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fuck off /int/ edition
1st for maisie and /brit/
Another wasted day off.
>tfw work tomorrow
Should I just go NEET? I fucking hate work.
second for /brit/
25100485
Bit harsh, lad. That's no way to treat a new friend.
Are there any actual abnormies left here?
>>25100485
>night edition
Forward thinking, good lad
Jimmy Hill's dead RIP
Poor cunt, guy was a ledge
>>25100539
I think we got them. We /brit/ colony now.
>gf wants us to go out tonight
>just want to stay in play games and fuck her instead
JUST
>>25100539
Nope. These are just shitting in a vacuum alone now
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6308042
http://strawpoll.me/6308042
http://strawpoll.me/6308042
Does having a big dick make me normie?
Also do any of those jelq excercises work? Want to try them desu
Lonely pub fag checking in. Having a pint on my own lads everyone else is skint.
>>25100573
Go out and then rag her when you get home, son.
Relationships are all about compromises like that.
>>25100623
>Does having a big dick make me normie?
Yes
>Also do any of those jelq excercises work?
No
We will always be inferior
Literally cursed
What should I do lads? I've known this girl for a few years, spoken to her on and off. We both said we liked each other and would like to go on a date but I was too depressed to actually go. Started talking to her again a few weeks ago after not talking for months, should I bother again? Reckon she's pissed off cause I didn't talk to her for ages?
>>25100514
Yea mate go NEET working is for betas
>tfw mummy is bringing me fish and chips for tea
Apparently the new fish and chip shop is really good
feel like im being controlled lads im sat here with a fucking belt wrapped around my neck and nothing feels real, i know i shouldnt do it and i dont want to but somethings telling me to
>>25100681
>fucking belt wrapped around my neck
Have your trousers fallen down?
>>25100656
Go for it matey
>>25100703
no im being informed to kill myself i can just feel it. Don't want to, but almost do, feel like if I did I wouldn't actually die.
>keep getting letters from the give blood people
I only did it once because they do a free HIV test and I am a bit paranoid.
>>25100703
But the thing is I don't have a job at the moment so I'd need to sort that out too. And I've got a small ish cock. I ain't a virgin though....
>>25100717
you like a bit of bum fun do you?
>>25100721
>And I've got a small ish cock. I ain't a virgin though....
Both are largely irrelevantalthough how small?
Just say you're in between jobs senpai
How can I get my gf to give up arse-ginity?
>>25100743
No I just don't trust slags.
>>25100764
5.5 inches hard
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25100796
Badger her relentlessly until she eventually gives in. Also when you're doing it doggy give her a little poke on the pooper so she knows you're serious.
>>25100805
That's the average size mate, you should be more concerned if you have under 5" girth desu
>still not completed christmas shopping
>probably too late to order online
>need to spend another 15bong on mum and 15bong worth of lush shower shit for my sibling
>not sure if shops are open tomorrow
>probably have to get the train to Sheffield to get some prezzies and then head up to Barnsley to buy half oz of Barnsley home-grown finest, maybe treat myself to a new vape tank if there's any good stores around
>end captains blog
>>25100805
Apparently that is average mate
Also bitches don't really know how big your dick is when they look at it. You could probably just tell them it is big and they will think it is.
>>25100796
I convinced mine to do it over a few weeks. Started out by putting her on all-fours and rimming her ass while flicking her bean
>>25100820
>>25100832
The bigger issue is not working. I don't want to work but I want to have sex with a girlfriend. Dunno lads.
>>25100827
where u from my man? sounds like south yorkshire
Guys I've spent the last week drinking and eating nothing but take out pizza and now I feel like I'm dying..
>>25100852
Do you mean you can't get bitches because you got no dillies? How old are you?
>>25100817
>give her a little poke on the pooper so she knows you're serious.
I guess it's all about asserting that dominance
How do I get urine out of my carpet? My piss bottle over flowed last night so my piss got on the floor.
>>25100893
Yeah, having a girlfriend without a job sounds terrible. Dunno what the fuck dillies are mate.
Decided to actually leave my flat last night to go out for mad Friday.
Manchester was alright lads, first time being social in a while.
Got pissed in spoons then received free coke from some Fat cunt while taking a piss in the loo
Was alright night until some PC student faggots decided to start a fight with me and my m8, because I called some woman a bitch for knocking over my carling pint down my pants and not even acknowledging it.
>>25100936
Dillies are money.
I used to have a gf while being NEET it was good more time for sex. I can see why it would be a problem though. You want a council estate slag who doesn't know what a job is in the first place.
>>25100942
Think you might be a closet normie m8
>>25100942
>Was alright night until some PC student faggots decided to start a fight with me and my m8, because I called some woman a bitch for knocking over my carling pint down my pants and not even acknowledging it.
What you get for leaving the house mate. I hope you've learnt your lesson.
>>25100587
The Beast is a super cool guy who used to be a substitute teacher.
Literally anyone who picks the Vixen should kill themselves, she is tumblr incarnate.
>>25100942
Did you get fucked up in the fight, m8?
>>25101016
She was picked for the program because she's a woman. I'd be insulted but apparently she's fine with it.
I didn't know so many people like Shaun, he doesn't perform well in the final chase.
Why does my chav neighbour listen to music that literally consists of nothing but a bass drum going
DUM.... DUM.... DUM....DUM
And it is just that for like 8 hours straight? Just a bass drum playing two beats per bar in 4/4 and this 4/4 song seems to last the entirety of the day.
What is this genre and why does it exist?
>>25101072
I know mate, pretty crazy to think that some people might actually like different music
just mad
wow
>>25101072
Chavs brains aren't as evolved as the human brain. The only music they can comprehend is very rudimentary, if you think about the first music man listened too back in the stone age, it would have been someone drumming with a stick and a rock, chavs have evolved enough as a species now to enjoy this kind of music but it may be many thousands more years before their brains are capable of dealing with melody and multiple sounds, if ever.
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>>25101099
Haven't you got old ladies to be intimidating mate?
>>25101037
Yes.
We're on r9k, do you expect me to know how to defend myself?
>>25101125
You just gotta get mad and gouge their eyes out mate.
>>25101072
listening to bass drum stuff atm mate had to wonder if I had any robot neighbours lol x
>>25101203
m8 i luv bass drum what is your favourite song i like metronome by dj house
>>25101125
Next time if you want to knock them out, hit them anywhere below the cheek, ideally chin, the idea is to get the brain to bounce
Everyone's gone out, my Dad is no where to be seen, my Mum's gone, even my cat has gone out without even asking for her breakfast. I think I've been abandoned.
>>25101238
Yes, punch them in the face. I bet he never thought of that.
>>25101118
you call that banter?
