>when the shower curtain touches your leg
>when you sit with your hairy wet ass on the couch and its full of hair and shit
>when your towel touches the toilet
>when you are in the shower and mom says she needs to pee
>When you realize you have to take a shit after you get out of the shower
>when you shit in the shower
>when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes into your ass
>when you pick a big chunk of stinky dirt out from beneath your big toenail with a knife
>when you cut yourself while shaving
>when you piss in the shower and accidentally hit the soap bar
>when you're too cozy in the shower but have to shit, so you shit in your hand and throw it into the toilet
>and miss
>>29461045
when there's a bug in the toilet and you need to shit
>>29461009
>not enjoying shitting with an aqua-lubed asshole
haha you fucking rodent
>>29461038
>when you have to stomp it down the plug hole with a poker
>when normies use meme words in real life
>>29461079
>water
>lubricant
>when you sit down fast and get a whiff of shit/sweat
>when you get a wiff of your girlfriends dirty asshole in doggy position
>when you get those warm stinky farts and need to shit but you can't
>>29461075
>not bringing a shit blender to excremate unto, turning your load into a liquid slchurp that easily goes down the drain
haha you fucking rodent
>>29461104
run your skin agaisnt sandpaper dry then do it water huh faggot yeah thats what I thought
>>29461062
oregano shooting
>>29461194
>water outside of your asshole makes shitting easier
>let me compare it to sandpaper for no reason
>when you smell and/or touch some digusting, foul substance reminiscent of feces
>when you have ass juice flowing out the crack so you spreas you cheeks agaisnt a fan and get assaulted by anal oil, but its worth it for a comfortable bum
>When you're taking out the trash and you accidentally touch some leftover gook or liquid
>>29461225
you just got roasted nerd
>tfw you vote to define robotdom
>>29457892
>>29461336
u mad kiddo?
u got fucken rekt haha ill use water and lubricate your moms dick in my ass
>>29460956
>When you have a fat wank but your mom sees and takes away gbp
>when you take off your girlfriend's thong and see flakes of poo between her chubby ass cheeks
>when r9k have a good thread for once
>when a drop of urine gets in your underwear and rolls down your leg
>when you start to pee but it goes sideways
>>29461593
>sprinkler dick
>>29461613
>tfw you have boner that just won't go down and really have to pee and whiz all over the damn bathroom even get some on your face
>>29461613
>>29461593
>when you piss and your dick releases 2 streams at once
>>29461593
>>29461613
>>29461873
>>29461673
Glad i'm not the only one i thought there was something wrong with my dick
>>29460956
I don't get it. What is this feel?
>when you need to take a piss really badly at a motorway cafe and you have to put whatever you're holding in your hands on the floor
>>29461373
Dude seriously stop with your fucking spam. If people want to take your poll they wil
>walk outside for just a minute or two
>come back in
>already sweating
>>29460956
Take a shower
Still a virgin
Don't fall for the "just shower bro" meme
>>29462336
Well it worked for me
>taking a shower
>bend down to pick up the soap
>suddenly not a virgin anymore
