Who /lonelychristmas/ here?
>going home from the gym
>the roads full of people having fun together
>couples walking around full of happiness
>youngsters wearing Santa clothing a going to some sort of Christmas party
>go back to my apartment, check my phone. 0 messages
>throw the gym bag on my bed then just on the couch
>unleash the longest sigh ever
>lie on the couch blank stare at the roof
>asking myself "what happened?"
Man have been alone without any social contact for around 5 months now, I feel its weight now robots.
How do you cope with lonely Christmas?
>gym is open on christmas
>going to gym on christmas
>>25238667
Yes the 24/24 gym is open on Christmas
My dad's ignoring me because I'm a disappointment.
I feel like jogging is the only thing that makes my heart beat.
I've never been in a relationship. It's like every girl uses me to get off quickly, make someone jealous or as an emotional tampon. I've never had a healthy interaction with a woman. I just get used.
I get nonstop made fun of by my friends at this point. It's not even banter anymore.
>>25238718
I know your feeling bro.
Trust me jogging will make you feel better, at least temporarily at least.
Me too I'm a failure with social anxiety, everyday I think about killing myself, but then I pussy out.
I curse the day when I was born because it is like someone put me here just to see me suffer.
Well, like I say in ever year-end" next year will be better"
Christmas morning, about 4:00 am where I live. I'm sitting here alone, drinking booze and watching old, home movies of my dead parents.
>>25238650
What you've described are parts from a highlight reel for those people's lives.
If you can't work around your situation you'll be eaten alive by your loneliness. Go do something productive, it'll take your mind off of it.
Always be doing something. Chill in some way, but never stop and keep thinking without doing something else. I had to sit still and make no noise for 8 hours. All I could do during that time was think. The weight of all that shit will pile on you in those moments where you have nothing to preoccupy yourself.
Just do something, anything. That's how I cope.
>>25238650
my story right here
>hanging out with dad and mom's friends
>67yo people, me 27yo
>brother chad tier, friend chad tier arrives the ship
>get in the room and courtains down
>me kind of drunk
>just flank and tryng to see what they are doing inside
>grab a boose and man up agains theyr door
>literally say this "gentlemen, may i join you in this silvermoon crishtmas?"
>they response "sir you are welcome, boose under the table"
>mfw they are snorting coke and got acid
>hanging in there with chads
>realize something i've never thought before, they see me like the dark lord keeper of the gates of family becouse im whealty but introverted
they respected me a lot, more than i'd thought
brother's chad friend was nervios as fuck in my presence, i say "chill man, im not the fbi" we drink beer and some drugs.
I cant believe that my look just creep the people so bad, i've reallized that i just look like the bad warlock at the top of the tower here, what the fuck i dont want to people be scared of me anymore, i just want to fit
>anyways if i didnt man up and nock theyr door probably end up the christmass alone
>>25238650
Who cares what happened? You got perfect solitude and an aptitude for training you're in there bro. You can unlock the Satsui no Hado don't fuck it up
>>25238650
>no decorations
>no snow
>no tree
>not getting anything
>suppose to be 75 degrees today
Didn't really want anything anyway, but I am jealous of other people getting shit for some reason, but Im pretty comfy today so there's a plus and I would rather have a peaceful boring non Christmas than a crappy chaotic Christmas
My mother died last month. Literally haven't had a conversation outside of work since. She was the only person that ever called me. Now my phone never rings.
Christmas is for normies anyway.
Ya same here OP. Bought a bottle of wine but forgot to buy a wine opener, so I spent Xmas eve without booze. Had to buy the opener today. The wine tasted great, though.
good thread/10
I have no hot water in my house
I must smell like shit.
Spending christmas alone sucks.
God knows if heating engineers work on boxing day tomorrow
>>25239204
Sorry man:(
You should get a dog
>>25240195
sorry man, if you give me your email maybe we can talk sometimes
>>25240399
Baby wipes, bro
>>25239204
the feels man, the feels...
merry xmas anon
>go home for Christmas against my better judgement
>get ill a few days beforehand
>still try to drag carcass 100s of miles to home
>pass out on train home
>wake up in hospital on Christmas eve
>still here
It's not lonely because there's a cool old dude in the bed next to me but it's still pretty shit.
>>25240470
>>25240533
I appreciate it, but really I just need to remind myself like this sometimes that it's easy to fall into a slump, but I should be thankful I have the memories I do at all. Some people out there never even knew their fathers, or their mothers, or were separated from their families in one way or another. It would be selfish to feel victimized, sure I feel sad, but it just makes me want to work harder knowing that they tried their best. It might be me talking out my ass, but sometimes getting a little depressed reminds you about what really matters in life.
>>25238650
Shit, if you think the lonely feels are bad during Christimas, just wait till New Years Eve. Every year I literally have to restrain myself from ending my life with a 9mm hollow point
>>25240861
pretty much this. i feel that new years eve is probably the time when most people are having sex at any given time
>>25238650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNwZ76wl4Lo
I don't. Always disliked the holidays, I prefer to treat them like any other day.
The only thing I like about this time of year is being able to look forward to summer, my favorite time of year.
Every time around May/June, I still get that "SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!" feeling, even though I'm31.
>>25241075
lol so the fuck what, you can have a great time without fucking someone you know
>>25241094
sorry for wanting to feel validated by another human being for the first time in my life
>>25241115
>tfw fucked a chick at the stroke of midnight on new years eve few years ago
it's over rated, vaginas are unpleasant
>>25241158
you know what's also unpleasant
spending new years alone infront of a computer jerking off because i don't have any friends to invite me out and i'm not going to be "that guy" who goes out all by himself
>tfw used to have a ton of fun on Christmas with my mom
>tfw she passed away almost 2 years ago
>tfw rest of my family hates me so lonely Christmas for now on
>tfw younger brother hates Christmas and is spending time with his gf
>tfw no more presents
This is the first Christmas ive been at home in 4 years.
