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week until Crimbo edition
>>25082628
wew first
>>25082628
1st for shall I cuck her?
PAKIS OUT
original comment
>>25082655
Sloppy seconds for you, matey :^)
I hate sodding christmas. Went and did my shopping today. Spent a grand total of about 17 quid, a few cheap cards from Card Factory, a gift set for me mom and a bag of nuts for me nan. I'll stick 20 quid in my brothers card but i'll get that back coz he does the same for me.
I looked around the shops and its all just complete fucking tat. And people are queueing out the door for all kinds of tacky shite. Fuckin hate xmas me, be glad when its all over for another year
Good evening everyone~
How was your day?
Today, I had to take a train for the first time which made me quite nervous and anxious. I'm feeling really comfy now though~
I haven't felt this happy in a long time desu
who else here /goodfeels/?
NORMIES OUT
Getting fuck sick of them bringing these threads down every time. They're as bad as the tripfags.
Keep Britain Anime
>>25082706
fuck off you faggot, can't you kill yourself or something?
literally worse than the normie posting
Anon with drunk parents here. I'm literally fucked. My mum just went back out but my dad stayed in. This means he probably fell asleep and is going to go fucking mental when he wakes up and finds she's gone out on her own. He's gunna start smashing the house up and probably have a pop at me as well.
Tempted to kill myself to avoid he absolute nuclear war that is due to occur here in a matter of hours.
Now I really have no chance of getting my beers.
>didn't see the new thread
>>25082716
We're here for your waifus
>>25082744
Where's she gone? Go full stealthmode and get those beverlies son.
This man is my Jesus. He is literally the greatest orator I have ever heard. His natural charisma is astounding and he is the only politician with the guts to speak the truth about the hellhole that is modern Britain and with the balls to confront the twisted, commie, Europhile scum of the EC
GOD SPEED THE FARAGE
Re-created the thought bubble to a desktop background
>>25082791
She's gone back to the pub.
I am tempted too. If I can get them in stealth mode without waking my dad I'll have everything I need in my room. Then I can just lock myself and hope I can hunker down here until it's all over. On the flip side, if I try to go stealth mode but wake him and he discovers my mum is gone while I am down there I am truly, truly fucked.
Going to think about it see if I can come up with a plan then decide whether or not I should go for it.
Last year I had 4 weeks off for Christmas.
This year I have like four days.
Should have stayed in the Army lads.
>>25082816
I love him, I try to watch all his speeches, even went to one live a month back, he's great
YOU CAN'T BARAGE
THE FARAGE
>>25082816
>He is literally the greatest orator I have ever heard
>What is Vladmir Lenin
What are you drinking tonight lads?
Jack Daniels with the last of my coke here.
>>25082791
Agreed, if he is passed out seems perfect.
>>25082887
Can't afford alchomohol
at least I have ribena
>>25082868
>tfw lenin's tomb was closed when you visited
>>25082868
>Vladmir Lenin
>Bolsheviks
>Good
top fucking kek
>>25082838
why is ritsu the best k-on?
>>25082868
Good old Lenin
>>25082848
Why does your dad care so much about your mum going out?
>>25082655
Yes, either shell be ok or not ok.
If you dont do it the relationshit will rot away anyway, this way if it does go bad you have gained sexual status for use in the seduction of women
>>25082951
cos shes getting dominated by superior mandingo cock
>>25082706
I sat in my room all day and ate philadelphia on cream crackers.
Keep posting!
>>25082848
Arent you old enough to beat up daddy yet?
>editing audio at work
>some nasally fuck starts talking
>I don't remember recording this cunt
>realise its me
>tfw you sound like someone doing a milliband impression
just fucking shoot me
>>25082936
She's not, Yui is
>>25083022
you spelled ritsu wrong
>>25082951
Because he's paranoid when he's drunk and think she's going out to get fucked by chad.
>>25083001
I'm 23 but my dad is harder than a coffin nail and would literally kill me in a fight.
>>25083059
>thinks
implying
>>25083059
Cant blame him for the paranoia, bring a hammer or whatever weapon you keep in your room, you do keep a weapon in your room, right?
just walked to tesco, bought 4 san miguel and 4 red stripes. now listening to some hip hop and spitting drunk bars of fury
>>25083084
Honestly, I actually think my mum had an affair once. With another woman. Yea...
Is it any wonder I'm so fucked up?
Update is I went downstairs and my dad had disappeared. I grabbed all my beers and am locked in my room now. I have heard some shouting outside could be him or chavs or him vs chavs not sure. Trying to have a look but don't want to reveal my position.
Pub cunt checking in
>>25082936
She just is, m8.
>>25083143
Good work anon, forget all that shit now and shitpost the night away.
>>25083149
>stella
>srsly
>>25082838
Lovely that, saved.
>>25083102
I keep a wrench under my pillow but that's incase chavs break in not for my parents. Even if I wanted to I couldn't hit my dad. He's a really nice bloke when he is sober and has worked really hard all his life to provide for us. Unfortunately he likes drinking and turns into a complete fucking mad man when he does.
>>25083106
Are you the usual 2x4pack robot?
>>25083149
Proper boozer there by the look of it. No real pubs left in my neck of the woods. Just Ember fucking Inns and Wetherspoons full of alky pensioners
>>25083050
Ritsu a shit, at least Yui has talent
>>25083149
That looks like a comfy pub.
I sometimes go down spoons on my own but its too busy now with all the christmas fucks around.
>>25083162
Yeah. Problem officer?
>>25083175
Dont blame him
>work your ass off
>manage to get qt
>have a kid
>work hard
>been arguing with karen more and more
>she cheats on me with a woman
>keeps going to the pub when im asleep
JUST
>>25083168
>saved
Cheers, took me a while, just fixed some things
>>25083189
>Wetherspoons full of alky pensioners
It's your destiny anon, don't knock it.
>>25083186
yes i am, no fosters this time though. already had 2 fosters and 1 san miguel from last weekend.
>>25083189
This is the type of pub where dog to person ratio I usually 1:1
>>25083149
are you just sat by yourself in a pub
also >Stella
/int/ here
can you lot take kentqt off our hands? we don't need a desperate slag.
>>25083275
Fuck off normie we're full.
>>25083275
We don't allow tripfags here, sorry.
>>25083275
No grills allowed zone, sorry bud.
>>25083238
you missed the white gaps inbetwen then,
you should adjust the saturation of the flag so it matches the red of the outfits.
I added an outer glow layer style to the op, incase you want to replicate that.
also if you save for web option it wont be such a huge file size.
