http://www.likecroatia.com/news-tips/top-ten-reasons-to-date-a-croatian/
Why aren't you dating a Croat, /r9k/?
>a lot of qts
>aren't normie as shit
>know how to cook
Literally the best you could ask for
>>25240283
I like Croatia and Croatians. Similar culture to mine (Irish), but much better weather.
>10 reasons why I'm a cuckold and you should dilute my race
>>25240333
wasted trips desu )^:
So Croats would like to get cucked by foreigners? Or just desperate cause their numbers are decreasing?
I doubt Croats are any better than other central European women tho. Source: Hungarian
>>25240333
>Croats
>not white
Nigga what
They were literally Hitler Approved (tm)
>>25240391
>Croat
>Hungarians
>Central European
Eastern European girls smell weird and they eat weird food.
>>25240391
Are you seriously comparing Hungarian people to Slavs even though they are of completely different descent? What is wrong with you?
>>25240426
Approved to be killed off to 30% of their number in the final resolution.
Croatian girls are vapid whores that try to act big but remember that they wash their teeth over a bathtub and shower every 10 days like everyone in Croatia. Subhuman filth.
>>25240486
I don't think it matters where we are descended from. We all had been a second world country under communist regime. So we have a lot in common in how we are pessimistic and shit.
Slavs ar a bit fiercer and savage, i give u that tho.
>>25240447
Yes, hun is central European
>>25240283
I did date one croatian girl in high school. she sucked so badly I had to break it off after 3 weeks. really disgusting attitude she had as well and was basically everything r9k and pol despises.
I fucked a croat chick a couple of weeks ago in Amsterdam, she was a tourist on holiday for a week. Met her outside of a club which we eventually got thrown out of the both of us. At about 1am we went back to her hotel and fell asleep together after we fucked. Woke up at around 5am with a hangover and realising that i had to get home before my parents would find out i didnt come home that night. Left her room silently without making any noise and didn't leave her a note saying i went home. Nothing. Fell asleep in the train back to my town at 6am and got home at 7am. Personal highlight of the year.
Lana i won't forget you. Sorry i didn't leave any note.
Ps: hope you're not pregnant.
>>25240588
I hope that you know that birth control pills are considered exotic luxury in Croatia and that abortion is the greatest sin a Croat could do.
And yeah, day after pills are non existant.
You did your job of continuing the blood line.
>>25240283
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>>25241072
zagreb, nazalost
>>25240283
Croats are just cucked Serbs
>>25240648
Didn't know that. Oh well, it's not like i told her anything personal information so that she had a chance of tracking me down. In my knowledge she only knows my first name, i don't even know if she remembers that since we were both pretty drunk and somewhat high. Let's hope she doesn't remember me well.
>>25240451
Meh they're pretty ok, plus they're pretty fun when they're drunk as fuck. They look somewhat decent too.
>>25240283
Because mom actually said she'd disown me for that.
>>25241555
Serbian or Muslim?
>>25240283
>all these shitty normie reasons
Knew a Croatian girl for a bit, she was a vapid whore who literally fucked chad left and right and actually believed she deserved a 12/10. Didn't know how to cook at all, etc etc.
Yeah no
>>25240283
i'm from Croatia. literally every girl smokes here. fucking disgusting
>>25240283
jebi se
>>25241119
>tfw splico, only normie events here
Ja sam srbin i mrazim hrvati
>>25240283
Best looking women. I have been to Croatia and fuck me every where you look at least a 8/10
>>25240283
>>aren't normie as shit
I'm from Croatia and this is false. We are normie as shit, with very rare exceptions (of course, exceptions are mostly male).
>tfw studying in croatias biggest CS and EE uni
>tfw enjoying free student life in a dorm studying what I like any enjoying my hobbies
I like Croatia so I won't even consider dirtying their gene pool.
Croat here and most other croats will comfirm you that whole article is big bullshit.
Girls in Cro have attitude like everywhere else and they all look up to western lifestyle. Most interesting thing what Croat girls think is to go out in club to be seen and post on fb how " awezome was last night"
"Not normie"
"We love football"
Mate, this was a horrible article. Every single nationality says the same about their people.
Serbs in denial.
2tall4me I'm only 184cm tall
Croats are shit tier.
