A very Christian /brit/ edition
Azusa
muggy cunt
what????
EVERYBODY SAY PUSSY KEEP IT GOING NOW
have a couple of beers and some champagne for later tonight... gonna be quit comfy... and quite bubbly as well.
bit stuffed lads
gonna watch how to train a dragon then the exocism of emily rose before I pass out i reckon
>>52645153
Christ's love be with you on this holiest of days!
Got a new laptop and a bunch of books, lads. Pretty happy with the haul this year. What did you lads get?
>>52646756
Cheers mate!
just had a look
Azusa
>>52646215
good post, surprisingly a Marina pic I didn't have already lol
someone REALLY ought to post some nice tunes right now
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
Ayano
It's like I have "don't date me" written on my forehead and nobody has the courtesy to tell me.
lids
>>52649619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
>>52649619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ
excellent edition
>>52649619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfABCkqVfR4
if you don't like this i'll kill myself
a CHRISTIAN imageboard
>>52649621
nah
>>52649621
don't do this to me
>>52649657
That's how we all feel.
when i step up in the dance hall everybody moves
cuz they know that i'm doing the maddest skank
don't be fooled by the size senpai i'll punch your lights out if you wanna step on my shoes
>>52649661
yes lid?
>>52649621
Not happened because I've never had a crush on a girl
anyone else here have a rational hatred of yanks?
>>52649621
You are now thinking about that girl you regret asking out.
>>52649619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFd4gSfVXtI>>52649619
>>52649621
Which one?
>>52649654
>>52649610
>>52645183
No, today is not a day for cartoon girls. Today is about Jesus.
>>52649725
>norgay
How did I know the anime posters would be here today, as per usualy, spamming autistic weeb shit, instead of being with their family. Your parents probably literally regret having you, not even meming, they're probably utterly ashamed and try to change the subject when friends ask about you.
How do you get to be such a worthless, pathetic, useless waste of space? Mind you, not going to feel too bad for them, probably half their fault for allowing you to be such spastics.
>finally work up nerve to ask out a girl
>she had just been in a car accident
>today is christmas
>she's going to disneyland tomorrow
>won't be able to see her until the 30th
ahahahaha
>>52649666
average
>>52649668
not sure
>>52649676
*pretends to like it because i care about you even though i don't really like the raveonettes*
>>52649725
Stfu
>>52649725
yes but it's not very rational 2bh
@52649747
>murican ''''''''banter'''''''
>>52649768
>she had just been in a car accident
hahaha fucking hell la she's going to some lengths to keep you in that friendzone
RITSU
I
T
S
U
>>52649765
well said
>>52649626
>>52649685
Yes lads, pic related: It isn't me.
>>52649725
No
>talking to girl on the internet for a few weeks
>today she shows me a picture of her with her mother celebrating Christmas eve
>her mom is Asian
God damn, you couldn't even tell. The white man's seed truly is the strongest
you know that sargon bloke that makes videos on youtube
turns out one of his grandparents is a black making him 1/4 black
>>52649765
>Your parents probably literally regret having you, not even meming, they're probably utterly ashamed and try to change the subject when friends ask about you.
made me sad
>>52649829
Where do you meet your internet cuties?
still not opened my notifications on twitter after my drunk tweeting spree last night
bit worried
>>52649815
You can't see full payment info though, the card numbers are hashed out
>>52649815
How did valve fuck up this much?
>>52649765
sorry
>>52649815
>$
fuck off yank
>>52649847
habbo hotel
>>52649843
it's directed at anime nonces
if you don't watch anime, don't feel bad
if you do, you should feel sad. and shape up, you're a man.
We need to talk about Kevin.
Why are you upstairs on your own anon?
where's my reply?
>>52649770
at least you knew the raveonettes existed prior to now
that's affirmation enough for me
>>52649864
Russians angry at how shitty the sale is hacked the servers.
