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smug slags edition
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brendan fraser
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>>52653856
whos this smug demon
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>>52653856
pretty lass
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>>52653856
She is sexy, give the white woman to me.
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smug girls make my pee pee hard desu senpai
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hate you mongs
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Alri lads, want to try and get with my housemate by the summer when she goes on a year abroad, how should I go about this?

We're the only virgins left out of the house and I know she's quite self-conscious of it (when she gets really drunk she often cries about it)
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>tfw having a nice time on xmas day then i think about my gf having a better time with the lad she left me for

i never wanted anything like these feels, especially on christmas
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mar
ina
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>>52655717
>implying she is a virgin
>implying that she is going to have sex with you if she hasn't already
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way to link the thread you cunts
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>>52655823
>brown eyes

you can have her m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnnoJIxel44
who /birminghamistan/ here?
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>>52655823
spoiler that hog
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where is the anime?
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maisie
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kyary
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Christmas over for another year then lads

How did yer day go?
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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
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RELENTLESSLY CRAVING
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>>52656084
Who are you?
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honestly might just go to bed desu

knackered haha
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We need another /brit/ meetup desu
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need to cross a bridge

but how
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>>52656085
you have a death wish lad
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Kyary
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>>52656084
It was alright I guess, drank too much last night tho. Still going back and forth on whether I should send this text.
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http://strawpoll.me/6363750
http://strawpoll.me/6363750
http://strawpoll.me/6363750
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>>52655980
me
also is me on the left in that video
small heath b10 all day cuzzybro
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burgers or tacos for after-dinner snack?
not even memeing
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Azusa
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Lying in my old bed crying my fucking eyes out
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>>52656124
just fuck off and die already
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>>52655717
>both of you get drunk
>ask her if she wants to lose her virginity
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>>52656125
shake it all about
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>>52656136
>>52656139
>>52656140
>>52656146
cool
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>>52656140
What's got you down lad?
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>>52656108
let's do it in birmingham, the middle of the country
we can go to a mosque and post bacon through the letterbox (literally done this before)
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bit annoying how cunts keep posting early threads hey

t. not the janny
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>>52655823
She looks like Shakira
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>>52656172
fuck off janny
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Just fucked an escort for a good 2 hours lads
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>>52656139
i met her at a 7/11 you know, very nice girl.
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slightly erect
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>>52656108
because the last """""meetup""""" went so fucking well didn't it?
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>>52656121
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>>52656187
i just said i'm not the janny? i'm not lying?
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>>52656102
Don't start this Shite again juni/trin
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fully erect
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>>52656208
I think that's the point m8.
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>>52656125
anime will kill one day i swear all you nonces will be raided by cia anyday now pakis
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>>52656125
when the fuck did anime nonces start outnumbering the rest of us

oh wait it's Christmas, of course there's more of them about today, everyone else is actually enjoying the day or gone to bed
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>>52656168
Just fucking hate myself to be honest
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>>52656172
yea /brit/ is far too fast for that to work, it just cuts down any possible conversation even more since the first some 25 posts are all trash, and no one wants to post for the last 20-50 or so

and at least a third of all posts are memes/anime/single words/reply bait in general.
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Who /cheekycrimbowank/ here?
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>>52656032
"no"
>>52656181
her name Marina
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Fuck sake lads, why are most of the people in the NHS song not white?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8qHXlShfUQ
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lads is cornwall literally the janny?
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I ONCE HAD NO FEARS, NONE AT ALL.
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what music do you guys listen to?
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>>52656267
I've had 3
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>>52656267
had a disastrous one earlier, posted about it in /brit/
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>>52656273
But she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones
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>>52656260
yeah lol it's all shit
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>>52656274
>muh foreign nurses
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>>52655775
iktf m8
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>>52656257
Why lad?
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>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo
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>>52656290

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
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If anyone has ever had any wacky observations, give us a call at oh eight hundred seven hundred one two three four
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>>52656170
Sounds good to me lad

>>52656208
It's all in good banter, dont be such a poosay
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>>52656290
Huey Lewis and the news
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>>52656329
>>52656342
Yeah, but, do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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>>52656290
G R I M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBND5nKfj5Q
>not being a chef in the kitchen and making bare p's from shotting hard food to the cats on road
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>>52656305
Didn't see that post, care to post it again?
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>>52656195
I know she is
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>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVHA2lHaeqk
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What's your new years resolution lads?

