents nor to me or anyone
And really I have no choice. I got cardiovascular problems from the sleep deprivation, one day the dog might actually kill me.
>>24314697
its no fucking meme mate you need to water them for 24hr below room temp...look it up
>>24314713
tanks
>>24312030
Yeah, that Bristol feel is bad. Skins was way more dramatic than anybody's life, I swear.or maybe just mine ;-;
>>24314678
The ghetto
>>24314519
Mixed race, massacre race part 3
>>24312189
>>24312189
heavy riffing lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWrJGqz6nZ4
>>24314664
theres lots but i only know you can trip of those skinny ones and the red white ones (fly argaric), loads are edible
>>24311628
What about day-walkers? Are pakbongs ok?
>>24312189
https://otorotapes.bandcamp.com/track/i-dont-love-this-world
>179mg/dl
>Ate 0 calories since 10 hours
Might as well set up my insulin pump in a way that it kills me in my sleep
A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
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>>24314817
You're not going to kill yourself, you're not going to do shit, stop being pathetic.
>>24314839
OH GOD IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW
>>24314918
BOB THE BUILDER!!!
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you ever go on a slag's twitter and see she's got hundreds or even thousands of followers and lots of thirsty fuckers fave and retweet her shit even though she has no original thoughts
>>24314939
Fucking banging tune desu m8
>>24314949
Every other time I look at a female's profile, yes.
>>24314695
>tfw no 16 year old twink bf
>tfw my gf isn't home from work yet
She normally gets home at about 5. She rang me at 7 to say she went to see her dad. Haven't heard from her since...
>tfw the fallout 4 start screen looks 10x better than the actual game
>>24314998
You're being C U C K E D senpai
>>24314993
>tfw no 50 year old venom snake bf
>>24314998
>her dad
Her daddy mate. lgdd is what they call it.
Wonder if you'll be able to taste the semen in her cunt.
>>24315032
>Believing Todd's lies
>Ever
Tsk tsk.
>>24314386
Spend a night awake with the dog, every time it barks, spray water into it's face and tell it to be quiet, if it goes extended periods of time give it a treat. It may take a few nights to accomplish, but eventually, it'll stop barking throughout the night
>>24315122
And then it won't bark when an intruder is about, well done.
>>24315170
I have used this method with my two dogs (once puppies) they only bark when someone enters the immediate area (touching distance of the house)
>>24315170
This is england not africa.
>>24315215
what an idiot thing to say
>>24315346
>Ad hom
Explain why.
>>24315414
Anon and two accomplices climbed in through the upstairs window of a house in UK and repeatedly stabbed the householder who was asleep in bed.
While two men stayed in the room with their victim one went downstairs to threaten his partner that they would hurt her and her 11-year-old daughter.
this is why you need a snarling hell hound
>>24315479
The dog is only going to get itself killed.
>>24315479
If they're that determined to kill you, it wouldn't be hard to kill a dog as well.
Also, it's his own fault for his house being that easy to break into, who doesn't have a burglary alarm in the suburbs anymore?
>Corbyn not happy with shoot-to-kill
Say it with me now: Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Sir Boris Johnson
>>24315526
they was after a car, people are scared of dogs. police don't even stop the rats if they've got dogs
>>24315479
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/sleeping-man-stabbed-after-masked-9980701
In case anyone is interested.
>>24315640
Liverpool isn't part of the UK.
>>24312135
>>24311798
>A bunch of people I know (don't like to use the term friends, just some local people who wont leave me alone) going on about how great the Inbetweeners is.
>I say I hate that show
>They ask why
>I say because it brings up every awkward painful memory of school how is this entertainment
>Lol anon you're taking things too seriously.
I don't understand why that show is popular. It gives me PTSD, it literally triggers me.
>>24315640
i didn't wana make it obvious where i was but i was gona say houses get robbed constantly
>>24315640
another
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-men-jailed-33-years-10360687
>>24314100
The oreo is strong in this one
>>24315538
A man can dream
183848
>>24315691
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/masked-gang-who-tortured-businessman-10453200
>>24315691
>>24315715
Liverpool sounds like an absolutely dire place.
