crimbo night, volume XXVI
>literally made one post before the other thread
wew lad
cara
marina
bjork
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>>52645376
Mo chara
your mum <3
Been watching Star Trek most of the day lads
>mfw Wesley is back in S5
Fuck off
christmas karen
Azusa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJM5yV7T-M
>little wooden boats used to sail these same oceans
>On omegle
>end up talking to some muzzie bird
>Within minutes she's telling me that she would "drink" some teenybopper boyband guy in front of her father
Mental lads.
sershi x
>making your thread again because it got BTFO last time
OP is a massive cock desu
EATING A SAUSAGE ROLL BUT I'VE ALSO GOT 2 QUALITY STREET. ONE IS A TOFFEE PENNY AND THE OTHER IS A STRAWBERRY DELIGHT
>>52647567
genuinely terrifying image tbqh
>>52647551
SHIPLAD
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rewatching fearless, lads
>>52647559
What does that mean? Outdrink?
Still haven't won trivial pursuit, fuck sake lads
>>52647559
muzzie girls are massively degenerate lad
repressed sexuality and all that, how are you surprised?
>>52647544
my daughteru
>>52647599
Chug his dick and milk him dry with her mouth.
>>52647551
wish i was a shanty man in the age of sail desu
she found someone else
she was wife material
I blew it lads
suicidal right now
>>52647567
this is shopped? looks like a freak
>not appreciating socks for chrimbo
underage b&
>>52647551
hope shiplad is safe x
http://strawpoll.me/6362124
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gf just sent me this
>>52647567
say what you want about her but shes got a 'triffic set of feet
Having a poo.
Thought popping into /brit/ would be proper.
Merry Christmas, lads
What's the optimal time to send a crimbo text lads? I'm thinking around 5 PM should be good.
RITSU
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>>52647589
What's wrong with it
>>52647641
rude as f*ck
>>52647653
I only say nice things about her because she is m'waifu
>>52647618
Because there are practically no muzzies in my country.
my ex sent me a really nice christmas message lads
Think I should probably go home lads.
Christmas is probably going to be ruined since his mum died
Thanks Ameribros.
75 years ago today.
>>52647649
man 'o man, get a load of her feet
>>52647664
>not texting the girl you like all christmas day
You need to get in there lad
So xmas is nearly over, was a bit underwhelming to say the least. But alas i could have predicted that anyway.
>>52647620
great gimmick
how do NEETs feel on christmas?
you are just home comfy like every day right?
what do you family say to you when you spend time with them?
>>52647637
>you will never rape native girls after months of only having access to cock
honestly prefer the smell of my cock over wet fanny
yes I've smelled both, but my cummy dick just has a nicer odour to it
>>52647704
Karen has a nice body!
who /didntgiveorreceiveanythingthisyear/ here
>ywn be a qt grill and live an easy life as a lesbian
>>52647677
this is a really bad photo desu she looks like a transvestite no bully
>>52647692
sounds like a load of bollocks to me
>>52647701
all christmases will be underwhelming until you get a gf and go on alpine skiing trips in the alps with your respective families through christmas and the new year
>>52647698
>texting all day
Won't I look a bit needy then?
>>52647738
I've give to and receive from your arse you fucking bender
>>52647646
>my life is constant suffering
>6 votes
piss off your life isn't as bad as mine only my vote counts
>>52647758
I can't believe you've done this
4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9 For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10 but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. 11 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. 12 For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
13 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
>>52647766
Not really la
As long as you keep the send/reply ratio to proper levels.
>when your cultural conditioning breaks and you realise you're floating alone in the void of space
>>52647757
Looks like a man 2bh
>>52647784
honestly she looks better in this photo because she's making a silly face rather than making a transvestite face
>>52647722
quite like the smell too to be desu
what does a wet fanny smell like though
DUN KNO THE YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/user/DormerStone/
>why yes, I am from the North of England - how could you tell? it's the accent isn't it!
