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Too early edition
Why are my neighbours cats playing UFC (Ultimate Fighting Cats) at this time of the day?
REAL NIGGA HOURS SMSH THAT MFIN LYKE BUTTON
>>25235157
We need a real nigga hours OP image for these ephemeral editions.
Pakis hate christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYJjuq-ymQ
Merry fucking Christmas you slags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
little something to get you in the christmas spirits
tfw it's been months since you were last here
Hello britfeel, my old friend
>>25235620
What a giant headed cunt
>>25235645
what brought you back? why'd you leave in the first place?
>it's been 17 hours since after i ate that weed brownie
>still fucking lightheaded and dizzy
Fuck me mate I've been outcold for like 10 hours already.
>>25235645
Welcome back senpai, what stirs you at this hour?
>>25235710
Didn't you put loads in it?
>>25235748
He put 20 quids worth in, that'd be about 2g which is fucking loads.
He's probably ruined his brain.
>>25235709
Just felt crippling loneliness since it's christmas, and I have to spend it at work soon. The burden of such feels reminded me of britfeel.
I left because real life was too distracting and I temporarily used halo 5 for escapism.
>>25235717
A boner and work in an hour.
Is there any chance of being merry now that I've limited myself to maybe having 3 hours of sleep at most lads
>>25235800
What's your job lad?
>>25235833
Soft services supervisor for a mental hospital
>>25235814
Yes, 3 is plenty.
>>25235780
>He's probably ruined his brain.
Isn't that the dream, break the thing that hurts the most?
>>25235860
>Soft services
Explain pls
>>25235916
Basically manage catering and cleaning.
>mum's having extended family around later
i want them all to fuck off, they've done nothing but mock me my whole life
decided im spending the day in my room, i have cards for my mum and brother but that's it
who else /hidingfromfamily/ in here? im gonna go grab some food i can keep in here before people wake up
>he's posting on 4chan on christmas day
saddos
>>25236058
>>25236058
Hoisted by your own petard senpai
What you get for Christmas lads
My top 4 hob rings of 2015:-
1. Front right (2)
2. Back left (3)
3. Front left (1)
4. Back right (4)
*last years rankings in brackets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYvRyX2Fu4
>>25236227
really bad year for front left, a poor performance
>>25236189
Money which I have spent some of on:
SmellyDavidoff Adventure
Gloves
Booze
Hat
Hip flask
How about you anon?
>>25235929
what's the pay like
ooorrrriiigggiiinnnaaaalllll
>tfw 0 presents
Oh... It's the thought that counts right? I never did get that chair I wanted so it's probably my fault, maybe next year I won't spend so much on everyone else and buy my own presents
Drunk half a bottle of gin already lads, feeling wankered not festive.
>>25236400
Wait, if you bought people stuff and you got nothing then keep the shit abd return it
>>25236393
9 an hour
kill me
>>25236476
That's not what christmas is about.
>>25236477
not that bad lad you could be like me on 7 an hour at tesco
merry crimbo
>>25236571
ayy m8
same to you
off to work I go
>>25236476
I said I only wanted a chair and 3 people pooled in 80bong for it, haven't had a chance to get it because everyone else has been busy sorting other people out. I ended up paying more than 100 on them all, and I don't even have a job. My dad can easily spend 2k on a guitar but not even a fiver for some socks or chocolate. Guess I'm just here for food this year, merry Christmas I guess guys
>>25236799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA
Lads, yesterday i was shopping with mummy and there was a homless mudslime woman trying to sell the big issue and saying merry christmas, almost started laughing desu, then i felt a bit angry, taqiya cunts.
OL FAITHFUL: Merry Christmas everyone.
Does the guy who collects his spunk all year round in bottles still post them every new year on /b/?
>>25235115
Kek. First comment to make me legit giggle tonight. I needed that
Merry Christmas, nerds
>>25237515
>tonight
GTFO
oc
>told my mum I'd help on the farm
>she left without me
Classic useless NEET son.
>tfw woke up to my mum and dad throwing coal at me and telling me to get a job
>>25237562
>say you're going to help
>spend all morning in bed and make no effort to actually help
piece of shit
>>25235860
>3 hours of sleep is plenty.
You silly wagecuck, stop trying to kid yourself that 3 hours of sleep is natural.
