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not a bad day at all edition
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Who here /sprouts/?
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>Little sisters paki bf trying to get pigs in a blanket vetoed of the menu
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>>25242387
didnt touch mine
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>>25242391
>paki bf
ewwwwwwww
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>>25242391
Don't get this shit, if you're going to somewhere as a guest you don't fucking veto anything you politely request that you aren't served whatever you don't like/ don't have.

Pushing it off the menu is fucking riduculous
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>>25242387
I love em, think im the only person that does.
luckily I don't have to eat with the family, I say its too early to eat a big meal so they put it int microwave for later.
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thanks for ruining my christmas AMD

>>25242325
got a galaxy tab s2 9.7 and fucking hate it because I'm a highly autistic male and the severe black clipping pisses me off.
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>>25242408
They're becoming the blacks of America, girls want on their dick just to experience something different and be 'cultured'.
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>>25242391
this is bullshit

fuck off out of our thread of goodwill and merriment
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>>25242415
>I'm a highly autistic male
We all are, senpai
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>>25242391

Cucked.

Your women are having our children, you pale, stale, cumskin faggot.
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>>25242451
I welcome it senpai, please breed our women, nothing is better than paki cock in teenage white pussy.
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fucksake, some /pol/tard ruins the thread before it even starts. someone remake, i don't want to hear a bunch of bnp shite from a load of home counties NEETs who never saw a brown face in their life
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>>25242431
but there so ugly
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>>25242436
lolno you arent. you faggots wouldnt even notice black clipping beyond 5 on a scale of 0-255. whenever i fucking post about this on /g/ or any other autistic board i am literally tjhe ONLY person who fucking notcies it, and that's because i got actual autism alright? NOT the fucking meme. you fucking failed normies.
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>>25242463
>nothing is better than paki cock in teenage white pussy.
/Britfeel/ - 2015, December 25th.
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>>25242489
youre the guy who got livid about his 4chanx plugin the other day, aren't you? you're an absolute cunt if so, you always ruin the vibe
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>>25242489
lol what a fucking autist
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>>25242473

What is it with people who use the lower-case for aesthetics and being cuckold freaks?
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Can we just agree that pakis are subhuman trash lads
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>>25242512
just go back to pol, we all get on in here and we don't need your insecure, impotent whining
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>>25242483
So are niggers, yet American robots crushes fuck them. That's how it works lad.
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>>25242511
I'm an auTIST in the night
i get ANYTHING BUT SOME pussy

>>25242504
>you're an absolute cunt if so, you always ruin the vibe
feels good to hear that it actually works. you faggots started this by bullying me. i was posting normal shit like everyone else and faggots randomly jumped me and bullied me for extremely ultra brutal shit. i will shit up every thread of yours forever. I'MA AUTIST IN THE NIGHT, SHITPOSTING LIKE A MEME

the only chance you faggots have to stop me is to bully me so much that i kill myself by getting too mad.
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>>25242520

Why do you do that though? What's the correlation?
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>>25242391
>paki bf
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>>25242533
dunno, i spose it makes sense that if you like order and properness you also like proper grammar
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>>25242520
>we all get on in here
But you just shat on NEETS.
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>>25242527
shame you exist desu, all you want to do is poison atmosphere. will just ignore u from now on, maybe get urself a trip like 'angryanon' so we can filter you
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>>25242545

Well actually you just look like a cringeworthy autist desu
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>>25242548
shat on the credibility of poltards as they can't have much if they're shut-in middle-class kids who never talked to a paki outside a shop
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im ejecting from thread, dominated by redpilled guy who bought into cuckold meme and angry autistic guy, will go do something else til the decent people come back
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>>25242555
>bullies and discriminates someone
>wonders why they fight back
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>>25242579
>>25242564

paki loving cunt
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>>25242564
fuck off achmed
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Would strangle a paki to death lads
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>tfw britfeel started as a comfy thread
>got invaded by pol and int rejects
>nice, comfy posters are told to leave by pol and int rejects
>thread is becoming increasingly hostile

Might not be here this time next year lads
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On seconds already lads, I've lost count of the number of spuds I've had.

