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wew a chance to use the daytime OP image for once edition
POO IN THE LOO M8
>>25055820
it's dark outside in london
Thinking about taking my girlfriend to see Star Wars with me but I'm concerned about the interracial undertones in the movie.
Should I risk it?
>>25055840
Does she like Disney versions of Capeshit?
Watch something proper instead
>>25055840
No, she will leave the cinema with whirling hypno eyes saying "must find black boyfriend"
>>25055840
Nah mate, next thing you know you'll be cucked by someAfrican gentleman
>>25055672
>How will they discern which is which?
It is pretty obvious. Don't be one of those people who says 'oh that is classist' 'don't hurt the poor defenseless working class people'. I always hated that argument because actual working class people are the one's most effected by these subhumans goblin creatures. To be fair that's probably why they're allowed to exist. If they bothered the rich folk they'd be swiftly dealt with I am sure. When did chavs come into being infact? Maybe they were a creation of Thatcher meant to plague the working class she hated so much...
Anyway to answer your question it is obvious and easy to tell who is a chav and who isn't. If someone is suspected of being a chav but the verdict isn't 100% certain they can be interviewed and if they can string together a full sentence we will know they are probably innocent.
The main way the cull would begin would be from police records of course.
Anyone within a chav family (either parents are chavs, any siblings, etc) but who hadn't neccesarily engaged in chav behaviour themselves would need to register on a database to indicate they may hold chav DNA. Then if they were ever charged with a crime or engaged in behaviour considered chavvy they would they would unfortunately have to be put down. These 'people' would also have to choose between sterilisation to prevent their potentially defective genes further infecting the gene pool or living in special camps we would have set up for them outside of the population in which they would be allowed to reproduce with other potential chav DNA carriers as long as they consented to research being carried out to try to define the exact species of their young.
>tfw don't know whether I should get something to eat or not
I've already had around 300 calories today, any more just seems so excessive desu~
But I think that this way of thinking might be part of the problem, perhaps.
>>25055889
Ok, then i'm with you. Can we also extend it to all the weekend drinkers who smash shit up and get in fights on the weekend? In lots of countries you can soberly walk the weekend evening centre streets without fear, it would be nice if we could as well.
My thinking is anyone who gets a drunk and disorderly is immediately and permanently banned from drinking any alcohol whatsoever. A second one and they are given a prison term where they are brutally beaten for a month or two daily, third and they are executed.
>had to stuff my face with 100 grams of high fructose corn syroup so that my heart doesnt fail from the extremely severe hypoglycemia
cant wait to get fucking cancer from all that american HFCS lads
>look up pics of type 1 diabetics in their 40s who got it as child
>le super healthy lowcarb rich in anti oxidants diets
>still look like fucking meth junkies
yeah its fken nothing
>>25055919
Eat more m8
>it's a /britfeel/ goes totalitarian thread
Comfy
Did that guy who went out to get anally raped by an old man report in at any point?
Sort of hoping he got sodomised for being such an idiot.
>>25056029
Hes obiously dead in an acid bath with his head in the fridge
>>25056004
I don't know if I should eat anything. I'm really confused desu~
I think I will go to the shop and see how it goes from there.
>>25056029
>>25042011
Got my progress review in January lads, gonna use it to voice my discontent and probably make an enemy of my boss in the process. Wish this cuck luck.
so who else is going to be posting here on christmas?
>>25055995
what did you eat anon
>>25056063
Yep
Not like there's owt else to do.
>>25056063
Where else would I be?
>>25056057
300 calories is not enough to live, you should know this, eat a packet of crisps or something
>>25056057
Oh, boring. Although:
>implying that wasn't the old guy throwing us off the scent
>the scent of anon's broken hymen
>>25055945
No, we can't do that.
I know what you mean about our poor drinking culture and how things are in other countries. It is amazing what degenerates people in this country feel they cane become when out drinking on the weekend.
That said I think the chav cull would go a long way to solving the bulk of this problem. The whole idea of this movement though would be to benefit the people of England. Chavs are literally subhuman creatures so they can be removed with no feelings of guilt or ill will.