>>25101227
>this is drum and bass
REEEEEE
>>25101241
Debate life, decide it's best to an hero, livestream dat shit
>>25101256
I call you a bellend
>>25101252
Leave it out newman or I will bounce your brain
>>25101227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg
>>25101266
bass is gay m8 i just listen to bass drum if u av more than 1 sound dat means u r gay
>>25101227
if ur feeling a bit of a bum boy have a listen to this lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ewUWfue6s4
Daily reminder this is the best way to fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XAPi9jkcak
>>25101312
m8 dat is gay only post tings wit just bass drum pls
>>25100485
first time I watch eastenders.2015.12.17.720p.
>>25101330
wish i knew some proper dnb lad or i'd help you conquer ur gay urges lol x
will donk do?
>>25101325
nig nogs btfo
>>25101363
u sond proper lyk bumbaclut u batty man tings innit?
>>25101272
mate I fucking hate Drum and Bass, more of a rock & hip-hop/rap man myself but come on, get over yourself
wearing a suit jacket and a sport coat.
>>25101385
that's a yardie mate not a chav what are you doing lad x
All my mates have girlfriends, cars and houses.
>>25101398
get 2 no dis be my enz blub blub
Have they gone yet, is it safe to come out?
>>25101387
You sound like more of a COCK & hip-hop guy tbf
*knifes you*
waheyyyy dickhead
>>25101431
Lol what you like lad x
>>25101463
dno chat manz get banged ldn32 4 lyf click
>>25101453
hehehehe mans dint no gt shanked 2 bruv getano
I fucking hate chavs.
>>25101609
Your mum fucking hates you
doing a listen to bass drum lads
>>25101660
At least you mum loves drinking my semen though
Poleaboo is glad that things aren't like this normally
>tfw neighbour complains about noise whenever i decide to play some vinyl at a reasonable volume but he thinks it's perfectly okay to throw a house party every other weekend, shitty house/chart music booming through the walls and floors, chavs throwing bottles and cans over the fence into my garden, broken bottles outside the front and occasionally keying my dad's car or brawling outside
seriously fuck this guy
>>25101706
m8 av u erd when it goes dum dum dum dum fink dat is prper clevs
>>25101726
That's what the 5-noughts are for, ring crimestoppers and complain.
>>25101726
Yea my chav neighbours are the same mate. You could report him to the council desu round here they are quite fond on kicking them onto the streets at the moment which is nice.
Unfortunately the family next to me have got a spacker so have to wait for him to die before the council can do anything
having a bass sesh lads
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
>>25101770
soz m8 dis iz only 4 bass drum
>>25101793
oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
>>25101726
mayb e is dj bass drum????
>tfw live in a middle class area so don't have to put up with chavs and loud music
>>25101710
Lmao who u kidding virgin
>>25101834
I am jelly desu.
I think if I could just live in a middle class are I'd stop wanting to kill myself.
>>25101848
I dunno about me mate but I know your mum is no longer an anal virgin after what I did to her last night #carnage#lads#banter
>>25101762
>>25101768
ah i would but i dont live here anymore, just back over christmas then back to uni.
>>25101834
just got to finish my degree, meet a qt and move to the south ennit senpai
hard bumping bass sesh lads
>>25101878
>I dunno about me
What were you drugged and raped by a family member as a child or something?
#retard #abused #enjoyedit
>>25101892
so do your family a solid, they can't enjoy it
>>25101907
getano dj bass drum or gt steeped on bumbyclatt
>>25101892
Moving south is bad idea if you want to live in a quiet area unless you mean the south west.
>>25101955
>Projecting
Wew
>>25101970
oontz oontz oontz oontz
>>25101995
click mans beta getano rep rep hype from exiter BLUB BLUB cum dwn my enz and test me blud
>>25101762
That seems so pointless even if he called the actual police they probably wouldn't turn up, so what are them fucks going to do?
>>25101996
>resorts to crying projection
#weakbanter #legitoffended
>>25102020
>cum dwn my enz and test me blud
I think that is what your GP is for mate.
>>25102020
I assume this is meant to be mockery.
>>25102031
>Keeping this going after admitting to being molested as a child
Went out drinking last night for the first time in about 3 years. A guy I know gave me a pill and it was intense, made the night much more tolerable.
Still, I don't know why normies like doing that sort of shit on a regular basis, I have no desire to do it again.
I also spent like 60 quid which is shit
>>25102063
Haha you don't socialise with people much do ya mate? (the internet doesn't count btw)
>>25102044
mate hes been badly mocking everything from yardies to chavs to skets for the past hour ahahaha
>>25102026
>if he called the actual police they probably wouldn't turn up
What makes you think that? They're pretty good at breaking up parties round my way.
Is anyone here actually from the streets?
Personally, I'm quite a big gangster in my area I can't tell you where though because the police might be reading this. I guarantee I could beat you up though.
>>25102130
>More projection
Mate...
>>25101609
>chavs
>wear shit clothes
>poor
>on JSA
>NEET
>acne ridden
>smoke weed
remind me how they're different to you losers again?
>>25102143
nah
>>25102163
think you quoted wrong person bud
>>25102139
>report I've just witnessed a drug deal
>they have dropped a baggie of drugs by accident
>don't want to meet me to take a statement
>advise me to through the drugs in the bin
british police are overrun/lazy cunts
>>25102192
Sorry mate
>>25102111
>More projection
Mate...
There we go
>>25102208
no one likes a snitch
police are normies and by default hate you
>>25102208
One time I got woken up in the night and there was like 20 chavs trying to kick down the door of this house across the road so I called the police and the operator lady just told me to go to bed. The police never showed up.
>>25102208
They have had their funding cut massively since 2010 and more cuts were announced just yesterday. Couple that with an ever-growing population and what do you expect?
>>25102183
they have friends and leave the house
>>25102183
I
>wear nice clothes
>relatively wealthy
>work in finance
>work in finance
>never had acne even as a teenager
>smoke weed
Well I've got 1 out of 6 in common with them.
Also chavs are just cunts tbf
>>25102183
I'm none of those things though. Apart from NEET and wearing shit clothes (because I'm NEET, who cares)
>>25102262
There are more police per capita than ever. they have just become lazy and the friendly migrants have created no go crime areas
>>25102240
They were immigrants
>>25102254
My mate saw someone break into his neighbours house and since he he supposedly couldn't prove to the operator it wasn't his neighbour who got in through the window then they weren't going to do shit.
>>25102282
>>never had acne even as a teenager
so why the fuck are you on this board you disgusting normie retard
>>25102212
>I can't think of anything original to say
PROJECTION
>>25102300
Its an /int/vasion
>>25102300
To make KV perma virgins like you rage.
