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5 days left lads edition
First for I hope you all have a great Christmas
>>25126721
Fuck off you normie cunt, I hope everyone has something horrible happen this christmas. Nobody here deserves anything good, myself included.
>>25126721
Thanks lad, same to you
My mother just gave me a lecture of how she is going to start buying full sugar fizzy drinks because she read (probably in the daily mail) that the no sugar ones are bad for your heart.
I just told her that my liver will fail before my heart and her's will probably too.
fourth for merry christmas with the BNP
good presents and new years wishes will come to you if you respond with "thank you griffin san"
>>25126734
It makes me sad that you feel that way, anon. What is troubling you?
>>25126747
Thanks Nick, glad I voted BNP in the 2009 EU elections helping get a BNP MEP elected (from Yorkshire).
Was hilarious watching the results come in on the news and the horror from the likes of Polly Toynbee.
>>25126747
thank you griffin san
Waifu anons report in.
>2015
>having Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa as you're waifu
Shitting in the dark because the light's dead.
you know what annoys me? when people cook or buy a meal and don't eat it all
>>25126802
Azusa is a fine choice too though
>>25126802
Reporting in~
You shouldn't make fun of other people's waifus though anon.
>>25126721
Y-you too~
>>25126843
Use your emergency candles.
You do have emergency candles, right?
>>25126862
She's violent though.
>>25126843
No phone flashlight mode?
Was gonna order sushi
Watching home alone now I want to order pizza
>tfw just cleared out all empty booze cans and bottles
>all empty coke bottles
>all piss bottles
>all empty take away boxes
>cleared all the rubbish off of desk and floor
>put all dirty clothes in the wash
>put all dirty plates, cups and glasses from room in dish washer
>hoovered the floor
>made the bed
>washed the desk, TV and laptop
>took out the rubbish bins
>sprayed febraze everywhere and am now sat here freezing my balls off with the windows open getting the putrid smell of my room out of my room
Bad thing is I'm going to go to the shop to buy some bevvies and some treats so it's going to be a mess again in a few hours. Is much comfier when it is tidy though.
>>25126744
Kek, you're good to have around anon
>>25126936
A cheese pizza just for you
>>25126955
tempted for the authentic experience
>>25126802
Lisafag still mia?
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
>tfw paki getting my teen gf this xmas
>just 4 more days of wagecucking and I get 4 days off
Sometimes you want to jump on
As many cocks as you can
>>25126966
You should, it'll be a once in a lifetime experience. It'll probably be shit but if you get it somewhere good there will be enough cheese that with dips it'll be cool.
>>25127023
>tfw no come days of wagecucking and I have eternity of
Oh, you didn't know about the NEET masterrace?
>>25127023
>just a week or two including christmas off and I get forever off because temporary wageslave
>>25127023
>>25127047
>not being part-time master race
Back from uni and the shit internet at home is suffering, a 2mb gif takes a lifetime to load
>tfw talk talk
>tfw no good vidya set in england
>>25127023
>working christmas eve evening, all of christmas day and boxing day
I'm ready for maximum cozy
>>25127129
Where do you work to have to do all of that?
>>25126802
Reminder if you don't get your waifu a present for Christmas you're the scum of the world.
>>25127111
Lel I remember in that game if you're riding a motorbike and press the exit vehicle button you ragdolise 2004 style and do the splits arms flailing in the air gliding frictionlessly along the tarmac.
>>25127047
I'm working on becoming a NEET again, those days were the best time of my life before getting enslaved by the jews.
>>25127023
Just 3 more days of wagecucking and getting laid off
>>25127349
Are you going to get a bonus for getting laid off?
>tfw you will never be Jose Mourniho and get paid 40 (forty) million Great British Pounds sterling for getting sacked
>>25127023
Freelance wagekek
Off until the 4th now
Time to get C-C-C-C-C-C-COMFY
>>25127111
New Assassins Creed game la.
FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR ROBOTS ON JSA
Your advisors DO expect you to jobsearch over the holidays, (Eve, Crimbo, Boxing day)
They likely won't look at Christmas day, but before and after. Don't get sanctioned this Christmas anons
>>25127380
It was only a temporary contract, I got a box of ferrero roches which are on amazon for 7bong50penny if that counts, and a free dinner
if that counts
I really wanted the argos job because it was only a 16 hour a week contract and lots of potential overtime, during all the sales around this type of year, and a bonus at the end.
