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I haven't even started buying Crimbo presents edition
Can't stop chuckling to myself about that aircrash investigation episode.
Decided to wait for a new thread before asking lads
I really like this girl and spending time with her, only problem is she's 16 and has had sex with at least 10 guys. It feels wierd being with a girl like that, especially seeing as I'm a virgin. I've had many chances to sleep with her and she constantly asks to sleep over at my place. But I'm having mixed feelings on doing it with her, on one hand I'd lose my virginity to a girl I really like but on the other, I'd lose it to a girl who is quite a slag
Holy shit lads, Sainsburys closes at 8 and I'm still sat in my pajamas. Plus it's a 15 minute walk away too.
FUCK
IMMA
PUT THAT
BITCH
IN THE
BUCK
I'M A
DOG
LETS GET
STUCK
MY LIL SISTER
DORA
EAT THEM
LUCKY
CHARMS
AND GIVE ME LUCK
WADDUP CUS
HERE YO CUP
CALL MY BLOODS
BRING MY CUP
YOUR CREW SUCK
DONT GOT BUCKS
THESE AIND DRUGS
NIGGA
>>25035591
>she's 16 and has had sex with at least 10 guys
>>25035591
You gon get aids brah
What's for tea lads? Mum's making beef burgingyong.
Doesn't smell very nice tbqh, I hate the smell of cooking beef.
>>25035591
Lost mine to someone who had slept with 11 guys before me except I was 19 and she was 22 and fit as fuck
Don't regret it, she was surprised it was my first time and we had sex on 3 more occasions after
>>25035608
9 of them Pakis.
>>25035591
i just wanted mischief when i was 16, what are these kids upto
>>25035608
I always knew Total Biscuit was a cuck
>>25035591
>16
>10 guys
she is more semen than woman
>>25035591
Jam it in but don't take it too seriously.
>>25035599
>not living near a 24 hour tesco/asda
FUCK OFF YOU GODDAM UNCIRCUMCISED FORESKINSEX NORMIES
>>25035591
Maybe, but at least the virgin stigma will be gone. Do it.
>>25035715
>being so destitute shopping at tesco is an option
>going shopping
That is what mummy is for.
I don't buy anything myself, not even alcohol (which I consume a lot of).
Only thing I do buy is e-cig liquid online. Refuse to get up for the post man so send my Mum to the post office the day after.
YES LADS
I'm going on Jeremy Kyle next month, so keep your eyes peeled for a gay love triangle.
Me and my mates having a bit of a giggle and getting an all expenses paid weekend in london.
>go to cafe nero for festive coffee
>8/10 barista qt serving me
>"o-one spice orange latte please"
>she asks regular or grand in an accent
>assume its just how its said
>immitate regular in accent
>she asks other questions and price
>find out that waa her wctual voice
>mfw it sounded like I was mocking her
Kill me now desu lads
Going to watchhan solo die in amidnight movie and am actually worried about when to eat what so I'm not sleepy or hungry or whatever
>nocturnal anway
>am I ever going to stop trying to engineer pointless things to worry about
>>25035715
24 hour corner shop, funny bossman don't give a shit about alcohol laws in this country
>>25035794
Call Jeremy either a normie or a manlet so we know it's you.
>>25035728
Can't go wrong with Tesco m9, microwave ready meals are permanently 3 for 6 GBP at the one near me, and they also sell microwaves there to cook them with.
>>25035794
Giggles on you, it's in /Salford/
>>25035797
>go to cafe nero for festive coffee
fuck off normie retard
>>25035259
>>25035293
fucking respond faggot
>>25035794
So you're making it all up? Are you going to act stupid and common? If you sound intelligent and sensible they will know you're lying.
I never buy Christmas gifts because I'm a spoilt piece of shit
>>25035834
Go fuck yourself shut in, just because you enjoy nothing doesn't mean we should
>>25035591
>16
>10 guys
Oh man in 4-5 years she is going to be a literal whore.
>>25035880
Mad paki is mad
>>25035608
I lost my virginity to a massive slut and I didn't regret it for a second. She was amazing at sucking dick and riding me, since she had so much experience. I would do it again in a heartbeat. I felt so good afterwards. There's no better feeling than losing your virginity.
Not British, by the way. Your post just caught my attention.