>>25083275
Keep your staceynormslut to your shitty board
>>25083226
>have a kid
>work hard to put food on the table for wee anon and karen
>wee anon turns into some kind of recluse
>the arguments with karen start getting worse
>we're both drinking more and more, think she's cucking me with a woman
>anon just squirrels booze away into his room
>keeps himself to himself
JUST
>>25083258
I thought you were on 1664 last week.
>>25083291
>>25083303
>>25083312
>>25083326
come on lads, do us a solid, yeah?
Is the anon here whose nan slapped him over his anti-labour comment? Would like to know how that progressed.
>>25083338
ahh my mistake. you're correct. had 1 kronie and 2 fosters. was gonna buy some more 1664 but saw some red stripe at the last second. eating some gherkins and beetroot now with a miguel
>>25083149
Last time I went to a pub I stole a full set of pool balls, probably shouldn't go back, was funny at the time though, very funny.
>start eating enough vegtables every day
>drink enough water
>wake up at the same time every day
holy fuck lads i literally feel so much better i thought it was just a meme
>>25083366
Go on, send her over it'll shake things up a bit
>keep wondering what ill do if i get mugged
>ronson multitool in with the cork screw out between the fingers
Im a fucking madman, keep back or ill fuckin do you in
this place is fucking shit, don't worry, i'm not staying.
>>25083418
Just had a laughing shitfit imagining you doing that with a cork still attached to it
>I'll fucking ave you mate
>>25083406
After doing all that for basically me entire life I still feel shit all the time and tired no matter how much I sleep.
>>25083275
>roastie
>kent
Disaster m80 no room here sadly. You got room for a weeabo with eating disorders or a spycam installer with a polak fetish?
>>25083418
>going to jail for some paki kids
not worth it mate
>>25083435
P-please, we're so lonely
>>25083435
Good, fuck off back to your normie board then.
>>25083436
Mate dont be daft, corks dont exist anymore, and anyway the added weight is still fuckin nasty
>>25083436
>people pissing themselves laughing at something you would never do
That's so awkward and horrible. I remember one christmas my mum imagined me breakdancing for some weird board game related reason and the entire family was crying with laughter while I just sat there. I'm not even comically fat.
>>25082628
>tfw when another year of british feelings almost gone by
>>25083275
It's not the cunt in the n9 leggings is it?
>>25083475
I doubt ill ever get mugged desu.
>tall feels
>>25083436
>You don't want to see what happens when I take the cork out, m8
Should probably get something like that myself, but I don't go out enough to ever need it.
>>25083454
because your a faggot anon
>>25083413
>Set autism to REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25083201
It's my fucking retreat
I serve myself here. I love it. To myself mind you
>>25083520
Its dirt cheap on amazon lad, i dont go out at all but its useful for opening boxes and shit
>>25083519
>tfw harassed by kids all the time
>short feels
>>25083528
I'd probably pull a "what are going to do, stab me?" and then get stabbed
>>25083318
I put it in high res as I use a 4K monitor for work, so I made it for me mainly, the white in between is the flag, I had to make as there are no normal flags in a decent resolution
Added a glow(should I remove it?) and changed the red
>emailing with a guy off of craigslist
>don't know what to say
who /dyingavirgin/ here?
>>25083496
Thanks for the keks
>>25083520
>what this?
>this isn't a cork from earlier, it's a sheath for my curvy shank mate
>>25083570
Some 5ft 6 guy who was the utter epitone of normie made a joke with me and the cashier that i needed a haircut, told him to grow up and he looked uncomfortable and fucked off, funny thing is he was calling her a midget abd he was like an inch taller than her, glad i put him in his place.
>>25083597
much much better...
>>25083597
The diagonal lines are all fucked up
>>25083680
They are supposed to be you idiot.
>>25083380
>tfw you know more about anons booze cupboard than he does.
>>25083418
>not carrying an evo grip 16
fucking pleb
>>25083710
i'm glad someone takes an interest in me, albeit in my alcohol consumption habits
>>25083680
That's how the union flag looks
>>25083713
Was only a few quid m8, and that things not even on amazon, now whos the pleb?
>>25083810
it's too patrician to be on amazon
>>25083597
>>25083807
That's not the union flag. Look it up, the blades go anti-clockwise.
>>25083660
Thanks,Please ignore this
>>25083699
>>25083807
Its supposed to be like this you twats.
Youre a pair of cheeky gobshites that need deporting tbqhwy
Anon who thought he was going to fail uni in last thread. I'm not failing anything, I just realized I had an panic attack. I've had this before once. Thankfully I didn't throw up or anything. I spent an hour crying for no reason. Even cancelled on my friends for star wars this weekend. Should probably go.
Why is my head so fucked up all of a sudden senpai? I think I might need a change in medication.
Sorry for blog post. Head hurts desu.
>>25083877
>Sorry
no you're not, otherwise you wouldn't have hit post
how do you shave your pubic hair lads
>>25083910
Just wanted someone to talk to senpai. My head feels like it's going to explode.
>>25083830
No m8 its just sold out and never coming back because wenger got bought by victorinox
>>25083972
Try not to worry anon, it's a stressful time of year. If it happens again in the new year talk to the doc but as it is just write it off and see your friends.
>>25083960
With care.
Trim first if they're long and then just shave away.
You'll want some lotion on it after though or you'l have major itches
Pretty sure I'm going to get fired Monday lads
>Got a job after 8 months of eager searching
>Working at Pizza Hut
>Delivery boy
>Really enjoying it
>Only problem is sexual frustration from my NEET life
>Get an order when I am feeling horny
>Quickly stop on the way to the house as I am making good time
>Stop in a Subway and go to masturbate in the toilet
>Ejaculate into some tissue
>stuff it into my pocket
>leave get back on my bike
>on my bike, pocket feels wet
>without thinking pull the tissue out
>dislike littering
>stick it inside one of the pizza boxes
>do the delivery, get back, clock out and come home
>just realise what I did now
Its not fair. I only had this job for 3 weeks.
There is no way the customer won't complain. I have already told my dad and now he is making me a pizza to 'comfort' me and has put the TV on babestation for me to watch while eat.
Probably kill myself.
>>25083877
Good to hear everything's fine and even better to hear you're feeling better~
Might want to see someone about it tbqh, it sounds like it would be quite difficult to manage something like that on a regular basis.
>>25083960
Use scissors to trim it down, then just fucking do it, go with the grain, then side to side, then diagonal, then be a madman and go against the grain of you dare!
Will feel amazing then tomorrow morning you will be so fucking itchy youll cry.
