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terrible sleeping pattern edition
I might last until noon
Good morning everyone~
>>25026487
Can't remember the last time I had more than eight hours~
Feel like I could faint tbqh.
What are you up to today lads?
I have an exam then the rest of the day can be spent in a state of maximum comfy~
Have a good day!
>>25026627
>>25026487
hahah what an awesome thread. I think midday is probably my limit too. Anyone have any tips? I seem to get into a good pattern for 2 days then fuck it up. also >>25026688
good luck with the exam. Im home for christmas than fuck, they start in Jan
>>25026767
Haha, what an awesome post
sleep eh? such a fickle thing lol
enjoy your christmas at home!
>>25026487
Why the fuck is it so dark
>>25026822
>>25026835
/britfeel/ brit winter FeelsBadMan
>coworkers saying I'm lazy and not pulling my weight
>feel like I've been busting ass at that job
>usually just stay in the back and talk to no one while doing my work
>no idea how to convince people I do my job
>>25026864
Welcome to my life. You need to talk to people or they will ignore your existence until it's time to blame someone.
I'm not a member of the SMT but am obliged to sit in for my senior manager in their morning meetings when she's not in yet. I cannot ever add anything useful since I'm just an underling taking notes to pass on, but her boss goes to them and told her I go in unprepared because I don't say anything.
So now I'm obligated to bring up some shit none of them care about, wasting everyone's time and making me look like a tit with no perspective because otherwise I come across as completely incompetent.
Some days I just think it's not worth it and consider becoming a yawnsmug.
Anyone else feel like they might vomit every morning? Haven't eaten breakfast in years because of it
Who here has also not went to be yet?
>>25026999
Think you might be pregnant lad.
can't get this piss stain out of my carpet
really worried someone will notice and/or smell it
>>25026688
Good luck fella
>>25027020
I've been pissing on my floor for years lad don't sweat it
>graduated in august still cant find a job
feel like giving lads
>>25026999
GO
TO
A
DOC
TOR
U
DICK
HEAD
I carried that on for longer than I needed to, but the point still carries.
>>25026688
Good luck and eat well!
>>25027020
Just, why? And how? And what are you doing?
>>25027101
I think I was sleep walking, I don't remember doing it.
Just woke up to the smell of piss with a giant stain on the floor.
>>25026487
who/7am-4pm/here
>>25027109
It's better than doing it in your bed, I suppose.
What are you using to try to clean it up though? Piss is basically just water, so I can't imagine it staining.
>>25027275
well it's been about 6 hours and it's still visible.
I just used what was in the bathroom, tile cleaner and hot water
I'll try washing up liquid when the house is empty
trying to hide the smell of urine brings back bad memories
>>25027113
I'm more 10am-3pm, the night is better than the day anyway.
>>25026767
>>25027035
>>25027101
Thanks lads~
Really liking how comfy the thread is right now. Hope it stays like this~
The only thing that could improve it is someholly quest
>>25026487
>Been up since 4pm yesterday
>Let the previous /britfeel/ thread die despite being awake
>Could've bumped it at any time but chose not to
M I S C H I E F
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>>25027416
>was awake but distracted
>let it die through sheer negligence
I could have saved you, previous thread, I'm sorry
>>25027416
>Let the previous /britfeel/ thread die despite being awake
You cretin
>feel depressed what it's dark out
>internet throttled during the day
kill me
Time for bed goodnight lads
>get a bike
>can't ride in a straight line, can't balance unless my feet can hit the ground, afraid cars can just hit or pass through me, hard to ride in a suit
>get a kick scooter
>knees are gonna break, also road is too crumbly it's literally less energy and faster to run
Ok bros, how about a 50cc moped?
I hear a license to ride this shit only costs 100quid? and I can buy one for like 400-500 quid or less?
How does the exams go? do I have to OWN one first or will they provide me one?
I really want my own transport, the buses here are cunts that are 30 minutes late every single time and a car + license is too expensive for me, plus fuckin parking space.
>>25027978
fucking virgin media
>>25027369
>The only thing that could improve it is some holly quest
Working on it now - will definitely run another over on /tg/ later.
When's good to start?
>>25027020
You're not a German PhD student are you ? My friend messaged me saying he knocked over the piss bottle he has in his room..