My family are having Christmas dinner with the family next door, I'm hungover so decided I couldn't be bothered listening to a bunch of kids scream about Christmas and both families talk about SHIT
>>25241217
at least you have something to jerk off
I know that feel OP. I have nobody anymore except my family. It feels like shit having your only friends be your family and having to spend christmas with them.
>>25240195
I'm sorry man, my mum died 6 weeks ago as well. I know how it is
>>25240195
>you used to call me on my cellphone
Memes
>>25241217
>2015
>caring what others think
Just go out and have fun you fucking baby. Fucking hell.
>>25238650
Just woke up
Gonna go for a run
Make a salad
Lift weights while I watch Netflix
I watched the new mission impossible with my cat last night.
I've accepted my loneliness.
I did buy myself an x1 yesterday as a present, I work hard and deserve one desu.
Merry xmas, anon :)
>>25241217
sounds good to me
i regret greatly that i went to my parents with family for christmas and wish i was doing that instead alone
>>25241292
Under r8ted post
(desu tbqh original post)
>>25241540
Nothing wrong with this.
Used to buy myself something AND gift wrap it, open on Xmas morning.
>>25238650
>>going home from the gym
OP, I admire you, for your self-motivated focus on goals while the vacuous around you drift through life.
>>25241540
This is going to be me when I inevitably break up with my gf and become my robot self once more. What do you do for a living OP? Do you have any family who would like you to be home for Christmas? How old?
I'm home with family, but I'm still lonely because >tfwnogf to spend it with.
>>25238650
>that empty depressed feeling when I wake up knowing I have nothing going on today.. just like every other day, I just want to cry.
>>25242209
Almost 20
"Full time student"
Part time coffee pourer
My family and I don't get along. Not in the argue sense, but like we've actually tried to kill each other on multiple occasions. We don't interact and I was kicked out at 16.
No friends, no gf ever, just me and my cat.
I don't mind it.
I used to be jealous of families and couples, but I've tried the normie world, and we it's just not for me.I do have a date with an 11/10 underwear model in a few days tho
Why are you going to split with your gf?
>>25238650
Not me, but that's my plan for next year.
This year was shit:
>decide to go home for Christmas
>mom calls me a few weeks prior that aunts, uncles and cousins will be coming too
>literally 30 people coming
>although annoyed, I decide to get most of them gifts
>I spend hours picking out stuff and it cost me most of my savings
Long story short, I didn't get a single present from these guys. Nor did they much care for my presence and finally they left most of the gifts I got them behind when they left.
I'd rather spend Christmas alone than with these bastards.
>>25242443
studying what
>>25242535
Chemistry
But I'm dropping out
University isn't for me.
Gonna go to a cc and become a paramedic. Always thought they were the coolest emergency service.
>2 years + 1.5 years of advanced care
>Government mandated salary minimum of $75k
I'll have a cool hands on job, and make enough to live comfortably and enjoy my hobbies, maybe even try some high adventure stuff like sky diving or backpacking
>>25242599
I like you anon. Does being alone feature in your plans, or do you envisage unlocking girlfriendmode at some point?
>>25242492
You really shouldn't spend time with them. Wasn't it awkward all round when you gave them presents and had nothing to open yourself? Why do they hate you?
It's just me and my dad, then we go to some family friends.
I'm 30 with no gf or friends, so really fucking awkward. Still live at home.
>>25238667
>making people work on Christmas
Kill yourself
>>25238650
Go away fag. Being alone is betterbthan being surronded by stupid normies
>>25242713
Do you have a work? Or neet life? Not having a cat, just adopt one
>>25242642
I like you too ;)
Will I always be alone?
I hope so. I'm not a virgin, so I'm not really like most robots. I lost it to an escort, who was really nice and did it for free. Only ever been with one unpaid girl, and it was completely underwhelming.
If I do get the need for sex, I just see another escort and remind myself how overrated it is.
I've always been rejected by women and they've been nothing but mean to me, so I don't really care for a gf or a wife.
I also get sick of people REALLY fast, so I would hate to have this female just living around me 24/7
I hate kids, so I never want a family. And my father was an abusive asshole, so I'd also probably be a terrible father. Plus, e don't need my ugly and depressed genes ruining future societies.
Most I would like is a male friend to shoot hoops with or go to the movies (I hate going alone). But I'm fine with being alone.
Just me and my cat
>>25242443
Prove that she is so hot. Also, do you have a cat? Its name?
>>25241540
I share my cat with you anon. Can you share yours?
>>25242782
I'm a wageslave.
I think having a cat would make things even worse tbchwymrf (to be completely honest with you my robot family)
>>25242787
Care to share escort story. I had sex with gf, but have used several escorts when gf is not willing to fulfill sexual needs for me. I love to have sex with no condor with them even more when they request no condom with me and I jizz insode their pussies
>>25240170
South Florida senpai?
>>25242870
Not that Anon, but..
>South Florida reporting
Beautiful day huh?
>>25242903
I'm in Nevada for Christmas but I know what you mean. I like the 70 degree weather but I'm sick of it being 80. I'm tired of sweating every day in the middle of December
>>25238650
I consider starting to cut because of the events that transpired the previous night.
>>25242824
Aww your cat is so cute. Name?
Here's mine, her name is Claire
>>25243051
She is Leona. 5 years old.
