qt edition
kev
>>52659480
first for /luso/
cold out
WALK THIS WAY
>>52659480
FOY
bjork
Up the RA
completely fuck off
>>52659520
irish weather
>tfw /brit/ is the best general on 4chan
lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad lad
>>52659562
/balk/ and /bantz/ are close contenders tho
It's not worth the aggravation when there's fuck all worth working for.
>>52659480
haha wew
there he goes again
showing everyone how much of a free spirit and notable poster he is.
i love my dick
>>52659491
>i rate a posters quality from how much of their life they have wasted on this shit website
bit silly 2bh
most of the 'oldfags' are mugs just trying to fit in
>>52659501
don't think i would be much of a fan 2bh
>ket
>literal horse tranquiliser
>gives you temporary cerebral palsy
I think I'm a bit of maniac, I can barely function in normie situations
sick of this blatant race mixing propaganda on my twitter
yer a wizard 'arry
>>52659604
haha
>>52659613
I've didn't don enough ket to experience that desu
>>52659604
is this your literal arse
4chan can be the funniest and most depressing thing ever...
>>52659562
used to be lightyears better tbH, then the yanks came, then the no new thread after 300 posts, then the redditors/newfags came, then came hiroshima's censorship of anglo culture
>>52659642
NOT me 2bh
didn't mean to post that
>>52659582
Buying actually relevant stuff like a Kyary album or some Eva figure would be infeasibly confusing for the senpai to work out. It's usually just Japanese things in general.
Sister got me a bottle of ramune which was neat.
>>52659634
I love black girls but couldn't imagine having a mixed child.
COD 1 is unironically still $20 regular price lads.
HE IS HERE
>>52659639
>don
were you wearing it hahaha
>>52659647
Riley was hugely entertaining tbhl
>>52659634
I notice this a lot, mixed couples with "wow incredibly white and beautiful" kids
that guy doesn't really look black though
a bit cool out
>>52659647
You have your words back though, quit bitching.
really really don't like were this film is going
>>52659738
fuck off yank
>>52659634
Lucked out getting the eyes and normal hair.
>>52659647
>no new thread after 300 posts
that was shit at first, but desu now /brit/ is so fast 300 would go by like nothing
/brit/ was better when /int/ was still a "slower" board
now there are too many memesters and /pol/fags who think this can be lefty-/pol/ or just nazi mongs
>>52659738
baka desu senpai.
We don't have our words back.
>>52659748
You first straya.
>>52659776
tricked
>>52659686
>HE
I had a fight with my dad a few weeks ago, I managed to pin him down and he realised that I'm the boss now. Mixed feelings
>>52659639
i've never actually tried ket in fairness
has a m8 (well he was more of a sale back in my badboy drug dealing days) who used to do it all the time and didn't look very good, he used to describe it as giving you cerebral palsy and was fully monged after doing it
>>52659667
kind of this
fully black girls are very rarely attractive but the mixed ones are usually quite sexy, not a racist and want to shag girls from every ethnicity 2bh
not sure i'd want to have a kid that was half black though but if he did meet the right girl and fell in love with her and she just happened to have a darker skin colour than me then fuck it
>>52659702
i like that west midlands poster who pretends he's a paki
very good banter 2bh
>>52659757
Delete this
>>52659792
fuck off yank.
yeah yeah yeah I'm still about
they keep caalllling meeee
*guitar riff*
keep on calling meeee
*guitar riff*
keep on callling meeeeeeee
>>52659847
>realize
fuck off yank
>>52659825
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZ
brb breaking into next door to increase on my collection of CDs and to boot their HD TV from the stand
viva los australianos
me on the left
>>52659847
NEED a willy in me
janny you DO realise* what page this thread was made on right? are you off your nut?
Real eyes realize real lies
I fucking love Australians, they're literally us in a different climate
>>52659892
fuck off yank damage has been done
>>52659877
me on the right
>>52659892
>janny
>>52659884
Nothing wrong with singing about being agy ahah
>>52659906
A lot of the time I hear Aussie news reporters in youtube clips it takes me a moment to realise they're not brits.
do people in Australia drink fosters?
how did they successfully port that piss water across the fucking globe
>>52659877
cara looks like a literal goddess next to a pleb in this pic tbqh
feel like killing myself
Rate my Christmas haul lads.
help lads, did too many situps last night and now i can't get up to do a wee
Who kevposted in /dpt/?
>>52659937
Somebody somewhere thinks Carling is good too.