>>25028061
Fat paki go to hell
What do you use on your toast?
Clover or nutella for me.
>>25028150
bertolli and a poached egg.
>>25028071
Shame, i'm going to miss it, I have wageslaving today. Will you let me know how we do tonight? I feel kind of invested as I was there at the very beginning.
>>25028195
When're you working till? Could save it till tomorrow/even the weekend?
>>25028122
>says the inbred chav
Don't be jelly of my lean roid gains breh.
>>25028220
5ish. I am off tomorrow but if there are loads of people wanting it today you should do it today.
>>25028061
I'll assume you're over 18 because you're posting here.
On a CBT certificate (compulsory basic training) you can ride up a 125cc motorcycle or scooter. The certificate lasts for 2 years then you have to do it again.
I HIGHLY recommend you get more practice on a motorbike rather than a scooter.
They're less likely to be stolen, better fuel economy and a lot easier to repair. Not that 125's tend to break down a lot, they're incredibly simple things, unlike the transmission on a 2 stroke scooter.
A good beginner bike is the Yamaha SR125.
Low seat height, so the centre of gravity is very manageable and it's easy to control.
The engine is solid, it can take a knock and a scrape and still chug along.
Motorcycle training schools all over the country use them because they're so rugged, and spare parts cost peanuts.
They're very cheap to run also. 17 quid a year tax. Insurance for a 20 year old is round about 100 quid fully comp. And they get well over 100 miles per gallon. A tenner of fuel will last you near a fortnight. Also you'll never have to pay for parking.
Just a thought.
>>25028236
Ok will do - problem is I'm generally busy in the evenings, but I'll try and gauge interest.
Have a good day, brother anon.
>>25026487
i drink all night and sleep like a sack of shit from 9am-5pm then toss and turn like a nigger with leprosy from 5pm until 9pm
starting to hallucinate images of bill fucking clinton from 5-9 for some reason
terrifying shit truth be told
>>25028270
You too buddy, if it ends up being tomorrow i'll be here though.
>>25028273
Think you need to cut back on the glugsies, friend.
>>25028244
so that shit is easier to ride than a scooter? how the fuck does that make sense?
also for the 125cc I still only need the one day training course? so that's only like 100 quid?
will I run it pretty flawlessly within one day?
>>25028311
No, a scooter is much easier to ride, but that's all it has over a motorcycle.
In the day course you'll be taught how to use the bike and you'll be fit for the open road.
Any old mug can do it. And you only have to learn it once. Don't be scared of it.
It's a bonus if you've never ridden a scooter before because everything will be new and you won't have to unlearn what you're used to doing.
And yes, the CBT certificate allows 16 year olds to ride up to 50cc and 17+ year olds to ride up to 125cc.
There's talk of something called a refresher course which is for people repeating the CBT. It would be an hour long session to show you know the basics and costs less than a full CBT. That may or may not be happening in the future.
lads how do i get a book for free. i want to make this small gingerbread house for my mum and it has the instructions and templates in it but im too poor to pay 9 quid
>>25028390
fuck me that's easy then, I'd like to work in a bar late nights but with no busses and all the chavs/blacks loose I don't want to take a 20 minute jog to salford at 2am.
>>25028394
What's the book lad?
>>25028394
dont you have a brother sister dad uncle aunt you can borrow from?
>>25028432
its called gingerbread wonderland
>>25028434
i dont like borrowing money also its a surprise lad
Here we have the results from the lie detector test. We asked anon 'Did you steal good boy points from your mother to get tendies that you didn't earn' anon said no. Why did you say no?
>b-because I didn't
You what?!
>I um... didn't...
It says here, that you're A LIAR!
>b-b-b-but
>*Audience begins loudly booing*
I'll save you the trouble boy, you failed every question on the lie detector! You stole the GBP, you haven't been looking for a job, and you spend more than 4 hours a day on 4chan!
>*mum starts crying*
See what you did now, boy?! You're disgusting, you should get off your bloody arse...
>*audience rears forward in anticipation, their hands trembling and their pupils dilating*
Get out of your bedroom!
>*audience begins to sweat, they are close to climax now, they feel a tingle envelop their entire body as they begin to sweat and levitate off of their chairs. Some are fighting back the urge to howl with delight too early*
AND GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!
