smug slags edition
brendan fraser
>>52653856
whos this smug demon
>>52653856
pretty lass
>>52653856
She is sexy, give the white woman to me.
smug girls make my pee pee hard desu senpai
hate you mongs
Alri lads, want to try and get with my housemate by the summer when she goes on a year abroad, how should I go about this?
We're the only virgins left out of the house and I know she's quite self-conscious of it (when she gets really drunk she often cries about it)
>tfw having a nice time on xmas day then i think about my gf having a better time with the lad she left me for
i never wanted anything like these feels, especially on christmas
mar
ina
>>52655717
>implying she is a virgin
>implying that she is going to have sex with you if she hasn't already
way to link the thread you cunts
>>52655823
>brown eyes
you can have her m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnnoJIxel44
who /birminghamistan/ here?
>>52655823
spoiler that hog
where is the anime?
maisie
kyary
Christmas over for another year then lads
How did yer day go?
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
RELENTLESSLY CRAVING
>>52656084
Who are you?
honestly might just go to bed desu
knackered haha
We need another /brit/ meetup desu
need to cross a bridge
but how
>>52656085
you have a death wish lad
Kyary
>>52656084
It was alright I guess, drank too much last night tho. Still going back and forth on whether I should send this text.
http://strawpoll.me/6363750
http://strawpoll.me/6363750
http://strawpoll.me/6363750
>>52655980
me
also is me on the left in that video
small heath b10 all day cuzzybro
burgers or tacos for after-dinner snack?
not even memeing
Azusa
Lying in my old bed crying my fucking eyes out
>>52656124
just fuck off and die already
>>52655717
>both of you get drunk
>ask her if she wants to lose her virginity
>>52656125
shake it all about
>>52656140
What's got you down lad?
>>52656108
let's do it in birmingham, the middle of the country
we can go to a mosque and post bacon through the letterbox (literally done this before)
bit annoying how cunts keep posting early threads hey
t. not the janny
>>52655823
She looks like Shakira
>>52656172
fuck off janny
Just fucked an escort for a good 2 hours lads
>>52656139
i met her at a 7/11 you know, very nice girl.
slightly erect
>>52656108
because the last """""meetup""""" went so fucking well didn't it?
>>52656121
>>52656187
i just said i'm not the janny? i'm not lying?
>>52656102
Don't start this Shite again juni/trin
fully erect
>>52656208
I think that's the point m8.
>>52656125
anime will kill one day i swear all you nonces will be raided by cia anyday now pakis
>>52656125
when the fuck did anime nonces start outnumbering the rest of us
oh wait it's Christmas, of course there's more of them about today, everyone else is actually enjoying the day or gone to bed
>>52656168
Just fucking hate myself to be honest
>>52656172
yea /brit/ is far too fast for that to work, it just cuts down any possible conversation even more since the first some 25 posts are all trash, and no one wants to post for the last 20-50 or so
and at least a third of all posts are memes/anime/single words/reply bait in general.
Who /cheekycrimbowank/ here?
>>52656032
"no"
>>52656181
her name Marina
Fuck sake lads, why are most of the people in the NHS song not white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8qHXlShfUQ
lads is cornwall literally the janny?
I ONCE HAD NO FEARS, NONE AT ALL.
what music do you guys listen to?
>>52656267
I've had 3
>>52656267
had a disastrous one earlier, posted about it in /brit/
>>52656273
But she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones
>>52656260
yeah lol it's all shit
>>52656274
>muh foreign nurses
>>52655775
iktf m8
>>52656257
Why lad?
>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo
>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
If anyone has ever had any wacky observations, give us a call at oh eight hundred seven hundred one two three four
>>52656170
Sounds good to me lad
>>52656208
It's all in good banter, dont be such a poosay
>>52656290
Huey Lewis and the news
>>52656329
>>52656342
Yeah, but, do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
>>52656290
G R I M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBND5nKfj5Q
>not being a chef in the kitchen and making bare p's from shotting hard food to the cats on road
>>52656305
Didn't see that post, care to post it again?
>>52656195
I know she is
>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHA2lHaeqk
What's your new years resolution lads?
Mine is to get in shape so I have the confidence to see a prostitute and get lessons on being good at sex
need to """""""wake up"""""""" for work in 4 hours lads
>>52656290
real nigga shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XncYWvLXB3A
>>52656360
no
>>52656260
Was better when it was slower and less Canadian/wobs/yanks contributed nothing
>>52656312
And patients, apparently.
>tfw you will never go to town on the eight twenty-one and come home every evening to be ready with you gun
>tfw you will never be the boy to stop his little games
>tfw you will never be the boy to make him think again
How was everyone's Christmas? Mine was alright until after dinner
>>52656390
You must have a shit job lmao
>>52656389
Time to get fucking serious
get /fit/
get /gf/
get /chad/ status
>>52656390
go to bed then you silly cunt
>>52656125
not clicking it because of chinese cartoon
what the fuck is this shambles of a thread
>>52635887
how is this even allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62YlxTPH8gE
black americans are interesting
one time I saw a VERY attractive girl late at night in an empty 711 buying chocolate and i still think about her
>>52656389
this
This so much
So so blessed
Destined for greatness *aeroplane emoji* *praying hands emoji*x2
Watch this space
>>52656380
Don't know if will still work
>>52645613
>>52656402
Irish posters are worse, they destroyed /eire/ then they brought their anime posting and "personalities" to /brit/. It was the beginning of the end.
