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Femanons, do you find this girl attractive?
Which girl you do girls think is the most beautiful in the world?
3D men, AND 3D women both equally repulse me
shit...i would love to give my opinion on the subject, but i ain't a femanon so...so i guess i'll just leave.
She's a cutie patootie.
I find a lot of different combinations of features really beautiful in different ways, I think any one feature, if symmetrical and medically normal i.e. not malformed, can be beautiful if the rest of the face balances it out correctly.
Really beauty is about geometric balance and healthy features.
It's autistic, but I could list some of the different types of beauty if anybody wants.
If a girl is not Asian i don't believe she can be called the most beautiful in the world
>>24963030
I want to see the next snapchat
gotta hear her voice and her personality
if she has a boar voice then immediate turn off
if her personality is bitchy then immediate turn off
She looks decent atm. Let's see her when she's not making a face.
>>24963190
>yellow fever lesbos
>>24963314
But it is a fact. They are just so pretty.
>>24963030
You know damn well what women think of other women.
>>24963342
Seriously. Fuck you if you think "lesbianism" is a real thing.
>>24963350
What are you talking about mr?
>>24963375
Trying to act as though you can get rid of men entirely.
You still need us.
she has a pretty average face, but i'll admit her body is really nice
i think this girl is the most beautiful tho
>>24963347
So this is why every woman thinks she deserved a 10/10 billionaire playboy.
>>24963405
I'm not a lesbian unfortunately. I wish I could desire Asian women instead of wishing I were them.
>>24963350
https://web.archive.org/web/20151124070039/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11977121/Women-are-either-bisexual-or-gay-but-never-straight.html
>>24963436
What are you instead?
>>24963418
Exactly.
If you live your whole life getting told that you're a princess, you're gonna start believing it.
>>24963411
>black hair
>light eyes
>lightly freckled face
>long, narrow nose
If her skin was a little paler, she'd be literally perfect.
Would still marry/10
>>24963471
I'm a straight black woman
She makes me feel worthless, so yes.
>>24963499
>black
Was >>24944170 you?
She's beautiful
Would befriend to live vicariously through her
>>24963520
Of course it was me silly
>>24963501
You're not worthless. You're a good person. Better than me.
>>24963350
>E-Everyone wants muh dick they just won't admit it the roasties...
>>24963610
This woman looks so inferior. Why would you be jealous of her?
>>24963535
kek I guess I'm kind of like you except I'm not black. I consider myself straight but I have a huge thing for tall, skinny and athletic white girls with light brown or blonde hair.
>>24963564
You're being arrogant.
>>24963639
Id say it's more of an admiration than wanting to fuck them
>>24963645
>You're being arrogant.
pot calling the kettle back
>>24963030
Post the second picture
>>24963658
I didn't say anything about wanting to fuck them.
>>24963411
who is that laddo
>>24963639
Well what race are you.
>>24963660
Dick keeps you happy.
>>24963716
Asian :^)
I'm pretty sure I had a conversation with you ending with "I don't want to see your stupid face anyways" from you lmoa
Shes really cute like wife material but shes white, and everytime i see white girls i can imagine them sucking dicks. Adriana lima is perfect and she didnt have premarital sex.
>>24963736
I think i could probably be happier if men didn't exist or at least if most of them died
>>24963748
Uh no. I'm not the guy you're replying to.
>>24963767
Well ok. With that tripfag before she adopted a trip then.
>>24963030
Yes she is super attractive.
I don't know which girl is the prettiest in the world.But I have an affinity towards polish girls.
>>24963748
I don't really believe in race mixing but for lesbian stuff it's ok.
>>24963807
>I don't really believe in race mixing but for lesbian stuff it's ok.
what
>>24963825
Asian girls fucking white girls isn't really as bad as heterosexual race mixing.
>>24963843
I said I was hetero and I don't want to fuck them already.
>>24963030
I don't get jealous of women because I like girls
I think this girl is super pretty
>>24963106
>I could list some of the different types of beauty if anybody wants.
Sure, go for it.
>>24963865
OK
Just remember not to race mix
>>24963798
considering you don't find sex pleasurable and that you don't give blowjobs, then you're instantly unattractive to anyone of any sex
>>24963748
Post your face. I wanna see it
>>24963882
Don't tell me what to do cunt.
>>24963798
EMAIL ME ALREADY GOSH
>>24963030
This girl is pretty but v v average and forgettable
>>24963843
Pink white asian pussy belongs to BBC tbqh
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449045893437.webm
>>24963885
I would give sex and a blowjob if I had a bf but I don't have a bf and never will have a bf.
If I somehow get a bf, he will probably just get all of that from a Stacey in his harem, so. Yeah.
>>24963899
Us whites need to stick together against the non whites.
>>24963798
Unfollow me on tumblr. I'm tired of you being there. I want you 100% out of my life.
>>24963923
>If I somehow get a bf
>rejects guys and leads them creating an army of orbiters
lmao. You're so gross.