>>25035805
>people actually using spoiler tags for their intended purposefuck you
>>25035880
>drinking overprice coffee outside of your house
when will normies leave
>>25035899
State country of origin
Any robots in reading wanna go see Star Wars at midnight tonight
>>25035921
gota justify some way haven't they, give it to companies that don't pay no tax in this country
>>25035917
Absolutefaggotry
>>25035932
Why would they want to go watch a film if they're reading?
>secret santa at work today
>no-one told me it was today
>bought novelty mug for colleague but didn't bring it in because I didn't know to bring it in
>doing secret santa
>got novelty mug as present, surprise surprise
>got round to my colleague
>his present isn't there
>my boss "Oh? Looks like you don't have a present"
>colleague laughs it off but actually looks genuinely sad
>too nervous to mention I didn't bring his present in even though half the room probably knew
>sent him a text saying sorry and explaining the situation
>still hasn't replied
Fuck work, pham. I can't even do simple social rituals like secret santa right without fucking them up. Will probably skive work tomorrow out of embarrassment.
Refuse to go to cinemas anymore, I bet if I went down to the local cinema (which is quite small) it would cost 15GBP for a ticket (I know they are probably all sold out tonight but that is besides the point).
I don't even really want to watch star wars anyway.
>>25035867
Yeah it's made up. We've gonna get trackies and another one is going to crossdress (just lipstick and girls trackies).
>>25035826
good idea, I'm playing the "jilted lover" so I'll be able to insult jezza
>>25035992
why didn't you just say i forgot it was today mate i'll bring it tomoz, make a mountain out of a molehill
>>25035955
htundjt
>>25035992
>admitting it when nobody could prove it was you
second hand embarrassment is real
>>25036037
I really want you not to be lying.
>>25035931
US
Fuck you, robot.
>>25036056
>implying secret santas are actually secret
>>25035932
Staines mate
We organised it a few days ago, turn up at the Vue for the midnight showing.
I'll be wearing my pepe shirt, ironically of course.
>>25036052
Look, i'm never going to have kids, so I have to use up my dad jokes on you.
>>25036088
Damn that's a 45 minute drive. Not that desperate I guess I'll just see it alone
>>25036075
You're alright with me then. Come in and have a cup of tea.
>>25036045
>>25036056
Because no-one else made the same mistake so it just stuck out like a sore thumb. Because they all know I'm literally autistic, and only work there because I was a NEET and Mum basically gave me a stopgap job to stop me from doing nothing with my life. Because it's difficult to not make a mountain out of a molehill when you're literally inept at everything you do.
>12pm-7pm sleep, only just woke up
>wake up to the sound next door fucking
>moaning, rhythmic thumping, sounds like a good fuck too
>haven't fucked or even kissed for over 2 years
>can i not even start the day without a reminder i'm a lonely mess
Evening brit, hows your day been so far?
>>25036075
So it's not true US girls take it in the ass to maintain semblance of virginity?
>>25035899
>There's no better feeling than losing your virginity.
Isn't it better to lose it with someone you actually care about?
>>25036197
>Isn't it better to lose it with someone you actually care about?
>Implying robots have feelings not just mechanical desire
>>25036225
If you prick me, do I not leak?
>>25036158
but there's nothing with what you done, give a fuck worked in subway once had to close the shop because i burnt all the bread when i said i could do it
>>25036253
everyone makes mistakes and still will
>>25036249
>If you prick me, do I not leak?
>>25036249
Go home Data you're drunk
>>25036168
>haven't fucked or even kissed for over 2 years
Get out normie, ree
Poleaboo is glad no-one is impersonating him anymore. He has his driving theory reorganized for a month's time and hopes he won't fail it this time.
>>25036168
Through anti-depressant / anti-psychotic medications and therapy I have reached asexual nirvana. I don't care anymore, all the trivial things I wanted when I was 18 matter nothing to me now. I'm 25 and feel happier than I ever have in my life.
>>25036310
Poleaboo will not bother to revise and hope to pass anyway.
I
AM
FAST
AS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
LADS
MAXIMUM AUTISM OVERLOAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwFSklgSLvk
>>25036313
>asexual nirvana
I feel like I'm on my way there too, anon. What's the secret? Meds definitely are helping, but how did the therapy help you?
>>25036371
>>25036391
Poleaboo really wishes you would stop bullying him.
Off to the pub to have a drink with older pubguy from the other day.
Wish me luck, anons.
Going to fuck a married lady lads on Sat. It is her b day and I asked her what she wanted and she replied "me" so I'll finally lose this wizard status I had building up. Last time I got a proper shag the US basketball team Dallas mavericks win the championship tourney yes.
