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Hope everyone remembered to go to church edition
Used to be able to wake up at 7 without trouble wide awake
Now I struggle to wake up at 8
Not happy Tbh, going to blame it on the hayfever
>tfw east facing bedroom
Fucking sun is doing my nut in, blinds are doing nothing to stop it
how does it feel that even chads, literal subhumans, can get laid fairly easily and you lot can't get even a kiss
ta
>>29383578
>laid
>chad
There's the door, yank
Father's Day lads
You got anything for your dads? Mines snuffed it
Remain surging in the polls. Brexit is finished lads.
I think I've found the oldest robot in existence. https://twitter.com/willybanter8?lang=en-gb
>A tripfag tried to start on me last night because I was pissed
Disrespectful desu
>>29383756
I completely forgot about it. Hopefully a phone call later today will suffice.
>>29383966
I saw Cameron is politicising Jo Cox's death too. We are finished.
>>29384514
>I saw Cameron is politicising Jo Cox's death too. We are finished.
What'd he say?
>>29384536
>Mr Cameron said the EU vote was the "ultimate democracy" and represented what Labour MP Jo Cox, who was killed on Thursday in her West Yorkshire constituency, had stood for.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36569338
Sneaky bastard.
>>29384566
It's almost neural sounding enough.
Fucking shit why couldn't that cunt wait until after the referendum.
Sick of reading about the 'jo cox' mp woman who got shot dead desu. stupid cunt likely deserved it, now shut the fuck up about it
>>29384591
Yeah he is trying to slip it under the radar the sneaky prick.
The timing of it couldn't have been any worse, Brexit was leading the polls before too. I can see why people over on /pol/ are saying it is a false flag, it is almost too perfect.
We need a miracle to win now.
>>29384630
Nah, it's all over. The media has linked the murder to the Brexit campaign effectively slandering them as terrorists. Terrorists don't win elections. It will probably be a landslide now.
>>29384628
>.05 euroshekels have been added to you account
>>29384630
I honestly feel awful for her family but what disgusts me most is the politiciseation of it all. It'd disguist me if I was a remainCuck too.
All hope might not be lost, was talking to my normie girlfriends last night and they were either out or undecided
>everyone who actually reads up on it wants to vote out
Sorry state of affairs lads.
Is it too late to register and vote in the referendum?
I was originally not bothered and leaning towards the remain side if I was forced but talking to a family member yesterday changed my mind and now I agree we should vote leave, have I left it too late?
>>29385002
Yeah, sorry mate. They extended the deadline and about 40,000 extra people registered
>>29385002
Too late m8
>>29384630
>>29384703
>>29384704
Ready for the all day coverage of her funeral/birthday on the 22nd? Gee isn't this convenient.
>>29385095
I can't believe it is actually on the 22nd. The remain shilling is going to be off the charts.
There is no way that wasn't a deliberate move.
>>29385247
>not leaving a funeral for more than a week after the death is a deliberate referendum move
:^)
I'm fairly concerned about the EU referendum. I'm not sure how to vote, for a start I don't even know what the economic impact might be...
>>29385296
Let me try to help you. You see, the EU and the UK are intrinsically tied, beyond simply being just an economic union. In fact around 3.5 million British jobs are directly linked to British membership of the European Union's single market, that's about 10% of jobs!
Then you have to consider that around 50% of our exports are bought by the EU and that 75% of our exporters operate in the EU. The EU is also able to negotiate great trade deals with countries outside the EU, with clout that the UK doesn't and won't have.
Leaving would mean an end to trade with the EU which would be disastrous. This alone should be enough to convince you to remain in the EU.
>>29385296
If you vote Remain then nothing changes.
Surely that's better than voting Leave and hoping we don't get monumentally fucked over by recession and crime
>>29385095
If it comes out that this was an EU plot there will be riots in the street
>remain wins
>the EU takes more powers from Westminster
>the EU army is built
>the British army withers on the vine
>the EU becomes an undemocatic superstate
>the British public demand another referendum, the reeducation campaigns having no effect
>the eastern European EU army soldiers are sent in to suppress the riots
>Europe faces a never before seen wave of English terrorism inspired by the IRA
>britain rises from the ashes, more imperialist than ever
>nige takes the helm
>the 2016 battle of the Thames was just the beginning
>>29385321
Worry not about the environment; the EU has a set of commonly agreed standards that help to maintain the quality of air, rivers and beaches. It also helps to keep CO2 emissions down and more efficient vehicles (this helps your fuel economy too!).
As for migration, this is one of the greatest benefits of the EU. You are free to live and work anywhere within the EU, in fact 1.4 million British people already do. Not to mention that your UK driving license is also valid - just remember to drive on the right side of the road.
If Britain does vote to leave then unfortunately your friend will lose her right to live in the UK and will, unfortunately, have to return.
>>29385337
Wow, it sounds as though the EU does a lot for us. There's no possible way we could achieve this on our own, I think I've made up my mind on the referendum now, especially considering Freja's situation - thanks!
>>29385346
Don't mention it. Remember that we've been in the EU for over 30 years and that we simply couldn't survive outside it, we'd end up like isolationist Japan if we left. Not only that, but the leave campaign is headed by racists, bigots and supported by actual terrorists.
>>29385346
>>29385337
>>29385321
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eu shil pls leave reeeeeeeeeeee
>>29385296
>>29385321
>>29385328
>>29385333
>>29385337
>>29385346
>>29385365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpP-n9Oqj-Y
You're not voting for the status quo by remaining, you're voting for permenant loss of sovereignty, possibly joining the Euro, Turkey joining the EU, permanent mass immigration, and worse than anything else it is turning your back upon centuries of British culture, tradition and history. It's a disturbing time when roughly half the electorate insist we are "European" instead of "British/English/Welsh/Scottish/etc", this is not just about economics, it's about our national identity and what will become of it in the coming decades.
What did you lads buy the big man for fathers day then
>>29385412
Dan Hannan makes a great case for leaving too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6FZ-V8w_8
>>29385412
>the only people who should make decisions for us are the establishment at Westminster
Good goy
>>29383444
Anyone else done with college and waiting till August to go back? Saved up money for the summer so just going to do nothing for three months now.
>>29385443
We can kick those people out if we so desire come election time, EU "politicians" are completely unaccountable, they receive huge salaries, higher than that of our MPs and PM, all of it from taxpayers money.
>>29385452
Yep, all these normies going on lad's holidays ;/////////
Want to go on a lad's holiday mate?
>>29385474
I genuinely can't think of anything worse
>>29385452
I am the same, nothing to do until uni goes back in September. Enjoying it so far, did the same last year and it was great. Flatmate was away for most of it too so had the whole place to myself.
>>29385471
Not really understanding the logic here. We elect MEPs just as we elect MPs, and they earn much the same as MPs.
>>29385494
That's a false equivalence. MEPs don't have the same power in the EU that MPs have in the UK.
They are completely different. MEPs can only vote on what the council, unelected, allows.
>>29385494
The european commission is completely unelected and unaccountable. They push through legislation and MEPs have no power to stop it.
>>29385494
I'm talking about the EU commission and the EU ministers, the ministers being in the hundreds who get paid out of our pocket.
Why do we elect MEPs to begin with? To maintain a facade that the EU is democratic. The EU Parliament is the only one in the world today where its members (MEPs) are not allowed to propose legislation, or to propose the repealing of leglisation. Leglisation is put forward by the European Commission, people we did not elect and cannot kick out.
>people still believe Turkey will ever join the EU
They won't, they'll never meet the conditions. And if by some miracle they did, Britain hold a veto, so migration isn't an issue unless a majority of British citizens vote in favour, and democracy is what you're after, right?
Anyone watching Sunday Brunch right now? I'd still fug Denise Van Outen
>>29385563
>they'll never meet the conditions
You say that like it makes a fucking difference.
>>29385602
>membership veto does not exist
>none of the current EU members would veto Turkey
>Greece and Cyprus would not veto Turkey
>>29385563
Turkey literally blackmailed the EU earlier this year with the migrant crisis deal in exchange for three billion euros and more, they have been fast tracked for EU membership and are going to receive Visa-free travel in the interim.
A veto does not mean we hold a nationwide vote on this, it means our government passes a majority decision in a vote. Given that Labour, the SNP and a chunk of the tories all want this, what makes you think we'll "veto" it? This country has NEVER veto'd any EU resolution.
There is little to no support for Turkey to join the EU at this point, it's actually quite funny how much they've been mugged off considering not in 2010 everyone was welcoming them
Made a vaporwave EP for my Dad for Father's Day, check it out lads
https://stevepowerjams.bandcamp.com/album/fathers-day-ep
>>29383756
Mines snuffed it too mate.
I don't do anything on Fathers Day, probably just going to get high.
Lads if Britain leaves the EU then it will fuck up my comfy life.
I work for a company based in London but I arranged a deal where I work remotely, and I can be anywhere in the world.
I travel around Europe full time. During the summer I am in Northern France and Germany. During the winter I go to Italy, Spain or Portugal. When I am feeling flush with cash I am in London or Paris. When I am trying to save money I am in Prague or a Greek island.
It's a comfy life, I worked hard to get it, and Brexit will fuck it up.