>>52656360
The lamb lies down on broadway > Duke
70s Genesis >>>>>>>> 80 Genesis
>>52656274
Because like half the NHS aren't white
>>52656430
cant sleep lmao
>>52656399
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
it's not christmas anymore so i can do a wank now
>>52656453
quite like them 2bh
>>52656424
What happened after dinner?
>>52656318
20 years on this planet and I've done nothing I ever wanted to
Just feel like I'm cursed forever, never gonna be happy so just fuck it all
>>52656441
why needs practice AND a warm up?
who warms up AFTER having a practice?
>>52656481
It is until January you cunt
>>52656389
to go on tinder 2bh
>>52656218
piss off you /eire/ wanker
>>52656508
not christmas day
Reminder
filtered ireland
how old is "literal child"?
lads
do yourselves a fookin favour and watch the best concert ever recorded
d'ya know what ah mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmpf505xf8
Point of discussion: which is your favourite Oasis song? Bear in mind that the correct answer is Slide Away (~32:48)
>>52656402
Canadians have always been here in some degree
paddie sused to have their own shitty general and Americans just bumbled about until they made /cum/ to fight over which state is the worst.
qon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=202tUuMp5Tk
>>52656536
24% of a vote isn't a majority lad
>>52656536
Reminder
>>52656536
Reminder
>>52656499
We drew straws to decide who had to do the cleaning up
>>52656546
>which is your favourite Oasis song?
Fucking in the bushes.
>>52656546
>the best concert ever recorded
>not Live at Pompeii
https://vimeo.com/114018161
>>52656343
Good show
Good lad
what's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
hmmmm
>>52656615
bags of sand
sersh
>>52656545
anyone who can't get a pint in a pub
>>52656592
my poll
#52656536
Reminder
Britain, I can't sleep
found a rasheed https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3y6z0r/did_you_have_traditional_christmas_dinner_or/cyb8ifl
>>52656260
yeah but it's annoying as fuck when your conversations get cut off because you werent expecting some bumder to come in and make an early thread
even more annoying when you make a good post and you know you'll miss out on (You)s now
And after all
You're my wonder wall
>>52656615
Bags of salty milk
>>52656615
*shrugs* I was drunk
I'll let you know when I do it sober with someone
Goodnight lads, hope you all had a nice day.
Sleep well.
>>52656615
bras are 90% of what you see
It was a huge disappointment
There's potatoes and meat leftover but I know I'm going to wake up late and all the cunts will have it ate
Dilemma
>>52656624
thats not real its been Photoshopped In
>>52656635
i hope that poll at the option to select both
hello grime lad that just said he was off to the new thread
get regional flags please so we can be mates and i can give you (you)s on your shitposts
>>52656694
fucking lies
BOXERS AND SOCKS ARE A FIVER
>>52656641
usually just make another early thread after so their thread gets cut short as well and everyone gets sufficiently annoyed so it doesn't happen again for a good while.
>>52656615
The most nerve wracking experience of my life
There's nothing like kissing a bird and running your hands over her body though
Evening lads
had a bit of ego death there lads x
>>52656656
night lad
parsnips and pigs in blankets are the best part of christmas dinner imo
Any sissies in the house tonight
>>52656615
salty bags of milky coins
>>52656719
haha
last time i put monstercat on i was getting exceeding drunk and doing sicks
conkered for the whole weekend if i remember arights
>>52656546
>I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T CARE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU CAN TAKE ME THERE
>>52656708
>tfw you will never take AJ tracey's primark boxers off and give him a good suckie suckie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAk7j7EXIk
MANS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE OUCHEA
>>52656720
>posting about ego death
liar
good bants at the basketball today
>>>/sp/64445274
>>52656762
>monsterabsolutedogshitcat
>christmas
>not at the beach
literally nigger behaviour lads
ALL MY P's GO TO MY MUM
IF YOU TRY ROB ME
YOU TAKE FROM MY MUM
ARE YOU DUMB
successfully gotten rather merry
red wine is a VERY good drink
i want you all to know that i already thought funerals were a scam before it was on Adam Ruins Everything
Imagine having the power to press the nuclear button?
MBDTF
>>52656778
alri tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q
![[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP07.5(BD.720p.AAC)[C37580F8].mkv_snapshot_22.09_[2015.03.18_21.39.42].png](https://i.imgur.com/rF2wr0x.png "[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP07.5(BD.720p.AAC)[C37580F8].mkv_snapshot_22.09_[2015.03.18_21.39.42].png")
did not even say to my mum how much i love her today. feel bad.
>>52656717
this
wish i had a bird to just passionately tongue kiss while she rubs herself against me and we have kind of dry clothes sex
not even bothered about actual sex because my willy always sets off within like a minute
>>52656777
ky's like that but then i just post one of their tracks from a different youtube account and he thinks its grand
Feel a sleep coming on lads but dont want to miss any banter.
