>Be me
>Lose left eye as 9 year old
>Considered retard and freak
>Women disgusted
>Now 20 and virgin
>Is it time to get a whore?
I am crippled and walk with a shameful limp. I lost my virginity at 15 and still fuck to this day.
so I bet you can get some pussy too fetty.
Eye patches look cool though
>>29382929
Only if you're a rapper.
columbo got mad pussy with one eye. you'll do ok. just wear a trench coat.
>>29382874
>who are you quoting?
make this original
I wish I only had one eye, I assume the mysteriousness attracts shy qt's
>>29382929
There was this older guy at my community college with an eyepatch. I saw him all the time. He had a really manly face so he looked cool with the eyepatch.
I've transferred since then, never got to talk to him.
Kek losing one eye isn't the reason why you're not getting laid. For one, they have eye prosthetics that basically look real, and if you don't want to do that, eye patches make you look bad ass.
I went bald at 18 and I still get laid regularly, and that's way worse than losing one eye.
To be quite honest family, you're probably just ugly and would be ugly even if you had both eyes.
>>29382874
At least you have an excuse, 4 years youth on me. Lucky sumbich
>>29383072
You shouldn't be on this board normie!!! Reeeeeee!!!
>>29383039
why does guts have 1 eye
just get a glass eye
im sorry about your eyeball op
i kind of look like chad and still a virgin at 19 years old, very depressing tbqh, especially because i put so much time into my physical appearance
i get nervous when around really hot girls so i basically rarely talk to em unless in a group setting. other than that though, im not autistic when speaking to people
pic related is me, have at least a 6.5/10 face
>>29383132
Cucked so hard he lost his eye.
>>29383137
Damn dude how I'm skinnyfat as duck and I still got laid.
How tall are you? Women seem to care about that the most.
>>29383205
i never go out of my way to speak to anybody... havent gone to a social event in probably 4 years. im a tad over 6'
>>29383240
I'm 6'2 maybe that helped. But I like your bod and I really want to start lifting. You have any advice?
>>29383271
yeah thats prob a helper. but not really any solid advice, id say just get on a program and stick to it and track your calories with myfitnesspal
>>29382874
O.P., you can't just tell us you lost your eye and not tell us why. It's a unique thing about you, yet we'll never know who you are.
Anyway that sucks. It most have been a challenge to do stuff like drive and whatnot.
But yeah, i also have something that makes me stand out (i have alopecia). I manage to get laid and im sure you could too.
I once had a friend who tried to kill himself with a .22 rifle. The bullet messed up his sinus cavity and face and left him a with scarred face, one eye and some nerve damage that made him walk with a cane. I'll be damned if that bastard didn't have a couple of good looking girls hanging off of him in full sypathy mode.
>>29383055
great story, looking forward to the movie
>>29382874
get yourself an eyepatch and you will be a fucking pussy destroyer
>>29383380
Ooooh! the EYEPATCH
HADN'T FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT ONE
GEE! ANY OTHER IDEAS, GENIUS?
>>29383408
there are no other ideas.
theres a reason it keeps being brought up
Richard Harrow?
BOSS. THAT'S AN ENEMY GUNSHIP. ONE BURST FROM ITS MACHINE GUN CAN TEAR AN ENEMY IN HALF.
>>29383431
Kek out loud
>>29383408
realpost though, why DON'T people missing eyes use patches? they look a lot cooler than glass eyes and I imagine they'd be easier maintenance too
>>29382874
Wouldn't be fair for the whore tbqh.
>>29383546
Because most people are pussies who only care about being/looking normal.
>>29383693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKGXgS3Fl8
>>29382874
This
>>29382929
You could have been a badass, if you at least grow a beard you might still be able to pull it off OP
>>29383072
>I went bald at 18 and I still get laid regularly, and that's way worse than losing one eye.
I hope your joking
>>29383773
Just go fuck a whore OP. If you can't see a bit of silver lining in being able to wear eye patches or have some really kickass glass eyes then I don't know what to tell you.
I have a friend who has a tiny worthless arm and he gets laid fairly often because he has some fucking showmanship.
its not becouse eye you are fucking looser
>>29383801
yeah agreed. to you you might see it as making yourself out to be some kind of freak but really people think its cool. just do it casually, you dont have to tell everyone your story who asks just do it to cover it up if people think its ugly.
>>29383072
Fuck off, normie. Get off our board.
just a fucking looser
do you hear me?
https://youtu.be/7n__A1LY7DI?t=2598
>>29383137
It's cus u fucking fold your shirts, not hang them up like a normal person
>>29383813
theoblongs.jpg
fucking loosy looser
https://youtu.be/7n__A1LY7DI?t=283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n__A1LY7DI
watch this dude you just common looser
