strawpoll edition
http://strawpoll.me/6364046
cara
cute pic is that u? pls b in LONDON? i wana fuc
>>52657843
I remember when I used to make consecutive threads all with the same image.
>>52657901
yes
ddont hit on mi.sily. boiz ;))))))
FOR FUCKS SAKE I JUST POSTED A VOCAROO YOU CUNT
bjork
choon
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJC2qLluL4
>>52657945
choon more like ching chong haha right lads
>>52657913
It was reddit tier unfunny shit 2bh
The heart is a muscle and like any muscle it can be strengthened. This is usually through breaking it down so it can build itself backup. Stronger. Better. My heart has been broken too many times but this must not be seen as a negative. It has grown stronger. With each break it grows stronger. My heart cannot be broken anymore.
>>52657843
>you will live to see Comrade Lord Goddess Empress Imperator Anita "The Solution" Sarkeesian impose compulsory feminization for all would-be homos
>you will live to see the day Caliphette Sarkeesian signs a peace agreement with the Cissies that ends The Gender Wars and provides every cis male left with their own personal state-of-the-art uber feminine dickgirl that was born and bred on Tumblr
>You will suck thick hot girlcock in your lifetime
>You will deepthroat delicious fat uncut pussystick, look up, see on-the-'mones-since-kindergarten tits and a beautiful girl's face then beg HER to give you HER cum in your lifetime
any memes lads
>>52657913
Here ya go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pn6P3p29Lh
>>52657918
BIG TIME SENSUALITY
>>52657913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pn6P3p29Lh
noice
im ironically a friendless loser
>The heart is a muscle and like any muscle it can be strengthened. This is usually through breaking it down so it can build itself backup. Stronger. Better. My heart has been broken too many times but this must not be seen as a negative. It has grown stronger. With each break it grows stronger. My heart cannot be broken anymore.
>>52657843
looks like a boy i used to go to school with
>>52657971
your criticism has been taken into account and not personally at all and i will use it to improve
>>52657985
>>52657997
cheers
>>52657991
good track
good post
>>52657974
Heart muscle doesn't really break down. Cell division is really slow so any recovery/strengthening would take years.
>>52657975
sounds like a right laugh
>>52658025
is he cute? :3
>>52657945
Would make babies with.
>taytayfags will defend this
>>52657843
shagged this babe before for a whole 2 hours
>>52658054
>want some fries with ur babbys anon xD?
>last thread
>ctrl f
>lad
>35 results
we need to lad it up lads tbl (to be (a) lad iml (in my lad (no homo haha lads amirite)) lads
>>52658044
nah he was ugly and annoying
pretty thick too
somehow managed to bag himself a gf recently though haha
>tfw your fedora bait post worked.
>>52658077
i get a kick out of this post
the gf
Lads, not too sure my mental health is where it should be. Any of you lads a loony too?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qeUfDTn5huM
>>52658132
nup
>>52658132
yes
ama
>>52658132
Exercise
gf just sent me this
>>52658122
is this an anime lad
>>52658132
Understand what it is to be functional and lend yourself to being functional when the situation calls for it.
>>52658176
Don't know what the fuck you're saying tbqh lad.
>tfw your fedora bait post worked.
Had a nice dinner.
>>52658200
Congrats lad
so in LOTR they had a guy who could just tell the future the whole time
why not just ask him at the start what would happen
>>52658102
why is stormzy so blick is he from sudan or what
still need to wrap my gf's present but i'm having too much fun on 4chan
only have two hours left before she comes over
not sure i can do it
>tfw cena graduated from secondary school and you didn't
>>52658199
He means its okay to be loony so long as you can reel yourself in when you need to not be loony
>>52658132
>Any of you lads a loony too?
Yes, I think Taylor Swift is very pretty
I waifu post because I am sad
Posting my waifu only makes me more sad
what do?
cold out
All out of cum desu
>i dont have an impregnation fetish
>i dont have a foot fetish
>i dont have an exhibitionist fetish
>i dont have a rape fetish
>>52658240
I'm good at putting up a facade, if that's what you mean. Nobody has clocked on that I'm a bit loony as far as I know.
The gavlebocken did not burn this year.
The old gods did not receive their sacrifice.
2016 will be another black year.
>>52658254
Go out to a bar and meet women
b urself
HATE IT
>>52658254
stop posting her
>>52658255
irish weather
>>52658282
6
TIME
THIS
W
E
E
K
>>52658273
Every year is black in Sweden
>>52658269
try and make the facade the actual you
>>52658316
I almost pulled that off earlier in the year and then I crumbled completely. Even almost landed a gf before the meltdown.
>>52658132
Yeah m8. Everyone here is broken.
Just get on with your day
>>52658310
H A T E I T
A
T
E
I
T
No entiendo.
