Eternal Marina edition
fire cheese and pukka lemon haze
fat draws holla
>>52645138
good post
Do ye have the heat on in the house?
Winning at trivial pursuits lads
FUCKING NORMALS FUCK OFF
Got a waifu for Christmas lads.
REMINDER
Merry Christmas /brit/,
Hope you all had a good day.
From /cum/
>>52645147
yeah and I got a hot water bottle
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE A MAN I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
>that awkward moment when you don't know which thread to post on
>>52645229
the one that has more than one post I'd say
>>52645195
which one of you nicked her tits then haha
where are they
https://strawpoll.me/6361703
https://strawpoll.me/6361703
https://strawpoll.me/6361703
Azusa Nakano
>>52645245
don't bully
Here's the Queens speech in case you missed it :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idrV4XExv4
If you don't watch it then you're rasheed and should feel bad.
>>52645265
>that kid with a german flag
banter
>>52645167
KEKED
>>52645265
>caring about what some old hag/lizard has to say
nah i'm good pham
>>52645327
rasheed
>>52645327
Rasheed
Oy you little faggots this cunt can sing pretty well tbqh.
>>52645327
>t. Raj
>>52645327
Rasheed
need to kill myself
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/57901776950661121
nononono
hiroshima what did you do
cucked
cuck
cuck'd
cuckold
cuckolded
cucky
hiro pls
REMINDER
>>52645375
desu senpai
>>52645336
>>52645341
>>52645346
>>52645349
taking an interest in the royal family is literally for foreigners and old grannies
marina
>>52645359
>Dormer likes this
LMFAO
>>52645265
the old cunt belongs in prison
CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
>charles will be king
How is Korean food lads? i sometimes see Americans go on about it as if its the best thing ever. thinking of trying a Korean place i saw
>CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
>>52645375
>>52645311
ok so saying it casually is allowed but capital letters shitposting isn't
i can deal with that
>>52645391
Is this supposed to be funny? Get a life sad cunt.
hey junior where's your little girlfriend
>>52645425
the old cunt belongs in prison
CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
>>52645468
t. our kev
>>52645442
I hope you don't mind making kimchi farts la
![39f11a5faa227b1356f6315234cc2de0_400x400[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/e2WW6Iy.png "39f11a5faa227b1356f6315234cc2de0_400x400[1].png")
>>52645419
alri dormer
>>52645442
Korean BBQ is the same as Mongolian BBQ
>>52645431
what's wrong with cheeky charles?
he dislikes radical Islam and wants to promote green living to help the environment
>>52645500
ah yeah mongolian BBQ have it all the time
>>52645500
>Korean BBQ is the same as Mongolian BBQ
Doesnt help senpai. is it just BBQ meat?
Rate my Christmas dinner
>tfw no gf
>tfw no qts at work
>tfw all my interests are asocial and or male dominated
I post cute girls to get away from the sadness, but seeing cute girls makes me sad
>defending the monarchy
stockholm syndrome. it's 2015 for fucks sake, you're embarrassing us in front of the americans.
>>52645555
looks quite cozy to be quite honest
>>52645499
not so bad
bit full up from christmas dinner though
haha
>>52645500
>I've had better dog food
NO PHARMACY COUPON FOR YOU
>>52645565
qts at work aren't always a winner fa͏m
the gf got me a strap on for chrimbo lads
very worried
>>52645555
very tasty looking
also checked
Just had an awful wank lads.
I'm spending Christmas alone in my flat so I bought myself some sexual presents, including Belladonna's magic fist and bitch fist (see pic). I did my usual douche before and was nice and clean and then progressed to my warm-up. Once loose I started with the magic fist then went onto the bitch (which is a superb toy btw), but after 10 minutes or so when it was fully in I felt a tightening around the toy so I slid it out and a humongous pile of shit followed all out over the carpet. I mopped it up with tissue as best as I could but it fucking stank of kebab. I went into another room and tried to cum with no toys but because I'd been drinking throughout the day it took me about 20 minutes just to get hard and a further 30 to cum.
Still got a smelly pile of shit on the carpet and I'm trying to figure out how to get it off.
>>52645555
Looks good desu, excellent quads too
>>52645527
HE IS GOING TO READ KORAN VERSES AT HIS CORONATION
>>52645587
which comment have you reposted on reddit today? or did Tom beat you to them all?
>>52645613
bit gross lad
>>52645603
yeah, but at the very least I would have eye candy.