>>25237678
I was up at 8 and awake some time before then ;~;
>>25237719
You can sleep when you're dead, only losers waste their lives in bed.
>>25236189
Splatoon, a jumper and 60 jaffa cakes
>>25236189
A lump of coal
Tfw spent over 200 quid on my mum and she got me a deodorant set and a pair of pyjamas
I'm out
>>25237768
If you sleep for only 3 hours a night then death will come much quicker. Everyone should get at least 8 hours of sleep minimum.
>>25235780
>20 quids wortth
That's at least 3g where I live. Who the fuck does he think he is Snoop Dogg? That's fucking ridiculous amount to eat.
Morning boys
I'm never awake this early, feels weird man.
>tfw too cold to get out of bed
>tfw being dragged to Christmas dinner at my cousins later
>I've got really bad gas
>>25237973
He could have smoked all that over time as well instead he shoved it all in a brownie
>>25238017
So? It's your family, they've all seen worse
>>25238017
fart it all out
The ultimate 'I didn't know what to get you' present
Who got this?
>>25238115
Literally all I got mate, thank fuck I bought a tonne of booze last night.
>girl I really liked but was a very bad influence on me messages me saying merry christmas
>ignored her so far
>probably wont say it back
Atleast I got a new fightstick for Christmas
>>25238161
>bad influence on you
Did she make you leave the house and be a normie?
>>25238176
Pretty much but I'd go over to her house and do drugs and skip class and work to hang out with her
>>25238085
>>25238092
Its really bad. My room smells like a public restroom at a concert.
Just saw the Queen's Christmas speech
God save her desu
Who all /gotnothing/ here?
What did you get for christmas?
I got nothing.
>>25238115
Add me to the list. I also got a terry's chocolate orange and some fruit pastilles.
>>25238192
Sounds like my type of gal
As long as she's not fat. Is she fat?
>>25238232
I told everyone I didn't want anything but I still ended up with shit I don't have room for.
>>25238227
The Queen is a bellend desu
>>25238246
>>25238246
Didn't get anything either.
Dad has now put on Mrs Brown's Boys so I've retreated to my room
>>25238266
>>25238259
>>25238248
>Everyone done Christmas already
You lot don't fuck around do you?
I still haven't managed to get out of bed yet.
Why do dads play the same old dated Christmas songs every year like slade and wizard?
comfy as fuck lads
Hey guys, who got me for Christmas?
>>25238303
>Now with Toblerone
AH FUCK SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
>>25238262
Spotted the Brit
All the good British stock died in the wars. Only the cowards and single mums survived to breed
>>25238303
The ultimate 'I don't give a shit about you to the point I won't even get you Heroes or Celebrations' chocolate present.
Only present this year was a handcrafted buhda from my mum.
Goes well with the hand painted Buddha she bought me for my birthday...
Seriously why?
>>25238343
That's only really true of the upper class but it is still extremely true.
>>25238115
got ny dad that
and i'm sure he's got it me too
>>25238374
She wants you to convert.
Who's ready for the worst character to return and spoil what was a really good season tonight?
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
They still allow Christmas in the inbred isles?
>>25238424
Sadly I won't be able to watch it tonight because my cousins prefer shit like coronation street.
Merry Christmas my friends
>>25238443
Even coronation street is better than that shit
Merry Christmas everyone, get in the spirits!!!!
Here's something that will help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA
>>25238465
Coronation street is normie as shit. I've seen women literally throw tantrums over not being able to watch it.
just went downstairs and my mum and dad are arguing
i'll try again in an hour
>>25238474
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best?
>>25238484
I dunno why, it's the same three storylines
Someone has an affair
Someone gets murdered
Someone has a baby
Then either of the three storylines gets the big twist on their christmas special
Affair is found out during wedding
Someone dies
Person goes into labour and either loses the baby or has baby.
Then every few years they have a massive fucking disaster where half the cast is killed off and you wonder in soap logic why anyone wants to live there if every 5 years half the people die
Merry Chritmas lads, got a new shitposting throne.
Hope you all have a blessed day
STAY AWAY FROM THE COOKIES!
Who here gonna be watching best Christmas movie later?
>tfw browsing 4chan on Christmas
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>25238520
Merry Christmas matey.
>>25238115
does anyone ever use the shower gel?
