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Saturday night blues edition
Is the JC open on Xmas Eve? That's some top depressing.
What do you call your parents?
>>25109071
Christmas*
Let me remind you that the event exists to celebrate the birth of Jesus, by taking part you acknowledge Jesus as the son of God and saviour of humanity.
what're your thoughts on vilisemen, boys?
TFW NO FUCKING FRIENDS
>>25108875
I almost too drunk to post
>>25109074
Mum and you
I WANT TO BE A NEET
I WANT TO BE A NEET
I WANT TO BE A NEET
>>25109071
Its not a bank holiday, everything is open Christmas eve
>>25109097
Why is roleplaying as a Christian so popular in brit threads and /pol/? Is it because pakis are the main force now?
>>25109127
It's very easy to become a NEET. No effort in fact.
You simply want to remain normie, so fuck off.
Sooo I'm almost running out of RuPaul to watch on Netflix... What next lads?
Already done BreakingBad, House of Cards.
>>25109137
>roleplaying
It's a Christian country mate.
>>25109141
My parents would kick me out, i would die on the streets
Is it possible to cuck yourself?
>>25109119
I posted just before the last thread ended, boy do I feel stupid now.
I'd watch some animu but subtitles are hard work after this much beer desu.
>i now have a better job than the lady that was giving me shit every week at the job centre just a month ago
top feel
>>25109162
A good christian wouldn't be on 4chan. Do you LARP too?
>>Getting new phone soon
>>Can actually run tinder
Is it even worth me getting tinder or should I just fuck a hooker? Kv 22yo
>>25109146
Narcos was pretty good
>>25109146
Damages. Thank me later.
>>25109207
depends if you are 7/10+
>>25109141
I dont want to be full normie, I just want the small amount of normie aspects I currently have while also being a NEET.
Turning NEET would completely get rid of those few bits of normie left in me.
>>25109207
Depends on what you look like and how normie you are
>>25109207
>tinder
don't even bother, it's more effort than it's worth
a hooker is cheaper and more enjoyable
>>25109207
>Kv 22yo
Aaaahhahahahahah
Thanks for the chuckle
>>25109074
usually ma and dad, sometimes call them mother and father
>>25109074
Mum and my dads real name
I just don't like the word "dad"
>>25109257
fuck off normie, leave /britfeel/ immediately
>>25109257
No seriously mate there are people posting here that are in their mid 20s and haven't even had a girlfriend.
They must come from some bizarro world where women don't even exist.
25109291
You're not going to get your first kiss with that kind of attitude, sunshine
>>25109304
>They must come from some bizarro world where women don't even exist.
Or maybe from some bizarro world where the women are awful
Oh wait, that's this one
I'm going to swipe left on the obese ones and swipe right on literally everyone else.
>>25109233
In pics I can stretch to a 6
>>25109236
Not normie, I'd say I'm more normie than robot though
Life is pretty on track for me apart from relationships
>>25109249
I don't know, all I need to do is swipe right on everyone and not expect any hotties to swipe back, and then I direct my efforts onto the insecure 4/10s whilst avoiding the fatties to get my practice in
>>25109257
:'(
>>25109325
>this autist again
bring back /int/ if this is the alt reality
>>25109304
Not having had a girlfriend by 22 is maybe (maybe) acceptable, but not having even kissed a girl?
Jesus bloody Christ
If it weren't so funny itd be tragic
>>25109372
>I'd say I'm more normie than robot though
Normie and robot aren't really on some kind of spectrum. There seems to be a sort of fundamental difference between not very much sex and absolutely no sex.
If you are virgin, friendless etc you are robot.
I suppose I mean to say it depends how chad you are.
>>25109372
Expect to put in a lot of effort to keep a conversation going because pretty much all the matches I've had, they don't even ask anything about you.
I could've got somewhere with a paki girl on Tinder but I blew it and said I'd be offended if someone thought I was a paki.
25109373
>this arseblasted about not having been kissed
>calls someone else an autist
>>25109393
Normies leave
reeee
Unoriginal comment with either 1 or 4 e's in the "ree", oh my goodness, guess this happens a lot
>>25109393
I'm 20 and I've only kissed my (two) ex's
>>25109502
you should use a tripcode mate, all the cool kids do it
>>25109519
3 times across all the posts in r9k does not constitute "a lot"
Ok fine I'll go for a more understanding and friendly approach:
What were you doing between the ages of 14 and 18 if not trying to get girls to at the very least kiss you?
