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Too early edition
Why are my neighbours cats playing UFC (Ultimate Fighting Cats) at this time of the day?
REAL NIGGA HOURS SMSH THAT MFIN LYKE BUTTON
>>25235157
We need a real nigga hours OP image for these ephemeral editions.
Pakis hate christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYJjuq-ymQ
Merry fucking Christmas you slags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
little something to get you in the christmas spirits
tfw it's been months since you were last here
Hello britfeel, my old friend
>>25235620
What a giant headed cunt
>>25235645
what brought you back? why'd you leave in the first place?
>it's been 17 hours since after i ate that weed brownie
>still fucking lightheaded and dizzy
Fuck me mate I've been outcold for like 10 hours already.
>>25235645
Welcome back senpai, what stirs you at this hour?
>>25235710
Didn't you put loads in it?
>>25235748
He put 20 quids worth in, that'd be about 2g which is fucking loads.
He's probably ruined his brain.
>>25235709
Just felt crippling loneliness since it's christmas, and I have to spend it at work soon. The burden of such feels reminded me of britfeel.
I left because real life was too distracting and I temporarily used halo 5 for escapism.
>>25235717
A boner and work in an hour.
Is there any chance of being merry now that I've limited myself to maybe having 3 hours of sleep at most lads
>>25235800
What's your job lad?
>>25235833
Soft services supervisor for a mental hospital
>>25235814
Yes, 3 is plenty.
>>25235780
>He's probably ruined his brain.
Isn't that the dream, break the thing that hurts the most?
>>25235860
>Soft services
Explain pls
>>25235916
Basically manage catering and cleaning.
>mum's having extended family around later
i want them all to fuck off, they've done nothing but mock me my whole life
decided im spending the day in my room, i have cards for my mum and brother but that's it
who else /hidingfromfamily/ in here? im gonna go grab some food i can keep in here before people wake up
>he's posting on 4chan on christmas day
saddos
>>25236058
>>25236058
Hoisted by your own petard senpai
What you get for Christmas lads
My top 4 hob rings of 2015:-
1. Front right (2)
2. Back left (3)
3. Front left (1)
4. Back right (4)
*last years rankings in brackets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYvRyX2Fu4
>>25236227
really bad year for front left, a poor performance
>>25236189
Money which I have spent some of on:
SmellyDavidoff Adventure
Gloves
Booze
Hat
Hip flask
How about you anon?
>>25235929
what's the pay like
ooorrrriiigggiiinnnaaaalllll
>tfw 0 presents
Oh... It's the thought that counts right? I never did get that chair I wanted so it's probably my fault, maybe next year I won't spend so much on everyone else and buy my own presents
Drunk half a bottle of gin already lads, feeling wankered not festive.
>>25236400
Wait, if you bought people stuff and you got nothing then keep the shit abd return it
>>25236393
9 an hour
kill me
>>25236476
That's not what christmas is about.
>>25236477
not that bad lad you could be like me on 7 an hour at tesco
merry crimbo
>>25236571
ayy m8
same to you
off to work I go
>>25236476
I said I only wanted a chair and 3 people pooled in 80bong for it, haven't had a chance to get it because everyone else has been busy sorting other people out. I ended up paying more than 100 on them all, and I don't even have a job. My dad can easily spend 2k on a guitar but not even a fiver for some socks or chocolate. Guess I'm just here for food this year, merry Christmas I guess guys
>>25236799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA
Lads, yesterday i was shopping with mummy and there was a homless mudslime woman trying to sell the big issue and saying merry christmas, almost started laughing desu, then i felt a bit angry, taqiya cunts.
OL FAITHFUL: Merry Christmas everyone.
Does the guy who collects his spunk all year round in bottles still post them every new year on /b/?
>>25235115
Kek. First comment to make me legit giggle tonight. I needed that
Merry Christmas, nerds
>>25237515
>tonight
GTFO
oc
>told my mum I'd help on the farm
>she left without me
Classic useless NEET son.
>tfw woke up to my mum and dad throwing coal at me and telling me to get a job
>>25237562
>say you're going to help
>spend all morning in bed and make no effort to actually help
piece of shit
>>25235860
>3 hours of sleep is plenty.
You silly wagecuck, stop trying to kid yourself that 3 hours of sleep is natural.
>>25237678
I was up at 8 and awake some time before then ;~;
>>25237719
You can sleep when you're dead, only losers waste their lives in bed.
>>25236189
Splatoon, a jumper and 60 jaffa cakes
>>25236189
A lump of coal
Tfw spent over 200 quid on my mum and she got me a deodorant set and a pair of pyjamas
I'm out
>>25237768
If you sleep for only 3 hours a night then death will come much quicker. Everyone should get at least 8 hours of sleep minimum.
>>25235780
>20 quids wortth
That's at least 3g where I live. Who the fuck does he think he is Snoop Dogg? That's fucking ridiculous amount to eat.
Morning boys
I'm never awake this early, feels weird man.
>tfw too cold to get out of bed
>tfw being dragged to Christmas dinner at my cousins later
>I've got really bad gas
>>25237973
He could have smoked all that over time as well instead he shoved it all in a brownie
>>25238017
So? It's your family, they've all seen worse
>>25238017
fart it all out
The ultimate 'I didn't know what to get you' present
Who got this?
>>25238115
Literally all I got mate, thank fuck I bought a tonne of booze last night.
>girl I really liked but was a very bad influence on me messages me saying merry christmas
>ignored her so far
>probably wont say it back
Atleast I got a new fightstick for Christmas
>>25238161
>bad influence on you
Did she make you leave the house and be a normie?
>>25238176
Pretty much but I'd go over to her house and do drugs and skip class and work to hang out with her
>>25238085
>>25238092
Its really bad. My room smells like a public restroom at a concert.
Just saw the Queen's Christmas speech
God save her desu
Who all /gotnothing/ here?
What did you get for christmas?
I got nothing.
>>25238115
Add me to the list. I also got a terry's chocolate orange and some fruit pastilles.
>>25238192
Sounds like my type of gal
As long as she's not fat. Is she fat?
>>25238232
I told everyone I didn't want anything but I still ended up with shit I don't have room for.
>>25238227
The Queen is a bellend desu
>>25238246
>>25238246
Didn't get anything either.
Dad has now put on Mrs Brown's Boys so I've retreated to my room
>>25238266
>>25238259
>>25238248
>Everyone done Christmas already
You lot don't fuck around do you?
I still haven't managed to get out of bed yet.
Why do dads play the same old dated Christmas songs every year like slade and wizard?
comfy as fuck lads
Hey guys, who got me for Christmas?
