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I haven't even started buying Crimbo presents edition
Can't stop chuckling to myself about that aircrash investigation episode.
Decided to wait for a new thread before asking lads
I really like this girl and spending time with her, only problem is she's 16 and has had sex with at least 10 guys. It feels wierd being with a girl like that, especially seeing as I'm a virgin. I've had many chances to sleep with her and she constantly asks to sleep over at my place. But I'm having mixed feelings on doing it with her, on one hand I'd lose my virginity to a girl I really like but on the other, I'd lose it to a girl who is quite a slag
Holy shit lads, Sainsburys closes at 8 and I'm still sat in my pajamas. Plus it's a 15 minute walk away too.
FUCK
IMMA
PUT THAT
BITCH
IN THE
BUCK
I'M A
DOG
LETS GET
STUCK
MY LIL SISTER
DORA
EAT THEM
LUCKY
CHARMS
AND GIVE ME LUCK
WADDUP CUS
HERE YO CUP
CALL MY BLOODS
BRING MY CUP
YOUR CREW SUCK
DONT GOT BUCKS
THESE AIND DRUGS
NIGGA
>>25035591
>she's 16 and has had sex with at least 10 guys
>>25035591
You gon get aids brah
What's for tea lads? Mum's making beef burgingyong.
Doesn't smell very nice tbqh, I hate the smell of cooking beef.
>>25035591
Lost mine to someone who had slept with 11 guys before me except I was 19 and she was 22 and fit as fuck
Don't regret it, she was surprised it was my first time and we had sex on 3 more occasions after
>>25035608
9 of them Pakis.
>>25035591
i just wanted mischief when i was 16, what are these kids upto
>>25035608
I always knew Total Biscuit was a cuck
>>25035591
>16
>10 guys
she is more semen than woman
>>25035591
Jam it in but don't take it too seriously.
>>25035599
>not living near a 24 hour tesco/asda
FUCK OFF YOU GODDAM UNCIRCUMCISED FORESKINSEX NORMIES
>>25035591
Maybe, but at least the virgin stigma will be gone. Do it.
>>25035715
>being so destitute shopping at tesco is an option
>going shopping
That is what mummy is for.
I don't buy anything myself, not even alcohol (which I consume a lot of).
Only thing I do buy is e-cig liquid online. Refuse to get up for the post man so send my Mum to the post office the day after.
YES LADS
I'm going on Jeremy Kyle next month, so keep your eyes peeled for a gay love triangle.
Me and my mates having a bit of a giggle and getting an all expenses paid weekend in london.
>go to cafe nero for festive coffee
>8/10 barista qt serving me
>"o-one spice orange latte please"
>she asks regular or grand in an accent
>assume its just how its said
>immitate regular in accent
>she asks other questions and price
>find out that waa her wctual voice
>mfw it sounded like I was mocking her
Kill me now desu lads
Going to watchhan solo die in amidnight movie and am actually worried about when to eat what so I'm not sleepy or hungry or whatever
>nocturnal anway
>am I ever going to stop trying to engineer pointless things to worry about
>>25035715
24 hour corner shop, funny bossman don't give a shit about alcohol laws in this country
>>25035794
Call Jeremy either a normie or a manlet so we know it's you.
>>25035728
Can't go wrong with Tesco m9, microwave ready meals are permanently 3 for 6 GBP at the one near me, and they also sell microwaves there to cook them with.
>>25035794
Giggles on you, it's in /Salford/
>>25035797
>go to cafe nero for festive coffee
fuck off normie retard
>>25035259
>>25035293
fucking respond faggot
>>25035794
So you're making it all up? Are you going to act stupid and common? If you sound intelligent and sensible they will know you're lying.
I never buy Christmas gifts because I'm a spoilt piece of shit
>>25035834
Go fuck yourself shut in, just because you enjoy nothing doesn't mean we should
>>25035591
>16
>10 guys
Oh man in 4-5 years she is going to be a literal whore.
>>25035880
Mad paki is mad
>>25035608
I lost my virginity to a massive slut and I didn't regret it for a second. She was amazing at sucking dick and riding me, since she had so much experience. I would do it again in a heartbeat. I felt so good afterwards. There's no better feeling than losing your virginity.
Not British, by the way. Your post just caught my attention.
>>25035805
>people actually using spoiler tags for their intended purposefuck you
>>25035880
>drinking overprice coffee outside of your house
when will normies leave
>>25035899
State country of origin
Any robots in reading wanna go see Star Wars at midnight tonight
>>25035921
gota justify some way haven't they, give it to companies that don't pay no tax in this country
>>25035917
Absolutefaggotry
>>25035932
Why would they want to go watch a film if they're reading?
>secret santa at work today
>no-one told me it was today
>bought novelty mug for colleague but didn't bring it in because I didn't know to bring it in
>doing secret santa
>got novelty mug as present, surprise surprise
>got round to my colleague
>his present isn't there
>my boss "Oh? Looks like you don't have a present"
>colleague laughs it off but actually looks genuinely sad
>too nervous to mention I didn't bring his present in even though half the room probably knew
>sent him a text saying sorry and explaining the situation
>still hasn't replied
Fuck work, pham. I can't even do simple social rituals like secret santa right without fucking them up. Will probably skive work tomorrow out of embarrassment.
Refuse to go to cinemas anymore, I bet if I went down to the local cinema (which is quite small) it would cost 15GBP for a ticket (I know they are probably all sold out tonight but that is besides the point).
I don't even really want to watch star wars anyway.
>>25035867
Yeah it's made up. We've gonna get trackies and another one is going to crossdress (just lipstick and girls trackies).
>>25035826
good idea, I'm playing the "jilted lover" so I'll be able to insult jezza
>>25035992
why didn't you just say i forgot it was today mate i'll bring it tomoz, make a mountain out of a molehill
>>25035955
htundjt
>>25035992
>admitting it when nobody could prove it was you
second hand embarrassment is real
>>25036037
I really want you not to be lying.
>>25035931
US
Fuck you, robot.
>>25036056
>implying secret santas are actually secret
>>25035932
Staines mate
We organised it a few days ago, turn up at the Vue for the midnight showing.
I'll be wearing my pepe shirt, ironically of course.
>>25036052
Look, i'm never going to have kids, so I have to use up my dad jokes on you.
>>25036088
Damn that's a 45 minute drive. Not that desperate I guess I'll just see it alone
>>25036075
You're alright with me then. Come in and have a cup of tea.
>>25036045
>>25036056
Because no-one else made the same mistake so it just stuck out like a sore thumb. Because they all know I'm literally autistic, and only work there because I was a NEET and Mum basically gave me a stopgap job to stop me from doing nothing with my life. Because it's difficult to not make a mountain out of a molehill when you're literally inept at everything you do.
>12pm-7pm sleep, only just woke up
>wake up to the sound next door fucking
>moaning, rhythmic thumping, sounds like a good fuck too
>haven't fucked or even kissed for over 2 years
>can i not even start the day without a reminder i'm a lonely mess
Evening brit, hows your day been so far?
>>25036075
So it's not true US girls take it in the ass to maintain semblance of virginity?
>>25035899
>There's no better feeling than losing your virginity.
Isn't it better to lose it with someone you actually care about?
>>25036197
>Isn't it better to lose it with someone you actually care about?
>Implying robots have feelings not just mechanical desire
>>25036225
If you prick me, do I not leak?
>>25036158
but there's nothing with what you done, give a fuck worked in subway once had to close the shop because i burnt all the bread when i said i could do it
>>25036253
everyone makes mistakes and still will
>>25036249
>If you prick me, do I not leak?
>>25036249
Go home Data you're drunk
>>25036168
>haven't fucked or even kissed for over 2 years
Get out normie, ree
Poleaboo is glad no-one is impersonating him anymore. He has his driving theory reorganized for a month's time and hopes he won't fail it this time.