>>25235010
wheres all tha muslims in this pic
>>25238581
I don't even know how to use it or what it's for
>>25238367
The packaging is so generic I don't know which ones are good to eat and which ones should suffer the same fate as the omnipresent Fudge (tm) bar.
>Tfw hitting up dealer on christmas day
is there a scummier feel?
Merry Christmas lads, are you all ready for a day of forced good cheer and being asked why you dont have a gf yet?
>pyjamas
>socks
>Celebrations (Wanted QS)
fuck, I want to be a kid again and open up a giant Lego set or something and spend all day building it. Instead I'm on the PC 30m after opening everything.
>>25238559
Haha watched that last night. GOAT Christmas film
>>25238595
In the shower, you put some on your hands and wash yourself with it.
Then you barely smell like lynx because the water washes it off.
>>25238625
Are you retarded?
You turn the water off before you put it on so it stays on your body and you'll actually smell of Lynx
>>25238638
So you walk around covered in sticky gel all day?
That's even more retarded
>>25236189
Money+Enough sweets to give me diabetes,beer and the comfiest hoodie I've ever worn along with a new coat. Made out like a bandit this Christmas
Reminder if you haven't gone/aren't going to church today you are a paki
>>25238655
>So you walk around covered in sticky gel all day?
Hurr durr
It dries when you rub the towel on it but stays on your body so you smell good. Fucking hell I know we're all shuts ins but you can you not even into how to take a fucking shower?
>>25238672
Ever heard the expression "dry as a pommy's towel"?
How many Lynx box sets did you guys get this year?
>>25238608
>a day of forced good cheer and being asked why you dont have a gf yet?
Beer and bullshit is how I indeed to deal with it when everything kicks off later.
>>25236189
50 quid, a calendar and some chocolate coins
Being an adult is g-great
2
I have like 10 boxes form previous years just piled up
I hate Christmas, hungover as fuck once again and now I have to spend the next 4 hours cooking for a bunch of people who treat me like shit, might stuff the turkey with jizz this this.
>spent the entire morning vomiting last night's Chinese takeaway.
Ffs lads, not on Christmas
>>25238728
Meant to reply to this anon >>25238715
>>25238732
Why do you have to cook how old are you?
>tfw first christmas living alone and santa didn't turn up
h-he must have delivered them to my parent's house right lads?
>>25238638
lel calling people retarded for not putting on showergel when dry.
Have you seriously been lathering your dry body with showergel your whole life? At least 4chan gave me a good chuckle for chrimbo this year
>>25238115
*takes a whiff*
hol up
*brings it closer to nose*
HOL UP
*sprays it right up close the chemicals burning the nose*
SMACKS LIPS TOGHETHER WE WUZ FRESH MY NIKAKA WE BATHE N SHIT
BOII
tfw so working class that for christmas dinner was an english breakfast
Everyone has gone out now and im left alone
>>25237023
I had a kebab last night and the paki serving me said that, didn't realise what he said at first so I gave him the ol' y-you too
>>25238638
You understand the purpose od shower gel is to clean you and be washed off, right?
>>25238759
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>Turn on shower water
>get in
>get all wet
>once wet turn the shower off
>apply shower gel
>exit shower
>dry off showergel with towel
>enough of it stays on your body that you'll be able to smell it for the rest of the day
You seriously don't know how to shower? How fucking hard is it
>>25238735
Were you drunk or sick?
>>25238638
the type of cunt that spray a quarter bottle of deoderant on himself
>>25238808
I've got AIDs mate
>>25238804
>Your towel is now crusted over with dry flaky showergel jizz
th-thanks lynx
I can't wait to go outside and smell the stench of Lynx in the air from all the presents.
>>25238812
No you fucking moron you don't need to use deodrant because the shower gel is still on you all day so you still smell like Lynx
>>25238792
No, water is to clean you shower gel is to smell good. If you wash it off straight away you're literally just pouring your money down the drain.
>>25238804
>dry off showergel with towel
Please tell me this isnt how you use shampoo
>>25238748
my parents always get too drunk and argue so they stop cooking. I'm 24 and the past 3 years its been my responsibility to cook because I'm the only one whos not an alcoholic.
>>25238804
o I am laffin lad, youre absolutely mental.
>>25238838
>No, water is to clean you shower gel is to smell good.