Instead I've been working in a factory since september, made around 4k and having a bad time.
I'm going to purposefuly have a lot more trouble finding a job though after working in a shit hole.
BEST GIRL back on your screens at 9, boys
>>25127439
Anything past AC2 went downhill.
>>25127478
Vana best girl m8, Joseph will probably win though even though both businesses are shit, not that Sugar has ever invested in a decent business.
>>25127442
You guys need to switch to ESA pronto, JSA is modern slavery.
>>25127533
Vana's business is tinder for autists, it deserves to lose despite her being best girl
>>25127533
>you will never get a job under that desk
>>25127533
>>25127549
>Vana
>Best girl
Graeco-Americans detected. Her accent is the worst thing since Nick left the apprentice.
>>25127549
It's actually tinder for people earning over 100k but yeah... Joseph has a shitty small plumbing business, it's laughable really.
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>>25126802
>>25126907
Bad posts
>>25126862
>>25126885
Good posts
>>25127141
Pub, people booked and wanted to have christmas dinners for those days.
watching the film edge of tomorrow. any good lads?
>>25127609
Are you the kitchen porter guy? Kitchen porting on christmas day is suicide tier wageslaving.
Years ago I was a chef and I had to work christmas day, it was infuriating.
>>25127694
Considering all the supposed prestige and skill requird, being a chef is a fucking rubbish job
>tfw one of my mates just told me he's going to a new years eve party as 'the sad green frog'
Pepe is officially kill
>>25127671
Brilliant mate. Way better than I expected
So who drinking lads?
>the oilfield is fucked because the Americans flooded the market with cheap gas and the Saudi's refuse to reduce productionfrom last thread
>>25127712
>prestige and skill
I had none of that, but I somehow managed. It was fucking horrible. Long hours, brutal work, hot kitchen, fucking shit pay, and we got none of the tips whatsoever. Because we earned a quid more an hour than the waitresses, when they were taking 100 quid home on an evening due to our food, they would give none of it back because they 'earned less'
Felt good when the kitchen closed at ten and they'd instantly fuck off home with their masses of tips and we had an hour of cleaning down to do extra.
Can my fellow wagekeks possibly advise me?
I have a 'secret santa' tomorrow. Its a problem because at work I am known as the guy who never speaks
I have to give a gift to a girl as well so that heightens my anxiety
My gift is a memory stick with some recordings of me speaking, as well as a pair of comfortable headphones I got for a gift a few years ago and never opened so she can listen to me in HD, I am going to make a joke that I am 'the I never speakret Santa'.
I am nervous though. Is this a good idea? I don't want to look like a little dumbass.
>>25127694
Nah, another chef. They know I haven't got much family so they threw me in to do kitchen preps and help cook, really hoping its not that busy or I might just stick my head in an oven.
>>25127777
Lol you weren't a chef you were a cook.
>>25127794
Yeah probably, but it was an actual restaurant, not a fast food joint. Couldn't even just microwave everything like a spoons either, we had to cook shit.
>>25127763
3rd beer
>>25127604
What's the best, comfiest way to watch the movie? I first watched the series years ago but never got around to the film. I think it's time.
Quarter to 8 was the agreed time for tea Mother.
Fucking hell she is useless.
>>25127763
Just finished my first bottle of red.
>>25127726
word, not a bad start. Emily blunt is a hotty
>>25127814
Chefs are managers who cook, not oven slaves
>>25127763
1 g and t down, onto the red
>>25127875
Some catching up to do, I see
>>25127671
It's okay, just an action film with typical male and female lead with a decent plot but a typical humans vs aliens only you can stop them taking over the planet male lead plotline
8/10 it's okay I guess
Watch interstellar
>>25126734
Someone woke up on the wrong piss bottle in their NEETcave haven't they?
>>25127763
The JD and coke guy reporting in, third drink of the evening.
Just waiting until wagekekmas break to start day drinking with you lads.
>>25127882
I was wondering why it was so good and saw it was based off a manga so it kinda makes sense why the plot is better than your average sci fi blockbuster.