I've also got a gf and lost my virginity at age 15 to my secondary school gf.
How upset are you on a scale of 1 to autism?
>>25102357
Is there a rule that says I can't be here?
>>25102406
No normies allowed lad, it was on the sign at the front door
>>25102418
Okay well if you report me to the mods I'm sure they'll be able to ban me and I will resume posting on the proper board.
>>25102432
>/r9k/
>mods
You truly don't belong here
>>25101834
>tfw live in a council estate but all my neighbors are decrepit old failures
On the one hand it's a grim look into the future but on the other they're quiet as fuck
>>25102453
They'll die soon and their homes will be given to ISIS refugees. Good luck not getting beheaded on your way to Co-Op.
>>25102297
That's not true.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2015/police-workforce-england-and-wales-31-march-2015
Police numbers have dropped since 2010, there's no getting around it.
>>25102568
UKIP will be in power before they die.
>>25102443
Stay mad kid
>muh sekrit club
>>25102597
That is showing a minuscule drop after they had been increasing every year
>>25102568
No they won't we've only accepted 6000 refugees or something and they'll all go to shit holes in London.
>>25102620
>being delusional
ISHYGDDT
Also UKIP literally don't give a fuck about ISIS or Muslims. They want to stop EU immigration but are happy with terrorists and the like.
>>25102638
They increased until 2010 then began steadily dropping, and there are more to come along with an increasing population. Their budgets have also been cut which makes their lives harder. Unless people stop committing crimes, it's going to be a lot harder for them to get shit done, especially with all the terror worries they have. I see loads of them on highstreets now on a saturday, never used to see any.
>>25102673
Firstly, it's 20k refugees and that's bound to go up after the EU re-negotiations fail.
Secondly, they're actively avoiding putting them in London because it's already too crowded and there's no housing there because it's all owned by foreign corporations. They've been divied up across the country, even being sent to Scotland and Northern Ireland.
>>25102681
>tfw our most right wing party condemned trump
why are we actually so cucked
at least we're not canada I guess
>mfw I take my dog on the bus and all the foreigners look on in horror
>mfw the white bus driver lets her on for free
>>25100623
jelqing just gives you dvt in your dick
>>25102683
>Unless people stop committing crimes
crime stats go down every year according to the police.
The ones who handle terror are not the same one should should be on patrol
>>25102701
>Northern Ireland.
>ISIS vs the IRA
Well this should be fun.
It's good they've spread them out though. It's really unfair that no where else in the country has proper access to terroists blowing them up.
>>25102751
>N. Ireland
>IRA
think again
>>25102727
>according to police
Yeah because they've never been know to fabricate numbers to keep their superiors/the public happy
>>25102804
So all the police and soldiers are being shot and the bombs are being planted by...?
>>25102808
>Ha ha we are so good crime is dropping all teh time
>well I suppose that means you need less funding then
>err no, we was only joking lel
Police are just shits
>>25102837
Why would the IRA defend Northern Ireland? The Troubles are over.
>>25102808
>>25102727
The more police funding is lowered and the less police officers there are the more crime statistics will drop because you need to have someone actually acknowledging the crime for it to be recorded.
>>25102808
ah a fellow awakened homosapien
how goes the quest to open your third eye?
>>25102864
Because Northern Ireland is the IRAs spot to blow up. Now all these ISIS kiddies are being sent over and are going to try to steal their turf so they're going to have to defend it.
>>25100485
any weaboos in portsmouth?
>>25102751
UDF*
>>25102935
yeah plenty at the uni
>>25102936
It's going to be a triple threat match mate.
>>25100942
Last time I was in Manchester I got into a fight - say a fight but it was more one sided really cos at first sign of trouble I knocked matey-boy the fuck out, then I twatted the bouncers on the door when they tried to stop me leaving.
Funnily enough that was in Weatherspoons as well.
Pic related - my bruised hands
>>25103021
>I beat up at least three people, two of them bouncers
nice fake story retard
>>25102935
skate bastard, pompey is a shithole
>>25102959
tfw dont go to uni
lads my mate wants to send me a book from canada but i don't want to give him my address, anyone know if there's something like a one-off PO box thing?
>>25103050
>nice fake story retard
Not all of us a beta pussies mate, some of us are independent lone wolves
>>25103091
>mate
>i don't want to give him my address
Explain why
>>25103124
im paranoid as fuck and we met on a politics discussion thing so there's always a chance he's a govt agent of some kind.
>>25103091
have it delivered to an amazon locker
>>25103091
I think there is an amazon gift thing were he can buy you stuff off your wish list but not see your real deets. Of course it needs to be on amazon.
>>25103124
Giving out identifying information to internet weirdos is a bad idea, plus paranoia
>>25103091
Just give him your neighbours address then when they see your name on it they'll give it to you because they'll realise it was a mistake.
>>25103091
give him your mum's address
>>25103091
get him to send you the code for an amazon book voucher or something
>>25103187
That still gives out significant identifying information, it won't take much to pin point a person once you know the street they live on
>>25103156
Don't be a fucking tardlord.
>>25103187
>he actually knows his neighbours name
>>25103201
>>25103212
>>25103187
>>25103184
>>25103166
might try the amazon locker idea
it's a custom religious book that isn't mainstream printed and i want to feel the original in my hands.
>tfw 3rd annual /r9UK/ meetup takes place in your city
Reminder that Freddos cost 20p now and Fudges cost 25.
We need to alert the queen, this can't keep happening.
>>25103222
He will be putting his own real name on the package in that example.
If you put your neigbours name on it they might open it and see the signed edition of mein kampf
>>25103277
she is well aware
>>25103283
That's disgusting, if I was there I would have demolished the display.
who /drinking/ here
numbs the pain and shit
>>25103283
Oh god, it's getting worse.
>>25103280
I don't think you understood what I meant, generally if your neighbour knows you, you know them
They would have to know his name, assuming they wouldn't just open it and keep whatever is in there for themselves, you must be a country bumpkin
>>25103292
Yeah, nearly finished my first bottle of wine.
Listening to 80s ballads even though I've not even heard of most of them.
>>25103280
it's not mein kampf it's a rare bhagavad gita
>>25103283
>65p
what the fuck, gonna have to write to my MP about this
>>25103292
Yup, currently ruining this weeks gains from the gym
Fuck it
>>25103304
What, I don't know my neigbours names but if a package is delivered to them because I'm out I still get it, eventually.
The postie will leave a car saying he left it with if its a mistake, of its the wrong numbered house postie might even bring it to my house because he recognises the name.
You don't need to know their names to get your property.
>>25103283
>>25103291
>>25103294
I think this picture was from 2014 too.
