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week until Crimbo edition
>>25082628
wew first
>>25082628
1st for shall I cuck her?
PAKIS OUT
original comment
>>25082655
Sloppy seconds for you, matey :^)
I hate sodding christmas. Went and did my shopping today. Spent a grand total of about 17 quid, a few cheap cards from Card Factory, a gift set for me mom and a bag of nuts for me nan. I'll stick 20 quid in my brothers card but i'll get that back coz he does the same for me.
I looked around the shops and its all just complete fucking tat. And people are queueing out the door for all kinds of tacky shite. Fuckin hate xmas me, be glad when its all over for another year
Good evening everyone~
How was your day?
Today, I had to take a train for the first time which made me quite nervous and anxious. I'm feeling really comfy now though~
I haven't felt this happy in a long time desu
who else here /goodfeels/?
NORMIES OUT
Getting fuck sick of them bringing these threads down every time. They're as bad as the tripfags.
Keep Britain Anime
>>25082706
fuck off you faggot, can't you kill yourself or something?
literally worse than the normie posting
Anon with drunk parents here. I'm literally fucked. My mum just went back out but my dad stayed in. This means he probably fell asleep and is going to go fucking mental when he wakes up and finds she's gone out on her own. He's gunna start smashing the house up and probably have a pop at me as well.
Tempted to kill myself to avoid he absolute nuclear war that is due to occur here in a matter of hours.
Now I really have no chance of getting my beers.
>didn't see the new thread
>>25082716
We're here for your waifus
>>25082744
Where's she gone? Go full stealthmode and get those beverlies son.
This man is my Jesus. He is literally the greatest orator I have ever heard. His natural charisma is astounding and he is the only politician with the guts to speak the truth about the hellhole that is modern Britain and with the balls to confront the twisted, commie, Europhile scum of the EC
GOD SPEED THE FARAGE
Re-created the thought bubble to a desktop background
>>25082791
She's gone back to the pub.
I am tempted too. If I can get them in stealth mode without waking my dad I'll have everything I need in my room. Then I can just lock myself and hope I can hunker down here until it's all over. On the flip side, if I try to go stealth mode but wake him and he discovers my mum is gone while I am down there I am truly, truly fucked.
Going to think about it see if I can come up with a plan then decide whether or not I should go for it.
Last year I had 4 weeks off for Christmas.
This year I have like four days.
Should have stayed in the Army lads.
>>25082816
I love him, I try to watch all his speeches, even went to one live a month back, he's great
YOU CAN'T BARAGE
THE FARAGE
>>25082816
>He is literally the greatest orator I have ever heard
>What is Vladmir Lenin
What are you drinking tonight lads?
Jack Daniels with the last of my coke here.
>>25082791
Agreed, if he is passed out seems perfect.
>>25082887
Can't afford alchomohol
at least I have ribena
>>25082868
>tfw lenin's tomb was closed when you visited
>>25082868
>Vladmir Lenin
>Bolsheviks
>Good
top fucking kek
>>25082838
why is ritsu the best k-on?
>>25082868
Good old Lenin
>>25082848
Why does your dad care so much about your mum going out?
>>25082655
Yes, either shell be ok or not ok.
If you dont do it the relationshit will rot away anyway, this way if it does go bad you have gained sexual status for use in the seduction of women
>>25082951
cos shes getting dominated by superior mandingo cock
>>25082706
I sat in my room all day and ate philadelphia on cream crackers.
Keep posting!
>>25082848
Arent you old enough to beat up daddy yet?
>editing audio at work
>some nasally fuck starts talking
>I don't remember recording this cunt
>realise its me
>tfw you sound like someone doing a milliband impression
just fucking shoot me
>>25082936
She's not, Yui is
>>25083022
you spelled ritsu wrong
>>25082951
Because he's paranoid when he's drunk and think she's going out to get fucked by chad.
>>25083001
I'm 23 but my dad is harder than a coffin nail and would literally kill me in a fight.