Mine is to get in shape so I have the confidence to see a prostitute and get lessons on being good at sex
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need to """""""wake up"""""""" for work in 4 hours lads
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>>52656290
real nigga shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XncYWvLXB3A
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>>52656360
no
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>>52656260
Was better when it was slower and less Canadian/wobs/yanks contributed nothing
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>>52656312
And patients, apparently.
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>tfw you will never go to town on the eight twenty-one and come home every evening to be ready with you gun

>tfw you will never be the boy to stop his little games

>tfw you will never be the boy to make him think again
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How was everyone's Christmas? Mine was alright until after dinner
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>>52656390
You must have a shit job lmao
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>>52656389
Time to get fucking serious
get /fit/
get /gf/
get /chad/ status
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>>52656390
go to bed then you silly cunt
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>>52656125
not clicking it because of chinese cartoon
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what the fuck is this shambles of a thread
>>52635887
how is this even allowed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62YlxTPH8gE

black americans are interesting
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one time I saw a VERY attractive girl late at night in an empty 711 buying chocolate and i still think about her
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>>52656389
this
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This so much
So so blessed
Destined for greatness *aeroplane emoji* *praying hands emoji*x2
Watch this space
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>>52656380
Don't know if will still work

>>52645613
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>>52656402
Irish posters are worse, they destroyed /eire/ then they brought their anime posting and "personalities" to /brit/. It was the beginning of the end.
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>>52656360
The lamb lies down on broadway > Duke
70s Genesis >>>>>>>> 80 Genesis
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>>52656274
Because like half the NHS aren't white
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>>52656430
cant sleep lmao
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>>52656399
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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it's not christmas anymore so i can do a wank now
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>>52656453
quite like them 2bh
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>>52656424
What happened after dinner?
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>>52656318
20 years on this planet and I've done nothing I ever wanted to

Just feel like I'm cursed forever, never gonna be happy so just fuck it all
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>>52656441
why needs practice AND a warm up?
who warms up AFTER having a practice?
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>>52656481
It is until January you cunt
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>>52656389
to go on tinder 2bh
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>>52656218
piss off you /eire/ wanker
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>>52656508
not christmas day
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Reminder
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filtered ireland
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how old is "literal child"?
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lads

do yourselves a fookin favour and watch the best concert ever recorded

d'ya know what ah mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmpf505xf8

Point of discussion: which is your favourite Oasis song? Bear in mind that the correct answer is Slide Away (~32:48)
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>>52656402
Canadians have always been here in some degree
paddie sused to have their own shitty general and Americans just bumbled about until they made /cum/ to fight over which state is the worst.
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qon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=202tUuMp5Tk
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>>52656536
24% of a vote isn't a majority lad
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>>52656536
Reminder
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>>52656536
Reminder
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>>52656499
We drew straws to decide who had to do the cleaning up
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>>52656546
>which is your favourite Oasis song?
Fucking in the bushes.
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>>52656546
>the best concert ever recorded
>not Live at Pompeii
https://vimeo.com/114018161
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>>52656343
Good show
Good lad
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what's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg


hmmmm
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>>52656615
bags of sand
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sersh
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>>52656545
anyone who can't get a pint in a pub
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>>52656592
my poll
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#52656536
Reminder
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Britain, I can't sleep
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found a rasheed https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3y6z0r/did_you_have_traditional_christmas_dinner_or/cyb8ifl
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>>52656260
yeah but it's annoying as fuck when your conversations get cut off because you werent expecting some bumder to come in and make an early thread

even more annoying when you make a good post and you know you'll miss out on (You)s now
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And after all

You're my wonder wall
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>>52656615
Bags of salty milk
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>>52656615
*shrugs* I was drunk

I'll let you know when I do it sober with someone
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Goodnight lads, hope you all had a nice day.