>>25103292
I got 8 kans of kronenbourg in the rain. might end up being comfy. I'm already a bit buzzed after 3
>>25103310
That was a humerous remark
>>25103366
WE NEED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY, ARE SWEETS CHEAPER IN CANADA?!
>>25103366
No sir I don't like it. It that in an airport or something?
>>25103357
Holy shit are you dumb?
>get it delivered to your neighbour
>use their name only
>use your own address
>package still going to get delivered to neighbour
Do you legit think this or am I missing something?
>>25103391
why are you laughing anon
>>25102935
>>25102959
You're a disgrace to this city
is this birmingham cheeky nandos uniLAD meetup ting going on family?
>>25103400
Use your own fucking name and their address, pick parcel up later.
I mentioned using their name would mean they opened it and saw what was inside, i.e the mein kampf thing
>>25103408
I'm not
I think I might actually be missing the /int/ not actual diagnosed autists
>>25103291
lel going Falling Down over Freddos that would be amazing
>>25103400
>>use their name only
>>use your own address
>>package still going to get delivered to neighbour
I read this again and I still think maybe, my post man would recognise the name on the parcel and give it to the address of the person name d on it most likely
>>25103423
portsmouth is a disgrace to itself
without the naval base it wouldn't even exist
>>25103458
bit fucked in the head at the moment mate im not finding it easy to tell differences, feel out of it as fuck, it's actually why he's sending me it
>>25103481
>intentionally post parcel to an address not listed on the item except as a last resort after trying and having to leave it with a neighbour
Yeah nah, most people don't want to be sacked
>>25103366
THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE
>>25103503
I am drunk and mentally ill too, we may just be blithering at each other for no reason
>>25103508
I have received items totally in error, wrong name and number could I have got my postie sacked?
>>25103508
Do people actually get sacked for that?
The amount of times I've said I never received a parcel that was delivered to a neighbour and got a refund from amazon is in double digits now, come to think of it, my posie does seem to change quite regular kek
gonna get a chinese lads
>>25103553
>I have received items totally in error, wrong name and number could I have got my postie sacked?
Yeah, that shit is a fucking cardinal sin.
>>25103553
nope not drunk, got crazy pissed yesterday and am now in my tranquil phase that i usually get after alcohol overdoses combined with feeling disconnected and under attack from various things
not blithering at you just having a bit of a chat innit
At what age were you happiest? For me it was when I was 16-18, I actually had friends and even a gf at one point. Been downhill ever since then
>>25103595
>tfw your alzheimers suffering grandfather sends you stuff with the wrong post code on and just puts the phone number
Because we have a rare last name (probably the only family with this name in this town) it still gets here.
>>25103612
2 or 3 probably
>>25103612
16-19 for me probably, I had friends back then and used to go on some nights out.
>>25103612
I remember being on a plane at the age of 15 going on a school trip and naively thinking I was leaving all my problems behind. I still think back to that feeling of the engines starting up as a good memory. It isn't really a period but I don't know, I didn't have the dead weight in my chest and I felt hopeful and looked forward to the trip.
>>25103612
13-17
15 was prime
Failed fucking normie (23 now)
>>25103612
ages 2-5
>>25103612
never been truly happy, year 6 and 10 i enjoyed most, sixth form was okay but uni is far better, although still not happy im enjoying life and not feeling suicidal so it's all good, wish i had a qt gf though
>>25103652
>>25103718
Do you even remember anything of that?
>>25103485
but it does have the naval base
You can say that about almost any city 'if it didn't have X then it wouldn't be Y'
>>25103612
>tfw you realise you have never been happy
everything pre 15 was more tolerable since I was unaware of my problems, but even then I can't say I was particularly happy~
>>25103732
i have a couple of really specific and vivid memories from my prior to school years.
>>25103612
20. I was in uni, had a couple of friends and had my first ever gf. Lasted about 4 months.
>>25103745
arnt you dead yet
>>25103732
Parts of it yes, if heaven is how I imagine it to be (you go back to existing as happy as you ever were) then I'll be surrounded by relatives but as a 3 year old, could be quite funny.
>>25103485
The historic dockyard is quite interesting. I went on the HMS Victory earlier this year
Come on lads, we can all do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSDhhZtRwFU
>>25103764
Come on man, leave the poor cunt alone for fuck sake
>>25103757
>>25103765
my only old memory like that is playing with a big lego ropoff block set thing with what i now know to be my grandparents and not knowing when my mum would comeback
>some little cunt garden hopping through my garden whilst police chopper is flying directly above
Shoulda shot the cunt with my air rifle
>>25103807
I can remember being a bit of a sperg, refusing to go to my birthday party, spending christmas crouched under the kitchen furniture with my Gran. That kind of thing. Those were the days when I looked forward to christmas so much I would not be able to sleep at all and sometimes was sick from excitement. Innocent times.
>4 cans of kronenbourg = 820 calories
>barely feel a buzz
Need to switch to spirits I think
Don't buy cheap stuff...
>>25103867
>colck radio
not heard of that station
>>25103811
and face jail time? yeah smart
>>25103867
>crossposting because people don't a give a shit about you
shame
>>25103456
lads? :^( family?
>>25103898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbBbOWVFTXQ
>>25103612
26-28
Friends
Enjoyed my job
Was in shape
>>25103976
Are you an agent of the state trying to make me not check out of life in the vain hope I might on day be happy?
>can't decide whether to re-watch Fight Club or watch an animu film with cute animu grills
What should I do? I can choose either being an edgy teenager or a weeaboo faggot.
Anyone in Bristol?
Sounds like there's bombs going off outside but I'm too lazy to get out of bed and check out the window. Anyone can confirm if ISIS has attacked?
>>25104155
nah mate, teens were literally shit imho
>>25104161
Go to the local cinema and watch the new Star wars film instead
>>25104161
Make your mind up idiot.
>>25104166
just a prank dudebro
>>25104169
I'm fucking 23 and losing my mind
>>25103292
>>25103292
just returned from coop - 2 bottles of wine (1 red / 1 white) plus a guinness multipack. Pizza order around 2330 ish like usual.
PAKlS OUT
original comment
>>25104236
how and why are you losing your mind
>>25104236
I'm going to be 25 in the spring. Older than my Dad was when he inseminated my Mother, whilst having a home and a decent job.
Fuck it lads, fuck it fuck it fuck it.
>>25104340
My dad was fairly old when he first reproduced, 37, but I know it's not going to happen for me. I'm 29 and I will never have children
I just wanna book a one way ticket to Hong Kong and never come back
>>25104368
I don't really want children, I really like kids (like my niece a lot) but I just can't handle a long term relationship with a girl without going off the rails and going on benders.
Just thinking about how old my Mum and Dad were has just sort of brought it home to me, how they were my age and so much more successful.