The TV today has been very disappointing, I'm watching pointless celebrities.
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>tfw dunking leftover turkey in turkey fat
literally nothing better
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>tfw you will always be the awkward uncle who never married that shows up for Christmas every other year.
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>>25242768
how old are you senpai?
bloxxx
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>parents and two brothers
>no other relatives
>few beers and some bants

Anyone else have a small family? Comfiest way to have christmas
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i wish i had a gf, im so cold
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>Be in love with E-Husbando from England
> He goes to another country for a holiday
> Domt get to speak to him
> Thinking of just crying till I fall asleep

Anybody wanna pretend to be him for me today and send me nice messages?
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>>25242781
thirty ...pls kill me
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No stuffing or Yorkshire puddings with our Turkey

Hold me robots
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>>25242840
Merry Christmas babe. I love you.
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>>25242807
just parents and 1 brother
I would like to see what a Christmas is like with extended family, not sure i agree it's comfy
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>>25242807
>mum
>sister
>sister's (white) bf
>cousin

It's ok.
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>>25242878
no dad? guess that's why you put white in brackets then nigger
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>>25242862
I love you too.
Ever since I've met you, I've felt more complete. Really. I miss you. I'm sorry I'm broken and clingy.
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>>25242902
He died a few years back m8. He too was white.
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>>25242865
>>25242878
I used to hate not having a large family at these events. But me and my brothers and the last of our lineage, and it kinds of feels like the start of a big family. Resurrecting the name.
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>>25242919
>implying you'll ever sire offspring
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Just ate 2 whole terrys chocolate oranges lads. Think I'm going to die.
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What did you get lads?
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>>25242916
I'm very sorry m8, I hope you and your mother are managed without him
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>>25242926
Chances might be slim but I'm gonna try.
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Merry Christmas lads
Love, /sp/
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>>25242906
I can't wait to pound your asshole while you cut yourself.
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>>25242851
No Yorkshire's is understandable but no stuffing? I'd contact a lawyer desu m8
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>>25242947
I meant managing, fuck sorry
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>>25242807
Parents and grandma. It sort of sad really, we are just sort of going through the motions
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>>25242943
lots of booze and underwear
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>>25242906
Man if a girl ever sent this to me I'd melt :3

You're not broken you just want to be me loved ._.
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>>25242947
Salright m8, hope you and yours have a good one.
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>>25242951
Power to you, lad
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>>25243007
>replying to a man on a Taiwanese frog swapping board about his imaginary British gf

Do you ever wonder why it got to this point?
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>>25242906
hope you know hes not sparing a thought about you as hes slamming his cock inside foreign women whilst you sit at home crying and missing him
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>>25243043
Yeah.
I know.
Implying this post didn't bring me to tears.
Implying I'm dumb enough to believe he wants me anymore.
Implying I just didn't start sobbing.

You lads are savage as fuck.
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>>25243039
Every day. It keeps me up at night too.
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>>25242359
Spent the first Christmas in 6 years with my mum in our flat. We've been drinking and smoking and she's been cooking roast chicken and lamb that we're going to eat at about 6. Haven't heard from my dad, little brother or sister but we're seeing them tomorrow. It's been nice.
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>>25243087
keep ur head up m8 theres plenty more todge to suck
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>>25243087
fuck off roastie whore twat cunt
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Drunk as fuck, gonna make some hot chocolate with whiskey and whipped cream!
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>>25243087
>You lads are savage as fuck.
more like manchildish as fuck

>>25243197
>implying anyone will take anything posted here about that matter serious after this post
you basically did her a favoUr (happy now?) by posting that you autistic 2 digit IQ manchild.
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>>25243249
>I have slain the dragons for you m'lady, from whence can this knight claim his prize?

Truly the most pathetic thing I've seen posted on this site.
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>>25243283
who the fuck are you quoting? the only (DISGUISED) wightknight here is this guy: >>25243197
and i explained in my very fucking post why he is one.
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>>25243310
kek he says while defending a whore

she won't suck ya peepee mate
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>In the 1970s, there were articles showing that, in animals with type 1 diabetes, psychostimulants like amphetamine would not increase locomotor behavior
type 1 diabetes sucks so much that you can't even enjoy drugs with it wow fucking GREAT
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>>25243329
how am i defending her you fucking retard? Seriously in what fucking post am I defending her?