>>25084035
what sort of lotion
>>25083866
I tried doing it properly, but I cannot for the life of me get it correct, so I've left it as it is,
>>25084074
It looks fucking shit though. Fix it or don't bother posting it again.
>>25083877
Some people are naturally moodswingy. I get it horribly sometimes too. It's almost as if science decided that even though you've got a dick you're going to deal with feeling shit for a few days every month.
If you're already on medication it might be worth mentioning it to the doc to see what they can do about it, there's a lot of different things they can prescribe you and if you've already got one it should be pretty easy to get it changed for something else.
>>25084074
Why not just put animu girls on top of a picture of the flag?
>>25083960
Never shave, just use hair clippers.
>>25084046
Yeah, like that happened, fuck off.
>>25084053
thats funny advice from a person who gets told to seek help multiple times a day but instead just comes back on here time after time shitposting about how they ate nothing and feel tired
>>25083877
Work harder.
It better be a STEM degree or il hook u in the gabber for fuckin whinging about your media studies degree being hard
>>25084053
>thinking you're in a position to give advice when you roleplay about pokemon on facebook
>and when you're literally underaged
get bent you retard
>>25083960
Wax it
>>25083960
Cutthroat razor or GTFO
>>25084064
Anything which a) moisturizes and b) gets rid of bacteria
Tbqh it's not an essential step, but helpful before you get the hang of shaving properly
There's good guides if you google it - that's how I learnt
Why are you shaving them?
>>25084180
Not him, but give the fucking brand name, p-please
>>25084112
Every picture of the flag is either really low resolution or has stupid slashes on it, I need it high res and be able to change the colours of the red
>>25084180
I once shaved and followed all the guides and tips and still ended up with horrible ingrown hairs that left marks for fucking ages.
>>25084228
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg
>>25084026
I'm trying. Will talk to doc though, and yes should do something this weekend but kind of just want to go home now. Will just go home tomorrow as today was my last day of uni. Just want to see my cat. His stupid face always makes me feel better.
>>25084053
Thanks tilde. I'm on anti depressants already but I think the past few days they've not been doing much. First a really low mood out of nowhere a few days ago and now this.
Look after yourself too mate. I've read your posts and you should see someone too. It's not as bad as everyone thinks it's going to be. Would have been fuck knows where now had it not been for my gp. Best wishes to you.
>>25084122
Yes, STEM desu.
>>25084109
Don't know, haven't been this fucked since before I started the meds. So yes, will mention it. Might need something else.
Thank you all for helping me on this horrible day.
>>25084209
E45 moisturising cream is what I use mostly. A bit of aloe vera never hurt too.
>>25084239
Did you shave with or against the grain?
best way not to get irritation after shave is soak it in ice cold cloth.
currently eating fish and chips and drinking tea. then going to bed early in my freshly made bed.
beat that for comfy
All this sudden interest in preparing your boypuss is concerning me.
>>25084301
With, I also trimmed before hand, and did a cold exfoliating wash and then moisturized afterwards.
>>25084372
Don't really know what to suggest then I'm afraid, anon.
>>25084372
>cold wash
should do a warm wash, it makes the hairs easier to cut or take out
>>25084431
I did a warm wash before shaving then cold after
>>25084459
I doubt it desu.
>>25084284
Noice one m8, ex-mech retraining as a chemical engineer. Enjoy your maths and chink coeds.
who /alwaystired/ here?
Cure?
Something that works not the eat more fruit meme or the exercise meme
>>25084654
> you probably have a vitamin D, zinc and magnesium deficiency
> less refined carbohyrdates
> Drink plenty of water (3l a day)
Get your 8 hours dickhead
Why aren't you wearing your Christmas jumper anon? Did you not get the email?
>>25084817
mum offered to buy me one but i refused
>Want to shave my shitty beard
>Don't want to de-age 10 years
>>25084817
They know better than to even ask. I almost went in an ironic plain grey jumper but I couldn't even bother with that
>>25084750
>le 8 hours meme
6 hour masterrace, it's better
Been away from the thread awhile lads was playing guitar and practicing my singing making shitty videos. I'm on my 5th can and my tummy is starting to feel funny because I haven't eaten anything all day but I'm too lazy to cook and too late to order take away because I'll be shitfaced by the time they arrive.
>>25085022
>I'll be shitfaced by the time they arrive
That can only be a good thing lad
>>25084086
>>25083866
>>25083849
Had to work off my flag I got in the newspaper
in my lifetime i want to swim from calais to dover
>>25085066
Why do you want to do the African length, mate?
>>25085056
For fuck sake, the center was out
>>25085056
He told you not to post it again.
>>25085101
I fixed it you dyslexic fuck
Many of you lads working the Xmas to New Years gap? Doing them all. Just had four days paid leave but still feels bad desu.
Hearty tea lads
Snorting coke in my room on my own on a Friday night, when did everything go wrong lads?
>>25085139
Yeah same, can't be fucked to be honest. I will be such a miserable shit the whole time.
>>25085047
Nah once I'm shitfaced my appetite disappears so I'll end up with a load of food just sat in the corner while I hammer beers.
How is everyone's Mad Friday going here with the /britfeel/ family?
How many of the family are going to be staying here for Christmas Eve and Day?
>>25085125
I dont see any fixed version in this thread, theyre all fucked up, dont get rude just because you dont know what the fucking flag looks like you neek.
>>25085158
Fuck dude. I've got 5g hidden in here for our Christmas banger. I've no idea where it is because shes hidden it
>>25085162
The only saving grace is that in my industry it will be a significantly quieter period than usual. Plenty of reading/shitposting time whilst earning. How's it looking for you anon?
>>25085088
i want to arrive in my homeland. feel the glory and comfort of england, true and with forever rolling green hills, this magnificent land will hold a place in my heart. constantly drawing me back to it's welcoming and embracing coastline. england is my place of genesis, all i know has stemmed from this country. i plan to honour it with a feat that highlights the majesty of this fantastic nation
>>25085172
Are you blind? The one I just posted is fixed, it's the union flag with anti-clockwise blades
>>25085200
to be honest I'm tired of it now, bit of a meme drug desu
Any lads compulsively watch channels/users on YouTube that you realistically h8? It's becoming an almost daily reality for me and i don't get it. it's getting comfy.
Won't have stable internet until the 24th guys, and even then they're only "sending out an engineer"
FUUCK
I still havent sorted out my UCAS application (mature student) or even started writing my personal statement which is due by the 7th
who else here /JUST/?
>>25085239
I don't know how to break this to you, but the dover coastline is fucking grim. When you fly from yurop to England across the water it gets all brown and grim the closer you get to England.