>>52649920
We need to talk about Raphael Stone 2bh
got absolutely zero attention span
cant sit down and watch a film for 5 minutes
>>52649935
Here. Merry Christmas.
>>52649918
but its true
>>52649928
because he's a racist bigot who hates black people???
>>52649935
*grabs crotch* RIGHT HERE BITCH
>>52649907
>habbo hotel
wew lad make sure you dont get arrested
>>52649966
same unless i drink a couple of glasses of wine then i can enjoy a good film
>tfw 6 files short of 150 in my Marina folder
has it gone too far?
Lads, got a drunken thought
Is it weird to make strangers' babies laugh?
I'm 22 and people have said I'm decent looking (I'm not some fat greasy neckbeard at least). Sometimes I'll just be out and walk past a baby so I'll pull a funny face and it'll giggle and then I'll carry on
Is that weird or does it just mean I'm a good person?
>>52649928
calm down sargon jeez
>>52649956
did you up-BOAT one of my comments on reddit?
thanks bro xD
>>52649847
met her on a garry's mod build server around 6 months ago
>>52649871
It's your parents you should be appologising to. Better yet, just take yourself out of their lives, the best Christmas gift they could ask for. I know you wont, though, simply because you are too heavily spasticated to live an independent adult life without their support.
Do you ever think about how pathetic you are, does it make you sad, or do you just not give a shit?
>>52649953
Has anybody made claims yet?
Figured it was anonymoose with how edgy this is on Christmas.
>>52649978
are you serious m8?
>>52649858
Just dropped on to an account with linked payment info, I have to log in to change his payment details
>>52649997
In America it's pretty normal, don't know about Britain though
>>52649978
>>52649995
>only 144
Step it up.
>>52649986
plenty of 18+ girls on there
the only people left on there are nostalgic 16-21 year olds
>>52650002
i did rafi
>>52649997
sounds an awful lot like child grooming
>>52650056
up to 146
>>52650033
thanks la
>>52649997
Nah you're alright
I've made little kids laugh plenty when I've noticed them staring at me on buses etc
Sometimes you'll even get a cheeky look from the single mum.
>>52650013
sorry mum
cold out
checking my watch
hope no one is on my account, tbqh. I still have my dad's credit card info on it
German volume training is the ultimate lifting routine lads
>Young thug pronounces Beavis and Bieber the same way
how can anybody take him seriously?
Posting a Jew(n)
Alri lads, been away since about 12
How was your Christmas?
Great food, a lot of good drink and some fun games for me ngl.
>>52650094
K.. Keep us posted
boring? because he doesn't go around with a haircut, or an ipod, or piercings, or a strapon?
cheers kev, keep us updated
just broke my record of days without wanking lads
>>52650141
class pic kev!!
>>52650111
gosh how very cute :3
>>52649619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIQww7eW9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH2uoYE4fFI&spfreload=10
Me on the left
>>52649997
do it all the time for some reason, kids stop crying when they see me and that
kids love me Tbh, maybe I'm funny looking
>inb4 Yewtree/GCHQ
MANS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE OUT HERE YOU MAN ARE NEAR RELEGATION
THE ONE POP TINGS ALL LOCAL DONT TRY COME WITH YOUR INTIMIDATION
SENPAI IM THE BECKHAM. IM THE SHEARER AND I REP HALF OF THE NATION
BUT IM ALWAYS ON JOB AND DONT WANNA GET LOCKED DOWN IN THE STATION
Quite an important one in this year, where there was so much hate and people's tolerance were pushed to their very limits
http://strawpoll.me/6362536
http://strawpoll.me/6362536
http://strawpoll.me/6362536
who /GIVING OUT/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
What did you get for CHRIMBO lads
>>52649619
Don't worry la, i'm here now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E63bH18xf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdVrQzOjVw
>>52650170
>genuinely don't know if this is shopped or just a weird fetish cartoon
>>52650094
might have a think
>>52650061
>plenty of 18+ girls on there
>the only people left on there are nostalgic 16-21 year olds
might have to have a little dabble if you know what i mean
>>52650203
briefcase from my gran
>>52650202
W E W
E
W
>tfw no 'rina under the mistletoe
>>52650202
is her nose really that big? her face looks slightly off in this pic
>open presents
>no one gave me a will to live
why bother then?
