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Eternal Marina edition
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fire cheese and pukka lemon haze
fat draws holla
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>>52645138
good post
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Do ye have the heat on in the house?
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Winning at trivial pursuits lads
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FUCKING NORMALS FUCK OFF
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Got a waifu for Christmas lads.
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REMINDER
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Merry Christmas /brit/,

Hope you all had a good day.

From /cum/
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>>52645147
yeah and I got a hot water bottle
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IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
I GOTTA BE A MAN I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
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:x
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>that awkward moment when you don't know which thread to post on
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>>52645229
the one that has more than one post I'd say
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>>52645195
which one of you nicked her tits then haha
where are they
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https://strawpoll.me/6361703
https://strawpoll.me/6361703
https://strawpoll.me/6361703
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Azusa Nakano
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>>52645245
don't bully
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Here's the Queens speech in case you missed it :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idrV4XExv4

If you don't watch it then you're rasheed and should feel bad.
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>>52645265
>that kid with a german flag

banter
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>>52645167
KEKED
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>>52645265
>caring about what some old hag/lizard has to say
nah i'm good pham
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>>52645327
rasheed
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>>52645327
Rasheed
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Oy you little faggots this cunt can sing pretty well tbqh.
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>>52645327
>t. Raj
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>>52645327
Rasheed
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need to kill myself
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https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/57901776950661121
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nononono
hiroshima what did you do

cucked
cuck
cuck'd
cuckold
cuckolded
cucky

hiro pls
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REMINDER
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>>52645375
desu senpai
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>>52645336
>>52645341
>>52645346
>>52645349
taking an interest in the royal family is literally for foreigners and old grannies
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marina
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>>52645359
>Dormer likes this
LMFAO
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>>52645265

the old cunt belongs in prison

CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
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>charles will be king
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How is Korean food lads? i sometimes see Americans go on about it as if its the best thing ever. thinking of trying a Korean place i saw
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>CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
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>>52645375
>>52645311
ok so saying it casually is allowed but capital letters shitposting isn't

i can deal with that
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>>52645391

Is this supposed to be funny? Get a life sad cunt.
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hey junior where's your little girlfriend
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>>52645425
the old cunt belongs in prison

CANNOT WAIT for her to die so i can observe the mechanical outpouring of "grief" by the programmed automaton masses. let us all mourn this woman who lived a life of extreme luxury that she didn't deserve. you're still primitives.
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>>52645468
t. our kev
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>>52645442
I hope you don't mind making kimchi farts la
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>>52645419
alri dormer
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>>52645442
Korean BBQ is the same as Mongolian BBQ
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>>52645431
what's wrong with cheeky charles?

he dislikes radical Islam and wants to promote green living to help the environment
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>>52645500
ah yeah mongolian BBQ have it all the time
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>>52645500

>Korean BBQ is the same as Mongolian BBQ

Doesnt help senpai. is it just BBQ meat?
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Rate my Christmas dinner
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>tfw no gf
>tfw no qts at work
>tfw all my interests are asocial and or male dominated
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I post cute girls to get away from the sadness, but seeing cute girls makes me sad
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>defending the monarchy

stockholm syndrome. it's 2015 for fucks sake, you're embarrassing us in front of the americans.
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>>52645555
looks quite cozy to be quite honest
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>>52645499
not so bad

bit full up from christmas dinner though

haha
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>>52645500
>I've had better dog food
NO PHARMACY COUPON FOR YOU
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>>52645565
qts at work aren't always a winner fa͏m
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the gf got me a strap on for chrimbo lads

very worried
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>>52645555
very tasty looking
also checked
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Just had an awful wank lads.

I'm spending Christmas alone in my flat so I bought myself some sexual presents, including Belladonna's magic fist and bitch fist (see pic). I did my usual douche before and was nice and clean and then progressed to my warm-up. Once loose I started with the magic fist then went onto the bitch (which is a superb toy btw), but after 10 minutes or so when it was fully in I felt a tightening around the toy so I slid it out and a humongous pile of shit followed all out over the carpet. I mopped it up with tissue as best as I could but it fucking stank of kebab. I went into another room and tried to cum with no toys but because I'd been drinking throughout the day it took me about 20 minutes just to get hard and a further 30 to cum.