>*All at once the great release is upon them, endorphins flow through their bodies and shoot up into the air. Rapturous applause gives way to howling, shouting, kissing, and urination. Women in the audience sit on the faces of the males nearby, clothes are thrown in the air, the entire audience becomes one massive orgy that due to the excitement has everyone cum at once within 10 seconds. It finally dies down to regular applause once more with everyone naked and covered in sweat*
>i-i-i've tried...
>>25028450
well how else can you get 9 quid then?
Hi lads. I hate my life I think I will kill myself in the new year.
>>25028510
where ye at?
have to see my work program in an hour
just 2 more months and I'm back to the regular old jobcentre again
>>25027978
>feel depressed what it's dark out
Pakis
Out
>>25028517
Berkshire
On you guys' advice that he probably just wants a friend I gave older pubguy a ring last night - he was coming back to my hometown this afternoon anyway so we're going for a drink this evening.
If I get raped, it's on you guys.
The context from last thread
>in the pub by myself having a quiet one with a book around lunchtime
>5 minutes in the older (early 40s) guy sat at a table next to me starts talking to me
>"hoho you've only got through one pint, you look like you can put it away"
>no, I don't - I look like a skeleton, and am just trying to have a quiet lunchtime pint between tours. and besides he's only had one as well.
>"haha oh I can mate, but I've got another tour to give in half an hour so shouldn't drink more"
>"oh you're a tourguide, me too, but in London - I'm just visiting for the day...."
>ends up buying me a pint and we chatted till I had to go, bout tourguiding, the town I live in, the book I was reading
>mfw he gave me his number and said to give him a ring 'If I wanted to meet up for a drink later or over the next few days'
>>25028273
What do you do whilst drinking?
>>25028462
Can't ever trust those blokes
>>25028600
He obviously wants to bum you. Are you looking to get bummed? Because that is what is going to happen.
>>25026487
Liberal degenacy of the BBC
It is really getting out of hand. Constant programs on Liberal left issues like feminism and transgender. First episode of Live at the Apollo had a faggot, followed by a disabled bitch who could barely speak , followed by a shit skin. Then we have this nigger Reggie Yates doing a series on men, promoting feminism and trying to ridicule men who disagree. Now on the children's BBC they are pushing transgender as the norm.
Can't go in the BBC anymore for having this shoved down your throat, reminding you BBC really stands for big black cock.
>start researching ESA to see if i can get some money coming in
>claim form is more complicated than assembly language programming
>wiki descriptors make it look like it mostly overlooks non-physical disabilities since obviously you can jus b urself :^)
the government should really just drop the pretense and start advertising that suicide IS the answer if they're that concerned about cutting spending.
>>25028224
>paki
>calling anyone inbred
>>25028471
dunno i might just ask someone like you said i know they sell it at the waterstones near me
>>25028662
>the last kingdom
>literally Male warriors treating women like property and killing eachother
There's a wide spectrum lad
>>25028659
Why obviously?
The consensus yesterday seemed to be he just wanted to make a friend. Besides, he's not going to bum me in the pub?
>>25028708
Have a look at the most popular. Got to make sure show those blacks and transqueers are represented!
>>25028718
He's going to spike your drink, make out like you're old friends and you have had too much to drink, then pretend to 'take you home' while actually taking you to a dark nearby alley to bum you.
>>25028662
>my jihad thumbnail on the front of bbc iplayer for a while
>followed by british muslim comedy
>on eastenders a paki is impregnating everyone
>have i got news for you episode with david mitchell was literally a rightwing hate orgy
>>25028718
You're unlikely to be raped, but you are probably going on a date
Got a statistics exam on friday lads, someone kill me please
>>25028718
>middle aged man just cold approaching you, buying you a drink and giving number to "hang out and have a drink"
Are you fucking socially retarded? who the fuck does that?
Why the fuck would a middle aged man do that to someone younger?
Like, do you normally live in the basement or something cause those are some fucking huge gay vibes.
>got up at 7.30pm
>haven't slept yet today
>wtf even is a sleeping pattern?
>>25028751
Yeah this. Don't let him follow you to the toilets either.