Sleep well.
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>>52656615
bras are 90% of what you see
It was a huge disappointment
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There's potatoes and meat leftover but I know I'm going to wake up late and all the cunts will have it ate

Dilemma
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>>52656624
thats not real its been Photoshopped In
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>>52656635
i hope that poll at the option to select both
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hello grime lad that just said he was off to the new thread
get regional flags please so we can be mates and i can give you (you)s on your shitposts
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>>52656694
fucking lies
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BOXERS AND SOCKS ARE A FIVER
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>>52656641
usually just make another early thread after so their thread gets cut short as well and everyone gets sufficiently annoyed so it doesn't happen again for a good while.
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>>52656615
The most nerve wracking experience of my life

There's nothing like kissing a bird and running your hands over her body though
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Evening lads
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had a bit of ego death there lads x
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>>52656656
night lad
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parsnips and pigs in blankets are the best part of christmas dinner imo
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Any sissies in the house tonight
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>>52656615
salty bags of milky coins
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>>52656719
haha
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last time i put monstercat on i was getting exceeding drunk and doing sicks

conkered for the whole weekend if i remember arights
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>>52656546
>I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T CARE, ALL I KNOW IS YOU CAN TAKE ME THERE
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>>52656708
>tfw you will never take AJ tracey's primark boxers off and give him a good suckie suckie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAk7j7EXIk
MANS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE OUCHEA
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>>52656720
>posting about ego death
liar
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good bants at the basketball today
>>>/sp/64445274
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>>52656762
>monsterabsolutedogshitcat
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>christmas
>not at the beach
literally nigger behaviour lads
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ALL MY P's GO TO MY MUM
IF YOU TRY ROB ME
YOU TAKE FROM MY MUM

ARE YOU DUMB
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successfully gotten rather merry
red wine is a VERY good drink
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i want you all to know that i already thought funerals were a scam before it was on Adam Ruins Everything
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Imagine having the power to press the nuclear button?
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MBDTF
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>>52656778
alri tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q
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did not even say to my mum how much i love her today. feel bad.
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>>52656717
this
wish i had a bird to just passionately tongue kiss while she rubs herself against me and we have kind of dry clothes sex
not even bothered about actual sex because my willy always sets off within like a minute
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>>52656777
ky's like that but then i just post one of their tracks from a different youtube account and he thinks its grand
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Feel a sleep coming on lads but dont want to miss any banter.
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>>52656778
>going to the beach in the middle of freezing cold winter
haha don't even want to know how hot your summers are mate haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>52656766
literally cannot decode the lyrics to naila, I give up
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>tfw stopped going to /got/ because of maisie spamming
>considering stopping coming to /brit/ because of anime and gook spamming

hate it when the autists win
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Bubble and squeak and lads get in
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>>52656844
he is a fool in that case

its all shit
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>>52656867
You're the autist mate
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>>52656818
I'm gonna build a barrow for myself then be entombed within it for the centuries
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>>52656867
>Autists
you mean paedophiles
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>>52656853
>being this soft
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>>52656867
Autism always wins
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>>52656546

Supersonic and cast no shadow. Slide Away is great too tho
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>>52656824
good lad
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TOUCH MIC SOMETHING LIKE BLAZING A SKENG
IT'S A J T R A C E Y AND I'LL START PACING AGAIN
>>52656863
tell me which bits you are having trouble with and i will give you a rap-genius type explanation
t. expert roadman and the equivalent of a grime weeb
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THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER
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>>52656870
literal no
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alri lads. had a good xmas day?

i have 2bh. love my based family.
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>>52656906
literally everything after boxers and socks are a fiver
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The plan was to drink until the pains over but what's worse the pain or the hangover?
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doing a go to sleep bye x
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>>52656948
yeh not bad desu
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>>52656963
just have a few glasses of water before bed you daft tit
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>I get hangovers
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>>52656948
It went surprisingly well
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thinking about doing a anime.
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>>52656963
>Tfw Ye will never have a fully consistent album
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>>52656899
>you mean paedophiles
Yes, they are definitely paedophiles
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>>52656971
night x
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reminder
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>>52656993
its what happens when the only thing you drink is soft drinks and liquor
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>look up Fatboy Slim
>David Byrne listed in collaborators
>cool
>look it up
>it's shite
>kk
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And what’s a black Beatle anyway, a fucking roach
I guess that’s why they got me sitting in fucking coach
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Just sat in ny balls lads.