If you do one thing in 2016, read The Denial of Death by Ernest Becker
>>52658346
mohohohoo motorway
M50
are you celtic
>>52658269
know yourself
know your façade (and if it's a practical maintainable one)
for the rest of your life, get to know the differences
>take the dog for a walk
>hey there delilah starts playing
how do i b.e. myself lads
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>780 views
we did it lads
bit hot out
aussie weather
>52658415
jus b urself
missed the post for the NEW
view my blog post if you missed it
>>52658202
>>52658202
>>52658202
>>52658364
H A Y T E E H T
H
A
Y
T
E
H
T
becoming an alaogocoholic
>>52658423
wonder what his opinion on the m50 is
>wake up
>in america
>in chicago
>your neighbours are a bunch of stoner niggers and a somewhat insane 70 year old hippy
also ur irish
what do
>>52658444
isn't it annoying when some CUNT posts an early thread?
especially annoying when it's a JF ay
>>52658423
His glasses are really small.
>take the dog for a walk
>hey there delilah starts playing
>>52658423
Who is he talking to?
>>52658081
looks like a tranny
Janitor
>>52658459
Don't know what that is lad
>irish level
>it's cold out
>ç
>>52658475
t. J.F.
>>52658470
HATE IT
A
T
E
GIVE ME CITIZENSHIP REEEEEEEEEE
>>52657913
>>52658475
>>52658472
>also ur irish
>>52658273
mate it literally has fence, security guards and cctv
>>52658423
780 isn't that much 2bh
i've watched it a minimum of 10 times thought it would be a bit higher
>>52658475
yes it fucking it is m8
not even the janny but there's no point in early threads
i'd rather just chill to a comfy 500 posts instead of changing threads every 2 minutes
>driving level
>its the m50
Hopefully it'll warm up a bit.
>tfw no paki gf with british accent
>>52658507
nah m8 im just irish lad haha
maybe im swiss too lad
>>52658507
>listing white and irish as seperate
amusing
>>52658518
jyfsegjdjkj
>>52658502
>wanting to come to this shitehole
lmao
Lads. How shit/good is a Samsung S4 on a scale of 1 to 10?
Getting the handset for free. Could possibly blag an iphone off daddy but it'd be a bit of a pain and i do feel like a bit of cunt sponging off him
>>52658507
MUH
>>52658502
looks like ur already a citizen... OF BENDER TOWN lol
>>52658518
>the first 50 posts of every thread is just spam
>maximum of 300 posts before a new thread
>1/3 of that is replies to the spam at the start of the thread
Maybe the janny was right.
sun is out tho
>>52658362
thiterally lis
One of my favourite books.
Especially if you keep thinking about death all the time.
>>52658557
>tfw no guns out
>>52658516
The fence is from a garden centre, and the guards are volunteers.
The goat must burn.
>>52658539
i went to england for like 1 minute
they were everywhere
fjcmin pakis
>>52658541
indeed
i should rape her
>>52658569
literal rasheed
>>52658568
should have had a say before that port arthur episode
>>52658518
>>52658556
>JANNY
david mitchell
>>52658362
Any other good reads? I'm looking to stock up on books for a very long trip.
I've heard about Denial of Death before but never gave it much thought. Might have a long look now.
individual character is essentially formed around the process of denying one's own mortality,
>>52658556
this
also once the bump limit is reached everyone will save their good posts til the next thread
>>52658611
>the actual fucking janny
![smartwoolneckgaiter[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rEZ7ClQ.jpg "smartwoolneckgaiter[1].jpg")
My parents got me one of these fucking things.
I guess they thought I didn't look enough like a serial killer.
My cat is shouting again
This is fucking hilarious
It literally sounds like English
She shouts different tones and does funny noises
sorry lads my brother was on my computer
haha
>>52658634
i am NOT the janny iah
>>52658637
*TIPS KATANA*
>>52658496
I'm naturally a not great speller so I compulsively go with the spell cheçk suggestion if provoked by that dotted red line.
nothing has happened in this film but its still giving me feels lads
>>52658647
put him back on he was cool
>birmingham central mosque is giving out free hot meals to the homeless between 24th dec to 1st jan
bloody terrorists ay
>>52658672
what film babe x
>>52658601
>being this new
Gavleburning is a sacred /int/ tradition.
The swedes have failed two years in a row though.
Why else has ISIS done so well?