Just made a post in the old thread as I didn't realise there was a new one. hahahahahaha
gf just sent me this ahaha
>>52647728
>>52647834
Bags of milk
going into town to buy amiibos tomorrow lads and ladettes
>>52647873
Nice body, girlie!
>>52647766
Only if you send a shit ton of messages compared to her. If it's ~ 1:1 it just means you're getting closer
im glad it's over
january is actually one of my favourite months
chilled af
if girls don't care about what men think/want, why do they constantly slag up how they dress? it's not comfortable to wear clothing like this.
>>52647834
similar y'know
just stronger, sometimes pongs of a fishy smell if you're unlucky, mostly just has a slight vinegary scent
Do girls always text guys they like a lot or are they afraid of coming across as needy like we are?
A rare beauty in the North...
She's the finest lady on earth
One glance from her, the city falls
A second glance leaves the whole nation in ruins
There is no city or nation that has been
More cherished than a beauty like this
going to unfilter canada seeing as it's christmas
booths
>>52647873
RIP kinmosa threads
theres a limit to how much sugar you can eat without feeling like shit to be haitch
i intend to find that exact limit and to not exceed more than 90% of it today
its only 3:22 pm and i fear that ive already gotten too close for comfort but there are some cookies that are calling my name..... tonight they shall be mine..
Literally arguing with someone I agree with on 4chan right now
What will you do when your parents die and you spend Christmas on your own?
>>52647922
yes
>>52647888
Enjoy your overpriced poor quality plastic meme statues of all your favourite characters from children's games
IT'S DEEPER THAN YOU AND MEEEEE
>>52647922
Entirely depends on the girl, la
got a crock pot for christmas lads
going to be whipping up stews like no tomorrow
>>52647926
Good lad.
MANNA NOT HARRY KANE BUT I'M UP FRONT
TELL MAN STRAIGHT UP YOU'RE A DUMB CUNT
buzzing off me tits lads
the fact that I will never hug her makes it a bit hard to continue living tbqh lads
>>52647919
>dem legs
>dat waist
juicy
>>52647969
explain
>>52647919
For other women. When men dictated what women wore in the past it was always modest.
>>52647973
thats a really good gift 2bh. i want to buy a crock pot next year when i have a bit of extra money
>>52647967
hopefully my brother will invite me to his familyies christmas desu
the prospetct of christmas alone is actually quite scary
>>52647922
Women text everyone a lot and any attempts to figure them out will end in disaster.
>>52647919
women don't have a clue what they want
>>52647967
have a big extended family so I'd probably just fifth-wheel at one of my aunt's houses
how does one find girls when almost all your social interactions are at work/work related and people from work are out of the question
>>52648016
>For other women
for what reason if they're not dykes?
>>52647923
if she messages first she either fancies you or is just bored since nobody else is giving her attention
if she's not messaging you she's either too shy to message first or she's just not really interested
the good measurement of whether she likes you or not is by how much emotion she has when messaging you, how long her messages are, and if she's as eager to keep the conversation going as you are
>>52648000
exotic bird on the left needs a good dicking (from me) imo
>>52648029
hope you do mate
>>52648016
sounds like those men were gay
>>52648035
>Women text everyone a lot
not *everyone*
Spent 400 Francs on a pair of sunglasses and my gf told me they looked like women's glasses. Not happy at all.
>>52647967
Take a decent hit of LSD; enough to put me out of it for the whole day
>>52648083
>>52647923
>>52647541
>>52648044
left or right?
gotta be right for me those tits are amazing
looks a bit slaggy too, left looks like she may be a bit vanilla
>>52648094
>Spent 400 Francs on a pair of sunglasses
What the fuck lads?
Bout to xmas start family game night lads, brother is back form his gf's house early for once.
Give good board games etc to pla pls
>>52648094
which ones did you buy?