Still got a smelly pile of shit on the carpet and I'm trying to figure out how to get it off.
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>>52645555
Looks good desu, excellent quads too
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>>52645527

HE IS GOING TO READ KORAN VERSES AT HIS CORONATION
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>>52645587
which comment have you reposted on reddit today? or did Tom beat you to them all?
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>>52645613
bit gross lad
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>>52645603
yeah, but at the very least I would have eye candy.
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Don't tell her lads, but i think i might propose to Jun in Japan. Where would be the best place?
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>>52645613
eurgh ribena you're fucking rank
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>>52645613
>even bothering to try to finish with literal shit on the floor/wherever
wew
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>>52645555

>nowhere near enough pigs in blankets
>weak tier gravy that is just brown water
>some nice potatoes
>no green beans baka
>nice cutlery table and crackers

Looks nice desu i just like a bunch of green beans and pigs in blankets + potatoes and Turkey myself
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>>52645555
>no mash
>no parsnips
What are you doing mate?
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>>52645645
there is that la
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>>52645527
disliking radical islam is the bare minimum I'd expect, he's done plenty of grovelling to Islam before
My main objection to Charles is that he seems to want to take a more politically active role than the Queen
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foxes a qt
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fuck the queen
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>>52645654
Hell.
Where you both belong.
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>>52645654

if i was your dad i would be crying myself to sleep every night, what a disappointment you are
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>>52645629
nothing really

you lot need to up your post quality tbqh
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>>52645685
>parsnips
pleb
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>>52645613
vile
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>>52645639
>>52645666
>>52645671
Yeah it is pretty nasty, the smell is worse.

I've got most of it up but I don't know what to do about the stain.
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>>52645703
got a christmas card from a girl who looks like her wew
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>>52645726
good post
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So excited I might wee
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the queen is dead boys
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>>52645710
Grow up.
>>52645719
my parents are actually proud of me, stop projecting.
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>>52645722
what's your reddit?
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>>52645703
stop saying qt, do you know what it means? it means cutie, yknow like cute!!

that woman is not cute, she's pretty ew-looking
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>>52645719
lol
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>>52645741
try using oxyclean x
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the best christmas dinner includes

turkey
roast potatoes
sprouts
carrots
pigs in blankets
parsnips
stuffing
god-tier gravy
redcurrant jelly
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>>52645762
lol
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>>52645603
simply lamoing at this looser
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>>52645758
You first and stop being infatuated with literal worst girl.
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>>52645758

proud of you in the way everyone is proud of the downie kid for gurgling one line at the school play
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>>52645767
no lol
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>>52645794
k
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>>52645758
>obsesses over chinky 2d charachters
>tells others to grow up
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>>52645613
merry christmas
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fucking sick of this blatant race-mixing propaganda spread all over my fucking twitter
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5.78/50.25 steambux so far
Give me some good games to buy, lads
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>>52645109
i wouldnt mind taking her on that field and giving the lass a good 2 and a half minutes minutes hehe
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>>52645823
mate lay off yeah
he's got problems so don't be shady

he wouldn't bully you if you had aspergers so don't be a cunt alright??
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played euro truck sim for 7 hours non-stop yesterday
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>>52645682
>Weak tier gravy

You fucking take that right back

I popped down the butchers and got 2kg of marrow bones to reduce in a slow cooker for stock and poured the lamb juices into it after cooking today while simmering to make that gravy
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>>52645858

those girls are hideous
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>>52645806
someone had a bad Christmas lmao.
>>52645816
projecting.
>>52645823
i bet you believe in gender binary as well, stop living in your tiny bubble world.
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>>52645858
Why do you have Girl Code showing up la?
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>>52645613
oh wow
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>>52645865
on sale?
sid meiers pirates
kotor 1 and 2
age of empires 2
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>>52645922
people retweet it, and it's not just girl code, it's every major account jumping on the bandwagon
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>>52645890