Ss
No, shower gel is scented soap. The fuck is wrong eith you?
Fuck it I'm off apparently I'm more a normie than I thought seeing as the rest of you can't even take a proper shower.
>>25238804
>some people actually believe this is how you shower
>call people retarded for not showering like this
My present to you this year is a guide on how to use showergel:
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Shower-Gel
>>25238867
How do you do it then faggot?
>>25238843
ur not alone f.am, hang in there
>>25238804
I've met a man that used fairy liquid to wash his hair.
>>25238876
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU >>25238804
You should be old enough to know without having to ask 4chan for help though
>>25238843
are you the lad whose mum sneaks out to the pub and whose dad is always getting lary
>my cup of tea isn't sweet enough
Christmas is ruined.
>>25238804
>Not using a loofah
Anon, are you legitimately retarded?
>>25238873
I often wondrrd about these articles - are they a joke or do prople who would need them really exist.
Now I know.
>>25238896
Nah man, that's me. That dude you've just replied too is a different guy.
Hi, though.
>>25238890
I refuse to believe the solution is to wreck your towels with crusty gel jizz
You're making this shit up
>>25238867
You have downs lol
Gonna start drinking at 11, when are you guys starting?
>tfw getting beer belly
Update on my working class christmas
My parents did get me something after all, a book.
They think I'm a nerd because I went to uni (just your average student) and I love history and I love politics etc.
They bought me a book about science made by that XKCD because it says 'le nerd royalty, nerdds will love this book' on the front
should I just fucking hang myself?
>>25238804
mug
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25238922
>not owning a washing machine
Okay mate I've tried to help you but you're beyond it apparently.
>>25238936
my mum is my washing machine
>>25238927
You think that's bad, I just saw my mum giving my dad a hair cut in the hallway. He was bitching about the hair falling onto the floor.
>>25238935
That's not Lynx though that's Palmolive some women shit
>>25238927
is it just a collection of shit comic strips then? whatever the fuck they're called
>>25238958
Is this why women assume I'm gay because of my choice of shampoo?
tfw have to stop masturbating and playing mario maker today
>>25238952
>>25238927
>1 (one) chance at this life
>born working class
Thanks guys, I'm now full of self-loathing and haven't even gotten out of bed yet.
>>25238958
If you want to smell like Lynx, then why not just use
Lynx bo spray?
>>25238914
alright mate, hope it's ok there. my parents are just emotionally stilted and hard to communicate with. if you try to say anything in front of the tv dad just says 'shut up' or makes an aggressively sarcastic comment.
>>25238246
I got the usual bingo list
>Lynx set
>Pyjamas
>Boxers
>Heroes
>Socks
Then I get my one thing I ask for every year, this year was a new keyboard and I really like it.
Then the surprise was the money, usually the money comes from my other relatives but my mother gave me 150 pounds because I was 'doing so well with myself' e.g. not being a NEET since I'm now volunteering and going to job interviews and such.
I also got promoted at my volunteering place, not that it means much as I dont get paid, looks good on my CV though.
Good Christmas overall.
>>25238936
this guy is literally retarded, ignore his posts.
I bet he leaves his toothpaste in all day too because spitting it out would be a waste of money heh
>>25238977
It doesn't last as long as the gel
>>25238927
did you watch the big history quiz on tudors last nite? was pretty good, i edit history books for a living (mostly tudors and before) so i was blitzing it. shud be on iplayer if u missed it
You guys having your Christmas wank today?
>>25238952
That actually sounds pretty charming
>>25238952
Kek, what?
>>25238960
It's literally a short comic with some sort of semi-scientific explanation to 'le randumb questions for the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd'
>How could we build a lego bridge from London to New York
>How many humans would a rampging T-rex eat each day?
>What would happen if we all jumped at the same time
I fucking hate science. I've not done it since GCSE, since I realised I prefer History/ Politics etc
Just end me
>>25238987
>I bet he leaves his toothpaste in all day too because spitting it out would be a waste of money heh
>le troll man XD
Why would you spit your toothpaste out?
>tfw gotta wait on amazon for a Solid State Drive to go on offer
Got a feeling it isn't gonna go on offer. They had one on offer on Black Friday but I was too jewish and wanted it to be cheaper.
