>christmas morning
>wake up
>realize my life is shit
>start doing lines of coke
>make some vodka screwdrivers
>beat off to wikifeet over and over
>mfw
How does it feel to be a failure?
>>25242663
this
>actually doing drugs like coke or heroin
>>25242626
how does it feel to be apart of society today?
>tfw all i have is pot
is anything open? i could always buy dxm
Smoking pot and drinking whisky senpai.
Merry Christmas
LSD and Cialis, ebin hentai faps.
>aunt is going to meet with me when she comes into town today if she is able to procure weed
If all goes well, I'll have a whole whopping ONE (1) gram to smoke.
>buy some alcohol last night because no other options
>Hmm I'll try a stout this time
Turns out I don't like stouts.
>get up, drink coffee, take shit
>sit in front of computer and feel meanlingless
>smoke a big ass joint
>still feel shit
>>25242917
>smoking paper
>not using glass
>>25242626
This is bizarrely close to what I've been doing minus the coke. I woke up early cause I couldn't sleep and have been drinking vodka and cranberry juice and jerked off twice to a JOI video of a girl's feet.
>doing coke
Please don't become a coke addict OP, they are the most annoying pathetic people I've met.
>erh I just do some lines when I'm at parties or in the morning when I need some energy, its like strong coffee
Lmao that was my mother, we were always destitute because she and her nigger boyfriend spent thousands on coke every month.
heroin addict reporting in
>do some allylescaline
>everything feels so fucking unreal
>>25243224
How long did it take you from doing pills to trying heroin?
I've been taking only 15mg of Vicodin for months now and I've never upped the dose. How does someone even get to heroin
>normalfrog post
>normaltard drugs
Go away
>>25243244
Took me like 3 years, started with vics/perc 5s, moved to perc 30s for a couple years, after eventually being around long time friends that were smoking heroin daily for like a year I tried it, and that was like 2 years ago
>>25243033
I've fucked with every drug on and off. Never fell too far down the hole because I got bored with em and realized I love money the most
>>25242723
Coke and Heroin are the best drugs. You're just missing out
>>25243291
>got vic 5 for wisdom tooth removal
>eat 4 of them at once
>no opiate tolerance, never even been high on one
>didn't even touch the pain much less get me high
vicodin is some shitty shit
>>25243244
Not him but I just started with morphine and still using morphine
>>25242927
>not sitting back and relaxing with a glorious joint without having to worry about refilling a bowl and constantly relighting it
>>25242723
>doing drugs at all
you LSD / MDMA faggots are just as cringeworthy
pieces of shit
>>25243616
i dont even do that, the only drug i use on a regular basis is marijuana, and alcohol once in a while
ADDERALL
ADDERALL
ADDERALL 80MG MERRY CHRISTMAS BROS
I'm about to go outside and smoke a doobie.
>kpins and weed
i won't even remember this christmas
>>25242626
>drag self out of bed at 930am, physically exert myself to keep eyes open and bright to give the appearance that im not crushingly hungover
>parents eating breakfast
>open presents
>shaking starts
>drinking steel reserve in my room on the computer
living the dream
>>25243884
Fucking this. Nothing better than a green Christmas.
Fuck this gay earth
>>25243575
>wastes weed more than any other smoking method
>takes much longer to roll than packing a bowl
>harsher on lungs
>burn fingers on roach
Have fun kid
>>25242723
>he thinks coke and heroin are on the same level of drug
>>25242626
>doing blow
>drinking
what's the point? I get if your at a club or some shit but if anytime i do blow and drink i dont even feel drunk just shitty
>Christmas Eve
>dinner with family
>as soon as I get to my home I smash myself with high quality weed and vodka
>wake up 10 hours later
>literally no one wished me happy Christmas
Im so damn sad about it but I cant take no more drugs, I have finals in 3 weeks and Chemistry is hard
>>25242723
coke is fuckin awesoem fuck off
if you can afford it and you have the two brain cells required to not do crack then coke is the fucking one
fucking hell im fucke
im rich and youre all fucking losers
>>25244257
Not that guy but come is terrible.
The trip is too short, the comeback is too harsh (to me is so harsh that those 30 minutes are not worth it) and the effect is not that interesting, if I just want to feel good for 30 minutes I can use other equally dangerous drugs.