Based in L O N D O N too
>tfw its my birthday and no one has mentioned it
>Tfw ive made myself 3 (three) seperate fry ups today
>tfw still empty inside.
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>>25127838
Wrapped up late at night with a cup of tea, some snacks, and copious amounts of alcohol/drugs/a rope for when it ends and you realise they will never be real.
>>25127763
Own brand whisky and coke
just woke up and made myself a full english breakfast with a double shot espresso
this is the fucking life lads
>>25127945
how old anon?
>>25127920
Please do not stereotype NEETS.
>>25127763
Some milk to go with these cookies
Anyone ever tried couch to 5k? I've become a fat unfit shit and I want to get thin again.
Sounds like a good way to start.
>try some beer
>i don't like it
wew lads whats the fucking point are you supposed to like the taste of beer or what. i don't think it tastes horrible but i dont like the taste
>>25127895
Oh, in that case yeah I wasn't the manager or the head chef. The head chef was such a funny guy, he hated his job so fucking much.
>>25127763
you from aberdeen?
>>25128015
you don't drink it for the taste,
you drink it to ease your pain
>>25128015
Beer tastes horrible, nobody drinks it for the taste.
Drink either good cider, or spirits.
Cap morgans spiced rum is my favorite emo
>>25128015
How old are you? It doesn't taste good till your mid to late 20s.
>>25127997
I know that feel too well mate, literally skelly to skinnyfat, feel like such a stupid fuck for letting it happen
>>25128017
He was responsible for all of you and still didn't get any tips. Not surprising.
>>25127785
Probably be safer giving her a drive with BBC porn on it t.b.h. m8
>>25128015
Drink some stout my boy, Guinness is a common and cozy drink
>>25127785
I don't think sending voice recordings is a good idea m8. Especially sending them to a girl. The headphones are a good idea though
>>25128057
>literally skelly to skinnyfat
This is what happened to me, I've gone from 9 stone to 11.5 stone but I've only put on fat.
Literally have the body of a skinny person just with a pot belly and fat neck, it's the most disgusting body type possible.
>>25127959
24originalbloxbloxfucksake
REMEMBER
A VOTE FOR TYSON IS A VOTE FOR ARSEBLASTING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/sports-personality
>>25128015
Dont be drinking that euro fizz pal
>>25128122
fuck shit isn't it mate, I want to slap my past self for letting it happen but I lost my job and just couldn't cope really, trying to turn it around over the next 6 months
Lads what do I do if I don't get into uni, it's all I've ever planned my life and it's just hit me that I might not get accepted by any of my choices. Do I take a gap year and lower my standards next year. What are some things to do on a gap year other than play video games and shit.
>>25128167
Revving up the votetrain already. I can't wait for the articles about how 'problematic' his win was.
>>25128041
i have no pain right now
>>25128048
okai senpai
>>25128057
22
>>25128096
okai ill try that
>>25127763
Just back from the shop I got 18 cans of Stella then 1 can of Heineken and 2 Bottles of ale in the fridge.
>tfw I'm the anon who was worried because I drank 31 pints last week and had a bleeding anus
I decided to cut down on the drinking from here on out but then I got bored so I decided not to cut down on drinking from here on out anymore.
>>25128210
Try it again when you are older, your taste buds change and beer goes from tasting like bitter shit to being one of the most delicious and refreshing tastes imaginable.
That's why teens/early 20s prefer spirits+mixers
>>25128032
I'm from the kingdom, half way through my bottle of wine - I always regret just buying one.
>>25127997
Running is a meme exercise. You'll probably be a bit fitter but won't look any different. You need to lift if you want to stop being a fatty bro.
And start living off of chicken breast, vegetables and rice helps too.
>>25128277
I'm not really fat, I just have a pot belly.
If anything it's because I drink shitloads, if I stopped drinking I'd probably go back to normal.
But that's not something I'm willing to do. I think running would just keep my mind off boozing.
>>25128299
>I just have a pot belly.
Yea mate, to get rid of a pot belly you need to lift and do aerobic exercises. Cardio and running being meme exercises is not a meme. It's a fact.