>>25238303
>Now with Toblerone
AH FUCK SHIT HURTS MY HANDS
>>25238262
Spotted the Brit
All the good British stock died in the wars. Only the cowards and single mums survived to breed
>>25238303
The ultimate 'I don't give a shit about you to the point I won't even get you Heroes or Celebrations' chocolate present.
Only present this year was a handcrafted buhda from my mum.
Goes well with the hand painted Buddha she bought me for my birthday...
Seriously why?
>>25238343
That's only really true of the upper class but it is still extremely true.
>>25238115
got ny dad that
and i'm sure he's got it me too
>>25238374
She wants you to convert.
Who's ready for the worst character to return and spoil what was a really good season tonight?
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
They still allow Christmas in the inbred isles?
>>25238424
Sadly I won't be able to watch it tonight because my cousins prefer shit like coronation street.
Merry Christmas my friends
>>25238443
Even coronation street is better than that shit
Merry Christmas everyone, get in the spirits!!!!
Here's something that will help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8KT365wlA
>>25238465
Coronation street is normie as shit. I've seen women literally throw tantrums over not being able to watch it.
just went downstairs and my mum and dad are arguing
i'll try again in an hour
>>25238474
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best?
>>25238484
I dunno why, it's the same three storylines
Someone has an affair
Someone gets murdered
Someone has a baby
Then either of the three storylines gets the big twist on their christmas special
Affair is found out during wedding
Someone dies
Person goes into labour and either loses the baby or has baby.
Then every few years they have a massive fucking disaster where half the cast is killed off and you wonder in soap logic why anyone wants to live there if every 5 years half the people die
Merry Chritmas lads, got a new shitposting throne.
Hope you all have a blessed day
STAY AWAY FROM THE COOKIES!
Who here gonna be watching best Christmas movie later?
>tfw browsing 4chan on Christmas
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>25238520
Merry Christmas matey.
>>25238115
does anyone ever use the shower gel?
>>25235010
wheres all tha muslims in this pic
>>25238581
I don't even know how to use it or what it's for
>>25238367
The packaging is so generic I don't know which ones are good to eat and which ones should suffer the same fate as the omnipresent Fudge (tm) bar.
>Tfw hitting up dealer on christmas day
is there a scummier feel?
Merry Christmas lads, are you all ready for a day of forced good cheer and being asked why you dont have a gf yet?
>pyjamas
>socks
>Celebrations (Wanted QS)
fuck, I want to be a kid again and open up a giant Lego set or something and spend all day building it. Instead I'm on the PC 30m after opening everything.
>>25238559
Haha watched that last night. GOAT Christmas film
>>25238595
In the shower, you put some on your hands and wash yourself with it.
Then you barely smell like lynx because the water washes it off.
>>25238625
Are you retarded?
You turn the water off before you put it on so it stays on your body and you'll actually smell of Lynx
>>25238638
So you walk around covered in sticky gel all day?
That's even more retarded
>>25236189
Money+Enough sweets to give me diabetes,beer and the comfiest hoodie I've ever worn along with a new coat. Made out like a bandit this Christmas
Reminder if you haven't gone/aren't going to church today you are a paki
>>25238655
>So you walk around covered in sticky gel all day?
Hurr durr
It dries when you rub the towel on it but stays on your body so you smell good. Fucking hell I know we're all shuts ins but you can you not even into how to take a fucking shower?
>>25238672
Ever heard the expression "dry as a pommy's towel"?
How many Lynx box sets did you guys get this year?
>>25238608
>a day of forced good cheer and being asked why you dont have a gf yet?
Beer and bullshit is how I indeed to deal with it when everything kicks off later.
>>25236189
50 quid, a calendar and some chocolate coins
Being an adult is g-great
2
I have like 10 boxes form previous years just piled up
I hate Christmas, hungover as fuck once again and now I have to spend the next 4 hours cooking for a bunch of people who treat me like shit, might stuff the turkey with jizz this this.
>spent the entire morning vomiting last night's Chinese takeaway.
Ffs lads, not on Christmas
>>25238728
Meant to reply to this anon >>25238715
>>25238732
Why do you have to cook how old are you?
>tfw first christmas living alone and santa didn't turn up
h-he must have delivered them to my parent's house right lads?
>>25238638
lel calling people retarded for not putting on showergel when dry.
Have you seriously been lathering your dry body with showergel your whole life? At least 4chan gave me a good chuckle for chrimbo this year
>>25238115
*takes a whiff*
hol up
*brings it closer to nose*
HOL UP
*sprays it right up close the chemicals burning the nose*
SMACKS LIPS TOGHETHER WE WUZ FRESH MY NIKAKA WE BATHE N SHIT
BOII
tfw so working class that for christmas dinner was an english breakfast
Everyone has gone out now and im left alone
>>25237023
I had a kebab last night and the paki serving me said that, didn't realise what he said at first so I gave him the ol' y-you too
>>25238638
You understand the purpose od shower gel is to clean you and be washed off, right?
>>25238759
NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>Turn on shower water
>get in
>get all wet
>once wet turn the shower off
>apply shower gel
>exit shower
>dry off showergel with towel
>enough of it stays on your body that you'll be able to smell it for the rest of the day
You seriously don't know how to shower? How fucking hard is it
>>25238735
Were you drunk or sick?
>>25238638
the type of cunt that spray a quarter bottle of deoderant on himself
>>25238808
I've got AIDs mate
>>25238804
>Your towel is now crusted over with dry flaky showergel jizz
th-thanks lynx
I can't wait to go outside and smell the stench of Lynx in the air from all the presents.
>>25238812
No you fucking moron you don't need to use deodrant because the shower gel is still on you all day so you still smell like Lynx
>>25238792
No, water is to clean you shower gel is to smell good. If you wash it off straight away you're literally just pouring your money down the drain.
>>25238804
>dry off showergel with towel
Please tell me this isnt how you use shampoo
>>25238748
my parents always get too drunk and argue so they stop cooking. I'm 24 and the past 3 years its been my responsibility to cook because I'm the only one whos not an alcoholic.
>>25238804
o I am laffin lad, youre absolutely mental.
>>25238838
>No, water is to clean you shower gel is to smell good.
Ss
No, shower gel is scented soap. The fuck is wrong eith you?
Fuck it I'm off apparently I'm more a normie than I thought seeing as the rest of you can't even take a proper shower.
>>25238804
>some people actually believe this is how you shower
>call people retarded for not showering like this
My present to you this year is a guide on how to use showergel:
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Shower-Gel
>>25238867
How do you do it then faggot?
>>25238843
ur not alone f.am, hang in there
>>25238804
I've met a man that used fairy liquid to wash his hair.
>>25238876
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU >>25238804
You should be old enough to know without having to ask 4chan for help though
>>25238843
are you the lad whose mum sneaks out to the pub and whose dad is always getting lary
>my cup of tea isn't sweet enough
Christmas is ruined.