>>52648057
>the good measurement of whether she likes you or not is by how much emotion she has when messaging you, how long her messages are, and if she's as eager to keep the conversation going as you are
fucks sake
What should I get in the Steam sale lads? I have these already
>>52647967
alter my reality tunnel to whatever consciousness i feel like that day
>>52648070
allowing women to dress immodestly is cucking yourself 2bh
you're one of those people who thinks slurping up a fanny is hetero
>>52648094
>francs
fuck off back to 2002
>>52647969
How many texts is a lot? Since I got back from Uni 2 weeks ago, I've been talking to a girl every day, probably up to ~500 texts from her now. Is that a good sign? (I like her so I hope so)
>>52648094
>Spent 400 surrenders on sunglasses
Cheeky Jun after a cheeky league game lads.
at least I got a card off my mum I guess
not completely alone this christmas
>>52648016
Get a load of this idiot.
>>52648040
You sir are correct.
>>52648125
That's what happens when a nip with spic-tier English takes over an English image-board vastly different than his own.
lads i had a really good post lined up but i can't for the life of me remember what it was oh well
>>52648108
Left
I like girls who don't show off too much know what I mean la
leaves more to the imagination x
>>52648164
What league? Rocket league (very good) or ASSFAGGOTS?
>>52648150
normie please
>I play League of Legends
>>52648152
>>52648094
>Francs
keep dreaming Nigel
>>52647919
>if girls don't care about what men think/want
who said they dont? of course they do.
sex is the back of the minds of every man and woman on this planet. girls wear these clothes because they know men will see them wearing these things. obviously the girl you posted is just dressed up for this photo shoot and thats something different but as for girls that aren't being paid to get half naked... their fashion sense fashion has some other dimension to it when compared to mens fashion because girls think that wearing something "says" something about them, we just wear whats comfortable/clean/looks decent depending on the occasion. for girls, every item they wear, they wear with purpose. even the smallest trinket is her trying to signal something about how she feels that day or what she believes is good fashion.
If women don't have a clue what they want and they are unsure about you, should you pursue or just let her do it?
>>52648139
Alan Wake
Enslaved
Insurgency
Orcs Must Die if you like TD
Red Orchestra 2
Skullgirls if you like fightan'
Toy Soldiers
Serious Sam
Lost Planet
>>52648147
you sound like a poorly adjusted adolescent
Truly the GOAT. Nothing's better.
none of us should even have existed in the first place
>Merry Christmas
Why do you assholes say this to Muslims?
I personally try to avoid it insha Allah, for that issue of encouraging the celebration of Christmas. Even though 'Isa, peace be upon him, wasn't born Dec 25th, it's still celebrated as such and it has numerous elements from earlier polytheist traditions.
>>52648196
the not good one lad lmao.
Made £500 today lads.
Going to spend it all on drugs
lads
>>52648191
guess that's why you like sersh then
cuz she ain't got anything to show off pmsl
>>52648150
>~500 texts
She's gagging for your willy lad. We've been off a week and she only texted me once to tell me that Star Wars was good (tbf I didn't ask about it).
>yes I chew
Is it the fear to fall in space that keeps us from understanding?
The only way to find the power is to look inside
Increase your fall on purpose and let this river flow
Now you hold this secret, appeared out of the vacuum of space
Remain in what you are, the center of your life
You made it to this point, no one can tell you how
You crawled and bled all the way but you were the only one
That was tearing your soul apart, you finally find yourself
>>52648229
mix it up with some coke and snort it hahah\\
thats how my grandpappi always did his snuff
>>52648233
merry Christmas paki
literally got union jack socks on my feet right now i'm ltierally seirously
>>52648150
what's the tone of the texts lad?
can't believe i was the only one to vote "YES VERY" on http://strawpoll.me/6362124/r
miserable bastards
>>52648254
Delete this immediately. She is Irish perfection.
>tfw existential narcissist
>>52648191
>>52648164
Oh look, an anime image posted by a league of legends player. Do you also like Sonic the hedgehog and finger painting?
Spastic
Mate's becoming a degenerate druggie normie lads. Don't like it.
Got a Amazon Fire TV for Christmas lads.
How do I get American Netflix on it? British Netflix is absolute bullshit.