>looking for computer chair
>find one that looks good on amazon but want to try it out
>the distributor is in my shitty town and is a few minuets away form my usual journey to work
It's a small world guys, fuck paying 10bong PandP too, guess I just lucked out
>qt at work talked to me all during her break
>took a snapchat of me
>took my phone and added me on fb
>keeps mentioned how tall I am, only 6"0
>asked me if I had a gf, or if I'd ever had one
Shit boys, help, what should I do? Am I gonna be leaving here soon? Is this a path to normcester?
AINT IT JUST LIKE THE NIGHT
>>25128378
I'm no expert but it looks that way, women are evil creatures though, she might just be wanting to use you for a doormat whilst she finds someone better.
I don't have any friends either so she could just be being friendly, I don't know what friends do
>>25128378
What did you say to her? Just keep talking to her and if the opportunity to ask her out arises, take it.
Unless of course you think a relationship is unlikely to be successful or to start at all, in which case avoid having that kind of stress occurring at work.
>>25128378
>work
fuck off normie
reeeeeee
>>25128328
diets more important than lifting, if you have bad knees cycle cardiopussy and don't forget the porridge
>>25128328
Unfortunately I live in south Wales and all gyms around here are filled with mental roiders and drug dealers.
Not even memeing, it's a well known problem around here. Unless you have the cash to go to a posh one. I'd still feel like a twat lifting since I'm a literal stick insect aside from my bod.
Got a few big mates though, might try and tag along with them so they can show me what's what.
>>25127183
How is that possible once they trap you?
>>25128378
just bang her then forget her, if she still wants your attention she likes you
Awkward as fuck at work now lads, they hired this girl that somehow knows this weeaboo chick I used to like and hang out with and now she tells everybody and shows them the pictures of her cosplaying as a japanese school girl and as a maid. The roast hasn't stopped since she started tbqh, why are people so mean
>>25128453
The only way I've acted other than my normal self around her is engaging her in polite conversation. I normally ignore the younger girls because they're terrible workers and just fuck about, getting the men to do their work for them. She didn't seem as vapid as the other girls.
Generally, I've just been myself around her, most people see me as a bit of a weirdo but a lot of staff actually like me.
>>25128532
That's the thing though, I don't know how to progress from here. Do I message her on fb or continue "semi-flirting" with her at work.
>>25128456
It's retail m8, barely more normie than being a neet
>>25128495
I don't know why anyone would go to a public gym and not just because of the membership fees. Home gym ftw lads?
>>25127439
He said good games
>apply for jobs at indeed
>generally accurate, no problems
>use monster
>90% of them are disguised marketer/pyramid scheme jobs where you make no money after 3 weeks of work
>they blatantly fucking hide the type of work you'll do
Fucking hell who even uses this garbage website?
neetbucks ain't cutting it, I need MORE MORE MORE money for my luxuries, I'll sacrifice my dignity and work for it.
>>25128599
I'll have to try and look up what sort of weight training I can do at home with not much room.
>>25128605
What luxuries are you clamouring for anon?
>>25128605
Civil service m8. No chance of a payrise no matter how effective you are, so they expect mediocrity.
>>25127785
Please do not do that. That's genuinely not a good idea.
A good present for a woman would be something like Yankee Candle, chick flick on blu-ray, maybe something on those lines.
You may end up coming across as creepy - think about it, would you want to listen to somebody's voice? It'd come across as odd.
Hope this doesn't read like an attack, just trying to help you.
>>25128654
I applied for a debt handler telephone fag.
took 3 weeks to process, got a 4 4 4 4 3 score (4 is good, 3 is average) for the interview.
Didn't fucking make the cut, like what the fuck you stupid fucks? a single 3 score auto fails you? these faggots barely even fucking work.
>>25126734
bitter fearful alopecia manchild detected.
>>25126802
she has been my waifu since 4 years <3
>tfw took a combination of drugs once and my imaginations of her became real and involved all senses
>>25128596
ask her what her plan's are for new years, find out where she's going and then go there with someone else, dance with her etc.. take her back to your place for a drink and make your move
>>25128699
It's marked out of 7, you have to average 4 (pass) across all the competencies. Sucks to be you.
>>25128767
>>25128596
im assuming since you're on /britfeel/ you don't actually have any plans yet anyway
>>25128757
How do people with waifu's that crave the MC's cock cope? Do you encourage it or just go in denial?