>>25239002
best thing about science is karl pilkington misinterpreting it. 'a flea can jump over the london eye'
>>25238995
Didn't even know it was on, cheers lad. I'll have a watch
Merry Christmas
>>25238998
Think I'll give him the day off today, t'is Christmas, after all.
>>25239013
They are cheap as shit nowadays you retard come on
>>25239020
enjoy, it's a solid hour!
>>25239002
>I fucking hate science.don't make me diss humanities
>>25239002
>What would happen if we all jumped at the same time
What would happen?
>>25239002
XKCD's What If?I want that book for Christmas, I read the baseball one and found it entertaining...
>>25239029
>They are cheap as shit nowadays you retard come on
Yeah, alright then you prat.
>>25238569
We all want to know, anon
>>25239034
It's not a competition mate, I just don't raelly enjoy it.
I don't care for the way they market it to young lads either with this 'WAHEYYY HOW LONG DOES A STEAK TAKE TO COOK IF WE DROP IT FROM SPACE?' with all this randumb shit.
Just a bit sad, because my parents often forgot what degree I was studying whilst I was doing it and they were obviously out looking for me and thought, 'oh, our son, he likes reading doesn't he and he's a bit of a nerd, let's get him this whacky science book' after walking past the ubiquity of political and history books I would have actually read
Who here ready for
>Look who's come out of his cave!
>>25239050
Earthquakes in China or something and not much else
>>25239060
you could say cars are expensive as shit too if your only looking at bentleys and lamborghinis.
the 120gb one is only 34.99, you cant say thats too much.
>>25239060
>35 with far more than enough space for operating system and other highly used programs
>>25239050
It literally says nothing happens, we aren't heavy enough, but then afterwards mass confusion as there is no phone signal and riots break out
>>25239057
That's the one lad, don't, it's shite
>>25239065
That's the whole point of Christmas mate, it let's you demonstrate exactly how well you don't know people.
>>25239065
then your problem is with pop sci mate, literally there for retards so they can think they're super smart because they can share an IFL Science post on their facebook
>>25239060
not even a tb?
Merry Christmas, you fags :^)
>>25239013
You can get a 40 quid 240gb SSD from scan
>>25239069
>Have you got a girlfriend yet?
>Why not, you're so handsome anon!
>>25239093
That would be the most stupidest thing to buy a 120GB. That ain't big enough to future proof myself.
>>25239111
There's a Sammysung one but that's over 200 quid. I need one over 500GB at least
>>25239137
T-Thanks, gramps.
>>25239178
Grandad's drunken rambling stories.
>>25239198
>When I was your age I had already moved out, gotten married and had my first kid.
>>25239132
Thanks for the recommendation
>>25239217
"I dont know what you're talking about being unable to find a job. This generation is just lazy. Back in my day you could work hard, we didn't pick and choose like you lot.
Such a self entitled generation. All you want is instant gratification." Says your grandfather you who saw rant because he had to wait in line for a McDonalds.
>>25239050
Nothing at all, as expected
Do you ever wonder why people didn't just give you the money to buy you something rather than wasting it on something like Lynx or chocolates or whatever? Even if it was something tiny like a fiver?
>>25239343
Smart people do that. I'd rather people do that so I can get what I want.
>>25239350
Like I know Heroes don't cost much, but fuck give me the 2.50 over ANOTHER tin of chocolates. I'll use it for my bus fair or some pringles
>>25239217
Oh god I've got this in store for me when my brother and his wife show up.
Might just kill myself before they arrive.
>>25239362
What if they buy you Pringles?
>>25239372
Then they know me well, so it's all good.
I dont mind food gifts as long as they're unique. Like fuck I cant get through this many chocolates.
I'd rather have the money if they honestly didn't know what to get me. I still haven't gotten through last year's lynx, I got that many.
>>25239343
Occasionally, but then I consider that time 4 months from now when I'm running late for something, and I'm in the shower, and I begin to panic about not having any shower gel,only to remember my uncle's Xmas gift.
>>25239069
>Hey man! Wow, it's been what? Like eight years now? Maybe nine?
>Wow, remember when you used to be taller than me? Look at us now, haha
>I was gonna bring my girlfriend here but she had to go see her family on Christmas.
>So what do you do now? Got a job or anything?
>Hey remember when we used to be SO into Dragonball Z back in the day? How lame were we?