>>52648220
you aren't too bright are you
>>52648233
>walk into 7-11 during ramadan
>clerk wishes me a merry fast and looks at me strange when i buy food and the sun is still up
they shove their bingi bangi culture down our throat we should do the same.......................
steam's a bit fucked right now lads
Why don't I have any emotions lads
might buy one of these giant ipads
thoughts?
>>52648242
bit silly and irresponsible
what drugs though
>>52648309
>irish
very good
>skinny male body
very bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UoYOD21vDM
earliest episodes were the best
season 9 wasn't amazing but it was good enough
wanna rewatch star wars but i'm really put off by the episode where they meet up with obi one in the desert
I don't know why I just really don't want to see that part
>>52648131
They're from Chophard. Similar to pic related.
>>52648211
I work in Liechtenstein m80, they use the Swiss Franc.
>>52648203
Rude
>>52648326
very rude.
Got two fucking watches.
One is a shitty one with a nice strap though.
>he thinks wearing a hat will disguise his receding hair line
Hey I have an idea: let's talk about me
>>52648164
>anime moe
>league
>>52648421
skip through the scene then
>>52648404
LSD and green
merry christmas from me and the mum
>>52648381
do some good mdma your brain will sort out your emotions for you
>young miley cyrus
>maisie williams
>saoirse ronan
eugh do people actually fancy these creatures?
>>52648355
whyzzat
>>52648436
I've got a better idea, let's talk about Ani-me
vodka and wkd goes VERY well
think someone here suggested it and that was very goos advice on their behlf
made two poos today
>>52648444
bit naughty but i might have to
i have all the eps in my house somewhere, but the first one (the one with darth maul) is on video and those things dont fit into my computer really
>>52648492
It makes me sick how the majority of people in this country say "Mum". The correct word is "Mom", you imbeciles. Get fukt.
drinking water
back on the weights tomorrow
based normality
>>52648525
don't do this
>>52648147
permavirgin bitter type detect
>>52648538
torrent it and watch some based yify
>>52648295
Varies. We banter a lot, with some messages teasing me about some girl I was chatting up in town one night. And just conversations about uni, hobbies, stuff she wants to do next term etc
would you rather be a scientist or a philosopher? trick question, they are the same thing.
>>52648492
that's a good me-me
>>52648545
FOY
goo goo gaga, just done a poo poo in my pants.
>>52648492
>watching Japanese cartoons
Bet you have a carefully-organised folder for all your Pepe images too. You're a grown man for fucks sake.
>>52648563
invite her out to watch the new star wars
or just for a nandos or something
>>52648498
Me and my mates drink wickkkeeeddd ciders at the end of a night out. Blue WKD and cider snake bite. Surprisingly really fucking great.
>>52648567
500 years ago, maybe
>>52648498
used to always drink lager mixed with wkd when i was 15 and first getting served in the pub
4 bottles for a 5a always went down a right treat
said pub is now an old peoples home which deeply saddens me
>>52648578
what
>>52648574
what
>>52648572
what
>>52648567
what>>52648553
what
>>52648545
what?!
>>52648525
w h a t
2015 is the first year in many I can look back on with fond memories, good friends, good times
>>52648475
well for one you honestly genuinely believe sucking on some woman's clit like some parasite is decidedly heterosexual, and also you feel as though anybody who does not share this degenerated level of sexuality is somehow mal-adjusted.
you are a typical dumb person and back to reddit you go
>and let me spare you the trouble
I saw Azusa at a 7/11 in Toyosato yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos of anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and stuck her fingers down my throat. I tried to push her off, but she knocked me to the ground and sat on my chest.
She took her fingers out of my throat and started spitting on my face, she had so much spit I don't know how her mouth could produced so much. Before my entire face was covered in saliva.
"Want a picture now, bitch?" she started screaming. "Want me to wear cat ears, faggot?"
She started punching me in the crotch and screaming, "I'm a lesbian, you pig! I'll pee on you!"
She got up off of me and grabbed my legs, she started pulling me down the isle by my feet while yelling aimlessly about the taste of semen. Suddenly she dropped me and started taking off her shirt. She wasn't wearing any bra underneath, and her tits were right there in front of me. Then she grabbed a bottle of wasabi from the shelf next to her, unscrewed the cap, and started pouring it all over her tits.