>>25083059
>thinks
implying
>>25083059
Cant blame him for the paranoia, bring a hammer or whatever weapon you keep in your room, you do keep a weapon in your room, right?
just walked to tesco, bought 4 san miguel and 4 red stripes. now listening to some hip hop and spitting drunk bars of fury
>>25083084
Honestly, I actually think my mum had an affair once. With another woman. Yea...
Is it any wonder I'm so fucked up?
Update is I went downstairs and my dad had disappeared. I grabbed all my beers and am locked in my room now. I have heard some shouting outside could be him or chavs or him vs chavs not sure. Trying to have a look but don't want to reveal my position.
Pub cunt checking in
>>25082936
She just is, m8.
>>25083143
Good work anon, forget all that shit now and shitpost the night away.
>>25083149
>stella
>srsly
>>25082838
Lovely that, saved.
>>25083102
I keep a wrench under my pillow but that's incase chavs break in not for my parents. Even if I wanted to I couldn't hit my dad. He's a really nice bloke when he is sober and has worked really hard all his life to provide for us. Unfortunately he likes drinking and turns into a complete fucking mad man when he does.
>>25083106
Are you the usual 2x4pack robot?
>>25083149
Proper boozer there by the look of it. No real pubs left in my neck of the woods. Just Ember fucking Inns and Wetherspoons full of alky pensioners
>>25083050
Ritsu a shit, at least Yui has talent
>>25083149
That looks like a comfy pub.
I sometimes go down spoons on my own but its too busy now with all the christmas fucks around.
>>25083162
Yeah. Problem officer?
>>25083175
Dont blame him
>work your ass off
>manage to get qt
>have a kid
>work hard
>been arguing with karen more and more
>she cheats on me with a woman
>keeps going to the pub when im asleep
JUST
>>25083168
>saved
Cheers, took me a while, just fixed some things
>>25083189
>Wetherspoons full of alky pensioners
It's your destiny anon, don't knock it.
>>25083186
yes i am, no fosters this time though. already had 2 fosters and 1 san miguel from last weekend.
>>25083189
This is the type of pub where dog to person ratio I usually 1:1
>>25083149
are you just sat by yourself in a pub
also >Stella
/int/ here
can you lot take kentqt off our hands? we don't need a desperate slag.
>>25083275
Fuck off normie we're full.
>>25083275
We don't allow tripfags here, sorry.
>>25083275
No grills allowed zone, sorry bud.
>>25083238
you missed the white gaps inbetwen then,
you should adjust the saturation of the flag so it matches the red of the outfits.
I added an outer glow layer style to the op, incase you want to replicate that.
also if you save for web option it wont be such a huge file size.
>>25083275
Keep your staceynormslut to your shitty board
>>25083226
>have a kid
>work hard to put food on the table for wee anon and karen
>wee anon turns into some kind of recluse
>the arguments with karen start getting worse
>we're both drinking more and more, think she's cucking me with a woman
>anon just squirrels booze away into his room
>keeps himself to himself
JUST
>>25083258
I thought you were on 1664 last week.
>>25083291
>>25083303
>>25083312
>>25083326
come on lads, do us a solid, yeah?
Is the anon here whose nan slapped him over his anti-labour comment? Would like to know how that progressed.
>>25083338
ahh my mistake. you're correct. had 1 kronie and 2 fosters. was gonna buy some more 1664 but saw some red stripe at the last second. eating some gherkins and beetroot now with a miguel
>>25083149
Last time I went to a pub I stole a full set of pool balls, probably shouldn't go back, was funny at the time though, very funny.
>start eating enough vegtables every day
>drink enough water
>wake up at the same time every day
holy fuck lads i literally feel so much better i thought it was just a meme
>>25083366
Go on, send her over it'll shake things up a bit
>keep wondering what ill do if i get mugged
>ronson multitool in with the cork screw out between the fingers
Im a fucking madman, keep back or ill fuckin do you in
this place is fucking shit, don't worry, i'm not staying.
>>25083418
Just had a laughing shitfit imagining you doing that with a cork still attached to it
>I'll fucking ave you mate
>>25083406
After doing all that for basically me entire life I still feel shit all the time and tired no matter how much I sleep.
