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Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh edition
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fuck the eu
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Anyone else hate Christmas

sick of it
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>>52651588
pakis
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>speaking in a non-brummie accent
suicide is strongly adviced
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charli
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Betty White
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christmas karen
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All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
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nth for mcgregoat
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Maisie
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Roast potato burned the roof of my mouth so bad that it got a blister. Popped the blister and now I think I know why girls don't like taking loads in their mouths lads.
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Am I a qt?
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>>52651657
how's your christmas been la
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remember that Billy no mates are not allowed in this thread

if you want to be an autistic loser go to /britfeel/
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>>52651657
>I JUST WANT HER TO KNOW WHO I AM
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Lads my cat is literally fucking speaking English

It is randomly miaowing proper fucking loud, doesn't look in pain or anything

Didn't know cats can be this loud
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made tea an hour ago and completely forgot about drinking it haha
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>>52651662
need an eire bf to toussle my hair
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>>52651656
christmas ika
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>>52651541

Billy
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Christmas Jun

and others
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>tfw no Julia Holter gf
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why does nature taunt us with things we can't have
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>>52651747
what a saucy minx
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Am I qt?
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>>52651588
THE THREE WISE MEN OF ORIENT WERE NOT WHITE
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reminder that your nationality is a pure accident of history, the nation, people or language will not exist in 1000 years
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Sinatra was singing all the drunks were swinging
we kissed on the corner and danced through the night
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Important post:

>>52651732
>>52651732
>>52651732
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>>52651756
She's not facing Mecca.
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Azusa
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>>52651757
Nature doesn't have an objective, you're just taunting yourself desu.
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>>52651811
noted (f)am
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>>52651588
In Coptic Christianity there were like 12 Wisemen
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>>52651783
>Wise
>Black

Choose one
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Fucking bored off my nut lads

Sitting watching fucking Mrs brown boys with the senpai and it's shite
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>tfw no marina gf
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Am I qt?
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Haha random mention
Haha I am britty

t. /brit/
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>>52651757
it is your desires that are taunting you
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>>52651882
twink
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>>52651866
>that kid who spends all Christmas glued to their phone
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fuck the police
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Almost there lads
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>>52651869
She looks a bit woggish, is she Cyprian or Greek or something?
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Want a nigger for a neighbour? Vote Labour
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basically over now lads.
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>>52651909
>he said, posting on 4chan
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>>52651811
ty, m8. I'll check that out later and let you know what I think. Currently listening to based Julia.

>>52651830
I doubt she's Muslim.
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>>52651588
What is Myrh?
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>>52651687
It's been alright desu, saw some friends and family, my half brother came round, got a nice watch too. I spent quite a bit on presents for my family but it was worth it since they've been through some shit recently.

8/10 christmas
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>>52651798
Gee. Who could be behind this post?
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>>52651920
greek and cute as hell tbqh
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hey
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lads, got any songs that make you sad?

e.g Cats in the Cradle, Creep etc
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>>52651919

limehouse represent
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>>52651935
I spend Christmas alone m8
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>>52651920
just your standard welsh paki
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>>52651866
at least leave the room if you're going to shit post about your family on your phone. cunt
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>we're just apes distracting ourselves with shiny things until we die
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>>52651922
what is
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Christmas Present for the mandem

https://mega.nz/#!ioIy3TKZ!HZindBOvM_bONulZ2UZ-yHUhGoJjLDYSlQVL5ufHUHw

6th Borough Project - One Night in the Borough
>Archetypal funky deep house, E S S E N T I A L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mStbJlv9L00
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>>52651985

what kind of sad?
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mum just nearly caught me doing a cocaine/seeing the big rock on my laptop
very close to ruining christmas lads
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>>52652006
i forgot.
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>>52651922
thank fuck
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>>52651998
So many questions to ponder.
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saving myself
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>>52652019
Why did you bring cocaine to your parents house for Christmas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAECj0GXWQ
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>>52652019
very bad lad.
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>>52652018
sad sad
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I really could go for a big chocolate candy cane th t b h lads
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>>52651588
whoa didn't know /brit/ still existed did it make a comeback?
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for fucks sake lads these jeans are too tight around the hips
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>boring as fuck nan managed to somehow get off life-support machine to visit our house for Christmas
>she's downstairs with a nurse
>keeps calling me to go down