>>25036404
poleaboo doesn't understand why proxy typist feeds back all the potentially hurtful things.
>>25036432
Did he send you nudes yet?
>>25035826
Please do this. Call him a normie manlet.
>>25036387
Therapy was the lesser thing, made me feel better and more logical about shit times I had at school and how I used to not be able to get angry at someone who was being angry at me in public... Then I'd think about it over and over, now that is not the case and they've turned me into a bit of a hot head.
The secret for me has just realised looking at people who went to school and uni with me, who have had many failed relationships and kids out of wed lock. I've had a couple of girlfriends, long term in part but I only get them through pretending to be something I wasn't, which was damaging apparently.
They diagnosed me with OCD and depression... The usual, and the meds have really helped, I resent my mother for not taking me to a dr when I was a kid since as I showed early signs of quite bad OCD as young as 4.
The pills help me not worry as much too. I've been made calm.
>>25036491
>pretending to be something you're not,
>damaging apparently
>pills that turn you into someone else are fine though
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
>>25036253
I know man, it's just not always that easy to not care about minute things. Damn, I wish I could nearly burn down a Subway and not give a fuck. Life goals 2bh pham
>>25036158
Yes but they don't know who bought presents for whom. It could even have been the boss.
>tfw turned down an extra day of work because i'm lazy and now i regret it because i lose out on 70 dollarpounds and it might dent my chances of going full time
years of neetdom fucks you up for the longterm. don't know how people work 5 days a week
>>25036556
you can do it, see what it feels like you might like it
>>25035591
Jesus Christ, who fucking cares?
If you don't want to be a virgin just fuck her.
>>25036564
Nah, the boss's one actually came before mine, like everyone elses. Looking back on it I suppose we didn't really follow the rules since everybody said whose present they bought after they were opened.
>>25036549
Without the anti-psychotic the OCD symptoms are really bad, I only take a very low dose anti-depressant, just takes the edge of things, I take 100mg, some people take 500mg.
>>25035534
Ive got 37 to get presents, but im just gonna buy some cards and pick up a bottle of jack daniels honey
>mfw I get the Muslim bloke in the office secret santa
>normally get people alcohol because it's easy
>you're getting a packet of Frazzles mate
>Tfw i lost my KV and V cards a week ago
>girl is in love with me
>think im in love with her too
>feel fucking awful because i know she can do better
>shes 8/10 and i am 5/10
>feeling awful as i was always thinking if i got a gf it would make my life better
>still not motivated to do anything
alsoSorry i am dutch but the dutchfeel threads died and i feel quite similar to you brits tbqh
>brother who is 3 years younger is starting his PHD
>I dropped out of uni after 2 years (took the third year money)
Lads, I'm just going to be that weird uncle.
I've practically been a neo nazi since I was 15 so that should make drunken christmases fun
>>25036745
>i am dutch
It's all good, man.
>Tfw i lost my KV and V cards a week ago
I'm afraid that unless you greentext the story so we can learn from you then there's really nothing we can do to help.
>>25036565
Iktf. I only work 2 days a week. My mum's always pushing me to do more but I just can't be fucking bothered. I already earn enough money to live a fairly comfy life. I can go to the pub, buy games and figurines I want and even pay my mum rent. But she wants me to be more career-focused and care about my work and move up and stuff. I really don't give a shit about my work, or the people I work with. I don't have any obligation to be there. I'm probably going to an hero after my 20's are over anyway, so I don't care about building a future for myself or being anyone "important". The last thing I want to do with my life is become a wage-slave and literally just work to exist, to work, to exist, and maybe chase "desires" which in actuality are mundane and futile, and only serve to distract us from our boring, horrendous everyday lives.
So who /seeingstarwars/ tomorrow?
>>25036788
>greentext the story
I always am really affraid someone will find out its me and shame me for browsing this board. But i will greentext that shit after i have taken a shower.
>>25036822
Yeah mate I'm looking forward to itHan Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren
>>25036745
>Sorry i am dutch
Send weed
Aren't all Dutchment 6'4 master race fluent in many languages and customs?
>>25036826
Alrighty, do it before 9GMT though because the Apprentice is on
>>25036858
Same m8yalready know that meme, nice try fgt
2 more days of work l a d s, then 2 weeks off. looking forward to it
>>25036978
Reported to the relevant authorities amer
>>25036978
Mooooooddddddssssssssssss
fuck the robot
>>25035887
>Implying she isn't currently a whore
>>25035797
Don't play their games, Anon.
