Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh edition
fuck the eu
Anyone else hate Christmas
sick of it
>>52651588
pakis
>speaking in a non-brummie accent
suicide is strongly adviced
charli
Betty White
christmas karen
All I want for Christmas is for her to know I exist.
nth for mcgregoat
Maisie
Roast potato burned the roof of my mouth so bad that it got a blister. Popped the blister and now I think I know why girls don't like taking loads in their mouths lads.
Am I a qt?
>>52651657
how's your christmas been la
remember that Billy no mates are not allowed in this thread
if you want to be an autistic loser go to /britfeel/
>>52651657
>I JUST WANT HER TO KNOW WHO I AM
Lads my cat is literally fucking speaking English
It is randomly miaowing proper fucking loud, doesn't look in pain or anything
Didn't know cats can be this loud
made tea an hour ago and completely forgot about drinking it haha
>>52651662
need an eire bf to toussle my hair
>>52651656
christmas ika
>>52651541
Billy
Christmas Jun
and others
>tfw no Julia Holter gf
why does nature taunt us with things we can't have
>>52651747
what a saucy minx
Am I qt?
>>52651588
THE THREE WISE MEN OF ORIENT WERE NOT WHITE
reminder that your nationality is a pure accident of history, the nation, people or language will not exist in 1000 years
Sinatra was singing all the drunks were swinging
we kissed on the corner and danced through the night
Important post:
>>52651732
>>52651732
>>52651732
>>52651756
She's not facing Mecca.
Azusa
>>52651757
Nature doesn't have an objective, you're just taunting yourself desu.
>>52651811
noted (f)am
>>52651588
In Coptic Christianity there were like 12 Wisemen
>>52651783
>Wise
>Black
Choose one
Fucking bored off my nut lads
Sitting watching fucking Mrs brown boys with the senpai and it's shite
>tfw no marina gf
Am I qt?
Haha random mention
Haha I am britty
t. /brit/
>>52651757
it is your desires that are taunting you
>>52651882
twink
>>52651866
>that kid who spends all Christmas glued to their phone
fuck the police
Almost there lads
>>52651869
She looks a bit woggish, is she Cyprian or Greek or something?
Want a nigger for a neighbour? Vote Labour
basically over now lads.
>>52651909
>he said, posting on 4chan
>>52651811
ty, m8. I'll check that out later and let you know what I think. Currently listening to based Julia.
>>52651830
I doubt she's Muslim.
>>52651588
What is Myrh?
>>52651687
It's been alright desu, saw some friends and family, my half brother came round, got a nice watch too. I spent quite a bit on presents for my family but it was worth it since they've been through some shit recently.
8/10 christmas
>>52651798
Gee. Who could be behind this post?
>>52651920
greek and cute as hell tbqh
hey
lads, got any songs that make you sad?
e.g Cats in the Cradle, Creep etc
>>52651919
limehouse represent
>>52651935
I spend Christmas alone m8
>>52651920
just your standard welsh paki
>>52651866
at least leave the room if you're going to shit post about your family on your phone. cunt
>we're just apes distracting ourselves with shiny things until we die
>>52651922
what is
Christmas Present for the mandem
https://mega.nz/#!ioIy3TKZ!HZindBOvM_bONulZ2UZ-yHUhGoJjLDYSlQVL5ufHUHw
6th Borough Project - One Night in the Borough
>Archetypal funky deep house, E S S E N T I A L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mStbJlv9L00
>>52651985
what kind of sad?
mum just nearly caught me doing a cocaine/seeing the big rock on my laptop
very close to ruining christmas lads
>>52652006
i forgot.
>>52651922
thank fuck
>>52651998
So many questions to ponder.
saving myself
>>52652019
Why did you bring cocaine to your parents house for Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAECj0GXWQ
>>52652019
very bad lad.
>>52652018
sad sad
I really could go for a big chocolate candy cane th t b h lads
>>52651588
whoa didn't know /brit/ still existed did it make a comeback?
for fucks sake lads these jeans are too tight around the hips
>boring as fuck nan managed to somehow get off life-support machine to visit our house for Christmas
>she's downstairs with a nurse
>keeps calling me to go down
Fuck sake just fuck off you old bag
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_12.58_[2015.05.31_12.29.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/MlezDKN.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_12.58_[2015.05.31_12.29.49].png")
>>52652020
Want to use Azusa's hair as a warm scarf desu
>>52652048
fuck i forgot about this song
what an absolute choon this was back in the day
>>52651891
Or are we taunting our desires?