At least we males can have kids for a long time I guess.
>>25104408
>I really like kids (like my niece a lot)
paedo desu
>>25104282
I always find co-op has a disappointing wine selection
>>25104303
My memory is basically shot to shit. I have massive mood swings between of rage. I think I have genuine delusions on occasion.
I am mental and living in shit circumstances, I think the SSRIs messed me up a bit especially with my memory.
And in a way everything just keeps going wrong for me even little things, I just imagine the bad outcome and that is the real one. A teacher at school once told me that if you are feeling down you should think of the 3-5 big bad things that might happen or be true for your tomorrow, and when you look back you will realise most won't be true and its not so bad. at the time I thought this was a neat idea. Now I live in hell my 5 most feared things always happen I hate my life.
>>25104340
My parents were old as shit when they had me, that is probably a contributing factor to my many health problems. shit appearance etc
>tfw you smoke so much dank weed you turn into a sloth who can't tell the difference between salt, pepper and salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>25104415
No.. She could speak fluently at 2 years old, she is nearly 3 now. I don't like stupid children though, ones who can't use a potty when they are nearly 3, a joke.
>>25104425
Apparently autism becomes a lot more of a chance if your Mum is in her late 20s.
>>25104408
I outright told me dad I don't want children. He wasn't impressed.
>>25104368
>>25104368
30 here, no gf ever and think the same, but I WILL get laid in 2016 - r right you guys? At least that's what I'm telling myself.
Tbqh senpai I don't really like children so don't want any, but i will do the ol' pump n dump.
>>25104455
My brother will probably have kids, therefore carrying on the blood line but he is a complete SJW, even a member of the labour party. I will probably offend him and whoever he chooses as his wife so much that I won't be able to see his children. My sister has a kid but it is the male bloodline that counts I think.
>>25104425
>My memory is basically shot to shit. I have massive mood swings between of rage. I think I have genuine delusions on occasion.
>I am mental and living in shit circumstances, I think the SSRIs messed me up a bit especially with my memory.
me too exactly except i dont think it's delusions because people have admitted doing weird shit and interfering with my head. I was on prozac 2 years ago for about two weeks and it was shitty so i stopped cold turkey. My memory is fucking horrid. Wrapped a belt round my neck earlier cos i felt like i just should kill myself but i wasn't in control of my actions, realised what i was doing.
>bumped into an old friend
>he invited me to a pub for his 21st
>pretty much shitting myself, I can't see any way out of this
Had to leave the room because my hands are shaking and I feel like throwing up. Can I just crawl into bed and pretend I forgot?
>>25104487
My brother is gay so he has an excuse. I'm just useless with women
>>25104186
>going outside
What are you on m8
Remember, the older you get, the more women expect from you.
>>25104438
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
>>25104442
>Apparently autism becomes a lot more of a chance if your Mum is in her late 20s.
I think there a lot of other effect that aren't as well document that /r9k/ might characterise as 'betaness'. My mum was over 30.
>>25104493
Thats the worst part, I know that some of things I think are real and not at all paranoia people really did those things or though those things or said those horrible things about me, Its hard to shake a 'delusion' if there really is a fair chance of being real.
I sometimes act on autopilot too, I try not to but I just end almost like waking up in a place and not really knowing how I got there and then I remember, but I don remember choosing to do any of the things
>>25104155
>in the hope I might one day start paying taxes and possibly reproduce
FTFY
>>25104563
Size matters
>>25104563
this is what happened to me too
>>25104588
oh yes, me too, last night i found myself drinking vodka and i didnt remember getting it from the fridge and pouring it, and suddenly i was drunk. You diagnosed with anything? We sound similar but I have nothing.
>>25101834
me too, feels good
Have you or anyone you've known called their parents by their first names?
>>25104602
I already pay far too much tax and won't reproduce, I'm also probably on the edge of going mental and being a total burden on the state.
>>25104659
I'm diagnosed with depression and anxiety I guess. but thats only because I told my doc I though I was depressed and he agreed.
I've got a mental health thing coming up that might end up with some kind of diagnosis, the nhs is so shit that once I am in treatment for depression no one cares if I might have something else wrong with me even though I basically self diagnosed as depressed.
Have you been on any other treatments?
>>25104711
Why do you keep asking this?
>>25104734
The robot means this is the first time that question has been asked.
>>25104539
Outside is a scary place full of vultures and normies. I wish I never had to go there
>>25104718
oh right
they dangled EMDR in front of me for PTSD but i wouldnt co-operate with some complex legal bullshit so they took it away again and they're discharging me on 29th december even though im worse and im so close to being sectioned.
>>25104760
True, but I'm pretty sure you've asked it in a different way before a few times. Just curious.
>stuck in cornwall for xmas dog-sitting
>old country folk trying to make eye contact and speak to me when i walk the dog
leave me alone i just want to aspie out and ignore everyone
i miss london
>>25104711
I call my mother witch and my father evil old man
>>25104845
Sounds pretty idyllic desu
>>25104782
I have never heard of EMDR, looks interesting.
I can't imagine my assessment being up to much to be honest, every part of the nhs, every interaction I have with it, is a falling shit that doesn't go right.
It will probably go like my last therapy session in which they get annoyed because I'm not there because a relative died or my gf broke up with me
>>25103612
Before the age of 16. But when I was 18 I had a gf for 1.5 years and even showed her /r9k/ and she still worshipped the ground I walked on. I had confidence back then. It just goes to show no matter who you actually are, if you're confident with how you live your life you can pull any bird into it.
>>25104845
>run all the time
>give a smile and nod head to other runners and dog walkers
>start walking dog on new route in the woods, meet the people I see running sometimes
>talk to all the nice old people on the way, become good friends with them
>one dies, we all chip in and buy her a bench in her memory in the woods
>one day dog dies
>still running
>see friends
>they ask me why I don't walk around any more
>explain my dog died
>some of them cry a little bit
think I'm going to get a job at the local dog shelter and do some dog walking, I can't deal with not being out of routine any more
>>25104905
>But when I was 18 I had a gf for 1.5 years
Get out normie ree
>>25104913
get a new dog
>eating a Chinese
>watching heat
comfy lads
>>25104901
lol even if i go it does nothing, it's purely to spy on me and see how their progress is going, new MKULTRA type thing, small doses of LSD along with suggestion and impersonating people from my sphere of influence. What a joke.
They said they do not know what to do with me...
How do I rekindle an old relationship?
>>25104949
When I was 17 I had a gf for three months. She was a qt shy Chinese girl. I've never had a gf since. Im now 29
>>25105057
shag her mum
>>25105155
Sound advice lad
>>25105114
>When I was 17 I had a gf for three months
You are a normie who is wading in clunge by the standards of this thread. Get out, ree
>>25104711
A friend of mine does. He's French though.