>>25083275
>roastie
>kent
Disaster m80 no room here sadly. You got room for a weeabo with eating disorders or a spycam installer with a polak fetish?
>>25083418
>going to jail for some paki kids
not worth it mate
>>25083435
P-please, we're so lonely
>>25083435
Good, fuck off back to your normie board then.
>>25083436
Mate dont be daft, corks dont exist anymore, and anyway the added weight is still fuckin nasty
>>25083436
>people pissing themselves laughing at something you would never do
That's so awkward and horrible. I remember one christmas my mum imagined me breakdancing for some weird board game related reason and the entire family was crying with laughter while I just sat there. I'm not even comically fat.
>>25082628
>tfw when another year of british feelings almost gone by
>>25083275
It's not the cunt in the n9 leggings is it?
>>25083475
I doubt ill ever get mugged desu.
>tall feels
>>25083436
>You don't want to see what happens when I take the cork out, m8
Should probably get something like that myself, but I don't go out enough to ever need it.
>>25083454
because your a faggot anon
>>25083413
>Set autism to REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25083201
It's my fucking retreat
I serve myself here. I love it. To myself mind you
>>25083520
Its dirt cheap on amazon lad, i dont go out at all but its useful for opening boxes and shit
>>25083519
>tfw harassed by kids all the time
>short feels
>>25083528
I'd probably pull a "what are going to do, stab me?" and then get stabbed
>>25083318
I put it in high res as I use a 4K monitor for work, so I made it for me mainly, the white in between is the flag, I had to make as there are no normal flags in a decent resolution
Added a glow(should I remove it?) and changed the red
>emailing with a guy off of craigslist
>don't know what to say
who /dyingavirgin/ here?
>>25083496
Thanks for the keks
>>25083520
>what this?
>this isn't a cork from earlier, it's a sheath for my curvy shank mate
>>25083570
Some 5ft 6 guy who was the utter epitone of normie made a joke with me and the cashier that i needed a haircut, told him to grow up and he looked uncomfortable and fucked off, funny thing is he was calling her a midget abd he was like an inch taller than her, glad i put him in his place.
>>25083597
much much better...
>>25083597
The diagonal lines are all fucked up
>>25083680
They are supposed to be you idiot.
>>25083380
>tfw you know more about anons booze cupboard than he does.
>>25083418
>not carrying an evo grip 16
fucking pleb
>>25083710
i'm glad someone takes an interest in me, albeit in my alcohol consumption habits
>>25083680
That's how the union flag looks
>>25083713
Was only a few quid m8, and that things not even on amazon, now whos the pleb?
>>25083810
it's too patrician to be on amazon
>>25083597
>>25083807
That's not the union flag. Look it up, the blades go anti-clockwise.
>>25083660
Thanks,Please ignore this
>>25083699
>>25083807
Its supposed to be like this you twats.
Youre a pair of cheeky gobshites that need deporting tbqhwy
Anon who thought he was going to fail uni in last thread. I'm not failing anything, I just realized I had an panic attack. I've had this before once. Thankfully I didn't throw up or anything. I spent an hour crying for no reason. Even cancelled on my friends for star wars this weekend. Should probably go.
Why is my head so fucked up all of a sudden senpai? I think I might need a change in medication.
Sorry for blog post. Head hurts desu.
>>25083877
>Sorry
no you're not, otherwise you wouldn't have hit post
how do you shave your pubic hair lads
>>25083910
Just wanted someone to talk to senpai. My head feels like it's going to explode.
>>25083830
No m8 its just sold out and never coming back because wenger got bought by victorinox
>>25083972
Try not to worry anon, it's a stressful time of year. If it happens again in the new year talk to the doc but as it is just write it off and see your friends.
>>25083960
With care.
Trim first if they're long and then just shave away.
You'll want some lotion on it after though or you'l have major itches
Pretty sure I'm going to get fired Monday lads
>Got a job after 8 months of eager searching
>Working at Pizza Hut
>Delivery boy
>Really enjoying it
>Only problem is sexual frustration from my NEET life
>Get an order when I am feeling horny
>Quickly stop on the way to the house as I am making good time
>Stop in a Subway and go to masturbate in the toilet
>Ejaculate into some tissue
>stuff it into my pocket
>leave get back on my bike
>on my bike, pocket feels wet
>without thinking pull the tissue out
>dislike littering
>stick it inside one of the pizza boxes
>do the delivery, get back, clock out and come home
>just realise what I did now
Its not fair. I only had this job for 3 weeks.
