Well lads, what did we all get for Christmas?
How's the day treating you? Having a good time? Having a shit time? Feeling lonely as fuck? Let's talk.
Merry Christmas
I just woke up, gotta shower and go to my grandma's pretty soon.
Going to try and make it a good Christmas, but there will be so many people I don't know there, it will be very very awkward.
Oh well.
Merry Christmas robots!
>>25242617
I spend around $2000 on gifts and didn't get a single thing myself.
Next year I'm spending it on myself.
Also Merry Christmas anons.
My highlight so far as been participating in pic related.
Merry Christmas, robots.
Love, /int/ (a board which is btw infested with normies)
didn't get a single fuckin thing
didnt buy anything either. i dont really do holidays anymore
I got diarrhea and vomiting on my dick at 5 am for christmas...also a shovel and kindle paperwhite so that's cool I guess
The best thing was that I bought a fallout 4 keychain from amazon and they accidentally sent me 10. So now I can sell them on ebay and make like 50 quid. Free money.
Fuck Christmas and your zombie like consumer behavior, Christmas went from spending time with your family to ZOMG BUY ME EXPENSIVE THINGS OR YOU HAVE ME
>>25242652
Jesus, what did you buy?
>>25242657
/int/ is good though
>>25242664
How come?
>>25242673
You vomited on your dick? Post pics of the shovel.
>>25242731
Calm down there lad. Christmas is still about spending time with the family. Nobody, at least in my family, really gives a shit what you get them once you make an effort to do something for them. It's the thought that counts, not the price.
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>got a Taco Bell gift card
>a glass etched cup custom made from sibling
>Pokemon Master Ball plushie
>some clothes that I desperately need
I was expecting nothing and am humbly delighted.
>>25242777
I had diarrhea and had to puke at the same time. I didn't want to shit on the floor and didn't have a trashcan so I just puked on myself. Merry Christmas I guess.
Pic related is shovel-kun. It's foldable and can bash normies heads in easily.
>picture file too big. Had to use stock image
>get
Yeah... once you turn 18 my family stops giving you gifts. its kind of a coming of age, welcome to adulthood, thing they do. Because of this I've not gotten a present in like 6 years.
the only thing i got was a present from a secret /r9k/ santa
that kind gesture reminded me how you guys are all i have
i love you guys
merry christmas
and shout out to the anon who bought me that present. cheers.
I got this dark brown jacket. I don't really care about Christmas that much desu, it has lost its magic. It feels more about buying and material goods than it does family and togetherness. Maybe I'm just getting older. I saw Star Wars yesterday, enjoyed that quite a bit.
>getting anything for Christmas
>celebrating Christmas at all
I want normies to leave
>>25242954
Don't you buy presents for your family members?
I got a new phone, iPod shuffle, Monstercat headphones, heading over to grandma's for me.
And an anon bought L4D2 yesterday for me
Nothing I don't care too tired to use anything except the phone
>>25242617
I got the same thing I get every year, $5000.
Bought my wife a set of Bluetooth headphones and a trip to Brazil.
What did you guys -give-??
>>25243289
I gave collegiate license plates to my parents
>>25242617
Got some new boots, a comfy as fuck flannel jacket, and some Barnes and Noble giftcards. Later my cousins are coming by and everyone's getting good and drunk.
Got some cash since nobody knows what to get me, per usual. I spent a lot of time hunting down an old reel to reel tape player and converting old family tapes to digital so we can listen to some of the tapes again, no one really cared. People were much more interested in the new TV that's slightly bigger than the old TV. Next year I'm just giving into the commercialism cause it's clearly not the thought or effort that counts anymore.
>>25243324
Good start. Guys, come on, bumpity bump, what did you all give for Christmas?
I don't know why but I'm nervous about calling my girlfriend today. She's been a bit distant lately and I don't know what to expect from her but still want to wish her a merry Christmas. Should I just keep it short and sweet?
>>25245481
She's going to get a lot more distant if you don't call her on Christmas.
>>25242657
/int/ is my favorite board that I never visit
You guys have your own inside jokes and board culture
You don't shit up other boards
You guys have so much fucking fun over there
I tried going a few time, but I have no idea what you're talking about half the time
You might actually be my favorite board desu
>>25242731
Only Christmas cucks exchange gifts. My family doesn't; we just hang out all day and have dinner.
>>25242617
new pc, time for some vidya over the break.
>>25242617
Did you get anything nice for xmas OP?
>>25246789
I guess I'm a cuck then because I love giving and getting gifts at Christmas.
I'm having a good time on 4chan with my friends!
I also installed some curtains in my room, finally, after procrastinating for almost a month. Now there's no glare on my computer screen and I'll be able to sleep in past sunrise tomorrow.
