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anyone else still up edition
reminder to fuck off normies reeee
>>25065362
nice meme
stay beta
Two posts in and the chance of late night comfy is already dead.
>>25065362
But I like it in here lad, its comfy
Why don't we just have feel threads, there's obviously not enough Brits here.
>>25065447
it turned shit
>listen to anons in previous thread
>go to asda
>get wolf-whistled at by car full of chads
>buy something to eat
>really have to force myself
>feel like I'm going to die
>vomit it up
>tfw you went from 300 calories, to 1000+, to 0
The odd part is that it put me in a really good mood~
Hope you're having a comfy evening lads
>>25065419
>late night comfy
Fucking normies expecting comfy threads
Thinking of buying Rainbow Six Siege and Battlefront lads, I know theyre pleb games but I want some games to play with my friends. If it improves my taste my american copy of EDF 4.1 arrived yesterday
having a Iook lads
>>25065533
Siege is fucking shite, Battlefront isn't great but it's playable
>>25065645
I've heard the opposite
>tfw back on my meds after not being on them for a while
>had a week of near-constant nausea, shitty sleep and increased problems
>finally getting out of it and into the comfy side
>>25065678
I've been playing Rainbow 6 since the first on PC. I stood in a queue for a fucking hour to play Seige
It looked really good when I was watching it, but playing it it's fucking terrible. To top it all off it's not even got anything to do with Rainbow 6 other than tacticool operations
>>25065499
vomiting releases endorphins
Going to bed lads
Tomorrow morning I look forward to Laughing Cow spread on not-too-toasty-toast
I might try to get some potato farls and melt some cheese on those, ultimate comfy foods, try it
>>25065308
I'm Canadian, but I would like to extend thanks to /britfeel/ for posting that image daily/almost daily. It's funny to look at the seasonal changes, and what's more is that for the past year it has acted as a calendar. I remember seeing that pic just after new years 2015, and it's how I've kept track of the months honestly. Looking at that pic, I remember my year. The good times, the bad times... mostly bad times though.
Cheers lads, to a year of /britfeel/!
>>25065841
Nice to hear it, mate. What's been so bad about this year? Things are pretty quiet round here at this time, but you're welcome to stay and chat.
>>25065447
feels are for fucking faggots is why
The country thinks white British men in there 20's are scum.
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/12/14/young-white-men-most-derided/
>>25066043
It should be working class/unemployed white men in their 20s, i.e. chavs
Anyone here play DnD? Got into it fairly recently and I'm enjoying it a lot.
>>25065822
>potato farls
My nigga.
>>25066080
Chavs aren't working class they are underclass, Working class requires, well, working.
>>25065822
>>25066142
Damn, I've lived in the UK for over 10 years (most of my life) and I've not once heard anyone call potato scones potato farls. Literally had to google wtf that shit was. You learn something new every day, I guess
>>25066142
>>25066204
We call them tattycakes or potato cakes in my family.
>>25066204
I've lived here 30 years and have no idea what they are
>>25066262
these little triangular things
>>25066317
Ah, potato cakes
>>25065925
Became NEET, sort of got a gf but not really, quit smoking pot everyday, got into moe anime, bought a dakimakura, said fuck women with pillow is nice. All the while I slid deeper and deeper into alcoholism, save for 18 of August to 18 of July when I quit just to prove I could.
That was my year. How bout you?
>>25066346
>people make cakes out of potatos
What the fuck, I'm from England and never seen these in my life
Went to see Star Wars alone and girls laughed at me. Jokes on them, they probably know nothing about star wars.
>>25066569
Did this really happen? I went to see it alone and the people in the queue started talking to me about it, granted I saw it at midnight so the people there were more likely to be fans than people seeing it during the day
>>25066569
You just cant go to the movies alone, thats basic. You cant be that beta
>>25066605
Just two girls laughed when I was walking in, didn't really care that much truth be told cause I going to see star wars. What did you think of the film?
>>25066705
It wasn't beta, all my friends were working and I was extremely bored cause I'm on holiday now so I just decided to go fucking see a movie
>>25066715
I thought it was great, everything I wanted in a Star Wars movie. Probably my second favourite now behind Episode IV and just ahead of Episode V but not by much, both amazing movies
>>25066705
That's retarded. If you have the balls to go places alone you are alpha as fuck.
>>25066569
Should have whipped out your phone and said 'hey babe sorry I'm late, did you already get the seats'
>>25066569
I'd be surprised if you were the only one there watching it on your own, all of the three people I know went to these midnight showings on their own.
>>25066951
This tbqh, I was the only person who seen it with someone because a cute girl asked me to go. All my mates seen it by themselves
>>25066501
>what is a hash brown
Pretty comfy playing heathstone on the laptop in bed desu. Doesn't have complicated controls so it's the perfect game for it.
>>25068099
Don't burn your penis
>>25069168
More concerned about not keeping my laptop on a solid surface. I'm ocd about that shit.
Manga I pre-ordered back in August arrived yesterday. wew lads.
>>25069168
One of the first things I learnt in secondary school science was to keep my laptop off my crotch, lest my sperm be snuffed out prematurely. Or at all even.
Thanks, always-slightly-drunk looking science teacher I only had for my first year, so I forget your name.
>>25070421
>one piece
lol
>get to sleep at half 1
>wake up at half 4
>spend a fucking hour trying to get back to sleep
So pissed off
Looks like I'll be going back to bed around 8/9am when I'm finally tired
RIP sleeping pattern
>its 5:50am and i've not slept yet as i got up at 5.30pm
>sleeping patterns completely fucked
Nocturnal sleeping patterns suck, gotta try and get back to normal for weekend job... Shit
>>25071300
Nocturnal patterns are the best. I'm always 100x more productive throughout the night
During the day I'm just too lazy and unmotivated to do anything. Hate it
It's a shame it's so unhealthy or I'd do it permanently.
>>25071348
>During the day I'm just too lazy and unmotivated to do anything. Hate it
Same, i swear if it wasn't for the fact i have Uni and a part time job, i'd sleep through every day, doing groceries and shit in the evening at tescos as its open till 11. I like the nights as well, but its so unhelful when you have to go to a daytime job on weekends, puts your whole day out of whack.
If i fail uni or can't get a job with my degree then i would love to find a night job, just something that lets me keep this routine.
>>25071430
Yea, it really is a shitter that everything happens during the day.
I had to fix my pattern for Christmas
I don't think I'd like a night job. Nights are my "the world doesn't exist" time. Work would ruin that
What happens when I use emojis on 4chan, I wonder.
>>25071655
Oh, fucking nothing.
looking at the awfully bland faces of british girls every day makes me depressed
i'd keep them way above anything non-white, but damn does it get bland
>>25071744
Yet they seem to think they're God's gift, despite their boring, bland faces and sub-par bodies.
Cremating my grandad today lads. Gonna be a rough one.
Boys there was a terrorist attack in my city today, when is it a good time for me to go out and make a start? I don't want to be late to these things nor do I want to be early and get labeled an psychopath
>>25072035
where? i stopped browsing the news as of late because it has been depressing me.
>>25072054
No where important just Preston if you have even heard of the place
>>25072069
Was that at Fishergate? I read that the device was lit but didn't go off properly.
>>25072069
oh whew i was a bit interested until you mentioned the place
>>25072087
Yeah not even St georges the fucking pleb
>>25072035
A bloke setting a bog on fire in Preston is no more a terrorist attack than Preston is a city.
