Are you more of a tits guy or more of an ass guy?
tits, asses are exclusively for pooping
>>25241425
As far as shaving the carrot is concerned, im more of an ass guy. Though i've never really tested that in real life. A true patrician appreciates all aesthetic female features.
such a stupid normie question
why not both? and why not like the whole package + foot fetish extra?
>>25241454
But the original greek "patricians" were mostly homos.
Both, and my god these are a glorious pair of tits, even with the brown nips.
>>25241495
She's one of my Asian fucktoys, I love her tits so much
>>25241541
Her ass blox
>>25241425
Tits I guess, though I like small ones just as much.in truth i'm a neck guy
>>25241425
dick guy desu
>>25241541
You're smashing that? nice man. Her tits are so perky.
I appreciate them in similar ways. Tits and asses don't have to be big in order to look nice, its the shape that usually counts, but I think asses typically benefit more from size. One difference is that squats can at least give the illusion of a nice ass, so I guess in that sense nice tits are slightly more rare / special.
Overall though, I like ass.
>>25241566
No webm of her ass?
>>25241425
Tits asses penis vagina, all good senpai
>>25241425
Tits of course, I'm not a nigger
not much beats a nice pair of clothed, supported tits
but naked? ass takes it yo
too many tits look nice in a bra and then sag or flop or are generally unaesthetic as fuk when freed
Face guys unite. We've been ostracized for far too long.
#justForFaceGuys
>>25241609
that's because they're fake. She probably used to be an A or B-cup, that's why her nipples are aimed like anti-aircraft guns.
>>25242123
Face guy for sure here too. When it comes to body, it's neither tits nor ass, it's thighs and hip/waist ratio. When it comes to asses and tits, shape >>>>>>>>>> size any day of the week. I'd much rather have a chick with a flat chest and ass but a real waist and hips than a rectangular box with ballons on it.
>>25241468
Patricians were Roman you fucking cuck
Tits are for horny teenagers, ass appreciation comes with age
Don't get me wrong I like tits, but ass is clearly superior
>>25242107
>talks about body parts that look better clothed
>is an assman
pretty ironic seeing that most asses look 100x better clothed cause naked ones have mad cottage cheese
>>25241425
>brown nips
DISGUSTING
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>>25242276
This is true for tits AND ass.
Both also have the issue of looking shitty if a girl dresses classy, or makes her look like a slut if she shows them off.
I like waists, hips, and thighs because a girl with them can look attractive and pure at the same time when clothed, and they don't look worse when she's naked.
>>25242238
Sure thing Jamal
Feet and toes reporting in
>he doesn't exclusively like skinny women's armpits
I'm more of a leg guy
>>25241566
How did you pull that?REEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO
>>25241425
I am more of a lonely guy. I have neither thouched nor seen ass or breast for the last 6 years. How is that? I don't even know what I prefer, I am so much hungry for any of this... It is like asking a thirsty guy in the middle of nowhere/desert- which is your favourite whisky brand? That is not even humane.
>>25242552
Ever heard of quitcha?
Quitcha bitchin, faggot.
>>25241425
prefer nothing over fake tits like that.
Ass. I liked tits more when I was younger
>>25241425
Tits. I'm white.
I like both, but butts poop and the worst thing tits do is sweat, so if I had to choose, it'd be tits
I'm more of a big guy
>>25241425
Tits, asses are for niggers.
>>25241425
I like it all, i lie and say i'm one or the other depending on who i'm with and what they have. But really, i love lips. Nice full lips with a nice color. I'd take it over a nice ass or huge tits any day
fuck this shit makes me so fucking angry. I understand that the "ass is better than tits" used to be a really funny meme here but some fucking normies took it literally and exported this it into the real world. Now niggers with huge asses (kim kardasin) are the ideal of beauty
>>25243286
But memes are fun
I'm an "any woman that'll give me a chance" kind of guy. Anything else and you're a normie that should leave.
>>25243286
I just want to stick my face in a huge ass, boobs are a shit tier meme ass is patrician.
You can fuck them, squeeze them, lick them, finger them, fist them, eat em, smell them, etc
Boobs you can only touch em and get milk from them (not all the time)
>>25241585
Mmm those slender, pristine necks that some women have. And the clavicles. Whoa mama.
>>25243504
Haha epic meme friend-o! YOU are SUCH le ROBOT9001 (ITS OVER 9000) hahaha
>>25242530
it's a fuckdoll
literally
he bought it from a store that sells life size dolls that you fuck
>>25243524
that's whats up right there
>>25243539
b-but it's moving in OP
I'm confused
>>25242226
Also mega homos.
>there are people that like one and not the other
gaaaaaaaay
>>25241425
Yes, boobs are awesome.
emma is probably my top neckfu
>>25243286
Asses are becoming the norm for beauty because of the shift in racial demographics. Blacks and Latinos prefer butts. White guys prefer boobs.
Less white guys now, more latinos.
>>25242530
I'm white. Asian pussy literally belongs to white dick.
>>25243745
how much do you make to pull these girls?
Why don't you guys post a real woman? Look at Taylor Swift, her body is...
