Cute Edition
me on the left
gonna have a wank x
Maisie
What's the cutoff time for a cheeky crimbo text lads? Bear in mind it's only 6 PM where I am.
Da Ritz.
who wants to get fucking battered then
i'll do you in swear to god
plymouth
>Mixing whisky
>Mixing Brandy
T O P
------L
------E
------B
>>52653807
IN AMERICA YOU GOTTA BE 21 TO DO 22 OF THE 23 THINGS WE DO IN 24 HOURS
25 MAN WANNA BEEF ME
BORN IN 19 HOW LONG
>>52653872
I don't like a girl right now though
>>52653829
amazing.
>>52653802
XD
Literally all me.
do you think kurt cobain killed himself because he was only 5'9?
>anime nonce thread after two pure Christian threads
alright lads it's been good but I'm off for today
see you tomorrow
post songs that remind you of her lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTc--0sZbrE
>>52653682
You know it, m8. First one was amazing.
Anyway, I'm off to to bed and watch a cheeky bit of Seinfeld. Goodnight.
>>52653876
>0 crossover
hm very interesting
what is stopping you lads that want one but dont own one?
charli lads
>anime
>>52653831
link senpai
>>52653901
manlets will never learn
Jun Suzuki
>>52653829
can literally smell the janitor already
>>52653907
>>52653909
haha perfect
wish i was danish lads
>>52653886
t. paul gascoigne
>>52653888
good lad
3 is the new 6
>>52653909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Agwu_5J14
>>52653909
>post songs that remind you of her lads
WHO IS "HER" YOUR PENIS?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA
>>52653912
>Falling asleep to Seinfeld
Very, very good choice my friend.
>>52653899
Dressing in girls clothing does not make you a girl
Don't ever let anyone, tell you, you deserve it, lads.
>>52653941
sort your fucking site out chink cunt
>>52653957
more like a cheese danish xDD ;)
>>52653962
but he has no penis
>>52653967
>>52653899
ooh he's done you again, he done it again steve.
>arguing about unis
>arguing about music
take some acid
Wish I was in the land of cotton
If you were a girl how would you dress? me? I'd wear collar dresses.
>>52654023
paint your skin black
>>52654017
i don't want to argue about unis but some is wrong on the internet and they need correcting
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
>>52653901
no because Jusin Beiber was born xDDDD
>>52654017
They won't let me become a police officer if I do that :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb-01LZlh7o
DRAW YOUR GIRL IN BOOTCUT JEANS TAKE HER MAC DEES GET NECK THEN LEAVE
merry xmas lads
nothing better than celebrating the birth of our lord by watching men play ball
>>52653872
>>52654047
>>52653909
stop this arooooo
Starting to fancy Maisie now that she is mature looking 2bh hope she lays off the dope tho x
What are the harsh truths that you have to face in the morning lads?
>27yo KV
>NEET
>Alcoholic with severe mental problems
>>52654079
haha did the man throw the ball in the hoop? haha!
>>52654038
did you ever tell cornwall what to dress up in
>>52654114
lol yeah sometimes they miss tho
armpit is really itchy think i applied too much speed stick
>>52654122
I don't think so
He showed me some things he wanted to buy though
>>52654038
dragon strap-on
>>52654100
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
>>52654089
that girl you work with is currently cuddled up with her bf
>>52654162
>you will never be a qt trap lesbian
Just end my life senpai
>>52654061
do you think justin bieber will kill himself because he's only 5'9?
>>52653941
>lboro is 12th
Only because of sports, UoB is a lot higher in STEM rankings.
http://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings?s=Physics%20%26%20Astronomy
>>52654184
cuddle up with me while we listen to disco 2000
>>52654185
do you know what trap means?
sneezed all over my monitor lads
>>52654095
would absolutely smash maisie's pussy, desu
>>52654185
>>52653901
no but his whole career was an elaborate overcompensation for his height
alri lads xo
Would desu
>>52654228
>>52654095
maisie
>>52654214
I don't think it will work out between us x
kurt cobain is a fucking hero, killing yourself at the height of your power. a GOD
I think when I kill myself it will be in late March or early April
no specific year, but that specific time of year
>>52654185
r u qt? :3
>>52654248
She's grown on me, quite funny desu
dont care about 3d
leave it out this thread yeah?
>>52654244
sfe wuu2
>>52654248
is this the bird from impractical jokers
if so then i defo would
the only thing I wanted for christmas was for Taylor to sit on my face
I didn't get it, Christmas is shit.
>>52654286
This desu
>>52654210
you can't just move the goalposts like that
>>52654270
>height of your power
>3 years after Nevermind
>>52654270
it was actually his wife who killed him though because she hated him for being a manlet
>>52654299
imagine her wobbly fanny being pressed against your mouth
>there are taigs in his thread RIGHT NOW
my sister just ruined christmas by telling me what's in a gift she hasn't even sent yet
heartless cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPk6PEmYKJQ
Christmas really shows you who is a selfish cunt and whose a good family meme
>>52654288
It's roisin conaty, she is on Channel 4 right now
>>52654348
my mum, stepdad and brother opened their gifts from me while I was still sleeping
bit rude ngl
bit drunk 2bh
>>52654348
Excuse me, but Christmas is about Jesus, not your materialistic heathen shit no one cares about. do 3 hail marys and think about what you've done.
post 10/10s
my thumb hurts from playing too much halo today
oops :3
>>52654286
10/10
>>52654394
drank quite a lot and still feel pretty much sober
i know that it will just hit me soon and i'll be fucking smashed
Why is there never any good crosdresser porn with feminine twinks? It's mostly home cams of fat men. And the porns that are studio made are all buff guys that dont pass cause it's aimed more at the gay audience
>>52654416
>>52654343
Wabouchee?