>inb4 he quotes some random post which i didn't even post
i wasn't even part of this discussion. i just randomly jumped in and pointed out that the anon who posted this shit: >>25243197
is a fucking retard who disguisedly is trying to cheer her up by showing her that this matter isn't as serious.,
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Tfw normally post as a male
Tfw I should have

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> Fall in love with E Waifu from England
> She went to another country for the holiday
> Won't get to speak to her
> Thinking of crying till I fall asleep

Anybody want to pretend to be her for today and say nice things?
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>literally no people my age to talk to here
Haven't done so in almost half a year.
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>>25243439
By "here" I mean IRL. And by my age I mean 18-22
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>le edgy atheist (god is dead haha >:D)
>celebrates christmas
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>>25243456
you've got us, mate

merry christmas
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Good evening lads~

I hope you had a good Christmas. Mine was okay tbqh~
Nothing too outstanding about it but I cannot say it was bad either.
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>>25242943
An alarm clock, a red cup and one of those things to make tea.
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>>25243508
>tripfags are still breathing

DAMN YOU SANTA
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>>25243375
are you slow mate?
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>0 presents to open
>go to dads friends house for dinner
>it was nice but cold
>dogs keep barking licking and jumping up
>kept asking personal questions "wheres your gf?" etc
>leave after 3 hours
>oneitis says now I have no job I can come to have a party with her at uni
>tell her parties make me anxious
>"haha I was joking anyway"
>thatfeelyfeel.jpg
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>>25243563
It's b8 senpai. Ignore him.
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>>25243563
no, are you fucking retarded? I didn't defend any roastie in any fucking way whatsoever, just because I'm not agreeing with your fucking retarded ways (be it on purpose or just because you're retarded), doesnt mean that I'm a roastie or defending them for fucks sake.
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>mfw gone unnoticed on christmas
cheer me up bros
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>>25243571
>oneitis says now I have no job
sly dig at you mate, she's laughing
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>>25243577
>>25243563
what fucking bait? I'm asking you ONCE AGAIN to fucking link me to the post where I'm defending roasties.

again you cant fucking know what the FUCK i posted ITT and whatnot alright? Whatever fucking post you're thinking of might not be made by me. i jumped in on the fucking discussion.
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>>25243603
Ooops I forgot my face
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Highlight of the year desu lads.
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>tfw manchild and still get tonnes of gifts because my family love me even though i'm a joke
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>>25243603
>>25243621
Noticed.

Fuck the robot.
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>tfw waiting for relatives to leave
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>>25243610
She's studying nipnong and Korean, hardly a step above unemployed 2bh
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dad didn't get me a thing today and he ate my pudding, he wont survive the night
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>>25243642
What is this in reference to anon?
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You knobheads fucked up britfeel. Let's talk about brit feels. Saying the wrong thing with family around after drinks. My family clearly thinks I'm an alkie because they bought me a load of cider. Not complaining, just feels.
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>>25243750
Poleaboo you dolt.
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>>25243823
who /strongbow2litre/ here?
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cute girl has barely spoke to me today, do you think I'm just being paranoid in thinking I've annoyed her or is she just busy for christmas
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Christmas alone again lads
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>>25243681

You and me both bro.

I earn more than literally everyone in my extended family, bar my mother, and still got all this shit.
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just woke up, parents seem pissed
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>>25243972
>wrestling shirts

Actually holy shit tho, that SamFlam dvd. Redeemed desu
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>>25243972
What a waste of money. Your family ever heard of private trackers?
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>>25243972
>limmy's show

Mah nigga!
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>tfw not rich
makes me feel kinda bad seeing normies gettting cars for christmas
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>>25244108
I got 150 quid and some cheap clothes mate dont worry
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>>25244119
are you me, exactly the same, 150 quid has always been my present
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Chat shit get bombed lads
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>TFW my sister was diagnosed with celiac disease this year
>TFW everything that could be gluten free , was, including pigs in blankets and the gravy.
It all tasted wrong. Couldn't even finish my plate.
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friendly reminder that anyone who celebrates christmas is a normie.
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>tfw christmas just feels like another normal day to me

I always enjoy the build up to christmas more tbqh
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>>25242391
Mate mate, slip some bacon fat into the cooking juice of everything
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>tfw working tomorrow
>and the day after
>and the day after
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I think I've gotten worse as I got older lads. I at least used to acknowledge my family when they spoke to me but now I just sit in the corner and pretend I can't hear them.
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>>25243508
Someone fetch the mistletoe so I can kiss tilde
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>>25244279
>not done my job search for a week
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>>25242840
A-right luv
just got back from't pub,
could propa do with a cheeky wank while a finish off me chrimbo dinna if you wouldn't mind lendin me an 'and. Fetch me a stella while you'rup too luv an keep it darn cos clarkson is on