Really quite painful
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poster below me is a filthy pleb basic normie
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>>52656989
>>52656993

smdh

>>52657006
>implying MBDTF isn't the only completely perfect album ever made
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>>52657001
iktf
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>>52657029
ta
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>>52657015
My post.
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>>52657057
perfect
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*Walks towards you*
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>>52657015
My post.
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>>52657074
that was my post you fucking cretin why do you think I took the effort in editing it
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>>52656954
>using the traps like yugi
yu-gi-ho reference also meaning the trap as in selling drugs etc
>everyone's white like ruby
not really sure, white probably a reference to cocaine
>meek and S (?????) hit a lick so he threw a monk down on the roully
hit a lick as in some form of robbery/or illegal move resulting in a big profit
monk=monkey=500 pound which he placed on the roulette table
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>>52656948
It was shite.
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>round parents house
>can't wank
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>>52657103
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>>52657103
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>>52657057
>Monster
>So Appealed
>T On DIAND
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>>52656939
YOU GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER
A PLAYER
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>at a party
>someone decides to put on black music
Stop please
>>
someone ask me something
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>>52657110
>>52657074
*watches*
*hearts pumping*
*primes my body incase i have to step in*
>>
>>52657134
same
but I'm wanking anyway haha
>>
>>52657138
Lisicki/kev at the back
>>
>>52657125

why?
>>
>>52657152
SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
>>
>>52657147
Appalled*
wew
>>
>when people call their families 'the X clan'

Nah not a fan
>>
>>52657155
jack in the box or wendy's?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCXGAd-leg

watch this if you enjoy being in an angry state

me? I'm a meme-man myself.
>>
>at a party
no i wasnt invited
yes im bitter
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>>52657134
why not
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>>52657110
This was my Edited image. you stole it friend.
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>>52657149
>tfw don't want your heart to break in two
>>
why dont people just stop fighting each other all the time?
>>
>>52657152
kill yourself silly racist
black music is very good
blacks are pretty much better at creative things such as music but lacking far behind in intellectual stuff
>>
wew even a disgusting pile of goo that can almost make itself look human and be grumpy all the time can get a gf
but I can't, not even an alien one
>>
cold out
>>
>>52657199
i will fucking end you
>>
>>52657138
Scared of an Aryan goddess?
>>
>>52657188
dont have jack in the box in my state, so wendy's
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>>52656546
Also What's the Story Morning Glory is among the most sing-a-long-able lines ever written
>>
>>52657172
got up late spending all day recovering from a hangover, just me by myself for christmas
>>
>>52657185
My family is a clan so I can do it
>>
>>52656290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tsg-QAMLHM
>>
>>52657199
>>52657220
*turns cap backwards*
alright chill out bras
>>
>>52657221
no scared of that fucking wild african giraffe
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>>52657216
>blacks are pretty much better at creative things such as music
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>>52657220

why not just admit he made it, it's all anonymous anyway
>>
>>52656615
pretty noice 2bh, girls have the softest skin
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>>52657220
hmmmm yeah
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good night lads! happy anime to all!
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>>52657260
>tfw whites have evolved their own genre because all nigs want to do is rehash 90's BOOM BAP
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>>52657216
I said stop
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>>52657259
Take that back, cunt.
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>>52657270
they always have nice smelling hair aswell
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>>52657287
>>52657265
you want to play this game, fine