Merry Christmas, /r9k/!
>>25242617
an anon gifted me steam games so that was cool
i'm actually kind of happy today
pretty much me rn lol
Got some movies, and lots of money. Some kind anons bought me stuff in the Secret Santa thread. Thank you to those amazing anons!
headphones, shaver, knock-off leatherman
it was ok
>>25247746
Maybe your senpai is saying you need to take better care of your hygiene.
>got a giant ass TV around black friday
>gf gave me Q U A L I T Y pomade for my hair since it's getting long enough
>gf also gave me converse that fits my feet(size 14 is a bitch to shop for)
>parents gave me $100
Pretty good for me in the getting category.
>got gf's family an xbox360 in their living room because their old one broke
>their family is paying me for it because they didn't want to accept it as a gift
>was gonna get gf promise ring
>we decided not to since she's heavily depressed and she's probably going to break up with me soon
>all I got for her were fucking edible cannabis treats
>didn't get my parents shit because they begged me to
>giving my siblings money because they bought everything they wanted this year for themselves
Pretty shit in the giving category.
>gf locked herself in her room this year
>ignoring my texts and snaps
>brother is at his gf's grandma's for christmas all day today
>parents are just watching tv
>locked myself into my room
>on /r9k/ and netflix until dinnertime
>watching all my friends having fun on snapchat and facebook pictures
Pretty shit in the social interaction category.
A printer, some gloves, a shirt, a Chipotle gift card, some chocolate. Was pretty good.
>>25242617
My dad got me this.
It's supposed to be for my car, I would have just preferred some cheap headphones or something desu.
got 200 bucks which im gonna have to spend on a new washing machine and a monitor since mine died today (2 more days til i can get a new one, so no gaming til then), other than that, running shoes, despite everybody knowing that every time i take up running i get bored as fuck with it after 2 weeks and stop. so yea, pretty shit, considering i put a lot of thought into my gifts. oh well, another shit christmas. just wish i had bought booze
Im alone. Im eating left over pizza. Yup. Was thinking about installing some mods on Skyrim and moving the time of the year up to Christmas time and celebrating with my adopted kids.
So ronery ;_;. Also bumping this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
>>25242652
Sorry to hear that, I went through the same shit so I don't go over $100 for anyone anymore.
>>25242673
what are you gonna use the shovel for?
>>25249316
I don't really know, hitting normies or something
I told myself for the past 3 weeks that I would call my family today. That I would travel and meet them and have a normal, happy Christmas with plenty of gifts.
But I couldn't.
I sat in my room every day, procrastinated, told myself "tomorrow" every fucking day and now there are no tomorrows. My entire family hates me because I never talk to them, I'm alone and unhappy all Christmas day, and I've never in my life considered suicide more than I have the past two days.
Fuck I normally don't even post to /r9k/, I usually hate you guys. But I can't deny the fact that I'm a shitty beta who can't even get up the courage to call my own family.
I hate myself and I want to die so bad. Please say something to make me feel better I'm 100% honest that I've been on the verge of suicide since Wednesday.
>>25249893
What's your family's phone number?
>>25249913
hah yeah right. Because /r9k/ is going to make the phonecall that will make my life better.
Fuck off.
>>25249893
Just call them, faggot. Say Merry Christmas or Merry late Christmas and go back to fapping to your Indonesian moving comics.
Bravery is acknowledging you are afraid of something but doing it anyways.
>>25249968
I was gonna.
It's not like I could order them pizza or something dumb, considering EVERYWHERE'S FUCKING CLOSED I'M EATING MY 4ND HOTPOCKET ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK.
Seriously though give me their phone number.
>>25250047
I know that feel see what im doing today:
>>25249273
I've been drinking since 5 AM, want to sleep, took two Vicodin but they haven't kicked in yet and I don't know why
>>25250108
I can relate, although I'm not truly alone. christmas is the worst time
>>25249221
What kind of car you have?
>>25242617
I live in an unheated, unfinished concrete basement with no fridge, stove, or shower of what used to be a factory a hundred years ago. I take sponge baths in the sink. My mother is dead and I haven't talked to my father in six years or so; they threw me out on my ass when I was 17 to, in my father's words, "root hog, or die," so we don't care for each other's company.
I just finished my christmas meal of a microwaved frozen dinner. I know I should probably feel miserable and lonely, but I find myself feeling grateful that I have a roof over my head, food in my belly, and a secure, lockable door between me and the cold street.
"Happy the man to whom Heaven has given a morsel of bread for which he is obliged to thank Heaven alone." -- Cervantes, _Don Quixote_
>>25250384
you sound like you're going to make it one day. what are you currently doing with your life?
