>tfw you've masturbated 11 times today
I have a problem
Make it an even dozen.
Or a baker's dozen. Just don't leave it at 11.
Jesus my dick gets sore after doing it twice.
Do you even feel anything?
>>25959961
It's pretty sore man but I could probably squeeze out 2 or 3 more if the mood struck again.
>tfw onahole arrived yesterday
I've jerked off like 6 times already and I can feel my prostate aching.
Bad time to try and stop my compulsive masturbation but god DAMN its amazing.
>>25960024
is it much better then using you hand?
Don't wank yourself into a coma anon.
>never feel like masturbating more than once a day nowadays and don't even bother doing it on days i work
>tfw getting old
28 and dead inside.
>>25960036
I wouldn't say "better" but I'd definitely say it's different. Plus you can jerry-rig it with some pillows and simulate actual sex that way instead of using it as a plain masturbation sleeve so thats a plus.
Its my second one ever, cost $50, and if I take care of it it'll last me a good year of regular use.
Worthwhile investment for me.
>>25960062
>still sometimes masturbate 3 times a day
>tfw getting better with age
31 and pretty okay.
>>25960036
Yeah you can get them for like $10 on amazon. Looks like an amazon package so mom and dad will never know.
Just get a pack of lube too.
It's the only way to fly. You'll never go back to your hand. Always a place to cum and you can drop it down the drain or into the toilet from that rubber shit.
Worst part about is is the time you're holding it upright full of cum and the time between then and your bathroom to drain it out, or else it falls over and you gotta clean that shit up. Like right after you cum...
>>25960075
Damn, i really want one. I'm sick of using my hand and want to stick my dick in something. A nice wet hole especially when i'm laying down in bed and watching porn on my tablet.
What was the packaging like? also what did it say on the invoice / paypal invoice?
>>25960085
what one should i get?
>>25960075
>Plus you can jerry-rig it with some pillows and simulate actual sex
>simulate actual sex
How do you use pillows to simulate the feeling of a woman running her fingers through your hair and wrapping her legs around you as she whispers into your ear with a soft submissive voice begging you to fill her all the way up with your hot thick cum?
>>25959871
what are your fetishes op
Anyone here use a Tenga? i tried amazon and looked at the onaholes but none ship to australia.
>>25960085
>Looks like an amazon package
I can't find any actually sold by amazon, only fulfilled by amazon. If they are fulfilled by amazon (but sold from some other company) do they still come in the standard brown amazon packaging?? This is extremely important to me and any other fuckup who never moved out
>>25960107
Go to >>>/jp/ and look for the onahole general, they have handy guides to help newbs figure out where to get the best selection and pricing.
>>25960091
See above.
I'm a plebe though so I just ordered mine off of j-list. The problem is they apparently overcharge for their products on top of shipping from japan, so there's shipping costs/time costs, but there's only like one US-based onahole dealer so usually you're going to have to order from overseas. They come in discrete packaging and the paypal invoice/invoice will just list it as a "novelty". It looked like a plain box with some gook paperwork taped to it.
Oh god i just remembered
>order pink chastity device
>arrives, don't get to intercept it in time
>parents open it because it just says "Mr. Anon'slastname" and they thought it was for my dad
>they left it on the kitchen counter, never spoke about it or addressed it
>>25960107
Just amazon logic it. Filter 4 stars and go with whatever looks good for you hand.
Get whatever lube is cheapest per ounce.
>>25960075
nah m8 stick it between your mattress and box spring so there's more weight holding it in place so you can really go to town
Somebody answer this pls
>>25960151
>>25960151
>>25960151
Somebody answer this pls
>>25960222
Sex toys usually come in discreet packaging anon. Thats industry standard.
ALSO
Prospective anons, stay away from tenga products. They fucking suck and hurt your dick on top of being squeeky so good luck fapping unless you like imagining fucking an asthmatic.
>>25960151
>>25960222
>getting an ornahole when living at home
You're playing with fire
Nice trips.
>>25959871
Is it a compulsory chore to waste time or do you seriously get horny 11times a day and feel the need for a release? I miss the teenage days when I was constantly horny, too bad I couldn't fap as much as I felt like those days. These days I might fap even if I don't really feel like it and when you cum it doesn't even really feel good.
>>25960151
Why don't you just order it to a post office and pick it up from there?
>>25960373
I'm in my mid-20s and I say without exaggeration I am horny all day, every day, 24/7. My dick is constantly yelling out to bust a nut, I mostly only fap 6-8 times a day though. This was an excessively horny day.
>>25960413
>350lb creepy-looking autistic neckbeard giant walks into post office
>he clearly hasn't had any social interaction in years
>"here for a p-p-p-p-package"
>post office girl looks in the back for the package
>it's a loli sextoy from japan
Yea.... much better
>buy stockings and pantsu from some online store
>owner of the store says they were out of what i wanted but would take the money and send it anyway when they get it back in stock
>they have a ton of positive reviews so i say sure
>about a week later order new mouse since mine kept disconnecting
>few days later get a package
>forgot about my order to that store and assumed it was the mouse
>just opened it in the kitchen so i could throw the packaging away quicker
>it was the stockings/pantsu
>my sister the same age as me saw
>didnt tell anyone about it
thank god
>>25959871
>most I've EVER done was 3 a day
am I low test?
>>25960151
Amazon actually sells them. Filter for prime. They always come in good packaging.
Seriously if you think they're going to broadcast what it is on the box you're a fucking idiot. They know this is big business. It'll be an amazon box or a generic brown box. Say it's a computer part and don't open until you're alone.
I've ordered 20lbs of ass and pussy and my parents have no clue.
>>25959871
i wish i could do that, but unfortunately im cut.
>>25960430
Lucky you then. Dunno if it is the depression or low test, even if I am a large hairy bearded guy, but I might get that "must bust a nut" feeling maybe once a week if I don't fap every day out of habit.
>>25960150
Tenga are shit. They are disposable per the ad. Just get something $15 and rubber and well reviewed off amazon with cheap lube.
>>25959871
I masturbated 7 times already and your pic made me feel like going for the 8th one
>>25960440
>You visit the post office once every 10 years,
>The shipping boxes are plain brown cardboard with a generic techy sounding shipping company name on it and don't sat "best sex toys for losers inc.".
>clerks in those places don't give a fuck what people order, and if they ask they can pretty much get fired.
>adults ordering sex toys from the internet is completely normal these days, if you are in a relationship or not
Are you 12?
>>25960575
Depression really does massacre your sex drive.
>>25960495
>masturbating less than 5 times day
Just become a trap and take it in the ass, low rest faggot
I did 10 a day for about 2 years. I'm now at about 5 per day.
22 years old btw.
>>25959871
Do you not have a job?
>>25960136
simulate that the woman is dead
>>25959871
How are you not shooting blanks yet?
>>25959871
I masturbated for 6 hours. Step up sempai.
>>25959937
>a bakers dozen of faps
classiv