>>25242858
>last year
>18 yo me
>on Zoloft so super horny
>can never cum from fap
>figure it's time I get me some sex
>0 success with women, so I guess I'll have to pay one lol
>someone on /b/ tells me about backpage
>don't have lot of money, and most are like 120 for the hh
>talk to one and she's super nice
>tells me her price is 120
>say sorry, can't afford, but thanks anyways
>she says she can do 80, but at like 8am or something
>tell her it's to lose my virginity
>she gets to really excited
>tells me we're gonna do it right
>not doing her incall location anymore, we're doing it at her house
>for free
>tells me to bring wine
>fuckyessssss
>day finally arrives
>get to her house nervous as fuck
>she welcomes me in
>has candles and soft lighting
>flowers and incense make the place smell amazing
>she takes my coat and we sit on her bed
>talk for a while and she gets to know Mr
>drink the wine I brought
>she shows me her kid's pictures, we talk a lot and she tells me about how she got into the biz etc
>she actually has a double degree in cs/business from my school
>she gives me some coke to try
>feels meh
>go outside and share a joint
>she let's me feel her up as we're talking on her balcony
>first kiss
>she says I have a romantic way about me
>laugh it off and we go back inside
>start kissing on the bed
>she takes my pants off and puts me dick in her mouth
>holy fuck
>she doesn't do bareback blowjobs for clients, but she says I'm not a client
>try and fug but the drug combination makes me limp
>she says it's ok and we just spoon and smoke more and talk and makeout
>eventually dick wakes up and we fuck
>doesn't make me use condom cus I'm clean as a whistle
>cum inside
>fuck 4 more times
>says she wants to keep seeing me for free
>says it's a weird arrangement, but she likes me
>she gives me a massage until I fall asleep
(cont.)
lonely christ-myth reporting in. Fortified with substances. Considering bhecoming a professional shitposter, asm a career. I may try to move this whole thing to another direction... the only gift I got was some cheese, summer sausage, and crackers, and chocolate, from a paralyzed war vet I work for for cheap. Kinda pathetic, yet I did enjoy the food. *Sausage was a bit too summer, if you know what i mean*
>>25239373
why is this so agonizing?
>have GAD
>can fuck around alone only for a couple of hours before the racing thoughts overwhelm me
>even on holidays or sundays
>have to do something "productive" or 'work' related to feel normal
>wake up today
>fuck around for half a day
>play vidya, drink wine
>now i will need antianxiety meds and caffeine/painkiller to get through christmas evening
what are those racing thoughts and why don't they stop?
>>25243290
Part 2
>wake up and she's in my arms
>awkwarrdly get up to use bathroom
>she makes breakfast and we talk and share another j
>drives me to class and kisses me before I leave ccar
She got back with her ex husband over the next few weeks and we agreed it was best for her and her kids.
20/10 best night of my life
She's also the only woman I legitimately respect, and she's a literal whore.
She quit the biz and got some tech job, so I'm happy she's moved on from that life
>>25242824
>>25243051
i love cats so much i just wish i didn't have cat allergies they are so cute ;_;
>>25243290
Inb4 std
>>25243290
I have also talked with regular stripper whore She feels more secure by me cause I do not hit her or humillate her like others. But yeah I fuck her and cum indide her. I know about her private lufe its kinda cool
>>25243311
This was an amazing success. Thanks for sharing. As a white knight I have a special place in my heart for whores with hearts of gold. I happen to prefer saving them, but it sounds like your golden whoreheart was more mutual. Still, loving whores is the best- in truth the only women you can trust / respect. That's why they called me "Captain Save-a-Hoe" once upon a time. You also ended it well, something I've never done. Merry christ-myth.
>>25239204
Damn. I don't know if it's anything, but hope you feel better. Stay strong, anon.
>woke up early
>fed cat
>dug out the remains of last night's pizza and a bottle of scotch
>gonna get hammered while I sit on /r9k/ and watch anime
>>25243311
Was good Was she 35 or what? Any pic of her. Its great when you have chemistry with a whore everything is better
>>25243290
If so content with your lot, why Zoloft??
>>25238650
it doesn't even feel like christmas, it didn't snow at all in my city this year.
>>25243361
Nah, we're both clean
I get tested anytime I see an escort
>>25243469
Share your cat bro
>>25243390
It's a pretty cool thing, knowing someone in the sex trade.
Oldest profession in history or something like that
>>25242787
I get it senpai
>>25243558
Picture's about 6 months old.
>>25243484
She was 29, ad said 25 lel
Only lewd pic some grainy shot
I have her on Facebook, but I don't wanna risk her getting doxxed by some loser.
She's no goddess, she has stretch marks from pregnancy and kinda flat pancake tits, but she was still hot to me
>gym
Get the fuck out of here, normietrash
>>25243552
I have barebacked girls of one night, whores, strippers, escorts, gfs, etc... after they get to be trusted its ok to have wild hot raw sex. Several girls agree that latex irritate their vagoo and you have more sensitive by being able to fuck in ghe natural way. So yeah, fuck std and condors
>>25243523
Was on Zoloft cus I nosedived in last year of high school.
Was desperate for anything, and doctor pillstein was making it rain Zoloft scripts.
Worst medicine ever, literally a poison.
Gave me serotonin syndrome on 2 occasions, ramped up suicidal thoughts, permanent nerve damage, and 2 aneurysms.
But it still didn't kill me.
Zoloft is a sick joke.
Now I'm on wellbutrin cus my new doc says it's mainly a winter depression. This drug has like 0 downsides, besides insanely vivid and crazy dreams
>>25243609
All what she did was truly cute heartwarming and of course you also did your best. Of course its bot a great intimacy but for a moment both share some intimacy that is better than nothing. Thats is why I fuck my regular girl from time to time
>>25243633
Have you been to /fit/? So many virginal robots go to the gym but are in every other respect like r9k-dwelling pepes
>>25243606
Is a big cat
>>25243698
He's actually pretty runty but I'm not gonna harass him for a new picture while he's sleeping. When I got him he was 6 months old and, just to prove I could, I cut the top off a pepsi can and put him inside it. Not sure exactly how old he is now, I lost count somewhere in there. At least 14.
