Sea of Tranquility edition
marina
Willy hurts from too much wanking desu
Bumhole hurts from too much bumming desu
Daisy
>>52661425
same
>>52661425
>all this jf
O U T
U
T
Brain hurts from too much memeing desu
Tongue hurts from too much cunning linguistics
bjork
>>52661436
same
>>52661454
go to bed
sobered up a bit
probably shouldn'tve told me m8 i want his willy 2bh
>tfw just realised I see anti depressants as a far more negative thing then normal illegal drugs
bit messed up maybe
>>52661422
>defending them here
bit pointless desu
people just like to blame them for their own issues
REDBULL HERE
REDBULL THERE
REDBULL PERCY
REBULL SHARE
GREY GOOSE IN MY REDBULL IM GASSED AND FRASS, I'M TRYING TO GET WILD IN HERE
GOT A CHILL OFF AND COOL FOR A MINUTE
GOT THE GALDEM WETTER THAN A POOL IN A MINUTE
cookies and champagne lads
>Robin banks bought some dragon dildos
ERECT
R
E
C
T
>>52661463
post>debut=vespertine>homogenic>the rest
>>52661439
she must have a really strong pelvic floor
>>52661468
Soccer isn;t even the biggest sport in ireland, or at least not the only big sport
I think Rugby or Gaelic football are.
Kya!
>>52661528
Want a happy housewive
>>52661515
VERY respectable opinion
>>52661515
>No Biophilia mentioned
>No Vulnicura mentioned
>Homogenic that low
Not sure lad.
>>52661526
Or Hurling which is fucking insane skills.
ry!
>>52661528
I need more pictures of her in that dress desu
Himeko
>>52661525
Delicious
>>52661487
>>tfw just realised I see anti depressants as a far more negative thing then normal illegal drugs
literally the same but it's not that messed up really
i nearly went on anti-depressants before but refused and am a lot less depressed nowadays even though my life still as shit
don't want to sound like an edgelord but honestly feel like the best cure for depression is fresh air, sunlight, water, a good diet etc. etc. instead of taking pills and ending up in the cycle
also don't use the legal status to determine whether a drug is good or bad
>>52661565
don't like bio and vinluciura is a bit depressing la
>>52661565
Biophilia is her worst album
>>52661569
forgot pic ffs
>>52661565
Debut is best because just perfect pop music.
>>52661526
biggest sports in ireland go in terms of interest and money
>1. horseracing
>2. gaelic football
>3. soccer
>4. hurling
>5. rugby
>>52661589
yeah
that was my thought process
everytime I think of going on them I just think theres no point becoming dependent on them
>>52661590
But lad
Bio is her best
>>52661592
We argued too much already Canada-lad, can't be doing with it again.
>>52661613
no
willies
>>52661613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFWGpgS5gU
What have your experiences been with Germans?
>>52661650
alright
sense of humour is genuinely shit on average, not even a gimmick
Just saw this from an older thread and it made me remember something I was thinking about. People who try not to be racist act like people some out of a fantasy game, where this race is better than that race at certain things. Like being black gives you 10+ to music
>>52661650
Nice.
Germans are cute.
teasing my dog by holding a small piece of pepperoni just slightly above where he can reach by jumping up, but can still lick with his tongue
>>52661638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDbPYoaAiyc
>a normie i know just 'retweeted one of my retweets'
he doesn't follow me
this means he was lurking my twitter profile
REEEEE
Sky have a big fat red button in their operations room that fucks up MY connection in PARTICULAR and their CUNT employees sometimes like to press it for fun and WATCH ME STRUGGLE and then LAUGH at me
>>52661650
2 world wars
lads I have a crush on a girl I went to high school with, I doubt she remembers me that much but I see her posts from time to time on facebook
what do?
>>52661666
I think I found the perfect song that reflects the German pathos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_bJn4cudU
>>52661685
or he was lurking that fit birds profile and did it
get your game on
>>52661685
you should lurk his profile in return 2bh. lurking the twitter profiles of normies i used to know is a good way to pass an hour or so
>>52661668
I said something akin to this in that thread.
true
>>52661699
yeah
thats really funny
ha ha ha (slow deliberate laugh)
>>52661691
stalk her and rape her
>>52661719
delete this
>>52661599
Something unplaceably enjoyable about this pic.