In regards to the general population there would be stricter laws with regards to violent crimes, property damage drinking driving and littering. With chavs gone there would be little excuse for any of these things. This would mean that if someone were to go out drinking, get out of control, and punch an innocent bystander they would absolutely face prison time. I think pretty quickly people would begin to control themselves.
If you are convicted of murder in this new society it would mean life in prison no parole. Violence as I said would guarantee you a prison term. Property damage would require you to pay for the damaged property and where possible put the man hours in to repair it yourself. It would also lead to a short jail term growing longer with each offence (for example 2 weeks to begin with, then growing with each offence). Littering would have similar ramifications , there would be an on the spot fine and the person convicted would have to spend 2 weeks cleaning the streets unpaid. Again further offences would lead to short jail terms getting longer each time.
With chavs still being governed under human law the courts and prisons are filled meaning most people can near on attempt murder and get away with a slap on the wrist. It is like if in Australia they tried to arrest all the dingos and try them for murder. It makes no sense. But that is what we are doing with chavs and it has over worked and broken the back of the legal system.
>>25055945
>>25056157
continued
Imprisoning, beating and eventually murdering your citizens for drinking alcohol is an abhorrent idea. But with chavs eliminated and these fair laws in place and able to be upheld by a no longer over worked police and legal system, I am certain crime rates and disorderly drunken behaviour in public would drop dramatically.
I don't wish for a totalitarian society, just a fair one.
Who wagekeking here, just got on my lunch at maccies... Fucking kill me lads
Who else failing at a college course here... Should I do a chef apprenticeship or try and save my IT course, I've failed two units...
>>25056157
What about minorities though?
>>25055820
Wait you only use that sunny image when London is sunny? Is it really that bad there?
>>25056193
/wagecucking/*
>>25056193
I cannot think of many worse jobs than being a chef
>>25055919
300 calories?
Fat cunt
>>25056215
Thanks
>>25056218
How so anon, I enjoy cooking
>>25056126
okay, I will at least try and eat something else. I do think 300 calories is a lot though~
>>25056229
>tfw you made mecry
>>25056234
The hours are long. The pay is garbage. The work is mindnumingly tedious and odds are your head chef is going to be an absolute cunt towards you.
>>25056201
What about them? As long as they don't commit crimes it's no problem. They're just people.
Mainstream religion would be banned. Religious people would be provided with 'debrain washing' treatment to help them adjust. If they refused this treatment and refused to stop practicing their religion they would be encouraged to find new homes elsewhere in the world. This would apply for all religions. This would help tremendously with any integration problems certain people may be having due to their religious beliefs not lining up with the values and moral standards which we should uphold (I'm looking at you Islam)
I don't see the problem with minorities as people though?
>>25056251
300 calories is fine, just depends on how your body deals with it, for example i can tripfag and eat all i want and still wont go over 140 pounds.
im 5'11
>>25056268
>Mainstream religion would be banned. Religious people would be provided with 'debrain washing' treatment to help them adjust.
*tips fedora*
>>25056285
It either happens now, or in 50 years England is a caliphate under sharia law.
>>25056285
What are the pros of organised religion within a modern society?
>>25055864
>>25055870
Yeah good shout lads. It'll save me getting a babysitter for her kid too.
>>25056251
You didn't cry you fucking baby shutup, just go eat some food and stop starving yourself
>>25056268
You complain that chavs do xyz, surely "theyre just people" too?
>>25056318
if you're imposing some totalitarian state then you're just as bad as the muslims
>>25056339
>"theyre just people"
If you read my first post you would see that chavs are not people they are in fact subhuman which is why basic human rights would not need to be provided for them neither would human laws and as such we could cull them like the plague that they are.
>>25056354
That wasn't me (I'm one rambling his manifesto) but again if you read my previous post you would see I said it would not be a totalitarian state, just a fair one.
In my organised religious and simply very well funded and very well organised mass cults. It amazes me that people are happy to point this out about Scientology but then when it comes to Christianity or Islam people will defend them.
>>25056354
We're white, so that is simply not true.