>>24963923
why wouldn't your future bf want to have sex with you?
>>24963930
>Us whites
I think you're confused. I'm not white.
>>24963939
Looks like we've got a bitter beta orbiter who got played hard.
>>24963923
Said the non virgin
>>24963946
I'm not confused. The only Asians we can accept are those who accept the superiority of our civilization and who worship white men.
no she's not my type but she's good looking
>>24963939
Wait. Are you a grill?
sa-lma hy-eck
can't tell about OP, she's making a weird face
>>24963981
>>24964023
Robots are trash desu
>>24963923
I love the part where you just gave up once I realized what you were. Like, you didn't even try to fix shit. l m a o. But thanks, byebye
>>24963610
Jesus montecristo fuck FUCK. FUCK.
>tfw she will never sit on your face
GOD DAMN IT
Karen Vi.
Face-wise, I don't find her pretty. Big nose, thin lips, nice eyes though - but terrible eyebrows. Her stupid expression doesn't help. I'd say she's absolutely average. But if >>24963610 is her, she has a very, very nice and enviable body.
>>24963030
I'm allergic to exaggerated and bitchy faces because they give me an idea of the person being hostile. But other than that yes, overall she is attractive.
>>24963190
azn beauty standard master race, they are literally encouraged to look friendly and innocent
>>24964075
no it's more like i've been clearly obviously super depressed and ignoring practically everyone lately and you kind of had to make it all about you instead of asking how i was etc.
i'm basically at my breaking point because of these stupid drugs not making me want to go anywhere (i could've sent you pics of my shithole apartment) but like lmao like you give a shit, you just want to use me as an emotional tampon. god forbid i want to shitpost on an anonymous imageboard about how much my life sucks vs put emotional labour towards something
like fully knowing everything that has happened to me, desu, literally everything, you still act the way that you do? kind of predatory but w/e i don't care it makes me all wholly uncomfortable.
>>24963106
>It's autistic, but I could list some of the different types of beauty if anybody wants.
>It's autistic
At least you're honest with yourself
>>24964142
And I haven't been depressed? I haven't asked about how you are?
Literally all I want is to feel like you maybe give a shit about me? Or that I'm an actual human being? It's not a lot that I was asking for. And yeah sure you shitpost but when your shitposts are like boohoo I'm all alone and no one likes me it makes me feel like you don't care that I'm your friend at all? I mean considering that I'm insecure to the point that I have no self-esteem ya know? I don't want to date you. I want to feel like you aren't using ME as an emotional tampon (which is exactly how I feel). And instead of talking, and I admit I got angry and I shouldn't have, but instead of talking you just acted like you didn't care. Which made it worse. I'm not saying I'm blameless I know I handle things like shit. But I've also been on the verge of psychosis for a while now and just generally very ill. So I dunno. I still think you just don't give a shit and never did. You kept me around as a crutch, not as a person you cared about.
>>24963030
I want her to sit on my face. Would lick up all her juices from all three holes.
>>24964231
i didn't keep you around as a crutch, i kept you around bc i thought you were my friend. but actually thinking about things, when i finally left you-know-who and got out of that situation you jumped on it before i had even fully recovered from it. that's ridiculously predatory and you never actually cared about my well being, only your own feelings. desu i'm actually wondering if you wanted me to leave him for my own good, or if you just wanted an opportunity to yourself. that's opportunist and literally identical to EVERY single other person in my life forever.
Posting the classic that started it all.
>>24964142
>>24964231
she does have an eye for aesthetics tbqh.
>>24963930
im half black and white
come at me
>>24964331
whats her tumblr? heellppp
>>24964322
You're the one that started flirting with me I'm pretty sure tho. And that was before you left him. So I dunno. And you said a lot that if you weren't with him you'd want to be with me so I mean, idk.
I pretty clearly cared about your well-being though. I'm pretty sure I was always trying to get you to be a healthier and not give up on shit and all that. And I tried to cheer you up as best as I could.
>>24964329
>started it all
Started what?
>>24963798
>tfw fucked a girl with Polish ancestry
you jelly? you mad?
>>24964417
hehe . . it's a meme u newfig
>Wah Wah I'm so lonely
>Has a boyfriend and a beta orbiter who forced her to leave him
Oh I am laughing.
>>24964231
>>24964142
Just for a second you two.
You shouldn't be making friends you depend on, on this site.
R9k is FULL of people with some sort of emotional disorders and looking desperately for some sort of connection to other people due to their massive isolation.
Neither of you have the ability to GIVE right now because you're both going through shit.
You need some sort of supportive rock to lean against and not eachother.
Not to be a meme spouting retard but hit up socs shut in threads and kik friend threads, or try reddit, they're bound to have a set up for people like your pair. Just look up r/friends or something like that, idk.Kik: GingerChumpBlow off some shit on me if any of you guys need to, I'm a massive shut in, but not depressed.Stop saying Emotional Tampon, it makes me think of a tampon full of milk and that's fucking disgusting.