>>25238804
>Not using a loofah
Anon, are you legitimately retarded?
>>25238873
I often wondrrd about these articles - are they a joke or do prople who would need them really exist.
Now I know.
>>25238896
Nah man, that's me. That dude you've just replied too is a different guy.
Hi, though.
>>25238890
I refuse to believe the solution is to wreck your towels with crusty gel jizz
You're making this shit up
>>25238867
You have downs lol
Gonna start drinking at 11, when are you guys starting?
>tfw getting beer belly
Update on my working class christmas
My parents did get me something after all, a book.
They think I'm a nerd because I went to uni (just your average student) and I love history and I love politics etc.
They bought me a book about science made by that XKCD because it says 'le nerd royalty, nerdds will love this book' on the front
should I just fucking hang myself?
>>25238804
mug
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25238922
>not owning a washing machine
Okay mate I've tried to help you but you're beyond it apparently.
>>25238936
my mum is my washing machine
>>25238927
You think that's bad, I just saw my mum giving my dad a hair cut in the hallway. He was bitching about the hair falling onto the floor.
>>25238935
That's not Lynx though that's Palmolive some women shit
>>25238927
is it just a collection of shit comic strips then? whatever the fuck they're called
>>25238958
Is this why women assume I'm gay because of my choice of shampoo?
tfw have to stop masturbating and playing mario maker today
>>25238952
>>25238927
>1 (one) chance at this life
>born working class
Thanks guys, I'm now full of self-loathing and haven't even gotten out of bed yet.
>>25238958
If you want to smell like Lynx, then why not just use
Lynx bo spray?
>>25238914
alright mate, hope it's ok there. my parents are just emotionally stilted and hard to communicate with. if you try to say anything in front of the tv dad just says 'shut up' or makes an aggressively sarcastic comment.
>>25238246
I got the usual bingo list
>Lynx set
>Pyjamas
>Boxers
>Heroes
>Socks
Then I get my one thing I ask for every year, this year was a new keyboard and I really like it.
Then the surprise was the money, usually the money comes from my other relatives but my mother gave me 150 pounds because I was 'doing so well with myself' e.g. not being a NEET since I'm now volunteering and going to job interviews and such.
I also got promoted at my volunteering place, not that it means much as I dont get paid, looks good on my CV though.
Good Christmas overall.
>>25238936
this guy is literally retarded, ignore his posts.
I bet he leaves his toothpaste in all day too because spitting it out would be a waste of money heh
>>25238977
It doesn't last as long as the gel
>>25238927
did you watch the big history quiz on tudors last nite? was pretty good, i edit history books for a living (mostly tudors and before) so i was blitzing it. shud be on iplayer if u missed it
You guys having your Christmas wank today?
>>25238952
That actually sounds pretty charming
>>25238952
Kek, what?
>>25238960
It's literally a short comic with some sort of semi-scientific explanation to 'le randumb questions for the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd'
>How could we build a lego bridge from London to New York
>How many humans would a rampging T-rex eat each day?
>What would happen if we all jumped at the same time
I fucking hate science. I've not done it since GCSE, since I realised I prefer History/ Politics etc
Just end me
>>25238987
>I bet he leaves his toothpaste in all day too because spitting it out would be a waste of money heh
>le troll man XD
Why would you spit your toothpaste out?
>tfw gotta wait on amazon for a Solid State Drive to go on offer
Got a feeling it isn't gonna go on offer. They had one on offer on Black Friday but I was too jewish and wanted it to be cheaper.
>>25239002
best thing about science is karl pilkington misinterpreting it. 'a flea can jump over the london eye'
>>25238995
Didn't even know it was on, cheers lad. I'll have a watch
Merry Christmas
>>25238998
Think I'll give him the day off today, t'is Christmas, after all.
>>25239013
They are cheap as shit nowadays you retard come on
>>25239020
enjoy, it's a solid hour!
>>25239002
>I fucking hate science.don't make me diss humanities
>>25239002
>What would happen if we all jumped at the same time
What would happen?
>>25239002
XKCD's What If?I want that book for Christmas, I read the baseball one and found it entertaining...
>>25239029
>They are cheap as shit nowadays you retard come on
Yeah, alright then you prat.
>>25238569
We all want to know, anon
>>25239034
It's not a competition mate, I just don't raelly enjoy it.
I don't care for the way they market it to young lads either with this 'WAHEYYY HOW LONG DOES A STEAK TAKE TO COOK IF WE DROP IT FROM SPACE?' with all this randumb shit.
Just a bit sad, because my parents often forgot what degree I was studying whilst I was doing it and they were obviously out looking for me and thought, 'oh, our son, he likes reading doesn't he and he's a bit of a nerd, let's get him this whacky science book' after walking past the ubiquity of political and history books I would have actually read
Who here ready for
>Look who's come out of his cave!
>>25239050
Earthquakes in China or something and not much else
>>25239060
you could say cars are expensive as shit too if your only looking at bentleys and lamborghinis.
the 120gb one is only 34.99, you cant say thats too much.
>>25239060
>35 with far more than enough space for operating system and other highly used programs
>>25239050
It literally says nothing happens, we aren't heavy enough, but then afterwards mass confusion as there is no phone signal and riots break out
>>25239057
That's the one lad, don't, it's shite
>>25239065
That's the whole point of Christmas mate, it let's you demonstrate exactly how well you don't know people.
>>25239065
then your problem is with pop sci mate, literally there for retards so they can think they're super smart because they can share an IFL Science post on their facebook
>>25239060
not even a tb?
Merry Christmas, you fags :^)
>>25239013
You can get a 40 quid 240gb SSD from scan
>>25239069
>Have you got a girlfriend yet?
>Why not, you're so handsome anon!
>>25239093
That would be the most stupidest thing to buy a 120GB. That ain't big enough to future proof myself.
>>25239111
There's a Sammysung one but that's over 200 quid. I need one over 500GB at least
>>25239137
T-Thanks, gramps.
>>25239178
Grandad's drunken rambling stories.
>>25239198
>When I was your age I had already moved out, gotten married and had my first kid.
>>25239132
Thanks for the recommendation
>>25239217
"I dont know what you're talking about being unable to find a job. This generation is just lazy. Back in my day you could work hard, we didn't pick and choose like you lot.
Such a self entitled generation. All you want is instant gratification." Says your grandfather you who saw rant because he had to wait in line for a McDonalds.
>>25239050
Nothing at all, as expected
Do you ever wonder why people didn't just give you the money to buy you something rather than wasting it on something like Lynx or chocolates or whatever? Even if it was something tiny like a fiver?
>>25239343
Smart people do that. I'd rather people do that so I can get what I want.