Rate the haul so far lads.
Loved S2,DG & IB on 360 so buying them again.
Also rec any others.
>>52661750
why
>>52661668
top bloody kek
this was literally my post
of course it doesn't apply to every person but in general i do geniunely believe that blacks are more inclined to be good at creative arts/sports whilst whites are better at logical/intellectual type stuff
problem?
>>52661700
possibly
but he still clicked onto me from there which i'm not happy about
>>52661707
literally do this quite a lot
not really a good pastime though because it just makes you compare your life to theirs and make you depressed
just had a thought of my arch nemesis having weewoo with my secondary school crush and it made me genuinely angry
cheating cunt i hate him, such a smug little shit
actually going to have to go to bed its riled me up good and proper
>>52661764
looks like she is about to forcibly hug me desu
>>52661784
why does cheating trigger you so much
i'm guessing your dad cheated on your mum and they split up
>>52661774
>problem?
Nah, I don't give a shit. I just think it's funny you're criticizing someone for being racist, while inadvertently being racist yourself
In that wall punching mood
Why do people keep mistaking trannies for traps?
>>52661691
I was in the same position and she rejected me so it's probably not worth it
>>52661774
eh, i dont really care for what they have so it doesnt bother me. only thing i would like are a few friends at uni, but thats my fault and theres no use feeling sorry for myself over it
>>52661813
wew
yeah but also trust is extremely important to me and I think cheating is the biggest breach of trust
and this dumb cunt was telling me on the train how he didn't want to be with his gf at the time so he was sleeping with other girls but he said it was okay because they weren't officially dating
that was about a 1 1/4 years ago
>>52661650
Germans I've had the pleasure to know are decent lads.
alex
gfs son threw all the gifts I gave him in the pool
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING CONNECTION
DO I LIVE IN A FUCKING 3RD WORLD POVERTY BRAZILIAN FAVELA YOU STUPID SKY CUNTS GIVE ME A PROPER FUCKING CONNECTION
THIS POST TOOK ME 4 HOURS TO TRY TO SEND
>>52661883
not a fan of her face
>>52661691
lads please
I need your help
>>52661883
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
desu Bjork is probably my favorite single musician
I like other bands more but everything she has put out I enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dJAnlG7nLc
>>52661843
yeah of course thats going to go poorly
"h-havent seen you in 2 years h-how ya doin o-oh you talked to me for 2 days h-heh t-time to ask you out"
>>52661896
absolute plen
>>52661691
message her
not like there's anything to lose
GF is literally jealous of how close me and my sister are lol
>>52661883
theres a girl at work who looks EXACTLY like her
i want to fug her now just because she looks ike diadadairo
>>52661915
was planning on doing that but what should I message her with?
>>52661913
>>52661883
>this woman
Isn't it interesting how different Americans look to Europeans
>>52661815
>you're criticizing someone for being racist, while inadvertently being racist yourself
slightly true 2bh
but would you not agree with what i said in my previous post
>doesn't apply to every person but in general i do geniunely believe that blacks are more inclined to be good at creative arts/sports whilst whites are better at logical/intellectual type stuff
>>52661853
>tfw my dad cheated on my mum a few years ago but they're still together
they don't know i know and i think neither of my brothers i know
the only reason i know is because i was lurking my mums files on the shared family computer and found a big word document she had made which included screenshots of my dads profile on a dating website and blogposts about how she felt when she found
made me really emotional at the time
>>52661784
Just imagined this a bit too well and my heart feels strange now.
>>52661948
what?
>>52661941
>What's up? Remember me from X?
dont sweat it if she doesnt reply or the convo loses steam fast
>>52661961
i just find it interesting how you lot are a bunch of mixes
you can look like literally anything, americans look fresh, different
even american blacks look different to africans
you can immediately tell if someone is american white/black as opposed to european/african
>>52661957
>but would you not agree with what i said in my previous post
Not really.