>>25028737
Luther is pretty good though
>>25028244
>On a CBT certificate (compulsory basic training)
I would like to know whether more /britfeel/ers read that as cock and ball torture or cognitive behaviour therapy at first
>>25028784
Cock and ball torture, but then I assumed right after it was the helpful one as people talk about that on here the most.
>tfw no cock and ball torture certificate
>>25028302
i'm a fledgling alcoholic, up to 60 units a week
if i'm on the edge snyway it's all the same, you know?
>>25028603
either play audiosurf/solitaire on my pc or sing songs playing my guitar (i live alone, playing an electric unplugged)
ocassionally walk around town in the we hours
honestly don't know where the bill clinton shit came from lmao
>>25028784
I've been riding bikes longer than I've been in therapy, or watched femdom porn.
>>25028751
>>25028780
Come on, guys, he didn't give off rapey vibes at all.
>>25028764
>>25028777
Shall I just shut it down now? Text being like 'Sorry can't do tonight' then block his number? Don't want to go if it's a date tbqh
>>25028737
to be fair Luther is pretty manly to compensate
>>25028662
Episode 5 of live was gash as well, canadian chick runs a set about white guilt then a german comes on and does a dodgy pun set, didn't even see the last act i was so bored by the first two
>>25028811
literally the worst that would possibly happen is that he flirts a bit, and then after you don't respond he switches into secret homo mode
depending on how your pub conversation went he might just be a nice bloke who's a bit lonely. only you can make that judgement really
>>25028811
Bring a knife just in case
>>25028828
Live at the Apollo really makes you appreciate the mid grade comedians you see over and over on TV
99% of them really are absolute shite
>spend 7.99 on a huge fucking pizza with chicken, turkey, beef, and tuna
>eat 4 slices while getting drinking with a mate
>leave kitchen to go watch shows
>neither pizzas get put in the fridge
>eat about a third
>wake up the next morning and both pizzas have gone bad
Feel shitty, was good pizza and huge waste of cash...
Fuck.
>>25028757
But Mitchell is right wing as fuck
>>25028677
I didn't do the form, was too hard and I told the woman so at the assessment. Still got on the Support group.
>>25028886
>But Mitchell is right wing as fuck
Thanks for the chuckle
>>25028886
I wouldn't say that, he's just a bluff old traditional Tory. He votes blue happily every 5 years and has a little chuckle when he passes a hobo. I think that's about the extent of it.
>>25028551
There are tall buildings in l o n d o n
I need someone to hold hands with though
>>25028903
what's your disability, lad?
>>25028853
>>25028855
Right I'm going to go for it - if he pulls any gay stuff I'm going to make my excuses and gtfo.
>>25028886
Just reminded me, can't remember which episode but of the latest series I think, Dara O'Brien claims comedy is solely for the left and ridicules the right. Bit shitty.
>>25028873
>wake up the next morning and both pizzas have gone bad
how the fuck? it's bread, tomato and cheese
it should stay good for at least two days
How do I get my hair cut? I just want a haircut like a normal man, but I don't know how to ask for it. My mum usually does it.
>>25028941
Short back and sides, trim on top.
>>25028903
i want to fuck a nep.
why are anime girls so godamn cute?
>>25028938
thats what i thought, i didn't find the pizza, it was a housemate who told me he'd binned it
Getting kind of suspicious he didn't just scoff it when i was upstairs drinking then told me it had gone nasty the next day
>>25028958
He definitely did.
>>25028922
The cliche, Anxiety/Depression with suicidal thoughts.
>>25028951
Whoa there buddy, you need to simmer down before you offend her.
>>25028938
Tuna goes bad very fast.
Just got sacked five days before christmas. I'm fucked lads.
>>25028924
Well that is the case. Whether that is a good thing or not is a different thing
>>25028968
probs, can't complain if it was him desu, he made roast dinner Christmas dinner the other night as some of us were going home early so it was the last chance the flat could have a whole flat meal
>>25029001
Christmas is 9 days away lad
>>25028924
Well, the left hasn't had any political power since before Thatcher, so comedy is a fair substitute. Blair and Brown were nothing near left, Corbyn is left and look what's happening to him in his own party, they can't wait to get him out.
Alright lads, starting to come down with the flu I think. Fuck getting sick.Han Solo dies at the end
>>25028924
>Dara O'Brien claims comedy is solely for the left and ridicules the right.
Fuck me, that's just really mean.