There is no way the customer won't complain. I have already told my dad and now he is making me a pizza to 'comfort' me and has put the TV on babestation for me to watch while eat.
Probably kill myself.
>>25083877
Good to hear everything's fine and even better to hear you're feeling better~
Might want to see someone about it tbqh, it sounds like it would be quite difficult to manage something like that on a regular basis.
>>25083960
Use scissors to trim it down, then just fucking do it, go with the grain, then side to side, then diagonal, then be a madman and go against the grain of you dare!
Will feel amazing then tomorrow morning you will be so fucking itchy youll cry.
>>25084035
what sort of lotion
>>25083866
I tried doing it properly, but I cannot for the life of me get it correct, so I've left it as it is,
>>25084074
It looks fucking shit though. Fix it or don't bother posting it again.
>>25083877
Some people are naturally moodswingy. I get it horribly sometimes too. It's almost as if science decided that even though you've got a dick you're going to deal with feeling shit for a few days every month.
If you're already on medication it might be worth mentioning it to the doc to see what they can do about it, there's a lot of different things they can prescribe you and if you've already got one it should be pretty easy to get it changed for something else.
>>25084074
Why not just put animu girls on top of a picture of the flag?
>>25083960
Never shave, just use hair clippers.
>>25084046
Yeah, like that happened, fuck off.
>>25084053
thats funny advice from a person who gets told to seek help multiple times a day but instead just comes back on here time after time shitposting about how they ate nothing and feel tired
>>25083877
Work harder.
It better be a STEM degree or il hook u in the gabber for fuckin whinging about your media studies degree being hard
>>25084053
>thinking you're in a position to give advice when you roleplay about pokemon on facebook
>and when you're literally underaged
get bent you retard
>>25083960
Wax it
>>25083960
Cutthroat razor or GTFO
>>25084064
Anything which a) moisturizes and b) gets rid of bacteria
Tbqh it's not an essential step, but helpful before you get the hang of shaving properly
There's good guides if you google it - that's how I learnt
Why are you shaving them?
>>25084180
Not him, but give the fucking brand name, p-please
>>25084112
Every picture of the flag is either really low resolution or has stupid slashes on it, I need it high res and be able to change the colours of the red
>>25084180
I once shaved and followed all the guides and tips and still ended up with horrible ingrown hairs that left marks for fucking ages.
>>25084228
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg
>>25084026
I'm trying. Will talk to doc though, and yes should do something this weekend but kind of just want to go home now. Will just go home tomorrow as today was my last day of uni. Just want to see my cat. His stupid face always makes me feel better.
>>25084053
Thanks tilde. I'm on anti depressants already but I think the past few days they've not been doing much. First a really low mood out of nowhere a few days ago and now this.
Look after yourself too mate. I've read your posts and you should see someone too. It's not as bad as everyone thinks it's going to be. Would have been fuck knows where now had it not been for my gp. Best wishes to you.
>>25084122
Yes, STEM desu.
>>25084109
Don't know, haven't been this fucked since before I started the meds. So yes, will mention it. Might need something else.
Thank you all for helping me on this horrible day.
>>25084209
E45 moisturising cream is what I use mostly. A bit of aloe vera never hurt too.
>>25084239
Did you shave with or against the grain?
best way not to get irritation after shave is soak it in ice cold cloth.
currently eating fish and chips and drinking tea. then going to bed early in my freshly made bed.
beat that for comfy
All this sudden interest in preparing your boypuss is concerning me.
>>25084301
With, I also trimmed before hand, and did a cold exfoliating wash and then moisturized afterwards.
>>25084372
Don't really know what to suggest then I'm afraid, anon.
>>25084372
>cold wash
should do a warm wash, it makes the hairs easier to cut or take out
>>25084431
I did a warm wash before shaving then cold after
>>25084459
I doubt it desu.