Fuck sake just fuck off you old bag
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>>52652020
Want to use Azusa's hair as a warm scarf desu
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>>52652048
fuck i forgot about this song

what an absolute choon this was back in the day
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>>52651891
Or are we taunting our desires?
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>>52652069
yeah we're doing a reunion tour x
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im a pretty big fan of the queen tbqh
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having a whistle
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>>52651985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
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>>52652045
>bring cocaine
>parents' house
>Christmas
You just answered your own question, senpai.
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>>52652120
that's my girl
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What did Queen Elizardbeth say in her speech today then lads? Was busy eating.
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>>52652089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

feelings desu.
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>>52652053

Giles Corey s/t album

sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8

>i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
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>>52652007
:ok hand:

>>52651985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr8TlnqsY
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http://strawpoll.me/6362962

important poll omg

http://strawpoll.me/6362962
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>>52652111
delete this
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Think I've been stealth banned desu lads
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>>52652140
Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy. And, we shall have peace.
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>>52652183
not both?
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>>52652161
>>52652149
ta lads

>>52652120
not a fan of LDR but ta anyway
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>>52652045
already live with my parents
am only 20 though so it's ok
>>52652052
sorry x
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will I actually get any of my cds back
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hey....so tired......so tired

but on the other hand, i had a nice dinner, nice, look, all-all gone.

so, tomorrow i have to drive to dublin, dublin of all places. i hate it, i hate driving on the m50, hate it. and that new muham- motorway on the way up to dublin, god it's so long, hate it. well, tis alri like but there's nothing to look at, but on the other hand i've to go to the airport, don't mind that.
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>>52652183
not going to vote in your poll because i've filtered you (as i do with all namefags and tripfags) and can't see your post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idrV4XExv4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basnQXfQCi0
have a grimey christmas lads
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i got no friends like a god amongst men
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>>52651985
literally ery time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
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>>52652273
HAIT IT

HAIT IT
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Well good morning. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
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>>52652294
Everyone I know
goes away
in the end
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got regrets about the way ive treated people
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>>52652280
>Those comments
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>>52652268
Nah
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business idea: play an epic prank on this lad >>52652201 by not replying to him so he thinks he's been stealth banned when actually he hasn't
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>there should be one ape to rule the other apes
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>doing cocaine at the age of 20 on christmas day in your parents' house

someone isn't going to make it to 25
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Why must edgelords ruin Christmas lads?
All I wanted to do was buy and enjoy some new games.
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Then the tree should be topped with a plumb or a sausage since it's the previous European morals and culture that makes Christianity less deranged than Islam and Judaism. Just like Shia Islam is influenced by the previous culture and morals of the Persians and not completely bonkers like Saudi Arabia. Whom the UK has a new secret protection racket signed up with. Jesus was against the civilized laws of the Romans. Women must cover their heads, you can have multiple wives, stoning women is what Jesus taught so he could degenerate people to be king of the idiots like ISIS and all the rest. After the death of Constantine and before Henry the 8th and later, the reformation, Christianity was just as bonkers. The good in Christianity is from European people, not angels or the nonsense of the middle east. The senseless nonsense of the middle east religion is to weed out the smart people and have laws to kill them. To have easy to manipulate idiots who will be easy to command by the ruler. The Romans kosher or halal was clean water and sanitation that makes perfect sense. Not eating pork or cheese and meat proves an idiot who will buy anything.
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>>52652367
I think everyone was doing that until you ruined it

>tfw not stealth banned
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>>52651985
That one song on Benji about the guy's mother. I cried a little during Pink Moon too but I think that was a mental health issue.
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I'm an emotionally crippled, lonely, jaded bastard.
Didn't cry at my recent grandparent's funeral.

Just wept at the end of The Snowman.