Sorry senpai im judging on sight. Might taste amazing but it just reminds me of being served brown water 'gravy' by my mates mum
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>>52645822
sorry

not a fan of getting doxxed
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>>52645865
Sakura spirit
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its kind of crazy that girls you see in real life are even hotter than the ones on the internet

even though if you spend time on the internet most people pretend girls are ugly lmao fucking betas on /r9k/
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>>52645780
well experienced in this lad?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaPyplYrnPQ

lets all just chill lads, i may have gone a bit too far in some places.
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>>52645972
no

I'm scared to play with my bum
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>>52645913
>stop living in your tiny bubble world
you literally live in a delusional fake anime bubble come into the real world you mug
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>>52645555
>brit xmas dinner is just a sunday roast
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https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/520244548401106945

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/168363980958613504

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/153270270977769472

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/144871585029963776

https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/133941413586018305


Kevin... had a hard life
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>>52645865
witcher is only £25
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>>52645948
>following people who retweet girl code
>>52645926
already have pirates and AOE2 pirated.
and don't care for Star Wars, thanks though la.
>>52645956
Sakura is a shit series though?
Pirated Swim Club and was severely disappointed by the god-awful pacing, story and lack of CGs
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>>52645968
people are more attractive in person than in pics
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i can't be the only person who thinks the rejected radiohead bond theme is shit because it doesn't sound like a bond theme, but rather a mediocre radiohead song.
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>>52645953
>sorry not a fan of getting doxed
top kek don't lie mate you fucking love it and do it to yourself on purpose
>>52645762
https://www.reddit.com/user/dormers
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>>52646022
>sid meiers pirates, pirated

wew lad
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>>52646013
compile those tweets into images if you want me to see them otherwise frig off
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>>52645874

VERY good post sir!
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>>52646015
Already have 1 & 2 but haven't gotten around to playing them yet.
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>>52645997
I live in the real world m8, i also get joy from another one.
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did a think today lads

even though I don't consider myself good looking, or the smartest tool in the shed, at least I wasn't born with some life fucking disability or something

only get 1 life Tbh
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>>52646039
exactly what i think

so wheres ur arse pics you promised
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>>52646022
Get that pigeon anime dating sim then
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>>52646013

This is even worse than posting sara or those other commie dickheads
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>>52646039
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>>52646053
I bought Civ 5 complete so it balances out la
>>52646085
bad advice la
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>>52646049
ah thanks lad I was spelling it without an s
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>>52646059
they weren't for you anyway Mick so fuck off
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>>52646013

>why is your wee yellow after drinking a fizzy drink and when you drink milk its not white? who can answer that.

Kevin was doomed from the start
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tfw you get a gf for Christmas but she's not qt
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>>52646060
thank you good sir
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>>52645195
*licks your bumhole*
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>>52646111
oh right the joke.
whoosh
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haha lads
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>>52646078

Profound stuff
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>>52646049
zzzz

if i did i would of linked it
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Have you dicked your waifu for Christmas yet?
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>>52645913
lmao you're the one in the tiny bubble world, not realising that compared to people out there in the real world, the people giving you shit on 4chan for having an anime waifu is nothing compared to it. People in the real world wouldn't even treat you as a human. Most people out there don't even know people like you exist. Like if you wanna watch anime and stuff that's cool, but posting on image boards all day about it and fantasizing about wifing a 2D Japanese character is just pathetic.
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LADS. Just produced what has to be the tastiest cum I've ever had
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>>52646152
wew lad
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>>52646081

they're on my hard drive
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>>52646117
reported for racism

enjoy ur ban dickhead :')
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>>52646166
please delete this smut.
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>>52645793
>redcurrant jelly
Fuck off yank
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>>52645858

why is it ALWAYS a black man/white woman combo?
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BRRZZT
BRZZZT