>>25029040
does anyone give a shit about star wars serious question lads
>>25029086
Never seen one, assumed that spoiler had already happened in the first few movies.
>tfw I managed to get a girlfriend
>now I'm too beta to leave her even though I should
God fucking damn it
>>25029042
mmm I could find out which episode and time if you're interested
>>25029096
>tfw could easily get a girlfriend
>tfw my brain won't let me
>tfw going to gym shortly and will get mired by all the qt's
>brain will be too autistic to say anything
Just fuck my shit up
Smoloko.com is my new favourite.
>>25029169
Beginning to think girlfriends might be more effort than they're worth tbqh lad
>all christmas shopping done
broke as shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>25029299
>>25029169
>>25029096
>tfw just want a nice girl to cuddle and can't find one
>meanwhile girls actually publically blog this kind of shit
>girls want to be bruised and sodomised
Hello darkness
I drink only bottled water because I'm a pretentious cunt who doesn't like the idea of drinking other peoples recycled piss and shit
What about you guys?
>>25027020
when drunk i piss the carpet and piss my shoes. I can ne'er remember doing the pissing but wish I didn't piss the carpet so much as I have to smell it until it dries.
>>25027079
I didn't have a jawb for at least 18 moths post graduation and that was holding a first class engineering degree; granted i bummed around for tthe first 12 months on that.
>>25027079
Just to add to that >>25029681 - jobs and wagec u king is fucking shit mate. You're guarenteed nothing but min salary and stifling taxes; just enjoy the neet life pal.
>Office Chad is now boss and everyone else favourite new guy
It doesn't end after uni anons. It never ends.
>>25028270
I was here for the first - did you run one yesterday in the end? I had to go and move a telly for my nan.
I was the anon who told you to put a trip on, alpha-anon who got up and called Scofield pathetic.
>the headache never goes away
What do people do with their friends? What do people do with friends they haven't seen in ages? Women in particular. It doesn't make sense to me
>>25029528
Personally I love the idea of drinking other peoples recycled piss and shit. Bottled water tastes weird
>>25029528
What? you realize you are doing that anyway where do you think the water comes from in bottles? sure the cycle is longer but you still are
>taylor swift drinks water
>could be my piss
hot
>Expecting cheque through from HMRC
>away from home for a few days
>mummy always opens my mail if she can intercept it
>rings me up and tells me I have a cheque for 180 from tax man
>let the NEET times roll
>come home
>gib cheque pls
>sorry I lost it lol XD
Seriously, what the fuck.
Did a 40 min brisk walk today (about 2 miles and a bit)
Then came home and ate some scrambled eggs for lunch.
I jazzed it up a bit by adding some olives, a few sundried tomatoes, and about 60g of Brie. Had a Satsuma as well to make sure I'm at least getting 2 portions of fruit and veg each day. (Need to get more tomorrow when I go shopping).
Drinking some nice green tea.
Quite comfy, though I have cleaning and some tutoring to do in a bit.
How you robobros getting on? Had anything nice for lunch?
>>25027416
You devil, was looking for that.
Who here /neetbux/
450 quid a month, thanks to Georgie Osborne
>>25030542
your life is boring dont post about it again
>>25030577
>450
top kek lad i get about 1400
>>25030580
OK.
tsoP lanigirO
>>25030592
why lie? am not believing this shit, 315pm am on
>>25030616
i get autism money twice a month and then i get almost my whole rent paid once a month too no lie senpai plus i get extra dla money every month
>>25029886
Nah, didn't seem to be enough people up for it. Shall I save it for tomorrow daytime, or the weekend?
>>25030580
OK.
tsoP IanigirO
ere ye go lads check ye daa out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBb5auFzDto
>>25030658
what autism tho? 1400 is like 500 more than you'd get working full time, working on site full time 247 a week after tax
Lads I need to get my haircut but I dunno what to get. Post pics of any suggestions. It is quite long at the minute so I can do pretty much anything.
>>25030709
2 on the back a nd sides blended/faded into the top, nothing off the top or fringe
>>25030703
idk super autism or something plus another medical probelm i get dla for
>>25030542
>wake up
>scrambled eggs coffee banana and a protein shake
>walk to gym
>10 minute warm up run
>stretch
>shoulder day
>rape my deltoids
>10 minute cool down run
>stretch
>walk home
>currently eating salmon, rice and broccoli
>trying to find something comfy to watch but TV is shit and I've seen almost every movie ever made
I admire your effort anon, keep it up.