>regular or grand
Medium or Large
>barista
Coffee whore
>8pm
probably should have got out of bed by now
>>25036305
was a Fat chick when drunk, barely worth it
>>25036978
tricked anyone yet?
>>25037112
>Implying she isn't currently a whore
One of the bitches I knew when we were 16 who was like that is now an ACTUAL paid whore.
>>25037301
Did you hire her? I occasionally look through the escorts in my area to see if I recognise any
>>25036922
Alrighty.
>bday party of a close friend of mine
>the girl who is17kept asking if i would be there
>i was obv going
>she arrived late i only talked about bout 10min to her before she got so shitfaced and ended up puking and being put in the bed where i was supposed to sleep.
>fastforward 3h
>i think hmm i was going to sleep here, so i just join her
>think she was asleep and didnt expect much of it
>i somewhat wake her up unintended
>we end up kissing and she stroked my dick abit
>she didnt knew i was a KV
>afterwards we talk alot on whatsappwhich i never do tbqh
>she thinks im really handsome and cant beleive im a KV
>the second time we saw eachother at her house we fucked.
>now she is my GF
Thats pretty much it. I am sorry if its a pain to read i dont greentext alot because of previous stated reasons
>>25037373
I do this too, I'm pretty sure I found my cousin on adultwork but I've yet to work up the bottle to rent her.
>>25037375
>she got so shitfaced and ended up puking
later
>we end up kissing
Do you not see a problem here
>>25037375
Fucking hell modern, degenerate England. Add in a paki who cucks you and it's a full house.
>>25037453
Well, i was pretty drunk myself and she drank alot of water before getting into bed.
And because it had a period of 3h in between the events i didnt really care about it.
>watching super vet
Wish I was a vet, bet he earns 200k easy.
>>25037375
Age of consent in locality?
>>25037747
16
phamily
>>25035608
Judging by the way they dress neither of them deserve to touch a woman
>>25037775
Why make a note of her being 17?
![[Raucous Laughter].gif](https://i.imgur.com/sn8UYeQ.gif "[Raucous Laughter].gif")
>Get a tub of quality street
>It's all raspberry/orange cream
>Hardly any green triangles
>>25037867
The number of sweets in those tins is predetermined. You're letting your disappointment of your life in general cloud your judgement
>>25037896
My life would better if quality street just had the green and purple ones.
>>25037984
They sell giant ones of those specifically for autistics like you. Just buy those instead of the entire tin.
>>25037541
>not watching Cuffs and imaging having a qt police bf
>>25038021
Balls to that, a faggot, bbc PC bullshit. Apprentice now lads. Vana and Richard the final 2.
>>25037867
Raspberry is the best though.
have to eat takeaway pizza 3rd night in a row bcos parents too lazy to cook. fml.
>>25038111
There are few reasons living near a massive Paki population is a good thing, but the quality and price of fried chicken around here is definitely one of them.
>>25038111
Why don't you cook?
>laptop battery is kill
>can either get another shitty one for a few hundred quid and a ps4 or a decent new pc that can play games
wat do leds?
>>25038147
because of the reasons.
>>25038159
Good PC + cheap as fuck notebook/tablet for cozy bedtime browsing.
>>25038139
This fucker knows. My favourite, being favourite fried chicken in Ilford
>>25038147
>cooking in an age where you can get microwaveable food for trivial prices and reheat in 5-10 minutes
You may as well ask why he doesn't write with a quill and parchment, we're living in the future anon, nobody has needed to cook for the last 30 years but the luddites are holding us back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p0hsjS_zHs
Lads,,,
>>25038246
Used cook in the abstract, would putting
>Why don't you prepare a meal anon
suited your autism?
>>25038230
I'm in GManchester, place near me does like 12 big chicken strips, a fuckload of chips and 2 cans of whatever for a tenner.
I'm convinced this will kill me, and I'm not even mad.
i'm a fucking idiot. it took me 5 separate christmas cards to write one that didn't look retarded
>>25038437
Post failures
>>25038466
>original comment
that's surprising
>>25038466
no can do lad
>implying fast anon could go this fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZTHRt2OZY
>>25038511
does it have to be unique to the whole board or just the thread?
>>25038541
whole board i believe
Guys how do I sext?