>>25036168
Through anti-depressant / anti-psychotic medications and therapy I have reached asexual nirvana. I don't care anymore, all the trivial things I wanted when I was 18 matter nothing to me now. I'm 25 and feel happier than I ever have in my life.
>>25036310
Poleaboo will not bother to revise and hope to pass anyway.
I
AM
FAST
AS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LADS
MAXIMUM AUTISM OVERLOAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwFSklgSLvk
>>25036313
>asexual nirvana
I feel like I'm on my way there too, anon. What's the secret? Meds definitely are helping, but how did the therapy help you?
>>25036371
>>25036391
Poleaboo really wishes you would stop bullying him.
Off to the pub to have a drink with older pubguy from the other day.
Wish me luck, anons.
Going to fuck a married lady lads on Sat. It is her b day and I asked her what she wanted and she replied "me" so I'll finally lose this wizard status I had building up. Last time I got a proper shag the US basketball team Dallas mavericks win the championship tourney yes.
>>25036404
poleaboo doesn't understand why proxy typist feeds back all the potentially hurtful things.
>>25036432
Did he send you nudes yet?
>>25035826
Please do this. Call him a normie manlet.
>>25036387
Therapy was the lesser thing, made me feel better and more logical about shit times I had at school and how I used to not be able to get angry at someone who was being angry at me in public... Then I'd think about it over and over, now that is not the case and they've turned me into a bit of a hot head.
The secret for me has just realised looking at people who went to school and uni with me, who have had many failed relationships and kids out of wed lock. I've had a couple of girlfriends, long term in part but I only get them through pretending to be something I wasn't, which was damaging apparently.
They diagnosed me with OCD and depression... The usual, and the meds have really helped, I resent my mother for not taking me to a dr when I was a kid since as I showed early signs of quite bad OCD as young as 4.
The pills help me not worry as much too. I've been made calm.
>>25036491
>pretending to be something you're not,
>damaging apparently
>pills that turn you into someone else are fine though
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
>>25036253
I know man, it's just not always that easy to not care about minute things. Damn, I wish I could nearly burn down a Subway and not give a fuck. Life goals 2bh pham
>>25036158
Yes but they don't know who bought presents for whom. It could even have been the boss.
>tfw turned down an extra day of work because i'm lazy and now i regret it because i lose out on 70 dollarpounds and it might dent my chances of going full time
years of neetdom fucks you up for the longterm. don't know how people work 5 days a week
>>25036556
you can do it, see what it feels like you might like it
>>25035591
Jesus Christ, who fucking cares?
If you don't want to be a virgin just fuck her.
>>25036564
Nah, the boss's one actually came before mine, like everyone elses. Looking back on it I suppose we didn't really follow the rules since everybody said whose present they bought after they were opened.
>>25036549
Without the anti-psychotic the OCD symptoms are really bad, I only take a very low dose anti-depressant, just takes the edge of things, I take 100mg, some people take 500mg.
>>25035534
Ive got 37 to get presents, but im just gonna buy some cards and pick up a bottle of jack daniels honey
>mfw I get the Muslim bloke in the office secret santa
>normally get people alcohol because it's easy
>you're getting a packet of Frazzles mate
>Tfw i lost my KV and V cards a week ago
>girl is in love with me
>think im in love with her too
>feel fucking awful because i know she can do better
>shes 8/10 and i am 5/10
>feeling awful as i was always thinking if i got a gf it would make my life better
>still not motivated to do anything
alsoSorry i am dutch but the dutchfeel threads died and i feel quite similar to you brits tbqh
>brother who is 3 years younger is starting his PHD
>I dropped out of uni after 2 years (took the third year money)
Lads, I'm just going to be that weird uncle.
I've practically been a neo nazi since I was 15 so that should make drunken christmases fun
>>25036745
>i am dutch
It's all good, man.
>Tfw i lost my KV and V cards a week ago
I'm afraid that unless you greentext the story so we can learn from you then there's really nothing we can do to help.
>>25036565
Iktf. I only work 2 days a week. My mum's always pushing me to do more but I just can't be fucking bothered. I already earn enough money to live a fairly comfy life. I can go to the pub, buy games and figurines I want and even pay my mum rent. But she wants me to be more career-focused and care about my work and move up and stuff. I really don't give a shit about my work, or the people I work with. I don't have any obligation to be there. I'm probably going to an hero after my 20's are over anyway, so I don't care about building a future for myself or being anyone "important". The last thing I want to do with my life is become a wage-slave and literally just work to exist, to work, to exist, and maybe chase "desires" which in actuality are mundane and futile, and only serve to distract us from our boring, horrendous everyday lives.
So who /seeingstarwars/ tomorrow?
>>25036788
>greentext the story
I always am really affraid someone will find out its me and shame me for browsing this board. But i will greentext that shit after i have taken a shower.
>>25036822
Yeah mate I'm looking forward to itHan Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren
>>25036745
>Sorry i am dutch
Send weed
Aren't all Dutchment 6'4 master race fluent in many languages and customs?
>>25036826
Alrighty, do it before 9GMT though because the Apprentice is on
>>25036858
Same m8yalready know that meme, nice try fgt
2 more days of work l a d s, then 2 weeks off. looking forward to it
>>25036978
Reported to the relevant authorities amer
>>25036978
Mooooooddddddssssssssssss
fuck the robot
>>25035887
>Implying she isn't currently a whore
>>25035797
Don't play their games, Anon.
>regular or grand
Medium or Large
>barista
Coffee whore
>8pm
probably should have got out of bed by now
>>25036305
was a Fat chick when drunk, barely worth it
>>25036978
tricked anyone yet?
>>25037112
>Implying she isn't currently a whore
One of the bitches I knew when we were 16 who was like that is now an ACTUAL paid whore.
>>25037301
Did you hire her? I occasionally look through the escorts in my area to see if I recognise any
>>25036922
Alrighty.
>bday party of a close friend of mine
>the girl who is17kept asking if i would be there
>i was obv going
>she arrived late i only talked about bout 10min to her before she got so shitfaced and ended up puking and being put in the bed where i was supposed to sleep.
>fastforward 3h
>i think hmm i was going to sleep here, so i just join her
>think she was asleep and didnt expect much of it
>i somewhat wake her up unintended
>we end up kissing and she stroked my dick abit
>she didnt knew i was a KV
>afterwards we talk alot on whatsappwhich i never do tbqh
>she thinks im really handsome and cant beleive im a KV
>the second time we saw eachother at her house we fucked.
>now she is my GF
Thats pretty much it. I am sorry if its a pain to read i dont greentext alot because of previous stated reasons
>>25037373
I do this too, I'm pretty sure I found my cousin on adultwork but I've yet to work up the bottle to rent her.
>>25037375
>she got so shitfaced and ended up puking
later
>we end up kissing
Do you not see a problem here
>>25037375
Fucking hell modern, degenerate England. Add in a paki who cucks you and it's a full house.
>>25037453
Well, i was pretty drunk myself and she drank alot of water before getting into bed.
And because it had a period of 3h in between the events i didnt really care about it.
>watching super vet
Wish I was a vet, bet he earns 200k easy.
>>25037375
Age of consent in locality?
>>25037747
16
phamily
>>25035608
Judging by the way they dress neither of them deserve to touch a woman
>>25037775
Why make a note of her being 17?
>Get a tub of quality street
>It's all raspberry/orange cream
>Hardly any green triangles
>>25037867
The number of sweets in those tins is predetermined. You're letting your disappointment of your life in general cloud your judgement
>>25037896
My life would better if quality street just had the green and purple ones.
>>25037984
They sell giant ones of those specifically for autistics like you. Just buy those instead of the entire tin.
>>25037541
>not watching Cuffs and imaging having a qt police bf
>>25038021
Balls to that, a faggot, bbc PC bullshit. Apprentice now lads. Vana and Richard the final 2.
