>sent 4000 texts between the two of us over the past month
>phonecalls last hours
>invited me to stay at hers for a few days
Does she like me?
How do I not fuck this up?
Can I greet her with a kiss or is that a bit much?
>>25960090
She wants to steal your kidney Anon.
>>25960090
>that many texts
>phonecalls that long
>few days instead of one night
sorry but this sounds like a friendzone
>>25960129
Don't listen to this anon. Situation is murky. Could very well be that she wants your meat rocket in her ham socket.
However, do NOT greet with kiss (unless you have kissed her before). Feel out the situation first. Watch movie, cuddle, make move. Tbh you could even confess you like her.
Caveat: if you get shot down it will be an awkward as fuck few days
>>25960165
>meat rocket in her ham socket
>>25960090
she's using you, abort
>>25960090
Don't listen to anyone in this thread or you'll look like a sperg. Just hangout with her anon, if it's your first time meeting her making a move will be extremely awkward and uncomfortable for her. Unless she's a slut, but she'd have made that obvious from the 4000 texts between you two.
>>25960381
we have met before, but its a very weird situation.
She worked where I was for a couple weeks ad we shot each other a lot of glances but I neverhad a chance to talk to her and she left.
Then she just messaged me out of the blue.
>>25960090
the way not to fuck up is by being confident and relaxed
offer a hug and such
if you mess up laugh it off and stay in a good mood. don't just shrug or whatever cuz that kills the mood
>>25960496
>she messaged me out of the blue
She wants you to ear her roast beef vagina, son.
Go and chill with her.
>>25960685
This. But don't fucking kiss her when she opens the door you autist.
>>25960090
What does this feel like anon?
I mean a girl wanting you over.
>>25960732
exciting
scary
intimidating
We are going to walk around town, go to her favourite cafe then just 'netflix and chill xDDDDD' at hers
>>25960685
she messaged me right when I busted a nut to the thought of her as well, how weird is that
Right as I got to the PONR she randomly jumped into my head
is it a sign
>>25960705
This. Just make sure you kiss the vagina lips first and say "good evening m'lady" then bow.
>>25960753
Good luck desu
>>25960786
This. Except you need to be wearing your limited edition My Little Pony Fedora.
>>25960753
good luck anon but dont expect too much, setting your expectations high can only lead to disappointment
>All these normies on my board
>>25960090
Were the 4000 texts about sex? Were the phonecalls about fucking her in the ass? If not, she probably thinks you are gay and wants you over for makeup tips
>>25960929
>my board
Fuck off, entitled cunt.
>>25961080
You don't even know this meme