>>29385685
So we should suffer because you're the one in a million who actually benefits from the EU?
We're all in this together m8, suck it up
>>29385651
>visa free travel
Not an issue, doesn't affect us, not in the schengen zone
You want our publicly elected MPs making decisions? Well as you say, that's exactly what would happen in a proposed veto then, hooray 4 democracy
:)
>>29385697
How would you suffer?
>>29385723
350m quid a week and 100k immigrants/year destroying Britain's quality of life
>>29385711
>migrants go to germany
>5 years on they have EU passports
>free entry to the EU
poor b8 m8
>>29385732
>350m quid a week
:^)
Alright lads i have a plan....
Is anyone here from the Notts area that has not made their political stance known?
>Wear a remain t-shirt
>Meet me in city center
>I will wear UKIP attire
>Stab me to death and scream "JUSTICE FOR COX" over and over at the top of your lungs.
>If we stay i'm just gonna hang myself anyway so i have nothing to lose
We must start the counter attack boys.
>>29385738
The UK, rather. But you knew that.
>>29385740
Yes, 350M.
We get a portion of it back (about a third) which is spent by the EU, not us.
Imagine what we could do with 350M a WEEK.
>>29385732
350m a week is nothing. Literal chump change on the scale of finance that the government deals with.
Stop looking at national decisions through the lens of the individual
>>29385626
>he still hasn't realised EU regulated immigration (despite its flaws) is 100x better than the proposed system of British governed immigration
embarrassing tbqh
Thanks to everyone who showed up to the experiment comfy video cytube last night. Might give it another shot next weekend if the demand continues.
>>29385793
give it a rest you queer
>>29385732
The quality of life in Britain is already shit mate.
Everything costs a fortune, the same products sell in Europe and America for so much less, and the food there is shitty and expensive.
You should spend some time living in France or Italy mate. The quality of life is vastly better than the UK. Amazing cheap food, cheap rent, cheap booze. I can live like a king on the same salary i was struggling on in England, eating the shit quality food that British people seem to put up with.
You don't only want to fuck up my life, you want to fuck up your own chances of having a good life. Instead you want to be stuck on a cold, grey, rainy expensive island with a terrible quality of life.
>>29385765
>Yes, 350M.
>We get a portion of it back (about a third)
So its not 350m? Do you enjoy telling lies on the internet?
I bet you want Boris to be prime minister
>>29385810
Are you retarded?
Say I pay someone 350 quid, then they tell me I can have 100 back if I only spend it on pizza.
I'm still down 350 you imbecile.
>>29385829
It's still an insignificant amount of money
>>29385784
This. If people want to replace white Europeans with more pajeets then fine, but don't for a second think that Leave will make the UK any whiter or more British.
>>29385829
The EU uses that money to fund projects that a Tory government never would.
So it's more like you can keep your money as long as you are happy to never eat pizza again.
>>29384630
It was a government assassination. You were wondering what last desperate tricks remainer MPs had up their sleeves? This was it.
>>29385856
If the tories won't fund it then vote in something that will.
Can't do that with the EU.
Lads what's the most normie job? What kind of jobs do Chads have? What is the English name for Chad, anyway?
>>29385870
Well as a lot of people like to point out, it's unlikely Corbyn will actually be voted in so I'd like to have the EU there to limit the Tory's destruction of our country.
>>29385685
>what is a visa
Fuck off you cunt
>>29385895
>Tory's destruction of our country
There are more than just Conservative and Labour by the way.
>>29385895
>i'd like to have something i can't vote for try and do over something i can out of spite
>>29385900
You obviously have no idea how to get a visa and how a visa works. You need a job in that country. Not a job where you work remotely.
Educate yourself.
>>29385893
Events manager, Chad.
>>29385685
Yes, before the EU no one traveled anywhere and no one ever worked abroad. We all lived on streets called Broomstick Grove, watched documentaries about the British Empire and how things were going in the Sudan on 8 inch black and white televisions and ate liquid beef. Girls wore tweed underwear and boys had to do thirty six years of national service in the Army or Navy, and when they left they'd have to do it again backward but in a coal mine.
>>29385895
>muh bankers
>muh bonuses
>muh evul tories
>muh austerity
Why do Labour voters convince themselves that Britain was a utopia before 2010? New Labour ran this country into the ground, what we have now is just dealing with the fallout while largely continueing New Labour policies.
>>29385893
>What's the most normie job?
Sales.
>What kind of jobs do Chads have?
Finance, law, advertising.
>>29385939
I'm not working abroad in a way where I could get a working visa in that country.
I am working remotely for a British company.
You should concentrate more on reading posts properly than writing "hilarious" replies.
The thing with brexit as a movement and campaign is that the supporters behind it are so divided politically that their arguments are not coherent and often contradictory. They are a bit of a (to quote Mathew Parris) 'rainbow alliance' where they're temporarily united under the aim of UK 'control' and that is where it ends. Beyond that their aims are so different and diluted it's almost impossible to convince a majority to vote out as it just seems confusing and incoherent.
>>29385961
Then you wouldn't require a working visa, you would go on a holiday visa which were issued to you on entry and would be in the event of Brexit.
>>29385941
New Labour was shit, agreed. They were literally just as bad as the Torys. But Corbyn actually appears to be a decent human being who cares about equality, etc. Hence Blair attacking him at every opportunity. Short of the miracle of the Greens getting power or something I think Corbyn is the most realistic opportunity for actual political change. Politics has been shit for ages now and I think most people would agree that something needs to happen.
>>29385982
You can't stay in a country for very long on a holiday visa. Some countries offer 3 months, but that's the maximum.
Sometimes I like to stay in one place for six months and I'd like the option to stay for longer if I choose.
>>29385993
>But Corbyn actually appears to be a decent human being who cares about equality, etc.
Is that why he worships the dictator of Venezuela, a country that ran itself into the ground and made everyone equally poor based on the sort of policies that Corbyn would find acceptable?
Jeremy Corbyn is an idiot.
>>29385993
We had a PM with the same values as Corbyn, Harold WIlson. He fucked this country up royally for a few years.
Socialism doesn't work.
>>29383756
nope didnt get the chap anything, think hes going to be working in the garden, so im going to give me a hand and make him tea all day.
>>29386006
>>29386008
>implying what we have now is working
>>29385998
>i have an imaginary job that pays well enough for me to live in a country for six months at a time with no rental agreements
Most of those countries (with the possible exception of the Czech Republic) require that you register your existence there if you stay longer than two months, EU or no EU. You have to provide your passport, address and working agreements.
You'd know that if you had ever set foot in any of those places. In Austria it's called the Meldezettel. Germany have something very similar, as do France.
>>29386039
Not an argument. Corbyn/Sanders types can only make things worse and have always made things worse historically. I don't see Corbyn or the Greens doing any but promising mass welfare(debt) and free everything, which is obviously unsustainable, it's what New Labour did and it's what got us where we are now.
Alright lads we all have different political opinions none of you are actually going to win the other round. Favourite British comedies? Need one to watch to take ye pain away
>>29386043
>I can't think of anything to reply to you so I am going to accuse you of lying.
>Job that pays well enough
Don't you realize that the cost of living in most countries in Europe is lower than in the UK?
>Rental agreements
You never heard of AirBnB?
>Most countries require that you register your existence there if you stay longer than two month
I am aware of that mate. But how do you think they enforce it with no passport stamps? I've been dodging that for years with no consequences, because there's literally no way to enforce it.
Obviously you need to register if you want a bank account, but I don't need one because I get paid into my UK account.
>>29385829
Your example fits taxes and government spending in general just as well m8
>>29386084
Two Pints of Lager, Keeping up Appearances, My Hero, On the Buses
>>29386127
No it doesn't. The EU doesn't spend it on public services but bizarre pet projects and propaganda.
If I was pm I'd make everything I could public sector and encourage mass automation to pay for everyone's bennies
>>29386133
I assume you're being ironic, otherwise you have truly shit taste
>>29386145
Full communism you mean?
>>29385685
what is this job?
>>29386142
But it does. Do you consider farming subsidies and Cornwall's growth programme bizzare pet projects?
>>29386169
I work for a marketing agency. I basically write junk mail. Not exactly a noble profession but it pays decent, it's easy and I can do it from anywhere.
I usually go to a coffee shop, write for the first 3-4 hours of the day, and the rest of the time is my own. Which is another big advantage to working in an office because I used to have to make that 3-4 hours stretch out over a whole day.
>>29386183
EU damages farming, it's the first thing you learn about the EU's impact.
>Cornwall's growth
behave
>>29385961
Why don't you become a citizen of Germany while we're still in the EU then? It takes like two hours apparently.
>>29386164
we're going to at that point some day. might as well be ahead of the curve
>>29386240
The process might take 2 hours, but you need to be living in Germany for 8 years first.
>>29386192
>I basically write junk mail.
for advertising to the clients you mean? is it just spam?
>>29386232
>EU damages farming, it's the first thing you learn about the EU's impact.
Do explain. UK farms cannot hope to compete with the gigantic farms and economies of scale in the New World without subsidies, so either they have subsidies, close down, or consumers accept an extremely high price markup for "muh British".