The fuck is wrong with me
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>>52652390
because spackers are easily triggered desu
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which one of you took my maroon 5 cd
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>>52652280
Outdated, unelected scrounger. living in luxury at the tax payers expense
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>>52651798
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>>52652381
He's had a hard life lad.
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>got regrets about the way ive treated people
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so 3 chaldeans cross the wastelands by themselves laden with incredibly expensive products? don't sound very wise to me...

of course that's not actually what the bible says but when has that ever sopped anyone
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skrrt skrrt on a bitch nigga
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>>52652408
The only thing I have cried to in the last 5 odd years is the end of K-ON desu
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>>52652381

who wants to?

>t. 26
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Early Boxing Day Present for the Mandem

Mark E - Works 2005 - 2009 vol.2: Selected tracks & edits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8V657dY1JY
>One of my favourite electronic dance music albums of all time, the master of nu-disco edits. Also pick up vol.1 up ASAP phamalam.

https://mega.nz/#!ihQVERYb!Zjbp3Uf7x33gX1I222goDzb1wb8MW9wws5l1ZIrWc54
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>>52652075
His Nan keeps calling him to go down.
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>>52652436
What has your mum got to do with the Queen lad?
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>>52652436
Iconic national treasure who has done immeasurable things for charity, and generates MUCH more money in tourism than they spend in tax money.

How's life being 15, edgy and clueless?
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>>52652360
you some kind of UKIP supporting racist or something?
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>>52652486
last thing i cried to was my little dashie 2bh
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>who wants to?
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>>52651709
hello
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>>52652486
>>52652408

its the music, real life sad events don't have sad music. that's all it is desu.
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ASMR literally is not a real thing.

Reminder that if you think it is you're literally that stupid to the point where people, particularly young stupid women, can fabricate completely arbitrary monetary streams out of nothing and you'll buy into it just because you don't want to be left out.


Literal insects. ASMR is not a real thing. You're just a massive kuck.
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>>52652580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svu4wvWdHwY
get on my level general cux
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>and generates MUCH more money in tourism than they spend in tax money.

yeah all that money would disappear if they all died, no one would visit buckingham palace anymore.
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>>52652533
He isn't but I am.
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>>52652569
Happy music plays at the end of K-ON though
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>That one song on Benji about the guy's mother

eh?
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smoking my big cuban cigar went horribly wrong lads
for a start i think i cut the end wrong
then for unknown reasons i just couldn't get an actual drag of it and after trying to sort it out for ages and continously trying it began to fall apart
complete waste of 10 pound
not happy
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someone go on /qa/ and tell japmoot to unfilter desu

it's getting really tedious
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Ate like 4,000 calories worth of SHIT today. Feel absolute garbage.
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>>52652486
>5 odd years
I cry lots, probably once a month at least.
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any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
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my neighbour just tried to force his way into my flat

pretty scared
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>>52652532
I'm sure she can get a grant from the tourist board if her spruced up council house is so compelling
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>>52652450
is that combo?
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>>52652654
>once a month
>lots
we can tell you're a normie twat desu lol
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Do you think she's just sitting there waiting for me to text her lads?
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>>52651693
No
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>>52652623
in general you cuxlord, music manipulating the emotion of events, and im not sure the majority of the end and the long is happy. and by that i mean the key its in and the feel.
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Just been served by the happiest Costa employee at half 10 on a motorway service station. She was also a qt.
10/10 service
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>>52652532
The irony is he is probably a paki on bennies
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>>52652658
enjoy your crimbo raping
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>>52652558
I've just done a shower and my hair is ripe for a toussling desu
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thanks to whichever of you from the steam group just gave out the CS:GO keys
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a6_1450915410

>yanks
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>>52652652
>garbage
fuck off yank

>>52652677
no lol
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>>52652690
>working at costa on christmas
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>>52652694

i'm going to call the police if he comes back
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>>52652524
Based you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8