Talking to some girl don't want spaghetti falling out my pockets
>>25039156
From personal experience, I always spoke like I was writing some shitty erotic novel since all the girls I liked were into the whole romantic sweet guy who reads poetry shit
>>25035565
Lol my nigga
I wish they told you sooner that he survived. I was laughing so hard at it then when I realised the dude was probably dead I was like man this isn't funny. Then I was sat there trying not to crack up and be an asshole. Then in the end they reveal he actually survives and I was like aww fuck now I repressed my laughter for nothing.
>>25039156
Liveblog it senpai, we'll pitch in
>>25039156
Sext? Fucking normie.
>tfw hearthstone is too brain taxing
Anyone have any other suggestions for F2P multiplayer games? HS isn't comfy at all desu
>>25037375
>i think hmm i was going to sleep here, so i just join her
>think she was asleep and didnt expect much of it
>i somewhat wake her up unintended
>we end up kissing and she stroked my dick abit
Holy shit I was expecting this greentext to end in false rape accusations. You're a genuine fucking mad man.
>tfw ate my tandori chicken, jalapeon, pineapple and peppers pizza and 8 mozzarella sticks and now trying to get drunk
Didn't think this one through well lads. My stomach is too full to fit in the alcohol.
>>25039337
Quick lad, switch to spirits!
>live in Lisbon for 3 months
>come home for Christmas
>parents are drunk yelling downstairs
>chavs taving & rioting outside
>anxiety levels spiking
>remember why I decided to flee the country
Really is a mess.
>>25039218
Minecraft. Though I can't vouch for the multiplayer aspect, I don't like sharing my lego
>>25039425
Where are you now senpai?
>>25039425
Can I come live with you mate?
I'll cook and clean for you
No homo
Does amazon and that still deliver before Christmas? Was just going to get the pupper some toys but want to get him something nicer now.
>>25039503
Post pupper, can still get amazon to deliver, do the prime trial if you really want to be sure.
>>25035704
jej
>>25035794
is right lad
>>25035834
t. autism
lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
>>25037375
Dutchbro confirmed for based. I can't speak for everyone, but you're welcome round these parts any time.
>>25039611
>lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
Probably?
I mean you're not even meant to drink on it, but everyone does anywayright?
>>25039626
Dutchbros are all based, this one is thiking he's a robot but is a total alphachad by brit standards
>>25039658
citalopram was a shit antidepressant for me.
Go for it.
Made me have epileptic fits believe it or not. 2 within 6 days of starting on it, wish I was an american I could have sued.
How is Wednesday going lads? Getting pleasantly drunk here tbqh.
>>25039731
I spent 2 weeks with diarrhea on it.
The nhs hasn't got a fucking clue
>>25039611
>lads is it safe to take cocaine whilst on citalopram?
According to what I just read it can have side effects so dr anon recommends getting on it but having a few cheeky jagerbombs to be safe.
>>25039218
DOTA
Don't block me robot
>>25039731
>Getting pleasantly drunk here tbqh.
Me too brother.
Found citalpram much more comfy and less robo-mode inducing than fluoxetine tbqh brother, on it right now having switched between different SSRIs.
Are you the beer/pizza anon from earlier?
>>25039760
Pay for Bupa then m8y. I was fine from it, got the massive shits from a different one whose name I forget right now though so stopped after a couple of weeks.
>>25039806
>brother twice
forgive me pls
>>25039813
I should just be able to buy the medications I need without the state trying to make me a criminal
>>25039840
Good luck with that. Old people are terrified of drugs and they vote the most, it's never gonna be legal.
>>25039882
>Old people are terrified of drugs and they vote the most
That fast guy looks pretty old, the drugs are probably terrified of him
>>25039882
>medications sold perfectly fine in countries like canada for your condition are so dangerous we shall try and destroy your life if you buy them even though you are mentally ill, just 'cos.
RICHARD BTFO
Not sure if I want to rag Vana or not lads
>>25040143
>crapy facebook games plus dating
what a shit plan, and she has been useless since the beginning
>>25040219
>women on dating sites are going to sit through a load of games before finding out if they are talking to chad.
It might do ok if guys can pay to bypass the games or something, or there a load of fake female profiles that have bots playing the games
>>25040143
Richard was such a little shit though, come on.
He was all shine and no fucking shoe.
>>25040297
Just like every other woman in the world :^(
I might just go the way of that other /britfeel/ anon and get picked up by a creepy old dude in the pub
>>25040297
How? will she vet the people on the site by hand or something?