>>25037867
Raspberry is the best though.
have to eat takeaway pizza 3rd night in a row bcos parents too lazy to cook. fml.
>>25038111
There are few reasons living near a massive Paki population is a good thing, but the quality and price of fried chicken around here is definitely one of them.
>>25038111
Why don't you cook?
>laptop battery is kill
>can either get another shitty one for a few hundred quid and a ps4 or a decent new pc that can play games
wat do leds?
>>25038147
because of the reasons.
>>25038159
Good PC + cheap as fuck notebook/tablet for cozy bedtime browsing.
>>25038139
This fucker knows. My favourite, being favourite fried chicken in Ilford
>>25038147
>cooking in an age where you can get microwaveable food for trivial prices and reheat in 5-10 minutes
You may as well ask why he doesn't write with a quill and parchment, we're living in the future anon, nobody has needed to cook for the last 30 years but the luddites are holding us back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p0hsjS_zHs
Lads,,,
>>25038246
Used cook in the abstract, would putting
>Why don't you prepare a meal anon
suited your autism?
>>25038230
I'm in GManchester, place near me does like 12 big chicken strips, a fuckload of chips and 2 cans of whatever for a tenner.
I'm convinced this will kill me, and I'm not even mad.
i'm a fucking idiot. it took me 5 separate christmas cards to write one that didn't look retarded
>>25038437
Post failures
>>25038466
>original comment
that's surprising
>>25038466
no can do lad
>implying fast anon could go this fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZTHRt2OZY
>>25038511
does it have to be unique to the whole board or just the thread?
>>25038541
whole board i believe
Guys how do I sext?
Talking to some girl don't want spaghetti falling out my pockets
>>25039156
From personal experience, I always spoke like I was writing some shitty erotic novel since all the girls I liked were into the whole romantic sweet guy who reads poetry shit
>>25035565
Lol my nigga
I wish they told you sooner that he survived. I was laughing so hard at it then when I realised the dude was probably dead I was like man this isn't funny. Then I was sat there trying not to crack up and be an asshole. Then in the end they reveal he actually survives and I was like aww fuck now I repressed my laughter for nothing.
>>25039156
Liveblog it senpai, we'll pitch in
>>25039156
Sext? Fucking normie.
>tfw hearthstone is too brain taxing
Anyone have any other suggestions for F2P multiplayer games? HS isn't comfy at all desu
>>25037375
>i think hmm i was going to sleep here, so i just join her
>think she was asleep and didnt expect much of it
>i somewhat wake her up unintended
>we end up kissing and she stroked my dick abit
Holy shit I was expecting this greentext to end in false rape accusations. You're a genuine fucking mad man.
>tfw ate my tandori chicken, jalapeon, pineapple and peppers pizza and 8 mozzarella sticks and now trying to get drunk
Didn't think this one through well lads. My stomach is too full to fit in the alcohol.
>>25039337
Quick lad, switch to spirits!
>live in Lisbon for 3 months
>come home for Christmas
>parents are drunk yelling downstairs
>chavs taving & rioting outside
>anxiety levels spiking
>remember why I decided to flee the country
Really is a mess.
>>25039218
Minecraft. Though I can't vouch for the multiplayer aspect, I don't like sharing my lego
>>25039425
Where are you now senpai?
>>25039425
Can I come live with you mate?
I'll cook and clean for you
No homo
Does amazon and that still deliver before Christmas? Was just going to get the pupper some toys but want to get him something nicer now.
>>25039503
Post pupper, can still get amazon to deliver, do the prime trial if you really want to be sure.
>>25035704
jej
>>25035794
is right lad
>>25035834
t. autism
lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
>>25037375
Dutchbro confirmed for based. I can't speak for everyone, but you're welcome round these parts any time.
>>25039611
>lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
Probably?
I mean you're not even meant to drink on it, but everyone does anywayright?
>>25039626
Dutchbros are all based, this one is thiking he's a robot but is a total alphachad by brit standards
>>25039658
citalopram was a shit antidepressant for me.
Go for it.
Made me have epileptic fits believe it or not. 2 within 6 days of starting on it, wish I was an american I could have sued.
How is Wednesday going lads? Getting pleasantly drunk here tbqh.
>>25039731
I spent 2 weeks with diarrhea on it.
The nhs hasn't got a fucking clue
>>25039611
>lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
According to what I just read it can have side effects so dr anon recommends getting on it but having a few cheeky jagerbombs to be safe.
>>25039218
DOTA
Don't block me robot
>>25039731
>Getting pleasantly drunk here tbqh.
Me too brother.
Found citalpram much more comfy and less robo-mode inducing than fluoxetine tbqh brother, on it right now having switched between different SSRIs.
Are you the beer/pizza anon from earlier?
>>25039760
Pay for Bupa then m8y. I was fine from it, got the massive shits from a different one whose name I forget right now though so stopped after a couple of weeks.
>>25039806
>brother twice
forgive me pls
>>25039813
I should just be able to buy the medications I need without the state trying to make me a criminal
>>25039840
Good luck with that. Old people are terrified of drugs and they vote the most, it's never gonna be legal.
>>25039882
>Old people are terrified of drugs and they vote the most
That fast guy looks pretty old, the drugs are probably terrified of him
>>25039882
>medications sold perfectly fine in countries like canada for your condition are so dangerous we shall try and destroy your life if you buy them even though you are mentally ill, just 'cos.
RICHARD BTFO
Not sure if I want to rag Vana or not lads
>>25040143
>crapy facebook games plus dating
what a shit plan, and she has been useless since the beginning
>>25040219
>women on dating sites are going to sit through a load of games before finding out if they are talking to chad.
It might do ok if guys can pay to bypass the games or something, or there a load of fake female profiles that have bots playing the games
>>25040143
Richard was such a little shit though, come on.
He was all shine and no fucking shoe.
>>25040297
Just like every other woman in the world :^(
I might just go the way of that other /britfeel/ anon and get picked up by a creepy old dude in the pub
>>25040297
How? will she vet the people on the site by hand or something?
>>25036738
Nice work m8.
Should get him nothing and explain you understand its not part of his religion
>>25039452
In my parents house
sniff sniff
>>25039658
>>25039764
cheers lads
I'm on 10mg daily so it shouldn't do too much right?
>>25040078
her accent's a little annoying tho
>tfw trying to snap my middle finger left knuckle back into place
I was playing football when I was 11 in goal I dived on a through ball and some cunt slid in on me while I was on the ground hit my middle finger and pushed the whole thing back into my hand.
Went to the hospital but they were busy so some black health care assistant was like 'nah it's fine senpai' and told me to go and my mum was like 'see the lady says it is fine'
Pretty much hurt everyday since this was 12 years ago. I've tried going back to see a GP 3 times since but every time they're just like 'lel you're just flexible I guess XD'. It hurts so much these days though and is proper stiff I can't take it. When I bend it back it feels like it just needs to pop into somewhere and it'll be normal. It gets worse every day though. Hurts to type now. Considered getting drunk and trying to perform surgery on it myself but I think I'd just make it worse
>the NHS
>cat been missing for 4 days
>never left home for 12 hours before
>fearing the worst
>she just came in my room, didn't even bother to let me stroke her and jumped on the windowsill
Feels good lads, wonder what horrors she has seen though
>>25039263
It takes longer to get gold than I thought too. 10 gold every 3 wins? The fuck? Cheap bastards.
>>25038139
Stop funding child molestation you fucking cuckold you are literally paying the worst scum on the earth to stay here.
>>25040578
i'm a bit peckish for paki food right now chum :^)
>>25040578
Would you rather I starve to death?
>>25040514
Is 20 a day the minimum for depression?
Or are you on it for erectile dysfunction?
>>25040547
My cat used to go on adventures in the summer - the longest was 2 whole weeks - when the weather was hot and the mice and rabbits were plenty till he got old and stayed at home all year round.