>>25239350
Like I know Heroes don't cost much, but fuck give me the 2.50 over ANOTHER tin of chocolates. I'll use it for my bus fair or some pringles
>>25239217
Oh god I've got this in store for me when my brother and his wife show up.
Might just kill myself before they arrive.
>>25239362
What if they buy you Pringles?
>>25239372
Then they know me well, so it's all good.
I dont mind food gifts as long as they're unique. Like fuck I cant get through this many chocolates.
I'd rather have the money if they honestly didn't know what to get me. I still haven't gotten through last year's lynx, I got that many.
>>25239343
Occasionally, but then I consider that time 4 months from now when I'm running late for something, and I'm in the shower, and I begin to panic about not having any shower gel,only to remember my uncle's Xmas gift.
>>25239069
>Hey man! Wow, it's been what? Like eight years now? Maybe nine?
>Wow, remember when you used to be taller than me? Look at us now, haha
>I was gonna bring my girlfriend here but she had to go see her family on Christmas.
>So what do you do now? Got a job or anything?
>Hey remember when we used to be SO into Dragonball Z back in the day? How lame were we?
>>25239397
do you make sure to use it dry without washing it off? you're wasting uncle daves money otherwise.
POST YOUR CHRISTMAS HAULS LADS
I got perfume/whisky/sleeping bag and chocolate oranges
>>25239476
What else could there be?
Merry Christmas everyone!
Is everyone feeling festive?
>tfw family tradition to open presents at midnight, so the morning just feels like another day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh8EnNEaeU
merry merry
Weak >>25239494
Lol I got that
>>25239476
Secret Santa got me this. Nearly knocked up an 18yr at work so hence the preg test. It's a joke at my expense.
So here it is, Merry Christmas
What you having for breakfast anon?
>>25239476
I got a new set of kitchen knives, a TV and a New York patterned clock so far. I'll see what else I get later because everyone's meeting at my sister's.
>Mother and housemate both insist on actually giving presents for the spirit of unwrapping things, rather than just giving you money
>tfw cant open presents till the afternoon
not that i'm all that bothered, really. regardless, have a good one lads
>>25239512
I think everyone in the thread did.
>>25239002
I got this last year for my birthday, not some comic it was a full hardback with about 300 pages of full in depth explanations to loads of questions with some comical questions too. It's actually quite a good read if you are into physics, thought the "nerd" advertising is cringy.
>>25239560
Why? Family tradition?
>>25239522
Fuck off you fucking normie scum
I got:
>Chivas Royal Salute 21-year old whisky (belated 21st birthday present)
>Jagermeister gift set (2 little bottles of it + 2 shot glasses)
>Bottle of Disaronno
>Dove shampoo
>Several pairs of boxers
>Chocolate coins
>100 quid cheque
Not great desu. Really trying to quit my alcoholic tendencies and get good in 2016 but the family just gave me even more booze.
Mum refused to give me kitchen knives that I actually wanted for Christmas due to absolutely baseless superstition.
No chocolate orange = shit christmas.
Tfw Christmas alone
>>25239476
I got cash, some socks, a box of chocolate fingers, a shirt and tie, a T-shirt, The Movement book from Nathan for you, and a Italian movie poster that I asked for.
>>25239630
I thought he only had sad emotions?
>>25239587
aye, then again, does give me something to look forward to i suppose
bought myself a new car, nothing from santa this year though
>>25239682
sad curry consuming emotions
>>25239703
What car did you get, bruv?
>>25239476
I got the Christmas bingo or usual stuff:
Hoodies
Jeans
Socks
Boxers
Lynx
Heroes
Toblerone
PJs
And I got some new shoes which is great because I really needed some
I got a new keyboard and mouse and it actually looks pretty nice and again, I needed that.
I got Rise of the Tomb Raider
Two Pringles
A box of malteasers
and some money.
tfw no Dairy Milk this year.
>>25239714
2009 Peugeot 207, got the chav sport version with VTI and tightened suspension. cheap + fun to drive
Anyone get Ferrero Rocher?
I got lounge pants, a Starbucks gift card, a theatre gift card, an end table, and a bit of cash.
Not bad, not bad at all.
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>>25239476
>Dressing gown
>Fluffy socks
>New PJs
>One of those blankets with sleeves
Can't handle all this comfy desu.
>>25239775
Wrap yourself in all of it and watch a crimmus film on BBC.
Can't wait for that dry flavourless turkey
I got one of those "parody" onaholes from my wife.
Haters gonna hate, Imma fuck it anyways.
>tfw no family to spend christmas with
Guess i'm stuck with you all now, might as well drink my sorrows away
>>25239788
Maybe later, pupper is looking grouchy.
Does anyone else love putting on new socks and PJ pants at Christmas?
I'm done lads, gonna go have a wank then take 20 benzos. See you all on the other side.
>>25239856
>parody
it's called dropping hints
>>25239859
>11:51
Already on my third white Russian.
>>25239892
Dropping pills is a horrible way to kill yourself.
Most of the time it doesn't even work and it hurts like a motherfucker and just wrecks your insides without killing you.
It's a primarily female suicide method, which is why females have a huge suicide failure rate
>>25239892
alright, merry christmas
>duvets have only been around since the 60s
What the fuck were they using before?
>>25239901
is that eggnog and vodka?
>>25239942
4 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua, 2 parts whole milk.
>>25239936
Blankets
>Priest visiting in 20 minutes
>Have to swallow straight spirits in an attempt to get peppy
>>25240006
>Priest visiting in 20 minutes
for what purpose?
Have you broken in your new boxers or lounge pants with a wank?
>>25240015
An intervention for anon.
>>25240015
To have a mince pie and wish a Merry Christmas
>>25240015
Because it's christmas?
>>25239965
>1/2 vodka
>that size glass
>3rd today
wtf?
>>25240041
Alcoholism has it's benefits. Like a tolerance to alcohol.
>>25240033
>>25240039
pretty gay desu lads
>>25240054
Don't banter him off like that.
Afternoon lads. No opening pressies until after dinner in this household, so I'm just gonna bust out the hot toddies for now.
>>25239901
why is your laptop on a griddle?
>>25240068
Don't know how you can stand warm whiskey. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
>>25240077
Raised for comfy typing. Cheaper than a dedicated solution.
>>25240080
I'd inject toothpaste into my toes if it had a good alcohol percentage.
>>25240099
I take it you're scottish
>Don't wear underwear
>Parents bought me some tracksuit bottoms with underwear stitched inside them
>Cut them off and put the trackies on
>>25240143
You dont wear underwear but you wear trackies?
That's a lot of bulge there.