honestly glad i'll be dead one day
>>52650203
headphones
Damn I hate this time of year so much. Reminds me of how little I have every time. Literally sitting on my own, eating a ginsters wrap (only garages open today). Got one Christmas card (from my boss), have had no human contact outside of 4chan. I would literally rather have worked all da so I didn't have to be reminded of how chronically lonely I am, and that I am pretty much worthless to everyone on the planet.
Oh well. I have a flat, electricity, running water, food and a bed to sleep in, which is much more than the homeless person I saw sleeping in the rain on my way to the garage. It's not all bad I guess.
>>52650203
a superb haul
Watching EastEnders
It's fucking shit
>try to remove account details from Steam
>the page to do that won't load
JUST
>>52650066
Its not like I spend ages with them, its just a brief moment usually
>>52650080
Oh and here's another one:
I've got nieces. Sometimes I take them to the playpark. I usually watch out for everyone and if a kid falls over or gets stuck or whatever I'll help them, maybe pick them up and move them out of the way
That's normal right?
>>52650223
very good post
what are you doing for NYE?
>>52650272
>he saved my allie webm
honored tbqh
>>52650253
iktf
>>52650277
*injects you with immortality serum*
>>52650170
Post butt
>>52650272
golly
>>52650203
tank related stuff
>>52650184
>only 2 votes for normies
fuck sake
>>52650290
invite the homeless person in
>>52650235
don't play it anymore but unironically went through a stage this year where i would play all the time
a lot of norwegians play it too for some reason (fit scandi girls)
have recieved countless nudes from there and a girl from manchester who wants to meet and shag
it's where the female autists go instead of 4chan 2bh
>>52650297
>slavoj zizek
>the art of war
>>52650297
>the art of war
>>52650312
House party phamalam
If I was clubbing it would have to be Spaces Hackney for NYE then Hydra for NYD. Great line ups.
You/?
>>52650340
Fuck off rasheed you paki anime posting cunt
>>52650297
Wall and Piece is good pal, good coffee-table book
Art of War is great too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmJ99N5ZjXo
Never really been into ASMR, but I like this girl's ones :^)
>>52650334
is that rick grimes?
>>52650343
Jez.
>>52650297
>cadbury
very good lad also birmingham mentioned
on a related note who here is fuming about the decreasing size of selection boxes
>>52650309
>That's normal right?
who are you trying to convince?
>>52650377
>that editing at the beginning
wew
Hailey is goat asmr waifu
>>52650224
Not shopped
>>52650377
>literal whore
i wish she would show her face or bare feet desu. she's a tease.
>>52650297
In order to qualify as a superb haul one of the books should have Proust written on the cover. All other hauls are not superb.
>>52650359
Going over to see some friends in London 2bh
I think they want to go to fabric which i really, really don't
alri
islam
>>52650385
obviously not you Bruce wally
>>52650443
what's wrong with fabric la
good crack
>>52650443
convince 'em to go to those places ^^ la
been rinsing this song/album lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCi8fKaPyY
>you can't even read a book nowadays without getting fedoraposted
it's a sorry state of affairs.
too drunk to post in the right thread lads haha
>christmas eve
>have some weird sweet bread with butter for breakfast
>play with gf's nephews
>guests for christmas supper trickle in throughout the afternoon
>meet gf's extended family
>supper starts
>old gradma says some prayers with everyone
>we get wafers and each person at the party has to approach everyone else individually and share best wishers and the wafers
>supper starts
>no meat
>beet soup and mushroom soup, multiple fish dishes, some weird cabbage and pasta thing, nice cheesecake and a poppy pastry at the end
>only two rounds of vodka among the men because we're going to church later
>presents distributed
>go to midnight mass
>pretty church & nice carolling tbqh
>go back and have a sleep
continued in next post
anyone have any rare Hitlers?