Don't tell her lads, but i think i might propose to Jun in Japan. Where would be the best place?
>>52645613
eurgh ribena you're fucking rank
>>52645613
>even bothering to try to finish with literal shit on the floor/wherever
wew
>>52645555
>nowhere near enough pigs in blankets
>weak tier gravy that is just brown water
>some nice potatoes
>no green beans baka
>nice cutlery table and crackers
Looks nice desu i just like a bunch of green beans and pigs in blankets + potatoes and Turkey myself
>>52645555
>no mash
>no parsnips
What are you doing mate?
>>52645645
there is that la
>>52645527
disliking radical islam is the bare minimum I'd expect, he's done plenty of grovelling to Islam before
My main objection to Charles is that he seems to want to take a more politically active role than the Queen
foxes a qt
fuck the queen
>>52645654
Hell.
Where you both belong.
>>52645654
if i was your dad i would be crying myself to sleep every night, what a disappointment you are
>>52645629
nothing really
you lot need to up your post quality tbqh
>>52645685
>parsnips
pleb
>>52645613
vile
>>52645639
>>52645666
>>52645671
Yeah it is pretty nasty, the smell is worse.
I've got most of it up but I don't know what to do about the stain.
>>52645703
got a christmas card from a girl who looks like her wew
>>52645726
good post
So excited I might wee
the queen is dead boys
>>52645710
Grow up.
>>52645719
my parents are actually proud of me, stop projecting.
>>52645722
what's your reddit?
>>52645703
stop saying qt, do you know what it means? it means cutie, yknow like cute!!
that woman is not cute, she's pretty ew-looking
>>52645719
lol
>>52645741
try using oxyclean x
the best christmas dinner includes
turkey
roast potatoes
sprouts
carrots
pigs in blankets
parsnips
stuffing
god-tier gravy
redcurrant jelly
>>52645762
lol
>>52645603
simply lamoing at this looser
>>52645758
You first and stop being infatuated with literal worst girl.
>>52645758
proud of you in the way everyone is proud of the downie kid for gurgling one line at the school play
>>52645767
no lol
>>52645758
>obsesses over chinky 2d charachters
>tells others to grow up
>>52645613
merry christmas
fucking sick of this blatant race-mixing propaganda spread all over my fucking twitter
5.78/50.25 steambux so far
Give me some good games to buy, lads
>>52645109
i wouldnt mind taking her on that field and giving the lass a good 2 and a half minutes minutes hehe
>>52645823
mate lay off yeah
he's got problems so don't be shady
he wouldn't bully you if you had aspergers so don't be a cunt alright??
played euro truck sim for 7 hours non-stop yesterday
>>52645682
>Weak tier gravy
You fucking take that right back
I popped down the butchers and got 2kg of marrow bones to reduce in a slow cooker for stock and poured the lamb juices into it after cooking today while simmering to make that gravy
>>52645858
those girls are hideous
>>52645806
someone had a bad Christmas lmao.
>>52645816
projecting.
>>52645823
i bet you believe in gender binary as well, stop living in your tiny bubble world.
>>52645858
Why do you have Girl Code showing up la?
>>52645613
oh wow
>>52645865
on sale?
sid meiers pirates
kotor 1 and 2
age of empires 2
>>52645922
people retweet it, and it's not just girl code, it's every major account jumping on the bandwagon
>>52645890
Sorry senpai im judging on sight. Might taste amazing but it just reminds me of being served brown water 'gravy' by my mates mum
>>52645822
sorry
not a fan of getting doxxed
>>52645865
Sakura spirit
its kind of crazy that girls you see in real life are even hotter than the ones on the internet
even though if you spend time on the internet most people pretend girls are ugly lmao fucking betas on /r9k/
>>52645780
well experienced in this lad?
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.11_16.01.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h11tVFu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.11_16.01.56].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaPyplYrnPQ
lets all just chill lads, i may have gone a bit too far in some places.
>>52645972
no
I'm scared to play with my bum
>>52645913
>stop living in your tiny bubble world
you literally live in a delusional fake anime bubble come into the real world you mug
>>52645555
>brit xmas dinner is just a sunday roast
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/168363980958613504
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/153270270977769472
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/144871585029963776
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/133941413586018305
Kevin... had a hard life
>>52645865
witcher is only £25
>>52645948
>following people who retweet girl code
>>52645926
already have pirates and AOE2 pirated.
and don't care for Star Wars, thanks though la.