>>25127671
Is that the Tom Cruise one that got renamed? If so enjoyed it.
>>25128789
My rich literal autist friend is having a party at his mansion. He has it every year and it's just chads with girls in his hot tub, they don't even like him. It normally ends with the both of us playing timesplitters whilst they have sex around his house. She probably already has plans though.
>>25127895
>oven slaves
Shit lads, this guy knows all the insider terms
>>25128213
Atta boy laddy
>>25127938
Did you get a litreor manyfrom morrisons? They're banging it out for 15 fucking hate the robot great british pounds
>>25128845
Yeah, denial. He just isn't part of my fantasy.
>>25128888
That's fucking grim, should get him to stop inviting trash into his house
>glucose levels through the fucking roof
>have to fucking exercise on my exercise bike now like a goddam fucking faggot
Sucking 100 dicks and getting AIDS and cancer from it isn't as gay as this
>>25128849
dunno. it's got sexy manface Emily blunt in
>>25128888
Fucking hell. Do beta males get a release of endorphins for helping a genetically superior man creampie girls they have love/lust for?
thinking of getting a new desk, dont know what to go for, any suggestions lads?
>>25129167
A desk that has space for a monitor.
>>25127785
This is bait right? FUCK THE ROBOT
>>25129167
>>25129186
a desk that has space for TWO monitors.
>>25127785
Good idea, it's original and charming. People will think you're less weird without you having to be very sociable.
>>25129075
Yea that's the one
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2014/05/emily-blunt-vowed-she-would-never-appear-in-tom-cruise-movie
First christmas since I got dumped coming up, lads.
I think it's gonna be rough on me.
>>25129309
>tfw it's make or break for me and gf this xmas
>>25129339
What have you got her anon?
>>25129339
Tell me your story, anon.
>>25129339
Good luck lad, try not to put too much pressure on it.
Give
Love
A
Chance
Just put a banana cake in the oven lads. Neighbours must love the sound of me banging around with a mixer etc while they're trying to have a comfy sunday before their wagekeking
>>25129383
They are also stealing the smell of your delicious cake
>>25129383
Love a banana cake desu. Have you gone with nuts or no nuts?
Flying Ryanair for the first time in a few hours
Should I just expect all round shitness and discomfort?
I actually enjoyed Jet2 a few years back. Wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.
>>25129350
a ring obviously
>>25129368
>>25129374
don't want to go into it at this point, if it all goes wrong I'll be back here after new years complaining. It's a long term LDR with a Japanese girl.
>>25129383
>mfw I drill holes in the wall at 3 in the morning
normies fuck offffff
>>25129503
>tfw he will never be your dad
>>25129481
>tfw still regret getting my gf a necklace, my ex gf that is
Fucking greedy cunt that she was, she was stupid as well, waste of time going to a poly.
I took her virginity by basically raping her though, just forcing it in like a savage.
>>25129106
>>25129003
He still thinks they all like him, I've tried to convince him but it's impossible. Shame, 'cause he's an old friend.
>>25129309
Same my lad
It's pretty rough, I just want to bust a nut (and have a nice time) with a girl again but i'm a total sperg and can't talk to girls anymore, not that I ever could.
Merry Christmas chum
>>25129442
Nah, got a special extra sealed door to keep the smell of green in, one neighbour has already called the police on me just for playing vidya too loud (and they came).
>>25129447
No nuts but yes buttermilk used this recipie
http://www.houseofbrinson.com/2015/06/24/grandmas-buttermilk-banana-cake/
>Only getting matched with disgusting ham beasts on tinder
What's it even for m8s
>>25129597
surely that makes you a chad mate? hambeasts are only interested in chad
>>25129562
Merry christmas to you too mate, we will get through it. Best of luck finding a new qt.
>>25129597
>tfw too cripplingly insecure to use tinder
>>25129657
>tfw 21 year old kv who just can't see the point of it all most days
>>25129763
Chin up lad, you will find your qt.
Who ever /adultwork/ here?
Sorry 2 b lewd.
>trying to be a normie
>share picture of friend from a couple of years ago
>no response
How to into social networking?
wanking is so much better than blowjobs
>>25130068
Just act like a narcissist with no shame.
>>25127785
just give her the headphones autismo
Is anybody else going to have a really stressful last week of work? I'm dreading going into the office tomorrow morning.