SHAKE

SHAKE

SHAKE

SHAKE IT
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>>52652658
I wouldnt be afraid
If he were going to rape someone, she would at least be attractive.
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>>52652655
fuck off it's true
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don't care if the queen makes a trillion billion

she is an infringement on my freedom and thus a traitor to all humanity
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>>52652636
Cigars are a bit rank 2bh. They smell so acrid.
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>>52652715
stay safe x
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>>52652707
didn't realise brazilians were paki desu
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>>52652668
no, it's Al Capone

you can even lipread the guy behind him saying "Hey, Mr. Capone! Mr. Capone!"
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>>52652670
nah once a month is loads
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>>52652679

Billy
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>>52652710
fuck off angry lad
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>>52652713
I hope she was getting double time

Also all service stations are required to serve fuel, food and drinks, 24/7/365
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>>52652743
yeah they're not really all that but it's my tradition to smoke one on christmas day
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post your first name, if you dare, pussies.
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>when you have so little motivation to try new things in life you can't even be arsed to drive to the gas station to buy some cigarettes
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>>52652715
ahahahHAHAHAHAH get FUCKED
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alri lads

>>52652779
doxxable information desu
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>>52652603
ASMR is entirely a placebo effect based on expectation stemming from sexual desperation and something which emerged to take money from NEET wankers like yourself and put it into the hands of jews by proxy through young scheming sluts.
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>>52652774
that's wank tbqh, fuck the capitalists, everybody deserves christmas off
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>>52652707
>You cannot make this shit up
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>>52652779
Rasheed
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>>52652779
rasheed
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>>52652779
big dave
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>>52652294
Are we doing sad songs tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA5Z39aB8PI
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>>52652663
What are you even talking about, you complete mongoloid?

They strengthen the economy and are basically the entire reason the UK is such a popular tourist location. She is also head of the commonwealth, not just the Queen, she is a key figure in foreign relations.

The only people that hate the royals are edgy clueless children from spastic inbred parents, and pakis. Which are you?
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>>52652779
radoslaw
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>>52652710
Nothing wrong with yanks lad.
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>>52652779
stephen
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anyone have experience with buying cigars online (and delivering to the uk obviously)?
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doing an eat
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>>52652809
but where would i go to restock on alcohol and fags otherwise
going to the local petrol station quite soon 2bh
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>>52652779
Osama
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Why is my cat shouting all of a sudden

It has been doing this for 2 days
help
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>>52652779

kent
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>>52652779
Kevin
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>>52652843
fuck off ameriboo
>>>/cum/
>>
>>52652779
Leigh (pronounced Lee)
>>
wish i was czech lads

how memerific would that be
>>
>>52652779
Stephen
>>
>>52652809
>implying this is a capitalist issue
>implying service station don't likely make a loss on christmas day
>implying free-marketiers would advocate such arbitrary regulation.
>>
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>>52652843
Thanks Britbro
>>
Is there anything better than slightly chubby girls with enormous tits? The answer is no. No there is not.
>>
Why is my cat shouting all of a sudden?

It has been doing this for 2 days
help
>>
>>52652707

That's a fully programmed automaton right there
>>
>are basically the entire reason the UK is such a popular tourist location.

jesus christ, people ACTUALLY believe this.
>>
>>52652889
would be quite shit but its defo an improvement on polish
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>>52652888
>>
>>52652779
Steven

Fuck all you Stephens out there, y'all niggas is fake
>>
LITERALLY ON MY WAY TO THE LOCATION OF KENTQT
>>
>>52652824
yes and if she's such an asset to our economy then I'm sure she can get a grant from the tourist board
if she's such a great leader then I'm sure she can run in an election and receive a mandate from the masses
>>
>>52652907
whats it saying
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>>52652913
fuck off republicunt
>>
>>52652913
ikr lol
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lads
>>
>>52652928
?
>>
>>52652916
in any case both are improvement on brummie
>>
>>52652707
That's actually boring
>>
>>52652932
>tfw banged a slag from Erith once