>>25109502
Shit gimmick 2bh lad
>Ask mother if one of my good shirts is out of the wash
>Her face lights up "Are you going out tonight?"
>"No I just wanted to know where it is"
>Her look of disappointment could not be hidden from the most blind of men
>Tfw soulcrushing "oh"
ehhhhhhh
>>25109496
I'm not chad
Hence why I will be targeting the girls who are probably a bit less confident and a bit more desperate
This is not to find the one, it's to get my dick wet and improve on my chat
>>25109499
I plan to put something like:
6'4". [uni subject] student. (Then something like "slightly political" or something that shows I'm into gaming, since even though girls are shit at them they might view playing stuff like skyrim or LoL positively).
25109608
2bh I'll be nicking yours
>>25109606
I was playing Starcraft mainly.
I only discovered how to masturbate at age 18 so up until that point I didn't see what all the fuss was about regarding girls.
>>25109632
Just put your height and they'll all flock to you because you're not a manlet.
>>25109606
Going to an all boys school.
Not being confident or attractive.
Not having a social circle that included non-cuntish girls.
>>25109632
>6'4
fucking hell mate you don't need to bother with the interesting nerd shit man. just say you want to chill.
>>25109664
You kissed a boy at least though, right?
>>25109650
Serious question: how?
>>25109606
Trying not to be bullied into the ground for being a manlet acne ridden autist.
Just getting through the school day to come home and fap and play games was all I could realistically dream of
25109642
Enjoy the upgrade
>>25109699
>You kissed a boy at least though, right?
Only the teachers ;)
I got all you sad fuckers beat.
24 HKV. Never had a gf, never been on a date. Only ever had 1 true friend in my life. (And i never see him these days since he's out of town living normie life)
Know that in the end of the day. A lot of you are better off than me.
(Some may still be worse though)
I'm going to pass out now because j have a fucking panto to go see tomorrow.
I'm going to be a wizzard.
>>25109699
How what? Usually as protoss
>>25109771
>Never been on a date
We don't have dates in Britain m8
25109738
I was more of a tbqh man till now
2bh is the true way, I see
I actually can't get out of my mind that I have a 5.5 inch penis
I just wish it was at least 7 for fuck's sake
>>25109798
Never hung out with a woman in private or semi-private then if you want to be technical.
The closest I've been was hanging out in the canteen with two blond Swedish girls at Uni before and after working on a project, drinking coffee.
>>25109843
Mate I am 5'6 in shoes.
feel my pain.
Wish I was a tall 6'4 white chad.
Sadly I'm just a 5'11 mulatto.
>>25109798
Eat me breh
Is tilde alright?
Yes, he's a tripcunt, but I worry that britfeel being stormed by apparent normies will have been too much for him.
>>25109893
Don't know how people can even like those. (Pakis go mental over them)
Almost as bad as figs.
>>25109873
I'm just now realising I have basically never been alone with a women socially, except once when waiting for others to arrive for a few minutes
>>25109922
Can't make a sticky toffee pudding without them
Is sex/blowjobs as good as they say?
>>25109621
My mum still asks me if I'm going out and I don't even need to respond, I just look at her with disgust and contempt for even suggesting the idea.
>>25109968
You mean 'are', you cretin.
>>25109984
My parents know far better than to ask, they basically just accept my problem drinking at home too.
They also seemed to have rumbled how I sometimes come home later or turn down a lift just to buy more alcohol without them knowing.
>>25110010
>Are sex as good as they say
Everyone, look at this mong! Hahaha
>>25109843
Get the tendon cut, you won't stand to attention with an erection but you gain about an inch.
>>
>is my grammars ok guys?
wew lads, /britfeel/ has been mean tonight
Be comfy tomorrow please
>>25110209
Not while I'm here you sad little cunt.
>>25110173
Perfick
>>25109932
It wouldn't make a difference if we were.
We'd still sperg out. At least I know I will.
Manlets, it doesn't matter how tall or white you are.
I'm 6'3. Skin as white as a ghost. And I don't get anywhere. (Too fat is probably the main reason though there's a bunch of others)
As long as you aren't fat or too ugly you got a shot. You genuinely need to be confident and somewhat humerous or observational.