Used to follow us around when we went on walks like a dog would.
RIP you ginger bastard
>>25040573
You get gold for doing quests too
>>25040611
dunno, gp put me on it for depression and social anxiety but was hesitant because I'm youngfag (18 no bully) so idk
>>25038139
>funding paki halal slaughter
Get out
>>25040603
Go to the chippy instead faggot, just any non paki business.
>>25037867
Are the green triangles actually mint flavour or is the green packaging making me think that it's mint?
>>25040695
It's like a hazelnut praline, no mint
>>25040690
I want to order online you fucking retard. Most white chippies close early or don't fucking do delivery unless you order like 15 quids worth of food.
>>25040654
>re-rolling
What's that lad? Right now, i'm just doing those practice games.
>>25040613
How much?
>>25040578
Paki's make the big bucks charging for a turn on your sister in their living room, not chicken and chips lad.
>watching poker
It's been going on for ages, these 2 lads are competing over 270k euros / 240k euros... Don't really see the point, tempted to fuck it and watch Everest
>>25040785
DESTROYED
Honestly you just annihilated that chump
>>25040760
Lazy cunt desu, order tescos or something to have most of the weak and get off your arse to the chippy for a treat you fatty. If thats too hard order pizzas from non paki establishments.
>>25035591
Virgin sex is bad sex. She won't be uptight and will probably know more than you do. Fuck her, enjoy it. Maybe you fall in love and stay together forever, maybe you fuck once and that's it, maybe something in the middle. Don't hold out for some fairytale perfect first time with mood lighting and candles, because that's not usually what happens.
Don't stress about being a virgin either though. Basically if you want to have sex with her just do it. The older you get the more previous partners the girls you sleep with will have had.
>>25040868
Burn in hell achmed you arent wanted here.
>>25040940
>The older you get the more previous partners the girls you sleep with will have had.
Just because YOU get older, doesn't mean your sexual partners will, anon :^D
/mischief/
>all these paki posts
Get out of here you rats
>>25040927
>order pizzas from non paki establishments.
Fuck off mate. They charge out the fucking arse. And today is my treat you twat. Middle of the week is when I have my takeaway.
>don't eat food from establishments which are run by races i don't like
>>25041037
Then get chips earlier you paki loving cuck
>>25041088
>Funding your own extinction
>>25041137
yes mate giving some giving some paki 2.50 of our queens finest currency will be the death of us all. i'm sure giving it to some faceless multinational conglomerate or stelios the chippie man will ensure the survival of our race
The bitching about Pakis every thread is clearly just coming from one person (probably underage), and it's really quite embarrassing tbqh.
>>25041195
Things dont add up at all that would be crazy!
Next youll say no one should vote because one vote makes no difference.
>trying to justify giving money to paedophiles
>>25041207
it is. and when you disagree with him he either calls you achmed or rasheed
>>25041207
Paki detected.
But seriously its not one person i never usually do this tbqh and someone else joined in earlier.
>>25041318
I smell a complex and deep-seated issues.
>>25041332
Yep of course
>>25041307
but politicians are some of the biggest paedos about
you could argue voting is much more dangerous because we're essentially keeping paedophiles in power
>>25041360
But pakis multiply and politicians dont.
I'm actually getting excited for christmas because it means time off work
>>25041432
so you'd be alright with paki paedos as long as they didn't multiply??
>>25035591
STD's R Us
Sloppy elevenths
>>25041468
If pakis didnt multiply theyd be gone by now.
Also the 4% of "asians" here do 30% of grooming, the same as the 86% of whites here, if we didnt let in these people that we have no obligation to thered be alot less pedos
Guys how do i get autismbux?
>>25041552
have autissssm
What was the sluttiest slut you've ever met like, anons?
Met a few in my time as a failed normie:
>15 years old
>people start 'properly' going out and drinking
>this one girl just gets shitwrecked every time and bangs someone different every party
>when we were 16 she fucked five guys in one night
>in a shitty ass field in the middle of nowhere
>fucked her way through many a guy over the next few years
>last I heard she'd 'settled' with one of the five field guys
>>25041532
i get that pakis are paedos just like politicians. but that really doesn't absolve the fact that thinking buying chicken and chips somehow endangers the white race makes you a massive retard
>>25035534
iplying .. IMPLYING
>YOU EVEN BUY XMAS PRENSNTS ???
most rk9 have no1 to buy anything for - therefore FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>25041561
how do I get autism?
>>25041644
If people boycotted their businesses they couldnt afford as many kids, maybe you look forward to being a minority in your own country but most people dont.
Got to the cinema lads, never seen so many spotty obese hoodie wearer's in one place, it smells like cex had a baby with Gamestation and then left it in a wheelie bin for a week. Dreading who I'll be sitting next to, booked an aisle seat so going to be half comfy.
>>25041841
Please shout "HAN SOLO DIES"
>>25041841
it's watching a movie in a dark room. no need to dress fancy.
>>25041901
There's something between dressing fancy and dressing like you ate off the clothes.
>Whiny American roastie detected as well
Playing life on hard level tonight lads
Back from the pub, boys.
Didn't get raped.
Don't think it was a date.
Pretty fun evening actually.
>>25042011
>he went to the pub
>says it wasn't a date now
>because his bird went home with another man
lol
>>25042011
>Don't think it was a date.
C UCKED
>>25042063
>>25042073
Eh? I went to the pub with an older guy, I'm not the anon who was dissing nandos
can't find a BBC star war spoiler edit I saw with Donald Trump in it.
>>25041628
a tomboy who friendzoned me
was shy when I met her, I had news recently, she now fucks 3 strangers per week.
I literally told her it was nothing to be proud of.
>>25041118
I'm at work earlier you cunt.
Good night thread. I hope you're a bit more comfy tomorrow.
Regret not getting any sweeties while I was at the shop desu lads.
french girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlS-g5gW9QU
qt or qt ?
went to the pub with a girl lads
>>25042331
/comfy/ feeling isn't it? did it a couple of times with one girl last week before we broke up for Christmas and now we've agreed to start 'seeing each other' or whatever, wish u luck m8
>>25042331
went to a girl with a pub lads
>>25041841
literally a Disney movie (production)
>>25042306
dat skateboard
>>25042476
don't reply to me again you insufferable fucking cunt
>>25042536
Thread is dead, I'm literally everyone now, Charlie.
>>25042567
the thread is like me inside then
>>25042657
once you're nothing, you become everything
i have a q about JSA. Is anyone still up?
>>25042688
There has been an awakening, have you felt it?
knowledge is power and I dont know shit
>>25042740
shoot you original poster you
>>25042977
Did you come up with that? I really like it. I want to steal it if you came up with it.
Who still here for /realniggahours/ /drunkwednesdays/?
I'm rolling in hot team
>tfw no nakamura gf
>>25042084
What was he like senpai?
>>25043170
yeah, I dont care if you use it
>tfw you try to think about how to make things better but you just end up feeling full of resentment for everything and back on personal suicide watch
Who hopeless here?
What should I beat it to tonight lads? Trying to stop watching chubby and fat chicks...
>>25043425
Thanks man I will credit you Anonymous.
>>25043333
check'd
Is the anime any good? I liked the manga but the artstyle of the show really turns me off.
>>25043638
you in a band or something
eating cornetto desu.
>>25043748
No I just write things.
>tfw want to get a cat or wan wan but can't commit to one because might kill myself soon
Would anyone like to talk on Omegle?
if you would let me know and we can both search /britfeel/ and talk
Or if there is an easier way to talk let me know
>>25044095
def get a cat they don't give a fuck if you die.
>>25044095
Come on mate, once you have a cat, you won't be able to kill yourself as the kitty will be your little buddy. You can't do that your buddy. Go get a pet senpai.
pic related, my cat likes to sit like a human sometimes
>>25044159
>Or if there is an easier way to talk let me know
Yeah, there is lad. You're using it right now.