Fuck.
>>
>>52652779
Jessica
>>
>>52652932

you're a bit out.
>>
>>52652943
Reckon I should marry him lads? So he can come live in America
>>
hello lads
what do you think of this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450955872554.gif
>>
smoking some crack
>>
>>52652966
I'm so sorry
>>
>>52652824

sad that people are this brainwashed
>>
>>52652779
Corinne lol
>>
>>52652943
nice photoshop m8
>>
>>52652948
oneitus is called leigh tbqh
>>
>>52652981
I think I'm going to need a sauce
>>
>>52652943
Who is that? 'sicki?
>>
>>52652932
England is literally stupid place names: the country
>>
>>52652933
>implying the Queen isn't a great neutral placeholder as head of state
>wanting an elected head of state superior to parliament
>>
>>52652981
>gif
>>
>>52652981
not clicking that
>>
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>>52652981
seems alright.
>>
>lying on my bed on my own watching shit tv

kill me
>>
>>52652979
On my way to see family 2bh
>>
>>52653024
jesus
>>
>>52653014
Rasheed
U
N
T
>>
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>>52653024
>>52652981
>>
>>52652960
Leicester is literally a shit version of birmingham and it's only purpose is being a football meme
>>
>>52653024
delete this
>>
>>52652701
*tousles ur bum instead*
>>
>>52653024
bit fucked
>>
>Australians
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec6_1451008938
>>
>>52653046

nice. enjoy yourself. i'm off shopping tomorrow.
>>
>>52653024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk
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>>52653014
They like their fords and hams, to be sure
>>
>>52653077
B L U E W A T E R?
>>
>>52653077
if i ever come to the UK can we meet up so I can put my willy in your bum?
>>
>>52653077
>goes to shopping centre in kent
>waits patiently
>>
>>52653050
hahahaha absolutely love karl pilkington!
>>
>>52653024

what is that
>>
>>52653087

...yes

>>52653105

no thank you, my bum is british territory

>>52653108

for what?
>>
tfw your favourite escort is retiring
>>
What's this flakka drug I keep hearing about lads?
>>
>tfw no inspirational Japanese Arctic clam fisherman bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=34
>>
>>52653126
Not even memeing when I say I'm going to Showcase tomorrow to see the new star wars

I guess you live local then?
>>
desu
>>
>>52653024
>K-pop star getting dinner ready.webm
>>
>>52653126
to put the moves on you
not even gonna mention /brit/ but bet i can shag you
>>
/whoremembers/ when /mu/ was on BGT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNlcr4frs4
>>
>>52652981

suppose I'd rather watch this for an hour rather than this >>52653024
>>
>>52653053
birmingham:
>city been in decline since the 1970's
>literal sharia zones
>football teams are utter shite
>disgusting accent

leicestershire:
>leicester perhaps the best example of multiculturaism in the uk and then ots of comfy white villages
>booming economy
>best football team in britain
>nice, well tempered accent
>>
>>52653182
What is the webm?
>>
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>>52652932
>abridge
>a bridge
>englanders will literally name their towns this
>>
>>52653074
sort of thing happens all the time over here, saw something just like that at woolies the other day
>>
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>>52653074
>>
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The L E G E N D A R Y David Mancuso curates this album inspired by his NYC Loft Parties. Ebin, simply ebin. We're all trying to evoke his top-tier selections and dedication to fidelity and atmosphere 2bqh lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNKwr1Ne9G8

https://mega.nz/#F!e4RSgYoA!IjNyNQFM2oPIpSABJRqF5w
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>>52651855
yea desu the bible never specifies how many, through only 3 gifts were brought it doesn't mean there were three guys
>>
>>52653162

well, yeah, i live in kent.

>>52653174

you've got no chance.
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STILL NO BLACK GF

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>52653135
Who?
>>
>>52653201

yankpost is two tranny's wanking, britpost one is a dog getting cut up alive in a chinese meat market with anime music playing
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>>52653199
>leicester perhaps the best example of multiculturaism in the uk
>>
>>52653135
do you think she will settle down with a guy? how cucked is he lmao
>>
>>52653162
fuck me, are you a billionaire? i live sort of local.