Also addiction can be a bitch if you dont know how to manage it (and dont tell me that people Who get addicted are just stupid, you guys know is more complicate than that).
>>25244378
*coke
jdndu99
>wake up in Hilton
>smoke weed on parking lot
>run 8 miles on treadmill
Feels good man
>>25242626
I'm watching Jingle All the Way with my bunny while my gf at work.
>>25244257
>fucking hell I'm fucke.... I'm rich and you're all fucking losers
I'm here imagining some neckbeard in a dim lit room with cocaine powder all over his keyboard, babbling as he types.
>>25244778
That's likely too accurate of description man. Feels bad
Cleaned out my bowl yesterday and its hitting so hard now, nearly passed out last night hitting it
>>25243616
"Psychonauts" are literally the worst kind of drug users besides methheads
>>25242626
>tfw liquor stores are closed on Christmas and I'm out of booze.
Guess it's just going to be weed today
>>25245347
most pharmacy stores are open
>visit family over christmas
>stay up in front of the computer every night til 06 in the morning doing oxycontin
Soon to hit the clubs with my m8s but honestly I'd rather stay at home doing drugs
>>25245623
>"tripping" on that garbage
>>25245748
get off your high horse faggot, it's fun
>>25245784
Bro I've downed like a whole bottle and nothing happened but deep sleep for the next 2 days. I don't know if it's cuz I drink prometh w codeine and that built a tolerance or what but that shit doesn't work
>>25245812
codeine syrup is a completely different drug from dextromethorphan in robitussin, god you're retarded
codeine is an opiate and dextromethorphan is a dissociative
normalfag who has all his drug knowledge from shitty rap music detected
>>25245860
No bitch I don't drink garbage to get a high. I drink real boe that you can't afford so you resort to robo, fucking broke faggot
>spur of the moment walk2 hours to a rave cuz no car
>realize life is shit, crush friendzoned me hard
>4 hits synthetic acids of random 25i and 25c, 2 pills
>wake up 12 hours later
>chugging diet coke, weed and cauliflower
>at least i lost 8k in 6 weeks
>>25245883
upvoted
robo is for broke ass niggas
sippin on that clean lean right now
>>25245883
codeine is a shitty drug that makes you tired
dextromethorphan, in high doses in darkness, allows you to float out of your physical body and into whatever music you're listening to
you dont know what you're talking about
>>25245919
stay pleb nigga, stay pleb
you sound like one of those erowid faggots
>>25246231
better than a shitty snapback wearing, jordan collecting, nigger-music-listening dumbass
>mom packed her bags and left, been in a cold war state between her, me, my sister and my dad for the past 15 years
>ex-gf got over me and is no longer replying
>grandad who was like a father to me had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a few weeks ago
>poured some glenmorangie whiskey
>about to vape some pot although I promised myself I'll stop doing it everyday as it's been giving me psychosis
>filling the bath with warm water
>hold me, this has been a surreal Christmas
>>25242723
>implying coke and heroin are even close to the same level of drug
heroin
>insane high that is 3000x the power of an orgasm that needs to be injected into your veins
coke
>passive high that lasts 30min that is largely underwhelming
>tfw I'm a drugged up fuckwad all alone on Christmas
I just wanna overdose and die
>wake up
>bong rips
>play vidya high as hell
>more bong rips
>pass out
>wake up
>parents about to leave
>waiting for them to leave to take more bong rips and crack open a beer
its beginning to look alot like christmas
>>25246924
>tfw running out of coke on christmas
>>25248413
update: taking a bong rip right now
Got only 2 pills of hydro left, im so fucking bored idk if i should pop them now. Its almost 4:30 where im at, or pop them tonight around 8.
>tfw you have money but no one to buy drugs from
Just sipping liquor familia
>>25246231
>having knowledge about what drugs you're putting into your body is somehow a bad thing
You sound like a normie that goes clubbing
>lol what's MDMA? I just have Molly dude haha
Downed two bottles of dxm last night, was seeing some crazy patterns and having weird thoughts about my existence. Would've been great had my motion sickness not kicked in so hard--i was puking for hours after the come down
>>25248951
this
I used to do all kinds of shit, now nothing.