>>25056400
>In my organised*
In my opinion
That was supposed to read
>and simply very
are simply very* that was supposed to read
Sorry I'm trying to eat and type at the same time.
>>25056409
Please stop trying to hijack my idea for a Utopian society with your BNP bullshit. This is why we'll never be able to have nice things. Anytime someone tries to have an alternative opinion to the mainstream some retards have to bandwagon it shouting 'yea niggers out!!!' even if that has literally nothing to do with the opinion being presented.
>>25055820
can I settle this once and for all..
THIS is what daytime would look like,
that version was created as an inbetween since its always going to be a certain amount of dark.
so there was no need for a nightime version.
>>25056455
That's half the fun! teehee
>>25056400
Protestant denominations in this country are very tame and their churches usually have a good reputation within the community.
Have you personally had a bad experience involving Christianity?
>>25056516
>inb4 priest bumrape jokes
/mischief/
>>25056516
I grew up Catholic but when I was about 10 a friend of mine who had no religion asked me if I believed in God. Up until this point I had been told as a fact God exists and the bible is a factual accounting of history. When he told me that it wasn't and it is just a matter of belief I pretty instantly stopped believing all of it.
So I've not had a bad experience but I do have an understanding of religion. It's not just blind hatred.
I do believe that certain religious groups do help the community in certain ways in certain areas. That said the damage done by religions as a whole I feel outweighs any of these benefits. It would be unfair and unpoliceable to cherry pick which groups and Churches get to stay and which have to go. As such a blanket ban is the most reasonable solution.
Also any groups which are benefiting the community should be able to benefit the community without religion or a religious motivate. As I said treatment and help would be provided to those coming out of religion.
are blowjobs better than wanking?
>>25056660
I personally enjoy getting my dick wanked more than I do getting blowjobs but I think my gf might just be shit at blowjobs.
>>25056660
By and large yes.
But
truly bad blowjobs < wanking
but top tier blowjobs > most sex
>>25056640
>I do believe that certain men do help the pleasure in certain ways in certain females. That said the rape done by men as a whole I feel outweighs any of these benefits. It would be unfair and unpoliceable to cherry pick which men get to keep their cocks and which have to get cut off. As such a blanket ban is the most reasonable solution.
You try to sound reasonable, but you're still just a hysterical over-reactionary cunt.
>>25056729
Fair enough. If you want to react by getting angry and resorting to name calling rather than offering a counter argument that is totally fine.
>>25056660
Last blowjob I got was a complete fucking let down, honestly just felt like telling her to stop, I had to finish myself off in the end anyway, so in that case yes wanking is better
Its rare to find a girl who is good at bj's
>>25056729
>that green text
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>25056808
>Its rare to find a girl who is good at bj's
Me and my girl couldn't actually have PIV sex for a year into our relationship because dat phimosis, but the plus side is that we're now both pretty good at oral.
Oral is underrated tbqh
>robots with gf
Went for my hour appointment with my councillor and couldn't stop sniggering under my breath thinking about that air crash investigation episode that /britfeel/ showed me yesterday where the pilot was hanging out the window and was being held in by his legs.
I am being tested for autism soon, I wonder why...
>tfw you had over 20 tabs of porn open in another window you had be lining up to wank too throughout the week but you let your laptop run out of batteries while you are asleep and you lost them all
School boy error
>>25056363
I know, but if you say chavs are subhuman
At what age were you diagnosed for a mental illness?
>>25056950
Now you've got me laughing at it again.
FUCKING NORMIEEEES FUCK OFFFFFF
WHY DO YOU COME HERE
>>25056969
1st diagnosis (depression) 19.
2nd diagnosis (dissociative disorder) 21.
>>25056994
You forgot a nice big reeee.
>>25056953
Google chrome loads last session....
>>25056955
They literally are though. Minorities are just like white people. There are good people in the minorities and bad people. There isn't one good chav. A good chav is an oxymoron. By definition they are bad. To have an entire group of people without even an ounce of good in them, well they are not people. Not human beings.