>got galaxy tab s2 9.7 for Christmas
>planned on using it mainly to consume media such as videos with
>realize within minutes of watching normal videos that it suffers HORRIBLE black clipping
>on a contrast scale of 1-255 I can't distinguish contrasts below 10, they all just look black
Can't see shit in very dark scenes lads. Did some research and apparently this is common with AMOLED screens. If you planned on getting a samshit device for media consumption: DON'T DO IT
>>25240143
That's actually what most normies do too. It's not like they use them for much exercise.
>>25240148
Oh you bet there is.
>>25240156
>Not knowing you can change the display settings so it's not retina burning bright.
/g/ would burn you on a stake.
>>25240168
BUT
YOU
FUCKING
CANT YOU RETARS
you LITERALLY can't on a software level, no matter what. Also not with a fucking custom kernel or custom rom.
In case your technology illiterate ass meant the brightness: the lower the brightness, the worse the black clipping. If you want to be able to distinguish contrasts up to 6 then you gotta watch videos in a dark room at 100% brightness.
Also /g/ isn't any more technology literate than other boards you fucking retard, /g/ is for consumer plebs.
>>25240186
>Not sure if trolling, or just plain retarded.
>>25240156
I got the tab s and it was fine, maybe it's just the s2 with that problem.
I did kind of wish I'd got an iPad but I put lots of anime on an SD card to watch when I travel.
Also iOS has no 4chan browsing apps which is balls.
>>25240204
Oh really you disagree with me? Then fucking prove it retard.
i just want to sleep and get ready for dr who
>>25240210
>hur dur it was fine
Are you sure? Did you actually compare the contrasts? Pic related: if you can't distinguish up to 4 at low brightness then it's everything but fine.
>>25238783
>had a kebab
Ok paki...
>>25240214
I
L I T E R A L L Y
just did.
Feel free to keep sperging out though. It's fun to watch.
>tfw i got drunk last night
>tfw i took drugs last night
>tfw i still woke up
why wont i just die lads
>>25238804
You rinse off the bubbles afterwards with the shower you dumb prick
>>25240168
>/g/ would burn you on a stake
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/52039998/cant-see-past-10-on-a-galaxy-tab-s2-screen#bottom
Lolno
>>25240231
>I literally just prove to you that you can fix black clipping in the settings
But you didn't. Nor did you post any proof that you fixed it neither did you post any instructions on how to reproduce the solution.
>>25239439
Who is it supposed to be
>>25240168
Who gives a shit about the board with the most neckbeards and basement dwellers
>>25240204
>Reading mode
FUCKING KEK, reading mode doesn't fix black clipping in the least you fucking retard. /diy/ would burn you on a stake.
>>25239930
what method would you recommend instead? I've been thinking about the helium, already have a canister but just need a tube and mask. I shouldve probably asked for those for christmas
who else /christmaserection/ here
>>25240260
Brother/Cousin/Neighbour who you used to play with as a kid that moved away and came back for Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozPmxaK7DY
>Parents got me a really good HP Notebook
>Nice pair of Bluetooth headphones
>Mum bought me a shit load of clothes since nothing fits after my weight loss
>Daddio gave me 200 quid at the start of the holiday
>Some nice aftershave as well
They did good this year
>mums bf asks me to play chess last night
>rape him
>gets foosball today, asks me to play him
>rape him
gonna play mahjong later, think he might beat the shit out of me if I beat him at that too
6/10 christmas so far
>>25236189
Lego imperial shuttle, frank frazetta art book and a few clothes and bits and bobs
>>25240264
But you and the other poster have a wrong impression of /g/, they're anything but technology literate, /g/ is a board for fucking pseudo technology literate consumer tech plebs who think they know shit because they can install a goddam custom rom.
The ONLY board on 4chan that actually knows their shit is /diy/.
>>25240294
>think he might beat the shit out of me if I beat him at that too
Why would he do that, and cant you stop him?
>>25240243
All I see is an autistic child having fits of autism over the internet over a very expensive gift his parents got for them.
Merry Christmas anon.
>>25240204
Oh, and in case you meant the other settings: NONE of those settings neither fix nor make the black clipping any less intense. Yes, also not the fucking cinema mode.
>tickets to Up at the 02
>Hugo Boss Night
>Star Wars bobblehead
>Nice scarf
>homebrewed cider
Got some good presents this year
>>25240329
>moving the goalpost
Yeah merry Christmas to you too you piece of shit.
My point was that neither did anyone burn anyone on a stake, nor did anyone post a solution or even prove that they fixed it.
>>25240329
>very expensive
Fucking poorfag
>>25238227
u wot? the Queen's speech is at 3pm
Morning guys...
My family are all dressing up this year, I don't know what outifts they've chosen yet.
Im not tho, they dare not ask me, theyre just greatful I come out of my room once a year.
I only asked for underwear this year.
just taken my happy pills, trying to drum up the energy to look enthusiastic all day.
>>25235010
Mum thought it was a good idea to try and wake me at 10am to open the presents with everyone. We had agreed the previous night to do it at 2pm. Well I was having none of it and she ended up saying "I don't know why you live here you don't join in with anything".
I'm going to be a grumpy cunt all day now, she'll regret it, I can hold a grudge far longer than she can.
>>25240424
Make her regret breaking the 2pm agreement and being a bitch to you so early in the morning.
Take your dinner and eat it in your room, take your presents and open them alone. Don't give her any satisfaction in today's events.
>Waiting to get picked up to go see my family because I have to take stuff there
>Sister's friend got lost on the way
Reflecting on my lack of a car
>>25240186
>>25240204
Yall need the twilight app
>>25240489
That won't fix shit
>tfw no (you)
merry christmas lads
>>25240322
he grew up in a bad area, was even worse in the 80s than it is now, so he knows how to fight
that and hes very competitive, flipping the monopoly board kind of guy
>>25240562
Keep pushing his buttons, send him over the edge. You'll end up with mummy all to yourself again.
>>25240552
merry christmas, have a good one
Anyone else's mum make a big deal of everyone sitting at the table for dinner?
No one else in this house gives a shit really. She has a lot of archaic ideas about family life.
Also likes to pretend she cares about Christianity on these holidays despite not setting foot in a church for about 20 years.
>tfw instant noodles for christmas dinner
might have a boiled egg in there too, seeing as it's christmas and all
who /abjectpoverty/ here?
>>25240615
better than precooked chicken anon
>>25240602
>Also likes to pretend she cares about Christianity on these holidays despite not setting foot in a church for about 20 years.
My parents don't even pretend anymore, makes me kinda sad desu. Islam is still so prominent yet Christianity is just a punchline these days.
>>25240615
>she will never puke on my mutilated piece of jooshit like that
My mummy got me a PS4 game for Christmas.
Does anyone play? I want a /britfeel/ guild in possibly the dedest/Shittest MMO going
>>25240602
Yeah, she's going ballistic because my uncle has fucked off home after only half an hour to read a book.