ALERT
ALERT

DANGER
DANGER

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH DEADLY SWINE FLU

REPEAT- DEADLY SWINE FLU

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY INTO THIS SAFE THREAD

>>52645153
>>52645153
>>52645153
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I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
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>>52646192
because have you seen black women? they are literally the most unattractive race in the world
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Am on ma sixth vodka n coke ae the day and a fuckin love New Order more than a love anythin thank u n merry christmas X
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>>52646172
*kisses you*
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>>52646192
they're are much more good looking black men compared to good looking black women
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>>52646200
no
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>>52646192
jews favorite fetish
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>>52646192
BIG
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janny
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>Yes hello, I work in a Call Centre and fire people for being late 3 times in a month. My name is Arash Shiba, I live in New Delhi, India and my hobbies are kpop and korean streams.
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>>52646261
>JANNY
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>>52646179
post

now
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>>52646166
Rasheed.
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>>52646179
should be on my hard drive haha x
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>>52646221
liverpool
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>>52646168
my therapist is very nice about it lad,and its not like i talk about it irl lmao.
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>>52646138
Can you ask your fellow people to go easy on the stinginess please fa͏m?
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The political trivialities of war are but secondary to the self actualization of the Warrior through combat
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want to write a comment to the newspaper lads

what do you think
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>The political trivialities of war are but secondary to the self actualization of the Warrior through combat
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>>52646352
*tips*
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Q U A L I T Y
U
A
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I
T
Y
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Thinking of buying a ps4 lads
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>>52646372
doing the crossword?
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>>52646214
2bh
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add me on xbox one lads
gamertag - sSkepta
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Ex gf sent me this
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>>52646316
>therapist is okay with your waifu
so it's just a hugbox and they dont even try to make you a normal human being? wew, you should ditch them and just post on /a/
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how white r u?
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what should I call my team on FUT lads?
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What should I drink on NYE lads? Don't like beer or cider, but don't want to buy anything I won't finish since I go back to uni 2nd jan
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>>52646421
why do you hate her?
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>>52646417

She has really white features though.

(not that same guy, I do find lots of black women attractive).
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>>52646439
Benders United
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>>52646432
50%
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>>52646466

she cheated on him
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>>52646421
>Okay, I'm getting married next week.
>Have a nice life!
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>>52646421
Don't believe women's trickery.
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>>52646417
Pretty Negresses are far and few.
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>>52646444

>Don't like beer or cider

Drink cocktails then
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>>52646439
Beast FC ofc

I'd rekt you btw
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>>52646425
/a/ is mean and just want to have sex with anime girls. i don't like that.
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>>52646421
smash and pass lad
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>>52646497
true tbqh

the majority of black women are fucking ugly, but occasionally there will be a hot one
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>>52646421

this lad got cucked
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i had a quiet little chuckle to myself this morning as i opened my presents with my little brother and sister, santa claus is only the second biggest lie they're taught; god is the first.
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how was your christmas /brit/ ?!
I spent mine watching terrestrial tv and the highlight was eating a pot noodle and then cumming into the empty container
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Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
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>Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
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it's amazing when you think how robotic people actually are
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>>52646579
more like taking a few sucks of the pink cigar
haha
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>>52646571
drank lots of alcohol
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How many socks did you all get this year lads?

Only got five pairs :(
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>>52646421
>oneitis never sent me a happy xmas
>I said it to her last year and it took her 2 weeks to reply


How hard is it to text that Jesus Christ, shes such a cunt
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>Taking a few puffs off the vape pen before Christmas lunch haha xx
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>>52646634
7 I think
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>i had a quiet little chuckle to myself this morning as i opened my presents with my little brother and sister, santa claus is only the second biggest lie they're taught; god is the first.
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should have taken more than 2 tabs, only ever reached the giddy stage
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still got some charlie left from last night haha
unironically going to do a little stripe on my own right now
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>>52646634
got one fancy pair
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>>52646634

just 1 pair

6 handkerchiefs though
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last time I had a gf was over a year ago
;_;
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Don't you just love it when some sperg types a fucking essay of a post and gets 0 replies. They probably thought everyone would be amazed with their insight. The thought of them desperately hammering refresh makes me smile
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Wish alcohol tolerance wasn't a thing, lads.
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>>52646703
last time I have a gf was neverfuck off normal
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>>52646716
Just drink less
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whenever I enter a thread I think to myself "ah yes, my Enemies", and devise stratagems to lower your self of steam
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>>52646703
fuck off back to facebook normie cunt
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>>52646701