>>25130245
my last day of work for 2015 was on friday
>>25130245
I really need the time off, it just keeps building up. 2 days at the weekend is not enough to recover.
>>25130245
No, every company we do business with has already finished for Christmas so it is quiet now. January will be mental.
>>25130361
Tell me about it. I haven't had a day off (apart from weekends) since July and this last week is going to be manic. I'm worried I might burn out.
>>25129996
Thought about it but I'd never go through with spending that much dosh on a blowie
>>25129481
If she says no you must do the honourabru thing and commit sudoku.
>>25130452
Remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away, wagie.
>>25130542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bOKsOveYD0
>>25130475
Some of them do 40 quid for fifteen minutes, fuck included. Qt black escort near me, quite fancy it.
Just finished Seinfeld lads, was quite a ride.
>tfw I'll never live in early 90s Jew York
Good evening everyone~
What are you doing tonight?
>tfw keep getting pressured to buy Christmas presents
>have no idea what to get
>know that people will be disappointed no matter what I get
>all the stress is giving me a headache and a stomach ache
Time to watch anime to temporarily forget about everything~
>>25131059
who would you buying christmas presents for.
I ain't getting shit for my parents they never got me anything even when I was a child.
>>25131059
buy everyone sweets anon
>>25126802
>tfw you will never be in the K-ONbu
>tfw you will never have cake and tea with your friends
>tfw you will never have mugi brush and style your hair
>tfw you will never have friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLJFl7ws_0
>>25131059
watched a film and some fifa playa videos
>>25131129
Kill yourself senpai, fifa youtubers are the worst human beings alive.
>>25131164
fifa playa was funny as fuck lad
>>25131112
My family. I only have one friend irl and we've never done the whole present thing~
Kind of sad to hear your parents never got you anything as a child though anon, I hope you're treating yourself nowadays~
>>25131117
Good idea desu senpai~
It would be cheap and they don't expect much of me anyway.
>>25131129
That sounds really comfy anon, have a good one~
Just went and saw the new star wards lads. I was sat next to someone who wouldn't shut up the whole film.
JUST
>>25131272
also if they don't want them then you can eat them.
no way to lose desu lad
>Tfw don't have the composure for fifa
Another thing the normies best me at.
>you'll never be a Cheetah lads
Apex predator apart from the the great white shark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dATx9JE5wE
>>25131326
best way I've found is play single player with sliders slightly faster than normal, makes everything feel slow normally and you'll get more used to it and panic less.
>mfw doing an all nighter before a 12 hour shift
>>25131373
Sounds like it'd fuck up my muscle memory desu.
>>25131309
Hmm, that's a really good idea desu familia~
They would probably last me until next xmas as well.
Thanks for the suggestion lad~
>>25131333
i just want to be a meme
>>25130503
Prolly just give up on women all together desu
>>25131124
in 50 years the full sensory lock in and sign off version of VR will exist... and this will be one of the first applications for it. Anons can relive the k-on highschool years over and over forever as their favourite keion.
beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM
>tfw you will never deliver to the great Adolf Hitler
>>25131583
Hopefully technology keeps humans alive long so we can get some use out of it
Coming off ssri's is fucking awful, I can't concentrate on anything. Is there any way to relieve the feeling of my brain vibrating?
>>25131583
your hardest decision would be if you want to BE your favourite keion or be another keion to spend time with your fave
What's happening this evening, mates?
Glad Joe won the apprentice 2bh, and nice to see Gary back
MEMES ON MEMES ON MEMES
JUST MIGHT PULL UP ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>25131705
Take 30 mg of DXM a day.
>>25131705
After reading all these posts about ssri's I'm really glad I dodged that shit when my GP was trying to force them on me. Hope you get through it alright.
>Muh SSRIs
might as well take cocaine or amphetamines, shit is probably healthier
>>25126996
And if you love him
Please something or another for him
'Cos after all, he's just a man
Fucking hell lads all the shops closed at 10:30 today, had to leg it to the tesco a few roads over to get my booze before closing time.
>>25131705
What dose and for how long?
For me, giving up everything else (caffeine, nicotine and booze) helped the withdrawal a lot.