>>25072111
>>25072089
FUCK YOU FUCKING PRICKS PRESTON IS THE FUCKING DIAMOND OF THE NORTH, A REAL FUCKING DIAMOND IN THE DIRT. PRESTON IS A FUCKING MONUMENT TO THE GREATNESS OF THE COUNTRY IT'S BEAUTIFUL YOU PIECE OF FUCKING CUNTS
>>25072161
How does it feel to exist solely to make Stoke look good?
>>25072559
Stoke? You mean Blackpool or Burnley? Stoke isn't even relevant enough to have some sort of rivalry with a city like Preston
>>25072660
Blackpool has nice doughnuts and ice cream
Blackpool wins.
The only thing Preston has is the first KFC in the UK.
Porridge, Mass Effect and Everybody Loves Raymond. What a NEET start to the day.
>>25071981
your suffering is because of him and your parents
should I watch season 9 of PEEP SHOW ?
>>25073109
Sure, why not
Only take you 2 and a half hours
It's been 4 fucking months of early starts to look after the family dog and I still feel like shit every morning.
>''JUST FIND A PATTERN BRO, BEE YOURSELF BRAH''
Fuck all of you
>>25065533
>The one person from my former friend group years ago that I actually miss adds me on PS4
>All he plays is Cod and Fifa
;;
>>25073886
They were tricking you. Nobody ever likes or gets used to early starts, so we just all pretend it's good for you for some reason.
>>25065679
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>>25073963
But /britfeel/ was supposed to be my friend.
Off to work with me. Mr Goldstein says that if I mention Christmas at work again I will be fired. It's not fair really, he mentions it all the time. Just yesterday he dropped a massive load of work on me and said Merry Christmas then laughed.
See you guys in 10 hours.
>>25073886
maybe you're not getting enough hours sleep?
>>25074157
I usually get 9/10 hours.
>>25074229
that's too much. you'll actually feel worse.
7-8 is best.
DEUS VULT!!!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450409484291.webm
>>25074257
>1 hour will change from a perfect to sleep to feeling like utterdogshit
Not really buying it mate.
>>25074274
>DEUS VULT XD
You roleplayers do know Catholics would've killed your hectic assess too, right?
>>25074283
hes right 8 hours is all you need. if you get more it will make you feel like shit
whats your lads'es opinion on guns in the uk? i think it would be pretty scary if the common chav would easily have access to a gun
>>25074358
Same. If you really want a gun for protecting your house you can go through the tedious system that Chavs can't be fucked with. Much better than America drowning their nigs and poor people in pistols.
>>25074374
I prefer our system but get why merica can't implement it
>>25074358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Great_Britain
1 (one)
>>25074415
>kill 18 people
>miss Andy Murray
Wasted opportunity
>>25074410
Well sure it's far too late for them to get into it.
>>25074415
Fucking Lockerbie.
>>25074458
why you think we killed gaddafi brah
>>25074482
Paying him a fortune to keep Libya's border protected and stop the current happening in Greece was too expensive.
>>25074415
1842-1966 was pretty boring tbqh
>>25074482
Based justice.
Why do pakis always work in sex gangs in local areas? Not saying whites don't do it family but you almost never hear of a gang of white people working together unless its over the internet
>>25065308
I have respect for whoever always makes these OP images
Definitely doesn't meet the animegrill requirement though
I have to unironically go to work today. Fuck.
>>25074545
are you dumb lad its because its way harder to find a group of pedos who are white than it is a group of pakis
if most whitey ask there friend if they want to join an underage sex gang they end up in prison
tfw watching based hitch on sml and seeing two cunts taking a selfie outside the window.
>>25074585
what the fug is sml
>>25074610
sunday morning live lad, peter does his best work on there.
>>25074629
Peter Hitchens is pretty retarded tbqh lad
>>25074654
>Peter Hitchens is pretty retarded tbqh lad
Seconded. He's just a gob-for-hire, let's be realistic.
>>25074654
>>25074702
libcucks
Why do so many NEETS worship Hitchens? Is it because he makes them feel like a dumb dumb so he must be utterly brilliant?
>>25074358
I say we should have them, it seems like retarded reasoning but we're much smaller than the US so I think it'd be easier to track what kind of people are buying guns and hence most of the time only cool people could get them.
Not that it'll ever happen, Americans make fun of us because we're cucked out of even buying plastic knives
>>25074654
>>25074702
le wrong brother died. fuck off
>>25074716
No, that's Stephen Fry.
The idiot's smart man
>>25074716
Because he acts like a prick and gets all angry at people for fairly non-malicious things, just like NEETs
>>25074725
>>25074725
He's only good on topics dealing with authoritarian leftism anything else he is shit
>and so another NEET/normie shitfest begins
Comfy.
>>25074720
We're much smaller than the US yet can't control large, aggressive pedophile groups nevermind countless chancing chavs.
Anyone else think chavs are kind of charming? Northern ones at least.
I always got on with the chavs when I was at secondary school, not in a friendly way but in a "we don't hate you enough to beat you up" way, I ended up liking them more than the grebs and pseudo-intellectual sixthform debate cunts
Gone, but never forgotten... ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRwRlicEmw
Good morning lads~
What will you be doing today?
I recently realise that a big cause of my depression is eating, so I think I will make a more active effort to avoid doing so~
Other than that, today will be a day of comfiness for me.
>>25074792
Welcome to Madrid, Jose.
>>25074817
Gonna play some Terraria and Fallout, either New Vegas or 4.
i've been getting 4-6 hours sleep this past week.
what the fuck's going on?
off to wageslaving cya lads and lasses
>>25074817
Gonna chill at home and maybe finally finish bastion and then cry
>>25074817
Bloody hell Tidle play another record. All you do is obsess over food.
>>25074776
Chav women give me the horn
Trackies, pony tails, the works
>>25074846
No need to front lad we all know you'll be playing 4.
>>25074817
Are you fat? Either way you should eat
>>25074846
Sounds comfy anon, have a good one!
>>25074860
Aww, I hope you don't cry anon~
I want you to have a good day today.
>>25074863
I have been thinking that myself as well anon. I am very obsessed with food, I actually thought I was holding back a bit on here. I will try and limit how often I talk about it from now on~
is it firday or thrusday ?
>>25074702
>>25074654
>>25074817
>>25074976
I watched this dumb japanese movie someone reccomended me.it made me cry a little
then I'm gonna play crusader kings II all day
>>25074776
Some chavs are decent. Some are just cunts who hate you for no reason. I had mixed feelings towards chavs at school.
>>25074964
I don't really have a good answer to that, I don't really like talking about my weight. Personally, I think I am but if I try and think rationally it is possible that I am not. I'm quite unsure tbqh~
>>25075192
Rather than dieting, do more excersize. It's better overall for you and also you can continue to consume delicious foods. However if you are eating a lot (You'll have to be your own judge of that) then definitely eat less.
>>25074776
I work in retail and retail chavs are the best. They actually don't wanna be dole monkeys and are pretty unpretentious.
POO lN THE LOO M8
>>25073109
Yeah it was pretty good, especially the dinner party episode
>>25074358
was doing coke with some chavs last weekend, they already have easy access to guns pal
>Tfw your member of parliament isn't white
God I love modern England.
>>25075227
Same here. They're not scared of working for their cash. They wanna be the best chav they can be. In stead of nicking cars they'll buy one and squander their cash on useless upgrades. Fair fuck to them I say.
Will I get kicked off Universal Credit for not attending an NCS meeting?
I forgot it was booked until I noticed today.
In my defence, I was doing work experience,... but it's WE at the job centre so I was in the building.
>>25075164
>>Some chavs are decent.
are chavs normies, normies of the poor ?