I feel that it might be a letdown for you, that's all. Though considering how shit calais is, at least it'll be just the water.
>a nice big burp after downing a lot of alcohol and feeling a bit sick
Nothing beats it.
>>25085224
Yeah quieter as well, gonna try and get a day or two of it off, I want at least one day off before the 30th.
>>25085306
i'm not concerned or worried about the aesthetic of the coastline, i'm more focused on the feel it conjures within me
>>25084750
I wish I could sleep for 8 hours but it always takes at least an hour for me to fall asleep and I always have to get up to piss before that happens.
Feels like such a fucking waste of time.
>>25085224
That sounds kind of comfy, my boss won't be taking any days and he can watch what I'm doing all day, so I took the time off so I don't act out because there are fewer witnesses
/football/ time. Who's gonna win the league lads?
>>25085410
Chelsea are going to win the league. They will win every single game for the rest of the season. I'm not even a fan of theirs, it's just how it will be.
>>25085410
man city. once all their players are fit and in good form, they can't be rivaled. who do you support?
does everywhere else in the country call tonight 'black-eye friday' ??
i wanted to go out. 2 of my friends are but i was too nervous to ask if i could go for a pint aswell
drove thru town it was really busy
so drinking alone at home. kill me
>brother ordered a chinese
>I'm eating beans on toast
Wish I wasnt a neet and could afford nice food lads, at least my brother offered me some
hopefully this time next year I will be a royal marine.
Night lads. In work tomorrow
hey thereguess what?
>>25085552
is that a bifter?
Lads do I say Happy Birthday to a girl that has been ignoring me for a few days, I feel like if I don't I'll make her hate me even more. Not even sure why she's annoyed tbqh, I just never hung out with her when she asked which I'm guessing was it
>>25085578
Yeah and my plate lol
>>25085562
No ideatime to sperg about foreskins?
>Tfw you can't put your arms around a memory
>>25085448
Liverpool fan m8
gonna have a grat, any smokers here? i only smoke when i'm drunk
>>25085462
We call it Mad Friday here in the south west. Where are you broski? And you're not alone mate we are all drinking together here on /britfeel/.
>tfw live a comfy life with nothing bad going on
>still depressed as fuck all the time
How do I break this cycle lads
>>25085660
I'm the same lad. Got cash. Got people. Got job. Got car. Got house. Would rather be alone most of the time. Fuck!
>>25085462
north west m8
drink with me brothers. the alcohol will numb the pain
until tomorrow
>can't ever sleep because im constantly thinking about how much of a waste I am
I can't take this anymore
>>25085803
What's wrong lad? Need someone to talk too?
shit me lads, feels as if my stomach is swirling uncomfortable as anything
had it last weekend, only then, i was lean and i could really feel it swirling
Who /makingtoast/ here?
peanut butter is top-teir spread, without a doubt
>>25085813
I don't know I tend to have these phases where my mind just goes to shit for a few days
>>25085604
epic, simply epic
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.
merry chrsitmas
Fuck me lads, haven't done any xmas shopping yet.
Was thinking of getting my brothers a drone for xmas, you can get a decent one for <100GBP now but it might annoy the shit out of my mum.
>>25085875
Wish i had bread left, never buy enough
Felt shit all week for some reason, been a while since I've felt this bad, the meds keep it in control. Mood started to pick up a bit tonight though for some reason...
Until super qt next door neighbour is having a party, can here all them laughing, joking and having a great time while I'm sitting on my own browsing 4chan and watching fucking VICE documentaries about Liberian warlords :(
>>25086047
Really fucked off about Vice, they made some really good shit about North Korea but then caught the SJW bug and now pretty much everything they put out is shit.
>>25085157
>dirtying a plate
mate why do you think the boxes fold out?
bones bros ww@?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tmDVM0oIzQ
`posting a /britfeel/ classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsoOrWGndQ
>>25086219
alri dave?
>>25085945
Thanks bro. Comment blah
Ordering a kebab right now lads. Salad? No salad? No sauce? Sauce? If so tomato? Mango? Garlic? Mint? Chili? Sweet chili? Mayo? BBQ? Special?
Side order of fries? Fries with cheese? No fries? Large fries? Regular fries? Large fries with cheese? Regular fries with cheese?
Free garlic bread with cheese of free bottle of 7up? Free bottle of coke? Free bottle of diet coke? Free bottle of tango? Free bottle of fanta?
Chocolate doughnut for desert? Chocolate gateaux? No desert? Cheesecake? Ice cream? Cheesecake and ice cream?
>>25086586
Here you go: https://strawpoll.me/
Debating how I should spend the night tbqh lads
Also, how do I get a gf like this
Not sure what's wrong with me lads. I'm just on a massive downer. Not sleeping properly either.
Is that weird?
>>25086633
http://strawpoll.me/6303932
>>25086586
Little bit overwhelming if I'm honest. Just have a kofte with lettuce and sour cream.
Who /red wine/ here?
Had a few, now time to get my funposting on with my roodypoos.
>>25086650
Scene died around 2008, sorry man
>>25086795
Red wine is top tier mate. What you drinking?
>>25086963
Fuck that's sad, surely some people act like that somewhere though, right
>>25086964
La Garnacha 2014 Salvaje del Moncayo
You can get it from Majestic - bit pricey at 8 quid a bottle so it's only a rare treat, but it's fucking ace if you like grenache.
never been to scotland, how do scottish girls fare compared to english girls?
>>25087228
My ex was scottish, she was cute, obsessed with kpop and funny but her accent grinded on me
>>25087228
The accents are pure boner fuel. If we're going for 'erotica exotica' I personally prefer Welsh girl tbqh though mate.
might have a fap, waht you guys think?
>>25087287
Hey man, it's a free countryfor now
Are you cucks all asleep?
>>25087589
na. listening to mobb deep. what's on your mind faqggot?
>>25087727
Just got a massive headache so no sleep for me, hurray.
My old oneitis has been texting as well, asking why we're 'not as close as we used to be' and all that.
Not got time for that.
>>25087064
yeah girls who are now in their mid 20s and rotten as fuck
>>25087799
you may be dehydrated, you should drink some water
>>25082949
omg please let me watch you using that im a girl please its my fettish.
>>25087727
what mobb deep songs lad?
>>25087858
How's life treating you lads
>>25087940
survival of the fittest (obviousxly), eye for an eye, give up the goods (my favourite), q,u, shook ones, drop a gem on em and extortion
>>25087994
Is that Venus?
>>25087994
>old woman with makeup and some stupid smirk
mate don't make me angry
>>25087994
Fucking shit. How about you?