Blacks aren't any more inclined than whites at music/sports unless you have hard facts to back up your claim.
gfs son kicked me in the balls
>>52661957
Yes, because you say it doesn't apply to everyone, then imply that is does in the same sentence
>>52661925
Thats a bit mad lad.
I got on really well with a gfs brother and she was jealous af with that but, you and your sis? That might be warning lights son.
>>52662004
literal cuck
>>52661957
my dad used to work abroad once a week each month, one time he came back, my mum immediately started screaming him, went into their room, all my siblings and me stood outside teh door and listened to them argue, then my mum told him to leave so we ran back, walked downstairs and my dad came and hugged me and said goodbye
fucking hell getting really emotional now
lads what do you think of this tune?
pls respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VevZ5qbFc5U
>52662020
>still falling for GF's son bait
Off yourself la
back from boxing day sales lads
why the FUCK does an XXL shirt for some massive fat cunt cost the same as a medium?????????????? it's like 2x the amount of material
Melancholy, lads
All the normies had wonderful Christmas gatherings where they socialised, ate a yummy dinner and generally had a comfy time.
I sat in my bedroom eating pizza and trying to study. How the hell am I supposed to be festive and get into the "Christmas spirit"? Is it just some normie shtick?
Oh well, in 364 days I can do it all again haha
>>52661998
no hard facts senpai
just an opinion i have formed from my own experiences and knowledge
>>52662015
what it meant was in general, note how i said 'more inclined to'
of course there are exceptions to the rule
>friend comes from a broken home
>Hates drugs because of what it did to his family
>starts chewing tobacco
what the fuck is wrong with this kid
>>52661998
a lot of young black people are attracted to the "life" but not really the music.
white artists much more commonly forgo economic success just to get out there and play, and in general white people are more likely to play an instrument/have learned musical theory
gfs son fucked my gf for me and wouldn't let me join in
gf laughed at me
>>52661937
I also know a girl who looks very much like her. Piercing blue eyes, big tits and all, except she has light brown hair.
Her name is Alexandra and her surname begins with D as well.
I ended up texting her btw lads. Had a little convo, went pretty well I think.
>>52661978
I have an idea
she's big on her culture and there's this one cultural restaurant I wanna check out so I'm going to ask her about it haha
Should I invite her?
>>52662065
advanced economics la
it's not just about the cost of the materials to make the thing
>>52662050
star warS
poweful
listening to prog metal
>>52661400
did a wank
told a k*rd girl i was supposed to be teachin english i was doin a wank
took a long cold slightly amused shower
god i love cold showers
>>52662072
i doubt chewing tobacco was the root cause of his hatred for his family. its horrible for your health but it isn't as insidious for your general behavior as alcohol or hard drugs are
>>52662106
not first thing
make conversation first
>>52661996
You can't 2bh.
>>52662019
It's more because she has terrible relations with her siblings and is jealous that my sister is my friend, desu
black music is shit
I'm sorry, but it is
>>52662102
Alexandra Dickmeveryhardpleaseanonio????
>>52661650
never met any irl
being half swiss tho, i can attest that the swiss are the master race
and his name is JOHN CENA
(do-do-do-dooo)
(do-do-do-dooo)
>>52662111
i get that it's brand and shit too, but i mean a XXL is fucking enormous. you could break it down and get two shirts from it.
just rewards fat cunts for being fat. probably not but im mad reee
>>52662128
he started chewing tobacco last week. The stuff with his family happened years ago. I just think he's a dumbass because he was literally a crack baby, why would you fuck with drugs if you easily could have died within the first month of your life?
>>52661905
Have a long gone band with a nice voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8Pha_MZv8
>>52662159
I went to Switzerland last summer and I can vouch that they are indeed THE master race.
>>52662031
doing a feel for you lad
my mum was always more secretive when they'd argue about it and didn't want us to know
have been a few snide comments made which i have to try hard not to laugh at
also
>5 different yank posts made within a minute
>little brits left
should go to bed really
>>52662143
u just dont get it huh, wite bitch.......