BUILT FOR SEX
The question is do you like big boobs or do you like BIG boobs?
>>25243850
>tfw you want to suck milk out of giant cowtits like that
>tfw you want her to call you a good boy and to drink up while doing it
>tfw this makes you a supreme beta so it's not really ever gonna happen
>>25243947
That doesn't make you a supreme beta. In fact it would be pretty damn alpha to pull it off.
>>25243947
I also want to call her "mommy" while I drink her delicious milk.
>>25243969
It makes you look like a beta in her eyes.
>>25243783
I'm on NEETbux
>>25242944
They're real, she's 18yo
>>25243947
Lots of girls are into the petplay thing. Get a cowgirl and feed her pills to induce. Lactation is an alpha fetish. Assmen are the biggest plebs around.
>>25244129
>posting camwhore pics and claiming she is your gf
Nobody has ever done that before.
Ass. A girl without a nice feminine ass but nice tits looks incredibly disproportional, almost like a man with tits.
A girl without tits but a nice ass still looks like a female. Just maybe a trap or something, or like girls from my japanese anime's.
Asses, but the tits/ass dichotomy is stupid.
A unique face, good makeup, thick thighs, or nice hands and feet all do more for me.
>>25244183
I think that's probably reserved for taming wild men, not something for an otherwise beta guy
>>25243797
looks more like built for being a walking mannequin / pretty thing to look at.
Her body isn't voluptuous enough to be anywhere near top sex.
Tbh her lack of curves, tits and ass is so pronounced that anyone who is extremely into her should considering whether they are gays in denial who actually are attracted to twinks 'cause she's pretty close to that by female standards.
>>25244185
Kek
You're pathetic OP
>>25244258
The girl is the pet. She doesn't tame shit, you tame her.
>>25244285
But then drinking from her tit puts her in the position of power
>>25242156
>When it comes to asses and tits, shape >>>>>>>>>> size
My nigga I thought I was the only one
>>25244315
She is the one indulging you in your fantasy, this is the classic "sub is actually the domme" scenario.
>>25244506
That's what I mean. You have to be alpha outside the fantasy.
I'm beta.
>>25244315
You're taking it from her. She has no power. You're making her body produce milk whether she likes it or not.
>>25244506
Avoid those sub is the dom types. Consensual non-con is how I play. Safewords are for pussies. If you're not in total control you aren't in control at all.
>>25243988
Would it really matter since you've got what you're after?
You're not seeing the forest for the trees here anon.
>>25243797
Taylor Swift is a pretty average girl who has had millions of dollars spent turning her into a 9/10. She is about the opposite of a "real woman".
>>25244571
I'm saying it from the perspective that it's something I want, but if I find a girl with huge tits and then ask for it, she'll see me for the beta I am (assuming she hasn't already) and shut it down
>>25244129
How much did she cost?
Where did you get her?
So my girl will let me see her ass, pussy, and more or less anything she can flaunt of her naked body, EXCEPT for her tits, which she's adamant on showing me whether it be in pics or face to face. What could explain this other than some shame or insecurity she holds over them?
>>25241425
I like me some feet
>>25244802
>Stuffs her bra
>Uneven nipples
>One tit larger/smaller than the other
>Surgical scars maybe
>>25244803
feet is master race (t)(b)(h) (f)(a)(m)
>>25244802
She probably has a double mastectomy and is no longer a woman. She is rightfully ashamed of her prosthetics. Have you seen them before. It's pathetic.
>>25244185
>>25244266
4U
>>25244657
Nothing
She looks very boring and unassuming with clothes on, the shy, 6.5/10 student type. Which is why her tits really surprised me. I've seen a lot of prettier/hotter girls with great cleavage, but disappointing tits. The best-looking tits aren't always on the girls you'd first think
>>25245197
>no timestamp
>can't spell 'merry christmas' right
>>25241425
>Brown nipples
Barfed in my mouth
>>25243699
Post more nancy
>>25245625
Is this a person and not just a random
>>25245637
Her name is Nancy Quill and she has macromastia
t. tits guy
>>25245468
>no timestamp
>Christmas is literally 25/12
i'm an ass bro nd i have very high test
>>25241541
>nipples on top of the titty
wtf
>>25245197
Has no one else noticed that this is a Realdoll?
>>25241425
Feet > Ass > Tits
>>25246580
Good catch friend... Good catch...
>>25246547
Fake tits son.
>>25246638
I mean I don't even care, really. I'm actually kind of impressed. That is some pretty convincing pubic hair. I'd smash a Realdoll given a chance.
>>25245625
she is a wonder
>>25245766
No she doesn't, they're very clearly implants. This picture was even taken at a post-plastic surgery recovery resort. Her husband is a boob man and she keeps getting upgrades for him.
>>25247347
speculation
people have talked the subject to death at the BEA and there is no consensus on the matter
Tits are life, Ass is hometown.
>>25242238
this has so much truth, I hate big ASS LIKE THOSE NIGGER LOVING BIG ASSES but I do like ASS better then tits, when I was teenager I LOVE DNOTHING MORE THAN TITS