>>52645956
Sakura is a shit series though?
Pirated Swim Club and was severely disappointed by the god-awful pacing, story and lack of CGs
>>52645968
people are more attractive in person than in pics
i can't be the only person who thinks the rejected radiohead bond theme is shit because it doesn't sound like a bond theme, but rather a mediocre radiohead song.
>>52645953
>sorry not a fan of getting doxed
top kek don't lie mate you fucking love it and do it to yourself on purpose
>>52645762
https://www.reddit.com/user/dormers
>>52646022
>sid meiers pirates, pirated
wew lad
>>52646013
compile those tweets into images if you want me to see them otherwise frig off
>>52645874
VERY good post sir!
>>52646015
Already have 1 & 2 but haven't gotten around to playing them yet.
>>52645997
I live in the real world m8, i also get joy from another one.
did a think today lads
even though I don't consider myself good looking, or the smartest tool in the shed, at least I wasn't born with some life fucking disability or something
only get 1 life Tbh
>>52646039
exactly what i think
so wheres ur arse pics you promised
>>52646022
Get that pigeon anime dating sim then
>>52646013
This is even worse than posting sara or those other commie dickheads
>>52646039
>>52646053
I bought Civ 5 complete so it balances out la
>>52646085
bad advice la
>>52646049
ah thanks lad I was spelling it without an s
>>52646059
they weren't for you anyway Mick so fuck off
>>52646013
>why is your wee yellow after drinking a fizzy drink and when you drink milk its not white? who can answer that.
Kevin was doomed from the start
tfw you get a gf for Christmas but she's not qt
>>52646060
thank you good sir
>>52645195
*licks your bumhole*
>>52646111
oh right the joke.
whoosh
haha lads
>>52646078
Profound stuff
>>52646049
zzzz
if i did i would of linked it
Have you dicked your waifu for Christmas yet?
>>52645913
lmao you're the one in the tiny bubble world, not realising that compared to people out there in the real world, the people giving you shit on 4chan for having an anime waifu is nothing compared to it. People in the real world wouldn't even treat you as a human. Most people out there don't even know people like you exist. Like if you wanna watch anime and stuff that's cool, but posting on image boards all day about it and fantasizing about wifing a 2D Japanese character is just pathetic.
LADS. Just produced what has to be the tastiest cum I've ever had
>>52646152
wew lad
>>52646081
they're on my hard drive
>>52646117
reported for racism
enjoy ur ban dickhead :')
>>52646166
please delete this smut.
>>52645793
>redcurrant jelly
Fuck off yank
>>52645858
why is it ALWAYS a black man/white woman combo?
BRRZZT
BRZZZT
ALERT
ALERT
DANGER
DANGER
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH DEADLY SWINE FLU
REPEAT- DEADLY SWINE FLU
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY INTO THIS SAFE THREAD
>>52645153
>>52645153
>>52645153
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>>52646192
because have you seen black women? they are literally the most unattractive race in the world
Am on ma sixth vodka n coke ae the day and a fuckin love New Order more than a love anythin thank u n merry christmas X
>>52646172
*kisses you*
>>52646192
they're are much more good looking black men compared to good looking black women
>>52646192
jews favorite fetish
>>52646192
BIG
janny
>Yes hello, I work in a Call Centre and fire people for being late 3 times in a month. My name is Arash Shiba, I live in New Delhi, India and my hobbies are kpop and korean streams.
>>52646261
>JANNY
>>52646179
post
now
>>52646166
Rasheed.
>>52646179
should be on my hard drive haha x
>>52646221
liverpool
>>52646168
my therapist is very nice about it lad,and its not like i talk about it irl lmao.
>>52646138
Can you ask your fellow people to go easy on the stinginess please fa͏m?
The political trivialities of war are but secondary to the self actualization of the Warrior through combat
want to write a comment to the newspaper lads
what do you think
>The political trivialities of war are but secondary to the self actualization of the Warrior through combat
>>52646352
*tips*
Q U A L I T Y
U
A
L
I
T
Y
Thinking of buying a ps4 lads
>>52646372
doing the crossword?
>>52646214
2bh
add me on xbox one lads
gamertag - sSkepta
Ex gf sent me this
>>52646316
>therapist is okay with your waifu
so it's just a hugbox and they dont even try to make you a normal human being? wew, you should ditch them and just post on /a/
how white r u?
what should I call my team on FUT lads?