>>52662134
you can
you can just instantly tell if they're american/canadian
>>52662102
bit weird
i know a girl like that too, except she has green eyes and like a cup size smaller. same hair and her name is alexandra too although last name doesn't begin with D
>>52662143
Can't argue with Louis Armstrong and other GOAT jazz though.
>>52662179
because hes known since day 1 that drugs feel good
he was red pilled from birth
FUCK ALL YAKUB SPAWN SCUM
>because hes known since day 1 that drugs feel good
>he was red pilled from birth
>>52662189
thanks lad
we have the best dialect
best food
best government
best culture (romance openness cured us of germanic assburgers while retaining conservative values)
best nature
we need a swiss empire tb h
>>52662190
Its alright now I guess since they have a decent enough relationship and they talk and that
guess it has affected me more then I thought now that I'm having this think about it
yeah doing a sleep
night lads
Literally have no fucking clue what Catholics, Protestants, Roman Catholics, this and that is
Also Sunni, Shia
Do not understand any of it
thinking about existential libertarianism
Listening to Radiohead's Spectre theme
Definitely sounds like something from In Rainbows
https://soundcloud.com/radiohead/spectre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMrqBcv6Mk
greatest black song of all time
dis shit on anotha level senpaitachi.....
>yanks out
>>52662233
This man has a big forhead, it is probably a tumor growing
decided to get properly hammered
been flirting with mild drunkeness all night but desu fuck it i finna go all in homies
>Reviewbrah is 22 years old
what
the
fuck
>>52662260
IR> rest
>>52662255
all catholics are roman catholic
protestants used to be catholic but decided fuck the pope lmao
orthodox are russian catholics who hate catholics and are as old as roman catholixs
>>52662268
t. Kanye West
>>52662214
yeah
but you wouldnt classify that as black music in the modern sense
>>52662255
All I know is that Catholics sing Christmas carols and like ornamentations and worship the Pope
Whereas Proddies hate fun
Shia = ''''''''''Moderate'''''''''' muslims, dont do much
Sunni = Responsible for literally all of islamic terror, saudi arabia, etc.
>>52662243
I like Switzerland but the food wasn't great and the cities not as pretty as I thought they would be :(
But all in all, a great country indeed
>>52662292
seriously?
i thought he was like 18 max
>>52662308
What?
Just because it's not hip-hop it's not "black music".?
Is Marvin Gaye also not black music?
>>52662292
what
are you fucking with me
>>52662292
are you fucking serious?
>>52662214
Rock and guitar music, jazz is unquestionably based.
Even hip hop was special until some point in time and it all went to shit.
Now its hard to like.
>>52662292
who cares
>>52662310
Nah, it's the other way around... The Shi'ites are the terrorists and the Sunnis are the moderates.
>>52662315
im probably biased towards the food, having grown up with it
and i hate cities so i ignored that tb h
>>52662337
well hip hop has basically turned into pop music for black people in the last 10-15 years, most pop music in general is pretty generic and uninspiring
im sure theres still good hip hop out there if you look a little further than the most popular songs tbqh
Having a bit of a brainfuck at the moment, lads.
I've always pronounced "worry" as it's spelt, but I can't stop noticing that a lot of people pronounce it like "wurry". Did this word change pronunciation overnight or something?
>>52662143
it was good until Larry Shelkelstein got hold of it
>>52662337
Jews god a hold of it and pumped it full of commercialism.
HH is slowly becoming dominated by whites though because blacks don't know the meaning of longevity, or don't care enough to attempt it.
>>52662382
holy lĂr father of manannán
how
HOW
>>52662292
I would have assumed 24 or 25 but only because that goes with the whole bored to make pointless youtube videos NYC child still living at home
Also his demeanour. I know it's a gimmick but somebody younger than 24 wouldn't be able to do it quite like he does.
22 makes sense though I guess.
>tfw you will never be able to afford a house in sydney
>>52662420
>shitney
LOL
Fuckin ell had a parmo at 10:00 yesterday and i've just had the messiest shitting session of my life. I mean they taste nice but fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9cLIKMOMFw
suck an asiatics black bears dick
>>52662420
of course living in the capital is more expensive
>>52662420
go live in the outback and eat kangaroos mate
>>52662420
>not living in the goldie
>>52662243
Don't forget best women, best quality of life, best roads, best location on world map, best heritage, best reputation, best climate
As an Englishman, I unironically felt inferior when I was in Switzerland. I wanted to live there. I wanted to get away from the ugly, fat, dyed-hair women in my paki-infested shithole town and go live in the Swiss countryside in a comfy little Chalet with a gorgeous blonde wife.