>>52658686
Only yesterday
>>52658686
paper towns x
Jealousy will crush you to the bones
Unless you open up and let it go
I've only seen too much of it
I'm bursting open while you set the tone
You ignored this fury too long, I explode
Bring back to life this anger, let it grow
Put aside mind traps and false beliefs
Sverigetråden is an interesting place
>>52658699
dunno it x
cry every time i watch interstellar desu
>only 23 lads
we can hit 100 this thread lads cmon lads
>>52658676
yes
how powerful are these guys
dark chocolate is objectively the worst chocolate
>penis in uncomfortable position
>stick thumb down pants to relocate penis
>accidentally pull pubic hair
fucking hell there's no way periods can be more annoying than this
>>52658730
scrubs / 10
Need a good movie that will make me very aware of how alone I am lads. Any ideas?
>>52658724
>>only 23 lads
in my bed
(i wish) :x
>>52658730
>milltary intelligence
>>52658737
was just thinking this
are periods more painful/annoying then random boners in jeans?
like honestly honestly reckon that is a even trade there
>>52658730
they're coming to find you
t. James Bond
having a feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gtyF93Pm2o
>>52658735
pleb
>>52658638
clean shitbox
feed
water
let outside
christ how are failing at taking care of a cat
>>52658737
>not shaving your pubic hair
lmao
also
>not shaving your legs
lmao
>>52658742
5 CentimetRES Per Second if you like Anime
My Nobody if no.
>>52658742
the wrestler
>>52658619
Books I read while travelling: Great Railway Bazaar, The Fall, Prometheus Rising, High Rise, and sebastians horsleys autobiography, which is the funniest book i've read by far
>>52658735
t. child
I agree tho
>>52658081
Yes you're damn right I'll defend the most beautiful girl in the world
she is #1
>>52658774
Lad I literally do all of things fine and have done for years
My other cat is fine and looks at the shouting cat like its some fucking spastic from space
>>52658769
whats so good about it then? its not even sweet
>>52658735
I agree 2bf but it's still nice
>>52658735
what about dark girls
OK so I've got a gf, my ex gf wants to get back with me and my friend who is a girl just told me that she loves me, what the fuck do I do?
>>52658735
yep
white chocolate is the best too
>>52658790
i am the most beautful girl
it is me
>>52658742
Home alone
>>52658767
good film
>>52658805
take her to the vet then
Talk to you again. Bye.
>>52658820
Filtered
>>52658807
>it has to be sweet to be good
gas yourself
choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImAlx0amAIc
>>52658820
not very muy bien desu
>>52658638
film it
make millions
Spending time with the family is shit and that is why I post on /brit/!
>>52658821
Balance all three and then kill yourself when you fuck up everything and end up alone.
In a similar position with the gf and oneitis.
>>52658821
FONT
I HOP BARRIERS AND TELL INSPECTORS IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT CHASE ME
SO THEY DON'T BOTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFd4gSfVXtI
>>52658821
choose the one you want, breakup if needed and stick with your decision
>>52658821
smash and pass on all three
>>52658821
Commence the juggling
what are you supposed to do when your existential crisis is permanent?
>>52658831
>and then he never did
>>52658821
>what the fuck do I do?
probably go back to normie.com/users/you
fucking autism lads
http://strawpoll.me/6364211
http://strawpoll.me/6364211
http://strawpoll.me/6364211
>>52658843
you still haven't been able to explain why its nice
>>52658845
Like it pal.
>>52657843
Do any Brits have any interest in visiting the USA?
If so, which city? I work in tourism and can give you a free stay if you say the right city :3 merrry kuriasmasu
>>52658821
do they all know eachother
if not try to balance things and shag all 3
the main thing is to not do anything stupid and end up losing all 3
>>52658837
no
btw if mods ban theyre racist
>>52658885
>christmas day
>voluntarily going to bed
>not drinking until you fall asleep
>>52658895
Would unironically purchase JR's fire tape.
>>52658886
>nice
It has better taste than piss poor milk chocolate. Much richer and darker. It's an acquired taste. Once you get a proper taste for it it's difficult to go back to the other shit.
>>52658932
>drinking on a holy day
>>52658932
alright
>>52658895
but I can't afford the flights
Talkings for functioning people, lads.
>>52658947
so ur just a pretentious twat alright
seeing m grandparents tomorrow morning though
>>52658955
Been curious lad, what was it that you were going to get me before I had Ikaruga in my wishlist?
time to lad this up lads haha
lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad
haha
>>52658994
do a sleep then
>>52658821
FOnt
using all of 2016 to fabricate the greatest gimmick of all time, see you in 2017
in LORT how come these guys can kill like hundreds of orcs but never get a scratch
I post the same few pictures of the exact same female (either a cartoon or a real person/celebrity) so that when people see me post they say
"look there he goes! the guy who likes that girl! I recognize him and the quirky way he posts those same pictures over and over, he must have an exiting life full of friends and loved ones"
>>52658989
>ur pretentious
Fuck off retard
>>52658999
what age are you and have you been drinking?