>>25243647
Part of me doesn't care about STDs
I don't plan on ever getting a partner or having kids.
But on the other hand, it'd probably be an easier life without them.
If I'm seeing a cheap girl , I'll wrap it up. If she's expensive, she knows I'm not paying to stick a rubber dick in her
>>25243698
FOR YOU
ORIG
>>25238650
>alone with my nonexistant waifu
>too depressed this year to even participate in /a/ Christmas thread
I just want to go to sleep an never wake up. Is that so much to ask?
>>25243684
Happy for you and your regular
Do you still pay? Or is she a little more flexible about that?
I've tried other escorts, but the young ones are dumb and the old ones are just shells of humans.
I'm thinking about seeing this milf one. Always been attracted to older women anyways
>>25243740
Apparently it is, been hoping that for three years now. Who is your waifu?
>>25243740
Oy vey!
Life is a gift, you ungrateful goyim!
>>25241514
>Just go out and have fun
>Just have fun
seriously fuck off
If you don't have it you don't need it
If you want it go get it
>>25238650
I feel very distant this Christmas day.
>hanging in the cave fapping to some prime clop
>knock on the door its my whore grandma
>tell her to come in while my dicks still out for Lels
>she screams and hobbles away
>I chase after her hooting and karate chopping her back
>bitch has a senior moment and falls down the stairs
>breaks her arm
>dad calls an ambulance and mom takes away my bionicles for a week
>cry for an hour
>realize that as a man going my own way I can't expect shit from the normal cuck drones of the matriarchy
>make this thread while sharpening my katana
Fuck Christmas and all other forced fun holidays, if I wanted forced fun I'd go back in time and get drafted as a tower Guard at Auschwitz.
>family lives two states over
>driving to see them
>having major anxiety about it
>About 400 miles left as of last night
>told them car broke down
>told I'm getting it towed back to where I live and can't make Christmas
I ended up staying in a hotel 6. Woke up this morning all alone. Currently sitting in a Starbucks in any town USA watching all the happy families coming in for their Christmas lattes and mochas. I'm going to hit the road again soon. Should be home in about 3 hours. Going to play fallout and drink the bottles of wine I bought for my mom and sister?
>>25243609
Well can you blur her eyes?
>>25243843
Any good sites for clop?
I'm just starting to get into it
Gave up on normie porn
>>25243774
This beautiful girl who I will never embrace.
>>25242802
I would post pic, but some faggot hacked my okc and tried to fuck up my chances with her. Can't risk it, hombre
My cat's here>>25243051
>>25240861
>9mm
enjoy living with brain damage
>>25243868
I did something similar one year, just couldn't manage. Yeah get drunk on that wine and get /comfy/.
>>25243885
iktf. I'll never embrace mine either. ._.
>>25238650
Got a fuckton of Chinese food and I'm watching The Revenant and some other movies that my friend downloaded and have to me, feelin' pretty fuckin good guise
people are actually *complaining" about being lonely?
sitting at the dinner table with 8 other normies and then going through the opening presents ceremony while people take selfies and laugh merrily
>>25239204
I felt tears well up anon you will always have us.
>>25243773
I just pay dinner and drinks. No charge. She has used bunny suit for me along microthongs. But I tip her sometimes just 30 USD or buy some basic groceries for her kids. Of course its just easy pussy but we kiss talk walk by hands etc. Yes I still her and its good for both
my festive spirit has been gone ever since i had to wipe the shit out of my disabled dad's crack right after the post-christmas breakfast
anyone else taking care of relatives here? how will i ever make my hands feel clean again?
most of the morning just thinking about things I could have been doing if I had a girlfriend around
man, this is stupid
>>25243880
>>>/trash/
No really.
>>25242736
Later on, I'm going to order a food delivery from my mate's house and I'm not even going to tip the driver.
>do all nighter on a bunch of adderall
>plan was just to have a a nice daytime nap on christmas
>forgot about some dumb turkey dinner my parents are making me go to
>hour drive away hosted by their 50 year old friends
>tell them im not going
>they get really upset
>rant about "you dont spend enough time with the family" shit
>dad threatens to cut the internet off after midnight every day from now on, as if threatening me will make me want to go (im 20)
felt good making my parents upset, also all they got me was a pair of pajamas so it feels even better
When I'm dead I might get a GF
When I was working 6 nights a week and wanted socializing with the convenience of ordering Chinese food,I found Second Life.
Yes,it has a steep learning curve.Yes,its filled with deviants and weirdos. But,its also interesting and sometimes wonderous,a haven for the creative and also filled with a higher quality of folk who have dared to try somethingother than facebook.
And spent a Christmas or two there...it helped not feeling alone.
>>25243959
>Taking selfies
I'm sorry you're descended from plebs anon
>>25244052
>i had to wipe the shit out of my disabled dad's crack
no bidget m8?
>>25244328
the worst part is when your siblings both have their other halves with them, im the eldest and the only one that has never brought someone home for christmas
>>25244494
Just wait until your parents ask if you are gay.