>>52656778
>going to the beach in the middle of freezing cold winter
haha don't even want to know how hot your summers are mate haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52656766
literally cannot decode the lyrics to naila, I give up
>tfw stopped going to /got/ because of maisie spamming
>considering stopping coming to /brit/ because of anime and gook spamming
hate it when the autists win
Bubble and squeak and lads get in
>>52656844
he is a fool in that case
its all shit
>>52656867
You're the autist mate
>>52656818
I'm gonna build a barrow for myself then be entombed within it for the centuries
>>52656867
>Autists
you mean paedophiles
>>52656853
>being this soft
>>52656867
Autism always wins
>>52656546
Supersonic and cast no shadow. Slide Away is great too tho
>>52656824
good lad
TOUCH MIC SOMETHING LIKE BLAZING A SKENG
IT'S A J T R A C E Y AND I'LL START PACING AGAIN
>>52656863
tell me which bits you are having trouble with and i will give you a rap-genius type explanation
t. expert roadman and the equivalent of a grime weeb
THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER
>>52656870
literal no
alri lads. had a good xmas day?
i have 2bh. love my based family.
>>52656906
literally everything after boxers and socks are a fiver
The plan was to drink until the pains over but what's worse the pain or the hangover?
doing a go to sleep bye x
>>52656948
yeh not bad desu
>>52656963
just have a few glasses of water before bed you daft tit
>I get hangovers
>>52656948
It went surprisingly well
thinking about doing a anime.
>>52656963
>Tfw Ye will never have a fully consistent album
>>52656899
>you mean paedophiles
Yes, they are definitely paedophiles
>>52656971
night x
reminder
>>52656993
its what happens when the only thing you drink is soft drinks and liquor
>look up Fatboy Slim
>David Byrne listed in collaborators
>cool
>look it up
>it's shite
>kk
And what’s a black Beatle anyway, a fucking roach
I guess that’s why they got me sitting in fucking coach
Just sat in ny balls lads.
Really quite painful
poster below me is a filthy pleb basic normie
>>52656989
>>52656993
smdh
>>52657006
>implying MBDTF isn't the only completely perfect album ever made
>>52657001
iktf
>>52657015
My post.
>>52657057
perfect
*Walks towards you*
>>52657015
My post.
>>52657074
that was my post you fucking cretin why do you think I took the effort in editing it
>>52656954
>using the traps like yugi
yu-gi-ho reference also meaning the trap as in selling drugs etc
>everyone's white like ruby
not really sure, white probably a reference to cocaine
>meek and S (?????) hit a lick so he threw a monk down on the roully
hit a lick as in some form of robbery/or illegal move resulting in a big profit
monk=monkey=500 pound which he placed on the roulette table
>>52656948
It was shite.
>round parents house
>can't wank
>>52657103
>>52657103
>>52657057
>Monster
>So Appealed
>T On DIAND
>>52656939
YOU GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER
A PLAYER
>at a party
>someone decides to put on black music
Stop please
someone ask me something
>>52657110
>>52657074
*watches*
*hearts pumping*
*primes my body incase i have to step in*
>>52657134
same
but I'm wanking anyway haha
>>52657138
Lisicki/kev at the back
>>52657125
why?
>>52657152
SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
>>52657147
Appalled*
wew
>when people call their families 'the X clan'
Nah not a fan
>>52657155
jack in the box or wendy's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCXGAd-leg
watch this if you enjoy being in an angry state
me? I'm a meme-man myself.
>at a party
no i wasnt invited
yes im bitter
>>52657134
why not
>>52657110
This was my Edited image. you stole it friend.
>>52657149
>tfw don't want your heart to break in two
why dont people just stop fighting each other all the time?
>>52657152
kill yourself silly racist
black music is very good
blacks are pretty much better at creative things such as music but lacking far behind in intellectual stuff
wew even a disgusting pile of goo that can almost make itself look human and be grumpy all the time can get a gf
but I can't, not even an alien one
cold out
>>52657199
i will fucking end you
>>52657138
Scared of an Aryan goddess?
>>52657188
dont have jack in the box in my state, so wendy's
>>52656546
Also What's the Story Morning Glory is among the most sing-a-long-able lines ever written
>>52657172
got up late spending all day recovering from a hangover, just me by myself for christmas
>>52657185
My family is a clan so I can do it
>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tsg-QAMLHM
>>52657199
>>52657220
*turns cap backwards*
alright chill out bras
>>52657221
no scared of that fucking wild african giraffe
>>52657216
>blacks are pretty much better at creative things such as music
>>52657220
why not just admit he made it, it's all anonymous anyway
>>52656615
pretty noice 2bh, girls have the softest skin
>>52657220
hmmmm yeah
good night lads! happy anime to all!
>>52657260
>tfw whites have evolved their own genre because all nigs want to do is rehash 90's BOOM BAP
>>52657216
I said stop
>>52657259
Take that back, cunt.
>>52657270
they always have nice smelling hair aswell
>>52657287
>>52657265
you want to play this game, fine
I made this image