>>25084284
Noice one m8, ex-mech retraining as a chemical engineer. Enjoy your maths and chink coeds.
who /alwaystired/ here?
Cure?
Something that works not the eat more fruit meme or the exercise meme
>>25084654
> you probably have a vitamin D, zinc and magnesium deficiency
> less refined carbohyrdates
> Drink plenty of water (3l a day)
Get your 8 hours dickhead
Why aren't you wearing your Christmas jumper anon? Did you not get the email?
>>25084817
mum offered to buy me one but i refused
>Want to shave my shitty beard
>Don't want to de-age 10 years
>>25084817
They know better than to even ask. I almost went in an ironic plain grey jumper but I couldn't even bother with that
>>25084750
>le 8 hours meme
6 hour masterrace, it's better
Been away from the thread awhile lads was playing guitar and practicing my singing making shitty videos. I'm on my 5th can and my tummy is starting to feel funny because I haven't eaten anything all day but I'm too lazy to cook and too late to order take away because I'll be shitfaced by the time they arrive.
>>25085022
>I'll be shitfaced by the time they arrive
That can only be a good thing lad
>>25084086
>>25083866
>>25083849
Had to work off my flag I got in the newspaper
in my lifetime i want to swim from calais to dover
>>25085066
Why do you want to do the African length, mate?
>>25085056
For fuck sake, the center was out
>>25085056
He told you not to post it again.
>>25085101
I fixed it you dyslexic fuck
Many of you lads working the Xmas to New Years gap? Doing them all. Just had four days paid leave but still feels bad desu.
Hearty tea lads
Snorting coke in my room on my own on a Friday night, when did everything go wrong lads?
>>25085139
Yeah same, can't be fucked to be honest. I will be such a miserable shit the whole time.
>>25085047
Nah once I'm shitfaced my appetite disappears so I'll end up with a load of food just sat in the corner while I hammer beers.
How is everyone's Mad Friday going here with the /britfeel/ family?
How many of the family are going to be staying here for Christmas Eve and Day?
>>25085125
I dont see any fixed version in this thread, theyre all fucked up, dont get rude just because you dont know what the fucking flag looks like you neek.
>>25085158
Fuck dude. I've got 5g hidden in here for our Christmas banger. I've no idea where it is because shes hidden it
>>25085162
The only saving grace is that in my industry it will be a significantly quieter period than usual. Plenty of reading/shitposting time whilst earning. How's it looking for you anon?
>>25085088
i want to arrive in my homeland. feel the glory and comfort of england, true and with forever rolling green hills, this magnificent land will hold a place in my heart. constantly drawing me back to it's welcoming and embracing coastline. england is my place of genesis, all i know has stemmed from this country. i plan to honour it with a feat that highlights the majesty of this fantastic nation
>>25085172
Are you blind? The one I just posted is fixed, it's the union flag with anti-clockwise blades
>>25085200
to be honest I'm tired of it now, bit of a meme drug desu
Any lads compulsively watch channels/users on YouTube that you realistically h8? It's becoming an almost daily reality for me and i don't get it. it's getting comfy.
Won't have stable internet until the 24th guys, and even then they're only "sending out an engineer"
FUUCK
I still havent sorted out my UCAS application (mature student) or even started writing my personal statement which is due by the 7th
who else here /JUST/?
>>25085239
I don't know how to break this to you, but the dover coastline is fucking grim. When you fly from yurop to England across the water it gets all brown and grim the closer you get to England.
I feel that it might be a letdown for you, that's all. Though considering how shit calais is, at least it'll be just the water.
>a nice big burp after downing a lot of alcohol and feeling a bit sick
Nothing beats it.
>>25085224
Yeah quieter as well, gonna try and get a day or two of it off, I want at least one day off before the 30th.
>>25085306
i'm not concerned or worried about the aesthetic of the coastline, i'm more focused on the feel it conjures within me
>>25084750
I wish I could sleep for 8 hours but it always takes at least an hour for me to fall asleep and I always have to get up to piss before that happens.
Feels like such a fucking waste of time.