>>25242736
Working on Christmas by choice getting paid double to sit around and do nothing health.com Christmas is no work
>>25244582
Just wait until you are gay
>>25243806
U can fun with us in rk9
>>25244613
Office left early durimg 23rd. We dont work neither 24 and 25
>family thinks I ruined christmas
>went out to eat last night
>mom outright said I couldn't discuss any politics with my dad
>this is due to my 26 year old sister turning into a huge child when someone disagrees with her and she will in seconds make a scene, cry, get angry, the works
>this is retarded as my father and I can discuss politics forever with no one getting riled up, even if we disagree, as we are both politically minded. My sister in fact likes to jump in and ruin it and then run away as though she were the victim
>of course they don't say she does that, but they know she does
>on the way out my mom gets on my case for 'not opening the door for her'
>I tell her if she wants equality as a woman, she shouldn't expect entitlements for her gender because that means having power over the other person
>mother makes a scene in the car
>beta white knight father goes out of his way to justify my mother and sister's actions and does mental gymnastics on why I'm always wrong
>insult his manhood and tell him to put his foot down to a woman once in awhile
>he flips out in the car
>we all go home
>mother and sister crying to appear as victims, yadda yadda
>big argument
>says he'll kick me out (never does)
>go to my room and listen to 2 hours of Elliot Rodger's manifesto
>go to sleep
>wake up and I haven't heard anyone open presents or do anything
My father is such a wimp. My mother is an idiot and my sister is a womanchild. It's embarrassing that my father endorses their behavior.
>>25244757
*on the way out of the restaurant
>>25244757
A big man all on his own there.
>>25244202
sauce... saber?
>>25244757
And this is why women should not be allowed to vote. It's all about muhfeels with them, not facts and logic.
>>25244757
Sorry friend. I know to some degree what it's like to live with males (I won't sully the term 'men') who encourage the woman-as-child mentality.
Double-legged my uncle onto the fucking driveway last year for it. His daughter was repeatedly abusing me and I told her to stop. She continued, I said I would "smack the wax out her ears so you can fuckin hear me, cunt". Everyone flips out because actually called out the spoiled Princess cunt.
We get out of the car, Uncle takes a swing, I dive in and take him down, he hits the concrete like the sack of pussy he is, knocked the wind out of him. Still on top, I get in his face and say "never again cunt. Never."
No one said shit after that.
>Wrestling and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu ftw
>walk to gym at 5 am
>starts storming while i'm there
>scared of lightning cuz /pussy/
>trapped there for 4 extra fucking hours
>jerk off in locker room
>walk home
>play Just Cause 2
>shitpost
I would honestly rather be lonely that another year of fucking retarded family politics.
Everyone smiles but behind it they all hate each other anyway.
Sixth Christmas in a row I've spent alone. Used to it now
>>25244773
God that sounds painful. Are you all educated? I'm sure this shit doesn't happen in the working class.
>>25244757
>>go to my room and listen to 2 hours of Elliot Rodger's manifesto
My sides
>>25245239
Fuck is pathetic
>>25245144
the funny thing is that you're the bad guy as you bust it out and verbally describe what's going on.
All you're doing is vocally articulating what everyone knows is true.
For some reason this is disturbing to the Normie, and it will lash out, sometimes violently, when called out.
Sorry some of you had shit Christmases, heres an old timey Christmas song called Greensleeves.
I know I'm not very good and sound quality sucks, I hope you guys still like it though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K4nORqn8DA
>>25240399
Just take a cold shower instead of smelling like a pig.
Maybe if you smiled people wouldn't think your a pedophile...
>>25244757
I really can't tell when people are being serious anymore on here. If this is true, you are a massive cunt
>>25244625
Chuckled
bloxreturnoftheroblox
>>25245362
merry christmas!
blox probably
>>25245771
Merry Christmas m8!
Bloxxo
>be 13
>mom, dad, and sister killed by drunk driver
>no grandparents, aunts, uncles, or cousins
>be angsty pissed off teenager who gave foster parents a rough time
>in and out of foster homes and group homes for 5 years
>be 24 now
>severe loneliness every holiday
>always hope a friend will invite me to their family's Christmas or Thanksgiving
>they never do
Merry christmas to all the lonely robots alone these hollidays. I'm thinking of you and wish i could have you all at my place. Just remember that you aren't alone. You have us.
>>25245946
Jesus christ, so sorry to hear about that. Wish i could have invited you. Perhaps you can go to those shelters having dinners etc on christmas eve? Or put an add in the newspaper saying you'd like someone to celebrate christmas it, i know it sounds stupid but i think it would work out.
>>25246004
Would you let s blackbot come over?
>>25246042
Yes, i always wished i had a black friend. But i have none.
>>25246071
If you live in Canada, I'll be your black friend
>>25246139
I live in Norway unfortunately. But if you have steam i'd gladly add you there.
>>25240399
Just take a could shower you degenerate
I have this weird feeling that I want a child to love at the age of 24.
I feel like that's the only thing that will make me happy for a long time. I don't even enjoy christmas no more. I'd rather enjoy it with my own child opening their presents.
>>25240861
That's just retarded though familia. It's perfectly acceptable to hang out with strangers on New Years, just go to a fucking parade or something. Christmas and thanksgiving hurt the most because it makes you realize nobody loves you,
>>25243311
well that was a 1 in a million escort encounter, congrats, you lucky bastard
>yfw you realised the secret is to be more smug and give less of a shit
>>25244582
this happened to me week ago....
>>25243926
>watching The Revenant
this is already on pirate sites? it just opened in theaters today i think
>>25246508
>ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO
FREE BOBBY
>>25238650
>live in Ireland
>be alone
>everything is closed today, even the pubs
>stocked up on drink yesterday and have spent the day getting drunk
>will probably pass out by 12
Feeling absolutely miserable today. The beer is doing nothing, might have to switch to vodka to get some kind of buzz
>>25239204
If I was capable of crying I'd shed a tear.
>>25245362
nice job, anon, always loved that tune, merry christmas!
>>25244757
You can't stop being a angst-ridden edgleord little bitch for one fucking day? Of course you ruined their evening by being antagonistic and insulting, when you could have chosen to keep the peace. Do you bully other people too, or just your family because you know you can get away with it?
>>25246042
Why not? Most of 4chan racism is a meme.
>>25246463
It's easily the best thing that ever happened to me
I sometimes think I might have just imagined the whole thing, cus nothing good happens to me.