There were so few non-Whites as well, it was remarkable. For once in my life I felt as if I belonged, surrounded by my own kin wherever I was.
Can't think of which movie from my extensive collection to watch
kind of want to watch something uplifting like Princess Mononoke, or something more introspective like Stalker or the Deer hunter since I haven;t seen either in a long while.
just not in the mood for some super-action, its too late for that.
>>52662457
sshhh, youll wake up MYELBOYNE
>>52662359
Rasheed
>>52662292
I like him, he seems genuinely nice. I'd like to be his friend
it really doesn't matter where you live or what you do, if you aren't surrounded by people you love and who love you back, your life is empty
>>52662484
just watch deer hunter like every other candian hipster out there
>>52662482
literally everyone feels strangely at home when they go to switzerland
its a curse tb h, makes you feel enraged with what you have
i have swiss citizenship but am still determined to live innabog in ireland
>picture of American soldiers in Germany in 1945
Isn't it strange how the colour and quality of a photo can make it seem like it was in a completely different era?
When I think about how people lived in 1945, I don't think of them seeing in the HD clear vision we see in 2015. I think their eyes see in black and white grainy vision
you get me lads?
>>52662420
Why don't put some shoe wax in your face and pretend be aboriginal? Ask for a residence in your family ancient lands...
Took 5mg of etizolam
>>52662255
Christian church became the sole infrastructue of society in Europe when the Roman empire fell.
It became corrupt af after several centuries until some German alcoholic fattie nailed some shit to a church door. Then came a schism, Christianity was divided and for a while the new lads said fuck Rome.
Millions of Christians died, Rome stopped being as corrupt and Protestants recruited gay priests because it was progressive.
The end.
>>52662315
I thought the food was top notch. The hotel I stayed at served a Godly potato rosti.
If a girl agrees to do something non-commital (e.g., you say we'll do this sometime and she says yeah I'll take you up on that) does that mean anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFxPEMXYIY
just got out of the strip club for the christmas party and they were playing this absolute banger
>>52662482
sort of feel the same way when I leave the metro area and go up north or some other heavily white area
feels very homely and genuine, though I did grow up in a small village and there is a lot of drug issues in some areas
>>52662522
>determined to live innabog in ireland
Are you a masochist, m8?
Christmas
>>52662437
it's the best city desu
i'm gonna have to move to adelaide if i want to buy my own house xdd
>>52662457
b-but it's not the capital
>>52662460
no thanks, i need fast internet
>>52662477
fuck gold coast, i got really burnt one time i went on a holiday up there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
had a cup of coffee and a nytol immediately after what am I like
>>52662523
ye la, coloUr is a weird power.
Really want to re-watch Band Of Brothers now.
want to go to sleep 2bh but know i'm not going to be able to because i was doing cocaine earlier
shit feel 2bh
>>52662315
What about the cities disappointed you? I didn't stay in any of the cities, we only went to Zurich airport, but to me Bern looks like the quintessential, gorgeous European city.
>>52662532
Never trust a woman
women are evil. i'm not tipping or memeing here. they'll take you for everything you've got, they'll take your kids
>>52662532
idk, you need to take in the entire context of the relationship to judge that. people agree to do things without actually meaning it all the time.
if you feel like she genuinely enjoys talking to you, then yes its a good sign. if your relationship is so-so, don't put much hope in it.
hows your relationship in general?
>>52662537
nope, i just feel it is somehow my duty and i have to do it if it's the perfect life or not
ill be in the gaeltacht though, with not a nonwhite in sight
not that we have many shitskins in ireland
wanked myself healthy
anyone else wank to anime girls?
>>52662611
take a cold shower
feels so good man
>>52662395
Well, I'm not racist in the favouring one person over another but yeah, I love some 80's hip hop but fucking despise what is considered black origin music today.