>>29386276
I don't write email spam
I write marketing collateral. Leaflets, brochures, websites, the occasional direct mail letter.
>>29386261
No. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/living-in-germany
>>29386326
Doesn't say anything on that page about citizenship.
Look here:
https://www.justlanded.com/english/Germany/Germany-Guide/Visas-Permits/Citizenship
>>29386385
That page is for people from all countries, I think it's different for EU citizens.
>>29386408
Can you find me some info that says that? Because it wasn't on the gov.uk page you linked.
>>29386420
No because I'm lying.
What is everyone up to today then?
>>29386454
I don't know, should I go for a walk?
>>29386496
do it, walks are eternally brilliant
>>29386454
Lying in bed half crippled from my slave labouring minimum wage job hating life and dreading tomorrow
Also watching Ip man 3
>>29386496
I am quite tempted to go for a walk too. Not sunny outside and doesn't look like it is going to rain so ideal conditions.
I need to start doing more exercise and going for walks seems like a good solution
This is the most uncomfy britfeel thread in a while
>there are no undecided voters here
please take that shit to polbut thanks for stopping the wayfoo posters
>>29386518
Only until the results are in lad, take it easy. Things are going to get much more uncomfy whatever the result is.
>>29386496
>>29386505
>>29386515
Go for a walk lads.
I had a great one yesterday. Just picked a random direction that I'd never gone in before and walked 45 minutes there and back. Found a nice Italian delicatessen, an interesting looking bar/cafe with outdoor seating, and a shop that sells American sweets. Also a huge water treatment machine that I enjoyed watching for a bit.
It was great to be outside, and great to walk. Really upped my mood and gave me less stress.
>>29386518
Sorry lad, its just a rather big issue and i feel offened when people are willing to provided their arsehole and democratic rights to the European commission
>>29386555
Thanks lad, sounds like a good idea.
I wish I didn't live in a city now, walking in the countryside is much comfier. I suppose I could take a drive out of town, not like I have anything else to do anyway
FUCK OFF TO /POL/ YOU FUCKING TWATS
Right, morning lads. Popping to Spar to get some fags. Will see if they have any Mars drink in.
>>29386584
Go on http://www.forestry.gov.uk/, find the nearest forest, drive to it, park up and walk around.
You won't regret it mate. Those places can be really magical. Fingers crossed there is one reasonably close.
>>29386579
You seem like exactly the type of retard who would vote for Brexit, you can't even spell.
It's a shame you can't blame the EU for your shitty education. You should blame someone though because you communicate like a literal retard.
>>29383756
Yeah I got him a box of golf balls
I'm heading down there now for my Sunday dinner
>>29386646
>Not caring about the vote
I think we should throw you into the sea. Smoking is degenerate anyway.
>>29386674
I have got autism and struggle to spell
I wouldn't expect a remain voter to have any sympathy for someone in my position or any of the working class for that matter.
>>29386650
That is a fantastic website, I had no idea that existed. Thanks mate!
This is my nearest one:
http://scotland.forestry.gov.uk/visit/cardowan
Off for a drive after lunch by the looks of things
>>29386296
first result on google
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/eureferendum/11382216/Liz-Truss-EU-rules-are-hurting-British-farmers.html
educate yourself
>>29386754
Nice one. Didn't know you were in Glasgow otherwise I'd have suggested here specifically:
http://scotland.forestry.gov.uk/visit/lennox-forest
I grew up very close by and spent a lot of my time as a teenager walking up there. Used to walk for fucking miles.
It's also near Campsie Glen etc, beautiful place. About 12 miles out from the city center.
>>29386147
>any of that
>shit taste
FOY
>tfw no dad
I-I was just so alpha intimidated him in to leaving when I was a baby, right lads?
>>29386720
I'm voting Leave, but I don't feel the need to spam a comfy thread with a hundred posts of arguing about bullshit
>>29386750
It's Leave voters that won't have any sympathy for you. Their philosophy is "every man for themselves"
You've autismed yourself into voting against your interests mate. You've cucked yourself basically.
>>29386830
>trying to cuck me into voting for the jewish elite
Nice try
>>29386818
Sorry mate, I'll pipe down for a bit.
>>29386854
You've cucked yourself, autismo.
>>29386650
>nearest forest to me is 30-minute drive along an M-road
Why must life constantly throw these obstacles at us
>>29383444
Lost my virginity last night lads
Got grounded for staying out late but was worth it
>>29384630
Maybe we need to murder an OUT MP
>>29386971
Yeah, someone needs to drape themselves in an lgbt flag and hack a ukip member to death, that would throw a spanner in the remain campaign.
>>29387031
it wouldn't get much coverage
>>29386454
lying in bed playing cs:go.
It's my day off and I have nothing else to do/look forward to.
Lads I think you should post a picture of your one true love who is also a chinese cartoon character
lads im falling for the /fit/ meme and while i feel better personally it doesnt stop me being a sperg, now im just a sperg who can lift heavier objects, what was the point
>>29387116
Girls will think you're attractive before you open your mouth
>>29387136
hasn't happened yet pal
>>29387116
Girls will find your clumsiness and awkwardness attractive now.
I've fallen for the /fit/ meme too and brought a gym membership recently as well as trackies/ a bike/ and some weights
>>29387098
Sounds like a good plan lad
>>29387150
Need to get bigger arms and shoulders then
>>29387098
I'm on it lad. I need to make something up for this to be an original comment, this should be enough
>>29386806
Thanks, I will investigate these ones throughout the week. I am still pretty new to Glasgow so don't really know it that well
Fucking hell lads, DOOM is pretty fun.
Any of you lads got some comfy yourtube channels you watch?
Im a fan of yahtzee's https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Q4WBqNtMF_2GbIsGjic4A
>>29387650
This guy called David Dean Burkhart, he makes music videos mostly using old films, a lot of it is really comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJB9EMpRlA
Reviewbrah is also top tier comfy, basically an autistic guy who reviews food and drinks, also has a 2-3 hour podcast where he just talks about random stuff, nightwalking, short wave radio, etc
Fuck fathers day
Fuck the vote
Lets talk about Monica
>>29387796
I want to lick Monica's curry hole
>>29387098
Shut the fuck up weeb. I'm electing myself alpha male of this thread. You over feminized faggots are gonna learn the hard way.
>>29387809
t.beta male projection society
>>29387806
Grim image nigii
My grandma had a cerebrovascular accident (CVA) / stroke today
>>29387891
I remember when your grandma gave me a stroke lad ;)
Hope she's okay
>>29387116
Just don't fall for the training legs meme
Lads I've just had an epiphany, we're all going to find happiness soon, I promise
I haven't had sex in over a week because my girlfriend has the flu.
It's a fucking nightmare. Not sure how you lads cope with never having sex.
>>29387995
You can't miss what you've never gotten.
>My life in a nutshell
>>29387922
I fell for it unfortunately, squats every workout.
Should have just been like the curlbro lads I looked down upon at the beginning
Poleaboo woke up about an hour ago
Shaved, showed, now plucking the hair from his hands
>>29387995
I got the worst handjob ever yesterday
How do I get into football?
I'm 24, never had a father figure so it totally went past me for most of my life, probably a big reason why i never became a normie.
>>29388018
le story time!
>>29388009
Yeah you probably have no idea about some of the best feels, like when you achieve something difficult etc.
>>29387995
>>29388009
This, my autist friend just lost his virginity and now he can't stop talking about sex. Before he didn't really give a shit, he would just talk about footy and GOT
laaaaaaaaaaaaaads
Poleaboo is a rank 1 on Hearthstone
5 wins from Legend
Laughing out loud at this leaflet.
The Leave campaign really know who their supporters are - people who are too stupid to even know where the UK is on a map without it being labeled.
>>29388119
>>>/pol/
I can't wait for this shit to be over.
>>29388119
>Muh nasty racist
>>29388029
She just squeezed it to hard I couldn't come and it really hurt plus her fake nails kept catching the head.
Was very awkward
Anyone used adultwork.xxx before? Any good experiences on it?
>>29388178
I stick to local agencies, just so I can drag a few people down with me if I get done. They've got more to lose with crap service as well, girls on adultwork will just change their name.
>>29388197
>>29388178
Prostitution is illegal, evil and a sin
>>29388197
Any good punts from the agencies?
>>29385680
is your dad an edgy fuckboi ?
>>29388230
No its not lad look at the law. You are allowed to pay for sex as long as it isn't in a public place, she is owned by a pimp, only 1 escort at a location, and it is consensual.
>>29388158
Why would I go to /pol/?
Have you ever been there? It's not a political discussion board. It's a place for 19 year old edgy virgins to blame others for their failings, retards trying to rage against the system because no one liked them in high school.
>>29388248
I don't give a DAMN about your smoke and mirrors legal loopholes boy, it IS illegal.
>Petition to cancel the referendum after that MPs murder.
Fucking liberals man.
>>29388281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom
JESUS IS IN MY COCK!!!
>>29388301
fuckin hell go nuts them mate fuck all the whores you want!!!! Might go get some myself m8!
>>29388178
Never rented someone from it. Did find a cousin on there though, messaged her and she refused to let me make a booking.