How am I doing so far anon?
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>>25242359
ISLAM WILL DOMINATE NATIVE KEKS
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>>25244279
>tfw holiday come January 4th
>tfw no work until Jan 21st
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I haven't enjoyed this christmas at all.
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>>25244319
>Not just writing the ref no down
Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?
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>family friends arrive
>first guy gives me a hug
>I think that's the thing to do
>next family friend comes in, go in for the hug
>he thinks it is a handshake
>shake his hand hunched over like I'm going to give a hug.
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>>25244425
they don't let me do it on paper any more
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>People actually watch the Queen's speech
Oh I am laughing.
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>>25244426
thats why you hold two glasses when people arrive, they will assume your holding your gfs/wives and they will just nod at you so you dont have to shake/hug whatever, STEP IT UP lad
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Triv Quiz soon.

>tfw you realise your little brother is more intelligent than you
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>>25244019

I bought my uncle Daft Wee Stories, too. I listened to the audiobook right the way through on a 7 hour train ride a couple of weeks back.
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>>25244478
I always do the wrong greeting. I'm just going to always do the shaking hands thing and then if they go for the hug whatever.
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>>25244426
>be notherner in landon
>everyone hugs, always a hug, never a shake no matter how little you know the person
>come home, suddenly 70% of guys are shakes and the rest hugs
Northerners need to stop being a bunch of closet cases and embrace the hug twobeequitehonestwithyoumyfam
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>>25244601
Now i want to move to london just for the manly hugs, shame everything else is awful
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>>25244691
I always do a handshake into hug with my male friends
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>>25244732
Same, people who just shake hands in a social situation are overcompensating
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>>25244732
jelly as fuck desu


I would settle for some friends
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>>25244377
me neither
had a psychotic episode on 4chan again
ffs lads why cant i be normal and not give a fuck
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To the anon in the last thread who gave his uncle that book. I kek'd heartily pal, glad tidings to you and your queen.
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>>25244375
don't make me get the bacon
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>>25244822
I know how you feel, bruv.
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>>25244219
Just don't give her bread sauce and you'll be fine. I had a friend when I was in school with that and we all used to throw bread at him
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>be tired as fuck
>keep taking more and more caffeine
already 600mg lads
seriously how can fast guy go so fast without any drugs
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>>25244962
Pretty sure he said he's been legit diagnosed with autism. The autism probably has something to do with it.
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>>25244962
>tfw back on the thyroxine
my body is starting to rev up again, oh yes
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>be so autistic steamfriends don't reply to me anymore
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What's with the daily trap threads nowadays?

Is it two or three absolute spergs who just repost every day?
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>>25245180
You talking about /rose/ threads? It's the same 4 autismos that have been making daily threads on /r9k/ for years.
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why are new memes getting rarer and rarer nowadays??
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Can someone recommend me some good day to day shoes, preferably less than about 45 pounds please, I am bad at picking clothes

PS why does 4chan not allow the pounds sign anymore?
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Merry Christmas guys!

Can someone help me identify this brand logo?
Best picture I could get, sorry.
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>>25245533
the fuck go to >>>/fa/ retard
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>>25245608
Mate fashions only good if your American.
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Had a shitty Christmas, my family is full of cunts. Went home drank and cried.
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>>25245533
>PS why does 4chan not allow the pounds sign anymore?
aint halal mate
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>>25245644
what made it so shit?
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>>25245533
Can't go wrong with new balance
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Autist shoes, Y/N
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Clarks-Denner-Motion-Derby-Suede/dp/B00EPEVD1W/ref=sr_1_6?m=A2TGK1YI4HCIDF&s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1451071127&sr=1-6
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>>25245603
No idea mate

Original comment
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Who /alone/ here?
Who /drunk/ here?

I imagine there's a lot of overlap.

What are you all drinking, /lonelydrunks/?
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Was given some nice trousers, today, lads.