>>52652069
yeah we're doing a reunion tour x
im a pretty big fan of the queen tbqh
having a whistle
>>52651985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
>>52652045
>bring cocaine
>parents' house
>Christmas
You just answered your own question, senpai.
>>52652120
that's my girl
What did Queen Elizardbeth say in her speech today then lads? Was busy eating.
>>52652089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
feelings desu.
>>52652053
Giles Corey s/t album
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
>i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
>>52652007
:ok hand:
>>52651985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOr8TlnqsY
http://strawpoll.me/6362962
important poll omg
http://strawpoll.me/6362962
>>52652111
delete this
Think I've been stealth banned desu lads
>>52652140
Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy. And, we shall have peace.
>>52652183
not both?
>>52652161
>>52652149
ta lads
>>52652120
not a fan of LDR but ta anyway
>>52652045
already live with my parents
am only 20 though so it's ok
>>52652052
sorry x
will I actually get any of my cds back
hey....so tired......so tired
but on the other hand, i had a nice dinner, nice, look, all-all gone.
so, tomorrow i have to drive to dublin, dublin of all places. i hate it, i hate driving on the m50, hate it. and that new muham- motorway on the way up to dublin, god it's so long, hate it. well, tis alri like but there's nothing to look at, but on the other hand i've to go to the airport, don't mind that.
>>52652183
not going to vote in your poll because i've filtered you (as i do with all namefags and tripfags) and can't see your post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idrV4XExv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basnQXfQCi0
have a grimey christmas lads
i got no friends like a god amongst men
>>52651985
literally ery time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>52652273
HAIT IT
HAIT IT
Well good morning. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
>>52652294
Everyone I know
goes away
in the end
got regrets about the way ive treated people
>>52652280
>Those comments
>>52652268
Nah
business idea: play an epic prank on this lad >>52652201 by not replying to him so he thinks he's been stealth banned when actually he hasn't
>there should be one ape to rule the other apes
>doing cocaine at the age of 20 on christmas day in your parents' house
someone isn't going to make it to 25
Why must edgelords ruin Christmas lads?
All I wanted to do was buy and enjoy some new games.
Then the tree should be topped with a plumb or a sausage since it's the previous European morals and culture that makes Christianity less deranged than Islam and Judaism. Just like Shia Islam is influenced by the previous culture and morals of the Persians and not completely bonkers like Saudi Arabia. Whom the UK has a new secret protection racket signed up with. Jesus was against the civilized laws of the Romans. Women must cover their heads, you can have multiple wives, stoning women is what Jesus taught so he could degenerate people to be king of the idiots like ISIS and all the rest. After the death of Constantine and before Henry the 8th and later, the reformation, Christianity was just as bonkers. The good in Christianity is from European people, not angels or the nonsense of the middle east. The senseless nonsense of the middle east religion is to weed out the smart people and have laws to kill them. To have easy to manipulate idiots who will be easy to command by the ruler. The Romans kosher or halal was clean water and sanitation that makes perfect sense. Not eating pork or cheese and meat proves an idiot who will buy anything.
>>52652367
I think everyone was doing that until you ruined it
>tfw not stealth banned
>>52651985
That one song on Benji about the guy's mother. I cried a little during Pink Moon too but I think that was a mental health issue.
I'm an emotionally crippled, lonely, jaded bastard.
Didn't cry at my recent grandparent's funeral.
Just wept at the end of The Snowman.
The fuck is wrong with me
>>52652390
because spackers are easily triggered desu
which one of you took my maroon 5 cd
>>52652280
Outdated, unelected scrounger. living in luxury at the tax payers expense
>>52651798
>>52652381
He's had a hard life lad.
>got regrets about the way ive treated people
so 3 chaldeans cross the wastelands by themselves laden with incredibly expensive products? don't sound very wise to me...
of course that's not actually what the bible says but when has that ever sopped anyone
skrrt skrrt on a bitch nigga
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>>52652408
The only thing I have cried to in the last 5 odd years is the end of K-ON desu
>>52652381
who wants to?