Robot as fuck. He showed up, swapped gifts, and left. Was NEET for like a decade too, but works for the DWP now. They only hire the best.
>>25235010
ISLAM WILL DOMINATE
stupid apostates
>>25240651
Is that why the DWP is so ruthless and efficient? We get sold out by our own kind.
>>25236227
Crying here lad. tippity top kek
>how to shower /britfeel/ edition
Oh I am laffin
>>25236227
Front right is the best for me as well. Great hob
Mummy bought me lots of stuff even though I told her not to. I don't have the space and I told her plenty of times.
>>25240424
Don't ruin your mum's christmas you selfish little turd. I hope this is bait.
>>25240751
Don't be ungrateful.
>>25240761
I've already dumped the items on the landing.
>>25240651
get a strong feeling I'm going to be that uncle in about 10 years or so desu
>>25240775
Is "dumping prezzies on the landing" the robot version of "throwing your toys out of the pram"?
>>25240838
I'm considering planting a turd on top of the pile to make sure she gets the message. I'll take a photo of it if I can find my camera.
>>25240651
He sounds like he knows how to have a good Christmas. Probably off for a posh wank and a turkey sandwich, the lucky bastard.
>>25240761
Getting people shit when they don't want it is ungrateful as fuck
>>25240888
Christmas always has the best bantz.
170 quid, some clothes, a game and a ton of chocolate so far lads
How about you?
>>25240888
>I'll take a photo of it if I can find my camera.
lol the "i...if i can ff..find my camera" excuse, every fucking phone since 2008 has a decent camera in it.
you won't do shit.
>>25240918
A missing ride
>>25240760
I didn't I behaved I just really didn't appreciate being awoken at 10 being shook awake after drinking heavily the night before.
Got pretty decent presents and 3 times the cash I normally get which was a nice suprise so I let her off.
Paki who runs the paki shop called me a 'fuccboi' for wishing him a merry christmas baka.
#BrokenBritain
What games are you playing later lads? We're playing monopoly, looking forward to being an absolute cunt whilst playing it.
>>25240909
Lol no it isn't you spergelord. When someone gets you a gift the worst thing you can do is throw an autistic tantrum and reject it.
She probably spent hours looking for something she thought you'd love.
>>25240938
My aunt has brought this Russian Roulette thing that sprays whipped scream in your face.
She can fuck right off.
>>25240922
I don't have a phone. I don't have any friends and I don't want to be tracked.
https://stallman.org/rms-lifestyle.html
>>25240952
Tell her you want her cream on your face.
>13 people at the dinner table
>I'm going to be the only single one
>not only this but it's 6 couples and me
lads help me
I have to face them all in half an hour
>>25240967
Tell them you can't make it like usual.
>>25240956
Stallman is such a retard.
>knowledge of mobile phones comes from novels
>has no problem being a mobile parasite
>thinks the government is after him
>opening pressies with the extended family
>23 year old cousin opens one from his mates
>it's cod black ops 3 for the xbox
>uncles look at each other and stifles a laugh
>cousins give awkward knowing looks
>Aunt says "i didn't know yous still played those things"
>cousin excuses himself, red faced
>I kek'd hard
>his dad says "i wish he was more like you anon, he's always on those fucking gaming things till all hours of the night"
>obviously doesn't realize you can play games on the pc.
It was brutal, but thats what console gamers get.
>>25240983
won't work I live here
I'm not even spending Christmas, it's another regular day thanks to my mother. The woman is so depressed, angry and lonely, she even shouted at her 14 year old kid "FUCK CHRISTMAS! FUCK ALL THIS! THERE'LL BE NO CHRISTMAS DINNER AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT PRESENTS!". What a bitch. I'm a 22 year old neet so I don't even dare to get into arguments with her, let alone would I expect a gift. It's still sad that she won't even buy my little brother the computer that she promised him for a few months now. She won't even buy him a 30p chocolate.
I bet she's in her it's-YOUR-fault-I'm-unhappy phase.
And she's becoming more fucking crazy, getting into magic and tarot and stupid shit like that. And she's so fucking childish, just playing candy cush saga in the kitchen and browsing facebook and looking how NORMAL and happy her friends are.
Sorry for the blog but I had to let it out.
>>25240956
>I don't have a phone. I don't have any friends and I don't want to be tracked.
>https://stallman.org/rms-lifestyle.html
lol unironically quoting that retard, you really are special arent you?
>>25236227
Glad to see back left doing well this year, very underrated hob ring.
>>25240946
Yes it is you selfish, egotistical fuckwad
>I DEMAND that I buy you presents and I DEMAND that you appreciate them, even if you've told me over and over that you don't want anything. This is all about ME, ME, ME not you
>>25241049
lmao that's not how people think
>>25240946
I don't care, I am autistic and I don't handle unplanned things well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-35178727
the irony of the location
>asked for a gift for the first time in 5 years
>didn't get a fishing rod
>got some keith lemon socks
>at no point have I ever expressed an interest in keith lemon
One day I will acquire a fishing rod.
>>25241096
>Cockermouth
every time
>>25240930
>spend the rest of the year talking about Britain is secular and Islam will be the top religion within decades.
>shuffle and sulk at Christmas.
I almost wish I was in work so I could keep wishing them a merry Christmas.
What would your perfect christmas gift be?
Something reasonable, I'm not talking about 'a girlfriend' or 'a harrier'.
>>25240930
Report him for suspected terrorism
>claims to be atheist
>celebrates christmas
classic
opened pressies this morning
>red carhatt jacket
>black levi commuters
>2666, underworld (delillo), paradise lost, the unbearable lightness of being (kundera)
>shoe care kit
>socks
>boxers
>toothbrush
>calendar
>basic tees
>shampoo and deodorant set
>120 quid
>>25241153
>mfw people claim it's "not about jesus"
>literally a worldwide event celebrating the birth of jesus and the liberation of humanity from first sin
top kek every time
>>25241153
Christmas isn't religious anymore. Everyone's got the day off anyway, why not meet up with your family?
>>25241183
It's more about star wars this year desu, same thing though.
Pretty sure a priest out there slipped in a cheeky "may the force be with you..." and got an instant "and also with you" in response.
>>25241153
>get mad at atheists for celebrating christmas
>get mad at muslims for not celebrating christmas
>>25241195
>christ mass
>not religious
if you do anything different to your normal routine on christmas you are literally celebrating christ
>>25241208
>have the day off work on a thursday
They made it different, not my fault
>>25240938
Scrabble, its going to turn into a massive autismfest where people go "THATS NOT IN THIS DICTIONARY SO IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A WORD"
It'll be fun
>>25241195
you can do that on pretty much any given sunday lad
>bacon ready in 10 minutes
anyone else put streaky bacon on their turkey?