>>25250384
Thats some motherfucking Christmas spirit there.
>>25250526
I've been working towards opening a drop-in for street workers (buskers, panhandlers, hookers, scrappers, etc.) for the last 15 years. It took every penny I managed to scrape together and I had to do most of the renovations with my own hands, but on november 19th I finally opened the door on it. It still needs a lot of work, but it's open. It costs me everything to keep it going, but it's worth it. I am literally living my dream.
Feels good, man.
You can see pictures of it on our go-fund-me:
REMOVEgofundmeTHIS.com/SLOW-IWW
(Remove the REMOVE THIS)
>>25250739
that's pretty cool.
are you 47 years old?
>>25251100
Yep. Forty-seven going on sixteen. Most people who meet me think I'm in my early 30s. I've even heard late 20s.
>>25250384
Duuuuude whose basement is it? Sounds comfy as fuck
I'm homeless, shelter shit, id kill to have a place to be alone
>>25250108
Nice video. I wish I had a waifu.
It looks like the Denny's near me is open today so I guess I'm gonna go get a burger. And a oreo shake. Also going to bring my tablet so I can keep browsing 4chan with my friends!
>>25242617
>boxing day
>hungover as fuck
>>25251183
It's the basement of the drop-in here. I act as caretaker. It's the only way we can afford to keep it open. It's a little grim and spidery, but it's all mine. And yeah, having been homeless repeatedly throughout my life, I know just how fortunate I am.
Do you live anywhere near Detroit? The hall here is an hour's walk from downtown Detroit, just over the bridge in Windsor. You're welcome to crash here with me if you can make it here. My basement is your basement, robotfriend.
>NEET
>have no money
>been sober since July
>just want to get blackout drunk
>mom spends at least 75 dollars on random clothes and some shoes
>only like 1 shirt and don't want any of the other stuff
>essentially 50-70 dollars spent on shit that's getting thrown away or giving back to her to return
>didn't even get $20 just so I can drink and be happy for 1 day
I'm grateful and all but I tell her not to buy me anything every year and I think she does it to fuel some shopping addiction. I'd be about 5000 times happier with everything if I could just fucking drink
Got stuck working on Christmas. It's not so bad, I'd rather be home though.
First Christmas without family, hanging out watching bad santa while roommates are gone. Feels okay.
Anyone else /estranged/ here?
>>25251266
>I'd be about 5000 times happier with everything if I could just fucking drink
So get a fucking job
>>25251519
alright let me just go down to the job factory
Nothing. I got nothing. Maybe Santa will bring me something next year.
>>25251551
Santa's not going to bring you anything, he only gets normies stuff.
Do you live in Washington?
>>25251484
No family, skype friends stopped talking to me, haven't talked to anyone for 3 months. dying inside and no one cares
>>25251674
No, I'm in California.
>>25251750
Well I guess we can't split this bottle of rum and 20 liters of soda then.
>wake up at 5pm
>go to take a shit
>there's a lawn chair in front of my door with stuff on it
>come back and move chair into my room
>there's hanes brand boxers
>ok
>4 toblorones
>many christmisses ago my dad got my cousins who we'd never met before toblorones for christmas
>I don't really eat candy because I'm already fat and muh teeth
>there's a wrapped cup with
>a little baggy of candy in it
>...
>unwrap cup
>it's a smallish darth vader mug
>wot
>there's another cup
>it's the same one
>wot
well, now I've got emergency chocolate rations for if I barricade myself in my room. No idea what I am gonna do with the mugs though.
>suffering from migraine Christmas eve
>Parents were going stop off, gfs horrible parents also
>house needed cleaning
>wake my gf up at to say we need to get the house cleaned, kitchen hadn't been cleaned in months
>she has a screaming fit because I got her up, get abuse hurled at me for an hour
>dad is the first one to stop off wants me to show him where meat shop is, have to navigate into town. migraine is at the point where I am seeing spots
>No text from my mom saying she is coming down
>Think I can just go lay down
>wake up and gfs parents have invited them selves in for food and drink
>they don't leave for 3 hrs, stay in bed migraine has semi gone
>mom shows up and tell me how I am feeling and that I need to get out more otherwise I wouldn't feel ill, is in a mood since last minute decided she was going to take me to dinner.
>Migraine has gone and people have left
>I can relax and have a drink
>drink to much
>get up at 8pm today with migraine back
>gf has been drinking since 12 and goes on another rant and hurls abuse at me, I didn't bother getting her anything because she never bothers. but this time she got something last minute so now I ruined Christmas.
>No texts or well wishes from mom, ignored my text