>>25044095
your body will feed the cat for weeks
>>25035534
Just dropped and smashed my phone, lads. So fucking pissed off. I've not had it back even 3 months and now it's time to shell out. Not even going to bother attending my classes today I'm so annoyed.
>>25044440
Did you get a good case for it?
Because that's the first thing you NEED to do when you get a new phone.
So many people don't do this and break there phones. I see so many broken iPhones in a day it's not even funny.
>>25044473
I have a case but I didn't have it on the phone at the time because it overheats it like crazy. How much can I expect to pay for this shit?
>>25042744
yes, sure, I've felt it
>>25044502
Well. It depends on the phone.
You CAN usually get a replacement screen if its just that which is broken, and usually repair it yourself if you are careful and follow a guide. Doesn't usually cost a ton.
Anything else broken and you'd probably need to get a new phone and/or claim on any accidental damage insurance if you have that setup.
I myself usually use pass-me-down phones from my family, or just buy a cheap phone that does what I need it to.
I went from
Nokia N-gage ->N-gage QD-> a samsung flip phone -> some mini nokia phone->iPhone 3->iPhone 4->Moto G 4G -> Moto X Play
I've never broke a phone.
>>25043613
Christmas season is pretty tough.
>star wars was the only think I had to look forward too
>someone keeps sending me spoilers
I feel like such a retard for being upset by this but my life is so devoid of happiness Star Wars was the only thing I had to look forward too all year and now it's fucking pointless going to see it
>>25044681
join the UK church of Jedi?
Tfw the storms three weeks ago fucked up my phone lines
>My internet cuts out every 5 minutes, and is up for 1 minute or so
>BT for a week denied that there was even a fault
>2nd week they said they're "Sending out an engineer"
>This week they told me that the problem was more extensive than they thought
>Got a phonecall tonight saying that they're going to send another engineer
WHAT THE FUCK BT, COME ON.if I don't have consistent internet over Christmas I will drive around England shooting up every BT van I see
>>25044681
It's a copy paste of a new hope. Don't bother with it.
>>25043683
art style really grew on me, its seriously beautiful in places
>>25044681
hate to break it to you but it was pointless before
it's not a good movie, it's exactly how the 2009 star trek turned out
>>25040448
Which is where?
>>25043199
Can confirm it's /onthewagonwednesday/ not drinking til xmas eve 2bh. Where have you been lad?
alri lads hows going
studying for midterm rn desu
>>25044502
Get it insured and then "break it" in a couple of months in the meantime get a nokia button phone and look like you're going to throw it in the bin every time you walk past one
>>25044640
>Nokia N-gage
How can you mention that phone and not post pic related?
think my gf is cheating on me
how can I confirm, and more importantly how do I prove she isn't?
>>25046013
hire a private investigator
>tfw a man only has a grip as tight as you do is because if you know even if you let go even slightly you would hurl yourself into the abyss
>>25045488
Sorry I'm too tired to post pics of Taco phone.
>>25046013
Poleaboo would gladly invsetigate
>>25035534
Whats good to get me mum this year lads?
So what did you lads think of the final episode of peep show ever? It's on 4oD now to catch up.Kind of sad how mark ended up alone, I really thought they would pair him up with someone for the final
>>25047075
you really expected him to win?
Well I fucked up. Got a presentation to give in about 6 hours. Couldn't sleep. Will probably be knackered by the time I present. Then I have to go home and finish off a report I only started yesterday that's due in for Friday afternoon.
I can't hack this student thing. Getting far too old to pull all nighters like I could when I was 20.
>>25046964
get her a dragon dildo
>>25047196
I just thought with all this time of mark trying to find love and find his 'one', the writers would end on at least hinting on there being someone.
But I guess that's what peep show does best, mark and jez always fuck it up somehow.
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
>Tfw Vladmir Lenin died way too soon
>tfw he was the only man who could save us from the modern world we live in
>tfw he would never have put up with wageslavery, hatred or terrorism
Just fucking kill me now to be honest. How David Cameron can live as the leader of England but our nigga Vladmir died too soon is proof of no God.
In Celebrity Death Match Lenin wold put an ice pick through Cameron's head.
>tfw you wish for a time of actual leaders who had integrity and belief even if they were as shit as Kaiser Wilhelm at least he stood up for an idea
>>25048253
i know these feels. a shame his successors had to fuck it all up
Night lads tbhwy.
Last day of wageslaving today, then get 11 days off to do nothing but wank, shitpost and ring my mum on Christmas morning.
>>25048904
your schnerious?
CUT MY LIFE IN TOO PIECES
>>25050068
two*
original comment
>Go to psychiatrist
>rap swear to god and free gucci by young thug with altered lyrics with my cringey klinefelter's voice
>I swear to god I'm autistic, I swear to god, I swear to god, I swear to god, I swear to god
>everything autism, everything autism, everything autism, bitch I'm sperg
>get officially diagnosed autism
>big autismbux
Feels good, no more poorfag neet
>Christmas LITERALLY a week away
This year has gone so fast
>>25050319
And I was playing them for months
like a chump
it didn't occur to me that I could get the diagnosis in one go
Morning, lads.
What's for breakfast?
>>25051068
anxiety and regret
>>25051357
>not disgust and depression
Normie please go
>>25044681
>Has a phone
>Uses it this much
Tough cards normie
>there are people ITT clumsy enough to drop their phones
>>25051068
Homemade French Toast, Scrambled Eggs and Pork&Leek Sausages
bbc1 documentary about loneliness, only 15 mins left though
I have nothing to do with this general, but every time i see it while scrolling down, i wonder what will happen when you cross off December. Do you guys get a new template or re-do new stuff on a blank version of this one?
>>25051574
Shit, man. That sounds tasty as hell.
>>25051547
Depression only comes through exhaustion from anxiety. Sorry bro, but i've been an anxious joke of a loser ever since I was tiny. I have nothing normie in my life.
Fucking hell, Jezza is being brutal to this junkie. He comes out and is like "yeah sorry I want help :(" and I guess to fill time, Jeremy starts screaming that he's scum and tells him to get out.
>work in a job and no one I work with likes me
It's a contract position so I hope they don't keep me on.
What happened with the Holly CYOA?
>>25051955
I thought he was doing one yesterday, did that not happen? I had to slave for a wage.
My mind is literally tearing apart over this girl I like. I actually got on really well with her, like the only time I haven't fucked up talking to a girl. It's been like 10 months tho and I haven't asked her out yet. I keep telling myself there's a chance, because maybe it'll come true
Can't beat a good morning shit after a coffee and crumpets
I fucked up. Kek.
>>25052095
I lived with this 4/10 italian sperglord girl last year, she was really bad at english in a really cute way and had a tendency to blush really easily.
I really should have asked her out some time but I told myself it would be awkward if she said no. God I'm a fucking idiot.
>>25052095
>10 months
It's too late, anon, unless you work really really hard for it.
>>25051955
>>25052054
I think he said he was doing it today or the weekend?
>>25052102
No sir you cannot
>>25052114
Serves you right you swarthy bastard. Leave the white women alone.
>>25052131
She was actually a paki herself.
>>25052114
I don't really understand the context and it's too early to decipher her shitty grammar.
Did you think she was a paki? If so, good riddance, you shouldn't have been speaking to her anyway.
>>25052145
Yeah she was but we had a few similarities.
>matched on tinder
>start talking for a bit
>she calls me in the night
>start talking about Louis Theroux and if he was a real nigga
>she mentioned something about pakis
>I stated I would get offended if I was called a paki
>she said "you know I'm pakistani, right?"
>I replied with, "yeah, I know"
>she said "you're rude. Goodbye"
>hung up
I don't get offended by shit but being mistaken for a paki is one thing I hate.