>>25036738
Nice work m8.
Should get him nothing and explain you understand its not part of his religion
>>25039452
In my parents house
sniff sniff
>>25039658
>>25039764
cheers lads
I'm on 10mg daily so it shouldn't do too much right?
>>25040078
her accent's a little annoying tho
>tfw trying to snap my middle finger left knuckle back into place
I was playing football when I was 11 in goal I dived on a through ball and some cunt slid in on me while I was on the ground hit my middle finger and pushed the whole thing back into my hand.
Went to the hospital but they were busy so some black health care assistant was like 'nah it's fine senpai' and told me to go and my mum was like 'see the lady says it is fine'
Pretty much hurt everyday since this was 12 years ago. I've tried going back to see a GP 3 times since but every time they're just like 'lel you're just flexible I guess XD'. It hurts so much these days though and is proper stiff I can't take it. When I bend it back it feels like it just needs to pop into somewhere and it'll be normal. It gets worse every day though. Hurts to type now. Considered getting drunk and trying to perform surgery on it myself but I think I'd just make it worse
>the NHS
>cat been missing for 4 days
>never left home for 12 hours before
>fearing the worst
>she just came in my room, didn't even bother to let me stroke her and jumped on the windowsill
Feels good lads, wonder what horrors she has seen though
>>25039263
It takes longer to get gold than I thought too. 10 gold every 3 wins? The fuck? Cheap bastards.
>>25038139
Stop funding child molestation you fucking cuckold you are literally paying the worst scum on the earth to stay here.
>>25040578
i'm a bit peckish for paki food right now chum :^)
>>25040578
Would you rather I starve to death?
>>25040514
Is 20 a day the minimum for depression?
Or are you on it for erectile dysfunction?
>>25040547
My cat used to go on adventures in the summer - the longest was 2 whole weeks - when the weather was hot and the mice and rabbits were plenty till he got old and stayed at home all year round.
Used to follow us around when we went on walks like a dog would.
RIP you ginger bastard
>>25040573
You get gold for doing quests too
>>25040611
dunno, gp put me on it for depression and social anxiety but was hesitant because I'm youngfag (18 no bully) so idk
>>25038139
>funding paki halal slaughter
Get out
>>25040603
Go to the chippy instead faggot, just any non paki business.
>>25037867
Are the green triangles actually mint flavour or is the green packaging making me think that it's mint?
>>25040695
It's like a hazelnut praline, no mint
>>25040690
I want to order online you fucking retard. Most white chippies close early or don't fucking do delivery unless you order like 15 quids worth of food.
>>25040654
>re-rolling
What's that lad? Right now, i'm just doing those practice games.
>>25040613
How much?
>>25040578
Paki's make the big bucks charging for a turn on your sister in their living room, not chicken and chips lad.
>watching poker
It's been going on for ages, these 2 lads are competing over 270k euros / 240k euros... Don't really see the point, tempted to fuck it and watch Everest
>>25040785
DESTROYED
Honestly you just annihilated that chump
>>25040760
Lazy cunt desu, order tescos or something to have most of the weak and get off your arse to the chippy for a treat you fatty. If thats too hard order pizzas from non paki establishments.
>>25035591
Virgin sex is bad sex. She won't be uptight and will probably know more than you do. Fuck her, enjoy it. Maybe you fall in love and stay together forever, maybe you fuck once and that's it, maybe something in the middle. Don't hold out for some fairytale perfect first time with mood lighting and candles, because that's not usually what happens.
Don't stress about being a virgin either though. Basically if you want to have sex with her just do it. The older you get the more previous partners the girls you sleep with will have had.
>>25040868
Burn in hell achmed you arent wanted here.
>>25040940
>The older you get the more previous partners the girls you sleep with will have had.
Just because YOU get older, doesn't mean your sexual partners will, anon :^D
/mischief/
>all these paki posts
Get out of here you rats
>>25040927
>order pizzas from non paki establishments.
Fuck off mate. They charge out the fucking arse. And today is my treat you twat. Middle of the week is when I have my takeaway.
>don't eat food from establishments which are run by races i don't like
>>25041037
Then get chips earlier you paki loving cuck
>>25041088
>Funding your own extinction
>>25041137
yes mate giving some giving some paki 2.50 of our queens finest currency will be the death of us all. i'm sure giving it to some faceless multinational conglomerate or stelios the chippie man will ensure the survival of our race
The bitching about Pakis every thread is clearly just coming from one person (probably underage), and it's really quite embarrassing tbqh.