>>25056969
OCD at 12 or 13, Anxiety at 20, Depression at 22
>>25056994
hello i'm a normie from /brit/ first time i've been here for ages just came to check how you autistic fucks are getting on
>went to a club up town with the lads last friday and was dancing with this bird, ended up going back to hers and shagging her
this literally happened
how do you feel?
>tfw just want to pop valiums and make it all go away
Addiction is hard
>>25057019
I browse my porn incognito because I don't want anyone who happens onto my laptop to accidentally discover my black dominatrix, ballbusting and upskirt fetishes.
>>25057045
No different, that's a boring story.
>>25057045
>how do you feel?
I'm good thanks mate, just cost eating a curry playing some FIFA and shitposting.
How are you? Are you enjoying /brit/?
What's it like living in Northern Ireland?
>>25057074
Explodey
>>25057045
Feel sad that your life is so empty that you want to come here and make to stuff up to make others feel bad
>>25056994
Gon switch on you rasclaat boombaclaat like ent no ting, ya get me?
>>25057093
That makes me think
Are SJWs again white people speaking Patois?
How come it's better to stay as a virgin thsn experiencing for the only time of your life the act of sex (oral or intercourse)?
>>25057093
Allow the hype chat, you'll get verbally sniped at
Warning shots
>>25057074
My mum used to live there and it was very violent.
My uncle used to be in the British army and he went over on holiday with my aunt to see her family. He had to flee back to England after two days for literal fear of his life. My own dad had a gun pulled on him because they thought he was my uncle from the British army but when he spoke they realised he wasn't due to his heavy Irish accent so they didn't murder him
True story
Country side is nice though.
>>25057093
Look at thise white boy sideman tryna act bad.
Please, internet gangsta come round the endz g
>>25057134
it's not
pre-emptive origina comment
>>25057117
No people speaking patois are autistic white nerdy guys who've probably never even walked through a Jamaican or African community but listened to too much grime and now think, in their autistic minds, that they are living the gangster lifestyle.
Basically British juggalos
>>25057210
>walking through a non-white area
There is absolutely no reason for this.
>>25057236
But drugs
One time I went to the Jamaican area to pick up an ounce. I met this black kiddie and he told me I had to come to his uncle's house. His uncle was this old dude in his 50s or 60s maybe. He sat me down and pulled out this massive black bad full of weed and started loading it onto the scales. They were really cool and friendly. It was also the nicest weed I had smoked.
Would recommend.
Drinking time lads.
Lads, why is it so fucking warm?
>>25056892
>PIV
Hello tumblr.
Who here /backupdancer/?
Exam tomorrow morning, folks
I'm pretty good with a little over half of the material, if the questions fall nicely I might get 70%+
Who are you voting for lads?
>>25057393
thankfully I'm not because I don't live in London
you poor sod
>>25057393
Galloway
>>25057393
>implying I won't be voting liberal Democrat
>>25057417
>tfw live in Elephant & Castle
>>25057393
UKIP or Green depending on my assembly district
>>25057441
Do you like e&C? I'm nearby and the area seems alright
>>25057372
Right here cuzzy
>>25057393
Mr khan is the obvious candidate
>>25057476
it's a notch higher than the most sordid shithole i lived in london, that being tottenham, in that it has a decent bowling alley
>>25057393
Why are pakis allowed to run in elections?
It's not on
why do I look tired and ill all the time?
>>25057640
I look the same, I think it's just a dietary problem. Try taking some vitamin tablets
>>25057640
Because you eat shit food and rarely see daylight
>work my arse off just to get a shitty job at some small company
>over the weeks slowly get to know everyone
>it turns out every single person that works there was hired because of contacts and not on merit
Imagine stuffing Sophie Raworth's tight bumhole with your throbbing cock. Imagine her crying out in that posh voice as you pummel her arse to bits
>>25057695
That's generally how things are these days mate
Its not what you know its who you know
My long term internet friend just got a proper job in his area of choice which his degree is in.
It's all over. I'm going to be all alone. 11 years of friendship and it's gone.