>>25241244
A lot of people work on sundays, senpai
>he didn't go to church today
how does it feel to be a cuck or paki??
>>25241264
Church cuts deeply into prime video game time
>"LOOK WHOS COME CRAWLING OUT OF HIS MAN CAVE"
They literally say this every year.
>>25241307
Make caveman noises and swing at them with a stick
>>25241293
cuck or paki? or cuck-paki/paki-cuck?
>>25241264
The church is a decadent, corrupt institution ruled by perverts, deviants and atheists. My house is my church
>>25241264
Went yesterday, to the midnight mass.
>>25241337
>My house is my church
>Science is my religioun
>Rationality is my creed
>>25241361
I'm a Christian you idiot
>>25241354
midnight mass is today technically senpaihope it wasn't CoE though
>>25241377
>I'm a Christian
*tips fedora*
>>25241397
>being a filthy papist cuck
>>25241399
Nice dubs paI
>Being religious
I thought this meme was confined to the yanks and Arabs.
>>25241411
>Being protestant
Holy shit, your degenerate shit is on paki level.
>>25241397
of course not
my mass was in latin
>>25241414
Got 2 in a row!
Could this be a 3rd?
if america is so free then why do you have to be mutilated to get laid
>>25241433
It's a Christmas miracle
>>25241433
Holy shit, it actually was haha
4th try?
>>25241411
>letting women in positions of power
>church founded because Henry VIII wanted to annul his marriage
cuck
>arguing over religion
Come on lads, we're better than that. We're British, not Irish
>>25241242
I'm shit at scrabble, apart from my crowning glory when I once used all my tiles on like the 3rd go.
Should have seen their faces.
Lads...i think i overdid it with the bants this year.
>finally got decent work after year of looking
>finally stops the jibes from family about "just being lazy"
>around same time uncle gets made redundant
>always was so nosey about what i was up to
>his family cant afford to come with us on holiday in summer
>get told not to say anything
>months out of work, can tell he and his wife are fighting
>always have to ignore asking him about work, elephant in the room
>xmas morning, opening presents
>hand him a book shaped present, eveyone is watching
>"23 Anti-Procrastination Habits: How to Stop Being Lazy and Get Results in Your Life"
>"what is it simon? a dvd, show it to us"
>he just leaves without saying a word, now im in trouble
>no one can reach him on his phone
>looks like i've "ruined" xmas once again
>>25241458
>forgetting the numerous English civil wars resulting from religion
>>25241472
Why would you be such a dick? You need a lesson about what Christmas is really about, you are a terrible Christian.
>>25241472
You did the right thing, he just couldnt handle the taste of his own medicine
thanks for the shekels goyim!
don't forget, valentines day is just around the corner. and then mother's and father's day!
oh and easter too!!
>>25241431
>that linguistical mess is considered "Latin"
Romans spinning in their graves every time they hear someone use a soft c
>>25241472
Did you tell your family your uncle just couldn't handle the bants?
Merry Christmas Britfeel!
Hope Santa-san got you everything you wanted.
Just about to go to a nice pub with my parents for christmas dinner. Hope your christmas is comfy and normie free.
>>25241485
Exactly, we've moved past all that
Merry Christmas lads,
Woke up hungover from booze/sniff
Could hear my family all laughing this morning. Did the usual fake smile and ''happy Christmas''
Decided to shave the neckbeard and actually wash myself.
Currently sat in my old room that I see to live in as a teenager (it's still got /weeb/ shite inside)
How's robots feeling today?
>>25241472
To be honest, you did go a bit far. That guy has a family to take care of.
I'm sure your family are cunts to you, but there's no winning in these situations.
>>25241523
That I used to live in*
Fuck, I'm still hungover
Got 4 different after shaves for Christmas, why would I ever need more than 1
>>25241508
I just acted shocked and repeatedly stated "i thought i was helping, if he's not willing to just listen to some advice from someone who is in work..."
inside though, pic-related
went out to smoke just before lunch and there were pakis roaming the street
what the fuc
>>25241458
>>arguing over religion
>>25241519
>Exactly, we've moved past all that
t. paki
>>25241553
I got a new razor, shaver and a load of creams and aftershave.
I think my mum is trying to tell me something.
>eating sweets you got for christmas before the dinner
Who devilish here
Who else /Christmasdinner/ here?
>>25241597
Had a fairy cake just now
Such a rebel
>>25241615
where's the mint sauce?
2/10
>>25241615
don't tell me that was yours, looks like absolute shit
>>25241629
>not having apple sauce
>>25241511
You too qtpi.
>>25241629
>mint sauce with turkey
wtf
What the fuck lad
>no pigs in blankets
>no sprouts
>no stuffing
>no roasted parsnips
Not christmas/10
>>25241641
mint sauce goes with anything
>>25241629
Mint sauce is shit, we have parsley sauce too but it's also shit.
>>25241582
Islam will dominate the world desu lad, Allahu ackbar
>want to open presents
>mum has been cleaning the kitchen for 30 mins
>she is cleaning behind cupboards and stuff
>>25241642
My mum made all of that and piled the plate up like a fucking mountain, I was only able to get through half of it.
>>25241615
Where's the cauliflower?
>>25241632
All roast dinners look like absolute shit. No exception
quick lads, post some music to go FAST to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5WXqXa2Nwg
>>25238775
Thsnks anon, I giggled.
>>25241685
assuming you're the guy who always posts about going FAST, are you also the guy who is diabetic?
what do you go fast to?
a coffee?
LEL
>>25241642
There is roast parsnips and stuffing on that play Mae just under the yorkshires. We had pigs in blankets as appetisers, they don't go ont he mainplaye. I didn't know everyone has those though, thought it was just me.
>>25241564
humour is the best medicine, he should've laughed and not be a pussy about it. good gift lad, at least you tried to cheer him up
I wonder what crimbo on ecstasy would be like.
always wondered but considered it a waste compared to new years
>>25241651
Only goes with lamb. Turkey needs apple and cranberry sauce, with stuffing
>>25241708
>they don't go ont he mainplaye.
you having a stroke mate?
>>25241704
what are you on about lad
I go fast just like that
>>25241713
wouldn't wanna eat my crimbo dinner with the gurns lad haha
>>25241708
Are those store bought yorkshire and taters too mate?
that plus the peas make it look like school dinner tier
have a good christmas lads
>>25241728
iPad autocorrect I have to pretend to spend time with my family instead of shitposing from my PC
Ayy bongs, happy holidays from burgerland.
It snow at all over there? In the US we have some areas that got tons of snow, others none at all.
>>25241730
try mdma lad, very FAST indeed
>>25241785
yeah i guess drugs would make me even faster
>>25241771
>happy holidays from burgerland.
Whats up with all those muslims you have? ahmed-americans making clocks for xmas lol
merrry xmas aziz.