>>25075716
Yeah a bit. But then you get the under chav who only aspires to be the upper chav. Fuck it's complicated
>close family friend that I've known all my life died a couple of weeks ago
>only felt a little sad
>had to get my dog put down today
>started crying outside the vet
He was my best friend lads
>>25075508
>In stead of nicking cars they'll buy one and squander their cash on useless upgrades.
lel, one of my neighborhood was like this. he had a gf, of course, who had good tits, and a bit of tummy.
I think that is car was a renault megane for his gf and he bought some vaxhaull that he tunes up.
>>25075733
rip doggo
>>25075749
Fair play to them I say. I see myself in them somewhat. I've always aspired to do a little better
>>25075224
I'm always too tired for exercise~
I don't really like eating so I try and avoid it as much as possible. I eat less than 300 calories on average, though ideally that should be below 100.
>>25075749
Two at my place have vaxhaull corsas with loads of extras, always give me lifts home whilst listening to 90s r&b
Seeing Star Wars again twice next week lads
>>25075922
I had a kitted up corsa 10 years ago. Looking at the pics now it is a bit cringy
>>25075192
change your diet or die, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JeLgHnvTAU
This girl I like has been ignoring me for the past week, should I move on or ask why she's mad at me?
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/life-as-a-sex-worker-for-people-with-disabilities/news-story/99e9327521651f8688acfb267f3bce3b
Would you wank off the disabled?
>>25075922
>vaxhaull corsa
yes this car was his
>>25075962
>Looking at the pics now
share a few
>>25076031
Kidnap, rape, dispose of body
>>25076038
already do with yer dad lol
>>25076088
There's one pal
>>25066080
chavs are proletariat
>>25075929
God you're such a nerd.
>>25076088
>>25076144
I was that chav that worked for everything I got. Sorry lads
>>25076144
Is your name Aaron?
>>25075984
>Paleo
oh God I'm dying.
>>25076195
Last time I checked pal
>>25076223
Nice i like your custom reg lad, theres a guy at my work who drives a riced out civic with a rising sun flag on it, a Shoshinsha mark and a powered by eurobeat sticker on the rear window. I kind of like it tbqh, I should get a car
>>25076038
Fuck me, thinks she's an empowered Mother Teresa for giving a spaz and rimjob
About to see star wars lads. Thought by going at half 1 there wouldn't be any kids but there's teenagers fucking everywhere.
Schools not out already is it?
>>25076309
most kids have a half day today and a lot will bunk.
>>25076319
>>most kids have a half day today
why ?
>>25076254
You should lad. Best thing you'll ever do. The independence you suddenly gain is amazing. But I'm not saying it's going to be cheap though mind. That reg went ages ago along with the car. My new ride has kek on it purely by chance.
This is the first time I've ever posted here. So hi everyone.
>>25076386
Xmas break la'
>>25076386
last day before christmas break
at least that's how it worked when I was at school
>>25076407
not him, but I got a 50cc scooter and I appreciate the liberty and the low fuel consumption. I want a car, but I do not have the driving license.
UCAS has been sent off lads, hopefully I can leave neetdom
>>25076465
You're half way there pal. Although the running costs of a car are substantially higher. But it's always something to strive towards.
>>25076465
I'd like a scooter but I'm scared of crashing/getting hit by a car.
>>25076190
>>25076144
>a bit cringey
it's fucking terrible. let me guess: 90 horsepower or some shit?
>>25076407
how anyone can like rice is beyond me. seriously what the fuck is good about it
>>25076144
>>25076190
Can't believe you would actually want to drive that, fuckin bumpers don't even sit flush, never mind how bad the kit is
>>25076407
Why do you have such shit taste in cars?
Gonna smoke a joint tonight lads, and be comfy.
>>25076560
The corsa was 10 years ago.
Shit taste in cars? Money can't buy class I suppose.
>tfw your parents are convinced that one day you'll come out of your shell and become a CEO.
>>25076407
>renault clio
Is that by choice or necessity?
>>25076732
After years of being told how brilliant you are in comparison to others?
>>25076747
Bit of both. Got it cheap and it's economical. I do actually like it. It does its job
Lads, is this a cool first car
>>25076771
Wouldn't be worth the insurance as a first car
>>25076763
fair enough. Don't wanna be dick but I hate all renault cars.
>>25076779
Insurance is 1600 squids which is half of what I get for any other car
>Tfw puegot 106 is 3600 for the first year
no job centre until the 16th
life is good for now
>>25076792
I always vowed I'd never get a french car. Shit happens
>>25076779
This was my first car, I've sold it now. The insurance was 6 grand. My parents paid for it though, so I didn't care.
>>25076795
>3600gbp
Where the hell do you live? Brixton?
>>25076906
Nah but do I live in a F grade place
>>25076795
That's not bad actually for a first car. Anything under 1800 quid these days is good
>tfw talking to social worker about "goals"
>tfw she jokingly brings up "a goal to win the lottery would fix all of these things"
>tfw that was actually my legitimate goal
>>25076903
Fucking bang on lad
>>25076915
I feel for you, it will cost me 750GBP to insure a tiny citroen or similar car and I am 24. Annoys me.
> almost had a fight with a window cleaner this morning over not leaving enough space in a back lane
Didn't back down and started claiming he "Wasn't scared to go back to prison" and was absolutely full of roids.
Does it get any more northern than this?
>>25076947
Did he have a Staffie with him?
>>25066247
we call them tattie scones
>>25076978
>Staffie
>Northern
Nay lad, it would have been a whippet!
>>25076939
>drive 1.6 Seat Leon
>cheap man's VW Golf
>bought it when it was 3 years old with 20k on the clock (now7 years old with 50k on clock)
>paid 4500 gbp
>insurance is 320 gbp
I feel sorry for you "younger" ones, your insurance is daylight fucking robbery.
I have 8 years no claims, a member of the institute of advanced motoring and I also drive emergency service vehicles for a living, so I have always got that to lower me policy.
>>25075483
>tfw your MP is a white male gay conservative
It could be worse I suppose
>>25077085
>implying some conservatives are str8
kek
>>25077110
lol, openly gay then
My chav cousin who got her kids took off her after constant drug and alcohol abuse is coming to live with us for a few weeks. Wish my parents would say no but my mum feels like she has the obligation to help her. Last time she was here she slapped me because she thought I stole her gin, the gin she sent me to the shop in the rain to buy. Fucking despise her lads
>>25077136
Shit son, you need to distance yourself from her as much as possible. Barricade the doors and stock up on poop jugs.
>>25076947
I had a weird encounter on the road the other day too.
Some guy totally flipped out on me because I didn't thank him for waiting on a narrow road.
I wasn't sure if he was waiting for me to pass, or if he was parked there. He honked at me then started screaming, "manners cost nothing" "Fucking ignorant cunt"
I tried explaining that I didn't know if he was waiting for me to pass. He yells "I'm sitting here with my fucking headlights on"
Thought it was really strange that someone would get so mad just from someone not saying thanks.
>>25077136
Not good bro. You kinda need to piss on her as soon as possible to assert dominance. It's the only way I'm afraid
>>25077179
Shouldn't have stopped lad, it's always going to be a mental doing mad shit.
>PC has died
>No money to get a new one
I can't be a neet without a computer, might try and get finance on something. Where's good to buy from?
I'm now sat here considering going for a pint...anyone with me?
>>25077231
no way of just replacing the fucked component? Cheapest option senpai.
>>25077254
I was thinking of replacing it anyway, it's too old to upgrade, it needs a new everything. I can't even get it to boot now, I need a windows disk I think but I wouldn't know how to get my hands on one.