Girls love that self-aware, empathatic fooling around. Just don't expect any to get involved though.
One did with me though. Played with the banter real good. She was pretty amazing. Really nice and caring. Fucked it up like I always do though. (I can't touch people. It sounds weird to say but I was bullied quite a lot physically and mentally when I was younger and it kind of messed me up. Even people brushing my hand accidentally makes me freak out a little in my head. Violates my personal space. So I can't physically flirt so it goes nowhere and they get bored and move on)
>>25109843
>>25110076
>>look up penis stretching exercises
>>tempted to try them but it seems like a lot of effort for something that could be a troll
>>already 5.5" but if I lose a bit of fat I'll be 6"
25110223
Meanposters OUT
>>25110241
Why do you waste your great height on being fat?
you could probably look good you know
>>25110255
Get the fuck out, you retarded faggot.
>>25109968
The fuck is a 'sex'?
Is it some kind of foreign food?
>>25110277
I've been calorie counting (cut right down to 1500-2000 calories a day. No snacking, except for fruits or half a handful of nuts and raisins) and exercising lately. I'm trying anon. I don't want to be a fat piece of shit. I gained weight all through my childhood till I hit about 23 stone at 18. I kind of yoyo up and down a stone every year or so.
It's going to be tough work to properly lose it. I need to lose like 100 lbs. At least 60 before I'm a somewhat healthy weight. That's no easy feat for anyone.
>>25110414
>right down
>1500-2000
pfft mate, come on
seen 108 films this year lads
that's my record since i started counting
>>25110436
For him being a big guy, that probably is a deficit.
exercise is what will really change him from being a fatty though
>>25110464
first year?
>>25110414
1500-2000 is a fucking big range mate. Try to stick to 1500.
>>25110464
>ywn watch 502 films in 502 days
>>25110436
Put the trip back on tilde, that's a solid deficit for gigantor.
I'm legitimately really upset because one of my female friends who i'm not even attracted too said she was coming over to my room (University Halls) and she changed her mind to go see her bf.
Im not even a fucking sperg, I just cant get a gf. 21 y/o virgin feels
>>25110464
i'm on 157 for this year, you count using letterboxd?
>>25110436
It is pretty tough. For me at least.
I eat like what? Half the cereal I used to, have a piece of fruit, eat a bit of meat/cheese with lettuce and a tomato/olives for lunch, and a home cooked meal after a 9 hour work shift.
It adds up to a fair bit and its not a lot to go on. Especially if you're burning at least 500 calories a day walking a few miles or doing aerobics and sit-ups and shit.
>>25110414
If you keep up with that diet and plan, the weight loss will begin to add up.
Keep going, man. It's worth it.
>>25110308
Good meme, friend
I haven't watched a single movie this year.
>tfw you will never have a fellow autistic bf that is also a qt twink.
just kill me lads
>>25110642
>twink
Shit taste tbqh, might as well just get a gf.
>>25110663
nah mate, twinks are better than women
Oh God
I need a job this year badly
This is so sad
>>25110642
Are you qt, or at least manly husbando material?
>>25110436
at 23 stone you can easily lose weight on 2000 calories.
>>25110414
I advise to not bother with exercise it does nothing. It is actually counterproductive because it raises your appetite
>>25109968
Sex can be amazing if you find the right position, but can be mostly awkward. Blowjobs can be amazing if given proper technique, stroking the shaft as the mouth moves with it and the trunk squeezed tight, with tongue action to the glans and base vein very important. Coming in someone's mouth in one particular case was the best orgasm I've ever had.
>>25110695
>Xbone
Anon no, don't do it.
>>25110696
im decent looking I like to think, but I'm too autistic anyway.
>>25110579
yah mon
>>25110758
If you were autistic, you'd have zero confidence and see yourself as a disgusting abomination.
Get out of here, you faker.
>>25110715
at 23 stone what's the point
may as well kill yourself because the excess skin you'd be left with is even worse
>>25110758
>as if I'm not bit autistic as a poster here
>>25109284
FUCKING THIS
i do this too.
>at rehab place
>say linda and bill
>a stacey said is bill your boyfriend
>kind of small rage no
>>25110777
That isn't true. Autistic people have this bizarre narcissism and think they are above everyone else.