>>25105170
I have an 8inch dick and when i was 15 I doublepen'd a 30 year old guy's girlfriend (it got him off apparently)
what you gonna do about it
>>25105205
>what you gonna do about it
Whine about it and then feel sad.
>>25105205
That's not normie, that's just weird. And grim. Very, very grim.
>>25105170
It was 12 years ago senpai. We tried to have sex but I was too nervous. I'm still a virgin at 29
>>25105205
What do you expect anyone to do?
Why don't you post this riveting tale on facebook
>>25105252
Yeah that's my entire life so far, there's so much worse but I don't want GCHQ on me innit haha.
>>25105248
Don't be sad anon.
>>25105278
I want them to be sad haha.
I really want to see star wars guys, The one friend I have, I messaged to ask if he wants to see it. That was tuesday, he's seen the message and hasn't replied.
What do
>>25105268
You were in a situation where a girl wanted to copulate with you, you aren't allowed on /r9k/, you're ruining it for literally everyone else.
>>25105312
Where do you live?I'll come see it with you anon
>>25105356
I think the girl had pretty shit taste though desu
>>25105365
i live in slough
>>25105365
West Whales, which is far from you, I can guarantee. but thanks nonetheless
>>25105392
You are not talking about fuckin aber are you?
>>25105419
Pembrokeshire, so about an hour out from Aber I think
ironic how the scene in ESB where han solo gets temporarily frozen in carbonite is much more emotionally charged than in the scene where he dies in this film
i'm fucking glad i didn't buy a ticket and just snuck in to the shithole theatre in my town
Fuck lads, I've drunk half a bottle of whisky tonight.
>>25105461
>not having seen it a month ago when it was leaked
Are you even trying lad?
>>25104161
>Fight Club
>Anime with cute grills
Watch The Godfather or something
>>25105469
Wouldkiss a boyif drunk enough?
>>25105434
how is that not south wales mate?
I don't even live in aber anymore though, so sorry mate
>>25105476
>>>/lgbt/howtokillurself
thanks much appreciated lol
>>25105476
Probably would desu, though I've never acrually done it
>>25105487
Fucking, I don't know man leave me alone. I made a mistake, can't you just let me be happy?
but nah, thanks for the offer anyway, I think I'll just have to wait until a torrent comes out ;_:
a qt girl drove into my car today lads
she started crying and apologising
bitch
>>25104438
>tfw your friends think you're a stoner just because you're a giant anthropomorphic sloth that wears human clothes
>>25105390
I do too, it's shit, isn't it?
>>25105356
She rejected another guy to be with me. That's the only time I've ever felt alpha. Don't take it away from me
>>25105511
Did you let her away with it? Be honest lad, God is watching.
>tfw 5.5 inch penis and hasn't grown since i was 16
just kill me already
>>25105390
Oh, You are also very far from me I'm sorry anon
>>25104913
aw anon, that's nice. i'm sorry about your dog. all the old people here know my parents dog and say hello to her and i have no idea how to deal.
our old dog was amazing, bro for life. could understand complex sentences.
godbless yall xox
>>25105628
What the hell site is that?
>>25105651
dunno, think it's meetme or some shit like that, a mate sent me it
why?
>>25105675
Just looks so outdated, now wonder it's only full of kids and nounces like your mate.
>>25104760
The robot shows it's the first time the question has been asked
>>25105697
he's 16 mate cool it
>>25105726
Of course you're the actual peado. These threads are full to the brim of pakis afterall.
>tfw I intended to work on my novel but instead I gt extremely drunk
>>25105739
anon im not in the mood for silly games and ur just pushing us closer to post limit
>>25102208
why the fuck wouldnt you just take the drugs you dumb cunt
>>25105792
I keep my superior body clean of substances that the lower classes partake in, thank you. Cut down on that crass speech by the way, it's not a good luck.
>>25105763
You're either a paedo or underage, faggot.
>>25105114
>chinese
there are literally NO attractive chinese. NO caucasian man should want to fuck a ching ching chong-a-ling
>>25105763
>ur just pushing us closer to post limit
Why is that a reason to anything?
>>25105792
Why would I not take rat poison mixed with sugar pills?
or why would I expect the police to you know stop crimes.
>>25105823
I loved her senpai
>>25104510
You can do that if you want. It doesn't matter.
>>25105823
I've found people from Hong Kong can be quite good looking, maybe just coincidence.
>>25100587
The Beast > Sinnerman > Dark Destroyer > Governess > Vixen, IMHO.
>>25106022
either the white mix or the plastic surgery
@25106031
Stop posting chinese cartoons
>>25106022
Yeah she was from Hong Kong.
>>25106022
HK girls CAN be attractive, but that's only because they're like half british
who /gettindrunk/ here?
I'm really starting to feel it, probably going to start and argument with parents or cry in a bit
>>25106214
I'm already completely drunk. I have work tomorrow and this is only way of eliminating the dread
>>25106214
>who /gettindrunk/ here?
getting there lad
what u gonna argue about btw?
>>25106214
Gonna go down and be a bit racist to my Mum soon probably. Just for a laugh.
>>25105809
>not a good luck
>>25106283
Is your mum black?
Why don't I have a girlfriend, that is to say, why don't women show an interest in me? I've tried approaching women in public, online yet no favourable responses are elicited.
I've considered this at length;
Is it because I'm overweight? No, there are men who are obese that have girlfriends.
Is it because I don't have a job? No, I have fantastic career prospects.
Is it because I'm boring? Not likely, my hobbies are very popular with females.
Am I unattractive? Probably not, I've been complimented on my looks by many female family members.
So I've got a lot to offer but women just aren't taking the bait. When I see other young people it makes me angry, I get jealous that they are allowed to experience love and yet it is denied to me.
What can I do about this, and what will I do if I simply cannot find a mate?
>>25106262
You lack of spelling mistakes mean you aren't that drunk.
Drinking gets me through shit like that too, before interviews and stuff, I just need a drunk day mid-week when working too.
>>25106273
My dad is a piece of shit that won't stop violating my privacy and my parents took literally every wrong decision raising me and my brother and I think I might continue my needling them on this
>>25106325
No but she called me racist yesterday when we were talking about politics abit even though she voted UKIP just like me. (her half of the family is from an area that has been ruined by pakis and I share the views of my uncle and grandfather that live there).
>>25106329
I look like a combination of my father and grandfather, both of whom reproduced, yet I can't attact a woman. It's a lack of chadability.
>>25106351
I'm a writer so my spelling and grammar remains good even when I'n drunk.