>>25077312
Borrow a computer and burn one or uplaod to a flash drive or ebay
i've come to terms with the fact that having sex is overrated
>>25077371
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H1tiLOMjSiQ
where can i find a girl like this?
>>25077418
>girl
original comment
>watching deal or no deal
Can't stand it lads, hate the "emotional" bullshit and all the superstitious crap. I'd never be allowed on because I'm a complete autist and would be no fun at all.
>>25077458
That's daytime tv for you. I quite like the chase though, Bradley does a good job of mocking idiocy.
>>25077493
The chase is my favourite quiz show ever, always funny when one of them comes on to Anne.
>>25077458
>superstitious crap
People who say shit like 'I believe in fate/karma' are the worst kind of idiot
>>25077418
What makes her a 10/10 for you?
>>25077418
>where can i find a girl like this?
Youth Custody
guys plz i need to get out of a work party happening in 1 hour i need an excuse!!!!
>>25077648
Say you have the runs.
>>25077648
"I'd like to come, but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes."
>>25077648
Say you have better things to do
>>25077418
The more important question: where can I find a girl like this?
https://youtu.be/7E60TO79W7Y
>>25077661
>>25077675
>>25077691
i'm laughing guys hahah mega lolz
now please a real excuse
>>25077136
Sounds like a complete cunt, next time buy her a bottle of gin and just poor it down the kitchen sink infront of her.
>>25077717
What's wrong with saying you have the runs? Say you're ill. Don't make up some stupid lie about a relative dying.
>>25077648
Say you have an appointment with the GP or dentist you cannot miss?
>>25077648
Why would you need an excuse, I just said I have better things to do and that was it
>>25077648
say someone in your family has just died
>>25076903
Fuck off normieeeeeeeoieeeieeiueioeeuoieuoeeaauieaoaeieeeeeaoiieaeueeeee
>>25077784
>>25077751
>>25077735
>>25077734
i've only been working here a month and it's too short notice for one of those wishy washy excuses
>>25077418
rose looks fucking disgusting
thanks anyway i guess
5 hours sitting in a pub with a bunch of loud normsters
>>25077801
Um, seeing your GP/dentist is a bit of a wishy washy excuse, but it is a legit one either way. Can you not say that you have to get back early as you're "travelling to see family tonight"? And you want to beat the rush hour? This shit isn't hard man. Besides, as you're only 4 weeks in, I assume you're on your probation? It is kinda in your interest to make an effort. Just a token 30 minutes having a chat with one or two colleagues you know the best. I know it's hard and fucking hell I loathe it, but it's all about self preservation.
why can't you post the pound sign on 4chan anymore?
>>25077751
i am sure that will lead to a great environment at work
>>25077841
Just go for half an hour.
>>25077801
Just say you arent feeling in the mood, be vague so that they dont ask specific questions
>>25077858
it's non ascii - and I think it's just on this board. I don't post on any other boards so I'm not sure. I just love you guys too much.
I went for that pint. Any of you lads ever go for a pint on your own?
>>25077907
Every now and then - it can be really nice if you have a good book or something with you.
Tend to go for ales though.
>>25077907
Yup. I like to go to places where you can sit at the bar.
>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Online
Feels horrible lads
>>25078017
>>VIEW FRIENDS LIST
>0 Friends
Feels horrible lads
It's done lads. I don't think I'm going to pass my degree. It's fucked. I'm done. I feel like crying.
What's next now after 3 years of almost killing myself doing this? Of ending up on anti depressants during this time, fucking up my placement and having to leave 4 months early? I'm probably going to lose my potential bf too, since who wants to be with a worthless loser who fails uni on the final year?
Suicide is all I can see. Lads, I'm so sorry I let you down.
>>25078024
add me then
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777/
>>25078065
but youre a faggot.
>>25077907
I go for a pint on my own but I usually know the people who are in there, does that still count?
>>25077969
>>25077935
Got doombar and hobgoblin on the go in here
And yeah I usually sit at the bar but I'm just recovering from lad flu so this is nice
>>25078076
Yeah I know most in here but they know I keep myself to myself. Got a tab here too
>>25078097
Looks pretty comfy mate, hope you're having a good'un.
Sometimes I go with a mate to the pub, take a chess set, and just spend hours in there; I love doing that. Even taken it by myself and played random strangers as well. Not even very good at chess, but I'd recommend it.
had a wank
>>25078044
The fuck! Get a hold of yourself. You young ones these days are so stressed. It's not the end of the world. No shame in stacking shelves. You're trying to fulfill other people's expectations of yourself. Stop
Just a reminder I love each and every single one of you from the bottom of my heart.
I would hug you all and tell everything is going to be alright, and then afterwards go out for a pint and a warm meal altogether.
>>25078142
Sounds cushty pal. I'm not great at chess myself but I know scholars mate which can catch a few people out
>>25078169
Good on you, mate. Good one?
>>25078177
>>25078196
>>25078142
/britfeel/ pub trip when?
>>25078225
Whenever. I wish some of you guys were here now or is that too much of a Normie thing to sy? But yeah whenever. Manchester is my nearest city
>>25078170
I rang my mum and told her I'll fail. She was supportive. She's still on the phone actually on loudspeaker, trying to cheer me up as she heard me cry. Just rambling on. I know I disappointed her. I feel like I let everyone down, my parents, my friends, the bf I thought I could get. It's all fucked.
>>25078177
You made me cry. I haven't cried in almost 3 years. I'm legit crying while typing this. I don't know what to do, I don't know who to talk too.
>>25078211
yes, it has been three days without anything.
>>25078044
go to a buddhist center. the uk is full of theravada centers, the least esoteric ones, which is quite rare in europe.
>>25078261
There's quite a few manclads on here I believe.
>>25078044
christ mate, what degree and what uni? i've had some tough years when it comes to education over the years.
>>25078044
>potential bf
You best be fucking gay m8
>>25078263
It seems all fucked now. But this time next year you'll be laughing about it. Just one step at a time lad/ette. I assume you're young. And you've got parents to rely on. But if you think life's fucking you now. It's only really just put the tip in.
I wish you all the best pal
>>25078261
I'm down south.
>>25078263
It'll be alright anon - the main thing is to get some kind of help from the staff at your uni. They'll almost certainly have some allowances in place for people in your situation.
I had a really tough time with depression and other shit at university and they let me take time out and redo the year, but they can't help you if you don't tell them what's going on.
>>25078263
Suicide is one of the worst decisions you can make, trust me anon. Don't do it.
The fact that your mum is supportive and is actively trying to cheer you up should mean the world to you.
>>25078412
>>25078263
Also I'd add that talking to your potential bf about it will a) probably help and b) bring you closer together.
My best mate has just turned up lads!!!
It's my grandad. Fucking live this guy!
>>25078539
he sounds like a proper laff
>>25078579
He's a fucking lad and 82. Owns a PS2 and PS3 and was a trucker all his life. He still won't tell me his body count though kek
>>25078303
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>>25078668
>trucker all his life
Ask him how many men he's blown in laybys, go on.
>>25078346
I don't want to be specific but it's STEM.
>>25078363
I'm a guy.
>>25078412
>>25078375
>>25078427
Thank you so fucking much for talking to me lads. You have no idea how much I needed to talk to you right now. I wish I could really tell you how much /britfeel/ means to me right now.
I guess I should contact someone at the uni, might just go home tomorrow and try emailing them. I can't really talk to people like this, I'll break down in front of them.
Uni has already done so much for me when I was first diagnosed with depressionafter a suicide which I backed down from and told no one about, I don't see them doing more desu. I've already had some time off and been given a second chance and support.