I made this image
>>
>>52657149
SAYING I I I I I LOVE YOU
AT LEAST I THINK I DO
>>
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>>52657291
die in sleep weeb
>>
>>52657228
sorry for your loss
sourdough jack is the truth
>>
>>52657295
are you dumb bruv
man don't take orders from you
>>
>>52657308
the only gf I ever had didn't, she worked on a farm and her hair always smelled of cows.
>>
>>52657270
>>52657308
NO MORE
>>
>>52657308
last girl i got with didnt

plus she would like slump in bed and wait for you

then fucking every single night she would wake up coughing

fuck i hate girls
>>
Imagine if you were a girl and had to spend Christmas alone
How much of a fuck up would you be haha
>>
>>52657348
that's cuz she was a cow
ahahahaha
>>
>>52657358
Did she smoke or was she just sickly?
>>
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>>52653856
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Lads why do I crave /brit/ over all the reading I need to catch up on that I do find q. interesting?
>>
>>52657370
:(
>>
>>52656867
>tfw maisie spamming used to be the number 1 /brit/ gimmick
>>
>>52657294
I don't really mean that black people don't make good music, but lumping all "blacks" or all "whites" as making Rap and Rock respectively is pretty pleb tier.

I like a lot of artists but the kind of pop hip-hop that you would hear at some middle class pool party or blasting out of some knobs car today is trash.
>>
>>52657384
yeah smoked

she was a nong iyam

literally just reposts twitter memes on facebook and liberal activist shite ffs
>>
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qvn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAgyJoyVof0
>>
decided to start keeping an audio journal lads

what should my first entry be?
>>
asians are fucking gross
>>
>>52657436
i think i dated her too
>>
>>52657441
you should be ashamed of yourself for believing this was up to /brit/ standards.
>>
>>52657455
"doing a poo"
>>
>>52657455
Bit hot out
Aussie weather
>>
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>decided to start keeping an audio journal lads
>>
>>52657459
BLOODY
>>
>>52657356
No m8 you don't understand. It's been years m8. I was helping this woman I worked with a couple of years ago and briefly brushed her arm, her skin was so soft I nearly dropped spaghetti right there. I still think about it now.
>>
>>52657473
>/brit/ standards.
What the fuck is this?
>>
>>52657473
true it exceeds them
>>
>>52657317

Yeah no one's going to contest you for that one m80w80
>>
>>52657433
>Blacks can rarely make multi-genre music well
>whites are much more frequently doing it
>whites in HH are much more experimental and pushing the genre
>blacks trying to do "white" genres typically fail as Speeding Bullet To Heaven

Whites are simply better.
>>
>there are people itt right now who aren't sitting on the couch beside their drunk mother who is scoffing the remainder of the trifle she made earlier

laffin at u 2bh
>>
>walking my dog
>hey there delilah comes on
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Literally sleeping on a couch
>>
>>52656963
the pain never ends britbong
>>
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It's finally over, lads.
I'll be free again soon.
>>
Why is /brit/ so much worse than Sverigetråden? Like lmao, all you guys do us post anime girls and call each other lad
>>
dont think ive ever seen a drunk person 2bh
mom never drank often and my dad cleaned up his act before I can remember
>>
>>52657515
>yanks
nationalities is more accurate desu
I like Jap musicians a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRgLhEGEetc
>>
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>>52653856
>>
>people who call shampoo "smellies"
why do they do this?
>>
>>52657103
Cool skirt.
>>
>>52657576
rasheed
>>
>>52657604
because theyre irish i assume
>>
>>52657587
Not really.
But yeah nips make some nice stuff outside of generic jpop.
>>
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>>52657519
Same, desu.
They put me on the ground floor, during a flood warning.
I am apparently the least valuable member of my family.
>>
>>52657576