>>25052184
Why on earth would you want to talk to a paki unless you were ordering a kebab?
>>25052184
Did you mention allah?
Word of the day: nigga
noun, Slang
1.
a term used to refer to your friends
Example:
Winston: 'How you doin' nigga?'
Benedict: 'I'm good nigga, what's crack-a-lackin?'
Please use the word of the day as much as possible today!
>>25052211
I'm curious to see if I'd get chance to try paki pussy.
>>25052219
Nah. Just that I would be offended if someone called me a paki. I've had some mudslime come up to me thinking I was speaking paki to me
Then I delivered to some white woman ages ago and she was talking about arranged marriages to me. I had no idea why she was talking to me about it but she asked if I was asian and I said "no I'm not" then she felt like absolute shit.
>>25052244
Wait so are you brown or foreign or something?
>>25052261
I'm mulatto.
>>25052265
what's that in British terms? half-caste? mexican? brazilian?
>>25052265
As long as you're not Muslim then good, you were right to say that to her. Banging a paki slag would be a pretty unique experience though.
>>25052304
Half caste. Mulatto specifically means white and black parent.
>>25052316
She was probably a 6/10 but she seemed to have nice tits and she was 5'4 and I like smallish girls.
>>25052331
m8 you should have turned it on her, started claiming that you were having your speech oppressed because you were black and that she was just racist.
>>25052410
I couldn't retaliate to that. I had no idea what to say and it was gone 3am in the morning.
I wanted to bring the race card but had no idea how to throw it in.
I know this isn't /pol/
But David Cameron is a fucking faggot
how do i stop wanting to kill myself?
>>25052458
kill yourself
too easy man
>>25052449
He's better than that insufferable cunt Corbyn.
Cameron is a tool but Corbyn is a fucking moron. The only people who like him are teenagers studying A level politics.
>>25052458
Eat eggs for breakfast and exercise
http://www.livestrong.com/article/501694-scrambled-eggs-depression/
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/pages/exercise-for-depression.aspx
>>25052481
I don't like any of them but I'm just stating how much of a cunt I think he is, its come to the point that whenever I see him on TV I will change the channel
>>25052481
I know it's a generic thing to say, but politics in this country is completely and irrevocably fucked. Cameron is a corporate puppet, doing what his rich masters tell him to. Corbyn is an idealist, the problem being that the entire world would have to turn nice and honest for his stuff to work. I much prefer Corbyn's way of thinking because he actually cares about the normal people of Britain, but a lot of his policies couldn't really feasibly work. That, and he'll never be voted in, think how badly Murdoch is going to go after him if he's still the Labour leader in 2020, it will be heinous.
>>25052449
Agreed. He's a grade-A cunt.
Im gonna have to go to sodding Card Factory in a bit to buy pointless fucking Xmas cards. Really cba desu m8
>>25036372
go back to sleep erwtret
>>25052481
Corbyn's a cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything. Would smoke a bowl with/10
>>25052524
>thinking Labour cares about the people
Vote UKIP. They haven't been in no. 10 so we don't know how they'd do and I'm sure they'd do a damn better job than Labour and Tories
>>25052551
I need to go get a haircut m8. Too scared to leave the house desu.
>>25052551
>buying cards
Genuinely never bought one in my life. I'm not some tree hugger but christmas/birthday cards are a pointless waste of paper/cardboard.
I hate receiving them because they always have some shitty joke on the front and you have to open it like "Ohhh h-heh that's funny" before putting it somewhere and never looking at it again. A week later you just throw it away.
>>25052575
UKIP are mostly morons who appeal to the lowest common denominator.
>muh immigrants
UKIP would fuck this country permanently in the space of about a year.
>>25052575
No chance. I'm cool with the pakis out thing, but a flat tax rate and barely any rights for workers isn't good for a lowly wageslave such as myself.
>>25052575
>let's put all our money on black, after all its a 50/50 chance right?
>>25052575
Labour hasn't, but Corbyn is for realsies. I suppose you're right with Labour as a whole though, most of them want him out and they aren't a left wing party overall.
>>25052586
How can you fuck a country up if you have control of who comes in the country or not? You only fuck it up by letting every Tom, Dick and Paki in the country.
>>25052594
Let's see then. Labour put us in debt
Everyone seems to hate Cameron now
UKIP is the next best thing to try out.
>>25052575
UKIP are just pissed off Tories. The majority of their party is made up of Conservatives that got sick of the Conservative party.
I dislike pakis as much as the next fella but they're a one issue party and they're never good. Just like the Green party, they're a one issue party that have some great ideas like UKIP but it's outweighed by all the really shitty ideas they have.
Just got up. Sat here in my dressing gown having a cuppa. Not gonna bother with brekkie, going straight down the chippy at midday forvtikka meat, chips and salad and a nice cold can of Vimto. Then I'll have a wanking session over some massive titted chubby bird porn before having my afternoon kip.
I just spend my days looking forward to Pointless, The Chase and Eggheads
>>25052551
i went last night and spent a tenner
>>25052623
Because the country gets a bad reputation. For example, we always need doctors right? Well, if we do that, foreign doctors will (and already do in some places) choose not to come here because they think they'll be discriminated against. The NHS doesn't pay more than every other country, so what's the incentive to come here instead of Germany where they'll get paid more for a less stressful life in a more welcoming country?
We'll end up getting the leftovers.
Good morning everyone~
I'm in a really good mood today tbqh lads.
>finished with uni now
>found some new pro ana sites
>literally no obligations to do anything
this must be what NEETs feel like all the time~
Hope you all have a good day lads~
>>25051745
>le grass is always greener on the other side
I'm 6'9" and have the same problems, plus physical body problems resulting in pain due to my size. Something a resilient gorillamanlet like you will never get in the first place. Enjoy becoming 100 years old with ease. Manlet is objectively the best
>>25052752
How did you know I was a manlet from my anxiety problems, are you a wizard? I'm 5'9. You are a full foot taller than me. W-wanna form a crimefighting duo? We can be called Tiny and Large, but the joke will be that you will be called Tiny and I will be called Large, classic!
>>25052773
>5'9
>isn't a manlet
Haha
>>25052810
>how did you know i was a manlet
>was
I am saying that I am a manlet, I know and I don't care.
>>25051945
The only difference between Jeremy Kyle and the people on his show is a suit
>>25052841
Cunt can't even stop his own wife from cheating on him and he still has a gambling addiction top kek
>>25052773
>being so closeted you have to form a crime fighting duo to get some d
Embarrassing.
>>25052881
>being this openly gay
Disgusting.
>>25052881
>turning something lighthearted into a homosexual thing
>calling others closeted
im debating going on HRT ladshow fucked am i?
>>25052901
Just take off your tights, superboy.
>>25052911
Homosexuality's perfectly light hearted, you silly.
>>25052929
Depends how well you pass, love.
>>25052929
Stop now before it's too late desu.
>>25052901
I'm not the manlet you originally replied to and if you ever said that to me face to face I'd kick your fucking teeth out, literally made me nauseous to read
Gay people can be gay but don't be fucking obnoxious about it, that's like me saying to a random girl take your knickers off you naughty girl, its perverted.
>>25052986
>>25052953
This was meant for you by the way, so much rage I can't even control myself
>>25052986
>literally made me nauseous to read
>>>/tumblr/
>>25052929
>fucked
Just don't do it, mate. It's a surefire way to either crippling regret, or suicide, or both.
>>25052976
eh im honestly not that fussed about passing, sure it'll be nice but its a genetic lottery, i just want the female aesthetics
>>25052986
>>25053001
You sound like the kind of autist I wouldn't hit on in a million years (I mean the ugly kind) so dw, m8.
OR MAYBE I'LL BUM YOU TO DEATH THE NEXT TIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!*
*Which will be never so who cares.