Anyone know what you're supposed to do when you have a visible dick bulge? The trousers are straight fit, they don't squeeze at the waistline and the crotch point is comfortably below my ballsack - in other words, I don't think they're small - but I still get a bulge.
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>>25245833
Wear it like a badge
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This sprout bacon and walnut shit isn't resting well in my tummy

>>25245533
Lad get this app called depop. It's like an online flea market. People selling second hand clothes and shoes and shit, could probably pick up something nice from there for cheap.
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Anyone here into chess? I'd like to start playing some games online, but I don't know where to begin. I know the basic rules but I have no knowledge of tactics.
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>>25245890
Downloading this right now hoping that grills sell their used shoes and socks on there
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>>25245881
Wear it in silence or I'll honour you again.
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>>25245905
i play on chess.com and if you want to learn then it's easy to find material on the internet
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>>25245714

Quite expensive, I bought some trainers off Asos for 12 or 20 quid can't remember, they have a cansas top, no brand just asos own brand. I have some converse high tops but they are a bit big and make me look like a clown.
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>>25245890
That's far too hip and happening for my tastes but thanks anyway pal
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>>25245772

Red wine, cold how I like it. I neck a glass once an hour, 3 glasses per bottle.

Playing trivial pursuit soon, I take a break every hour to go and neck another glass, fuck sipping it.
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>glucose level goes up by 20mg/dl within 2 minutes
how is this even possible? the glucose meter just failed right?
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>>25246082
I bought some nice Finnish import liquour, it's basically Jagermeister that's less sweet/sickly and a bit stronger.

I just sit here taking shots to keep me on the level until I pass out later on, then I'll wake up and do it all again until 2016 has finally arrived.
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Anyone here ever wish their mum was young and hot?
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>>25245772
Got 8 tins of tennants, a bottle of red wine and some whiskey left. Already kinda fucked off the whiskey.
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>>25246082
>cold red wine

Fucking degenerate
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Just forced to watch home alone 2, I was bored shitless but my dad was asleep, my mum and sisters talking loudly about facebook and shit and my other sister was doing some fucking colouring, and if I try to leave I'm the fucking antisocial one? I don't even know why I bother.
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>>25246089
>The pancreas is failing rapidly, cap'n!
>Abort! Abort!
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>>25246268
Is your sister hot, m8?
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>>25246278
it's not failing (I'm not a type 2), it literally got destroyed by my own immune system.
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best grime tune ever?
who /methlyonechristmas/ here?
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>>25246330
>methlyonechristmas
wtf is that? are you taking methamphetamine?
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>>25246313
>families genetics

Welcome to natural selection my friend
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>>25246302
Yeah I fap regularly
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>>25246360
no one in my family, no relatives no distant relatives whatsoever have type 1 diabetes or type 1 diabetes.

and natural selection is circumvented in this case since I'm injecting insulin.
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Got a box of Heroes that is about 50% fudges.

Flipping tables and screaming.
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>>25246349
thought it was mdma
>it was BK-MDMA
not complaining though my extended family
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>>25246382
I once got a celebrations box with TWO MALTESERS

FUCKING STINGY SHITS MALTESERS ARE THE ONLY GOOD ONES
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>>25246375
You're going to die mate, the jews are just prolonging your suffering for money
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who /basslineclassics/ here?
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>>25246374
Is she a roastie whore?
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Merry Christmas lads, didn't even get the fucking chance to check out the chans until just now. I actually stayed downstairs for a while today, but eventually I got fed up and made some bullshit excuse to go back to my room. It's much better here. Thankfully I haven't had to see any extended family today, otherwise I really would have lost the will to live. Oh well, got some quite nice prezzies today anyway. Even though I don't like Christmas it's still nice that people get me stuff each year even when I never give anyone anything. I never expect anyone to bother getting me stuff, but they still do year after year. Suppose I can't complain really.

tfw didn't get any anime/weeb related presents. Gonna go online and order myself a hundred quids worth of anime figures now.

How's your Christmas lads? Oh wait, you've probably all discussed it all by now ;-;
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>>25246535
You seem a bit of a dick desu senpai
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>>25246572
Eh, I know I am. Clinically I'm autistic as all fuck but I know that's not really an excuse.
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>wanted to make the effort of spending time with family this Christmas.
>dad has just been playing some fucking shitty game show marathon on challenge all day while everyone looks at their phone.