What's the plans for later boys?
Found a good video on pornhub of some paki creampieing a blonde, blue eyed girl. Should be top quality.
>11 (you)s
how many you on lads?
>>25241814
Across all boards today, about 3
>>25241809
LINK PLEASE
>>25241814
50
for fucks sake stop muting me
>>25241771
No snow, just lots of rain. Typical day in bongland
actually feel part of the club
>nice gift-giving and opening with mammy
>dogs got some prezzies too
>lovely dinner with mam
>now home alone while she works
First Christmas I've not been with all the family but I think I prefer it like this. Lot comfier,
QUEEN NOW
>>25241884
>dogs got some prezzies too
literal animals got more presents than i did
>tfw you are officially subhuman tier
>update amd drivers and CCC
>the CCC now lacks many options, no more hotkeys and shit
>you can't set it to Advanced view anywhere so you are stuck with the lack of options
>even called their fucking customer support to be 100% sure that i am not fucking retarded
>they confirmed me that the yremoved the options and what I'm trying to do is now impossible even though it used to be possible
for fucks sake why do they do shit like that? who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to dumb that shit down? FOR FUCKS SAKE this was the last time i bought someth8ing from AMD, FUCK you amd.
i cant do it, i already retreated to my bedroom.
So my family got dressed up......
>>25241884
is ur mum hot? just u 2 in the house eh ;))))
>>25241809
Link pls
Moooooted
>>25241867
Worst part of this shit is that the gel by itself is like 3 and the spray is like 1.50. But they paid 20 for the gift box.
>>25238115
BOTH my sister and mum got me this. Fucking roasted them hard tbf bruv
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>>25241805
Clockboy situation is a mix of fears from 9/11 and SJW hyperactivity in our news and politics. The fact that he got invited to the White House goes to show you how fucked our system is.
That guy that set off those explosions at the Boston Marathon used a fucking pressure cooker. When confronted with something that actually looks like a real explosive device, police and staff acted accordingly and bomb experts called the media out on their bullshit. But obviously fearing for your life and the well being of others is just racism.
To be completely honest though, I think Muslims are probably a bigger issue in the UK then the United States. We, however, have large scale race riots pretty frequently. Police sometimes use a questionable amount of force, people rally loot and cause civil unrest, police have to step up their level of enforcement, and then all hell breaks loose.
>>25241921
Would give the bird on the right a good seeing to tbqh fambam
>get one present
>autism shoes
m-merry christmas, boys
I'm a paki so don't celebrate Christmas
>>25241945
>To be completely honest though, I think Muslims are probably a bigger issue in the UK then the United States
9/11 literally never happened?
>>25241904
Merry Christmas mate, I'd give you some treats too if I could.
>>25241920
me too. ill keep going down for a cup of tea and smiling and stand there for 5 minutes, but I just want to stay here and shitpost.
>>25241945
It's xmas britfeel lad, her maj is on telly no one gives a shit about the united caliphate of america
bore off retard
supposed to be going round my mums in a bit but I can tell shes drunk again and I REALLY dont want to spend 2 or 3 days with her when shes drunk 24/7. Tempted to turn my phone off and just pretend i'm dead
>>25241971
Yea that one act made us go to war and what not, but most Americans probably don't feel affects of it in day to day life.
I see lots of Muslim demonstration and appeasement when I read about issues the UK.
There's nowt on the tele this Christmas is there?
>>25242013
I know, not even Shrek
>>25241971
That wasn't an internal attack.
Unless it was an inside job ofcourse.
>>25242013
I just ended up having the MGS marathon on in background instead
TV is reet shit today
>>25242004
there are demonstrations but honestly the population isn't as cucked as /pol/ makes out to be, I think at least half of people in England have concern for Islam
>>25242024
San Bernadino shooting, then
>>25242029
MI5 is shutting down plotters every month in the UK. The Muslim prison population is collosal here.
>>25242013
Top gear repeats on watch all day. Thanks dad.
>>25242004
>I see lots of Muslim demonstration and appeasement when I read about issues the UK.
Yeah if you sit there on /pol/ and read nothing but the daily mail of course you will think that, in reality the US are islamic cucks but just wont admit any problems because "muh nationalism"
keep trying to focus on the uk ahmed.
>woke up an hour ago
>already dark outside
>sitting in my room with the lights off shitposting on /britfeel/
>not hungry enough to eat my christmas dinner
>will eat it alone in my room since I missed the tradition of our family eating together at the table every christmas
>>25241921
Why is man on the right chewbacca santa?
>>25241971
We'd been getting a lot more attacks here if it wasn't for based Assad drawing them all to Syria and still fighting strong after going on 5 years.
I hope someone does a fucking killingspree at the AMD headquarters and kills whoever is responsible for this piece of shit update
why, why, WHY?
simple stuff super useful (maybe not for everybody but why remove it!?)
no more preset hotkeys?!
no more desktop properties?
common display tasks?
why?? tell me why would you remove all those features?! this crimson software is a pain to use!
>>25242139
>I hope someone does a fucking killingspree at the AMD headquarters and kills whoever is responsible for this piece of shit update
It's xmas and you are concerned about video game bullshit
true cuck
>>25242139
>he fell for AMemeD
>>25242088
The Grinch.
>>25242160
>it's christmas
And this is relevant how?
>Get woken up by my dad at 2pm
>"your dinners done if you want it"
>Get out of bed and get a shower
>Go get dinner
>Parents couldn't be bothered putting up Christmas tree this year
>Complain at me for not wrapping up their gifts
Ya'll gotta meet me half way man, just half way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UKuBMRT_M
Merry fukkan Christmas lads
>>25242160
>gaming bullshit
too bad, the changes in the update also negatively affect doing normal work on a multiscreen setup (which every fucking office cuck has)
they literally took all useful functions away and only left the gaymen bullshit
What'd you get lads?
I got some money, some socks, some body stuff, a book (dat new book smell) and somebody got me a 100 pound pen
I didn't know that 100 pound pens existed but it's fucking amazing. I've gone from spastic 4 year old to eloquent old man in my writing style
Cheered me right up, such a nice and unique present I'll keep forever
>bottle of whisky I like
>bottle of disaronno
>craft beers
>tea pot and filter
>underwear
Actually a good haul this year desu
>uninstallation hast even started yet
>start or abort
>abort
>it starts the uninstallation anyways
Holy shit why does and suck so much
>literally one american shows up
>thread turns into stupid gay argument about muslim extremists
just fucking jog on, jesus christ
Got an ASUS laptpop for christmas lads loving it
>Americans say 'Holidays' instead of 'Christmas' because Christmas is offensive to people who aren't christian
>>25242325
congrats mate, making a new computer youur home is super comfy
new thread for christmas day evening lads
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