>>52654416
>r u qt? :3
>>52654431
only really noticed when i stood up to go home
>>52654348
My mum's partners mother died today
Don't think I'm mentally well lads. About 80% sure I suffer from mania.
>>52654416
can't we just have one thread without anime, maisie or japanese bitches?
it's so boring, i feel embarrassed for people who post it
>>52654422
you love your halo and fantasy prem don't you rafi haha
>>52654450
think you misread his post lad, there was a 1 at the start he didn't say 0/10
>>52654422
>playing too much halo
2007 wants its game back
miru~
>>52654461
nice burberry coat
>>52654416
>>52654416
>>52654440
L U R G A N
U
R
G
A
N
Kyary
>>52654299
Dat bulge tho.
>>52654416
>>52654490
Dementia > Mania
>>52654485
what a bitch ruining christmas for you like that
>>52654495
this
no Koreans either
>>52654416
>>52654500
they can have it
halo 5's here :3
£5 to whoever can name me something uglier than Maisie
(bonus points if it's human)
>>52654495
Word
>>52654557
>*whomever you illiterate cunt
all i want for christmas is youuu
>>52654557
Bruce Forsyth
>>52654550
>halo 5
12 year olds want there game back
>>52654557
this guy >>52654565
>>52654557
Mio
>>52654509
B EL F A S T
E
L
F
A
S
T
*falls asleep*
>>52654416
>tfw no chubby Icelandic gf in Norway for her art degree gf
>>52654498
yeah, they're both things I'm in the top 1% in and it makes me feel good being better then the rest
it's pathetic really
>>52654416
>>52654557
gotchu pham
>>52654416
Just watched stonehurst asylum and shutter island.
Any more good asylum-core movies lads?
>>52654416
Unironically can't get over how happy I am with my £100 pen
It's silver, is it a bit too pretentious for work? (I work in media/ government)
>>52654591
>there
>>52654586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOwPUPbGf44
>>52654628
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME JOOSTEN?
>>52654557
Can't think of anything human
maybe a blobfish
>>52654616
>art degree
>>52654616
She's not chubby any more
>>52654612
this
i am also asleep
>>52654626
Hey she looks like Lisicki. That were made for each other, desu
Asked for a jgf for Christmas and the bloody rents got me a shitty kgf. Hope they kept the receipt desu
>>52654633
Grave encounters
Shock corridor
>>52654641
>(I work in media/ government)
You responsible for all the multiculti agenda'd output?
>>52654641
are you the lobbyist?
>>52654641
>is it a bit too pretentious for work?
if you have your own office then i feel like you could get away with it
>tfw red wine stained lips
haha absolutely bantered by the old vino tinto lads
>>52654641
literally not even used a pen since I did my a levels
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good
>>52654461
she looks like a painting
>>52654663
Really? what's she look like now?
>>52654609
alri lad I work for almac in craigavon that's the only reason i moved to lurgan because it's close to work but it's a fucking shit hole
I'm gonna move to belfast next year once my tenancy is up
I wanna move to south belfast, west and east belfast are shit holes and north belfast is too far way
how much rent will I pay for a south belfast flat? I don't mind having a flatmate
how likely is it I'll be shot seeing as I have an english accent?
>>52654641
sterling or plated?
drinking some koolaid i got in some box of yank sweets for crimbo lads
>>52654699
post pics~
>>52654713
you dont ever have to make a note when youre on the phone?
going to watch aston villa versus west ham tomorrow with my dad and brothers
going to batter some cockneys 2bh
>>52654699
*kisses you*
>>52654591
they can have it
the current top ranked team is made up of 25 year olds one of who's an electrician and married with a kid on the way
the halo community is filled with mostly adults now who started playing the series as a kid
it's great
also pic related, its my favourite pro who plays for the top team, his eyes are literally perfect :3
>>52654697
No comment
>>52654698
Sadly I don't, I'm actually quite junior haha...
>>52654692
Yes, I'm paid by a Jewish group to put out subliminal anti-white messages
me on the right
>>52654641
> (I work in media/ government)
Sounds like a lobbyist
>>52654721
Like that pick just not as fat
wow in this film aragon is 87 years old but he looks really young ha
Santa editi
>>52654699
that's why my willy's all red haha
>>52654726
No idea lad, it's just really fucking shiny and comes with it's own fancy box
>>52654785
Fucking kek, I'm not that guy, but a great meme
I only influence government, not lobby
>>52654792
very good post, mr. anime
>>52654760
still manchildren
>>52654437
>>52654450
>>52654461
>>52654492
>>52654506
>>52654507
>>52654616
>>52654621
>>52654628
>>52654639
>>52654586
shit taste _tbh_
>>52654522
explosive diarrhetic shit taste _tbh_
>>52654457
god-tier taste _tbh_
>>52654757
david cameron will be there supporting errrmmm
>>52654762
me on the left
>>52654792
Who is this and why did you post her here?