>>25078452
I can't talk to him, not today. I'm too fucked today to talk him. Plus it's xmas, it should be a happy time. I don't feel like I deserve him anyway, not anymore. It was always a pipe dream.
It's my work night out tonight.
I told them I was just popping home to drop my laptop off and I'd be back in 20 minutes.
That was 2 hours ago.
Whoops.
>>25078668
He's got better taste in beer than you and all, mate.
He sounds like a cool guy though - wish my grandpa was still around. He gave me my first pint of guinness when I was younger.
>>25078097
Fucking hell, get me an ale and I'll join you in 5. Looks lovely matey.
>>25078712
lol cheer up pal
>>25065533
Siege is really comfy when you're playing with other people you know and talking/joking while you dominate the other team. Also buy it off a key site or something, it's a good game but not worth 50 quid
>>25065533
I got bored of Battlefront within the hour, and Siege isn't as good as both Vegas games, or nearly as good as SWAT 4.
But it's your money.
>>25078712
>the spoiler text
Exactly the same situation here buddy. It was two years ago and a fortnight ago was the first time I told anyone.
I know things pan out differently for different people, but trust me that things will get better. If you've already been given time off and everything they still might arrange extensions and things like that, or even have a system like my uni where they can 'deem you to have deserved honours' which means you get an unclassed (but still honours) degree without having to actually finish. It's obviously not as good from employers' perspective as getting a 1st/2.i, but it's better than getting suicidal and then not doing as well as you're capable of anyway.
Seriously seriously talk to someone at your uni about it - personally I think it's better to do it face-to-face, but it's your call.
Chin up, lad.
>>25075909
>I'm always too tired for exercise
>I eat less than 300 calories on average, though ideally that should be below 100.
Imagine if they were related
>>25078706
Kek not a fucking chance
>>25078729
Yeah he's an ale guy through and through
>>25078733
You're more than welcome!
Pic related - his man cave
>>25077085
is Iain Stewart your mp?
>>25078844
>Yeah he's an ale guy through and through
Tell him one of your made-up internet friends approvesor don't
Seriously if I was nearby I'd crash the party.
>>25065308
>almost killed myself in may but chickened out
>cousin died of cancer in November (found it in October, tried everything but they couldn't save him
>now mums got breast cancer
>haven't done anything worthwhile all year
I'd probably kill myself right now if I didn't think it'd break my mums heart.
>>25078844
if he is a trucker, good chances are that you are not biologically related to him.
>>25078799
Ok, guess I should start looking into doing something. It's clear I need to get the fuck back to my gp asap. The low mood a few days ago wasn't just a coincidence. I don't think I can really contact uni, feels too late for that. Semester has ended, and it's all closed for xmas anyway.I going to cry for a little bit in bed now. Thank you for talking to me
Random shit from the freezer for dinner, lads.
>>25079170
>I need to get the fuck back to my gp asap
Yep, do this.
>>25079170
>I don't think I can really contact uni, feels too late for that
Email them, mate, at least. Alright? It'll be hard, but it will help.
>>25079170
>Thank you for talking to me
No problem, honestly. What you were saying struck a chord with what I went through, so I just wanted to make sure you try and get help sooner than I did.
>>25079192
Literally 100% of my meals
>>25079192
>just found a choc ice in the back of the freezer
Christmas has come early lads.
I made weed hot chocolate and now I can't stop shitting, literally posting this from the toilet. My nice warm cozy day of being high and playing gta5 is ruined.
>>25079267
I found a rocket lolly from 2009 a while back, I didn't want to die though so I threw it in the bin.
How many of you boys went to private school?
>tfw all-boys' private school
>tfw lots of the rumours about gayshit going on were true
I'm sick everytime I drink now, never just after drinking but the next day, just threw up half a pot noodle now, not a very nice sensation.
>>25079274
>weed hot chocolate
>WENT TO THE LOO
>DID A POO
Anyone ever weigh themselves before and after the loo?
Kek at least one person as this wasn't original (Fuck you robot)
>>25079434
>tfw lots of the rumours about gayshit going on were true
I fucking knew it
>>25079434
It's only gay if you choose men over women, without access to women, it's not really gay. It's the same in prison.
>>25079599
I dunno man, guys giving eachother bjs seems pretty gay to me. And I mean, we did have girls' schools nearby.
>>25078712
>I don't want to be specific but it's STEM.
What up lad - STEM degree holder here. For legit advice it would be useful to know what uni rank we're dealing with and what course it was. First of all pleading leniency or repeating years sounds like flogging a dead horse in this case and I would fuck your uni off and buy a fake degree cert online, intern at a company and play it from there. At uni I studied some high brow shit but I use very little of it in the workplace; one could legitimately get away with what I'm suggesting depending on what you got from your time at uni whist you studied. You probably went to some red-brick russel group place where they only let geniuses graduate.
>>25076478
>tfw when thinking about applying to uni but can't decide. Less than a month for the deadline now too.
>>25079599
>>25079572
>>25079434
Who's going to be the one to ask the big question?
>>25066204
Just tattie scones
>>25066501
Scottish/Irish shit
>tfw no middle class boyfriend to rub my throbbing member against
>>25079900
where in the country are you?askng for a friend
>>25079816
D-did you..?
>>25079925
The north west.Your friend sounds gays.
>>25079434
I went to an all-boys school but it was grammar, not private. Still lots of gayshit went on, though.
>>25079926O-only a few times
>>25079948
Unfortunately my friend lives in South Wales.
>>25079949
>Still lots of gayshit went on, though.
Like what? I went to a state school and you'd get your teeth knocked out for that kind of thing.
>>25073109
I don't know about season 9 senpai but series 9 is worth a watch.
Went to see Star Wars today. All pretty good except for the main girl who was the embodiment of a strong womyn Mary Sue. Talented at everything, better all engineering and fighting than people who had spent years training. Really pulled the whole film down.
This along with Tomorrowland, has Disney been taken over by man hating women?
Ere lads which supermarket is doing the best deals for beer and that?
>>25077418
>Dyed hair
>Tatoos
>Daddy issues
Literally any club on the weekend
>>25080134
Asda I think still. 2x20 carling for 20 quid 50p a tinnie. Also applies to the strongbow 20s. Fosters 20s and coors 18s
Source: asda worker
>>25079948
Manchester?
Who's posted that before?
Stuck on the train sitting next to a bunch of cunt teenagers. Send help m8s
MEMES ON MEMES ON MEMES
>>25080346
Any females? Buy their socks, you'd be surprised how desperate they are for money now.
>>25080360
HOLY SHIT WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS
Poleaboo's little sister has gotten a boyfriend and he's white. He feels the obligation to put this shiteater in his place but can't be bothered.
>>25079993
>you will never go on a boxing day hike in the valleys with Anon's friend
>>25080239
Not quite.
But probably me, lel.
>>25080375
Probably because its an incredibly stupid idea.
>>25080438
are you kidding? if you were a girl why wouldnt you sell them? what would be stupid about this idea?
>>25080360
No just little protolads. The worst kind of teenager. They look like #cheekynandos incarnate
>>25080438
>Slags not jumping at the chance to make easy money for their generic socks.
>>25080431
>anon's friend will never take you to his local after a long hike and buy you a beer
>>25080412
His place being above you and belonging here a lot more than you because he is a native genetic Englishman? Good plan. You should go and make him some tendies.
Dad's had a curry and the house stinks of paki food.
>>25080542
Curry isn't paki cuisine you workingclass mouthbreather.