Maybe it was the universe paying me back for all the shit I've taken
>>25244582
Most parents are gonna ask if you are gay because they don't know if you are gay, and can't figure out why you dont have a gf. They just assume because you aren't seeing girls you might not be not interested in girls, and may not realize you just have zero game and are a complete social retard.
They also probably want to signal that it's okay if you are gay, they will still love you and they just want you to be happy, and may be worried that you don't know that and you might be stressed out about what your parents reaction would be.
>>25246761
I wish
I just had some girl say she thinks I'm cute but she won't go out with me, cus she thinks I'll beat her up cus I'm black.
Virgin 4 lyf3
>>25245349
Do you go into movies and stand up to explain to everyone that they are just watching special effects, or that the story is totally made up and really doesn't make sense when you examine it closely?
>>25246751
>>25245571
>>25245239
>>25245239
it's actually because I'm constantly bullied by my mother and my sister is given a free pass by both her and my father.
Whenever I try to improve myself or talk about something that is interesting, my mother will insult me and praise herself. It helped make me insecure growing up I'm sure and now I'm the bad one for standing up for myself. Rather, she'll actually just praise herself and say something along the lines of "why aren't you like this?"
I've been trying to improve myself through different means and she always tries to belittle me and insult me every step of the way. She often comes home and without saying a greeting, insults me right off the bat. She also does this to my sister and father as well.
>sister comes home a few days ago from a long day at work
>comes to eat with us
>my mom immediately starts talking down to her and asking her questions to make her feel bad about where she is in life
>I step in and go "Please. Just let her eat. She just came home."
another instance where I first started gaining weight for weight training my mother every day kept calling me fat and insulting me even though I wasn't fat.
Around christmas last year, when I came home at 10pm from a long day at work, she just kept calling me fat and insulting me. No hello, no how was work. Just insults.
Elliot Rodger was also bullied by his mother so I was interested in finally listening to the audiobook
so no, I'm not an edgelord. My mother is a terrible person who is unrestrained by my father.
>>25238650
I love coming to r9k to remind myself how shitty my life could actually be and realize i have it pretty damn good
>>25247156
>Whenever I try to improve myself or talk about something that is interesting, my mother will insult me and praise herself
Example?
>Elliot Rodger
>no, I'm not an edgelord
Amazing
>tfw no male relatives to relate to because every woman in my family has divorced her husband for 4 generations
>tfw female relatives will never know how this feels
>>25246963
How is that analogous to calling people out on their fakery that bubbles just under the surface? Particularly when they're trying to shame you for not participating.
>>25239561
You type like someone with a mental illness.
>>25247242
>tfw they treat your sisters like humans and they treat you like a broken toy they're obligated to not discard
I always think about my parents. As a kid, they always hosted our family at their house for Christmas. Everyone was so loving and joyous and whatnot. Flash forward to 2008, My cousin killed my aunt, mom and dad, which absolutely shattered our family from top to bottom. As an only child, the last 8 Christmas's have been so fucking dull. The world has forgotten about me and I'm not sure if I'm still alive. Like, I died with my parents and this is my hell
>>25239561
if you want to fit in, change your look, sounds like you might be able to. you could even tell your brother you are sick of being a robot and ask for advice as to what would make you more normal looking and approachable.
if you don't want to fit in, then fuck it.
>>25247242
I know it.
How's it going so far? Are you with them today?
>>25247289
that's deep
>>25246528
it's a DVD quality screener for awards season.
I haven't watched it yet, binging on MMA right now.
>be me
>29 years old
>all family/friends are over 2000 miles away
>wake up around 10am in shitty apt
>upstairs neighbor is blasting terrible Christmas music
>guess I gotta find somewhere to go today
>decide on the movies
>no car
>nearest theater is 2 miles away
>look at what's playing
>no Hateful Eight
>no Revenant
>fuck, I guess I'm watching Star Wars
>walk to theater
>customers lined-up out the door
>next 2 showings for Star Wars sold out
>start to walk home
>notice cars in the Buca Di Bepo parking lot
>fuck I hope they have a bar
>they do
>$7 for a Sam Adams, Jesus Christ
>now sitting at the bar, debating how much money/time I want to waste here
>will be asked hundreds of time over the few days at work "how was your Christmas?"
>>25247444
>$7 for a Sam Adams, Jesus Christ
plus tip
>>25247555
>plus tip
That's my favorite part
I just laugh my ass off as I leave
>>25247389
No, we did Christmas last night and I had to carry every conversation. I was so relieved when I got home and spent 10 straight minutes looking at my waifu pic related and wondering why I couldn't spend christmas with her instead
>Is jewish
>half the family isn't
>forced to sit through 6 hour christmas dinner
>"do you want to go to church anon?"
>I'm an adult now so I don't get gifts
>all the chinese restaurants are closed here
I want to go back home and eat fake chinese food with my other heathen pals fuck
>>25247652
I gotta addendum this shit
I love them but it's like my sister sits there despondent because she's been doted on all her life and thinks she's better than us. My Mom, despite including me in the Holiday, directed everything I said to her back to my sister who she prefers vastly despite never having accomplished more than me in life.
I just miss my dad and wish he wasn't underground for one Christmas.
>>25247764
Your mother is a narcissist with deep seated resentment towards you. Cut her out of your life.
>>25239204
.......I <3 love <3 you anon.
>>25248058
Wowzas!
That girl is absolutely smoochable.
>>25248058
Camwhoring attentionwhore pls go
All I want for christmas is for you to be hanging from a rope.