I know exactly how Withnail felt
moving into my own flat next week lads, should be good
>>25056251
You should be getting 1000 calories at least if you're a lazy piggy and don't exercise Anon
300 a day is cheerleader anorexia tier
Why is everything boring as fuck
>>25057846
I've found this as well. Its like everything sucks.
Should I get drunk?
Was it here where the guy applied for a job and they emailed back saying he wasn't "right for the team" because he wasn't normie enough?
Remember them posting an image of the rejection email and haven't been able to find it since
How do you know if you're crazy? I'm starting to think I might have something wrong with me. I starting to suspect I hallucinate on occasion.
>>25057846
if only i can find a gf who feels the same
>>25057913
Of course you should
I too would get drunk but I only have two beers. I think I will save them for tomorrow when I can go to the shop and purchase a further 6.
>>25057846
Protip: You are the problem.
>>25057899
I don't think everything sucks, I enjoy playing vidya or listening to music but it's just fucking boring even though I rack up like 70 - 100 hours every 2 weeks on Steam :^/
>>25057961
thx
>>25057979
Dinner date in approximately 1 hour.
Last minute advice anons?
Trying to psych myself up.
2 bacon barms for tea
Livin the dream
>>25058120
Advice on what specifically?
>>25058153
How not to shit everything up on the first date/any date tbqh
>>25058120
Don't bring up politics, religion or previous relationships.
got a 10GBP O2 voucher, got home and put it on as normal credit
called the job centre, already down to 1.65GBP
simply brilliant
I had it put on as a 'big bundle' by O2 live chat (couldn't figure it out, never done this before) and with that it wouldn't have cost me fucking anything, but I decided not to
might kill myself
>>25058188
Try to be as normie as possible
>>25058220
>kill yourself over a phone contract
yeah maybe you should
>>25058250
it's a fucking waste of 10 quid, now I need to spend another tenner
this is all the job centres fault, I've been dealing with this shit for a fucking week now
handed in a letter and they didn't even send it to the right cunts and now I'll probably lose my money
go fuck yourself faggot
>>25058218
this is very solid advjce
>>25058218
>previous relationships
Good one. Will bear the other two in mind.
>>25058241
How to pass as normie?
What the fuck do I wear? Shit boys
I'm just about ruddy sodding bloody peeved off with this ruddy country m8s
Sodding poo hole
Lads do EE have some sort of deal going on with Samsung or something? Whenever I go in to talk about upgrading they shill me the Samsung phones so fucking hard it's nuts, even when I tell them I'm not interested they still tell me how much it is in comparison to what I ask about.
I'd have thought they'd try and get people to have iPhones.
>>25058321
>tfw wasn't born in the US
this place is a hell-hole
>>25058345
ruddy joke m8
>>25058316
Wear trackies and a t shirt
Maybe a hoodie cause its a bit chilly
And a nappy in case you shit yourself you fucking melt
>>25058345
But then you'd be surrounded by yanks.
Do you think you could handle everyone being so loud, happy and outgoing all the time? It would drive me bonkers.
>>25058321
Would you like to join the Utopian revolution. It involves culling chavs and banning religion. The details are above.
>>25058361
Bit mean, lad, I can't help being nervous.
>>25058395
m8 i'm sodding well up for that son
sod those ruddy buggers and all the other bloody bleeders
>>25058361
>Wear trackies and a t shirt
>wearing trackies outside ever
>let alone on a fucking date
I seriously hope you are joking.
>>25058427
Sorry mate, just be yourself?
Better?
>>25058454
You're a literal autist ain't ya pal?
Bless
>>25058316
It also means don't bring up her previous relationships.
And don't use any memes.
>>25058498
Not wearing tracksuit outside is literally the opposite of autism.
Right well wish me luck brothers.
>>25058506
Oh right yeah, I get you now.
>no memes
Damn, my opening line was going to be "Evening m'lady, I hope your chair is comfy RRRRREEEEEEEEE"
>>25058454
Depends on the kind of date he's going to and the girl he's taking.
Might be very appropriate if it's for a kebab and movie.
What's for tea lads? Sausage mash and beans here, keeping it simple.