>handkerchiefs

Are you a middle aged man?
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Top call from the parents today
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mate stayed with this girl who cheated on him, only just realised she's fat as fuck, fucks sake man, how do i not laugh at him
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>>52646634

>tfw ten pair master race

they are the super comfy kind too
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http://i.imgur.com/8LSM2ut.png
haha my post made it into the screenshot that dormer posted to r/4chan
feel like a right internet celeb
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>>52646741
ty for the good advice.
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>>52646734
>>52646746
not exactly my fault your autistic and hideous
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>>52646501
You missed the point of my question anon. I normally drink cocktails/mixed drinks, but I won't be able to finish all of the bottles for mixing cocktails on my own.
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>>52646745
i laughed but then i was worried
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>>52646647
I hope you don't have turkey flavour juice lmao xx
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>>52646753

What kind of fucking normalcunt would want to read that?
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>>52646774
*decapitates you*
hehnot exactly my fault your neck is prone to being cut
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>>52645555
>yorkshires
>broccoli
>no sprouts/parsnips
What's the point?
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posting a bit more Marina than usual because I'm extra lonely today ahahaha
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>mate messages happy christmas
>i reply happy birthday
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Christmas?

Perfect time to listen to some banging Nasheeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UwVnksA_bU
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>>52646776

You could buy the smaller bottles Anon. the only other option i see unless you are going to a house party and just drink whatever the host has
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>>52646835
is your mate jesus
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>>52646839
Rasheed!!!
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>What kind of fucking normalcunt would want to read that?
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tfw no kgf
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me desu
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Nan just farted in my face lads
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>>52646846
Nah, drinking at home and shitposting on here or /a/. I only have friends at uni
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>mfw my boss tells me I have to work this weekend because we're short staffed but it's double pay
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Listening to anime music on my new headphones
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I hate all the hate and strife and pointless violence and the suffering in the world.
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>>52646839

>tfw comfy Christmas Jihad
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>>52646921
what headphones la?
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>>52646895
>mfw they asked
>mfw I said no
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>>52646895

Ay that £14 an hour will be so worth it
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in the end (i want you to cry)
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>>52646947
ATH M50x
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>I hate all the hate and strife and pointless violence and the suffering in the world.
>>
>>
every puss with a phone wants to take my picture

NINJAAAAAAAA
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>>52646921
aha i'm going to step on them and break them
your therapist does a roflmao after every one of your sessions
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You're part of the problem then, since you hate something
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>>52646876

ha whats your tumblr x
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>>52646876
*forces your head*
>>
will you be my gf?
>>
>>52646921
what anime music la?
>>
>>52647017
don't bully it's Christmas
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XKuf6B4vuE

A young Cristiano Ronaldo's skills. Fantastic video.
>>
>>52646976
Literally fedora: the headphones
>>
>>52646953
>>52646895
>students doing some overtime over christmas
>they do like a 6 hour shift 2 times a week
>make out like they're going to die of exhaustion
lel
>>
>>52646930

chaos is the natural order of the universe my friend
we are fools to think we aren't mere puppets on the cosmic stage
>>
Watching gogglesprogs haha

Kids pretending to be lolsorandom hehe I love it :)
>>
food
>>
>>52646976

superb choice for such a faggot
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Going to give the waifu a festive shag later.
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>chaos is the natural order of the universe my friend
>we are fools to think we aren't mere puppets on the cosmic stage
>>
Listening to Bloom, Lads.
>>
>>52646767
i remember this post too haha

part of /brit/'s recent history

my oh my what a rich and storied history these threads have.
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>>52647110
good lad
>>52647099
kill yourself my man
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>tfw imagining all those future Christmases where your parents have died and you'll be on your own
>>
>>52646829
what a stupid bitch who even wears that kind of an outfit in public -_-
>>
>>52647085
>i am a connoisseur of headphones and regularly keep up to date with all the different kinds
lmao
>>
https://twitter.com/fuckeveryword

i get the feeling that this person only set up this twitter so that they could say "fuck niggers" as publicly as possible without being called a racist
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>>52647125
Don't know why I avoided it when it was /mu/'s FOTM.
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>>52646984
Don't have a therapist desu but I am going to see a psychologist in the next couple of weeks because of depression and stuff haha