Wannabe "volk" that sucked up to hitler but got shit and still sucked up to hitler.
They are pathetic dogs.
>They think they are superior to Serbs
Fucking top kek. American intelligence agencies exploited their pride so much before and during the Yugoslav war.
Croat brand of nationalism is the toppest goy kind of nationalism. They ruin everything for themselves for the benefit of foreigners without even realizing in retrospect.
>>25243464
>FERovac na /r9k/
color me surprised.
>>25240283
Because I'm neet and live in the US
>>25244154
Is that sarcasm m80?
>>25244256
Domagoj?
>>25242992
split je najnormie grad
>>25244606
Nije Domagoj.
>>25240283
Because I am Slovenian and most Croatians are scum of the Balkan
>>25244256
in every corner
Da li da pravimo daily thread kao oni Englezi?
>>25244831
>13ogodisnjaci na /exyu/-u
>pacenici na /r9k/-uBio bi napredak
>>25244922
Makar nema cringe worthy nacionalizma.
>tfw no qt croatian gf
I watched one of those quiz shows on HRT/RTL and even the most average 5/10 girl was hot because of that exotic accent.
>>25245266
Potjera?
>>25240321
We love the Irish too! Dublin and Bray are great
>>25240333
Do people honestly think like this?0
I'm Croatian and seeing all these /pol/tier arguments in a thread about my country makes me a little sad.
Also, if anyone from or near Osijek wants to work on music hmu
>>25245898
>osijek
Croatia is zagreb anone.
>>25245949
I know, which is why I want to move there for uni but it's a slim chance. I have the grades for it but accommodation will be expensive unless me and a friend can stay at his aunt's. It's complicated.
I ja sam za daily. Dobro bi nam dosao. Idem sliku praviti, prijedlozi?
>>25245999
Zivi u domu, upravo su ih preuredili.
Napravi pepea s yugo kapicom
>>25246115
Roditelji mi zaraduju vise od te neke kvote za koje gledaju kvalifikaciju, pa ne mogu. A stan iznajmljivati im je skupo, u cemu se slazem. Da mi ide lega bilo bi idealno.
De ste Hrvati beta fagovi, otkud nas Balkanaca ovoliko ovde?
>>25246232
Ja sam iz zagreba pa ne znam tocno kako to funkcionira ali mislim da te kvote vrijede samo za to da ti drzava placa, ako si sam placas mozes ici u dom jer znam dosta ljudi u domovima koji nisu poorfagovi i nemaju neki dobar prosjek.
I made a thread a while ago about this girl I met.
I finally found out her name and added her on normienovel
She responded once and then stopped responding
I have no idea what I did wrong
She seemed super friendly when we talked in person and the normienovel messages seemed that way too.
What the fuck did I do wrong?
>>25246400
Ispast cu razmazen ali mi je zivot u ucenickom domu manje privlacan nego zivot kod kuce, jedan od razloga je taj sto nitko koga ja znam zeli upisati FER i ziviti u domu u ZG (osim tog kolege, koji ce u tom slucaju imati smjestaj koji me zove da podjelimo). I vjerojatno si u pravu sto se kvalifikacije za domove tice.
>>25246474
Da, ti domovi su normie centrala. Treba napravit exyu ovdje, na intu su svi retardirani shitposteri. Ovo je valjda prvi normalan razgovor koji sam imao s balkancem na 4chinovima.
>>25246577
A mislis da se exyu feels threadovi nece pretvoriti u shitposting posle nekoliko postova? Plus zasad vidim samo vas Hrvate
>>25246577
Pravim sliku sad, zasad imam partizansku kapu, cevape, hrvatske cure i plitvice u pozadini, sto da jos stavim da ostali narodi budu reprezentirani?
>>25246655
dobrodosli su svi ex-yu narodi, sto se mene tice. nema smisla inace, samo ce se ljudi svadati, ha
>>25246655
/int/ je opcenito pun shitpostera, tu je drukcija atmosfera nekako pa nadam se da se nece prelit gamad iz inta
>>25246666
lijepi sotonski quadovi
>>25241072
fugg nadao sam se da sam jedini
tko /ffzg/ ovdje?
>>25246803
kolko godina imas?