>>29388344
I've already had 1 on Friday m8. I would avoid Polish and Romanians they are a bit cold compared to English mature women.
OFFICIAL COLLOQUIAL TERMS OF ENDEARMENT POWER RANKINGS
Mate (can be used personally and impersonally, creates a nice friendly tone across the board) >> Lad (good among the right crowd. Can be a social faux pas if in the wrong context) >>> pal (only okay in limited regions with working class white van men) >>>>> buddy (get out of my sight) >>>>>>>> dude (yes. Even if used ironically)
>>29388284
But that's something the Brexiters would do, they know it's a lost cause now so they're buying time
Lads what was the point your life turned to shit?
For me it was when I failed my times tables test in primary school. My dad started taking control of me in a very strong way at that point, and although he was well meaning, ultimately he destroyed any potential I had for happiness and a future as an adult outside the family home.
>>29388418
>>29388418
>>29388418
this feel desu I really need her
>>29388446
Probably when I was 15 and in bed with a girl and kissing her and didn't make the move on her. Regretted it ever since.
>>29388443
im not going to argue with your retardation.
Does anyone have a link to the video of louie? I tried searching my youtube history but I couldn't find it, was the video deleted?
Lads should I get with a 51 year old escort on Friday? I'm 24, apparently she does rimming and BJ's without condom.
>>29388496
>Fell for the escort meme.
>>29388446
Yeah it started when my mother, my siblings and I ran away from my father who was arrested for physical, sexual, domestic abuse and whatnot. My mum is an emotional wreck, and my brother and sister can't help but hate me because I'm the living reminder of my dad (different dad to them) who was such a horrible cunt to them, I was only a baby at the time and he didn't abuse me. My mum loves me but is sort of scared of me so I try 24/7 to be as nice as possible, my grandmother hates me purely because I'm the living proof of her daughter's poor life choices, having a bastard etcetera and the rest of my family are either actively disliking of my family or disinterested in me so I have nobody to get advice from, I'm going away to university this year and I'm so fucking scared my mum is going to do something stupid.
Sorry lads, bit of a vent,
>>29388521
What if you spoke to them and told them to stop treating you based on your father?
>>29388475
Honestly mate if you were in that position at age 15 then you are a turbo normie.
When I was 15 no girl would ever have gotten into bed with me, absolutely no way.
>>29388521
That is shit lad. Sorry to hear you have such a tough family life.
Going away to university is a great opportunity to start living life in your own way. You'll meet loads of people there, and none of them will judge you for someone else's crimes like your family has.
>>29388472
Original reaction gif
>>29388472
Why not get with "her" then post your experience would love to read that shit. I think it would be a mix of disgust and intrigue.
>>29385680
I like this. The repetition of samples has a krautrock feel in places.
>>29388570
Don't know if she's up for it desu
If she is, of course I would
>>29388491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Took me 2 secs, just typed in r9k on youtube
>>29388658
What is this?
Missed the boat here
>>29388658
He needs to go cold turkey from what? Thought the dad was going to kill his mom at one point. The mom is weird as fuck desu.
>>29388491
Why do you insist on spelling it like a fucking retard?
>>29388715
Autist named Louis posted this video on britfeel to show how his dad is a psycho, it spread to the rest of r9k and other boards. Some people took Louis' side, others took his dad's side, as far as I know poor Louis never showed up again because of the shitstorm that ensued.
>>29388658
The dad is right in this situation and the mom is a bitch. He actually cares while the mom is enabling him.
>>29388545
I have, my relationship with them has improved but they live pretty far away. I'm hopeful it'll keep getting better
.>>29388551
Thanks, I'm excited for uni, nervous of course but yeah I'm looking forward to it, cheers for the words of encouragement
>>29388793
Fuck me, I didn't think stuff like that actually existed.
Both the Dad and the kid are wrong here assuming he actually is a shut in who never leaves his room expecting parents to enable him.
Assume the Dad is drunk?
>>29388797
>mom
Like a lot of famililes they both care, they just have a very different way of approaching the situation. The mum cares too much about her little boy so she ends up enabling him, the dad takes the stricter approach and doesn't coddle him, but he also goes too far in telling him to kill himself and that he's a basket case. Then you have Louis who sits there in silence, crying at the end because he feels powerless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
Sad to listen to, not knowing the context beyond this video, both the mum and dad are understandable really. The dad's frustration and sadness is clear, he wants a better life for his kid, his mum wants his happiness. I'm inclined to think that the dad, while not handling it well is correct in that it's a slippery slope and people do stagnate. All depends on the extensiveness and age of Louis. From the dad's comments at the end it seems he's about 14-19 at most.
>>29388979
Think it is his stepdad. If that is true, then he is seriously overstepping his mark in the video if it is real.
Listening to that make me realise I am much more of a normie than I thought.
>>29388379
You missed 'squire' and 'chief'.
>>29388269
Go to /pol/, you're no better.
>Dismissing other peoples opinions.
>Strawman
>Playing on stereotypes as part of a counterargument.
>Making shit up.
Off you go, with the rest of your ilk.
>>29386646
>Mars drink
Absolutely top.
>>29389139
Galaxy milkshake is god tier desu. Tastes like liquid gold.
>Sister has come home from uni and has occupied downstairs so I'm reduced to only leaving my room to go to the toilet
>Living on protein shakes I can make in the bathroom to keep me alive
>>29389116
I'm sorry that you are a thick cunt mate. Must be terrible to be on the same level as immigrants so you're worried about them competing with you for shit jobs and shit housing.
People like me love the EU because it helps us make money. Since you're too thick to make proper money I'm not surprised you want to leave. You're basically no better than a thick immigrant, and I don't care if thick cunts like you are from Birmingham or Bratislava, you're all the same to me. And that's what terrifies you eh?
>>29389209
is she fit, whats her number?
>>29389209
you're afraid of your sister? the fuck.
>>29389224
no and no
>>29389242
i have social anxiety in general and usually i'm always comfortable in the house until she comes home.
>>29383444
fucking hell lads, so hung over today.
got drunk without having any dinner last night
>>29388269
You just described r9k though
>>29388232
Quite a few mate. Check reviews first, you don't want to get a lazy cow.
>>29388730
Sitting in his room all day playing video games and masturbating, contributing nothing to society or his household
>>29388446
>times tables
worthless knowledge
>"You wont always have a calculator with you!"
- maths teachers everywhere who didn't have the foresight to realise phones will eventually become small computers
>>29388269
>It's a place for 19 year old edgy virgins to blame others for their failings,
You seem to be mistaking /pol/ for bernouts
>>29389377
All he knows is to sit in his room all day, it's hard to get yourself to do something different
>>29389273
>brit/lgbt/
>not brit/fag/
Disappointing
>>29389389
Even the first mobile phone I had 19 years ago had a calculator in it.
>>29389415
>fag
foy
>>29389372
Do you do anything to get rid of nerves beforehand like get a drink or two? Or do you get more relaxed the more times you do it?
>>29389459
I don't get nervous any more. I don't think drinking before doing something illegal is a good idea desu.
>>29389459
I have banged over 500 brassers by now mate. My nervous days are over.
>>29389591
Over 500? Fuck off mate, how could you possibly have done that?
>>29389591
Jesus mate. Assuming it costs at least 50, that's 5000 quid out the window
>>29389627
25k m8.
Any stories of the best punt you have ever had? Like hearing this shit desu.
>>29389610
I'm a bit older than most people here, I'm 52. For the past 20 years I've been going to a brass every 2 weeks without fail. It's the main thing that keeps me sane. I live in London so it's been no problem to go to a different one every time. New girls pop up every day, and I've had the pleasure of being a girl's first punter a few times.
>>29389627
I'm down a lot more than that. Now that I'm flush I usually pay for 2 hours, I'd estimate that on average that costs 250 these days. Used to be cheaper.
20 years ago you could get an hour for 50 quid. But it's been 100 quid minimum for a long time.
>>29389659
5 quid a pop?
>>29389679
Nah he said assuming it costs 50 per each one and he has had 500
500 X 50 = 25k not 5k kek.
I went out for drinks with work colleagues last night, the bar had cocktails for 2 for 10 quid. Fine. We all bought our share, many drinks were had. Last drink of the night and the woman I sit opposite to at work, Alison, asked if I wanted a drink. Sure I'd love one, no problem. So we leave, and as we're walking to the taxi place, she says I owe her a fiver for the drink. I think she's joking and laugh it off. Today my boss texted me to say please can you bring in the 5 on Monday because Alison is pissed off. I guess technically I owe her the money but it seems petty to me. If the situation was reversed I'd never ask for the money back, and I earn less that she does! But whatever, it's properly fucked me off. I'm tempted just to stick a 50 note to her desk on Monday and tell her we're settled for life. Am I wrong to be so irritated by this?
>>29389728
I misread it as 5000 escorts
>>29389760
just give it to her in a bag of 20p coins or summat
>>29389659
Best punt I ever had was with a little chinese girl, she must have been 18 or 19, no older. And, to be honest, she could have been younger.
Got her from a little brothel on Brewer Street run by a Chinese gang. It's not there anymore, this was 2001, and things have tightened up in Soho. Not many brothels there at all anymore.