>>25088054
nah idk how to translate her name and cant post non-ASCII text
>>25088069
>old
>>25088073
Pretty much the same lad
>>25087994
Badly enough that I'm writing a JS script to filter POF of as many ultra-normies as I can.
Normie thread
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25087934
>im a girll
Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttoutoutoutoutoutout
>tfw even if robots took over the world I'd still be alone because every society is a prison to me
>>25088286
>under six foot and willing to talk to anyone
>>25089548
6ft1.
They removed the 'search by interest' thing, so I'm just going to ruin their bandwidth instead.
Why so slow thread. I need posts to keep my brain occupied or it starts focusing on finding more reasons to kill myself.
Jesus christ guys i'm so bitterly unbelievably lonely its un-fucking real
like by this board's standards i'm a turbo normie but by normie standards i'm pretty weird
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life alone, it's so goddamn unfair
>>25089604
So stay here and stop going on about your gf/dating/general lack of wizardry?
>>25087994
Awful, all I want is a tiny bit of happiness, maybe a cuddle
>>25089594
its the weekend and britfeel is out on the town i think
>pick your eternal wafiu
What's the best way to off myself? I've decided it's time. I'm done, I have nothing and never will.
I'm thinking drowning? I could get a taxi to a river now and do it. Should I lads?
>>25089736
I wish I had a gf mate then i'd be happy, I get action once in a blue moon which pacifies me but it consumes so much time and energy to achieve
I'm an alright looking boy as well and even uggos have an easier time than me, i'm so riddled with mental heath issues and self doubt that it's incredibly hard to function in society
Got lonely so I went on Omegle and turns out they've banned me for literally no reason. Just builds my theory that literally everybody breathing hates me.
I decided to take a trip to chatroulette and was literally but blokes wanking.
I don't think I was built for this world.
>>25089794
i want that meatball
gimme that meatball
>>25089828
If you are actually ballsy enough to drown yourself you should jump off a high bridge into a river. Think Suspension Bridge style. That way when your body hits the water you'll probably be too fucked up fight for your life which you will do because muhh instincts will try to keep you alive.
>>25089828
exit bag, the fastest way
Just ordered pizza and beer lads
Fuck the police desu
>>25089927
>I don't think I was built for this world.
the awakening is starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kEadC3LO7o
>>25089965
Ok, fuck it, yeah I'll do that. I have 3 grand in my account. Thinking off just leaving it for my parents instead of spending it, not sure what I would buy if I'm not going to be around anyway? My student loan debts aren't going to be transferred to my parents or anything are they?
Anything I should do for my last day lads. My parents are coming to pick me up tomorrow at around 6pm. But I'll be long gone by then. So have a few hours to myself now.
>>25090261
This music is cool as fuck.
>>25090271
Don't do it famalam
>>25090280
true I'll post more if you want me to
t. black hippy guy
>>25090377
Sorry senpai but I've already decided. My head hurts too much and I can't beat it, the dark times always comes back no matter what I do.
Anyone want to talk for the next few hours with me? I'm not sure how I should be spending my last hours? I can't think of anything to do, nothing I really want to do expect say goodbye to some people but I'd rather not disturb them at this hour of the night.
>>25090418
pls post more
This band sounds like The Beatles if they properly committed to doing acid
Feel like playing OOT but it might get to depressing reminding me of my childhood when things were good
>>25089576
>Anyone with appealing interests highlighted, anyone with shit like 'sports' or 'clubbing' filtered out
I fucking love knowing Javascript.
>>25090574
>Everyone highlighted is fat or Paki
Fuck.
Did you or anyone you know call your parents by their first name rather than mum/dad ?
>order a take away
>delivery man shows up
>Muslim
>tell him 'Merry Christmas' as I hand him his 1 pound tip
>he looks offended
>/mischief/
>>25082628
http://overthumbs.com/galleries/anal-threesomes1/
yew lads
>>25091219
>tip
not devilish at all
For fucks sake guys
It happened again
Awake after 4 hours, can't get back to sleep
Why can't this ever happen when I'm going to bed at 3/4am? It only happens when I go to bed at normal hours.
>>25092417
I feel that I've been staying up super late and still getting up at 3 cant fix that schedule
I AIN'T GUNNA WASTE MY TIME
BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF
I'M NEVER GUNNA FALL IN LINE
BECOME ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR CONFORMITY
>>25092474
It's annoying. I can go to bed at 3am, set my alarm for 11am, and it's very, very difficult for me to get up, even when the alarm is blaring into my earholes for half an hour. Most times I just switch it off and go back to sleep
Go to bed at 11/12, and I'm up at 3 and 4 o clock 2 days on the trot
ALWAYS I KNOW
YOU'LL BE AT MY SHOW
WATCHING WATICING
COMISERPATING
NANANANANANANANANA
NANANANANANANAN
NANANANANANANA
NANANANANANANANANA
ANANANANANANANANA
NANANANANANAANAN
saw blink 182 at reading one year
un fucking real
>>25092602
>>25092761
>>25092801
Have I accidentally stumbled onto a teen forum or something
WAKE MEME UP(wake me up inside)
Having ramen at 5am
I've lost control of my life.
>>25092957
wew lad, i'm having some shin noodles right now too
>Made a Christmas tree out of Carlsberg cans
>Decorated it with coke tinsel and scweppes baubles
>It's 5am what the fuck am I doing
>>25093058
I got a 20-pack of Shin Ramyun black off amazon for like 25 quid.
Fucking bargain.
>>25093058
I tried those. Hated them. The spice destroys any sort of taste it originally might have had
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON
>>25093454
I fucking hate the... 10s? whatever the fuck they call this decade
>>25093454
me uop
>>25092840
Maybe if I've accidentally stumbled into the year 2005. Teenagers don't listen to Blink 182 or Sum 41 anymore grandad. They listen to Nig Nog Niggy feat Nigasaurus.
>>25094212
So given that teens today listen to different things, and that those bands were most prominent several years ago, can I finally listen to them now without being called a teenager?
People who listened to that stuff when they were teenagers are adults now.
>>25094343
now you'll be called a manchild
>>25094212
>They listen to Nig Nog Niggy feat Nigasaurus.
>tfw every hour I'm itching closer to the godforsaken work program which I'll inevitably be forced to participate in if I want to keep my bennies intact
Is there any escape for someone like me? Should I sign off and wait 26 weeks to reclaim or should I stick things out like a good little leech hoping the excruciating workload will lead to bigger and better things?
>>25095948
>Is there any escape for someone like me?