>>25239397
do you make sure to use it dry without washing it off? you're wasting uncle daves money otherwise.
POST YOUR CHRISTMAS HAULS LADS
I got perfume/whisky/sleeping bag and chocolate oranges
>>25239476
What else could there be?
Merry Christmas everyone!
Is everyone feeling festive?
>tfw family tradition to open presents at midnight, so the morning just feels like another day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh8EnNEaeU
merry merry
Weak >>25239494
Lol I got that
>>25239476
Secret Santa got me this. Nearly knocked up an 18yr at work so hence the preg test. It's a joke at my expense.
So here it is, Merry Christmas
What you having for breakfast anon?
>>25239476
I got a new set of kitchen knives, a TV and a New York patterned clock so far. I'll see what else I get later because everyone's meeting at my sister's.
>Mother and housemate both insist on actually giving presents for the spirit of unwrapping things, rather than just giving you money
>tfw cant open presents till the afternoon
not that i'm all that bothered, really. regardless, have a good one lads
>>25239512
I think everyone in the thread did.
![IMG_0257[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mXf7RiD.jpg "IMG_0257[1].jpg")
>>25239002
I got this last year for my birthday, not some comic it was a full hardback with about 300 pages of full in depth explanations to loads of questions with some comical questions too. It's actually quite a good read if you are into physics, thought the "nerd" advertising is cringy.
>>25239560
Why? Family tradition?
>>25239522
Fuck off you fucking normie scum
I got:
>Chivas Royal Salute 21-year old whisky (belated 21st birthday present)
>Jagermeister gift set (2 little bottles of it + 2 shot glasses)
>Bottle of Disaronno
>Dove shampoo
>Several pairs of boxers
>Chocolate coins
>100 quid cheque
Not great desu. Really trying to quit my alcoholic tendencies and get good in 2016 but the family just gave me even more booze.
Mum refused to give me kitchen knives that I actually wanted for Christmas due to absolutely baseless superstition.
No chocolate orange = shit christmas.
Tfw Christmas alone
>>25239476
I got cash, some socks, a box of chocolate fingers, a shirt and tie, a T-shirt, The Movement book from Nathan for you, and a Italian movie poster that I asked for.
>>25239630
I thought he only had sad emotions?
>>25239587
aye, then again, does give me something to look forward to i suppose
bought myself a new car, nothing from santa this year though
>>25239682
sad curry consuming emotions
>>25239703
What car did you get, bruv?
>>25239476
I got the Christmas bingo or usual stuff:
Hoodies
Jeans
Socks
Boxers
Lynx
Heroes
Toblerone
PJs
And I got some new shoes which is great because I really needed some
I got a new keyboard and mouse and it actually looks pretty nice and again, I needed that.
I got Rise of the Tomb Raider
Two Pringles
A box of malteasers
and some money.
tfw no Dairy Milk this year.
>>25239714
2009 Peugeot 207, got the chav sport version with VTI and tightened suspension. cheap + fun to drive
Anyone get Ferrero Rocher?
I got lounge pants, a Starbucks gift card, a theatre gift card, an end table, and a bit of cash.
Not bad, not bad at all.
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>>25239476
>Dressing gown
>Fluffy socks
>New PJs
>One of those blankets with sleeves
Can't handle all this comfy desu.
>>25239775
Wrap yourself in all of it and watch a crimmus film on BBC.
Can't wait for that dry flavourless turkey
I got one of those "parody" onaholes from my wife.
Haters gonna hate, Imma fuck it anyways.
>tfw no family to spend christmas with
Guess i'm stuck with you all now, might as well drink my sorrows away
>>25239788
Maybe later, pupper is looking grouchy.
Does anyone else love putting on new socks and PJ pants at Christmas?
I'm done lads, gonna go have a wank then take 20 benzos. See you all on the other side.
>>25239856
>parody
it's called dropping hints
>>25239859
>11:51
Already on my third white Russian.
>>25239892
Dropping pills is a horrible way to kill yourself.
Most of the time it doesn't even work and it hurts like a motherfucker and just wrecks your insides without killing you.
It's a primarily female suicide method, which is why females have a huge suicide failure rate
>>25239892
alright, merry christmas
>duvets have only been around since the 60s
What the fuck were they using before?
>>25239901
is that eggnog and vodka?
>>25239942
4 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 2 parts whole milk.