>>25053020
Isn't that what passing is though?
>>25052745
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>>25053007
There is no such board as /tumblr/ newfag
I'm the original manlet, and i'm not actually gay. What happened in this thread? Why is everyone so mad?
>>25053035
nah u can have the tits, the soft skin and shit but still have an awful face
>>25053041
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>>25041628
>15 years old
>kinda fit
>had a competition with someone else in school to lose virgintity first
>she won
>sat in back of library an basically had sex with rich-ass 'boyfriend'
>jacked-off some kids in class
>maaaasive whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6D6vaKOTVM
What tunes are you listening to lads?
>>25053062
Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
the first one.
Seriously what do NEETs do with their life? I've been off work 4 days and I want to fucking kill myself
>>25053062
Inspector Frost solving crimes, while 160 something GBs of (mostly) crap transfers to my new laptop.
>>25052773
>ever since I was tiny
Assumed you meant that you're small by this
>>25053109
>I want to fucking kill myself
This basically.
>>25053109
i live through other people and suffer, im not NEET just because im lazy.
>>25053132
I'm lucky to be 5'9 to be honest, in year 12 I was the second shortest guy in the year and the other dude was pretty much a comedy dwarf. I think I was around 5'3 at 16.
>>25053062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8BH259ZDoc
>>>/tg/44224576
New Holly Quest starting right now.
Looks like memes are back on the menu, boy.
>>25053077
Woah, people still listen to that shit.
What's the plan for today lads? I just woke up after going to bed at 6am after watching Star Wars TFA. I have work in an hour and I'm pretty tired desu
>>25053109
Dunno how they do it man, maybe some NEET guys here can give some advice on filling days with no job?
My work closes for 2 weeks at christmas, I'm gonna get so bored.
>>25053305
Time for vidya+anime
>>25053280
Why does the interior of all Japanese houses look like a caravan?
>>25053062
Silence like a cancer grows...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--DbgPXwLlM
>>25053271
Yeah. Not many though
>>25053360
Thats in Taiwan
Working for my dad at the moment but does anybody know if you get free dental work on bennies? I know you get free checkups.
My bottom row of teeth are crooked due to "teeth crowding". My dentist said they're fine and healthy but that it's up to me if I want them straightened. The thing is, I've read it can be like 500 quid and I don't have that sort of money to spend on fixing fucking teeth.
Since I get paid cash, I'm thinking I could sign on for bennies for a couple of weeks and then get free dental work from it.
Anybody done something similar to this?
>>25053389
Dont think its free but pretty sure you get a massive discount
>>>/tg/44224576
Get in here, lads.
>>25053410
Oh, I am
>>>/tg/44224576
Cmon lads, get iiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Just so you're aware lads, empty buxton brand bottled water bottles are absolutely shit for extracting egg yolks from the whites
Guys if i buy a bat with the intention of having it beside my bed for defense against a burglar etc is that legal?
>salt and vinegar flavoured cashews and peanuts
Pretty rare sensation when eating to be honest
>>25053634
I don't see why not, it's a perfectly legitmate reason
>>25053634
Yes but if you actual use it for your intention then, no, its not
>>25053634
Sounds like a solid plan, just remember bats are nocturnal
>>25053634
Yeah that's fine
>>25053695
You're allowed to attack intruders lad, you are only allowed to use reasonable force though which correlates to how fearful you are in the heat of the moment
>>25053720
noted m8
>>25053724
If you pick up a bat and hit someone with it and later say in court you only bought it for the intention of self defence you will be done for assault with a deadly weapon
>>25053753
Surely you can just say you own the bat for sports
>>25053753
So do i need to prove i was going to use it for sports? And how do i prove it?
>>25053812
Keep some baseballs in your house
>>25053763
I remember when you could buy swords, hunting knives and other stuff like that on ebay.
I bought a couple swords, I sharpened them to razor sharpness when I got them. They have been sitting in my bedroom leaning up against the wall for 5+ years.
If an intruder woke me up one night and I grabbed one of my swords, and struck him with it once, but he dies. Would I been in deep shit?
>>25053763
That wasn't his question though
>>25053832
This
>>25053843
Yeah you would. Afraid so.
>>25053843
I think as long as you only bought them for decoration and only used it as a weapon due to sheer panic it would be fine.
You can own swords (and most bladed weapons) just cant taje tgen outside unless you have a very good reason
>>25053914
Take them*
Original
>>25053914
No you're wrong I'm afraid sir, even in 'sheer panic' you would get manslaughter at the very least, but yes you can own them for whatever purpose so long as you don't take them outside (in an extremely special circumstance) like moving house or something.
>>25053955
Doesn't it also depend on the burglar and how dangerous they are?
i.e. if the burglar was an old biddy who might biff you with her handbag if you tried to stop her, then hitting her with a sword wouldn't be reasonable force so you'd go down for manslaughter.
If the burglar was some 6 foot 8 Chad Thundercock with an AK and you got him with the sword though that'd be reasonable force so you might be alright legally.
>>25051567
>implying it was being sent via phone
>tfw no qt welsh redhead harp-playing gf
https://youtu.be/8CYVis_o38c
Why even live?
>being forced to go to a work christmas party
Fuck that, i'm going to pretend to be sick and stay at home
>>25054034
no i dont think so anon, it takes the piss a bit.
>>25054076
Will there be drunk sexy office girls?
>>25054034
One rule for all mate, British justice system is a joke
>>25054109
No there wont.I don't work in an office and only 4 girls work there.
>>25054136
Just stay in and post and /r9k/ anon then, it's safe in here.
Are they qt?
>>25054103
>>25054123
surely you might go to court for it but never face jail?
>>25054163
i dunno why you're obsessing over it anon but i can tell you you would go to prison, being an r9k dweller (stereotyping here) wouldn't help you.
>tfw forefeited about 40% of a module mark because my disdain for going out convinced me that an important test was tomorrow instead of yesterday
>>25054034
Still manslaughter/murder
Only thing that would differ is length of sentence/where you are held
>>25053955
>>25054274
No you don't. The law has been changed to prevent this.
>>25053194
>tfw 5ft 7 at 10
>stopped growing around 14 or 15 at 6ft 3
>>25054292
I'm a law student pretty up to date with most legislation, no it hasn't
>>25054438
I am the law, and it has.
>>25054438
You should get a refund then, because it has. You are legally able to defend yourself in your own home.
You are even able to give chase and attack in an attempt to stop the intruder.
>>25054467
No
>>25054475
Source? You have always been able to defend yourself, but if you kill someone its still manslaughter you fucking idiot
>>25054517
>killing a home intruder is manslaughter
No it isn't.
https://www.cps.gov.uk/publications/prosecution/householders.html
>>25054517
Especially if you then chase them down, that's murder
>>25054546
Murder is the intent to kill, if they die while you're defending your home or recovering your posessions and you didn't set out to kill them you will not be prosecuted.
>>25054541
>>25054565
Read your own sources, this is nothing new.
You stab someone who isn't armed in your house, it isn't reasonable force
You run after someone with a sword and cut their head off because they're on your property, that's not reasonable force
>>25054590
>stab, weapons
The issue of reasonable force was not one you raised, you claimed that the death of an intruder was enough to get you put in jail.
It isn't. You are able to defend your home to the degree of killing the intruder if necessary.
Please quit your law course because you clearly do not understand it.
Is anyone else going to vote for Tyson Fury for sports personality of the year? I don't even like him, and I don't like his opinions, but as an actual lefty I find it outrageous that a man isn't allowed to hold his own opinions.
Plus the SJW outrage will be fucking glorious if he wins.
>>25054590
He wasnt talking about chasing them and beheading them.
No one specified if the burglar was armed.
>>25054620
Fuck off lefty
>>25054620
The Womyn's Officer of my uni got BTFO on the radio about this, and then tried to claim the presenter was being misogynist.