Nope
>Porridge and water for breakfast as penance for overeating the last few days
>>25096070
>pasty and a mars bar because you just don't care
>>25095948
It's Christmas time, you don't have to go to benniesland until January. Why are you worrying now?
Just got rank 67th in the world on Halo 5 after grinding all night.
Based as fuck.
Morning lads~
How're you going to spend the weekend?
I've got to catch up on airing anime and might get dragged into doing some things by my family~
Hope you have a good one!
Do girls actually like being rimmed, lads?
>>25096361
You're right. I'm just finding it a bit hard to shake off the discomfort is all. I don't think I'm going to find any work by then so I thought it'd be better to plan while I'm ahead.
>>25096503
is rimmed where u lick da poopy hole
>>25096520
I believe so, yes.
>>25096520
This really is a teenage forum...
>>25096514
Try it out when the time comes and if you don't like it then sign off. It sucks that you'll stop receiving any money but if you have kind doting parents at least you'll be taken care of and won't have to worry about finding means of having a roof over your head. Looking into getting an apprenticeship for the time if you are in need of some spare cash or try finding a part-time job instead..
Which one of you is David Alejandro? Come on now, own up.
>>25096503Depends
>>25096514
You are reminding me why I shouldn't feel shit about working as a temp all over christmas. At least in January I have CV padding.
>>25096636
Whoever he is, why are you aiming so high? Those ultra staceys will never, ever, ever fuck you.
http://strawpoll.me/6306431
http://strawpoll.me/6306431
>>25096648
>working as a temp all over christmas
>working
no you should feel like shit m8
>>25096656
>Whoever he is, why are you aiming so high? Those ultra staceys will never, ever, ever fuck you.
I've not got her as a facebook friend because I want to bang her, I've got her as a facebook friend because she posts the most hilariously inane things and blogposts about literally everything that happens to her and it deeply amuses me.
>>25096606
lmfao xD
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
IT WORKED LADS
i bought some girls used socks in the train today for 50 quid
I've never came so hard lads. Looking forward to doing it again, the smell of the socks doesn't last forever
>>25096778
Good, good lad.
Who here not gone to bed yet
>You recieve a letter from the postman, express delivery, and it's from the head honcho, the big cheese at the JC. He would personally like to thank you for your services to this country and that life hasn't been fair to you, because you're such a nice guy but not attractive enough for the female gaze, therefore he is offering you fully paid housing benefits, 75% off gas, electric and water, plus 1200bong10penny tax free every month.
Post the music that plays in the background as you stroll to the job center and put pen to paper to get a decent ride through life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI
>>25096822
doing an all nighter to reset my sleeping patterneven though i'm a neet
>>25096850
>le all nighter memetrick
that doesn't even work, even when you also adjust your eating cycle. literally it did nothing for me.
>>25096858
>le doesn't work for me so therefore its doesn't work for anyone else.
it does work m8 done it so many times
>I'll never go back to 2009 and shit talk with my Socom m8s for hours, maybe playing a game or two in between.
Literally the comfiest times of my life, sold my PS3 after they closed the servers and haven't played games since. Fuck you Sony you japs
>>25096858
i did it two nights ago and have gone from 3am to 11am
to 10pm to 6am
was tired the first time but now i feel awake
>>25096914
yeah you can even go further and eat the last meal at like 6pm, then stay awake and eat the next meal at whatever time you want to wake up, like 9am or something. and then you go to bed at the time you want to. tried that and it didnt do jackshit for me.
>>25096822
>>25096850
Me too brehs.
Having a look at stuff I can cook for christmas, as well as possible things I want.
So far I know I'm gonna cook these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsd7p2Rjfc
Pretty sure I want some kitchen knives, or a kitchen-related tool for Christmas as I got really into cooking earlier this year due to being bored of the typical ramen-every-day neet diet. Currently considering these: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Global-Piece-Knife-Block-Black/dp/B015RE5TRW/
>>25096778
What did she look like famicon?
>>25096930
>american cooking
>whole stick of butter
>sugar
>>25096906
>tfw went to uni and couldn't play online due to shit internet
>all my friends think I ditched them for new ones
>didn't make any friends at uni
>didn't buy a next gen console
>tfw xbox socially crippled you even further and have been scared to make friends for fear of losing them again
Vain cunts 2bh, I don't even have any online friends anymore
>>25096503
Of course get in deep anon
just shaved all my ball hair off
they're now really silky smooth, feels amazing
i might actually be gay for my balls
>>25097049
Obviously because I'm on /britfeel/ it was only a hypothetical
Wouldn't want to lick a shitter anyway - was just wondering if girls actually liked it or just put up with it
>>25097145
Yeah I shave mine regularly. Still can't stop touching them for days afterwards.
lonely Saturday lads
>>25090647
oh I think I crashed it
I guess I was sending like 800 connection requests a minute
>Have a huge weinus
>Big balls make it look small
>Looks unaesthetic
>Also fat and hairy
Feels bad man
>>25098361
lose weight an trim then
>>25098361
That imgur filename isn't impressing me anon
>>25098408
Something need doing?
>>25098407
I've lost 50kg so far and I do trim, I just can't shave cus I'm hairy all over and it'd look dumb
>>25098408
I never bothered saving pepe variations before and after they were being pumped out so I just downloaded an imgur album :^)
>>25098440
Work work! Yes me lord!
>>25098494
>Being this anal about memes
>>25098533
I make a lot of OC I have a right to get angry about this.
>>25098558
>I make a lot of OC
sure you do Senpai
>>25098494
10/10 game - nostalgia so hard for when it came out.
Remember Dark Omen? I booted it up the other day and it all came flooding back.
>>25098558
Same here senpai, good job being an autist about it though
GRINDR USES TARGETED BY ARMED GANGS
Better warn your dads, mates.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35131546
>>25098585
Nope, never played it.
>>25098579
I do
>>25098595
Where do you think you are bud
>>25098608
Hope the attack hasn't left you shaken, mate.
Rearranged my bedroom.
Problem is that the bed is against plug sockets. Can't really move it back except to the way it was before. Any chance of a fire hazard even if the sockets are switched off or do I need to nip down to B&Q to get some socket covers?
>>25098654
I think you'll be okay.
PROBABLY ORIGINAL.
>>25098608
the 'productive migrants' strike again
>>25098645
>>25098608
>be me
>go on grindr - see profile that looks appealing
>"I will be in a balaclava and will be 'well armed'"
>I like a man with a big weapon
>Turn up to meet this guy
>It's four guys instead - all in balaclavas
>My lucky day
>They hold me down, go through my clothes and rough me up a bit
>Best day ever
you reckon the library will have the bhagavad gita?