>>52653174
lad, you ain't doing shit unless you're a heavily discounted handbag
>>
>>52653229
Kent is fucking huge though.
My auntie lives in Ramsgate, which is still Kent.
>>
>>52653213
>>52653220
if i saw that woman i'd offer to take her home for sex

i love mental women, especially those aged 40-50
>>
>>52653225
Seems a bit dumb to have 12 people bring 3 gifts. Like, what do you think they wrote in the tag? From: Dave and Jim and Tom and Barry and also Chris. Seems pretty fucking cheap t.b.h.
>>
bluewater /brit/ meetup tomorrow lads?
>>
>>52653246
ok then where is?
>>
>>52652400
MA GRANDMA MA GRANDMA

MA GRANDMA MA GRANDMA

MA GRANDMA MA GRANDMA

I HEARD SHE HAD A PRETTY HARD LIFE
>>
>>52653250
maybe her minge is beyond battered and looks like a sarclac pitt
>>
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>>52653282
>>
VERY interested lads
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
http://strawpoll.me/6363217
>>
>>52653270
She'd probably steal all your stuff and give you aids.
>>
>>52653270
come to australia m8, it's absolutely non stop

just fucking insane drunk middle aged women all over the shop
>>
>>52653199
>city been in decline since the 1970's
not true, for the last 5 or so years birmingham has been back on the rise (see regeneration of birmingham) even in the last few months, Grand Central and Resorts World have opened which are both major tourist attractions
>literal sharia zones
please don't tell me you actually believe this meme
>football teams are utter shite
wish i could disagree lmao
t. villa
>disgusting accent
the brummie accent is often mixed up with the horrible yam-yam (dudley/black country) accent
still not very good but not as bad as the memes
>>
>>52653262
Prices aren't that bad imo
Greenhithe, Swanscombe, Stone, or Darrent Valley?
Or maybe Dartford?
>>
tfw got a cold
>>
>>52653270
don't want knob rot Tbh

>>52653289
there isn't one because multiculturalism doesn't work
multi racial + multi religious societies can work, but not multicultural
>>
>>52653312
literally an expert lmao.
>>
Geneaology is depressing as fuck. You see all these names you're descended from, probably had shit lives and died of a horrible disease, and what for, so some cunt could look them up and add them to his family tree. will anyone add me to their tree?

deep stuff lads
>>
Merry Christmas lads.
>>
>>52653312
i considered buying a fleshlight once but they're a bit dear and i heard you have to clean them thoroughly after each use otherwise they grow mold or some shit and i can't be doin' with that
>>
christmas is almost over lads heres a cute christmas mugi pic to celebrate :) as you can see, very cute.
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just got disconnected on fifa when I was 4-0 up
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>>52653316
>just fucking insane drunk middle aged women all over the shop
>>
>>52653353
what can you tell us m8
>>
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>>52653376
ech
>>
HERE WE GO LADS
OVER THE QE2
>>
>>52653243
>that britpost
Fucking hell. Glad I didn't watch but I'm sad.

>>52653223
...and this tune posts me in a better mood.
>>
>>52653334

i'm not going to say, sorry
>>
>>52653199
Birmingham has more stuff and better universities though.
>>
>>52653401
4>3>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1
>>
fuck lads i missed my chance didn't i
>>
thought the old aladdins had lost their potency lads but it was just delayed onset
>>
destiny is a shit game
>>
>>52653422
Fair enough
>>
>>52653353
disgusting
>tfw the only sex toy you've ever used was an actual female
haha
>>
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> tfw family is coming down tomorrow instead
>>
>>52653466
yeah
>>
>>52653466
With some mates it's alright, but if you're on your own it's absolute wank. Though this is true for literally every game that exists
>>
>>52653454

Danielle is my favorite name for a girl, tbqh. Wouldn't want to date a girl named it though, rather name my daughter it
>>
>>52653424
good lad
nice sauce btw
>>
>>52653507
jeez.