>>25030666
Save it for never you fucking weird prick
>>25030731
>>25030542
>the /fit/ lifestyle
Is their anything more boring?
I got up about an hour ago, just had a shower not hungry so just gunna go down the shop buy a crate of beers come home play some vidya then order a pizza and get shitfaced.
Better than any gains.
>>25030748
I HATE OC
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25030777
gym's very fashionable and sheepish
>>25030777
What are you going to play, friend?
>>25030577
I pay more than double in tax you fucking loser.
>>25030812
I've been having a run through Red Dead Redemption lately but tempted to get FIFA 16.
>>25030777
Sounds fucking riveting mate, can already see the degeneration in your post quality
>what is the difference between there and their
Have fun being a fat disgusting waste of oxygen though
>>25030820
>making 40k a year
>still posting on /britfeel/
why.jpg
>>25030832
Someone sounds triggered.
>binge eat lots of rubbish food
>fall asleep
>food has already digested
>don't want to force myself to be sick too much
>tfw 1000+ calories
JUST
Good thing I'm in a great mood today tbqh~
How's your day going lads?
>>25030666
Evenings or weekends are probably best~
>Poleaboo has to apply to 2 weeks worth of jobs over the next 5 days
>Poleaboo has to finish some online work skills course over the next 5 days
>Poleaboo has to have emails as proof of activity to show to his work coach
>Poleaboos master plan has hit a bit of a snag with the uptime of his sites being indeterminable
>All this while being sanctioned
At least he has integrated himself well on /polska/
>>25030847
Because /r9k/ is normie central
>>25030847
xmas break
What are you lads getting for Christmas?
I still have absolutely zero ideas as to what I want. Might just ask for money desu.
>>25026688
Why don't you literally fucking die you stupid fucking cunt.
>>25030891
money, vinyl, turntable, hairdryer, getting myself a bunch of guitar pedals and a midi controller
>>25026487
Suicide when
Not original mynfucking dick you nigger fuck
>>25030873
What job do you have m8?
>>25030891
Probably buy a bottle of vodka or rum because my parents have hinted at me contributing something to th Xmas table.
Will most likely get drunk as fuck myself
>>25030869
i was happy till you showed up fuck off
>>25030891
Sony Smartwatch 2. Nothing too fancy. I just want something I can sync up to my phone so I don't have to keep getting it out and taking the front of the case off just to change the music track.
(I'm really paranoid about having my phone break after seeing so many smashed iPhones the normies carry around)
Might be helpful to track stuff and make notes, send pre-made texts to my parents to let them know I'm still alive.
Ultimately it's another gadget to mess around with.
>>25030958
civil engineer
>normies calling these things hoverboards on the news
>"if you have a hoverboard, you should return it"
NOTHING ABOUT IT HOVERS. It's a fucking segway without handlebars, why are people so stupid?
Should we just start calling segways "hoverbikes" ?
>>25031065
>skateboard
>4 wheels
>hover
>>25028224
>jealous of a paki who works shit jobs
kek
>>25031065
>not calling them twatplanks
>>25031065
Aren't they blowing up now? Normies are going to get fucked.
>>25031179
>Idiot chavs buy cheap chinese knock offs
>OMG WHY ARE THEY BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN
well.. broke up from work for xmas last Thursday and I have to say at this point i am pretty bored, yet at the same time i'm not very fond of working.
what do?
probably go to the coop for booze ..
>>25030830
Get fifa so I can pwn you desu
>>25031225
Some suggestions:
>get boozed and watch tv/films
>read a good book
>go for walks
>go out for drinks with mates
>go to a museum/gallery
>try and find a gf
>>25030872
Get someone on here to pretend to be someone who interviewed you for a job.
>>25031065
It's just a fad
These were all the rage at one point
PAKIS OUT NOW TBQH
>>25031225
>work
>hate working
>normies have all the holidays to look forward to and partners to spend fun times with
>don't have that
>hate holidays too
no point in anything for people like us. suicide becomes more viable as the days go on
>>25031287
They look like a very efficient tool for snapping your legs
>>25031287
How was this shin snapping device ever popular?