>>25109027
Just drank for the first time in a long time, lads. Two pints of cider and a glass of pinot grigio and I'm smashed. How do I avoid a hang over?
>>25110783
Getting rid of the excess skin with surgery isn't that expensive, you may even to get it paid for by people with actual jobs via the nhs.
>>25110827
Big glass of water mate.
>>25110827
Drink two pints of water
Eat a sandwich
Cry because you are a lightweight
wish i had friends
>>25110805
>m-maybe you're just here to make fun of us anon
>>25110812
Lol I'm probably autistic then.
>>25110783
>Used to be 21 stone
>Now I'm 16-17
>mfw I'm still hideous
>mfw the stretch marks will never go away
>>25110715
I will agree with you there on the appetite thing. I tell myself to suck it up usually.
But I will continue to go on long walks at the very least, whenever I can just to get a little active. (I want to eventually get somewhat fit)
Besides, It's nice to listen to some music doing a long brisk walk. It's hard to get the air in your lungs when you're stuck in a supermarket for most of the week for 9 hours a day. Trouble is, when I usually finish work I don't feel like doing shit except for walking home. The job bores me shitless but its all I got while I'm looking for better work.
>>25110885
this is such a joke, I'm as much as a retard as any here, and lonely too.
I'm kind of getting sick offering unconditional friendship companionship to people and for them to throw it back in my face
>>25110783
I don't care about how appealing I look. I'm disgusting enough as is.
I just want to be healthy.
>>25110964
we've all been burned too many times anon.
Wanna ask a girl out but my mate fingered her in school. What do?
>>25110991
Double team her.
Go full Chuckle Brothers Mode, lad.
>>25110964
>I'm kind of getting sick offering unconditional friendship companionship to people and for them to throw it back in my face
One thing that annoys me is that I can't seem to find any friends that hit me up and ask if they wanna chill. So far I've got 2 friends that message me. The rest I feel like I'm putting in the effort.
>>25110964
>offering unconditional friendship companionship to people and for them to throw it back in my face
That isnt the reaction of someone who gives unconditionally
>>25110964
I'll be your friend anon
got steam?
>>25110783
23 stone isn't even American-tier especially if you're tall. Point of no return is 30+ stone
>>25110924
I actually lost more weight by quitting cycling and lying on the sofa all day. Any little thing pushes up my appetite. Now that I do CAD work at home even that bit of concentration has noticeably raised my appetite. It's 1 am and I'm hungry again despite trying to silence my stomach with 8 cans of coke. Before the CAD work a can of coke and an apple and I was fine till morning.
>>25111024
I suppose I see you point, I guess there is a condition of you not being a total cunt and never actually talking to me.
>>25110984
don't take the chance and guarantee you don't make a friend, up to you anon.
>>25111018
I would be your friend, of course if we don't live close to each other I don't know if we could meat in real life
>>25109027
Any of you ever done the personal shopper thing at Tesco or any other supermarkets? What's it like?
tfw working 44 hours this week
>>25111062
email me brah, or don't[email protected]
>tfw just want a second guitarist in my band who will do whatever i say and shut the fuck up no one likes classic rock or heavy metal anymore turn up your reverb and play barre chords pls
>>25111179
Where ya work?
>>25111210
will in the morning, going to bed now
Are there any other black people here? What is /britfeel/'s thoughts towards British blacks in general? I bet it's negative but whatever let's hear your reasons.
>>25111097
Yeah. I work on a checkout, so physically its not massively tiring (though if is during Christmas because of all the heavy shit to lift), but it is very stressful.
If it isn't the customers that get to you, its the boredom. Having your mind constantly ticking away with no outlet is tough. You start turning the knife inward.
I should quit but I need the money.
Some days I have been starving. But I'm managing ok by having a half a handful of unsalted nuts and raisins to tide me over with a green tea.
>>25111153
I did it for four months. Four days a week of walking for 7 hours a day. (1/2 hour break is all you get). Hated it more than checkouts.
You literally become an automated machine. But you'll have people constantly stopping you on your rounds and shit being in the wrong place to slow you down and stress you out.
>>25111179
I work 55 hours a week every week
>>25111298
No, there are no black people here.