Tay-sweezy is looking good there.
>>
>>52653424
>better universities
'no'

loughborough & leicester v birmingham and like 4 polys
>>
>>52653507
want to lick her feet ngl
>>
I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M WITH YOU
>>
>>52653521
i know a lad named daniel whose gf's name is danielle, it's cute 2bh
>>
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>>52653499
i'm sure lad.
>>
>>52653454
>tfw my ex is called danielle

thanks lad

miss her so much

thanks for reminding me of her on christmas when I'm alone
>>
>>52653553
>Loughborough
>Leicester
>good
>>
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>normie news
>>
Just finished hateful eight

quite good 2bh
>>
>edgemaster posting edgy WEBMs

do one.
>>
>>52653574
http://watchpeopledie.noided.org/Brazilian-kid-shot-point-blank-by-a-drugdealer-after-stealing-his-gun.mp4

wew lad
>>
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>people actually being strung along by a lad pretending to be kent qt
>>
>>52653581
not christmas anymore for me so you can suck my doodle qfm (quite frankly m8)
>>
>>52653574
Was he ok?
>>
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>normies think this is difficult
>>
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>people here have not watched K-on baka
>>
Who else is /H Y P E D/ about the new Jeremy Underground compilation coming early 2016? I mean really, the last one was too based to ignore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQP4JGDIik

https://mega.nz/#F!35YBiTIK!VbXit_qphN2A2B2KkJjasg
>>
>>52653553
Birmingham city uni is pretty good and UoB is significantly better than loughborough or leicester.
>>
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>feel good about self for once
>look at self in phone
>pale as fuck skin
>massive eyebags
>feel depressed

Every time lads.
>>
>>52653634
The sad thing is this isn't even the fifth time someone has pretended to be a girl this month
>>
cold out
>>
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>a degree in machine operation
>>
>>52653634

It's not worth it. Girls and /int/ don't have the best track record. Everyone I can think off has been driven away
>>
>>52653686
your flag looks like a plug socket
>>
>>52653574
pwned
>>
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>>52653695
>look in mirror
>look okay
>look in phones camera
JUST
>>
>pour the brandy in the glass
>forget to poor mixer in
>take a big swig without thinking
ffs lads
>>
Running out of time for this Crimbo text lads. Should I do it or not?
>>
shagged her for a good 2 hours lads
>>
Sister is doing a cry because I said mean things to her because she was being a show off bitch when people were around
>>
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>when londoners pronounce southwark as suthuck
>>
>>52653747

t. girl
>>
>>52653744
Why is this? Can I just blame the lighting? I sometimes feel ok looking in the mirror but I can never take a photo because I look hideous through phone camera.
>>
>>52653627
at least now he doesn't have to deal with growing up as an ugly person

he probably would have ended up on /r9k/ if he made it to his teens
>>
>>52653747
>Brandy with mixer

Mate....
>>
>>52653753
yes
>>
>Alan Carr chatty man
>Band called little mix singing a song called black magic
>all the backup dancers are black

What did they mean by this?
>>
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keep farting really bad.
>>
>>52653276
Yes, but they would represent foreign lands. Perhaps, 3 gifts from the 3 racial descendants of Ham, Shem and Japheth.
>>
>>52653662
I watched the first episode of K-ON and it was the most autistic fucking trash I have ever come across in my life

Absolute fucking waste of time
>>
>>52653795
TAKE A SIP OF MY SECRET POTION
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeOTX8RBAo
Who would've thought it?
>>
>>52653747
>mixing drinks
sure when drinking socially but a VERY bad idea when having a cheeky one at home
>>
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
>>
>>52653695
>>52653744
>>52653786
yes this happens to everyone

I also look like a normal human being in a mirror but look like a fucking disgusting mug in photos

There was a vsauce or something video about why mirrors make you look better
>>
>>52653829
>>52653829
>>52653829
>>
>>52653782
>>52653791
>>52653809
>drinking 40% spirits straight
fuck off russkis
>>
>>52652779
Barack
>>
>>52653845
m8 you just sip it you absolute poofter
>>
>>52653845

faggot
>>
>>52653583
no worse than birmingham uni

>>52653686
lboro is 12th, birmingham is 18th, leicester 24th and then birmingham city is literally 88th (EIGHTY EIGHTH)
http://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings
>>
>>52652806
But I've been experiencing it since childhood.
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