This is the least amount of fun I could possibly be having right now.
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>>25244879
I know this, but my parents have gone mental. If it isn't gluten free, it can't be served apparantly. because it's "unfair on her because she can't eat it"

fucking ree
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>>25246419
>taking mdma
>ever
mdma is fucking disgusting
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>>25246460
everyone is going to die
>for money
no shit, people want money in return for things
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>>25246514
yes. i want to suck on her cum stained meatflaps
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>>25245714
yes, they look like shit because of the sole - it's trying to be 2 shoes at once
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>>25243508
Fuckoffanddie

http://strawpoll.me/6346528

You're more hated than a sex pest is that not enough of a message?
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How many Lynx packs did you guys get this year?
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>>25247064
I got the peace version off my dad.
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>>25247064
Two: one Peace and one Attract

Why is extended family such a good source of cheap deodorant?
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Gonna watch the Bottom Christmas special now, as is Christmas tradition.
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>>25247154
>>25247119
I haven't even used up last year's supply.
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Have any groups of Britbots ever shacked up together (not necessarily in a sexual sense) in order to cover bills together and work as little as possible?
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>>25247202
My brother always nicks mine, but since I never use them anyway it checks out.
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Is southern comfort and Coke a 'gay' drink, pls help
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>>25247209

London?

original comment original comment comment originale
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>>25247244

Yes. May as well join the march desu lad.
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Sitting in my room playing Earthbound for the first time whilst my senpai watches the soaps in the living room.

Who /alonebutcomfy/ here?
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>>25247186
My lad. Hope you've watched Ted and Blackadder for good measure too.
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Merry Christmas /britfeel/bros.

Hope you're day is going ok.

Love >tfw no hannah anon.
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>>25247335
>leaving out 'knowing me, knowing yule'

hmmm
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>>25247355

>you're

what was i thinking?
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>>25247355
>>25247375
>tfw you won't be spending christmas night with hannah
really depressed tbqh
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>>25247375
wew, I've never seen the Hannah nudes before

is there anything lewder?
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>>25247359
Well fuck me, christmas is ruined.

I'm sorry anon.
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>>25247335
*click* NOICE

Did Alan Partridge ever have any Christmas episodes? I can't remember. If it did I will watch that too.

tfw love cult britcoms but haven't seen many
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>>25247397
mate, I hate to break this to you but...
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>>25247375
>>25247355
Who is this, hannah?
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any of you guys go out drinking xmas eve?
I did and ended up running home because some rapist tried to follow me and touch my ass
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>>25247432
but...?


original comment
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>>25247387

It's a tough feel tbqh.

>you won't put the kids to bed and then fuck her deep in the arse on the sofa on christmas night
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I feel ill as fuck and have to go to work tomorrow

If I call in sick its going to look dodgy because its boxing day

Fucking hell lads wat do? I havent had a sick day in like 8 months, think they will care?
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>feel depressed
>drink
>feel worse
>drink more
>feel suicidal
>drink
>stop feeling and thinking
>pass out
Just want to curl up in bed and hibernate until spring tbqh
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>>25247479

Go in for an hour so they can see how unwell you are then cry off ill. Much less suspicious that way.
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I have a deadline for Monday
After getting a template and an hour of explaining what I should do, I still have no idea.
And the fact that I'm semi-drunk on alcohols doesn't help either.
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>>25245533
Just buy some Stan smiths
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>>25247427
K N O W I N G M E , K N O W I N G Y U L E
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>>25245833
>wearing straight fit
At least cop slim tapered senpai
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>>25242387
Only if they're cooked in garlic or something.
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>>25245905
E2-E4
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>>25247516
here's an idea

>don't drink

fucking spanner
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>>25247612
it keeps happening lad
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>>25247449
Really makes me miss my girlfriend, she looks quite similar but blonde.
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>>25247572
Oh is that from Knowing Me, Knowing You? I've only seen I'm Alan Partridge. I suck, I know.
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>>25246419
>>25246330
Does your name begin with C?
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If anyone cares Steam is getting fucked over.
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>>25242359
I could have went and spent Christmas with the whole family. Instead i'm sitting in my room lonely, by myself.
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>>25247612
Have you ever been an alcoholic? Just out of interest, not defending his decisions or anything
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>>25247818

What do you mean?

ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT TBQH
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>>25247838
lolo I doubt it her birthday's in June
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>>25247849
>>>/int/52650044
qaergthqo934t9082q3y0t9gq3y4tg9q
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>>25247824
I feel ya brah [muted]
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>>25247772

She's probably getting her Christmas present from Jamal as we speak. Deffo unloading his sack into her.
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>>25247840
nah blud
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>>25247818
Its back on now isn't it?
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>>25247849
You can see random people's account details. Not sure if it's a security breach or just a technical problem but it's still fucked up.
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>>25247877
The thing is, i don't even have a valid reason not to go. I wish i did go, i will only remember the crapiness of this Christmas. Didn't even have a Christmas dinner.
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