>>52654725
Everyone in Northern Ireland is a shithole tbf lad.
>South Belfast
Don't know about the rent. South Belfast is traditionally Unionist, but I hear the pendulum's swinging to nationalists lately but I doubt you'd be shot since it's where all the faggots live. Filled with niggers and faggot students though.
>>52654812
fucking hell dont go bragging about your damn pen if you don't even know if it's real silver
Lads I hate my family, my friends and my colleagues.
I literally don't think it's me that's the problem, they are all terrible people.
>>52654725
Not that guy but you can rent a room for 200 on the Lisburn Road, or get your own flat and let the second room out for probably 500. I paid 250 for a 4 bed with 3 bathrooms. Was fucking sweet. South Belfast is literally 100% students and immigrants. You are in no danger
>>52654792
>Santa
fuck off yank
This girl desu
>>52654826
I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING SURE YOU EXIST TO MAKE ME MAD, EVERY FUCKING POST YOU MAKE SENDS ME INTO A COMA IT'S THAT FUCKING STUPID.
have any of you e-sports weirdos ever heard of Dylan 'madcat' Daly
he's apparently one of the best COD players in the world and quite well known
He went to my school and was a bit of a chavvy pleb (he used to spit bars kek)
Now he's touring murica and earning big bucks just for playing a fucking vidya
bit mad 2bh
>>52654689
>Google Grave encounters
>Dem screenshots
Nope nope nope
>>52654416
>>52654871
>>52654861
sounds like 100% danger of being surrounded by gays and pakis
>>52654095
>hope she lays off the dope tho x
imagining her snorting a line of coke off of a toilet seat before doing a scene for GoT
Face is bleeding.
work at half 5 lads, do you reckon i should just stay up?
>>52654904
that fucking potatoface
>>52654857
Fuck off cunt
>>52654904
>>52654825
so?
>s-stop having fun!!
>d-dont enjoy yourself!!
do one
>>52654918
Rolling
just did a sleep paralysis + horrifying hallucination
>>52654918
2
>>52654416
>>52654918
1
MANLETS BTFO
>When girls wear leotards and you can tell
fucking HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>52654936
no
Lads what the fuck I was just looking through related artists and these two are literally next to each other
spooky as FUCK
>>52654918
Would fuck all of them but I like 2 the best
>>52654917
pretentious slag
>>52654900
its pretty dumb ngl
>>52654946
>>52654936
definitely not.
>>52654906
Oh certainly. Was sitting off botanic in my van last week and every single person that walked past me for a good 10 minutes was Romanian
>>52654975
You only posted this so people would comment on your taste.
It's shit.
>>52654950
>Grave encounters
no christmas message from christopher lee this year...
>>52654871
Looks fat and unattractive enough to be my gf which makes me rock hard
>>52654993
Mum and dad didn't really get me anything, said they would pay for some drum lessons but I doubt it will happen
Brother got me some ales which is ok but kind of a cop out
Ext senpai got me shoe polish and a tie, basically just an insult
Gran got me football boots, which was sick especially as she's got dementia
Thanks gran
Imagine being attractive enough that multiple women saught your affections at the same time.
>>52654993
>keeps a rodent as a pet
cute but thats a dealbreaker
Reminder that this is literally the average weeb
>>52654918
rollerino
>>52654936
nope
work early mornings and i'm a bad sleeper and one thing i've learnt is some sleep is better than none
even if you go sleep at 5 and get half an hour you'll still be better off
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/680521990051106816
wish the girl from work would snapchat me 2bh
Would you fuck her?
>>52655015
If I wanted people to comment on my taste I'd post what I was listening to
stop thinking you know everything m8
>>52655021
She's french so she probably has a devastatingly qt accent
>>52655055
average leftist in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFW2Z9Avbyk
>>52654972
>>52655006
well ill have to wake up half 4, theres no way i can get to sleep before at least 1, whats the point sleeping 3 and a half hours ill probably just feel worse and i just had a nap
it's me, i'm a g
>>52655061
what do you do richard?
Maws just started saying if u shag a boy ur no dating u have nae respect excuse me Mrs dad never shags you Whit you chatting
>>52655055
this picture is literally in birmingham city centre
just fuck up my city (even more) pham
>>52655066
I'd fuck most things
>>52655066
only if she has a feminine penis haha wahey!
>>52654871
Camwhores? Nah. Not a fan.
>>52655055
don't post pictures of me without my consent
wag1
>>52655114
including me?
>>52655055
weebs are neo-reactionary hyper conservative monarchists
or they dont understand anime
>>52655090
you're obese family, sort it out.
>>52655066
Does she smoke? It's my autismo turn-off 2bh
>>52655151
how was your day? xo
>>52655100
haha yeah
>>52655134
R u qt