>>25080541
Poleaboo doesn't even know how to make tendies
what you bangin' lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34LyiriE6eo
>>25080461
>>25080475
Because girls find shit like that creepy and they'll become scared of you and probably tell their boyfriends who'll jump you when you get off the train.
Even if it worked you'd get the reputation around town as that guy who buys used socks off schoolgirls.
>>25080486
It's a good job I don't even care then.;_;
>>25080542
But curry's really nice, you big idiot.
>tfw Fish saagwala coming right now
The missus is upset lads
Just want a night alone with Just Cause 3
>>25080619
>you'd get the reputation around town as that guy who buys used socks off schoolgirls.
>the guy
>implying
>>25080632
Nice piggu you got there m8.
>>25080594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico
>>25080632
Why can't they just be happy to spend some time alone. Why do they need attention every minute of the day.
Wrong shot
Wew lads
Just got in from the shop. Normally I got early as possible but I slept in today so only just went now. It was dodgy as fuck. There was a gang on chavs out on the street firing air rifles. Luckily I managed to sneak past them.
There was a bunch more chavs outside the shop with their staffies but I just looked confident and went in so they didn't bother with anything.
The only bad thing was when I got home I couldn't feed the stray cats I usually look after because the chavs were outside with their air rifles shooting and they started looking at me so I had to get in and lock the door ASAP meaning I couldn't feed my kitties. I feel really bad but hopefully the chavs will go away and the cats will come back later so I can feed them.
Anyway I have my booze so let our /britfeel/ mad Friday commence!
How has everyone been?
>>25080670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thIVtEOtlWM
>>25080630
>My friend doesn't care either
>My friend doesn't want someone anyway
>My friend will never hike again
>>25080686
Why don't you call the police? That's what they're for.
>>25080663
Thanks fella ;)
>>25080677
>Getting cucked by someone called Eddie
Oh I am laughing
>>25080704
Phone the popo before the cunts shoot a cat. It will be fun, firearms police will come if you tell them the chavs have air rifles.
>>25080704
>implying police care about what happens on a council estate
Unless the chavs actually did manage to shoot me the police wouldn't even bother turning up. Especially not on mad Friday of all days.
>>25080708
Lol Eddie is our mechanic. I needed her slot in the garage
>>25080719
This. People get proper prison time for having fake firearms. Just say they have what look like guns.
>>25080677
>Yeah..... not dealing with this right now
It wasn't the great comeback you thought it was I'm afraid to say
You blew it, son
>>25080719
Would firearms police actually turn up even if I tell them it is an air rifle? I had thought if I did call the police I would say 'It looks like real guns but I'm not sure it might be air rifles' because if they suspected it might be real they would deffo send firearms and maybe shoot the chavs. Would they still send armed police for just air rifles?
Slowly killing myself with spirits.drinking gin atm
>>25080754
I shouldn't have to. She so needy. She's fucking 32 with a high power job.
>>25080767
Definitely, I've watched enough Police Interceptors to know.
They sometimes even send firearms police if a knife is involved.
I can hear my mum downstairs making me a gin and tonic.
Life isn't always shit, friends.
>>25080772
Me too, immanently
>>25080632
>sending kisses
this is fucking gay holy shit
>>25080787
That's amazing. Will deffo have to grass them up one of these days then just to see the armed popo turn up.
>>25080703
That's fine, so long as no one cares. ;~;
>>25080785
>She's fucking 32 with a high power job.
>You're on /britfeel/
Is that clucking I hear?
>>25080793
>tfw chasing down gin withcheeseand water.
>>25080677
>she slept with Eddie
>your beta ass still talks to her and wants to smooth things over
Fucking pathetic. I hope I never end up as normie as this.
>>25080767
Yes, you can get a few months prison just for having an imitation firearm in public on your person. They are firing them at things.
>>25080830
What gin are you on?
>>25080785
And you want to lose being a kept man to seem cool? What's wrong with you?
>>25080767
You're not allowed to walk around with air rifles, to use them you have to be a certain distance away from a public highway.
Also the police don't know if the air rifles are over 22 foot pound (the legal limit), if they are chavs the guns probably aren't.
>>25080830
>>25080793
>>25080772
I'm jelly of all you Gin bros. Haven't had gin in ages. I used to love drinking gin and orange juice or gin and cranberry.
>>25080868
Why'd you stop?
Got to be g and t for me
Gin is a patrician drink, nothing like a nice gin and tonic with some lemon in it.
I really like flavoured gin too like sloe gin, you can drink that neat. I used to have big glasses of it, didn't realise you are meant to drink it like whiskey.
>>25080851
Value dry London gin.
I'm half a bottle in, and barely feel anything ;___;
>>25080868
Gin is an old woman's drink mate.
>mad friday
>dozens of normies will die from fights and alcohol poisoning
>>25080896
>alcohol
>patrician
it's sold in supermarkets kid, it's literally produced for plebs
>>25080677
As possibly the only other person in this thread with a girlfriend, you dun good.
Don't let the betas convince you to grovel to her bullshit, let herself work it out herself and apologise. Although you look like you know this, clearly you have some experience managing your bitches.
>>25080935
>mad friday on /britfeel/
It's kind of the same in a way r-r-right?
Didn't feel like drinking earlier but decided to power through, can't spend Friday sober especially this one.
>>25080830
Just gout my (your) shit up, mate.
>>25080935
the hell is mad friday?
another yank event?
>>25080686
The chavs are probably shooting the kitties. Sorry to be the bearer
>>25080941
>it's sold in supermarkets
Where is it supposed to be sold you idiot?
>>25080973
It's the friday before Christmas, generally a lot of work for the police, more drinking and fighting.
>>25080957
>letting her have sex with other men
>you dun good
kill yourself
>>25080863
>>25080836
Thanks for the info lads. Yea they run around the whole neighbourhood with them. I've seen them shooting animals and kids, they've tried to shoot me before but they're a bit bent.
Next time they are running around and shooting them I will give the popo a ring. I honestly thought there'd be nothing they could do about it and think I was just being a nuisance.
>>25080973
The night after loads of normies finish wageslaving for christmas. They drink far too much, even moreso than usual.
>>25080957
I too have gf and I concur with this guy. Sometimes you gotta put your foot down or else you end up being her little bitch.
>>25080836
So phone the police you retard.
>>25080989
there's an organized piss up day that isn't a holiday?
the life of a normie...
>get pissed
>get pissed again
>get pissed some more
>"Drugs? Do I look like I'm scum?"
>>25080812
And she's at home crying about not being here. Hey ho. Continue your night lads.
What we all doing? I have a decision to make
>>25080994
Now where does it say that? I know women are natural cheaters, but just mentioning some dudes name doesn't mean she fucked him.
There's a decent chance, but damn.
>>25080887
I don't tend to buy spirits I just buy beer. My parents used to buy gin but I'm guessing they stopped because I would drink it all... So when they stopped buying it I stopped drinking it.
>>25080921
Nah mate Gin & Juice is a gangster drink
>>25081034
Is that the Jessica Lovejoy episode?
>>25081034
Both girl's drinks.
>>25080989
>I buy my drinks from the supermarket
He's right, you're a pleb.
>>25080677
>eddie was a mistake
>>25081003
>hur dur everyone who has a job is a normie
So women who have a betaprovidercuck are robots? fucking retard. having a job or not has fuckall to do with being normie.
>>25081003
>still a week to go before christmas
ok
>>25081034
Rum and Witcher of course of course my horse
>>25081034
I'm gonna take my gf to the Christmas market, drink mulled wine and get a German sausage in my mouth :^)
>>25081054
I don't actually, my Mother buys them for me... So there.