>>25243922
Drinking steelies cmon man that's pisswater I'm sorry you have to drink steel reserve on Christmas
Drinking cheap ass evan williams, while a turd plays peekaboo with my butthole.
>>25248690
Godspeed green machine
>>25242626
I have a spliff. W-want to t-take a hit?
>>25243983
Not if you know how to roll and use a filter. My joints burn for at least 20 minutes and i get far more hits than if were to put it in bowls.
I've got alcohol and pot, that's about it...
Merry Christmas!
>>25249104
the worst type of person
>>25248951
yup, and all the good darknet markets are closed down
>>25242626
Last year I was still on heroin and Christmas was actually manageable. This year just pot and it was awful but I don't wanna fuck up every other day this year by shooting h again. I'll be one year clean of opiates and alcohol on February 2nd.
>>25242626
Where do I buy drugs God damnit
>>25242626
>turbo stoner cousin comes over
>offers me a free dab
>leaves behind a 1/4 of a bottle of fireball
>currently typing this while blasting Electric Wizard through his speakers.
Fucking hell this is the best christmas i've had in years.
>>25246553
calm down heroin isn't that great you seem like 10 years old
heroin is basically high dose morphine with a rush
anyway for xmas I had no drugs I stole my parents bottle of chmpagne but I put it back. they wouldn't have noticed but I felt bad
today is boxing day but I went to the liquor store and got a few 40's. migh smoke some weed. took some morphine earlier but lately I've just been taking enough to avoid withdrawals. it's such a waste of money
took an e pill and fuck i feel SO FUCKING GOOD
>>25254364
Where did you find it you fucking fgt normie
>>25242626
I would do coke if I could afford it and new how to get it
An old schoolfriend said he could get it for me, but when I pursued it it turned out he was full of shit
>tfw buzzed on pineapple vodka and really loud weed listening to Tool
I didn't get any presents but this is alright i guess
>tfw no drugs and my driveway is completely flooded so I can't even leave the house
My sisters brining me 2 30 mg oxys and a couple 2 bars tomorrow but in going to have to wade thru like 3 feet flood waters with a current to get to them.
>>25253536
no, lsd/mdma psychonaut faggots are.
>>25254402
my friend since middle school turned out to be a semi big time drug dealer and he gets really good e for low as fuck. hes getting 20 red supreme double dosed once for 170 which is an incredibly good deal and since im his friend he sells me them for like 8 dollars instead of standard 20 a pop
>>25243983
>being worried about wasting a few bucks on weed
I only smoke half my joints then flush the rest, I think the last half tastes worse than Satan's ass, and money isn't a concern for me. At least not for 3 bucks worth of weed.
What kind of fiend are you that you're worried about wasting a few morsels here and there? Does it have that much of a hold over you?
>be me
>get black out drunk as a form of escapism
>end up doing coke, no recollection at all and had none on me at the time
>find this out a few days later and I still have no idea of the source
>my anti drug friend speeads the story and I don't particularly care
>tfw no troubled qt 3.14 to do drugs with on the regular
>>25254635
>not knowing the joint gets stronger as it gets smaller
>>25254635
You do you man, but I personally can't leave a J till it is finished. i feel you though it is harsher, but also gets you pretty baked. Keep toking.
>tfw sister gave 5 joints for Christmas
>tfw she rolled them herself and they suck
>>25254669
>tfw 2015 memes have only six days left.
>>25254669
It also starts to taste way worse, and is way harsher to smoke. I'd smoke two half joints before smoking a full one. Most the time I vaporize anyways.
Thankfully a qp of good bud costs me 600 Canadian bucks and I make that much money on the job in a day and a half. So I'm totally not worried. If a grinder full of weed spills on the floor I just vacuum it up.
>>25242874
>fapping to hentai while on acid
This is a fucking great idea anon, thank you.
Been drinking and relaxing with the familia. About to go smoke a bowl in the forest, then come back and settle into a movie. What a good feelin.
>>25254737
I wish i had a sister who rolled joints for me and i could smoke with on christmas...
>>25255030
how do you get your bud?
>tfw amerifag
>tfw cant buy more than a half ounce without getting my money stolen
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