>>52659960
it will pass one way or the other
>>52659965
very impressive
>>52659937
i dont think they actually like that over there
they drink snake blood instead
>>52659960
don't do that
>>52659969
me
>>52659906
this
how did them and the kiwi lads manage to stay on our banter level (or even increase the banter /int/ wise)
but murica and canada completely failed and our not compatible at all with our banter
>>52659937
i think that's just a silly meme
in the same way no one in russia watches RT news
>>52659965
woops
>>52659937
nah.
heard its popular in england and seppoland?
>>52659965
insane, fuck off trillionaire
>>52659969
tell me what the fuck /dpt/ stands for right bloody now you mongrel cunt
>>52659906
>>52659906
Culturally, do you think the Australians are more like the British than Americans?
Lil bro has always been a mamma's boy...
How do I get a non-white gf? Does my whiteness make me seem more attractive?
>you will never hike out across the Sea of Clouds, bounding over the Lunar landscape to sit on a hilltop and watch the sun rise for the first time in a month.
i want a hot gf by next new years lads
>>52660010
>heard its popular in england and seppoland?
Its the underage lad bait drink
>>52660031
bantz
fully intend to do a sleep, any moment now
>>52660009
>that plug socket
FUCK OFF YANK/MAINLAND EUROPEAN/ NON BRIT
>>52660009
craigmas?!?
Wew lads this website shows you cyber-attacks on other countries in real time
http://map.norsecorp.com/
I feel suicidal but then I realise that life is amazing, people who gas themselves are complete cowards
told me m8 i want his willy in me aha
>>52660062
china is usually lit up like a chistmas tree on that thing
found this one on facebook lads hahaha what do you think
>>52660075
oh dear
what are you like haha
>>52660017
Daily Programming Thread in /g/
Not much programming discussion tbqh
>>52660062
why is china so butthurt at yankistan?
>>52660021
>Does my whiteness make me seem more attractive?
probably not
in my experience they might already assume you're a racist
>>52659994
Australia is only like 200 years old as a colony and grew up at a time when global communication/travel was a bit easier
Canada is close to 500 years old as a colony and has been fought over between a few different powers all through that time, plus it was comparatively more isolated
qt
t
Bought myself a Nvidia tablet for Christmas lads. Could have bought apple or sammysung. Did I make a mistake? It was cheap anyway.
>>52660100
it's not necessarily china but that's where most of the botnets originate
>>52660020
Definitely
>>52660088
haha
he knows anyway tried to kiss him once x
>>52660089
CHEERS LAD
soz caps
>>52660127
bit gay
>>52660128
np x
>>52660116
Probably.
What are you currently doing on it?
>>52660025
>Not wanting to visit Mount Hadley
pleb
how do I get a qt british bf?
>>52660075
is he also a bender/that sort of thing been brought up before
or did you just literally drop it on him out of the blue
>>52660106
the rest i can agree with but
>plus it was comparatively more isolated
>canada more isolated than Australia or New Zealand
bit of a silly statement
>>52660021
>Does my whiteness make me seem more attractive?
depends desu
if you don't emphasise it at all/make cheeky jokes about it without coming off as self-loathing it can help
brown girls really like it though when you surprise them with knowledge about their cultures. like this Indian girl I dated got wet as fuck when I talked about the Ramayana and celebrated some goofy monkey festival with her.
Let's be real here for a second: austrailia is just america with the seasons reversed
alright lads i've been doing some excellent posting for the last few hours but i've been up all night and i'm tired as fuck so you'll have to go without my excellent posts for a while
sorry for any inconvenience my absence might cause
haha bros its like when you hit a point where u feel like u cant drink anymore then u turn ur music up and u can drink even more hahahahha
rock. on. hahahha
SISSY
I almost forgot to drink my tea which was right in front of me. LOL. What am I like. #madman.
>>52660189
thank you for your time
>>52660145
not really x
>>52660167
he's a closet bender imo
dresses as anime girls x
>>52660147
Bugger all yet. Don't really need it when I have a fone and a pc desu. Its a toy.
>>52660167
the Atlantic coast isn't, but getting into the interior is pretty tough, especially pre-railroad
meanwhile all Australians live on the coast and sailing around is much easier than hiking across country or portaging up river.
>>52660188
theyre more like a southern hemisphere canada with more memes
im sorry but its true....
>>52660189
night xx
>>52660188
fuck off yank
Might go the JJB tomorrow to buy a couple pairs of shorts, how the manger working there isn't a cunt just because I'm in uni.
>>52660189
sorry, gotta rectify that
sorry for any inconvenience my absence will definitely cause*
>>52660189
Later bud. You shall be missed.
>>52660188
'no'
struggling to do a cum
>>52660188
Bizzaro-America
>>52660188
They're literally northerners with a tan
dickhead ting dickhead ting it's never been a dickhead ting
>>52660239
Okay I take back my post >>52660202
snivelling little worm you are
Got 150 yank bucks for crimbo. Would like to spend it on something exciting but I reckon I'll just buy a hard drive or two.