>>25111298
are you the lisa guy? people like blacks in general as long as they dont hang around in their own groups and stuff, dont mind the well-educated suburban/rural blacks who have had a decent ubpringing
>>25111153
Don't be a picker unless you don't mind shopping.
I'm a driver for Tescos and I hate it when I have to pick shopping.
>>25111097
Above 20 stone at any height is obese. It's disgusting.
>>25111298
I'm mixed and I like them. Not fond of the roadman black people but I don't care if they don't bother me.
>tfw home from uni
>can't starve myself or vomit very often since it will arouse suspicion
>literally have to eat
It's actually driving me insane lads~
>>25111248
a cinema, actually expected it to be worse around the star wars release. the labour's semi-seasonal, during quiet times of years the hours are usually 20-30 but during school holidays it tends to rise to 40-48 for most people.
>>25111318
I'm too weak for that life.
We're all going to die.
>>25111359
>>25111299
Damn. Really need to get a part time job at least, but I don't want to pick something really shitty. Not to mention I'm shit scared of interviews and from what I've heard the supermarket ones drag out quite a bit.
>>25111433
Why would you starve yourself?
why the fuck didn't UKIP win in Oldham?
>>25111536
It's office work with a bit of driving so its not exactly strenuous. But if I work a lot now I won't have to work later
When you had sex for the first time, was it awkward?
I remember mine vividly and it was a lot of fun. The pair of us had never done anything sexual before and we took our time to explore each other (her parents were away for the weekend).
But I always hear that it's awkward to have sex with virgins, the few virgin girls I've been with I haven't found that to be the case. I'm just wondering if there's any truth in it.
>>25111318
>>25111179
Someone I know does 75 hours every couple of months.
>>25111358
>are you the lisa guy?
No
>>25111396
I unfortunately live in roadman central, it is really shit. I tend to not talk to other black people for this reason.
>>25111299
Have you though about self-employment? I am trying to launch a handmade soap business as well as a delivery drone venture. That's why I have been doing CAD.
>>25111638
Is it better than masturbation? I'm still a virgin, but I still have the odd fantasy and all that.
>>25111600
Tribal voting runs ridiculously deep in the uk, so many people just vote blue or red because their parents did, and they always will.
>>25111638
i mean im a virgin but i'd expect a virgin girl to just lay there and do fuck all, unless she watches a lot of porn in which case there's no way she'd be a virgin past 15
>>25111665
Not really, just a lot more work
>>25111638
Fuck off normie
this is original
>>25111665
Even a 1/10 girl's vagina is better than masturbation. The way it grips your entire penis, warm and moist.
>>25111638
>implying anyone here had sex at all
FUCKING NORMIE
i got so mad at your post that my heart heavily palpitated even though I'm lean and athletic (AND YES I'M STILL A VIRGIN)
>>25111639
Is that in the oil industry?
>>25111560
>Why would you starve yourself?
He's an attention whore
>>25111702
KFC.
kentucky fried original comment
>>25111638
It was awkward for me. I was nervous and that impacts on your dick. Plus the girl didn't know how to put a condom on and she was trying to put it on the wrong way round.
I still get nervous having sex with other people. I'm useless with one night stands
>>25111726
That's the oil industry unless they have a new way of cooking chips
who /lean/ here?
got a right bastard headache coming, i swear to god
>>25111560
I have been doing it for a long time so it seems normal to me~
>>25110477
If you removed the fat, would he die?
>>25110783
>may as well kill yourself because the excess skin you'd be left with is even worse
yes
>>25111726
What else tastes great in the KFC coating?
>>25111980
What? Why did you start doing it in the first place?
>>25112305
I think it started as a coping mechanism for depression. Other aspects developed afterwards, like the weight stuff for example~
I think it is quite complicated really, I don't really understand it very well myself.
>>25112397
Are you a fembot by any chance?
>>25112467
No, I am not a fembot.
>>25112635
I'd be your fembot if you know what I mean.
>>25112655
I-I think I do...
>>25112305
>>25112467
You realise he's a 17 year old that roleplays on facebook?
>tfw tired but too late to sleep
anyone have the comfy christmas pepe gif?
I wish I was happy
>>25113211
what would make you happy family?
>>25113296
But if he knew, wouldn't he be working towards it rather than wishing he was happy?