People are idiots
>>25030872
>master plan
Phishing site isn't a master plan.
>Your favourite fan artist will NEVER take commissions again
>>25031225
this is the uk, nothing to actually do
>>25031283
He was specific about email confirmations
Seems like it would be less trouble to actually apply for them than fake them
>>25030872
Why not just forget it? You live with your parents anyway so who cares. Spend all your savings on a building a gaming pc and you can just pirate all your games then.
>>25031065
>2015
>not riding your microscooter to work
Seriously pleb.
Though the other day I saw a guy riding a self balancing electric unicycle to work, so I might have to step my hipster game up.
>>25031287
perfect for the manlet in your life
>>25031179
lots of the knock offs don't have fuses in the plug chargers and they just catch fire
>>25031312
>>25030872
>master plan
Tell me about Poleaboo! Why does he refer to himself in the third person?
>>25028737
> NEET mad about black and transgender people doing better in life than him
>>25028061
>donner meat on pizza
pretty rank
>>25031338
>Why not just forget it?
Because, I can't, that's the problem, I have no choice but to act the way I do
>can't stop watching Air Crash Investigation
Just watch an episode where the pilot falls out the window and the cabin crew are holding him by his legs trying to stop him flying out in the engine. Felt bad for laughing but it was hilarious.
>>25031368
Threads are funny tbqh. Everyone on here hates those rotten pakis!! Grr!! But can't go a day without stuffing their fat,greasy faces with doner meat.
>>25031382
I remember that episode..
>>25031312
Feel pretty smart, setting everything up, most work I've done in years
>>25031225
embrace the dharma
>>25031428
The_Mind_Illuminated_A_Complete_Meditation_Guide_Integrating_Buddhist_Wisdom_and_Brain_Science_John_Yates_(Culadasa)(2015)_03
>>25028737
>That Reggie Yates show
>Actually calling Muslims out on their shit
Well fuck me sideways I never thought I'd see the day.
>>25031382
Do you have a youtube link? That sounds like something I would find very funny.
>>25031440
he calls out r9k in that episode, its about feminism
>>25031447
sdfdsfadsweweew
>>25031454
I'm watching the first one about Muslims hating gays.
>>25031391
Yeah, it's almost as if it's not just one person posting.
>>25031454
No, it's about MRAs, you retard
>>25031482
ewo soo
>>25031487
wwe ww
>>25031505
oso owo wo
>>25031505
reported for spam
Going to Manchester for a house party in a few days.
some questions
>Mancunians - is manchester dangerous?
>how do you operate at a house party, is it a bad idea just to knock about with my friend? (who is also the host)
>how do you dress for these things
>>25030872
>neets here saying they live the comfy life
>mfw they basically have to do hours of admin work for terrible jsa bennies
>sometimes even free if they get sanctioned
Might as well get a job. Really don't see the point of being neet and on bennies unless you can get out of doing all that job search and other bullshit through disability claims.
>>25026999
Yes. I used to get that but it stopped recently
>>25031524
You go ask reddit you normie.
>>25031534
>unless you can get out of doing all that job search and other bullshit through disability claims.
Which is practically everyone. Poleaboo is just too thick to get on ESA.
>>25031534
>Might as well get a job
Yeah, so easy to do, we're all NEET by choice
>>25031524
>is Manchester dangerous
yes
>is it a bad idea to be clingy
yes
>how to dress in manchester
pop into JD sports and pick up a tracky
>>25031524
>Mancunians - is manchester dangerous?
No people are just more aggressive but they're not trying to fight you just go with it
>how do you operate at a house party, is it a bad idea just to knock about with my friend? (who is also the host)
Yea just stand with your friend and drink. Find a cosy corner and try to get settled into a group if you can and just hide there talking until anything else happens.
>how do you dress for these things
Just in your normal clothes.
>>25031551
There are literal fresh of the boats who can get jobs.
>>25031534
I'm NEET living the comfy NEET life because I don't sign on I'm just minted and live off savings.
>>25031572
how much savings you got l\ad?
>>25031445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIQQhqpVY80
Here you go bro
>Sorry guys, Captain is just hanging outside the cockpit
>>25031552
>>25031555
thankyou pals
>>25031546
hey it's my first time at a house party, I'll go to Reddit when I've been to a few more
>>25031524
>>Mancunians - is manchester dangerous?