>fapping on Christmas Day
And just because its technically Boxing Day, that doesn't mean its okay. Gotta wait until the sun comes up for that.
about to do a big fat christmas poo
this one's been brewing for quite a while
must be a good one
listening to some Thugger
>>52660188
fuck off you cretinous melt
>>52660253
just think of me la
candle thats been burning for weeks just went out
>>52660188
reminds me of Florida
>>52660188
>>52660224
not true at all, lots of yanks have it together even though they get made fun of here. I've never met an aussie with any concept of what's socially acceptable in real life. Also they're all raging drug addicts. I had 4 come and go from groups of friends in college because they were deported. No self worth.
>>52660265
alri peter
avent done in a week
>>52660274
pics
>>52660253
Think about jizzing on your sister's face
>>52660253
put another finger in your bum
>>52660265
good lad regarding how days work
>>52660188
Better accents though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WO8Dcxr4s
want to have anal sex with a qt gf as the ball drops to this song
Great fedora thread here
>>>/pol/59293603
>>52660265
I've fapped four times from yesterday to today ahaha
>>52660281
ripip
f
awww look its wearing a little hat :3
>>52660287
>I've never met an aussie with any concept of what's socially acceptable in real life. Also they're all raging drug addicts. I had 4 come and go from groups of friends in college because they were deported. No self worth.
thats just how australians banter
its alll for fun
>>52660188
you're both fake countries with no history
Does HFCS taste nice?
>>52660298
dont have one
>>52660299
bit gross x
>>52660320
>VLC
>L
>C
>>52660320
they did that because they know all of the lonely fucks are going to watch movies on vlc tonight
>>52660337
its flavorless and quite jarring
its a lot like jet fuel in sugar form
>>52660020
Yeah 100%. Most white Aussies i know are just banterous brits with an accent
>>52660070
this desu lads
>>52660265
>i recognise the gregorian calendar
>>52660337
it's just sugar
>>52660344
Not even him but you're fucking autistic
VLC is vastly superior to everything out there
I tried to use your shitty MPCHCHCPCHCHC for a day and I fucking threw up instantly it was so shit
I have a gf. ama
I'm bottling man
Why do Americans always wear white Nike sneakers?
>>52660344
>Muh vlc gimmick
fuck off yank
>>52660358
you too
>>52660290
xx
>52660380
>I fucking threw up instantly it was so shit
good bait
please explain to me what happened.
>>52660381
nerves and general social retardation prevent me from flirting
wat do
really wish i was invisible
Can you please convince me why the human race in its present form is worth saving?
Poor yanks
What do these attacks even do?
>>52660332
If they didn't live in a complete nanny state those vegemite foster's drinking convicts would act like they do in the sudan
>>52660429
i wish you were invisible too you ugly freak
>I've never had a girlfr-
>>52660398
Because Adidas is the German Devil
>>52660320
>VLC
https://a.uguu.se/mlkyxl_kyary_laughs_at_u.mp4
Why do Americans only wear light denim jeans?
>>52660450
dont bully u meanie
>>52660398
Nike™ pays us a federal grant to wear their products so that people around the world can copy our fashion sense. we save lots of money on our taxes when we decide to use Nike™ products because they're such a great corporation 2bh.
Just Do It.
done a tweet whilst very drunk last night saying:
>RT if you're name is <my full name>
the fit bird i wanna shag retweeted it haha
>>52660415
more? x
>>52660459
fuck off
fuck off
just fuck off
>>52660442
it's not, especially the white portion of it, cucked to the maximum
BIG
ASIAN
ARSES
me on the left
Did any relatives ask you if you have a gf yet this Christmas?
>>52660486
Text or DM her some lewd things, la
>>52660462
Why do all Australians wear sleeveless vests and act like hoons?
>>52660486
your not you're for fucks sake
literally triggered myself with that
>>52660481
it was just banter but on retrospect maybe a bit too far
also I think freak isn't a good word in to use for banter, its quite harsh
>>52660494
She's going to age quickly
>>52660425
Go to a club, get moderately drunk and start talking to a slag who is also looking for a shag
>>52660442
we're the same people we always were, we're just in a different point in history with different technology.
people 1,000 and 10,000 years ago were the same as we are just in a different environment.
>>52660501
mum asked if I have a bf
and brother called me a slut
>>52660487
what do you want to see
>>52660531
if you are not a girl i hope you kill yourself
>>52660501
my wife's fiancee did yeah
>>52660526
I want a gf, not a shag
>>52660320
>VLC
>Probably watching anime
>Alone
Protip: If you're not watching classic Simpsons with your gf on a real media player you're doing it wrong.