Anyway, she was on her knees giving me a blowjob and I spunked in her mouth. Instinctively I grabbed her long chinky hair and wiped the end of my cock with it. She was so submissive that she let me wipe my cock clean with her hair. It's the first time I ever really felt powerful, like I was above another person. I loved it.
That's the feeling I chase when I visit a brass. Yes it's good to fuck every now and then, but it's the power and degradation that I love the most. Has to be the real thing too, no stupid BDSM games.
>>29389805
>Best punt I ever had was with a little chinese girl, she must have been 18 or 19, no older. And, to be honest, she could have been younger.
>Got her from a little brothel on Brewer Street run by a Chinese gang.
Congrats, you raped a possibly underage slave.
You must be so proud.
>>29389760
What kind of shit job do you have where you can go for work drinks and the company doesn't pick up the tab?
>>29385247
>There is no way that wasn't a deliberate move.
probably because it was her birthday
>>29389840
>her birthday is right before the vote
>she died a week before her birthday
It's like the Jews groomed her from birth for this.
>>29389760
Seems a bit of a shit part on her part. Did you guys buy in rounds? If she bought 2 rounds when everyone else only bought 1 then it's not so bad. But a man would never expect to get the money back, it is my of an honour thing and women have no honour.
>>29389805
Mate just because you paid her doesn't mean you have to treat her like a piece of shit, poor girl was probably trafficked in and was scared shitless of being beaten or killed by her pimp if she didn't let you do what you want
You should feel bad
>>29389728
Oh shit. I'm retarded with numbers
>>29389760
Just give her the fiver with a smile and make a mental note that she's a petty cunt. Never do her the slightest favour again.
She's an idiot. Good will from a colleague is worth a lot more than five quid usually, and she's just sold yours for a tiny price. But don't do anything mental with a fifty or anything, you don't want to give her a story to tell that will make you look crazy. Just hand her the fiver with a big smile.
>>29389822
>>29389881
I do what feels good to me, no matter the cost to other people. I always will.
I don't care if she's dead now.
>>29389934
coooool man
>>29389934
Wow you're so impressive. Tell me more about what a rebel you are. Do you play by anyone's rules but your own, even the mods here on 4chan?
>>29390070
I'm sorry that I'm not a cuck like you.
You'd probably pay that chinky and then get a big nigger in and watch them fuck, right cucky?
>>29389934
>le sociopath man
>>29390107
He says nigger as well lads, what a badass.
>>29389934
>I do what feels good to me, no matter the cost to other people. I always will.
only when they're weaker than you i bet
>>29389934
And this is why you're 52 years old, alone and posting on 4chan
You're a literal failure
>>29390107
And then you start throwing out buzz word memes,what a joke of a human
>>29390162
>>29390150
>>29390124
Hahaha oh wow you're all scared of a REAL man who takes what he wants and doesn't take no for an answer. You all wish you were half the MAN I am.
>>29390184
I probably am half the man you are, you fat old rapist
>>29390162
So by the time you are 52 years old you'll be a big success and too amazing to post on 4chan, right?
Haha. You've got a lot to learn. My life is your future..
mam said there's no dinner tonight lads
might order up a curreh
>>29390191
Let me tell you something kid, this is the problem with you millenials. I grew up in the 1990s and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN was my idol. We had real idols when I was growing up. He taught me you need to take what you want, do what you want when you want and don't care about other people.
Maybe you could enjoy life instead of sat here being depressed if you had a proper role model .Not soft millennial feminists like yourself.
still trying to get the image of pakipoo in a dress out of my head. fffs disturbing images
>>29390224
What sort of curry you going for m8?
>>29390238
Agreed. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a huge proponent of wiping off your cock on the hooker's hair after you've spunked in her mouth.
>>29390238
>52 year old chav idolising 1990's stone cold
>>29390251
dunno m8 they all taste the same to me
probably the cheapest one
i know this is all just bait but if someone grows up in the 90s they're a millenial
>>29390242
This made me kek.
So I have a question for the foreveralone types why have you never considered an escort? I was a 24 yo Virgin and tried it out on friday and it was pretty fun.
I just want to know the reasoning and whether or not I have fucked up.
>>29390238
>52
>grew up in the 90's
Wow, you really are mentally challenged
>>29390309
I would imagine the thought of paying a woman to fuck you is quite intimidating if you're too afraid to even talk to one.
>>29390362
Whores aren't people, they're objects. Use and discard.
>>29390283
>they all taste the same to me
You're going to a really shit curry house. Not got anywhere better near you?
http://ind.pn/265nybn
This article angers me
>>29390317
Can you not do maths, kid? Is that not on your curriculum at school? Too busy learning about 'multiculture'.
1990 was 26 years ago. I was 26.
WHAT
>>29383756
Card and a few books
>the better days
>>29390401
This is the Eddie Jordan who knows so much about cars that he couldn't figure out how to use the off-road button when off-road, even after Matt Le Blanc (an actor) told him where it was?
Opinion: considered and discarded as it comes from a mong
>>29385321
Talk like this makes me want to leave desu, would love to watch the country crumble
>>29390396
i reckon i just have shit taste buds
every curry i've ever had everywhere has tasted the same to me but pleasant enough
>>29390412
>counts 20+ as growing up
>idolising a celebrity past the age of 14
>a fully grown man who play fights for a living at that
Haha holy fuck
who britf/a/g here?
>>29390480
Listen, I was a late bloomer. I didn't class myself as fully grown up until I started going to brasses around the age of 30.
>>29390480
I am always growing up I am forever young unlike cucks like you, I have had sex with over 500 women all you have had sex with is your hand kid so watch your mouth because if you speak to me like that outside of the internet I will show you just how little I care about how you feel.
>>29390514
You mean you didn't class yourself as grown up until you bought the loss of your virginity from some terrified used up girl who hated every second you were near her?
Actually starting to feel sort of sorry for you now
>>29390514
You think that's funny kid? You think that's clever? I will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you try to imitate me again. Then we'll see how clever you are.
>>29390497
umaru a shit
a shit
>>29390569
Sorry mate I won't impersonate you again
IF YOU WANT TO FUCK CHINESE SEX SLAVES GIMME A HELL YEA
>>29390497
/me/ desu desu desu desu desu original commentu
>>29390569
alrite grandad calm down you'll have stroke
SIP OF BEER FOR THE RAPIN' MAN
haha this thread is so wonky
what's up with sundays? are you all high or something?
>>29390497
Not really any more, but I still like some stuff.
>>29390582
embrace the meme
>outdoors umaru is a literal goddess
Meh you all think you are big men and clevermaking fun of a 52 year old man but at least I am not a virgin and you all are. You are little boys I am a real man.
Hey Fags. here from Brit/pol/ just here to tell you cunts to vote leave, cheerio.
>>29390694
AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST MEMED YOUR ASS
>>29390712
Of course we're voting leave mate, we're not SJWs. Just autistic.
>>29390712
>implying I wasn't going to vote leave anyway
>>29390712
Loud and clear
Will Do
>52 year old cunt posting like he's some kind of bob hoskins gangster on a cambodian basket weaving forum
>he's really just mad he wasted his life and no one ever cared or loved him in his entire life
>>29390712
>implying our userbase isn't the same as brit/pol/
>>29390712
>>29390735
>>29390739
>>29390741
These kiddos thinking their votes make any difference, KEK
The vote is already decided after what happened with Jo, can't wait til the 23rd so you cucks can finally give it a rest.
>>29387098
I don't remember anything that happened last night. No hangover though which is a plus.
>>29390787
AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS WE'RE STAYING IN THE EU, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU KIDS CAN DO ABOUT IT, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>>29390694
You're on 4chan bragging to people you claim to be virgins that you've spent 25k on shagging escorts.
You're not the winner here
>>29390787
tbqfhwyf, I think remain will win purely because their campaign is scaremongering the normies, along with the Jo Cox meme magic that the leftist shills will manipulate to high hell.
My peers' political education is that low they will vote remain because they fear change.
It's rigged. But I'm making my voice heard. Maybe
Lads, my mum arranged for us to meet up with my childhood best friend. Thing is I haven't seen him in around 8 years. He's probably a completely different person by now and I don't even know what I will talk about. Feeling very nervous tbqh ;_;
Anyone been in a similar situation? Not going is not an option either
Can any of you lads recommend me a good asmr vid? Need like a tapping one while doing work.
>>29388893
She was being evil. Now I see why he acts like a narcissist because of her. REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29391188
I've been in almost the same exact situation, depends how long ago it was you last were in touch. My meeting was a bit awkward but pretty pleasant, we weren't friend material anymore though.
>>29391188
The same thing happened to me once, but it was longer than 8 years. More like 13 years.
It wasn't an arranged meeting, I just bumped into him at a pub. He was sound as fuck, you could tell he was quite similar to how he was as a kid. Same sense of humour. If I didn't live far away I would have met up with him again.
Most likely it'll be fine.
>>29390861
You are fucking retarded, what other that immigration has leave actually said anything about, nothing.
Yeah your voice is being heard but ignored because people think you are a racist cunt.