What should I drink on NYE lads? Don't like beer or cider, but don't want to buy anything I won't finish since I go back to uni 2nd jan
>>52646421
why do you hate her?
>>52646417
She has really white features though.
(not that same guy, I do find lots of black women attractive).
>>52646439
Benders United
>>52646432
50%
>>52646466
she cheated on him
>>52646421
>Okay, I'm getting married next week.
>Have a nice life!
>>52646421
Don't believe women's trickery.
>>52646417
Pretty Negresses are far and few.
>>52646444
>Don't like beer or cider
Drink cocktails then
>>52646439
Beast FC ofc
I'd rekt you btw
>>52646425
/a/ is mean and just want to have sex with anime girls. i don't like that.
>>52646421
smash and pass lad
>>52646497
true tbqh
the majority of black women are fucking ugly, but occasionally there will be a hot one
>>52646421
this lad got cucked
i had a quiet little chuckle to myself this morning as i opened my presents with my little brother and sister, santa claus is only the second biggest lie they're taught; god is the first.
how was your christmas /brit/ ?!
I spent mine watching terrestrial tv and the highlight was eating a pot noodle and then cumming into the empty container
Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
>Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
it's amazing when you think how robotic people actually are
>>52646579
more like taking a few sucks of the pink cigar
haha
>>52646571
drank lots of alcohol
How many socks did you all get this year lads?
Only got five pairs :(
>>52646421
>oneitis never sent me a happy xmas
>I said it to her last year and it took her 2 weeks to reply
How hard is it to text that Jesus Christ, shes such a cunt
>Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
>>52646634
7 I think
>i had a quiet little chuckle to myself this morning as i opened my presents with my little brother and sister, santa claus is only the second biggest lie they're taught; god is the first.
should have taken more than 2 tabs, only ever reached the giddy stage
still got some charlie left from last night haha
unironically going to do a little stripe on my own right now
>>52646634
got one fancy pair
>>52646634
just 1 pair
6 handkerchiefs though
last time I had a gf was over a year ago
;_;
Don't you just love it when some sperg types a fucking essay of a post and gets 0 replies. They probably thought everyone would be amazed with their insight. The thought of them desperately hammering refresh makes me smile
Wish alcohol tolerance wasn't a thing, lads.
>>52646703
last time I have a gf was neverfuck off normal
>>52646716
Just drink less
whenever I enter a thread I think to myself "ah yes, my Enemies", and devise stratagems to lower your self of steam
>>52646703
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
>>52646701
>handkerchiefs
Are you a middle aged man?
Top call from the parents today
mate stayed with this girl who cheated on him, only just realised she's fat as fuck, fucks sake man, how do i not laugh at him
>>52646634
>tfw ten pair master race
they are the super comfy kind too
http://i.imgur.com/8LSM2ut.png
haha my post made it into the screenshot that dormer posted to r/4chan
feel like a right internet celeb
>>52646741
ty for the good advice.
>>52646734
>>52646746
not exactly my fault your autistic and hideous
>>52646501
You missed the point of my question anon. I normally drink cocktails/mixed drinks, but I won't be able to finish all of the bottles for mixing cocktails on my own.
>>52646745
i laughed but then i was worried
>>52646647
I hope you don't have turkey flavour juice lmao xx
>>52646753
What kind of fucking normalcunt would want to read that?
>>52646774
*decapitates you*
hehnot exactly my fault your neck is prone to being cut
>>52645555
>yorkshires
>broccoli
>no sprouts/parsnips
What's the point?
posting a bit more Marina than usual because I'm extra lonely today ahahaha
>mate messages happy christmas
>i reply happy birthday
Christmas?
Perfect time to listen to some banging Nasheeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UwVnksA_bU
>>52646776
You could buy the smaller bottles Anon. the only other option i see unless you are going to a house party and just drink whatever the host has
>>52646835
is your mate jesus
>>52646839
Rasheed!!!
>What kind of fucking normalcunt would want to read that?
tfw no kgf
me desu
Nan just farted in my face lads
>>52646846
Nah, drinking at home and shitposting on here or /a/. I only have friends at uni
>mfw my boss tells me I have to work this weekend because we're short staffed but it's double pay
Listening to anime music on my new headphones
I hate all the hate and strife and pointless violence and the suffering in the world.
>>52646839
>tfw comfy Christmas Jihad
>>52646921
what headphones la?