>>25081047
>Eddie was a mistake
>I didn't do it on purpose
You clearly don't understand women. Enjoy getting kecked.
anyone getting drunk tonight? i've had 3 tinnies and unsure whether to buy more beers
>>25081030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM
love brass eye
>>25081074
He didn't say that everyone with a job is a normie. He was just describing Mad Friday and it was pretty accurate.
>>25080851
gin, gin
i didn't know there were any other kinds.
>>25081072
She had booked her car in to my mechanics (60 yr old guy)tomorrow just so she could swindle a Friday night here
>>25081102
How many you got in total? I think a few of us are getting shitfaced. I'd buy more if I was you. I've got 8 bottles of Hobgoblin and half a bottle of wine in case the Hobgoblin isn't enough. I'm just about to start now.
Also what take away should I get team? Thinking about Chinese.
>>25081074
I didn't say that at all, don't be silly. Working has nothing to do with being a normie.
>>25081102
Got 3 bottles of wine.
Will be drunk.
>>25081106
>>25081137
he implied it though. not only normies but also other type of faggots finish working there.
>tfw still dont have a job
enjoy your mad friday i guess, normos.
>>25081135
3 tinnies. that's it
>>25081154
i have 8 pounds in cash, will only want to spend that at tesco. can get 8 tinnies for that price
>>25079231
I will email them mate, I feel so off but I will do at least that. I feel slightly different now. I haven't cried in years desu I think just letting it out helped. Right now I feel empty. Not sure if that's better or worse. Doesn't feel better.
Uni gave me the option to continue my degree part time ages after the meds. Really wish I went with that option now.
>>25081161
Yea but normies are the ones who go out on the piss. Mad Friday isn't defined by the day everyone finishes work on the last Friday before Christmas. It is defined as when everyone finishes work and the normies go out get shitfaced then punch each other and get killed in other Darwinist ways.
>>25081074
>everyone who has a job is a normie
Yes. Unless you're a self-employed internet baron (you aren't) then you need to be able to communicate with other people and are thus a normie.
>>25081177
When I go Tesco they normally have a deal 12 cans of Carlsberg for 8 quid
>>25081187
>it's Darwinism
>he says, as he sits alone not reproducing while everyone else is getting drunk and having sex
>>25081177
Buy K cider or something like that, fiver for 4 cans, gets you nice and drunk.
>>25081161
I really didn't mean to, I have a christmas temp job myself, the only thing you could have detected is bitterness that I have to work all over christmas.
>>25081206
I've already had a white son, my genetic requirements are met. I'm basically useless to humanity now.
>>25081188
wow , so a hermit neet who communicates with his mom once a week is a normie too? seriously fuck off.
>>25081097
>>25081072
>>25080835
Can't belive I'm doing this lads
Proof I suppose
>>25081206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA
>>25081205
i'll see what tesco has, don't really like carlsberg
>>25081211
not a huge fan of cider
>>25081230
>why the fuck would I leave him on purpose
holy shit a real kuckfest
>>25081230
feel a bit bad for her now desu, you are being very mean. Throw the dog a bone.
>>25081254
It doesn't taste like cider, it is 8.5%.
Fondly known as a "court case in a can".
>>25081260
bad lad
show no mercy, bitches love an asshole
>>25081260
Nah mate that's what she wants him to think. She wants him to think he is being mean so that he will feel bad an apologies. It's just mind games. If he sticks to his guns eventually she will give in admit all wrong doing and cry begging for him not to leave her. Then he's won the relationship.
>>25081289
Women always look prettier when bruised and crying.
>>25081122
Morrisons standard issue gin. They were doing a litre of Bombay for GBP15 (FUCKING ROBOT CUNT) when I was in there earlier, great price.
>>25081034
Not played any of the prior games in both of these series. Are they still worth getting? I got a PS4 from my normie brother and these seem to be the go to games for single along with Bloodborne.
>>25081352
Singe player*
Fug.
>>25081348
That advert is right tbf if women think they can spill coffee and get away with it at home they need to wise up.
>>25081336
>only 15 good boy points for a litre of gin
Fucking hell, that's amazing.
>>25081085
Manchester lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJqEl41tv_s
>>25081389
And the same for a litre of JD if that's your thing.
>>25081433
Think of all the white women he creampied that night.
So fucking based.
any /Kent/ man in?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Guys my parents are home and shit faced. I didn't think they'd be home for another few hours so I left half my beers in the fridge. Now I'm not going to drink the rest of my beers unless they go back out or go to bed/pass out sooner rather than later.
Oh how naive I am.
SK-SKRRRRRRRRR
>>25081468
Why can't you go and get them?
Just don't think about it and go and get them.
>>25081448
Where's he from anyway?
>>25081352
If you want high paced shooting and explosions just cause is the game.
If you've ever played skyrim. And liked it. Buy the witcher. You won't be disappointed. Slow as you like game play with a lot of thinking and crafting involved. If you're on a budget assassins creed black flag is also a good one for you.
I have a brother like you. And I bought him his PS4
>>25081490
Because my parents are fucking looneys when they're drunk. There's no way I can go down there without them starting some mad drunken shit.
>>25081557
You remind me of a friend of mine
>>25081557
You can do it anon! Block out everything, except your goal of getting your delicious beers!you deserve it, maybe.
>>25081581
What's his name? Maybe it's me.
>see something for my brother in the post (he's doing his teacher training at uni)
>it's a labour party membership letter
>>25081468
>Drunken parents
Literally the worst thing imaginable.
Usually they're deliberately as annoying as they can possibly be because they find it funny to wind people up while under the excuse of being drunk.
Though that does remind me to go and get some of that hot mulled cider they have kicking around, it's pretty quality stuff.
>>25081594
Sign him up for a subscription to the Muslim Times or something.
>>25081594
Would gladly see you hanged along with him to make a point.
Labour scum need to die.
>>25081593
Has your dog ever bit your face requiring hospital treatment?
>>25081584
I really can't man. Once they collar me it is game over and I'll be stuck down there with them for an hour and they'll be unpredictable as fuck. They might be friendly but there's a better chance they'll be angry and aggressive and scream at me. If I try to just barge straight through and ignore them they'll get really mad at me for being rude and ignoring their drunken bollocks then I'll be really in trouble.
Just going to have to wait it out. Luckily I still have 4 beers up here. I never put everything in the fridge in case this situation occurs. It just means I'll have to drink warm beers for a bit and hope they either go back out or pass out before I need to get more.
>>25081594
>Teacher
>Labour
What did you fucking expect?
>>25081637
I am far right. Come the day of the rope I will grass on him.
>>25081643
You're in the middle of an online game and your team needs you. Tell them you're the best or some shit. If they're pissed some fake pride will kick in.....hopefully
chinese or pizza... pizza would iclude 2 chicken crispies, frizzle and 8 onion o's, 2 can of fizzle pop for 12bongfidy
chinese I get meat in sauce a starer and rice and need something else to hit minimum delivery
>>25081693
Pizza, I hate Chinese.
A weekend of endless possibility stretches ahead, what are you going to do to make the most of it, anons?T minus 61 hours till wagecucking
>>25081643
I'm sorry to hear that.
I still think you can do it though, anon.
>>25066346
TATTIE SCONES
>>25081693
Unless you know the pizza is good, go for the Chinese I would say.
>>25081643
Open your window and put them on the window sill m8, that is what I always did at uni to avoid having to go into the kitchen when someone could have been there.
>>25081693
I had a peking duck pizza once.
>>25081704
4 toppings famalam, I'm thinking pepperoni and jalapenos, peppers, maybe ask for extra cheese but it's not listed as a topping
>>25081709
Watch football and UFC, also drink.