>>25131705
Take some magnesium. 400mg a day of glycinate or malate.
>All I'm going to do is play Yakuza 5 all day on Christmas day.
>>25131858
dream of meme
>>25131948
Shop here closes at 9 on a sunday, fucking wank but at least it's only a few minutes away. Sometimes you forget though, was a bit worried tonight cuz I got into an argument with some slag because apparently I was making too much noise when I ran into an old friend, just talking outside of the shop even though her house as across the street.
I fucking schooled that bitch though, absolutely ruthless with her only because I apologized at first and I would move in a few seconds, but that just made her go psycho, made her threaten me among other things, then she started talking about how she had more hair on her chest than me, so I told her that if that was the case then she should shave that nasty shit you skank, she then went into full screaming mode and slammed her window.
Anyway, having a few tinnies now.
>>25132082
A woman went mental at you for talking outside a shop?
Either you're not telling the full story or she's batshit.
>>25131883
no
>>25131892
Yeah I'm never doing this shit again in my life, I felt better when I felt awful
>>25131964
20mg for almost a year
>>25131987
Literally no idea where to get that shit
>>25131907
Harder to get hold of senpai
>>25132141
Which one was it? Only have experience of citalopram and fluoxetine, but if it's either of those you should be alright with a week or so.
You'll feel rough between now and then, but just take it easy and you should be alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbrZBhMFrNg
>dancing, driving and memes cure depression
thoughts lads?
>>25132238
>fluoxetine
Not that anon but a doctor put me on them for depression, got too anxious to see him again so only was on them for a month but didn't feel anything that wasn't myself telling me "I'm taking these pills so I must be feeling better"
>>25132311
jua bee urswlf
>>25129996
used to all the time, but don't really have sex drive any more, probably depression kill it. all i can say is stick with the english girls, had one or two good foreign ones but mostly they are really moody, rush you and a lot of the time they are different girls from the profile pictures.
>Tfw I wish I had a job to quit and a boss I could tell to fuck off
>>25132316
Ok, I don't want to blogpost, but I'm trying to help out a bit:
I'd tried citalopram before fluoxetine, and didn't get on that well with it. Was on it for 5-6 months and it helped, but also made me feel too 'neutral' - wasn't getting any of myeuphorichighs, though it was knocking out the worst of the lows. Had some bad initial side-effects like noticeably more/worse nightmares, nausea, insomnia, and increased suicidal thoughts. Also have very sketchy memories of my time on them. Looking over my journals the negative reaction may have been due to the stupid amounts I was drinking as well though.
Fluoxetine had much worse initial side effects. I felt rough for nearly a fortnight, and felt rougher than I had on citalopram. I was only on it for four months, and ended up taking myself off it, again because of my frustration at it neutralising things too much. I noticed it took 4 weeks of 20mg and 2 of 40mg before it took any noticeable effect though, and more like 8 weeks in total to get the full impact. Same memory problems, but then I was drinking a hell of a lot less.
Had 6 months off anything, probably the worst of my life, now back on citalopram - have been on it for 4 weeks and am now feeling a definite boost.
tl;dr STICK WITH IT
>>25132557
>made you feel neutral
Why weren't you happy with neutral? Id happily live in neutral but there is no way I'd take happy pills. I'd be mad if I payed tax.
Who else is "onthepathoflonelyselfdestruction" here?
>>25132747
>Why weren't you happy with neutral?
Because neutral is by definition not happy.
I think of it as living at constant 0 vs living at a mix of -5 and 5
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>>25132910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
>westwood thinks he's black when he's whiter than board chalk
>>25132557
>>25132316
Hey, can any of you depression bros drop me a line here?
I think I've been depressed for the majority of the past 7 years. I've properly attempted suicide once in that time and it was 6 years ago, I tried to hang myself in my closet but the fucking hook snapped and I ended up naked and drunk on the floor with a sore ass and a rope around my neck. I decided to not try suicide again after that Until about 4 years ago when I did a proper fool proof plan and set a date but then something came up which made me put it off and things got better briefly so I abandoned the plan all together. Since then I've put off impulsive suicide all together and have decided just to enjoy the finer things in life such as drinking, wanking and shitposting until my back is up against the wall.
There's been probably 18 months in total out of the last 7 years where I didn't feel depressed. I still have the suicidal thoughts most everyday but I keep them in check.