I hope you die of rectal cancer and your children are raped by these hundreds of thousands immigrants.
>>29390435
>history will repeat itself
>>29391188
I met up with my childhood best friend once, but it was a lot longer than 8 years. We hadn't seen each other for 40 fucking years mate.
It was good. We met up, went to a brass, had a couple of goes each, then went back to mine to watch wrestling (royal rumble 2011)
>>29391464
>implying I'll ever get laid
jog on son
>>29391464
They mentioned a lot of things:
>Stupid laws which the UK shouldn't have to deal with
>EU countries fishing our waters and British fisherman having to put fish back since there is a quota which other nations are hitting first.
>The amount of money we are handing them.
>The fact they want us to be one big state in the future.
>Immigration that is out of control
etc.
If you vote Remain you are literally a normie and should get off this board.
>>29391621
I'm voting remain
oceee
>>29391515
But were the prozziespossibly underageAsian qts?
>>29391535
>Stupid laws which the UK shouldn't have to deal with
Name them, why are they stupid?
>EU countries fishing our waters and British fisherman having to put fish back since there is a quota which other nations are hitting first.
We made fuck all from fishing in the first place, the EU economy was based on raw materials and manufacturing, then shifted to specialised industry and services.
>The amount of money we are handing them.
Even if we leave if we still want to trade with the EU we still have to pay the same amount to trade.
>The fact they want us to be one big state in the future.
A proposed European army is not a nation state.
>Immigration that is out of control
I said other than Immigration, but okay I'll bite, the Immigrants are outside the EU and France has pretty much said they wont try and stop anyone at ports or the tunnel if we leave, so how is leaving going to stop them coming?
>TL;DR You are still a retard
>>29391678
Something has changed in the last 10-15 years in London, and there are very few chinky brasses. Probably because there are more jobs for them in chink land.
>tfw Scotfag voting remain
>>29391667
IS that Kate Middleton
>>29391742
How about losing national identity and culture until the point we're a fractured nation. Immigration effects everything NHS won't be viable if all these johnny foreigners keep coming lad. Wages are being driven down and jobs are getting more scarce. More on job seekers driving free money down as well.
If you want to cuck our nation then fine but go fuck off to one of your lefty sub reddits.
>>29391742
>Pay to trade
Lmao cuck, how much does America or China pay to trade with the eu?
>>29391824
no, looks nout like her
>>29391836
Fuck off with your NHS won't function shit. The NHS is absolutely, positively fucked already. Horrendous structure, piss poor organisation and won't be around much longer regardless. It's unmanageable, the word's top economists, government and business strategists have failed to improve it. The NHS is too big, health is too large an issue to have a nationwide service in its current state - and that's not due to immigration this due to standard population growth. The NHS can fuck off in its current state and so can anyone who supports it.
>>29391836
>How about losing national identity and culture
it was shite anyway, pretty much only BNP fans like that shit
>>29391821
Pepeblowsjunckerscock.jpg
Fucking weebs
Poleaboo has found his target
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36560792
can you believe it was 4 years ago when kate middletons topless pics got posted?
I remember the article where Cheryl cole said she had an amazing pair of boobs and I was like what, where?
>>29391863
>About 180 billion euros
Also how is me liking watching a BBC ram my wife anything to do with this?
>>29392005
Do it quick mate. Their business will be booming and it will give us the OUT vote.
>>29392069
>Also how is me liking watching a BBC ram my wife anything to do with this?
Because only SJW nu-males want to vote to stay in due to some delusion that not wanting to be in the EU is a far right agenda.
>>29391836
>losing national identity and culture
Are you even aware of British history, we are the bastard child of Europe culturally and nationally.
We kept the shit we liked from them but ignored what we didn't.
>>29392005
kek
mootblox
tfw drinking ice cold manga juice
>stopped taking my ulcerative colitis meds for a day because they make my heart feel like it's being crushed
>immediately start shitting blood again
>just sitting in my room minding my own business
>feel the urge to fart and let her rip
>suddenly warm wet feeling in my pants and not the pleasurable gassy relief of a fart
>take my pants off
>big clot of mucus and blood in my boxers
back to crushing feeling in my heart i guess ffs
>>29392179
British national identity is shit. Morris dancing and poor quality, bland food. Who gives a fuck about that? Faster we lose it the better.
>>29392174
You seem to be overthinking this I like it because it turns me on.
>>29392254
Can't that shit (see my pun) kill you? Heard Ulcerative colitis is fucking bad.
>>29392276
you need to get the fuck out.
Didn't poleaboo say there was going to be some fruition to his plans that he would show us all/tell us about at the start of june? I swear i remember him saying something like that, has there actually been anything?
>>29392333
Eating too much shit quality, expensive food has made you angry my friend, why don't you have something decent?
Oh that's right, you live in Britain, where the shit quality stuff costs more than the good stuff does on the continent. And the good stuff is incredibly expensive.
Britain is the only country in western europe where a decent meal is a luxury.
That's your national identity.
>>29392387
Yeah he ordered hormones online. He's going full tranny.
>>29392440
Not sure how that'll get revenge on the girl he filmed (what i assumed the plan was all about). Is he planning to become a prettier girl than her to spite her?
>>29392408
Why don't you move then you whiny little shit. Go be with the little Frenchies or Germans, we don't need any faggots who hate their own country desu. Britain is one of the most influential countries in the world when it comes to entertainment, music, authors, culture, and national landmarks.
>>29392502
>Britain is one of the most influential countries in the world when it comes to entertainment, music, authors, culture, and national landmarks.
dem influential landmarks.........
>>29392502
>Why don't you move then you whiny little shit.
According to him, he did and is posting from a cafe in France or some shit
>>29392502
>Why don't you move then you whiny little shit.
Already have mate. And my quality of life is so much better, and I am saving much more money. It's great. I recommend that everyone leave the UK who can, it's a sinking ship.
>>29392541
Posting from my massive, cheap flat, right in the middle of town in Germany.
>>29392569
Shame I don't speak German or Turkish innit
>>29392590
German is easy as fuck to learn.
In any case, 90% of young people speak English, at least where I am.
Poleaboo is gonna jot down a few more jobs in his work search diary
Signing on tomorrow
>>29392627
I am disgusted that you get government money to waste on fetish shit. That money is supposed to go to people who need it to live, not people who have six grand in their bank account.
>>29392662
>fetish shit
being trans isn't a fetish, I spend it on the pills I need, laser and clothing
>>29392627
Please address this >>29392387
>>29384630
>We need a miracle to win now.
Muzzers might muzz again, been a whole week now.
>>29392708
oh, that
Just accessed her facebook (did it in May instead since I couldn't wait)
Thought I could get some closure, some evidence and I like reading people talking about me
Do you want a summary of findings?
>>29392697
It is a fetish. You are an autogynephile.
Looking for some new hobbies my current ones are
anime
comics
building electronics
>>29392761
AGP is a meme
>>29392747
>Do you want a summary of findings?
Yeah why not, go for it
>>29392778
Replace comics with actual books, start reading some literature. I can recommend some based on what you're looking for
Anime is fine, you could expand to tv shows, Sopranos, The Wire, Twin Peaks, etc.
Building electronics sounds nice, quite niche.
Apart from that you could start an instrument if you;re into music, or pick up a sport or start exercising.
>>29391896
You sound like a blue blood tory. The NHS was working fine until they decided to cut it off at the knees.
Now they claim it's inefficient and broken
How do you make friends?
I'm so lonely.
>>29392778
TELL ME ABOUT BUILDING ELECTRONICS
HOW DO I START
>>29392821
it was a while ago
>The friend who took me to a strip club/gambling and smoked weed with me actually hated me
>He was bad mouthing me to the Polish girl
>Only hung out with me because he was a headcase too and was worried I'd commit suicide
>Polish Chad was also a Judas
>Polish girl linked 20+ people to the blog from friends to work colleagues to mere acquaintances
>She loved the attention
>Only one girl seems to show any significant sympathy for me
>Polish girls bf was a little sympathetic towards me at first
>Those paki girls were ruthless, literally stalking this place and seemingly 420chan for any posts possibly made by me
>When describing my appearance the Polish girl referred to me as a Paki once
>However she corrected the other Polish girl when she thought I was an Arab, also mentioned I was born in the UK
>The conversation between the two Polish girls was shit
>Both became quite cruel
>>29392954
Manchester?
Anyone want to be a secretary in the House of Lords? Deadline is today.
https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/index.cgi?SID=cGFnZWNsYXNzPUpvYnMmb3duZXI9NTA3MDAwMCZjc291cmNlPWNzcXNlYXJjaCZ1c2Vyc2VhcmNoY29udGV4dD0yMTA5NTIyMiZwYWdlYWN0aW9uPXZpZXd2YWNieWpvYmxpc3Qmam9ibGlzdF92aWV3X3ZhYz0xNDk1MjIxJm93bmVydHlwZT1mYWlyJnNlYXJjaF9zbGljZV9jdXJyZW50PTEmcmVxc2lnPTE0NjYzNTc0NDAtMTY4MTI5OGNhOGI5MjU4MTNmNDE0ODUzYWJjMmNmMGIyYTAxOGRjZA==
ay lads, what happened to the britfeel steam chat?