Some parts more than others, but just don't be a fucking idiot and you'll be alright. And yes, I will be victim blaming you if something happens.
>>how do you operate at a house party, is it a bad idea just to knock about with my friend? (who is also the host)
Have a few drinks, chat to your friend, get him to introduce you to people. Like >>25031555 says, try and get in a group.
>>how do you dress for these things
Normal clothes, maybe dress a little sharper than usual? That's my approach anyway. What do you usually dress like?
>>25031572
Jealous. That's the dream.
>>25031608
>>25031602
Oh and don't get shitfaced unless everyone else is. Just go for tipsy or you'll make a twat of yourself.
Also how old are you? Parties change a fair bit between 18 and mid twenties I've found.
>>25029528
>>25029998
>>25030075
Bottled water should say where its from.
Tap water has estrogen in it from the piss of women in the pill.
It kills groups of fish by sterilising all the males. Dont drink tap water.
https://np.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/3wznuz/i_almost_killed_myself_yesterday_then_i_went_on_a/
Lads why don't you just play Eve?
>>25031534
this, unless you actually are autism be prepared to work for those pennies
>>25031572
>living the comfy NEET life because I don't sign on
Yep, that's the right way to do it.
JSA NEET life really doesn't seem to be worth it at all. I have a friend who got on bennies recently and he had to work at the actual job centre for 25 hours for 2 weeks. No pay or extra bennies.
I asked if there was any chance he would be kept on and given a full time proper job there. He said no, that it was just a formality. Now he's back to filling out job search books for that small handout. Horrible desu
>>25031716
if you're on JSA you aren't a neet, just a sponging faggot
>>25031642
>>25031608
Thanks, I'll probably get a taxi between the station and the house anyway just wondering whether I could risk a walk in the dark (it'll be 22:00 ish when I get there.)
I'm 20 and usually dressed in an flannel shirt and jeans when I'm out
>>25031765
>flannel shirt
They haven't been in fashion for a while now lad.
>>25031585
About 20k in total but I live in my parents house who pay all bills, food, clothes etc only thing I have to spend money on is booze and vidya. And I do odd jobs for money when I can so I'm not burning through my savings. I also make sure I get good interest on it all.
>>25030872
>At least he has integrated himself well on /polska/
the fuck do you talk about on there?
>>25031770
Fuck off normie.
ORIGINAL
>>25031782
I've got about 15k, given most of it to my parents though to "take care of" so I can still claim ESA. You have to pay national insurance (which you are if on JSA or ESA) for 40 years or something to get a pension. I only started claiming at 22. Don't want to have to work till I'm 80.
>>25031791
Phishing, translating stuff convincingly
>>25031793
You should be saying that to the fucking guy asking about going to a house party retard.
Textless posts are frowned upon.
>>25031807
Someone already did that you filthy cretinoidal slack brained fuckwit
>>25031765
>I'm 20 and usually dressed in an flannel shirt and jeans when I'm out
Yeah that'll probably be alright.
Depending where he is, walking is probably fine mate.
>>25031765
Bring a knife m8.
Alone and unarmed = dead
>>25031440
BBC have realised they can't keep coddling and promoting Islam or they will absolutely blow the country up, so now they are using team LGBT to make Islam look bad while still staying still saying on the side of the middle class left.
>>25031608
>some parts more than others
Like where? Legit never had a problem.
>>25031860
Fuck off, you tedious little shit
>>25028061
>Kick scooter was a load of wank.
Told you so.
>>25031895
Have your Jimmies been rustled mate?
>>25031877
Poor white areas
>That paki that calls anything making fun of Islam/Allah 'tedious'
What's his story?
>>25029023
He was sacked from his job as a fortune teller.
>recieved a call last night for a bar staff position
>take it this afternoon
>trial fucking shift at 6pm
FUCK man why so sudden? I was gonna raid in WoW as well, fucking hell.
i dunno how informal it is but he said a white shirt and jeans?
so a long sleeve collared shirt? the fuck kind of shoes do I wear then?
>>25031937
Roid rage.
>>25031958
next he'll call you a chav or refer to you as 'ollie'