It was glorious.
>>25054620
he's a gypsy
sjws are culturally intolerant
>>25054638
I'm so glad I went through Uni before they became feminist hugboxes.
>>25054602
You clearly haven't been involved in the whole conversation or even bothered to read it so kindly fuck off
>>25054622
Same goes to you
>>25054652
>get btfo
>f-fuck off
lol
>>25054651
>can only assume
unless you know for sure you don't have ADD. If it's something recent you also don't have ADD, you're born like that and will have had it from being tiny.
>>25054651
>I literally am In physical pain in a classroom
>passing out in class from anxiety
>self diagnosing
Anon, have you considered tumblr? Sounds like you'd fit in there.
>>25054667
>btfo
Yeah alright mate
>>25054675
I really wish it was all in my head for attention m8, but I guess ur right i need to just bite the bullet
FLASH SURVEY TIME:
Are you religious at all?
What religion/denomination?
Do you believe in free will?
Do you believe in objective morality?
>>25054695
You are seriously retarded m8, it must be you who wasnt involved in the conversation because no one mentioned the shit you were on about.
>>25054759
No.
ORIGINAL
COMMENT
Just had a massive hit, nearly felt my arsehole tearing but it's over now.
>>25054876
*shit
Although I could do with a hit from the bong after that ordeal
>>25054876
I like the ones with one hard ball of shit and when you manage to squeeze that out its followed by a nice waterfall of liquid shit.
>>25054901
Someone get this guy some weetabix
Set alarm for 2:00 instead of 14:00.
I just poo'd in the loo
Felt great, m8
Hey guys, I got sacked today. My workmates all started hating me and sabotaged me out of my job. I'm pretty well off but i'm devastated about it. I fired a couple of the troublemakers at the end of the summer and that just turned everything to shit.
Fuck it, maybe i'll just go home, i'm not even English.
>>25054876
Nothing like an anus tearing shit, if there isn't red blood on the toilet paper you are a girl.
>>25055019
>Fuck it, maybe i'll just go home, i'm not even English.
thank fuck for that, piss off
>>25055019
Perfect time to get sacked, can easily explain away a month or so of not working.
>>25035534
>stop going jsa to try to force myself to get a job
>2 weeks have passed
>still dk what to put on my cv
>no job and only 60gbp left
>drinking everyday
>parents expect me to contribute something to the Xmas table
>will probably buy a bottle of rum or whiskey and be out of money by 2016
>my family sucks and were broke and my father cant find a damn job after he left his last place because the owner wasn't paying anyone
Suicide when
>tfw your Dad hated working life until he was 50 when he finally got decent pay and became a manager
I'm just not cut out for this working world, it took him that long.
>>25055061
U fken w0t
Manager fucking sucks.
>>25055242
Maybe Manager is the wrong word, he is the boss of a lot of people.
>>25054994
Yanks out
>>25055019
Pakis out
>>25055259
He's not the boss of me now
>>25055259
So he gotta manage them i guess? And he surely has someone above him as well
>Normos are going to ask me tomorrow what I'm gonna do on new years eve (it's last day I'm at work)
What do I say lads? Obviously I do nothing.also I'd love to do something but muh mental illnesses pretty much prevent me
>>25055308
what disorder u got mate?
>>25055279
And he's not so big
>>25055356
Question 4U:
Would you describe life as:
[ ] Fair
[ ] Unfair
?
>>25055330
Bunch of anxieties. The anxiety gets so bad that I get severe irregular heartbeat which might end up killing me. Been robbed at gunpoint before and it wasn't as stressful. Extreme, extreme, Extreme autismmmm
Tails the snap like ritalin
>>25055308
Just make something up, how hard is that?
Just make sure you remember what lie you told, just incase they ask how your New Year was when you get back to work.
My dad is a boss too and he's still a whiny autistic faggot, just like me lol. They also want me to get into leading position because I don't fit in with the people anyways and the leader is always the asshole so I got nothing to lose. So basically, autism is a good qualification to become leader.
>>25055383
>Been robbed at gunpoint before
In the UK? was it Dindus?
>>25055409
>So basically, autism is a good qualification to become leader.
Almost. There's a theory that autism is basically an extreme form of a male brain, and men make good leaders.
>>25055409
>autism is a good qualification to become leader
Not really, your subordinates will take liberties with you. Because you just hide in your office all day.
>>25055369
Unfair.
Manlet in the middle
>>25052929
Dont bother m8 if you want to look human you need to do it very young
>>25055356
>he's not so big
>>25055369
>Question 4U
Goddamnit guys.
>>25055438
Thats not what autism is m8, stop memeing
>>25055438
No, they will take liberties with you and disrespect you when you're being a sociable normie, basically a sort of "bro" to them just like their co workers. And I never said it was the only requirement, of course you gotta be capable of alot more.
>decide to get the bus to mcdonalds
>there is an old man waiting with me at the stop
>eat mcdonalds - 20 chicken nuggets
>come out like half an hour later and go to the bus stop
>see the same old man waiting
>start having anxiety attack, think I'm gong to freak him out or something
>quickly walk past bus stop
>walk home instead
pretty sure I'm turning into one of those weird people you'd always see down the high street as a kid
>live in a shitty council estate
>there is a bridge that leads in and out
>actually has a nice view and is quite pleasant to walk across
>they've just built a massive 10 foot wall either side of it to stop chavs throwing bricks at trains
>now entering and leaving shitty council estate feels even more like some prison death camp
Fucking chavs have to ruin literally every fucking thing they touch don't they. When is this country going to wake the fuck up and let the cull begin. We would lose literally nothing and gain so much if we just rounded these subhumans up and put them down like the non sentient beings that they are.
I'm serious. Is there ONE good fucking argument for letting chavs live? Just one? I've yet to hear any.
>>25038246
Microwavable food is literally cancer
I'm not even being ironic. The plastic packaging seeps into the food. Even the ones dubbed "BPA free" aren't safe.
>>25055587
>anxiety attack
This meme is getting pretty stale tbqh lads
>>25055610
No, but what if they go for poor nonviolent types like us? I'm broke as shit but i've never been violent in my life. How will they discern which is which?
For those of you going to see Star Wars, are you going alone?
>>25055657
well I'm anxious all the time when I leave the house and I'd describe it as an attack when something results in it increasing tenfold. I'd say panic attack but I'm not really panicking just incredibly uncomfortable, tense and spaghetti everywhere.
>>25055693
no
going with my mates
made a new thread for us to use familia
>>25055820
>>25055820
>>25055820
>>25055672
>How will they discern which is which?
It's pretty obvious. Don't be one of those people who says 'oh that is classist' 'don't hurt the poor defenseless working class people'. I always hated that argument because actual working class people are the one's most effected by these subhumans goblin creatures. To be fair that's probably why they're allowed to exist. If they bothered the rich folk they'd be swiftly dealt with I am sure. When did chavs come into being infact? Maybe they were a creation of Thatcher meant to plague the working class she hated so much...
Anyway to answer your question it is obvious and easy to tell who is a chav and who isn't. If someone is suspected of being a chav but the verdict isn't 100% certain they can be interviewed and if they can string together a full sentence we will know they are probably innocent.
The main way the cull would begin would be from police records of course.
Anyone within a chav family (either parents are chavs, any siblings, etc) but who hadn't neccesarily engaged in chav behaviour themselves would need to register on a database to indicate they may hold chav DNA. Then if they were ever charged with a crime or engaged in behaviour considered chavvy they would they would unfortunately have to be put down. These 'people' would also have to choose between sterilisation to prevent their potentially defective genes further infecting the gene pool or living in special camps we would have set up for them outside of the population in which they would be allowed to re produce with other potential chav DNA carriers as long as they consented to research being carried out to try to define the exact species of their young.
>>25055693
Holychrist that ass is amazing. Going to have to have my first wank of the day now.
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