>>25098685
which library
>>25098706
my library mate
>>25098706
my Iibrary mate
>>25098685
you can have my copy senpai
>>25098717
>>25098763
Oh well done with that original comment shit you're pulling, ROBOT9001.
>>25098685
>>25098774
PAKIS OUT
comment original
who else here /moodswings/?
I would much rather be consistently depressed than have to deal with being emotionally unstable. I cannot even enjoy the good feels much since I know the depression will come back in full force soon~
>>25098800
have u tried meds? my fluoxetine keeps me stable
Gonna get a new phone lads.
Should I stick with Android or get an iPhone?
I only use the phone for myself browsing the net so social media shit doesn't bother me.
>>25098817
Why not get a cheap tablet?
Do problem glasses ever lie?
>>25098846
I can't kart that shit around work with me.
>>25098871
No, beware any woman wearing them.
/britfeel/ is dead lads, long live normie posting
>>25098871
>dyed hair
>on the bbc
you don't even need to see the glasses
>>25098891
That's what /int/ is for.
>>25098817
>I only use the phone for browsing the net
Then why do you need a fucking 600 quid iPhone? Get the cheapest phone you can find
>>25098968
Well that and all the stupid app games I play.
I want it to be fast and all that shit,
Actually I'm just a bit of a consumerist whore. In which case I probably should just get the iPhone.
>>25098943
No it isn't you fucking weirdo, get out of my thread
>tfw Karen will never lovingly read you Snottydink before bed
>and then sit on your face and insult you
It's suicide then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlNhOqCgrG4
>>25099018
Literally get back to posting with the #CHEEKYLADS on /int/ /brit/
>>25099038
I stopped watching when they fired Selina, she was a qt
central london is normie capital
>>25099038
I like the gruffalo desu
>>25099097
waheeyyy dickhead #banter
>>25099097
Here we all are then
*pushes you into a puddle*
wayyyyy
>>25099115
She was such a fucking cow though, Jesus Christ.
Give me Karen Brady any day.
>>25099126
Tbqh I'm more interested in the second part.
*pushes you again when you get up and you stumble back into someone who's crouched behind you and fall headfirst onto the kerb*
haha waheyyyy wanker
>>25099097
literally get back to whinging about IDS and you having to work for bennies
>mfw a NEET sperg replies to me
*pushes you into a woodchipper*
wahoooooooo wahaaaaaaa waheeeee wahabbiiiii
>>25082628
OI YEW SARD LITTLE WANKA
SPEAK FRAGGLE
/int/cucks please go and stay go
/brit/ LADS ON TOUR
LADS ON TOUR LADS ON TOUR LADS ON TOUR
think my 17yo mormon gf will like her present?
>>25099097
Check out this mug who can't handle banter, bet he was bullied in school too, what an absolute bellend haha
>>25099241
I'll have it if she doesn't want it
Get out you fuckers
>>25099205
>p-p-please d-dont beat me u-up and steal my bennies
/int/ please leave, we do not want you here~
>>25099285
please Ieave we don't want you here
LADS ON TOUR LADS ON TOUR
*fingers a bird outside a bar*
HAHA WAHEEEEYYYY
FISHY FINGERS
*wipes them in your face*
SMELL THAT LA
WAHHHEEYYYYY
LADS ON TOUR
LADS ON TOUR
LADS ON TOUR
>>25099285
>tildetwat thinks his opinion is valid anywhere in any thread
Haha, don't go over 300 calories today either you disgusting fat prick
>>25099304
Fuck off, tilde is way better than you fucks
>>25099097
can't handle the banter
>>25099345
Wheres your tripcode faggot
Only one cure for weebs lad
*removes sock and begins filling it with pennies*
>>25099285
your breath stinks pal, brush your teeth after you throw your guts up little sperg twat
have you not killed yourself yet? pull your finger out
/intbrit/ only /brit/
fuck the fakes fuck the virigins
>join the thread
>/brit/posting going on
>check /brit/
>it's all ~fag's fault
Why am I not surprised
>>25099393
So great you need to post on our thread to advertise it.
>>25098791
im a white brit anon im just being led somewhere and i feel a bit out of control so im going with it haha x
>>25098790
you can use capital i for the letter L and vice versa
>>25099414
Looks like it's just one autist. This is what happens when school holidays kick off.
>>25099427
most lads aren't interested in laughing at NEET losers so those that do have to get the word out
when you all chimp out and cry because lads more popular than you are nearby is entertaining to anyone
>mate has 4 girls kfc (keen for cock)
>i've dropped down to just 1
JUST
>>25099427
It's not yours you daft cunt, it's ours now. This thread was literally started yesterday how fucking slow are you virgin cunts. Too busy crywanking yourselves.
Wahey here we are then, all the lads.
me and my mates were drunk and on the bus and we started chatting up this peng bird
should have gotten her number but we're both dating so we thought it might be a bit rude tBh
LADS, CLAIM YOUR GBBO-FU
oi oi what's going on in here then
reckon this birds losing interest but i may just be being pedantic
how are your hunt for cunts going, /britfeel/?
WOI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LETS GO FACKIN MENTAL
LETS GO FACKIN MENTAL
DA DA DA DA WHEY NA NA NA NA WHEY
Dirty slag let me have a go on her tits for a freddo haha
NAH NAH THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
WE'RE GOING PAKI BASHING
NAH NAH NA NA NA NAH NAH
Fingered my mates sister at a party last night, got a text from him just now asking to meet up, reckon he knows lads?
when it comes to
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
Not even the shittest /britfeel/ thread I've been in.
having an original look
http://strawpoll.me/6307661
http://strawpoll.me/6307661
http://strawpoll.me/6307661
http://strawpoll.me/6307661
important poll lads
Are /faglads/ allowed here?
Railed a qt twink last night.
>>25099641
umm this isnt the 7th circle of hell so no??? lol...
>>25099624
>there are people who unironically voted yes
oh my life
>>25099641
Get back in your fucking closet you hideous cunt, you ain't in narnia yet
Why can't you guys go back to your containment board?
>>25099698
virgins dont have a boa-- oh wait lol :) x
when it comes to
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
T U N E
Rate pls
No bully
>>25099723
FACKIN BANGER M8
*shuffles*
>same guy posted the virginity poll on /int/
>tfw /int/ is full of virgins
http://strawpoll.me/6307668/r
robots in denial desu~
25099757
you deserve death
>>25099735
Why would you ever photograph your flaccid weiner mate?
>>25099757
20 respondents is not a representative sample.
>>25099757
Take my virginity tilde, im friendly
>>25099767
Newfags out
>>25099753
MATE MAAATE GOT SOME MANDY??