>>25081762
Never known the appeal of pepporoni, I normally go for hawaian.
orate lads, hows england? moved away 2 years ago and starting to miss that britfeel tbqh
>>25081770
>I normally go for hawaian.
Get out you monster
>>25081772
Where did you fuck off to, traitor?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372?intc_type=promo&intc_location=sport&intc_campaign=boozecalculator&intc_linkname=news_fac_quiz1
According to the quiz I'm a moldovan.
>>25081741
It's decent, only pizza chain's would make better
>>25081770
might go bbq chicken, tandori chicken, jalapenos and chillies, I like spicy, pineapple belongs in chinese dishes not on pizza
>>25080896
>sloe gin
Got 4 liters of the stuff being made at the moment - picked the sloes near my house.
Going to get shitwrecked on it at Christmas
>>25081709
Working as a manager in a famous green supermarket yay!
AND NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE FUCKING ADVENT CALENDARS.
>>25081823
I got called Kuwaiti, me out desu.
>>25081807
the canary islands mate, fuerteventura to be more precise
>>25081865
>AND NO WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE FUCKING ADVENT CALENDARS.
Could you go and check in the back?
>>25081889
Been lanzarote twice this year Feb and July. It's fucking windy bruv. July it was appreciated though
>>25081642
Don't have a dog. I'm a cat person.
>>25081909
*walks in back and has some banter then returns* I'm sorry no there's none in stock
>>25065499
Pringles are what you need lad, or lass?
Asked for my tea to be ready for quarter to, it's not infront of me yet.
Fucking hell woman. You've been on this earth for 52 years and you can't time it right? All I am having is poached eggs beans and toast.
>>25081744
That's a really good idea. Thanks. Unfortunately I'm the same guy who was posting about the chavs with air rifles so I'm not 100 percent comfortable with leaving my windows open.
>>25081679
My parents probably don't even know what online games are. Also they're drunk, they can't be reasoned with. I don't get to talk back to them unless it is to agree with what they're saying. It's mainly just them yelling at me about random shit and them making their judgments about me known. If I did manage to be talk more loudly than them and say that they'd go mental at me with grow up all you want to do is play games show us some respect etc... And things would just be much much worse.
>>25065679
Youre literally not you when on drugs though
>>25081989
>poached eggs with beans
What the fuck
>>25081823
hmmm Is this bad?
>>25081968
I'm pretty indifferent to junkfood but fucking pringles are addicting man.
>qt at work says something to me
>didn't really hear so just smile and nod
>thinking about it now it may have been a question
>>25082013
Two poached eggs on two slices of toast, small portion of beans on another slice of toast, then I have 3 slices of toast (cut in half so 6 bits) to dip in the eggs.
Anyway lads. I'd like to say a big thank you to you all today. I only found this board last night in my desperation to fight off the might lad flu. I've shit posted all day and you've listened. So I'm green clio guy. Grandad in the pub guy and overly attached clare guy. And witcher and just cause guy. Thanks once again. I think I'll be sticking around.
>>25081823
Kuwait
>[Original Post]
>>25081823
>You drink like you're from Vietnam, which is the joint 86th lightest-drinking country in the world.
I doubt 6-8% ale counts as what they define 'beer' as though.
>>25082018
Link to that please? I want to try mine.
>getting the street sign captcha again that you always get wrong the first time
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>25082052
Does the bean juice and the poached egg yolk ever mix?
>>25082053
It's been nice having, you shitcunt :^)
What're you drinking tonight then?
Let's get boozed and shitpost
>>25082053
>found this board last night
>contributed to the threads in a meaningful non spastic Reddit 'secret club' tier way
Well fuck me sideways.
Please, please stay.
>>25081823
>tfw also moldovan
>>25082089
No I don't allow that to happen. The toast creates islands, and I absorb all the yolk juice into the toast slices I dip in them.
>>25082078
Whats with the street sign captcha? Too difficult desu
>>25081928
yeh mate that breeze can be a god send through the summer tho, not so much now. that being said its been a constant 22-24 degrees this past week n i just wanna feel a comfy cold britmas again tbqh
>>25082137
>I don't allow that to happen.
Autism
>>25081823
>only second heaviest
i need to up my game
If you drank like this every week, in a year you would consume:
beer 1248
pints
wine 0
glasses of wine
spirits 0
shots
Your drinking habits are unlike the average from any country.
But your closest match on overall consumption alone is Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world.
In my defense the average is probably brought down a lot by non alchys who have like 2 glasses of wine a week or some weak ass shit.
>>25081453
Whitstable, you nearby?
So long as you're not from Margate/Broadstairs/Ramsgate we'll get along.
>>25082137
That's fair enough then mate. I felt really sick when I imagined the idea of beans and poached egg yolks mixing. I'll let you off.
>>25082073
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372?intc_type=promo&intc_location=sport&intc_campaign=boozecalculator&intc_linkname=news_fac_quiz1
>>25082104
Baileys right now. Got too much to choose from here
>>25082109
Nah fuck that shit. I suppose I just felt too much of a normie to post. Then i found the brit thread
>>25082127
STAND UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2T-GhP8U4
>>25082237
You will get people telling you to leave for being too normie, but just ignore them. They're cucks.
>>25082053
none of us want you posting here though
>>25082166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2T-GhP8U4
3 of us now lad /modoldovanfeel/ when
>>25082175
Deal here, dead as anything
>>25082298
I'm sorry I don't fuck pillows desu senpai pissflaps
>>25082274
Fuck 'em. But it's been cool. Tomorrow I'll be going back to getting 150 quid a day to be telling people they're not working hard enough. Cushty.
>tfw my gf just told me she has a cuck fetish
>wants me to cuck her
Is this a trap?
evens i go to the shop and get beers
odds i stay here bored and do nothing the rest of the evening
>>25082473
fuck it, going to get beers anyway. already had 3 tinnies
>>25082460
Cuck fetish is second after being dominated for most popular female fetishes.
They can't actually love, they just love the idea of having a high status male. What's more high status than a guy who can fuck countless women?
>>25082460
It's a test. Women will test your loyalty with shit like this.
>>25082486
Hahaha! Go on bro. I'm the same
>>25082460
She just wants a free pass to cheat on you.
Which means she will or is already cheating on you.
>>25082486
got a litre of captain morgans to keep me occupied tonight lad not sure if i should stick to drinking it straight or mix it with some coke or cherry coke
>>25082505
>>25082504
So... shall I go for it?
I don't think it is just a test, now I know this I can see she's been building up to this for a while
>>25082552
>i want to go for it but don't want the responsibility of making that decision
>make the decision for me so I can blame you
fuck off
just made us a new thread for tonight lads
>>25082628
>>25082628
>>25082628
>>25082552
I'm confused. Does she want you to fuck someone or does she want you to fuck someone?
>>25082504
Maybe in men but not in women. Only 1/10 women have a fetish and literally the only fetish they have is to be dominated/raped like in 50 Shades of Grey
source: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders
Anon with drunk parents here. I'm literally fucked. My mum just went back out but my dad stayed in. This means he probably fell asleep and is going to go fucking mental when he wakes up and finds she's gone out on her own. He's gunna start smashing the house up and probably have a pop at me as well.
Tempted to kill myself to avoid he absolute nuclear war that is due to occur here in a matter of hours.
Now I really have no chance of getting my beers.
My night at the moment
>>25082720
Grab stash. Find safety. In that order
>>25082720
>posting in a dead thread
nice one
>>25082552
Do it, either it will be fine or it will crush her, if you dont do it it will cause a problem anyway