>tfw my dad is drunk running around the house rambling loudly to himself
My fucking anxiety. My door is unlocked but I can't lock it in case he hears me.
>>25058575
two slices of marmite on toast, 4 pickled onions, 4 pickled gherkins, 4 pickled beetroots and some cashew nuts
>>25058583
Ask for some alcohol. Or does he beat you when he's pissed?
>>25058561
If he is dating a girl who is happy to be seen in public with a man wearing a tracksuit then he's going to have to make sure he wraps his willy up good.
>>25058554
All I ever where are jogging trousers or tracksuit bottoms, cheap 3GBP polo t shirts and tracksuit jackets.
Bought some cheap trainers off ASOS and that is it for me.
Also all my clothes are dark.
>>25058603
>tfw dropped a beetroot on the beige carpet
>>25058561
>kebab and movie.
>a date
>>25058674
>All I ever where are jogging trousers or tracksuit bottoms, cheap 3GBP polo t shirts and tracksuit jackets.
You guys will be the first to die when we cull the chavs
>>25058694
I'm not a chav I just wear cheap comfy clothes.
You want me to go down to topman and buy a bunch of useless uncomfy shit? No thank YOU!
>>25058694
Ayy m8 I wear nothing but jeans, trainers and shitty shirts from Primark but I'm a well paid engineer.
I don't like pissing away money on flashy clothes like a literal woman.
>>25058719
Ignore him, probably has the old Hitler youth cut and shares posts from the ladbible on normiebook.
>>25058607
He's never hit me but he has my mum.
He mainly just goes mental, runs around the house breaking stuff, screaming at everyone and everything. He'll come in here and go mental at me, he shouts really really loud and I can barely even understand what he is saying (he's Irish) then he'll smash stuff up and tell me if I don't like it to get out of the house.
He's really nice when he's sober but he's drunk a lot more than he's sober unfortunately for me. He's always been like this my whole life. I think it is partly to blame for my anxiety. Especially when I was kid and didn't really understand alcohol so I didn't know why some days daddy would be nice and some days he would be a scary, angry, agressive lunatic. Obviously now I know wen he is drunk so am able to avoid him as best I can. I am going to try to lock the door now as he is in the bathroom at the moment.
>Getting 700 quid of Autismbux a FORTNIGHT
I COULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR
But I chose neet
I COULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER
but i chose neet
COULD HAVE BEEN ANYTHING I WANTED TO BE
but i chose neet
Who /rightdecisionsinlife/ here?
I went on a date once. It was a blind date.
She didn't turn up, but I think she did really.
>>25058674
Autism the wardrobe
>>25058760
I got 20 quid more than that a month when I had a fucking 30 hour a week job REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25058719
>Wearing Topman clothes
Are you 16?
All Saints, Mango Man, Pull & Bear at least fucking try
>>25058753
>tfw you got old enough to take on your dad
It was quite a night, we were both drunk and started arguing, my Mum was in the same room (the kitchen) I told him he was a shit dad (which he wasn't really since as he has provided all my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0gtrZu_ENI )
We started getting very aggressive, but I decided enough was enough and pushed him, then we wrestled a bit and he started punching me on the nose about 7 times, but it didn't even hurt and I just stood there.
Ended up getting arrested and got charged with assaulting a police officer (didn't really like being arrested), my Dad dropped the affray charges then we shook hands the next day and it's been better since.
>>25058760
youre lying dickhead
>>25058799
>all saints
>>25058799
Not only buying poncy clothes but knowing all the brand names too.
Does your husband give you an allowance for all that shit?
Sometimes I like living near poorer areas since no one gives two fucks about shit like this.
>>25058799
>All Saints
howay man hitting the toon tonight with @gazgshore are you?
you probably look like you stink of piss
>>25058806
>gets beaten up by his dad
How beta can you get?
>>25058839
No, I took all he could give and I was still standing, I strangled him a bit and if I wanted to could have dropped him with one punch but didn't want my Mother to see that, either way that night we became equals, he was no longer the alpha male, there was a new silverback in the house.
>>25057393
Not the Jew banker's son.