>>25099735
Back to fucking /soc/ faggot
>>25099775
I just got out the shower and I was bored
>>25099783
It is based on the total population
>>25099503
your banter is fucking shit
>>25099799
Do it again but with a ruler you sissy
>>25099813
what banter?
25099757
NO ROOM IN MY THREAD FOR TRIPFAGS
>>25099795
NAH M8 FRAID NOT
>>25099799
>perfectly dry leg hair
>in front of your webcam
nice anteater
>>25099816
I will in a bit but it'll probably be smaller since I'm not just out of a hot shower, normally 4 - 6" soft desu
>>25099837
Please tell me you don't type them numbers by hand
>>25099858
>What is drying off with a towel
@25099879
suck ur mum
>>25096443
kindly fuck off tilde
>>25099866
Then take a soft and hard pic with ruler, or well all laugh at you shrimpy
25099879
Stay mad, sunshine
>>25099892
You really are typing them by hand. Fucking newfag
#25099911
consume anthrax
Dear 25099911,
You're an unprecedented baffoon, please cease speaking to me you primordial ooze
Sincerely, Anonymous
25099911
>being this cucked that I'm saving my (you)'s for someone worthy
>>25099905
You must be 18 or older to use this site
original
Comment
>>25099922
>>25099922
>>25099922
The art of replying. Learn it.
>>25099903
Mache alles
this is ORIGINAL
Re: 25099926
fuck off
>25099943
mail urself to syria covered in ham
feels good to know I could put literally anyone in this thread on their arse with a single punch
>>25099964
Almost faggot!
You see that number you keep typing? Just fucking click it dweeb
>>25096778
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
too low content de s u
any u lads up for starting a fight club
25099986
Haha he thinks I'm going to give him a (you)
>>2509>>2509998
9986
u mad bitch noob
>>25099969
No you cant napoleon, yiu think youre a sick cunt, but id do you in lad.
>>25100011
I'm literally 6'5 fuck off manlet
*scrapes you off of my shoe*
CC: post number 25099986,
to whom it may concern,
you are pond slime, naught but a single celled amoeba, unworthy of even the minimum amount of respect
regards,
your superior
Favourite sex positions /lads/?
>>25099794
>>25099879
>>25099911
>>25099936
>>25099943
>>25099986
>NEET spergs in charge of understanding gimmicks
christ, you're even losers in your own 'safe space'
>>25100076
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
>>25100076
dick in butt
foot in hand
>>25100117
>>25100117
>>25100117
MODS MODS MODS
Get in here, we've got one of them sick fucks.
>>25100129
That's more like it.
>>25100109
>merely pretending
top 'gimmick' mate
>>25100076
Missionary because I love passionate kissing while fugging
//25100140
*crying tears emoji*
I came here to rile betas, but this is a pretty nice thread now. Funny how things happen like that.
>>25100173
Are you an actual homosexual?
>>25100174
bit o' OC for you my man
>>25100196
No, yet you're the one trying to insult me when I fuck girls I can stand to look at?
>>25099903
Soft, 6" but take off 0.7 for the fatpad
>>25100229
Nowt wrong with being a bender mate, just thought kissing was a bit queer.
Besides, I prefer the kissing when she's on top
>>25100251
Only measure to the bone when hard m8
>>25100270
wouldnt he be measuring the bone in that caseWAHEYYYYY
>>25100260
>shes on top
Good taste lad.
>tfw not attractive
>tfw no big dick
>tfw no friends
>tfw no money
>tfw nothing going for me
Normies out
>>25100260
>>25100289
>beta fags who enjoy getting dominated
>>25100260
Never said there was, whatever floats your boat.. I don't think kissings queer at all, if anything it just moistens her up a bit more if youre decent at it.
[Spoiler] you've got a point there desu, although making love, your head on the pillow next to hers.. have only experienced a feel like that with one[/spoiler]
>>25100289
>shes on top
Unironically think this is the best too. Nice kissing. Good for bumgrabbing. Can fondle tits. Good and intimate without being homosex.
>>25100270
I just do it for both, still need to lose more weight so the fatpad will go down some more eventually
>>25100317
Shut up dickhead
>average
>big dick
>no friends
>no money
Oh but i can fap with two hands, in really living it up
>>25100331
Try CTRL+S next time, new /int/friend
>>25100318
But i like to alternate between doggy and cowgirl m8, why are you so insecure anyway?
>>25100356
On a mobile...bloxxolb
>>25100341
>>25100318
>not sucking her teet and calling her mummy
>>25100348
>big dick
At least you got something to fall back on you cunt
You'll never know what it feels like to be a genetic failure
>>25100348
so you are better off than him?
>>25100395
Let's face it if you weren't complaining about your dick it'd be something else.
That's the entire point of this board, to complain.
>>25100395
>1/100 other requirements in the average womans checklist
25100318
No (you) 4U
>>25100331
Was just joshing you about the kissing thing, brother. It's an essential part of the whole process.
>>25100366
When doggy goes well it's definitely the lewdestcheeky spanks and buttstuff
>>25100409
You can get the majority of women while being average looking and having a big dick
Lads, 3 months been using my computer from my bed and now I'm back in a chair, everything is so much clearer, now my screen is up close
>>25100409
Fora relationship sure, at least you get sex and can fall back on porn if your career crashes
>haven't washed my hands since last night
>just wiped my nose with my hand
>can still smell that girl I fingered in my mates car on me
Need to have a shower 2bh
>Swimming with full stomach causes cramps and that one should wait an hour after eating before swimming.
wait, that's not true?
>>25100270
hard, 8.2" - 0.7 with fatpad, kind of a shitty picture but I can't be arsed to charge my phone
I've had 8.5" before when I'm really in the mood
made us a cheeky thread lads
>>25100485
>>25100485
>>25100485
>>25100433
No i cant, i need to be higher on the social ladder.
>>25100435
But i want a relationshio you fucking normie, also
>contributing to hook up culture
Go to hell
*takes off lid*
ah.. my ant farm is coming along nicely, post away my little experiments
*replaces lid*
*walks away*
>>25100489
niceno homo
>>25100489
Fuck off you absolute normie cunt
>>25100525
>tfw my dick is the only thing that gets me girls above 4/10
>>25100485
>>25100485
>>25100485
>>25100485
Over to the new thread chaps
>>25100505
Halftime, half a perc and half a zan make it Halftime
Half a pint, pour up an eight, my nigga halftime
Try'na rob that stick turn his body in halftime
>>25100498
>wanting a relationship
>calling others normie
Haha, oh wow
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