Anyway what I wanted to know was...
I've never bothered to go to doctor because I feel they'll probably stitch me up if I tell them I am suicidal. But more the the point, I don't see how medication could actually help? I mean, I have been depressed because I live in a shit hole council estate full of chavs where you can barely leave the house without getting in a fight. Add to that my parents are raging alcoholics. I feel pretty justified in my emotions. Getting on anti depressants is surely just dodging the issue? If they could prescribe me a million quid and a house in the Lake District that'd get me somewhere but pills just seem like 'things are shit but take these and you won't notice'/
So question is is there any actual point in going for treatment if things are justifiably as shit as you see them? I feel I'd rather see the truth as awful as it is rather than obscure it with drugs.
My old normie mate is getting me to go out with him soon
I dont want to because I havent been out properly for like 2 years and I'm shittin em
I've stayed at home like the past 5 times they asked me to go out so I kindof have to go
Wat do?
>>25132859
Yo. Fucking darknet heroin needs to show up already, these benzo's really are not cutting through the feels.
>>25132980
just go
do you have paruresis? if not then i see no problem. paruresis can become lethal.
>>25132859
feeling it today mate.
I just feel like getting in my car and just going for a drive but I wouldn't know where to go.
>>25133044
Just looked that up, didnt know it had a name. Yes I have that. It seems to have gotten better in the past couple years or so but I can never predict if I'll have it or not.
>>25133052
iktf
been driving around the town and seeing all the young normies enjoying themselves and shit
>tfw i missed out on all of this
HOW DO I CURE PARURESIS LADS
>>25132975
I think it's still worth going if you really feel that depressed. Feeling like that for 7 years must have been really hard anon. I think at this point you should be willing to try anything~
I agree with your sentiments towards pills though. I just think you should really do everything you can.
>just got back from seeing star wars
>mum watching love actually on the tv
>funny scene, rowan atkinson packaging a necklace for alan rickman
>suddenly cuts to martin freeman getting a casual blowjob while talking on the phone
>this infuriates me and I have to storm out
why is this acceptable? he was acting as if it were an every day occurrrence and something not even worth paying attentino to
mad as fuck ruined my evening worse than star wars
>>25133141
Yeah sorry but I wasn't looking for help off a 17 year old facebook roleplayer. Fuck off triptard.
>>25133114
use the cubicles
>>25133176
normies will bully you to death if you cant pee at the urinals like them which will lead to social death again
>>25132975
The true cure for depression is money and trusting friends (love), try meds at own risk
>>25132975
About to hit the sack so can't stick around, but don't worry about your doc stitching you up and getting you sectioned or anything like that. If they think you're 'functional' you're alright, and they have quite a generous understanding of that word.
Medication is an odd one, and I (the guy who wrote the long post above) have had a weird relationship with it. It's not to be treated as a 'cure' to depression, because it's not. You NEED (and I did this wrong before) some kind of talking therapy/counselling to supplement it or it's only ever a short-term crutch.
>So question is is there any actual point in going for treatment if things are justifiably as shit as you see them? I feel I'd rather see the truth as awful as it is rather than obscure it with drugs.
All the SSRIs do is better regulate serotonin in your system. You're not obscuring your perception really. What you need to try and do is better understand how/why you get depressed, and how you can make it happen less regularly/severely. The medication will help with that, but you really need to just try talking to people about it; be it someone professional (NHS services are decent, despite long waiting times), a friend, or someone in some experienced pastoral position (I talk to my local priest a lot, despite not being religious).
I'd strongly recommend seeing your GP though, as I can totally relate to feeling like the reality is that things are justifiably awful.
>>25133141
Haha >>25133170 wasn't me. But it was funny what he said. I hope you can take it on the chin.
Trying to anything to me would becoming a dealer for money or just killing fucking chavs to make my neighbourhood nicer. Not accepting this shit and going drone mode on pills so I can be a good wagecuck until I die anyway.
>>25133176
>>25133201
you can try rubbing your nose as you come out so they think you were doing coke, but may not be wise
>>25133245
Thanks for the reply mate, you are off to sleep so I won't try to burden you with a conversation but there is some things there I think could be helpful to me so thank you for that.