like not the quick casual Hitler pic you'd find off google or /pol/, i want something obscure, got any?
r8 my meme lads
>>you can't even read a book nowadays without getting fedoraposted
>it's a sorry state of affairs.
about to consume some baileys
>>52650489
>christmas day
>have a wake up
>cold cuts, cheese, bread & salads full of mayonnaise for breakfast
>go to mass at noon, was ok but I was still half asleep
>go back
>family trickles in again, earlier this time
>mushroom soup followed by meat dishes (beef rolled around bacon and pickles, ?pork? stuffed with plums, roast duck) followed by dessert
>cold cuts and vodka with the men until evening
>very drunk now
>slowly the guests leave
>gf goes to sleep
>go on /brit/ to brag
mostly resting tomorrow I hope
>>52650502
11/10, Best New Meme.
>>52650465
on NYE? the lineup is mediocre and it will be crowded to hell
>>52650468
i'll try and convince them
youtube.com/watch?v=HmtVq0KsLuE
>>52650346
Bloody hell lad, is that the official habbo you were playing on? also I'm from Manchester, sounds about right with the slag
doing a poo, might do a wank as well, your thoughts?
>>52650523
wasn't christmas yesterday in that shithole you call a ''''''''''country'''''''
ahead of schedule but just did an amazing christmas poo. i'm amazed it flushed desu.
>>52650462
is it the bloke who plays rick grimes?
>>52650472
>You can't even read commie Zizek without getting fedora posted.
FTFY
>>52650558
fuck off rasheed
What's going on with steam haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/3y7maa/something_is_really_wrong_with_steam_be_careful/
lads
>>52650548
yep
>>52650573
hello subhuman dispora
>tfw you come home from uni for chrimbo and remember just how much of a dump your hometown is, and how little in common you have with your entire family
Who /wenttochurch/ today?
>>52650560
OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU FUCKING BRUCE WALLY
>>52650518
Do you really like Baileys dude? We've practically got it on tap around the house but I just can't stand drinking it without coffee
>>52650590
Their servers have been turned off now.
So yeah, if the Norwegian anon is still here.
You're not the only one who hates yanks.
>>52650590
on the bright side, they'll probably give us free shit to apologize
>>52650590
>>52650170
god you're fit
wouldshaft/10
rate my evening snack
>>52650558
The main event was yesterday, but there was a family dinner (?lunch? - it started at three and ran until eight-nine) today as well. There were fewer uncles with mustaches today.
It's my first time in Poland tbqh.
>>52650616
how is it obviously not? cunt looks like the bloke who plays rick grimes
>>52650601
hello~
>>52650619
i don't drink coffee 2bh so i don't know what that's like, i love baileys. only drink it a couple times a year though around winter. the aftertaste is amazing.
>>52650331
wew lad
What do you lads think about ordering a takeaway on xmas? is it wrong? I had my dinner and pudding hours ago and I'm still pretty hungry
>>52650667
I want to do lewd things to Ri.
having a view
>>52650619
>dude
>not being able to handle your drink
fuck off yank
>>52650651
ah, i'm guessing you're the guy with the polish gf who posted the other day
>>52650658
>he didn't deny it
disgusted
>>52650698
don't think theres anywhere that will deliver
ASMR literally is not a real thing.
Reminder that if you think it is you're literally that stupid to the point where people, particularly young stupid women, can fabricate completely arbitrary monetary streams out of nothing and you'll buy into it just because you don't want to be left out.
Literal insects. ASMR is not a real thing. You're just a massive kuck.