>>52658996
As soon as you added it I went to buy it but I guess I forgot to confirm before I went downstairs so it timed out
Imagine being as good looking and as likeable as this guy
Just picture it for a second lads
>>52658821
Reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
>>52658989
I agree with you Irelad.
I grew up loving milky bars. Fuck that pretentious bitter Belgian shite.
>274 lads
my life=complete
haha not really
bout ta do a noose lmak
>>52658889
Thanks friend, got it from this movie, was pretty funny I thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv568AzZ-i8
>>52658989
go rough up a gypsy or something prouductive la
you can't argue milk choc over dark choc without being objectively wrong
God damn it lads life is so fucking short and I've achieved literally nothing of value, it's time to start fucking living
>>52658994
Few months ago when talking to mum I referred to her dead father as "grandpa" instead of granddad (probably because NEET lifestyle watching Ameriflicks)
She was like " """"""grandpa?""""""""
It was literally a >fuck off yank IRL
>>52659000
mybae
feel quite ill
>>52659020
>>52659020
magic
>>52659024
>>52659066
fcy===uck off yank
>>52659042
I...I can't
>>52659040
Ah safe. How was your day?
>>52658955
reminder that being religious in 2015 is paki-tier
>>52658994
going to the man kicks ball game tomorrow but fuck it
half way through typing this post my dad come to my room and told me to go bed but still gonna carry on the session
england=engLAD
ireland=ireLAD
scotland=scotLAD
agree
>>52659055
It is outstanding. Pity about the old Nosferatu lad. I loved him.
>>52659054
thats painful lad
use a gun, you are a yank after all
>52659066
Are brits this sensitive to phrasing?
Holding back a (You) just in case.
>>52659079
actually
not feeling very good
do i sleep or what
>>52658735
depends how dark it is
I love dark chocolate, but I had some really high percentage stuff (like 85% I think) not long ago and it was vile, think it was meant for cooking
>>52658898
None of them know each other, I've never been in this position before and I'm starting to realise that I'm a ladies man and that is my vacancy in life
>>52659092
ill yank yer willy till you stickypiss if u dont shut ur gob m8
How was your Christmas lads? Drank quite a few, but it was slow over around 8 hours so I don't feel drunk
Genuinely thought Christmas this year would be shit, and fully expected it, was much better than I expected
Hope you all had good Christmas' too
>>52659075
imagine it lad
I would literally just stare in the mirror for hours
>>52659112
FONT
Think I might just go to bed lads. The mania's died off and I can feel myself slipping downwards. Figure they sleep will stave it off for at least a couple hours.
>>52659095
No, it's just the autists of Brit.
My mum's very much a family person so the accidental change in terminology did surprise her.
Either that or she's literally that autist that turns up in every thread.
>>52659116
just trying to give friendly advice lad
if i were a yank i would have killed myself years ago because of easy access to firearms
>>52659119
terrible
it didnt even snow
didnt even need gloves
sm h
Continuing the ol' Xmas tradition of ordering Chinese for Xmas dinner lads
>>52659096
nah bruv
are you a man or a mouse
>>52659112
so keep stringing all 3 along for now
eventually one will drop out and you'll be glad you didn't fuck off the other 2 for her
literally washed my hands to make this post
>>52659076
It was alri, turns out I did just the right amount of drugs haha
>>52659096
drink a glass or two of water and do a sleep, don't be sick in your bed senpai I do not recommend it
>>52659119
Grinded on RS, sang along to some choons, and am sort of drunk.
okay / 10
>>52659090
Yeah he was a top lad. Movie was pretty comfy I thought. Made me want to be a vampire ngl.
>>52659163
Do you drink and play rs every night?
>>52659154
>>52659162
getting conflicintng advice
might do a wank (first time in OVER A WEEK)
>>52659119
No family so riding it out with pizza and wotsits. Only cracked open my first beer 20 minutes ago. Kinda used to having shitty Christmases now so yeah, just another Friday night.
>>52659162
Hmm yes, nice clean post, I like it.
Good job on the careful consumption of drugs.
doing a chew
>>52659183
have you shaved your legs
>>52659183
>nofap
fuck off reddit
>>52659180
RS every night.
Drinking is every other night minus this week.
Holy fuck lads my libido is going insane
I normally wank 2-3 times per week. I wanked 5 times yesterday and twice today
>>52659206
>""""careful""""
how was your day senpai?
reading a book
>>52659208
yes did today
>>52659219
just didn't feel it man
>>52659183
not wanking ever is bad for you
just wank a few times a week like a normal person.
>parents got me a PS4
bloody ell lads
Will my friends lose respect for me if I tell them my parents gave it to me or should I not hide it out of respect for their generosity? I spent a bit more than I have before for my parents this year, about £70 in total I think but I should really up my game for gift giving now. I'm 18 btw