>>24315745
Dont believe the news mate, everywhere has bad areas
>>24315702
>tfw can't ever act normal without being called someone trying to act white
bad feels
>>24315772
Scouser detected.
>>24315772
I have never heard anything good abotu the following places
>Liverpool
>Glasgow
>Birmingham
>Hull
>Blackpool
whats up la's
>>24315799
You just said you are scared of other black people to the point where you avoid half your family what am I supposed to say?
>>24315663
I don't get why people like that trash either anon, unless their lives peaked too soon
>>24315848
Would you not avoid people who constantly try to rob you?
>>24315813
>No Leicester
Save me desu
muh dick, I dont even like Clannad
Would your share a flat with me?
>>24315813
where is good in the uk boy, fuckin biggleswade town
>>24315886
Hull, Swansea, Lambeth
>>24311711
black people are fine senpai but no pakis
>>24315875
She was the best.
>>24315879
Long as you're not a neet who won't pay his rent.
>>24315915
Those thighs are tempting me
>>24315813
Im from Liverpool its 70% really good.
>>24315903
>Swansea
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>24315954
would hot glue
just found my mummys supply of gin lads
should i drink it and replace it or have a sneaky bit or what??
>>24315954
unf desu
Maybe I should become a buyfag, does /a/ still have those threads on it?
>>24312456
In the .gif you got there?
He hit her lip with his teeth. That actually is pretty painful if you've had it done to you.
My exgf did it to me once when trying to run, jump, hug me. She gave me a bloody lip.
>>24316144
OOF sounds painful. My first kiss I butted the girl prety hard and accidentally knocked her out!
>my friends all watched as she was limp
>"fuck her dude!"
>"y-..yeah!..f-..fuck her!" - Friend 2
>I am shaking thiking she is dead
>my dad pops his head around the door
>"Fuck her son...make yer old dad proud" He wipes a tear from his eye
>"For you dad" - Me
>"Thats a Big Guy" - Dad
>"F-..for you" - Me
>proceed to rape this limp and unconscious girl
true story m8
>>24316144
No he didn't. It was her first kiss and she ran off in disgust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSg3ucrwYvQ
DONT PLAY NO GAMES WITH HOES, I PLAY NINTENDO DS, NIGGA
>>24316232
>true story
I hope so.
>>24316236
>if it were zac effron, I would kiss him, but not gino
Jesus, the look of disgust she had when she said 'but not gino'. I hope the kid never saw that, that's going to destroy his confidence at such a young age.
Just bought my first preowned figure lads, I hope it's not hotglued by some old japanese dude
>tfw B condition
>>24316302
its obviously not but if you do want a true and similar story here we go.
>gf keked me
>6 months relationship no sex
>we always go out and drink together
>home one night shes drunk as fuck
>im horny as fuck
>she usually sucks me off or wanks me off
>i decide fuck this ill go for it and if she wakes up I'll just say she was so drunk she asked for it
>start rubbing her pussy through her knickers and whip out my excited and hard cock
>dad pops his head round the door
>"F-...Fuck her for me son" - Wipes a tear from his eye
>that bit didnt happen
>Pussy and cock is unleshed knickers held aside I am hovering (cock in hand over her)
>in it goes! no moire kek for me
>Louie CK winks at me with a thumbs up in my mind (like a force ghost)
>cock is in
>feels really warm like a hot childs hand grasping every mm of my cock shaft and head
>in and out and in and out
>dont feel much
>shes not reaxcting
>begins to feel good
>hot as fuck slippy wet and psychologically duurrttyyy
>im liking this
>no thought if what im doing is legal or not because shit feels goooooooooooooood
>full on fucking!
>THIS...IS...IT!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MGrbU2J9CQ 1:06 onwards playing in my mind
>I CAN FEEL THE JAM...IM A MAN
>cum
The end.
Lovely stuff
>>24316442
fuckign autocorrect sometimes C U C K is appropriate you total splib! She COOKD me fellers cookd me really mercilessly.
>>24316431
more like c condition amiritec for c-cum, right anon