She went in to stomp my face, it was then I noticed she was barefoot, but slipped on all the saliva. She ate shit and fell on me, her wasabi covered tits smacked against my face.
>>52648626
>lager mixed with wkd
hmmmmm
maybe wkd is good mixed with anything
>older sister brings her new boyfriend over for Christmas
>I told my family I'm not happy with having non-family here for Christmas
>sat on my own outside because it's too busy
>my sister and her boyfriend come out
>my sister says "so do you still think [boyfriend] is a cunt?"
Literally why? Some "normies" are seriously shit at making conversation. She was just making it very very awkward for no reason. What does that achieve?
>>52648645
that girl is quite cute 2bh
>>52648545
>caring about meaningless human created symbols
>>52648657
>>52648554
says the autist who posts in /brit/ when he's not actually british who posts pictures of anime girls and has very likely never had physical contact with a woman due to being a complete manchild
go away
>>52648424
look pretty nice Tbf, your bird's just trying to mug it
what do you do in Liechenstein
got £165 on my desk, bit of a millionaire haha
>>52648645
where did i say that lmao
>>52648668
pictures of sister
>>52648696
>getting baited so easily
>>52648704
says the autist who posts in /brit/ when he's not actually british
go away
>watching cops
>yank cops are hiring prozzies then arresting them
Lol being a prozzie is literally illegal there
>>52648704
>says the autist who posts in /brit/ when he's not actually british
theres literally nothing wrong with this bro
i think too many of you associate the word "sister" with "sex"
it's not healthy
marina
>>52648722
one of my shoes costs more than that you peasant
>>52648770
>bro
fuck off yank
doing a christmas food poo lads
>>52648770
>yanks actually believe this
>>52648765
There's a shit ton of sketchy entrapment shit cops do here.
>>52647834
Prawn cocktail crisps
>>52648604
We already have plans to watch the new star wars after exam week, but we never made it clear whether she meant with other flatmates or not (she's from my flat).
the economist is pretty based
Gonna go play some CSS. Bye xx
>>52648770
aye but there is you annoying shitstain of a human being
go away
>>52648765
everything is illegal here, we're very repressed in lots of ways. kind of funny because banning paid sex/drugs/etc. has only made more crime than it would have if we left it up to the individual to make their choices.
this is what when you repress basic human urges
>>52648785
never make /brit/ threads again
last warning
>>52648668
My gran and aunt flat up told my uncles gf that she wasn't welcome.
Fucking normos
>>52648750
I was making a general metaphysical point actually
>>52648765
its illegal here you utter wally
the way you get around the law is you pay for this time/company and if you two have sex its just something that happens
steam is hacked lads
The fuck is a balti?
>>52648846
reported
>>52648785
Yeah, and?
>>52648858
???
Only ever got two 100% matches on okcupid and they were both black women. Is it a sign lads? Should I taste brown sugar?
>>52648830
Neat, make sure you go without anyone else and go for drinks after
Wish I could be a qt trap with a lesbian gf lads.
Would reduce my dating pool even more tho so won't do it.
nothing you do will EVER matter
>>52648882
logon lol
hungry
>Gonna go play some CSS. Bye xx
>>52648855
thats kind of how its done here too
>>52648875
>announcing a report
reported
>>52648855
The exchange of sex for money is not illegal. Being a streerwalker is.
TRA GAH DEE
When you need a poo and it won't come through
TRA GAH DEE
When your pants fall down and your bums all brown it's hard to bare
>>52648855
You're wrong but I'll just reply here and let someone else explain why
>>52648924
XD
>>52648920
really? i mean really???
Eating hot xmas pudding & brandy sauce lads
>>52648887
"brown sugar" tastes like musk, sweat and cocoa butter
>amoebas thinking their opinions matter
>>52648880
nothing, that's it
>>52648846
reported
>>52648916
I think Valve is just drunk or something.