>tfw no cute gf to watch anime with
>tfw no RIjeka gf
ekipa
Crofag here. Most of Croats are Chads. Avoid them if you possibly can.
>>25242350
I couldn't agree more. Smoking is the ultimate red flag.
>>25249260
Not most but I guess more than our American friends. If you went to a technical highschool like me, you wouln't see it quite the same, I think.
>>25249319
95% men here (Sisak-Moslavina) are tanned, wear tight clothes and so on. All they want is to fuck. They are degenerate and they make me feel good about my decision to distance myself from people in genera.
>>25249382
95%? You for real? I can't imagine it's that much. In my region (Slavonija-Baranja) I'd say it's about 20% men who are like that, 40% regular "pull&bear hoodie and air max" normies and the rest are just regular people. The normie friends i have in my class are for the most part quite nice people, too. I think I've just been lucky, I heard it's worse in your region and Dalmatia.
Lads, anyone know of a place where one can buy dank Helium filled tanks in Croatia?
>>25249438
Trust me, it's bad. Girls are almost as bad as those... Feminised halfwits... The western clubbing culture is mixed with cajka from the east and it is just as bad as it sounds.
>>25249478
My best guess is at some festival or something during the end of baloon guy's shift. Just be prepared to pay 500-1000 kunas for the tank.
>>25246423
>all that coastline
Croats confirmed for cheeky cunts.
>>25249558
>glagoljica tattoo
of course
Jebiga decki. Meni je u Hrvatskoj cisto OK, ali zelim promjeniti sredinu. Nakon studija vjerojatno. Jel se netko seli ili zeli odseliti negdje?
>>25240648
>birth control pills are considered exotic luxury in Croatia
What the fuck are you talking about, bitches around Dugo Selo be fucking all around, without them they would all be long pregnant. They are most definitively popping them like candy
>abortion is the greatest sin a Croat could do
This, however, is true. Well, depends on person, but most people are pretty religious, or at least the older generations are, so all in all that won't be happening any time soon. Slut should have known better tho... No pitty
>>25249707
Ja se zelim odseliti u neko selo s deset starica koje ce umrijeti u roku od par godina tako da ne moram imati susjede.
>>25243020
I evo posebne pahulje koja je originalna. Cestitam.
>>25249787
Razmisljamo u suprotnom smjeru. Ali samo naprijed.
I zaposli se u opcini.
>>25249820
Mo's mislit'. Trenutno ucim za kovaca i kanim se baviti poljoprivredom. Ne podnosim birokraciju.
>>25249860
Bilo bi ironicno, zato sto bi radio u upravljanju sela u kojem realno nemas sto za upravljati, to sam htio izreci.
Takva sela postoje u Hrvatskoj.
>>25249905
Ma znas, zivim u gradu i najvise me jebu ovi katolibani i Bosnafagsi. Zelim sto dalje od njih i ovog usranog liberalnog drustva... Mozda jednog dana osnovati rodnovjersku komunu u hipotetskom selu u kojem cu zivjeti.
>>25249990
>liberalnog drustva
Ma da? Koliko sam ja shvatio, Hrvatsko drustvo je po svjetonazoru jos relativno konzervativno. Meni ne smetaju ni jedni ni drugi, i volio bi ziviti u gradu, sad putujem u skolu svaki dan iz manjeg sela. Ovdje nema nista za raditi.
>>25250045
Ovdje to nije slucaj. Zadnjih dvadeset godina se svacega nakotilo, ljudi su postali picketine kao u Svedskoj, a izbjeglice su pred vratima. Sto je najgore, dosta mojih sugradjana je pro-imigrantske naravi i cak bi im dali da prespavaju neko vrijeme kod njih.
>>25240283
Just haven't meet one I guess.
I'm Italian. Fucking foibe man
I already am m8
>>25240283
Because I'm dating a Latvian, get on my level
>>25244716
Another Slovenian here, I agree 100%
Visited Vrsar once and everyone was so fucking annoying, they never shut up. Jaz enkrat na cas mislim zakaj sem sploh sel. Vsak tam so Chads in Stacys. Ampak Slovenci niso velik boljsi lol
I cant cook but Im a Croat
Someone pls date me
>>25253060
Tits or gtfo
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