>t. 26
Early Boxing Day Present for the Mandem
Mark E - Works 2005 - 2009 vol.2: Selected tracks & edits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8V657dY1JY
>One of my favourite electronic dance music albums of all time, the master of nu-disco edits. Also pick up vol.1 up ASAP phamalam.
https://mega.nz/#!ihQVERYb!Zjbp3Uf7x33gX1I222goDzb1wb8MW9wws5l1ZIrWc54
>>52652075
His Nan keeps calling him to go down.
>>52652436
What has your mum got to do with the Queen lad?
>>52652436
Iconic national treasure who has done immeasurable things for charity, and generates MUCH more money in tourism than they spend in tax money.
How's life being 15, edgy and clueless?
>>52652360
you some kind of UKIP supporting racist or something?
>>52652486
last thing i cried to was my little dashie 2bh
>who wants to?
>>52651709
hello
>>52652486
>>52652408
its the music, real life sad events don't have sad music. that's all it is desu.
ASMR literally is not a real thing.
Reminder that if you think it is you're literally that stupid to the point where people, particularly young stupid women, can fabricate completely arbitrary monetary streams out of nothing and you'll buy into it just because you don't want to be left out.
Literal insects. ASMR is not a real thing. You're just a massive kuck.
>>52652580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svu4wvWdHwY
get on my level general cux
>and generates MUCH more money in tourism than they spend in tax money.
yeah all that money would disappear if they all died, no one would visit buckingham palace anymore.
>>52652533
He isn't but I am.
>>52652569
Happy music plays at the end of K-ON though
>That one song on Benji about the guy's mother
eh?
smoking my big cuban cigar went horribly wrong lads
for a start i think i cut the end wrong
then for unknown reasons i just couldn't get an actual drag of it and after trying to sort it out for ages and continously trying it began to fall apart
complete waste of 10 pound
not happy
someone go on /qa/ and tell japmoot to unfilter desu
it's getting really tedious
Ate like 4,000 calories worth of SHIT today. Feel absolute garbage.
>>52652486
>5 odd years
I cry lots, probably once a month at least.
any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
my neighbour just tried to force his way into my flat
pretty scared
>>52652532
I'm sure she can get a grant from the tourist board if her spruced up council house is so compelling
>>52652450
is that combo?
>>52652654
>once a month
>lots
we can tell you're a normie twat desu lol
Do you think she's just sitting there waiting for me to text her lads?
>>52652623
in general you cuxlord, music manipulating the emotion of events, and im not sure the majority of the end and the long is happy. and by that i mean the key its in and the feel.
Just been served by the happiest Costa employee at half 10 on a motorway service station. She was also a qt.
10/10 service
>>52652532
The irony is he is probably a paki on bennies
>>52652658
enjoy your crimbo raping
>>52652558
I've just done a shower and my hair is ripe for a toussling desu
thanks to whichever of you from the steam group just gave out the CS:GO keys
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5a6_1450915410
>yanks
>>52652652
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>52652677
no lol
>>52652690
>working at costa on christmas
>>52652694
i'm going to call the police if he comes back
>>52652524
Based you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wjFahULCK8
SHAKE
SHAKE
SHAKE
SHAKE IT
>>52652658
I wouldnt be afraid
If he were going to rape someone, she would at least be attractive.
>>52652655
fuck off it's true
don't care if the queen makes a trillion billion
she is an infringement on my freedom and thus a traitor to all humanity
>>52652636
Cigars are a bit rank 2bh. They smell so acrid.
>>52652715
stay safe x
>>52652707
didn't realise brazilians were paki desu
>>52652668
no, it's Al Capone
you can even lipread the guy behind him saying "Hey, Mr. Capone! Mr. Capone!"
>>52652670
nah once a month is loads
>>52652679
Billy
>>52652710
fuck off angry lad
>>52652713
I hope she was getting double time
Also all service stations are required to serve fuel, food and drinks, 24/7/365
>>52652743
yeah they're not really all that but it's my tradition to smoke one on christmas day
post your first name, if you dare, pussies.