we don't need to rely on the /brit/ general enclave to shelter us from bully banter, so we fill it with shitposting
>>
>>52657576
>Sweden
>>52657480
>>52657612
>>
going to the garage to reload on alcohol and fags
it's usually open 24/7 so it will be open now
won't it?
>>
>>52657649
they just think you're the strongest, my man
>>
>>52657576
>all you guys do us post anime
That is literally just 4 autistic fucks that everyone hates
>>
>>52657671
Yes??? Still miles better than anime posters lmao
>>
bit hammered lads
>>
reminder that you're all in a state of waking sleep - not conscious, just biological robots with no free will
>>
>>52657696
speak for yourself
>>
So
Here
It
Is
>>
>>52657707
very good
>>
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>reminder that you're all in a state of waking sleep - not conscious, just biological robots with no free will
>>
>>52657728
>>
>>52657696
I think they've all gone to bed too. They mostly just post when someone gets triggers and tells them to stop.
>>
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cun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=238gQJiKqhg
>>
>>52657687
No, trust me. They don't
At least I have vodka. The fireplace is down here as well, which is nice.
>>
>>52657709
>Sam Harris meme philosophy
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Yw-JAnuw
>>
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>>52656592
>tfw when they're so autistic they won't even take this hint
>>
>>52657208
Cheeky cunt, you want to go pal?
>>
>>52657748
is this you?
>>
>>52657704
ofcourse a swede would think homoerotic content is miles better
>>
>>52657750
Which is why complaining is stupid, if you're such an autist that cartoon images makes your blood boil just hide/filter
>>
>>52657778
no
thta was BILLY
>>
>>52657756
wew lad
>>
>>52657647
I think its just a social thing, its not really true that black people never make alt-genre music, but a lot of young black kids in the west never learn about music, never take classes or learn instruments, so it really limits their exposure to music as a theory.

as fedora as it sounds the best black-american music was during the 50s-70s when jazz/blues were exploding and all these new ideas were being mixed in, but black people still had an interest in the depth of music as well as the social means to move forward in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e67IqMoz4M

now its all about "the life" and money, while people who care about novelty and the music don't get big because they aren't all about that "Gucci"
>>
lebron a bitch and OBJ is a homo lmao
>>
>>52657817
no, post more.
>>
>>52657516
>couch

Fuck off Yank
>>
>>52657696
>That is literally just 4 autistic fucks that everyone hates
This
>>
>>52657474
>>52657479
didn't go with either of your suggestions

please r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pn6P3p29Lh
>>
>>52653856
>>52657843
new
e
w
>>
>>52657845
>being mad that an East American says couch
>>
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me and gf
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>>52657845
can i get a list of yank word and their british version
>>
>>52657828
Honestly, all nigs need to do, is get past muh slavery and oppression and stop living in the past.
Don't know how they can't do it, but jazz artists facing infinitely more troubles decades before did.
>>
>>52657883
Both of you are badly drawn, mentally challenged cunts?
>>
Who /keeping this thread open because the new one is going to get 43d/ here?`
>>
>>52657893
anything that isnt approved by mrs. windsor is yank tb h
>>
>>52657854
i dont hate them

id like to be their friend
>>
>>52657845
take a chill pill broski
>>
The heart is a muscle and like any muscle it can be strengthened. This is usually through breaking it down so it can build itself backup. Stronger. Better. My heart has been broken too many times but this must not be seen as a negative. It has grown stronger. With each break it grows stronger. My heart cannot truly be broken anymore.
>>
>>52657920
Rasheed
>>
>>52657953
your mum's a muscle
>>
>>52657893
some common ones:
>mom
mum
>couch
sofa/settee
>tv
telly
>show
programme
>-ize (realize, americanized etc)
-ise (realise, americanised etc)
>movie
film
>bro
bruv
>>
>>52657867
very good
>>
I waifu post because I am sad
Posting my waifu only makes me more sad
what do
>>
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Reminder that the Gavlebocken did not burn this year.
The old gods did not receive their sacrifice.
The new year is doomed, and sweden is to blame.
>>
>>52656389
Huh. Literally just phoned a prozzy today and asked her if she could train me to have sex because I got a micropenis and she laughed and said sure.
>>
just drove to the garage to get more alcohol whilst smashed out my head
didn't crash or get nicked though so it's all good
>>
>>52657756
Fav pic didn't listen to song
>>
>>52658202
BAD LAD
>>
>>52657953
this is why I run every day
>>
>>52658244
it's ok cuz if i had ran someone over they probably would have been a paki anyway haha
>>
>>52658202
proper skill
do it again for kicks
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