>>25106368
My mum is the shitty working class kind of racist and is so embarrassing if she drinks any. Fucking cunt
>>25106283
Are you the autist who called your nan a paki loving piece of shit because she made fun of your lunch?
>>25106329
Probably because you're literally Elliot Rodger
>>25106329
Because girls don't want to go out with an angry and jealous guy. Ditch the negative shit andJUST B URSELF
>>25106398
I write for a living too and make tons of mistakes except when a bit buzzed, sober and drunk I'm a mess.
>>25106407
No but I wish to know how that sage ended, if that is the same nan who slapped anon because he rekt her over voting labour.
I'm about to drop out of uni. Failed it last year and I couldn't motivate myself this time around to do any better.
Going home for Christmas and then throwing myself in front of a train soon after.
>>25106434
Maybe I take more of an effort to be grammatical when I'm drunk, but believe me I'm pissed out of my skull
>>25106476
What sort of stuff do you write?
>>25106324
this is why i leave fedoraposting to the professionals my man
>>25106329
when you find a girl you like you got to flirt with her. have a positive frame of mind, SMILE A LOT, giggle at everything she says, use self depreciating humor and LOOK HER IN THE EYES. touch her arms, say she looks pretty.
it's all in the flirting initially. you have to make her comfortable and TRUST you. problem with a lot of spergers they are very very serious, you need to relax and lose your seriousness. plus you need to be in positions where you meet women and actually WANT to have some kind of relationship with them. took me a while to figure out this for myself.
>>25106496
Fiction, mostly sci-fi and fantasy. I'm working on a space opera novel right now.
>tfw fell off a bridge
>>25106508
>touch her arms
How do you get permission for this?
http://www twitch tv/our_hero
join me lads
might have to abandon it at some point as my computer is choking
>>25106508
>it's all in the flirting initially. you have to make her comfortable and TRUST you. problem with a lot of spergers they are very very serious, you need to relax and lose your seriousness.
This is why women are fucking stupid. I am trying to show them they should choose me because I can provide for them and am a man but then they want to goof off like some idiot or little boy?
They need to sort their heads out or I will never have a girlfriend.
>tfw I just want someone to hold
>>25106600
dakimakura, it will change your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o
>It rubs the lotion in the skin
>>25106600
Man up you fanny once you've done it a few times you'll realise it's nothing.
>>25106635
>going into space isn't a big deal once you've done it a few times
>I'm kind of bored of it now, you wouldn't like it
ok
>>25106543
Wait. Thats a lie
>>25106635
I've done it. I just want to do it again one more time
>>25106600
>tfw I wanna dance with somebody
>tfw I wanna feel the heat with somebody
>tfw I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
>>25106669
It is?
What makes you think I would lie?
>>25106635
>I take it for granted so its not worth anything lol
you are a shit
when you compliment a girl's looks and she says thank you without any kind of further encouragement or flirtation she does not like you, yes?
>>25106734
If she takes a compliment it's a bad sign.
>when your girlfriend kisses you on the cheek and pulls you close to her as she tells you she loves you, when you have done nothing special that day and it's just out of the blue
#justgffeels
>>25106734
Just go up to her and say 'hey babes nice pussy!!' then she will be your gf
>>25106710
it's been so long senpai
>>25106731
where did you get that picture?fuckyourobot
>heavy rectal bleeding
>vision blurring
>sore insides
Was thinking about just adding some more fiber to my diet, but I might have to actually cut down on the boozing. That sucks.
>>25106773
fuc k off out of ,y FUKEN ROBOT YOU SHIT FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25106803
how much are you boozing
>>25106803
Might wanna go to the doctor m70
>>25106773
>when your tendies are burned and someone tells you to kill yourself on 4chan for no real reason
#justgetoutnormiereeee
This is not a comfy thread at all.
>>25106803
cut down on the anal sex, faggot
>>25106852
Pain is comfy
>>25106852
they /int/ fucks are still hanging around
When you're doing a bit of the pokey bum wank and she comes in and offers licky ringpiece
do you accept lads? #banter #rimming #lasseslicking
>>25106811
Not even that much desu. I only drink beer and in the past week I've had 31 pints in total. Which was basically 3 days drinking, Sunday night, Wednesday nigh and Friday night.
My body is just a pussy.
>>25106817
Why? All GP's do is go 'lel mate walk it off XD' until you are literally dying from cancer.
>>25106852
>I want a safe space where I can blog about my shit day
that's not what these threads are for
get back to reddit
>>25106897
oh, and what are they for?
Been a bit of a hectic day lads
>PSU has conked out on me so spent all day building a new PC out of old parts that I am currently using right now
>tfw it can't even max out Runescape
>say Happy Birthday to cute girl I was close with a week ago and now we don't even talk
>she didn't reply
>go to work and spend all day talking to the cute girl that just started
>she's a bit chavvy but not bitchy, kinda hot
>get the bus home with her and have a nice conversation
>think she has a boyfriend
What you been up to lads?
>>25106892
If you told your gp you were having 31 pints i.e. like 80 units a week they should do something
>>25106788
I took it.
Why?
>>25106892
Believe me I'm wary of doctors but they might be able to shed some light
>>25106949
I have received that picture with a different story
>>25106947
Is 31 pints even that much? I assumed it was fairly normal if you are drinking 3 times a week.
>>25106997
It is quite a lot more than average and way more than recommended
>>25106997
It's quite a lot tbf
>>25107032
>>25107041
Huh fair enough. I guess I'll just cut down to drinking twice a week.
is 20 pints a week still too much?
>>25107100
you need to stop drinking completely mate
your liver is probably ruined which is why you're bleeding
>>25107100
Yes probably, you should be aiming for 10 a week really at most
>>25107100
I dunno, I get extremeklly drunk of rare occasions. Tonight is one such occasion
>>25106949
>>25106992
This is important, please reply
>>25107118
>you need to stop drinking completely mate
Lel literally no chance of that happening.
>>25107129
That means I can only really get drunk once a week. Is that really realistic for most people?
>>25107180
for most people 5 pints is a decent buzz.
if you want to get shitfaced you probably want to try and do it only every 2 weeks
>>25106892
If you drank like this every week, in a year you would consume:
beer 1,612 pints
wine 0 glasses of wine
spirits 0 shots
Your drinking habits are unlike the average from any country.
But your closest match on overall consumption alone is Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30500372?intc_type=promo&intc_location=sport&intc_campaign=boozecalculator&intc_linkname=news_fac_quiz1
>>25106997
It means you're an alcoholic.
>>25107100
Drinking is fun but there is a point where it is a probelm
I'm out of beer and i don't know where to buy weed in Germany
>>25107275
>and i don't know where to buy weed in Germany
bants?