>when you have so little motivation to try new things in life you can't even be arsed to drive to the gas station to buy some cigarettes
>>52652715
ahahahHAHAHAHAH get FUCKED
alri lads
>>52652779
doxxable information desu
>>52652603
ASMR is entirely a placebo effect based on expectation stemming from sexual desperation and something which emerged to take money from NEET wankers like yourself and put it into the hands of jews by proxy through young scheming sluts.
>>52652774
that's wank tbqh, fuck the capitalists, everybody deserves christmas off
>>52652707
>You cannot make this shit up
>>52652779
Rasheed
>>52652779
rasheed
>>52652779
big dave
>>52652294
Are we doing sad songs tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA5Z39aB8PI
>>52652663
What are you even talking about, you complete mongoloid?
They strengthen the economy and are basically the entire reason the UK is such a popular tourist location. She is also head of the commonwealth, not just the Queen, she is a key figure in foreign relations.
The only people that hate the royals are edgy clueless children from spastic inbred parents, and pakis. Which are you?
>>52652779
radoslaw
>>52652710
Nothing wrong with yanks lad.
>>52652779
stephen
anyone have experience with buying cigars online (and delivering to the uk obviously)?
doing an eat
>>52652809
but where would i go to restock on alcohol and fags otherwise
going to the local petrol station quite soon 2bh
>>52652779
Osama
Why is my cat shouting all of a sudden
It has been doing this for 2 days
help
>>52652779
kent
>>52652779
Kevin
>>52652843
fuck off ameriboo
>>>/cum/
>>52652779
Leigh (pronounced Lee)
wish i was czech lads
how memerific would that be
>>52652779
Stephen
>>52652809
>implying this is a capitalist issue
>implying service station don't likely make a loss on christmas day
>implying free-marketiers would advocate such arbitrary regulation.
>>52652843
Thanks Britbro
Is there anything better than slightly chubby girls with enormous tits? The answer is no. No there is not.
Why is my cat shouting all of a sudden?
It has been doing this for 2 days
help
>>52652707
That's a fully programmed automaton right there
>are basically the entire reason the UK is such a popular tourist location.
jesus christ, people ACTUALLY believe this.
>>52652889
would be quite shit but its defo an improvement on polish
>>52652888
>>52652779
Steven
Fuck all you Stephens out there, y'all niggas is fake
LITERALLY ON MY WAY TO THE LOCATION OF KENTQT
>>52652824
yes and if she's such an asset to our economy then I'm sure she can get a grant from the tourist board
if she's such a great leader then I'm sure she can run in an election and receive a mandate from the masses
>>52652907
whats it saying
>>52652913
fuck off republicunt
>>52652913
ikr lol
lads
>>52652916
in any case both are improvement on brummie
>>52652707
That's actually boring
>>52652932
>tfw banged a slag from Erith once
Fuck.
>>52652779
Jessica
>>52652932
you're a bit out.
>>52652943
Reckon I should marry him lads? So he can come live in America
hello lads
what do you think of this https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450955872554.gif
smoking some crack
>>52652966
I'm so sorry
>>52652824
sad that people are this brainwashed
>>52652779
Corinne lol
>>52652943
nice photoshop m8
>>52652948
oneitus is called leigh tbqh
>>52652981
I think I'm going to need a sauce
>>52652943
Who is that? 'sicki?
>>52652932
England is literally stupid place names: the country
>>52652933
>implying the Queen isn't a great neutral placeholder as head of state
>wanting an elected head of state superior to parliament
>>52652981
>gif
>>52652981
not clicking that
>>52652981
seems alright.
>lying on my bed on my own watching shit tv
kill me
>>52652979
On my way to see family 2bh
>>52653024
jesus
>>52653014
Rasheed
U
N
T
>>52653024
>>52652981
>>52652960
Leicester is literally a shit version of birmingham and it's only purpose is being a football meme
>>52653024
delete this
>>52652701
*tousles ur bum instead*
>>52653024
bit fucked
>Australians
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ec6_1451008938
>>52653046
nice. enjoy yourself. i'm off shopping tomorrow.
>>52653024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk
>>52653014
They like their fords and hams, to be sure
>>52653077
B L U E W A T E R?