>Christmas actually going good for once
>Dutch oven.jpeg
>get call from her
>got in fight with father, he smashed all her gifts and she's in her room crying
>talk to her, calm her down
God anon youre the only good thing in my life, your cute, cook, do archery, your feminist, your like the full package. I wish we could be together. (Long distance)
>immediate contrarian
>not that feminist
>suck at archery
>too poor to cook anymore
>ugly as fuck
>she gets sad again, crying more
I just wanted to be happy for a half hour, can't you ever not argue about everything
>hangs up
>won't answer me
Hour later
>other aunt comes and gives me a hundred dollars for doing so well in school
>she doesn't know I almost failed 3 of my classes, not gonna be able to graduate with honors anymore
>realize this is my first contact all break
>realize I'm a friendless loser
>realize I'm an outcast
>realize all I do is hurt the people who care about me
I wish I could have one happy day.
I feel no better than I did last year.
Please kill me.
>>25248194
Thank you anonbot :)
Fuck Christmas.
Fuck the people who expect that you'll get something for them. You aren't getting shit. If I'm not getting myself anything why the fuck do you think you're getting anything? Fuck the people who gift you tacky or useless shit. What the hell am I going to do with a T-Shirt from Peru? I've never been to Peru. Fuck Peru.
Fuck the people who are exceptionally kind on Christmas. The fact that there needs to be a holiday for you to go out of your way for someone just shows that you're a shitty person. I don't want your false kindness.
Fuck the traditions. Fuck the claymation movies. Fuck the trees, wreaths, and garlands. Fuck Christmas songs and the radio stations that decide to play them non-stop before Thanksgiving decides to roll around.Fuck Rudolph, Frosty, and all the other bullshit characters who server no other purpose but to affirm that family and friendship will save you (despite the likely scenario that the opposite is true).
Fuck mandatory holidays. The world doesn't stop because of this shit, mail still needs to be shipped, servers still need to be running, groceries still need to be bought. If I want to go to the fucking library then be open.
Fuck everything. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this edgy post you're too lazy to read and I'm too unoriginal to make interesting beyond adding a lot of 'fuck's.
>>25248225
Oh course I'm attentionwhoring, I'm all alone on Christmas.
>>25239204
keep your head up anon, stay strong
>>25238650
Honestly. I'd rather that than having family over for 14 hours, pretty much ignoring you.
And the one time they talk to you, they pay you out for never having a girlfriend and a "low income" job etc
>>25247652
>>25247764
Women's Princess complex is usually only mentioned in regard to dating and mating, but it even permeates their non-sexual relationships.
They are the most boring people imaginable, but you're the failure for not entertaining them every moment of every day.
Fucking single celled bacteria have more agency than these dumb cunts.
>>25244757
Man I hate women so much I wish they would just disappear. If God created women because we were lonely as the bible says then I wish he would take back this retarded emotional creation. The world would be a better place without their presence.
>>25248293
Or like archea or virii (viruses for all you normies) or prions!!!!!!
>>25248282
Mike Tyson once said, ``Never kill yourself.`` I think that`s pretty good advice. I`m not just jerking you around either, I think that`s sound advice.
>>25248436
its good advice. he never killed himself once, and look how successful hes become.
>>25248534
Propeter hoc ergo post hoc!!!!!!
>>25248558
It's Latin for 'Never kill yourself'
>>25247444
>buca di beppo
>7$ for a fucking sam adams
Do you live in NYC or something?
Solution, inb4 normie
>Get a dog.
>Hang out with a homeless person, treat them to a drink.
>Volunteer at Christmas - a time of year busy A/F - you'll probably meet a lot of people.
>Talk to people in an online chat, anonymous or otherwise - better than nothing, better than an imageboard.
Or just do what you want. I'm not alone this Chirstmas, but I expect I will be in future years. I'm content in my solitude (it's an efficient way to live), although I do sometimes get lonely. I'd probably turn to one of the things I suggested above, in the instance that I felt lonely, and then retreat back to my cave come the new year.
Most of my 'friends' only talk to me when they want something. Go figure - which is why I don't go out of my way to spend time with people.
>>25248263
So what kind of panties are you wearing?
>>25240195
my dad died last week, it hurts
>>25241079
>not being australian and having christmas in summer
casual
>>25248558
carmen diem!!!
>>25243015
anything you'd like to get off your chest, anon?
>>25239204
Shit, man. I would drink with you bro. We could watch my gremlins box set.
>parents left for Florida yesterday with little sister
>going to spend the next few months down there
>brother and his gf left for Colorado today to go skiing for a few weeks
I went home last night after we did our Christmas thing to an empty home. Ended up driving over an hour to bang a hooker in my car. Haven't done shit today. I passed out on my couch last night watching South Park and I love spent a total of 30 minutes cleaning my house and it's still messy. I haven't even showered today and it's 530. Just going to shower and hop on the couch for a few hours to watch some movies. I hope McDonalds opens up in a little bit.
>>25248767
W-where can I find such a chatroom that accepts Anonbots?
>>25245946
Listen fag stop being a cunt. Just kill youself you dont need pity ftom anyone
>>25246004
We dont need anyone fag
>>25249281
You need us.
>>25246220
>could
why did this make me laugh?
>>25249364
robots take a could shower, real men take a can shower
>>25249312
Nope mate. We are here all egoists cunts
>>25249585
Yes but we can be it together.
>>25249502
Wow this is the worst line ever heard
>>25244308
Is that second life?
>>25238718
Get the fuck out normalfag.
At least girls want to use you sexually.
I'm either ignored, attacked for no reason or all (random outbursts of meanness directed at me at work and school), or hated (by my mom).
>>25249593
Even when people can have jobs, money,gf or wives plues lovers and whores... we are in the end selfish living entities
>>25246667
Where in Ireland faggot?
I WISH I HAD 200 SUBSCRIBERS
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGameMasterTGM
> had a dream last night that I was cuddling and kissing my oneitis
> wake up in the middle of it
> cry for a bit before getting out of bed for Christmas morning
>>25244052
what you're doing for your father is what this holiday is really about. I too care for a relative. It's not easy, but try to remember how much it means to them.