>>25113296
I have no idea what would make me happy
can someone pls b my british bf pls
>>25113363
>>25113375
just have to find out for yourself, for me i think i'd be happy if i moved out of redditch and manage to finish my degree, hopefully meet a qt and have 2-3 kids, that would make me happy
obviously there'd be an inevitable divorce and the good times would only last for max a few years but at least i would have a purpose in life, to make sure my children fare well and i'd become a grandfather, then i would be happy again even if single
>>25113444
I think having someone who liked me might make me happy
I feel like it's too late in my life to fix anything, I'd kill myself but I don't want to upset my family
>>25113391
post pics
if you're cute it won't matter what gender you are
>>25113492
i think this too, felt suicidal even though my life is going in the right direction, i would just hate to make my dad feel so shit because he's worked so hard to get me so far into life
>>25113391
female? where do you live?
>>25113520
not into bisexual guys sorry :c
>>25113601
yes, in Burgerland (inb4 hamplanet)
>>25113833
Britain is nothing like Dr Who and Sherlock
Be gone britaboo
>>25113833
where in burgerland? are you the girl from chicago who moved to milwaukee?
>>25113833
>not into bi guys
>wants a brit bf
er what
>>25113889
i've seen neither
>>25113912
california and nope
>>25114112
Fuck off whore, we don't want you on this board.
>Tfw you literally just found out Scott Weiland is dead
Dude.. wtf. I feel sick now. How did I go 2 weeks without seeing ir on the news or posted anywhere... the fuck... I was literally listening to Stone Temple Pilots last night.
>>25114486
on the back of jimmy hill too
it's tough mate but they wouldn't you want you to cry
>>25114486
>rockstar #8759 has died
jesus christ how will we continue to make music
>be me
>be about 12
>have a best friend who i always stay up late with and listen to music with an earphone each in his bed
>never think of it to be gay in anyway
>we're staying up late cos I have the new 50 cent album and it's got a lot of absolute choons on it
>everyone else is asleep
>listening to 'I can't' on repeat because it's an absolute banger
>not really focused, just admiring 50s flow and gr8 instrumental
>suddenly out of nowhere he grabs my hand and puts it on his dick over his PJ bottoms
>he has a rock hard boner
>not sure what the fuck is going on but too shy and curious to tell him to stop
>hes moving my hand on his dick but not in a wanking kinda way, just feeling it up
>it gives me a rock hard boner too
>he looks around to make sure everyone else is asleep then whispers 'lets get under the cover"
>both get under and then pull our PJ bottoms down
>rub boners cos we're 12 year olds who go to an all boys boarding school and have no idea how sex or anything like that works, kek
>its like a star wars sword battle down there
>looking back now it's kinda hilarious looking back on it
>kinda hot at the time but i'm still not sure if i'm into it
>say we should stop and I get back into my bed
>listen to 21 questions and P.I.M.P. in a dazed and confused state then get some sleep
>wake up regretting it
>next day tell him he's gay and that I'm not
>he tells me he'd stab me in my sleep if I told anyone he was gay
>get scared every night until eventually my request to swap rooms goes through
>over the next ten years become uncomfortable around gays
>to the point where even last year a girl I was getting with wanted to go to a gay club and while she was in the toilet there a gay guy tried coming onto me and I just left her and went home and ignored her phone calls
It's weird listening to 50 cent now even, I still get memories of it but I'm 100% sure I'm not bi. It was just two young boys experimenting.
>>25115586
Sounds like you were molested desu
>tfw the low mood keeps coming back
Hold me robots, I can't sleep again.
>>25116155
been drinking a pint of coke every hour for the past day, at least im trying to be productive, desu the dreams i've been having recently im too scared to sleep
>>25116603
I had a pizza a few hours ago hoping it would fill me up enough to go to sleep. Didn't do much. Still feel bad and can't sleep.
>>25111097
freelance CAD? what software?
>>25111298
As a Londoner, I sometimes feel that black people are the only people who will talk to me. Much more friendly and open than the white people around here.
Young black men also tend to have a rather healthy appreciation for sports shoe aesthetics. This pleases me because most people here in Bromley aren't too fashion-aware.
It must be said that recent African immigrants in particular are very accomplished and dignified people.
I ate two big bags of salt & vinegar crisps. I'm so depressed.