>>25107275
>i don't know where to buy weed in Germany
Darknet, what are you doing in Germland senpai?
Fuck,I've drunk a lot tobniht lads. Half o a large bottle of whiskly. I'm prett yfar gone
> /britfeel/ has gone to bed
Fags
>>25107275
You're 20 minutes from Amsterdam, just go there retard.
>>25107275
Talk to one of the millions of turks, you'll be sorted out in no time, or mugged.
What are you ordering from Justeat tonight lads?
>>25107169
It's the truth. I fell off of a bridge.
Where would you have heard differently
>>25107466
Are you talking to me on steam right now?
>>25107313
We're getting ready for MOTD mate
>>25100485
I fucking hate hearing songs or reading books about what what kind of typical hormonal teenage lives people had before twenty. Fuck me im barely 18 and the shit gets me down, Ive been to one party in my life and ive got no friends it kills me inside knowing that I wasted my youth
Choose your destiny, britfeel
>>25107556
3, easy choice
original comment
>>25107553
>18 year old talking about anything
please go
>>25107495
Yes
We're ERPing, right?
>>25107553
>im barely 18
>Ive been to one party in my life
fuck off mate, most people are like this , most normies lose their virginity at uni. You have plenty of youth left you shit
>>25107556
Why are British girls so fucking ugly?
>>25107598
>>25107590
Fuck off pakis you're lying to yourselves. There are 15 year olds railing Mkat and shagging I would have killed for that at that age srs
>>25107556
Left is mine.
Me at the back.
Getting to meet my first adult psychiatrist on the 21st. Maybe I'll get diagnosed with something serious enough to get NEETbux. I don't want to go on JSA, I get really anxious when around people for more than 2 minutes, and that turns into edgy fantasies. Nearly acted on one of them once and it really fucked me up.
Scared of telling the full truth though. I think that saying my mind while I'm there would be a one-way trip to the ward.
>>25107556
right, I want to lick her shoes clean
>>25107627
There are those people.
But being the literal height of degeneracy does not make you the other end of the spectrum.
You are a normie or at least still have the ability to be a normie. take it or don't, just fuck off
You are 18 year od girl from small city of japan
>>25107690
degeneracy is freedom.
>>25107627
if you still don't have any friends or do anything at 30 then you can talk
you're still just a babby
How do I meet girls who wear tails and cat ears
>>25107715
Hey I'm 29 anf no friends
>>25107734
go to a college campus and ask for people's tumblrs.
>>25107708
quite perceptive desu
>>25107734
Go to a con and try and talk to them while they aren't being hit on.
If you're lucky they won't accuse you of assault on the spot.
>>25107734
>>>/cgl/
Bottom of the barrel though.
>>25107754
I wanna go BACK
>>25107830
BACK
>>25107830
>>25107884
>tfw we have to go back
>>25107884
i'm flling for you
Fucking Pinkerton man, such a grea album
>>25107902
prison break tier desu
>>25107912
i'm flling for you too
I'm new to Germany and i don't want to go out to meet new people
>people who call their mother "mam"
>absolutelydisgusting.png
>>25108006
ME MAAAAA
>>25108006
>not calling your mum "pal"
YOU SAT LIKE TOO MUCH
>>25103283
2 POUNDS for 1 sliced apple, a 5 tiny cubes of mango, in a plastic cup. The SCAMS of Tesco.
The weird thing is, if you're careful, shopping
at a Tesco Superstore is prob the place where to get the quality and best prices (depending on the product)
>Joking with qt at work a week ago, she's actually laughing at my jokes.
>She asks me what I'm doing with my evening.
>Sperge out & tell her that I was going to do some paperwork before drinking myself to sleep.
I think I may have missed a possible cue there.
Anyone feeling down in the dumps this evening?
>>25108106
mE, THAT'S WHY i'm so so pissed
>>25108086
You're not ready, you'd have fucked it up and it would be emblazoned into your memory for the rest of your life.
tfw was school rugby team captain, have been asked by 4 girls to take their virginity
tfw im now 18 still a virgin and work in a factory
pmsl im such a fuck up
>>25108006
I started using her first name and it really upset her.
>>25108216
You type and sound like an actual twat. Come back when you're 21 at least.
>>25108243
nigga nigga wassup nigga nigga
>>25108134
I'm 27, fucking up wouldn't be a novelty event.
I'm 29. it's baically all over
for me
>>25108366
any other oldfags here thar are bascually fucked?
>>25107942
>tfw blue is better but Weezer are still shit
>>25108040
MyN BBY I 'M A FRAID IM FALLING FOR YOU
>>25108435
bLUE IS FUCKING GOOD AS WELL
>>25108396
I don't know what you mean by fucked exactly but yes
>>25100485
Holy shit lads. Finally after working at a string of entry level positions, I finally got a promotion to supervisor, and for the sole purpose that I support UKIP.
>Manager casually complains about soem pakis in the shop
>Tell him Nige'll sort em out
>We talk politics for about 15 minutes
>Literally said I could get a promotion to supervisor on the spot.
As if the optimism for myself wasn't enough, it feels fantastic knowing that there are more of us out there in the shadows willing to favour fellow red-pilled britbongs.
Anyone else get drunk and argue with plebs on /mu/ about David Bowie? It's fun.
Drunkposting Southern lad here - what did I miss on /britfeel/ today?
Give me the tl;dr.
>>25107942
>tfw no gf the album
>>25108654
Stories like this make me mad as shitgood for you anon, I'm jelly
>>25108006
i call my mum 'ma'
>>25108665
/int/ invaded for a long time and just shit posted
>tfw too drunk to do anything useful but still a long time before bed time
fug
>tfw I was the /britfeel/ guy who got /int/ to colonise this general because I was bored of how shit it was getting
/mischief managed/
>>25108875
Same but climbed into bed anyway. Max comfy
>>25107556
geezer on the far left
new thread for late night posting lads
>>25109027
>>25109027
>>25109027
Santa clause is coming to town
>>25108086
>tfw i make girls i hang out with a work laugh all the time and they ask me this alot. Even the 17/18 year old ones
>tell them I'm going home and chilling out after a long day being bored shitless at work
I'm such a sperg. I can't read cues at all.
I just don't believe any of them would be interested in a fat ugly fuck like me. (I've missed the perfect woman at least twice in my life due to inaction)
Girls do say the weirdest shit though. One earlier was telling me how her grandma is crazy and does this thing where they have to get three presents, one they like, one they hate, and one other thing (I wasn't listening properly), and then jumble it up together and pick stuff.
That's a weird ass ritual if you ask me.
She also mentioned one of her friends was pregnant (at a very young age) and she's been buying baby shit for her.
I think this ones crazy. Kinda cute. But crazy as shit.