>>25041195
Things dont add up at all that would be crazy!
Next youll say no one should vote because one vote makes no difference.
>trying to justify giving money to paedophiles
>>25041207
it is. and when you disagree with him he either calls you achmed or rasheed
>>25041207
Paki detected.
But seriously its not one person i never usually do this tbqh and someone else joined in earlier.
>>25041318
I smell a complex and deep-seated issues.
>>25041332
Yep of course
>>25041307
but politicians are some of the biggest paedos about
you could argue voting is much more dangerous because we're essentially keeping paedophiles in power
>>25041360
But pakis multiply and politicians dont.
I'm actually getting excited for christmas because it means time off work
>>25041432
so you'd be alright with paki paedos as long as they didn't multiply??
>>25035591
STD's R Us
Sloppy elevenths
>>25041468
If pakis didnt multiply theyd be gone by now.
Also the 4% of "asians" here do 30% of grooming, the same as the 86% of whites here, if we didnt let in these people that we have no obligation to thered be alot less pedos
Guys how do i get autismbux?
>>25041552
have autissssm
What was the sluttiest slut you've ever met like, anons?
Met a few in my time as a failed normie:
>15 years old
>people start 'properly' going out and drinking
>this one girl just gets shitwrecked every time and bangs someone different every party
>when we were 16 she fucked five guys in one night
>in a shitty ass field in the middle of nowhere
>fucked her way through many a guy over the next few years
>last I heard she'd 'settled' with one of the five field guys
>>25041532
i get that pakis are paedos just like politicians. but that really doesn't absolve the fact that thinking buying chicken and chips somehow endangers the white race makes you a massive retard
>>25035534
iplying .. IMPLYING
>YOU EVEN BUY XMAS PRENSNTS ???
most rk9 have no1 to buy anything for - therefore FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>25041561
how do I get autism?
>>25041644
If people boycotted their businesses they couldnt afford as many kids, maybe you look forward to being a minority in your own country but most people dont.
Got to the cinema lads, never seen so many spotty obese hoodie wearer's in one place, it smells like cex had a baby with Gamestation and then left it in a wheelie bin for a week. Dreading who I'll be sitting next to, booked an aisle seat so going to be half comfy.
>>25041841
Please shout "HAN SOLO DIES"
>>25041841
it's watching a movie in a dark room. no need to dress fancy.
>>25041901
There's something between dressing fancy and dressing like you ate off the clothes.
>Whiny American roastie detected as well
Playing life on hard level tonight lads
Back from the pub, boys.
Didn't get raped.
Don't think it was a date.
Pretty fun evening actually.
>>25042011
>he went to the pub
>says it wasn't a date now
>because his bird went home with another man
lol
>>25042011
>Don't think it was a date.
C UCKED
>>25042063
>>25042073
Eh? I went to the pub with an older guy, I'm not the anon who was dissing nandos
can't find a BBC star war spoiler edit I saw with Donald Trump in it.
>>25041628
a tomboy who friendzoned me
was shy when I met her, I had news recently, she now fucks 3 strangers per week.
I literally told her it was nothing to be proud of.
>>25041118
I'm at work earlier you cunt.
Good night thread. I hope you're a bit more comfy tomorrow.
Regret not getting any sweeties while I was at the shop desu lads.
french girls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlS-g5gW9QU
qt or qt ?
went to the pub with a girl lads
>>25042331
/comfy/ feeling isn't it? did it a couple of times with one girl last week before we broke up for Christmas and now we've agreed to start 'seeing each other' or whatever, wish u luck m8
>>25042331
went to a girl with a pub lads
>>25041841
literally a Disney movie (production)
>>25042306
dat skateboard
>>25042476
don't reply to me again you insufferable fucking cunt
>>25042536
Thread is dead, I'm literally everyone now, Charlie.
>>25042567
the thread is like me inside then
>>25042657
once you're nothing, you become everything
i have a q about JSA. Is anyone still up?
>>25042688
There has been an awakening, have you felt it?
knowledge is power and I dont know shit
>>25042740
shoot you original poster you
>>25042977
Did you come up with that? I really like it. I want to steal it if you came up with it.
Who still here for /realniggahours/ /drunkwednesdays/?
I'm rolling in hot team
>tfw no nakamura gf