Paki > Jew
>>25058806
lel my dad is an Irish construction worker who used to go out to pubs and get in fights for entertainment and I am a robotic skelly. He would literally kill me if we had a fight.
>>25058858
>if I wanted to
yeah yeah ok
>>25058874
I am taller than him now and weigh more than him, he is 6 foot and I'm 6 1.
If I punched him I'd get kicked out.
>>25058891
I'm one inch taller than him, I can definitely beat him in a fight!
>you'll never drive in a convoy of lorries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ
>>25058824
>>25058835
>implying All Saints doesn't consistently have the best shorts out there.
Stay pleb
>>25058799
>pull & bear
bet you also own a gilet you wanker
>>25058912
>wants to be a lorry driver
>literally the gayest profession
Go to any cruising/cottaging spot and it's 90 percent lorry drivers, I swear
>>25058832
>he can dress himself
>reeee
Plex is supposedly free for PS3/PS4, is it worth using?
>>25058923
>calls someone pleb
>wears shorts
Stop it, anon, you're going to make me cry in a minute
>>25058923
jil sander? stay poor
>>25058976
What the fuck is plex?
>>25058973
Dress himself like a bender evidently.
>All this hate because people know how to dress like adults
Then you lot wonder why you can't get a gf...?
>mfw my parents got me samshit bloatlaxy shit 6 with branding for christmas even though my nexus 5 can still keep up with flagship devices
>was actually hyped for the next generation smartphones which will come soon
how do I convey to my parents as pleasant and politely as possible that i dont fucking want an S6
Is mickey mouse in the new star wars film?
>>25058891
>I'm one inch taller and fat
if you could take him, you would have
beating up your dad is basically a rite of passage here in the north
>>25059007
Most adults don't go out dressed like members of one direction where I live
>>25058985
Take it like a good boy and sell it on ebay.
My nexus 4 is still pumping strong.
>>25059000
That's what I'm wondering. Curious if there's any benefits that a laptop and HDMI cable don't offer.
>>25059013
hmmmm why'd you ditch the trip, eh friendo?
>>25059013
>Your parents still buy you a phone as a Christmas present
How old are you?
My parents stopped buying me presents when I was 16. I would be embarrassed if they still did.
>>25059013
>Not just flashing a different ROM on it
Get a load of this faggot
>>25059025
Don't be silly...
The Muppets are though.
>>25058923
>>25058799
>>25058674
>these wankers don't even thrift
enjoy the corporate sack ya poofs
>>25059044
Move to somewhere that isn't a shit hole?
>>25059045
lolno, nexus 4 is outdated shit. but when you compare the nexus 5 to flagship devices it's actually performing on par.
>>25059049
because I'm not even the same lad, i wanted to impost shitpost
>>25059052
23. sounds like you have shitty family.
>>25059059
>paying for something that you end up not using
you are the literal faggot and cuck here and probably a pseudo technology literate fanboy.
>>25059069
>Being a hipster
>2015
You're a bit late aren't you mate?
>>25059081
>23. sounds like you have shitty family.
No, I'm just not a manchild. I have a job. I can buy the stuff I want on my own.
>>25059085
if it's cheaper it's cheaper if you ask me
>>25059081
>paying for something that you end up not using
How exactly are you not using the phone by putting a different ROM on? What a faggot
>>25059013
I'm getting a new phone soon, won't be going for the Samsung since everyone shits on it for running crap.
Wanna get the latest Sony phone or an iPhone, but then I'd feel like a dick for paying so much money desu.
>The phone shop woman's face when I tell her I don't give a shit how much it costs, just tell me how much data I can get
Been off work for a week now lads with over 2 more left. Getting accustomed to this NEET lifestyle; shame it's only temporary desu senpai.
>>25059130
Kill your boss then you will never have to go back
Gotta be honest, I find the idea of paying over 20GBP for any single piece of clothing absolutely mind bending. It just feels like wiping my arse with money and flushing it away when I could buy some nice stuff for my house, stuff that will actually make my life better.