>>25085224
That sounds kind of comfy, my boss won't be taking any days and he can watch what I'm doing all day, so I took the time off so I don't act out because there are fewer witnesses
/football/ time. Who's gonna win the league lads?
>>25085410
Chelsea are going to win the league. They will win every single game for the rest of the season. I'm not even a fan of theirs, it's just how it will be.
>>25085410
man city. once all their players are fit and in good form, they can't be rivaled. who do you support?
does everywhere else in the country call tonight 'black-eye friday' ??
i wanted to go out. 2 of my friends are but i was too nervous to ask if i could go for a pint aswell
drove thru town it was really busy
so drinking alone at home. kill me
>brother ordered a chinese
>I'm eating beans on toast
Wish I wasnt a neet and could afford nice food lads, at least my brother offered me some
hopefully this time next year I will be a royal marine.
Night lads. In work tomorrow
hey thereguess what?
>>25085552
is that a bifter?
Lads do I say Happy Birthday to a girl that has been ignoring me for a few days, I feel like if I don't I'll make her hate me even more. Not even sure why she's annoyed tbqh, I just never hung out with her when she asked which I'm guessing was it
>>25085578
Yeah and my plate lol
>>25085562
No ideatime to sperg about foreskins?
>Tfw you can't put your arms around a memory
>>25085448
Liverpool fan m8
gonna have a grat, any smokers here? i only smoke when i'm drunk
>>25085462
We call it Mad Friday here in the south west. Where are you broski? And you're not alone mate we are all drinking together here on /britfeel/.
>tfw live a comfy life with nothing bad going on
>still depressed as fuck all the time
How do I break this cycle lads
>>25085660
I'm the same lad. Got cash. Got people. Got job. Got car. Got house. Would rather be alone most of the time. Fuck!
>>25085462
north west m8
drink with me brothers. the alcohol will numb the pain
until tomorrow
>can't ever sleep because im constantly thinking about how much of a waste I am
I can't take this anymore
>>25085803
What's wrong lad? Need someone to talk too?
shit me lads, feels as if my stomach is swirling uncomfortable as anything
had it last weekend, only then, i was lean and i could really feel it swirling
Who /makingtoast/ here?
peanut butter is top-teir spread, without a doubt
>>25085813
I don't know I tend to have these phases where my mind just goes to shit for a few days
>>25085604
epic, simply epic
You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.
merry chrsitmas
Fuck me lads, haven't done any xmas shopping yet.
Was thinking of getting my brothers a drone for xmas, you can get a decent one for <100GBP now but it might annoy the shit out of my mum.
>>25085875
Wish i had bread left, never buy enough
Felt shit all week for some reason, been a while since I've felt this bad, the meds keep it in control. Mood started to pick up a bit tonight though for some reason...
Until super qt next door neighbour is having a party, can here all them laughing, joking and having a great time while I'm sitting on my own browsing 4chan and watching fucking VICE documentaries about Liberian warlords :(
>>25086047
Really fucked off about Vice, they made some really good shit about North Korea but then caught the SJW bug and now pretty much everything they put out is shit.
>>25085157
>dirtying a plate
mate why do you think the boxes fold out?
bones bros ww@?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tmDVM0oIzQ
`posting a /britfeel/ classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TsoOrWGndQ
>>25086219
alri dave?
>>25085945
Thanks bro. Comment blah
Ordering a kebab right now lads. Salad? No salad? No sauce? Sauce? If so tomato? Mango? Garlic? Mint? Chili? Sweet chili? Mayo? BBQ? Special?
Side order of fries? Fries with cheese? No fries? Large fries? Regular fries? Large fries with cheese? Regular fries with cheese?
Free garlic bread with cheese of free bottle of 7up? Free bottle of coke? Free bottle of diet coke? Free bottle of tango? Free bottle of fanta?
Chocolate doughnut for desert? Chocolate gateaux? No desert? Cheesecake? Ice cream? Cheesecake and ice cream?
>>25086586
Here you go: https://strawpoll.me/
Debating how I should spend the night tbqh lads
Also, how do I get a gf like this
Not sure what's wrong with me lads. I'm just on a massive downer. Not sleeping properly either.