>>29392983
you're going down you paki
>>29392569
>Moving to Germany
>not moving to Portugal
pleb
wowm we're literally colonising 4chan
how long has this general existed?
>>29393371
A while. Which board did you come from stranger?
>>29393032
It was abandoned, some of them moved elsewhere.
>>29393410
from /lgbrit/
>>29393371
since like November of 2014 or early 2015
I think
>>29393437
Then you're an offshoot of us.
>>29393450
No, they're an offshoot of /brit/.
>>29393410
I came from int, saw this post and thought I'd see
>>>/int/61000506
>>29393450
>>29393457
/lgbrit/ is run by /britpol/ just like /britfeel/
>>29393437
Great another faggot
>Leading a 24 hour race for most of it
>Car dies with 5 minutes to go
>Fail to even finish
I still can't fucking believe it.
>>29392922
I'm really not, I'm working class, I'm just one of the few who doesn't blindly pretend the NHS is some sort of gold standard. In concept it's great, but it's too big, our population is too big and now a general health service isn't manageable. It's people who wear rose tinted glasses 24/7 that make the left look like mongs. We have to be realistic and cut the bad fruit from the tree, things shouldn't be put on pedestals when they're dragging others down.
>>29392983
>manchester
o shit whaddup
>>29393437
The fuck is that? Britfeel for thebgay community?
>haven't measured dick in 2 years
>wank under my underwear anyway so I don't see my dick too often when it's hard
>randomly decide to measure dick today
>7" / 5"
>thought I was 4 inches for the longest time
feels good man
>>29393835
>haha, it turns out I was a normie all along lmao
Who /remain/ here?
>>29393858
>tfw 6 inch circumference
>>29393707
That's Pakiboo lmao. He'd probably be fun to be around, I think he's misunderstood in many ways here, too many people take what he says at face value.
That said he is definitely not trustworthy as a friend
>>29392978
pick something you want to make then google how to start here:
http://www.instructables.com/
unless you're syrian
>>29393872
Fucking hell he drew the short straw in the genetic lottery
>>29394106
good luck finding them to deport
>>29394106
Maybe because they're going through civil war and their homes are being blown up you inconsiderate fucking prick...
Do you even understand the concept of asylum seeking? It's not "Boo hoo I'm poor"
These people are in genuine need of help
>>29391896
>and that's not due to immigration this due to standard population growth.
B-but the Remainers told me we need EU immigration or else our population will shrink.
>>29394236
So why don't they stop in the FIRST safe country they land in instead of travelling thousands of miles to come here
Fuck off cuck they're leeches
B8/10
>>29394236
>all of the mass wave of migrants are asylum seekers
>Southern European countries aren't safe from the Syrian civil war
>>29394106
>He genuinly thinks they will willing give themselves up to be deported once the 6 months come
>>29394236
>>Maybe because they're going through civil war and their homes are being blown up you inconsiderate fucking prick...
>Implying most of the thousands who have come into Europe are from Syria
>Implying they are still asylum seekers if they are not willing to settle in the first safe country and not the country which suites them best
2/10. Here's you (You), and a fuck you to go with it.
Poleaboo actually applied to several jobs
Might get one
>>29394236
Good post
>>29394426
Great argument
>>29394349
>>29394340
Do even watch the news, retards?
Why would they stay in those disgusting camps?
>>29394530
>Why would they stay in those disgusting camps?
Because their houses got blown up in a civil war...?
>>29394498
Great bait, daddys little whipping boy
also how many years do you reckon will sent down for btw?
>>29394530
they're dirty sand nigger, a dirty camp is the best they deserve
>>29394530
Why would they burn tents given to them to help combat the elements and raise their living conditions ever so slightly?
Beggers can't be choosers mate
>>29394594
Beggars SHOULDN'T be choosers. Quite often they are though
>>29393835
same tbqh, feels good lad
>>29394583
I'd like to see the state of you. Post a time stamped photo. I doubt you're better than any nigger.
>>29395290
I'd like to see the state of you too
I reckon you're a manlet nu-male cucklord
What is everyone up to tonight?
I'm thinking it might be a night for some Midsomer Murders, wine, and general comfyness.
>>29395395
just watching some anime in bed
>>29395333
Nope, pretty average.
Go for it then, let's see you. If you're happy to make statements like that then you must have plenty to brag about.
>>29395395
watching robot chicken
>>29395395
Are you a middle aged woman?
For me it's Twin Peaks comfiness, hopefully an early night so I can get my sleep back on track and not waste half my day.
>>29395424
why would I do something that a nigger lover told me too
I mean who do you think you are that you can just demand for a person to post there photo without you going first
pretty niggerish form if you ask me
>>29395514
I see, you're a piece of shit who is ashamed of himself.
Makes sense.
Carry on mate, carry on.
>>29395550
I don't see your photo and this was you idea so until you post it, I don't see much point of continuing
>>29395591
The idea wasn't
>Let's both post photos and compare them
You can go to /soc/ for that.
The idea was
>Let's see if this guy is actually better than the people he is looking down on
Since you haven't backed it up, I am going to have to conclude that you aren't better than anyone and that you are rightly ashamed of yourself.
This video explains why we need to LEAVE the undemocratic bureaucratic EU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDI-PCDL2G4
>>29395639
so I am able to post on any random persons post and call them out, while demanding they post a picture otherwise their argument is invalid?
also I disagree with what you're saying post a picture to prove you're not a piece of shit or you're just as bad as the nigger lover
>>29395759
If someone is claiming to be superior to a huge group of people, he should be expected to prove it somehow.
You refuse to prove it so I am assuming you are probably inferior than everyone in those camps.
Must be shit, I can see why you are angry.
>>29395826
>>29395514 (You)
I see, you're a piece of shit who is ashamed of himself.
Makes sense.
Carry on mate, carry on.
ocococ
>>29395856
You clearly aren't very bright, are you? I suppose you don't need to post a picture to show you are inferior to the people in those camps. You already proved it by being so thick.
Enjoy your shit life mate. I hope it makes you feel a little bit better to look down on people who are actually far superior to you.
>>29395949
let's see you. If you're happy to make statements like that then you must have plenty to brag about
Update on my country loli girlfriend.
Bitch fell off some horse today and had to go hospital. Gonna be bed bound for a week or two. Kinda realized how much I do like her. It's annoying because today she was going to give me a 'surprise'. I gave my hoody to one of her friends to give her just so she can sleep with it etc. She loved that.
>>29394236
>we need to flee war
>shall we stop in the balkans? nah
>shall we stop in austria? nah
>shall we stop in germany? nah
>shall we stop in france? nah
>p-please let us in to the UK...
sink their ships, let them drown in the Med
>>29395981
Do you really just parrot what you hear other people say? Haha you thick cunt.
>>29396119
You refuse to prove it so I am assuming you are probably inferior than everyone in those camps.
Must be shit, I can see why you are angry.
>>29396015
The surprise would have got you jailed mate. This is for the best.
>a week or two
Kids change their mind every minute let alone every week. Don't expect her still to like you when she has recovered.
>>29394530
Why stay in disgusting camps when you get a free house and bennies in Germany?
>>29396143
I suppose my words must have really hurt you. You must think they are very powerful, since you are trying to use them against me.
Poor baby.
>>29396164
I suppose my words must have really hurt you. You must think they are very powerful, since you are trying to use them against me.
poor nigger lover
>>29396187
Wait a minute, you are the guy who has autism right? Haha, I know your writing style, you're too stupid to write properly and use a shift key.
What's up, autismo? Haha I knew you were inferior, you have medically diagnosed autism! Sub-human, genetically worthless spastic.
>>29396110
Not to mention turkey a country with similar culture due to being muzzies and having a better quality of life than syria probably did before the war.
Probably going to get evicted on Friday lads. My dad hasn't been paying the rent even though I've been giving him money for it.
>>29396187
Wait a minute, you are the guy who has nigger loving right? Haha, I know your writing style, you're too stupid to write properly and use a shift key.
What's up, nigger lover? Haha I knew you were inferior, you have medically diagnosed nigger loving! Sub-human, genetically worthless spastic.
>>29396257
>ot to mention turkey a country with similar culture due to being muzzies and having a better quality of life than syria probably did before the war.
>>29396261
Fucks sake lad, what's your plan?
You know they legally need to give you 30 days notice before you get evicted, right? Or did they give your dad the notice ages ago?
>>29396307
What part of that statement rustles your jimjams?
>>29396239
I'd wager that yes, the lad has autism.
>>29393707
So do you want to meetup? Watcha movie a loiter around the city?
>>29396342
This is pakipoos way of destroying britfeel by posting fedora pictures if someone mentions shitskins
>>29396354
I'm not this guy >>29392954 btw, just replied because I saw manchester kek
>>29396354
Absolutely lad, I'd love to meet up. Can you be Monica though? Let's make it a date.
>>29396145
Why are you replying to him as if any of that happened? It's just some pedo fantasy, not even entertaining anymore
>>29396408
I'm not ready for that but I do definitely want to meetup with fellow posters while presenting as female
Maybe August
>>29396307
>>ot to mention turkey a country with similar culture due to being muzzies and having a better quality of life than syria probably did before the war.