>>52660512
>maybe a bit too far
>it's quite harsh
fuck off SJW
also all bullying of jews is completely ok
>>52660531
is this u
>>52660497
>>52660450
id buy a ticket to england and murder you in your sleep if i was you useless nematode
>>52660497
very nice
cant wait for my life to be like this next year
>Protip: If you're not watching classic Simpsons with your gf on a real media player you're doing it wrong.
>>52660425
make friends with girls first and see where it takes you
>>52660550
>Simpsons
When will people quit ironically thinking that shit[e]e is good.
>>52660550
>Lying on the internet
>>52660497
>tfw I did it like this to a French girl in my parents house and I was scared they would hear next door so I jammed my fingers in her mouth whilst she moaned.
>>52660512
i am glad you have seen the error of your ways
you are a good lad
>>52660429
i wish i could stop time
then id rape all the pakis and niggresses i wanted
haha
>>52660532
what do you want to show me x
>>52660546
no
Literally fucked my cousin about 5 years ago, I'm so fucked up holy fucking shit
Why are Americans prone to abdominal obesity?
hey /brit/ what's your opinion on Poland?
>>52660560
alright thats it you worthless kike
only thing you are good for is being on the end of a fishing line
>>52660550
this anti vlc meme triggers me to no end
its jsut a fucking video player to play videos and it does the job and i dont give a rats arse if i get 0.1% better subtitle timing on some random shite
also i was watching a anime film buts thats a rarity
christmas BLOWOUT
>>52660601
thats not that bad as long as your cousin was a willing participant
>>52660589
>moaned
fuck off yank
>>52660625
>t. redneck
>>52660615
legend
is he still doing videos?
>>52660615
his energy drink and fast food diet is finally catching up to him, hes getting a bit pudgy
hes going to be 300+ pounds in a few years and we'll see his videos in a new light
>>52660615
what a little legend he is haha
>>52660647
he uploaded the christmas BLOWOUT today
>>52660653
he's not fat at all lol, he originally started posting on /fit/ so he's not a slouch
>>52660253
>cum
fuck off yank
>>52660549
The best way to get a gf is the method I mentioned before. Please trust what I'm saying
>>52660615
>>52660647
>>52660653
>>52660663
>>52660676
post one of his videos
>>52660615
>tfw he seems a lot happier than he was last year
>>52660615
I like this guy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcQPIYeb8d0
>>52660608
Poles are based. I am an Irish Catholic though. We're bros.
>>52660710
all me
>>52660710
BLOWOUT
L
O
W
O
U
T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNFNiofMgJc
still wanking
help
>>52660753
finger
in
bum
Why are the Chinese such cunts?
the Democratic offshoots are alright
>>52660625
Of course she was, she's highly sexed, literally started stroking my cock at the dinner table
>>52660778
are they? taiwan is pretty nice
>>52660761
bit dirty
>>52660597
My new socks I got for christmas
Do you think James Bond ever gets martini weiney?
Like he drinks A LOT but he always slays the slags, what's his secret?
>>52660779
noice
cannot get comfier desu
rate my banter lads haha
>>52660803
alright dickies
![The Simpsons [6x06] Treehouse of Horror V.avi_snapshot_06.04_[2014.06.10_18.59.08].png](https://i.imgur.com/9Bn7N1c.png "The Simpsons [6x06] Treehouse of Horror V.avi_snapshot_06.04_[2014.06.10_18.59.08].png")
>>52660586
kill ur self
>>52660791
idk about Taiwan but I've never heard anything bad
Hong Kong is pretty sweet, and the Cantonese are much more relateable and "human" imo
fucking hate my fucking life 2bh
>>52660778
Hyper-capitalism is draining
>>52660806
> what's his secret?
he isnt a little bitch like you are
>>52660812
the cliona the maebh and the mucha
the pride of the irish navy
when the captain he blows on his whistle
all the sailors go home for their tea
>>52660824
y1lad.
>>52660843
Rude
>>52660813
propa jizzerino/10 laddio
>>52660843
(spoiler)his wife died(/spoiler) and he cried so yeah he is a little bitch
>>52660812
>want to play elite again
>remember I'd have to basically re-learn all the controls and remember where I was.
I think its a bit dead as well, has anyone played recently?
>>52660806
cialis
Is this a tune?
Just listened to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiFIejACyg
>>52660832
i bet your geberal mood would improve if you didnt drink yourself to sleep every night and stay up and fucking abuse your brain on a shitty computer until 5 in the morning every night
dont abuse your biology too often and you won't be so sad all the tieme