>>25059127
Sony make pretty good phones but no one buys them for some reason
>not buying dead peoples clothes at charity shops
Y'all don't even understand, can get natural variety for a good price so you aren't some walking advertisement
just broke into someone's flat and stole 2000 quid worth in terms of assets (some cash and a shrink wrapped macbook)
>>25059159
>buying clothes
Just kill people and take the clothes off of their bodies you fucking melt
>>25059107
i have a job too. i even have a girlfriend. i got a fastass car and i make more than 2k quid net a month. I'm just smarter than you: I'm saving costs.
>>25059118
You are using the phone, but you're not using the Software. Researching and developing the software costs money too. Samshit spends tons of money on R&D, also for Software. What a technology illiterate. The ability to flash custom roms and kernels and do some shitty statusbar/toggle gimmicks doesn't make you more technology literate than an iphone user. pussyNIGGA.
>>25059127
yeah the Xperia Z devices look nice too, but i really don't like sony's software.
>inb4 MUH CUSTOM ROMS
the problem is that custom roms suck too! especially those for non dev devices like samsung and sony phones. they're half assed shit most of the time made by fucking highschool kids that contain thousands of tweaks and rather than focusing on stability they make some system breaking tweak that saves 0.1% battery. I went through all this shit with my Galaxy S2 back then and have enough of it.
>>25059165
bet you look gay as fuck
Just buy football tops and you can just wear your trackies or in the summer get the short sleeve tops with the shorts when it is hot
>>25059206
holy shit this faggot is recking one after another
I hope Samsung goes bankrupt.
Apple for life.
>>25059167
howd you get in
>>25059206
You sound like a right bellend
>>25059219
>football tops
>trackies
Oh Jesus, the poverty is strong
>>25059206
You know you could just use a unbranded Samsung one too right?
Or are you going to suffer though that bloatware instead?
recommend some anime for me to fire myself into in the comfiest sense pls
>>25059167
lel enjoy prison
>>25059275
The Garden of Words
>>25059273
the unbranded is shit too desu
wanted to wait for the S7
>>25059206
>yeah the Xperia Z devices look nice too, but i really don't like sony's software
How do you mean? I haven't had a proper play about with one but I thought it was almost stock Android with a few cosmetic bits on top.
>>25059296
i've done this countless times before, it's a nice supplementary income.
>>25059275
Natsume Yuujinchou is comfy as fuck~
Mushishi is good too.
>>25059270
Hahaha yea fuck off mate I bet you look like a right middle class batty man
mans get wrecked differently getano
>>25059247
I'm not a Samsung fan but come on, you can't pretend the iPhone's the best. The way they keep you under their thumb in regards to what you can do on your phone along with the terrible battery isn't good.
>>25059167
Based Paki bro
>there's literal chavs on 4chan on r9k on britfeel
This is worse than when women started using the internet.
Who's your favourite British monarch, lads?
And why is it pic related?
>>25059329
He probably dresses like one of these wankers
>>25059373
my favourite is Cromwell
>>25059370
Fairly sure the majority of blokes using the internet pre-women weren't the sort to spend 150GBP on a pair of trousers.
>63mg/dl
FUCKING WHY LADS
STABLE DIABETUS WHEN
>>25059373
God save the King.
>>25059013
you don't
you be grateful and use it for 3-4 years
>>25059421
how do people get diabetes anyways? what a befuddling condition
>>25059457
The cause of type 1 diabetes is unknown.
>>25059375
More like pic related actually
>>25059383
Surely this is bait of the lowest order
>>25059411
What does that have to do with chavs being on the internet?
>>25059484
he was king in all but name
Hate the police tbqh lads, look forward to the next time some of the cunts get shot or run over.
Call me edgy all you want but once you get involved with them they terrorise you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g
dinner is served
Listening to lana, l-living the life
>>25059541
How did you end up getting involved with them?
>>25059541
caused 2 crashes and only got warnings. they might as well have taken my license away.
>>25059477
>>25059375
Poorfags actually PROUD of having nothing.
Holy shit, I love the heavily entrenched class system sometimes.
>>25059541
good fucking lad bbb
>>25059571
>bread with a side of butter
what a wild lifestyle