>>25117643
Welcome to life.
>Drinking rum at 6:45am
I've lost control of my life.
>>25109103
>Tiny
>12 Hit Dice
Fuck you
>>25117643
Switch to niknaks, corn instead of potato so slightly less bad for you
>Sobering up with Toradora at 7am
Could be worse.
Pissed myself last night lads and my dad knows please end it
>>25119658
Congratulations, you killed the thread.
>>25120446
nah there's a connection error for me anyway
>>25120446
Eberybody is at church or car boot or maybe asleep
>>25120548
why did you remind me that car boots are a thing
that's a trigger word and a half
>>25120601
Story?
Ugh robot please, I'm hungover
>>25120548
It's the AM, i'm working through my horrible colitis shits. I'll be with you guys in a while.
>>25120614
there's no story apart from me being an edgy depressive weirdo 8 year old that once tried to run into a busy road instead of going to a car boot sale
god bless autism
>>25120671
tip top jej 2bh
>>25109097
X is a very long standing symbol for Christ, from the Greek letter chi
off to do the washing up lads anyone have any mouldy cups and plates they need doing? competitive rates
>>25120687
>this
This is entry level Xianity knowledge, come on guys
Should I message a girl to see if she's still up for drinks? She said on Thursday she'd let me know today if she was up for drinks or not..
>>25120768
Wait for her to contact anon, unless gets to 7 and you've heard nothing
>>25120789
Cheers for the advice, pal. Hope you have a good day. xx
>>25109097
Why December though? Winter in Palestine is too cold for Mary and Joseph to make their journey to Bethlehem at that time of year. Could it have anything to do with Christians wanting to replace an existing Pagan winter festival?
>>25120793
Only two kisses.
I regret helping you, you frigid prick.
>>25120818
Don't wanna look too gay mate.
>>25120822
It's got to be either one or three kisses, mate. Two just looks like you can't make your mind up.
>>25120839
Nah man three kisses is lewd, while one is frigid. Two is just right
>>25120858
Oi you cheeky cunt, I send three kisses to my mum and sisters.
>>25120795
>Could it have anything to do with Christians wanting to replace an existing Pagan winter festival?
Yep. Exactly right.
What's your point?
>>25120900
To females that's fine. That's homo to blokes.
>>25109071
I have to work a night shift on christmas eve. In busy retail. Cancer.
Lads I made pasta a few days ago and didn't soak the fucking dish, it's caked on now. That's put a stop to my washing up.
Been doing kegels and taking various supplements for four months now - can confirm it has turned by dick into some kind of fire hose of spunk.
Now I just need someone to cum all over
Was drinking alone all night and woke up realising my life has been a compete disaster to the point of being humorous
>>25121144
Tell me more anon. Why is it humorous?
Completely fucked lads. My mum gave me 100 squids to buy an interview suit and I spent it on Game of War in app purchases.
I don't even know why I did it. I regretted it the moment I clicked through the purchase, but there's no way to get my money back. Feel pathetic. Mum's going to throw a fit and might even throw me out. She's on benefits and it took her ages to save that money.
>>25121157
I'm just remembering times like when I pissed all over somones living room at a house party in high school, no wonder im a social outcast
>>25121183
you fucking degenerate.
>>25121183
For fuck's sake you waste of skin, why are you even playing that shit?
>>25121183
For what purpose?
Is this a legit post?
woke up and fapped to olivia jensen
>>25121218
Like I said, I don't even know why I did it. It was just getting too difficult to play without gold and weapons.
>>25121183
this is so degenerate it made me laugh out loud, thanks lad. ps i recall asda selling suits for about 15 quidaroos; go knock yeself out lad
>>25121183
Your poor mum, she cares about you that much and you wasted it on a freemium game.
>>25121183
Dear anon,
You fucking muppet.
Warmest regards,
anon
>>25121267
have you already spent up the ingame tokens or whatever?
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO GO GO GO!
Just woke up lads. Trawled normie book to see all my "mates" are going out to parties and shit together. Meanwhile I'm sitting at home doing nothing.
>tfw no Misaka to come save me
>>25121373
hhhnnnggghhh
such a qt
>>25121377
Same here for the waking up part lad, don't have normobook
And which misaka? Pic related?
>>25121377
You don't deserve her if you can't even spell her name right.