>>52662613
not in a while
wank to comics regularly tho
>>52662555
hahahahaha
charles
>>52662611
good lad
>>52662523
Fantastic picture quality
>this is a real photo
god bless tracer rounds
>tfw dont know if im paranoid about a situation or if I should trust my gut
>tfw bren paranoid before and been proven wrong
>>52662652
Gagging for my willy.
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A RAINY DAY
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A RAINY DAY
>>52662523
Is that a Sherman?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81a_1428849547
Possibly the best video to ever come out of the Syrian war
>>52662691
haha lad this is /brit/, not google
>>52662671
long exposure i suppose?
me in the back
>>52662594
Well I think she does enjoy talking to me but she's one of these cheerful type girls so I don't put much stock in that. I just said that we could do this thing sometime and she said we should do it in February. So we shall see.
>>52662698
yep
>>52662725
most likely
M60 fire
>>52662691
cold day
>>52662722
hahaha
just listened to these songs lads
feels gael man
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UzlyHma7LyI
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owF60WWWrks
>>52662755
wasnt it rainy day
oh well
>>52662477
>living on the goldie
oh lmao lad
simply lmao
>>52662736
>You will never stick your dick in Marina's mouth
any memes lads
burping sulphur again
this is nasty
>>52662736
loook at how strong her arm is
must be used to wanking off lots of men really hard
haha brits btfo
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GonUTdh7VBI
>>52662809
Nope, just me and my willy, la
PBR tastes like fucking shit, why the fuck did I buy this? Hopefully after the next 2 I won't give a shit what it tastes like
>>52662809
nah just me lad haha
>>52662805
they don't want you to obtain memes
>>52662809
>she will never beat the fuck out of you
why live
schools for fools eeeeeheehee
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ArVtjR8K4wQ
>>52662888
I graduated from community college with a degree in criminal justice a few days ago
>>52662872
who is that
was at the café with my girlfriend earlier and she told me the girl who was working the register (one whom I see often) fancies me
I honestly always thought she hated me because she's so cold. I thought she thought I was a bit of a creep because I'm always by myself and my accent used to cause her to ask me to repeat myself constantly before she got used to hearing my voice.
do you lads reckon her seeing me with a(n attractive) female today flip flopped her perceptions of me?
>>52662857
yeah its fucking garbage
i put it in the same tier as steel reserves. its something you'd drink if you were a desperate alcoholic trying to scrounge a dollar or two together to get a drink. never drink that garbage.
>>52662908
can you learn mechanics in a community college in america
>I graduated from community college with a degree in criminal justice a few days ago
>>52662702
ha, that was nice
>>52662916
>do you lads reckon her seeing me with a(n attractive) female today flip flopped her perceptions of me?
yes. girls put more stock in guys who are seen with other girls.
More Irish than Ireland desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boanuwUMNNQ
>>52662908
self-learned
>>52662916
probably
women are like that. if another woman likes you, you obviously have qualities that make you desirable. therefore, you went high enough on the desirability threshold to have her fancy you
>>52662904
Lad, there's probably no Northern Irish Prods here to pick up the bait.
Normal Brits love the Irish. We're not all living in the past mate.
Feel overwhelmed by the amount of reading I want to do next year. Need to read a book every 3-4 days to keep on track.
>>52662935
*unsheathes nunchaku*
STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE, CRIMINAL SCUM!!!! - anon 2015
I enjoy listening to Sargon of Akkad and Karen Straugn
>>52662523
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOGgkZidsI
Great watch desu
>>52662969
why do you feel you need to read that much?
>>52662969
nice new years resolution nerd
>>52662947
youre really not
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2M4usgh8Ss
>>52662969
>setting lists for yourself like that
m8 just read how you like and keep it enjoyable
Irish weather
>>52662923
thinking about switched to my piss warm shocktops in minute, then coming back to PBR when I'm smashed
>>52662961
im not baiting. i just want to share my music with the lads
>>52663002
that's the joke ya mick
blood from my arse last time i poo'd lads. was a pale red colour so i think I'm ok