>language on steam set to Estonian
>can't remove credit card details from account
>>52650534
It shouldn't take much 2bh, the line ups are incredible. Crowd at Fabric on a NYE will be shit-tier too, avoid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOpUTkMPdo
Me you and Austria need to go on a night out 2bh, would be bants.
>>52650698
nothing in the fridge?
>>52650667
wish you'd go to America or somewhere and stop representing my country as such a weird paedo ;_;
god i fucking loathe anime nonces so much why don't we have camps any more
how was your christmas then lads?
what did you get?
did you spend time with your family?
>>52650729
RIP in peace Gaben
>>52650653
it's from airplane you clown
>>52650723
i'd bet there's a load of paki places still open here
local shop is still open til 11
>>52650711
>implying you're able to drink under Shariah law.
>>52650741
I wanted fifa but my mum thought it didn't come out till 2016
>>52650590
only manchilds play computer games
Didn't get anything
>>52650711
>ah, i'm guessing you're the guy with the polish gf who posted the other day
yeah
we're going to Krakow for New Years' Eve
>>52650343
It's a nice thought. But I am really socially awkward, it would be horrible desu
spending new years in LONDON lads. anyone know a decent pub to hunker down in with a mate of mine?
>all these gamer nerds getting their dox stolen
lmao
>>52650737
>getting upset about waifus
m8
>>52650779
Whereabouts la?
>>52650698
Don't. That's trashy. Spend the day with your family or gf.
>only manchilds play computer games
>>52650759
how was i supposed to know that?
>>52650765
still keking about that from earlier
>>52650786
You can't really do anything with it 2bh
>>52650788
FUCK OFFFFFFF
what do i do with y stem acooutn ladders?
>>52650765
haha what a muppet
>>52650769
got you a (you) la
>>52650759
>airplane
fuck off yank
>>52650765
>manchilds
once again the fedora poster dazzles us with his intellect
>>52650411
>>52650454
new years more like poo years
>>52650811
Thanks mate, right back at (you)
>tfw two years ago i was in a flat with my qt gf relaxing after christmas dinner now i'm alone and posting on brit while drinking peroni
>>52650741
I got $15 from lotto tickets and the full In Search of Lost Time in two volumes. I'm having a great Christmas tbqh.
rumour going around you should call your bank and block everything until steam is fixed but no one wants to make an official statement because its not logistically possible for everyone to do it
>>52650804
everyone should have watched Airplane if I'm honest, sorry I was so hostile
Airplane is good, watch it
>>52650816
wahey
>>52650863
kek, what happened to Steam la?
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>>52650723
Are you joking?
what christmas memes does your family have
mum always tries to be funny and buy me something poo-related every year
got a book called 52 things to do while you poo
mutual resentment within families is normal right lads
>>52650816
No, not an Aeroplane. The movie Airplane, you tard.
>live next to a church
>started blasting nasheeds as they started their service
allah ackbar
Literally just sharted in my pants. Fuck.
>>52650898
That's crass and not very funny 2bh.
>>52650779
You will have to pay entrance most places.
>>52650880
It's fucked, you can see random people accounts and some have been able to buy games using them. Don't know if hack, ddos or just a fuck up.
>>52650903
>Airplane
Fuck off Yank
gf is in poland with her other bf lads im stuck here minding her kids
>>52650863
cba
If you're not a part of the Anglican Church you may as well just get the fuck out of /brit/ right now.
>>52650944
believing in religion in 2015 is literally paki tier
fuck off
>>52650944
>middle east sandnigger religion
no thanks
>>52650928
wew, I haven't used it in 2+ years but I think I still have my current card linked to it. Hope Nobody memes me.
>>52650930
That's the film's title though.
Parents got my little brother $150 pair of "gaming headphones", worried their only encouraging his autism
>>52650928
What the point of buying games on someone elses account though? Steam wil refund it all anyway.
airplane is a shit flick.
>>52650985
>film
Fuck off Yank
this whole religion stuff is a practical joke