>>25244052
>how will i ever make my hands feel clean again?
Use a cloth or paper towels next time
>>25247156
How old are you, anon? I'd move out of that abusive environment asap. Get a job and save then be rid of these people.
I was going to post in the thread about how lonely I am, but the truth is there are people willing to spend time with me, despite the autism. Sure, I'm still a kissless virgin and none of would want anything to do with me past a drunken hook up, but they're technically here, so I'm disqualified from the pity party.
>be me, old fag
>no family left
>few common interest friends
>few people i chat with at work
>no desire for additional people getting in the way
>live life through a routine that yields positive results
>treat chrismas day like any other weekend day
>cooked big breakfast: bacon, eggs, toast, grilled tomato, little sausages, beans
>did some chores around the house, nice day so yard work
>drove into hills, enjoyed mountain biking on empty trails all day.
>get home, wash car and bike then self
>open fancy beer (brewdog abstrakt 19) and play a bit of vidya
>cook chicken, roast veggies, some greens and drink a few more beers
>watch nightmare before Christmas
>sleep
that was my yesterday anons
>>25250498
Is this your channel????
>>25238650
Marathon comfy city building games while listening to music. The day passed quite nicely.
>>25242858
>lonely robots share lonely stories
>that fucking normie who comes here just to brag
Seriously you are lowest of the scum
My dad spent the entire day at home getting shitfaced and sleeping instead of going to our two family parties. In the morning when my mom went to give him the Christmas gift she bought he told her to leave him alone because he was busy on the computer. Later when my mom gave me their gift I asked if he actually went out to get it with her and she said no.
He yelled at my mom for going to her family's party in the morning because she didn't tell him about it first, even though it's at the same time at the same place every year. He did the same thing when we got home about the party on his side.
My sister refuses to give him the gift we bought for him unless he goes to pick it up, because she's pissed that he didn't bother going to see his grandson on his first Christmas. He also missed out on meeting my cousin's fiancee for the second time (since he didn't bother with Thanksgiving either). My uncle/his older brother who's currently out of state also proposed to his gf and she messaged everyone online to let us know, so he didn't see that either because he hates social media.
My dad is a fucking robot and I hate it.
>>25238650
loneliness hitting like a ton of bricks, really wish it wasn't this way, not being alone but feeling alone. I'd do anything for companionship from either a girl or a dog, neither are possible, one for lack of social life or worth, the other because I'm a NEET shut-in manchild who has been forbidden from getting a pet.
>>25244757
>>25247156
Your mom needs to know her place (she thinks she is alpha) and that is it (she is worthless). Your dad needs to know his place too and get what beta males deserve (he is worthless).
Your sister is also worthless and needs to know her place. Since all of them are majorly brainwashed, I do not see any change happening, even if you were to enforce it.
>What to do:
Your best bet is to ignore them 100% and pretend they do not exist (it ruins people). You giving a reply tells them that they have power over you and it makes them think they have won (they have a warped sense of logic). If you ignore them completely, then they can never win, due to they are getting absolutely no emotional response from you. It gets to them very bad, so they will begin to pick on each other, due to they cannot get to you anymore (they will devour themselves). Try it, and watch your mom, sister, and beta dad fall apart. It works every time, then what you need to do with all of that extra time, due to ignoring them is do something else (anything you choose or find a hobby).
You need to not partake in anything with them as well. They will hate themselves more than they already do.
>>25255093
>My dad is a fucking robot and I hate it.
Holidays, marriage, children, etc. are all worthless, so he is not missing out on anything. Keep being a brainwashed idiot.
>>25255664
>Holidays, marriage, children, etc. are all worthless, so he is not missing out on anything.
The only thing he does is drink and make my mother's life a living hell, if you think marriage and kids are pointless it's his fault for choosing that path in the first place.
>>25255618
If they ever get physical with you, then defend yourself, but other than that you give them zero attention. Do not even look directly at them, but make sure you know where they are positioned, so if they ever try to attack you physically.
>>25255719
>it's his fault
No, it is your mother's fault too. She enables him to drink and does not care enough to stop him.
>>25255719
I can immediately tell that you have very bad mommy and daddy issues.
>>25248225
Bruh, she did it to be nice to a lonely Anon. In any other situation you would be right,
>>25255741
I don't think there's much she can do about it when we're at the point when he drinks as soon as he gets out of work, while he's on the road. By the time he gets home he just throws the dinner she cooks into the trash and goes into his room.
>>25255772
I don't have any problems with my mother, she has a decent job and does the majority of work around the house. My father has been an alcoholic for years and it's obviously started to take a toll on his mental state.
>>25255856
>I don't have any problems with my mother
You may think that, but deep down you do. Your mother not leaving you father is most likely ruining your family.
>>25255936
Probably, but he told her he'd kill himself if they ever got a divorce.
>>25255978
She needs to do it anyway and not care.
>>25239835
Yeah, its quiet over here, all the students have gone home for the holidays, so it's very nice.
>>25242736
the fury of the wagekek
>>25238650
Why didn't you prepared in advance and start dating with the help of okcupid. It's not like 1980 anymore and you don't live in a small village
>>25240470
>Get dog to alleviate suffering and crushing weight of loneliness after the loss of parents.
>Dog dies.
>tfw the highlight of my christmas was re-watching toradora for the fifth time
The only person i talked to today was the guy at the weed store and it was about 2 sentences.
I did shitpost today though so I guess that eases a bit of the loneliness.
Merry Xmas to my west coast and Hawaii robos before it hits midnight.
I posted in wrong thread blahhhh
>>25251889
Good for you oldfag. How old are you? Did you ever have a female or a family?
>>25251889
I want this life
A life free of roasties and normies
Just enjoying nature, vidya, good food, and solitude