;4)
>>29396462
I could believe it's real
>>29396463
I might find a sissy gurlfriend before then though.
>>29396145
nah, she's completely in love with me.
>>29396462
I think you're just jealous you have no qt waifu to call your own.
>>29396541
You know what's better than a sissy gf?
TWO sissy gfs
Though I'm not a sissy, I'm trans female
i am nothing more than a 30 year old 'zero'; a failure of a man
>>29396575
>nah, she's completely in love with me.
Haha she doesn't know what love is mate. She was "in love" with some boyband tosser last month, now it's you, next month it'll be Chris Reynolds from year 10.
Mark my words.
>>29396620
Yeah? Never achieved anything? Really?
>>29396620
Not too late to transition
or if you're not up for that, you've got a date with Monica to look forward to
Hey guys remember when I won that argument against that nigger lover by reposting
>>29396664
You just proved what he was saying, that you have autism.
>>29396670
You just proved what he was saying, that you have nigger loving
>>29396622
lol most girls have those little 'love' things. I am her first kiss bro, you don't know how strong of an attachment that gets you. It's the reason I wouldn't touch any girl who's been with more than 3 people, because she wouldn't love you as strongly as she did if you were her first.
Don't worry man, we'll see what happens in two weeks, but I can make a guess, she will be all over me kissing me saying how much she missed me.
>>29396332
Letter literally got delivered yesterday and my dad told me this morning. My nan said I could stay at hers if it came to that but she will try and stop it, she should know a bit about it s she has a small property empire.
>>29396704
And how old is this girl anon if your her first kiss?
am i autistic if i feel patronised every time someone calls me 'dude' or 'buddy'
buddy especially desu
>>29396788
Protip: never ever move to the US
>>29396805
i dont mind yanks calling me it
just when people from the UK say them
>>29396756
Yeah you should have 30 days for sure. They can't throw you out before then. I am sure your nan will help get you an extra few weeks at least.
Anyone else got their university results yet?
Getting mine tomorrow, on the edge of a 2:1/ 2:2, met a drunk professor in town a couple of days ago and he told me I had what I needed.
>>29396821
i used to say dude a lot, sometimes still do without noticing but after growing out of Americanised cultures like skate punk and the like i see why it's so annoying now tbqh lad
>>29396825
I'm not worried about being on the streets in the short term anymore as she will take me in. I'm just really worried about my dad and my little sister as she categorically said she would only help me. Thanks for giving me someone to talk to about this m8.
>>29396921
No worries man, I have faced eviction before and I know how terrible it is.
Just had a wank to star trek, I've hit a new low.
>>29396844
Do you mean final year results? I finished 2nd year but I'm not even going to bother to calculate my grade, it's definitely shit.
What's some good anime on netflix?
>>29397083
Space Dandy mate
>>29397065
which star trek
>>29396844
>You have what you need
He meant a 2:2 is all you need because you'll always be a mediocrity anyway.
>>29397110
The next generation, rubbed it out to counselor troi
>>29388119
Get fucked you spastic
>>29396844
>>29397070
>tfw dropped out 3rd year
>>29396844
should get mine next week
>>29397216
That's rough lad. What were you studying and why did you drop out that late?
A2 exams tomorrow and next two weeks, wish me luck lads
>>29397070
Yeah final year, gonna do a masters next year hopefully
>>29397121
Nah, I told him I needed a 61 in my dissertation for a 2:1 and that's when he said it, no need to get salty m8
>>29397374
I was doing CS. I dropped out becuz depression and shit, it took that long because I could coast for almost 3 years doing nothing on my 'smurt but lazy'
>having copious white privilege and still failing at life
lmaoing at you guys tbqh
MAH NAME IS ALEX HANTAH
U DON'T NO ME
BUT I'M TELLIN YA
U WILL
I usually get woken up around 02:30 in the morning by these loud mouthed, ignorant, arrogant, drunk, so called well educated individuals, as they return back from their drinking sessions. They may be well educated, however they cannot differentiate between what is and what isn't recyclable rubbish and pile everything into the green bin until the lid cannot be closed. The bin men then refuse to empty it so it's left on the pavement for the foreseeable future because the students haven't got the common sense to move it and sort it out. Then the next night the next group of drunken idiots (sorry, students) comes along at 02:30 and decides that it'd be fun to kick 7 bells out of the overflowing green bin spewing rubbish all over the street. If this is the future work force of Great Britain then we have got problems. Wait until 03:30 in the morning before starting to dig up the road and see how they like it. If you hadn't already guessed, I absolutely hate students with a passion. Maybe one day, when they have to get up in the morning and do a full days work they will understand why.
>>29397691
because
>white privilege
isn't a real thing
>>29397482
Stop posting that ugly whore everywhere
also, I've literally just realised that I had no other feeling about the woman who got shot other than annoyed she and hindered a campaign, no consideration about her as a human or to those around her.
I really am shut off emotionally
pay 30 quid for game
cant play it
>>29397691
I'm an attractive, straight white male and I'm failing at life.
It's a shame I came out a bit retarded, otherwise my life would have been set.
>>29397792
what game?
cocococ
>>29397753
I wish it was. Then I would have something going for me.
>>29397691
white privilege is not a thing
>>>/tumblr/
>>29397691
>He doesn't know about normie privalage
lol get a load of this normie pals
So I'm going to the GP in a few days.
I've already been diagnosed with ADD, how do I get him to give me attention drugs?
Like, can I just say that my life since high-school has been a fucking trainwreck so I want to try 'em, or what?
Will there always be a clearing delay, or can I walk right out of there with a prescription the same day?
I want to focus NOW.
>>29397886
you can buy attention drugs online
>>29397824
syntax error
every time
>>29397898
dunno, that seems pretty dodgy.
especially when i've got a medical condition that almost certainly means i can get them legitimately if i know how.
>>29397886
You can't be diagnosed with ADD as an adult and you will probably not be prescribed drugs as an adult.
You will be offered SSRIs instead
>>29397937
>add
>medical condition
lol
just buy some modafinil and be done with it
>>29397774
>Posted two pictures
>Everywhere
>>29397959
More girls like this please. This is what /britfeel/ is about, oriental chicks.
>>29397952
I've already got a diagnosis from childhood. Why the fuck wouldn't they give me drugs when I've got a bloody focus problem?
I already had SSRIs for depression, they're CBT in pill form: a useless fucking meme.
>>29397957
hey, if the NHS calls it a medical condition who am I to argue?
where to get morphine other than the deep web?
>>29398001
If they didn't give you the drugs as a kid they won't now.
A GP certainly can't subscribe them and you will need to wait a long time to see an actual psychiatrist
>>29398111
They didn't give me drugs because my parents flat out refused, not because it wasn't warranted.
Bit insulted that a GP can give you SSRIs, but not drugs that actually do anything desu.
>>29398109
hospitals
>>29398132
>Bit insulted that a GP can give you SSRIs, but not drugs that actually do anything desu.
You and me both
Poleaboo enjoys cross dressing a little to much
Gets a sex change
Starts his own website, cam services and that.
Gets really popular, makes loads of money.
His dad finds out, is disgusted at first but then realises this means his son will finally move out
Poleaboo decides it would be to much fuss
His dad reees and kills himself
Poleaboo carieers on getting famous, becomes a female porn star.
Begins to do modeling, acting, and body doubling for insecure actresses.
10 years pass by, poleaboo is now living in a mansion.
Checks if r9k is still there, it is.
See /britfeel/ with 400 posts and one poster, nigii.
Poleaboo decides to post
>Haha it was just a prank guys, I hate dressing up as a girl. I got you!
reposting
Thread is about to die. New thread soon.
>>29398379
no point, theres 3 of us here
>>29396844
I got my second year results last week, ended up with much better grades than I was expecting.
It is bad in a way, because I hardly went to any lectures and skipped a few tutorials so I could stay in drinking most nights so I was expecting at least a resit or 2.
Did the same last year and told myself I would pull my finger out this year, which didn't happen.
I am in no way trying to suggest I am some sort of genius, I did a couple of days revision at the most for my exams and accounting is fairly easy to predict as there are only a few things they can ask you about as the questions are long.
3rd year is when honours begins and grades really matter, so I really need to stop fucking about.
>Xbone now has mods for fallout
>Go check them out and download a few
>Virtual gf and boob slider mods everywhere
>>29398455
are porn mods even allowed on console?
>>29398519
I'd be surprised of they are but I haven't really looked
Lots of "busty character models" and "sexy lingerie female only" mods though
So it wouldn't surprise me if a few made it through the filter
>>29398455
I really couldn't get in to Fallout 4 at all, seemed really dull and generic. Graphics weren't even that great either.
Is it worth sticking with? I liked New Vegas a lot but 4 doesn't do it for me at all
Should i make a new thread or not bother?
fuck oce
Why is this music so beautiful lads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWEhMOrRpQ
>>29398968
We can't not have a britfeel thread
>>29398968
yes the night is still young
>>29398968
please do lad
>>29399066
>>29399050
>>29399035
Here we go lads
>>29399135
This isnt oc, the robot has gone to far