Is that weird?
>>25086633
http://strawpoll.me/6303932
>>25086586
Little bit overwhelming if I'm honest. Just have a kofte with lettuce and sour cream.
Who /red wine/ here?
Had a few, now time to get my funposting on with my roodypoos.
>>25086650
Scene died around 2008, sorry man
>>25086795
Red wine is top tier mate. What you drinking?
>>25086963
Fuck that's sad, surely some people act like that somewhere though, right
>>25086964
La Garnacha 2014 Salvaje del Moncayo
You can get it from Majestic - bit pricey at 8 quid a bottle so it's only a rare treat, but it's fucking ace if you like grenache.
never been to scotland, how do scottish girls fare compared to english girls?
>>25087228
My ex was scottish, she was cute, obsessed with kpop and funny but her accent grinded on me
>>25087228
The accents are pure boner fuel. If we're going for 'erotica exotica' I personally prefer Welsh girl tbqh though mate.
might have a fap, waht you guys think?
>>25087287
Hey man, it's a free countryfor now
Are you cucks all asleep?
>>25087589
na. listening to mobb deep. what's on your mind faqggot?
>>25087727
Just got a massive headache so no sleep for me, hurray.
My old oneitis has been texting as well, asking why we're 'not as close as we used to be' and all that.
Not got time for that.
>>25087064
yeah girls who are now in their mid 20s and rotten as fuck
>>25087799
you may be dehydrated, you should drink some water
>>25082949
omg please let me watch you using that im a girl please its my fettish.
>>25087727
what mobb deep songs lad?
>>25087858
How's life treating you lads
>>25087940
survival of the fittest (obviousxly), eye for an eye, give up the goods (my favourite), q,u, shook ones, drop a gem on em and extortion
>>25087994
Is that Venus?
>>25087994
>old woman with makeup and some stupid smirk
mate don't make me angry
>>25087994
Fucking shit. How about you?
>>25088054
nah idk how to translate her name and cant post non-ASCII text
>>25088069
>old
>>25088073
Pretty much the same lad
>>25087994
Badly enough that I'm writing a JS script to filter POF of as many ultra-normies as I can.
Normie thread
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25087934
>im a girll
Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttoutoutoutoutoutout
>tfw even if robots took over the world I'd still be alone because every society is a prison to me
>>25088286
>under six foot and willing to talk to anyone
>>25089548
6ft1.
They removed the 'search by interest' thing, so I'm just going to ruin their bandwidth instead.
Why so slow thread. I need posts to keep my brain occupied or it starts focusing on finding more reasons to kill myself.
Jesus christ guys i'm so bitterly unbelievably lonely its un-fucking real
like by this board's standards i'm a turbo normie but by normie standards i'm pretty weird
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life alone, it's so goddamn unfair
>>25089604
So stay here and stop going on about your gf/dating/general lack of wizardry?
>>25087994
Awful, all I want is a tiny bit of happiness, maybe a cuddle
>>25089594
its the weekend and britfeel is out on the town i think
>pick your eternal wafiu
What's the best way to off myself? I've decided it's time. I'm done, I have nothing and never will.
I'm thinking drowning? I could get a taxi to a river now and do it. Should I lads?
>>25089736
I wish I had a gf mate then i'd be happy, I get action once in a blue moon which pacifies me but it consumes so much time and energy to achieve
I'm an alright looking boy as well and even uggos have an easier time than me, i'm so riddled with mental heath issues and self doubt that it's incredibly hard to function in society
Got lonely so I went on Omegle and turns out they've banned me for literally no reason. Just builds my theory that literally everybody breathing hates me.
I decided to take a trip to chatroulette and was literally but blokes wanking.
I don't think I was built for this world.
>>25089794
i want that meatball
gimme that meatball
>>25089828
If you are actually ballsy enough to drown yourself you should jump off a high bridge into a river. Think Suspension Bridge style. That way when your body hits the water you'll probably be too fucked up fight for your life which you will do because muhh instincts will try to keep you alive.
>>25089828
exit bag, the fastest way