>>52647029
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7euLhiMFPs

>>52647085
delet
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My friends quite good looking and gets the odd creepy message but this is taking it to a whole new level
>>
Quite liked the McDonald's advert lads
Good effort
>>
There are systems for a reason in this world; economic stability, interest rates, growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, alright? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that.
>>
any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52647047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PilWIZXVEWc
>>
>>52645858
He's a pacific islander.
>>
>>52647145

Haheha...he....
>>
>>52647189
tap in
woulda scored this better 2bh
>>
>>52647157
>tfw i take the plebs choice and just order $20 chinese ones, break them in 6-12 months, and re order $20 chinese ones ad infinitum


someday itd be nice to get a decent pair that doesn't break
>>
>>52647167
Pretty good lad. I have the SZS OST on right now, one of my favourite soundtracks even after years of listening
>>
Fuck sake lads my mum's partners mother has literally just died. As in he just got a phone call. Now him and my mum are crying upstairs.

What should I do lads should I go home? Am I going to have to show human emotion?
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>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52647186
i dont like you
>>
>>52647189
>2 goals in 9 matches


TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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the fact that I will most likely never hug her is seriously slowly driving me into a dark depression ahaha
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>>52647242
just buy them from the pound shop lad
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wew lads
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>>52647159
i cant wait until they say fuck muslims and then muslims and leftists have a hissy fit all over the world
>>
>>52647268
marina?

she is part greek or something right?
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>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.

HAHAHAAHAHAA
>>
>>52647268
just frequent some greek restaurants, youll can an average fat greek gf anywhere
>>
>>52647268

you're young, don't worry.

it'll be someone else in a few months when you realise she's a bit of a cunt.
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>>52647189
Keeper should've saved it. Would've if he wasn't trying to be dramatic with the dive.
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>>52647268
She's D list
you'd probably get a backstage pass just for sticking around after a gig
>>
>>52647268
Same with Bjork, for me lad.
>>52647309
Polish.
>>
>>52647249
Do u care that shes dead?

Thats sad m8, tell you mother and her black bf I'm sorry for their loss
>>
everyone of fb got manchildren gifts
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Horribly depressed lads haha
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>>52645555
Roast/10
disgusting
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>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
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>>52647309
yes
yes
>>52647314
"no"
>>52647323
"no"
>>
>>52647335
Why would I?
>>
>>52647343
Whats not a manchild gift
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>any semblance of thought in this general is greeted with a fedorapost without even the decency to quote the author.
>>
>>52645555
>no bread sauce
>>
>>52647360
I'd like to cum on her diamonds
>>
>>52647372
socks
>>
Replaying clannad lads. Perfect way to fuck my christmas up
>>
>>52647360
she is a qt
>>
>>52647405
good band
>>
>>52647047
he tried to do a cheeky skill like this in the most recent clasico when madrid were already 4-0 down and ended up losing the ball really easily and i raged and nearly lost my shit

(madrid fan here)
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>>52647345
iktfb
>>
AND NOW MY HEART'S AT 120
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME WANT TO KILL YOU
>>
pretty drunk lads but there are three things i want to do:

>play vicky 2
>watch television with family
>SHITPOST
>>
>>52647405
You gonna watch 5 CenimetREs after, la?
Gotta go the extra METRE.
>>
>>52647398

>daliy essensials

Thats boring af 2bh, you might as well have got a litre of milk
>>
>>52647345
same
>>
>>52645108
>>52645108
>>52645108
>>
>>52647047
good post

its a massive shame he became a stat whore but you cant really blame him when he scores more goals then games played
>>
>>52647300
I need this to happen to me but with real women.
>>
>>52647455
thats a solid christmas to be honest
>>
Is this the best vidya song lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o
>>
>>52647345
Same, still got about three weeks to wait until I see the shrink for the first time. Hopefully I get put on antidepressants and they make me feel normal again.
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