>>24964444
nice repeating numbers in a row
>>24964331
Anorexia detected.
Look at that bony wrist/hand.
>>24964442
I've been on 4chan since 2008. What are you talking about?
>>24964401
lmao i told you like 50 billion times that i didn't like you like that, and that you were my best friend, and that you weren't like other men, etc etc. i even told you i was a lesbian at one point when i was "confused"
and what did you do? proved yourself to be just like every other dude, pretty self-serving.
like lmao like a week after i found out that the person i was living with was masturbating to child pornography, you were the one that was cozying up to me and preying on my vulnerabilities.
it's really fucking dumb because i trusted you immensely and built it up in my head that you were "different" when really you dated a 16 year old girl when you were well into your 20s, so obviously you couldn't have been THAT much different from every other man in my life.
like you know that i'm emotionally vulnerable and disordered and you knew that i trusted you and instead of being my friend you decided to do the whole "lets get her to like me :^)" thing which is literally just another example of why i shouldn't even bother with men, women NEVER do this to me.
>>24964482
It's a rare [s4s] meme only pro memers like me know.
t. meme pro
>>24964492
post pic of mystery pls i want to know who i should avoid
>>24963923
>tfw I would date you but scared of relationships
Everyone loves me at first and then leaves, so I just don't bother anymore. It's easier to be a shut in.
Plz skype me mystery
>>24964492
yes, women are all pure angels who never abuse or manipulate anyone. if all men were executed, the world would be totally free of all exploitation
>>24964492
You were literally flirting with me. And you also literally told me once that you had a crush on me, that you wished you were dating someone like me etc etc etc. I don't think I was being self serving I think I was getting massively mixed signals. And I'd been "cozying" up to you for like three years. That's me in "friend mode" desu. And I know that that invalidates me saying that you were flirting with me but I'm also fucking crazy. So. idk.
And yeah. Idk what to say on that one. Sex is still fucking disgusting imo though and I doubt I'll ever sex in my life, out of choice, so that's a difference sorta kinda. idk.
And I wasn't doing the let's get her to like me. I was doing the "oh she seems to like me and I'm lonely as shit and want to die"
>>24964580
men should be executed, me included
>>24964597
>men should be executed, me included
that was sarcasm, you worthless c u c k
>>24964492
I sent you a thing on skype if you want to talk we can talk there I'm done talking here but I don't really expect you to want to talk. if you're done with me then ok, just leave me alone and don't talk about me and I'll do the same for you.
>>24964597
Wow, you're fucking crazy and I'm fucking crazy and you think that you're a good narrator of things?
Yeah, I needed a fucking friend to help me through the whole "ex being a childfucker thing" but lmao, obviously shouldn't have looked towards you because I knew you'd just stab me in the back the second you didn't get your way.
Like honestly I don't even know why I was deluding myself to thinking you were different. Half of the time I knew you, you were dating a teenage girl while I was complaining to you about my ex being with teenagers ??!???? How stupid was I, lmao. And yeah, you're lonely as shit. So is everyone else. The difference is I don't expect emotional labour from you or him or anyone. Maybe you should adopt that characteristic instead of lashing out at those who trust you ???
You can say every quirky phrase you read from a radfem dictionary, it doesn't make you any less irresponsibly fyi
>>24963874
Alright then.
>>24963411
>>24964046
Hellenic beauty: Defined jaws, high cheekbones, almond eyes. This is the best kind of face for prominent chins and longer/hooked noses
>>24963524
>>24964084
>>24964329
Childlike beauty: Big eyes, shorter heart shaped faces, chubby cheeks, pouting lips. Features considered undesirable that look great on a childlike face are larger foreheads, wide set eyes, birthmarks like freckles or moles, and snout-like noses.
>>24964142
I am also heavily into drugs because I have given up hope, I never thought I could let it get so bad. I get home sometimes and look around my empty messy house, dishes stacked from so many nights I just passed out before I could wash up, sheets weeks without being changed, debris littering my unvaccumed carpet. So sick of this life, I guess it's time to prepare for the rope.
>>24964690
>dates Chad assholes
>justifies not dating the orbiter who she flirts with by projecting Chad traits onto him
typical whore
>>24964690
Mystery plz be my Skype friend
>>24964357
You're black. You aren't white. Your people do nothing but work against white interests with every fiber of their being and always have done.
>>24964783
samson my ex was almost 400 pounds and had the face of nick bate. we were both virgins and lost our virginities together. go fuck yourself desu desu.
>>24964783
>>24964820
You two should fuck.
That would make for quality entertainment.
>>24964814
>Your people do nothing but work against white interests
nah, you're describing Semitic peoples (Jews and Arabs). dindus are just manipulated by us into working against you
>>24963030
>tfw life is coming to the point where every girl looks exactly the same
What the hell people
>>24963347
>>24963418
>>24963474
The funny thing is, most guys will look past the flaws women see in themselves, or think they're endearing.
taking gf applications
step right up
who will be the first to claim the prize?[email protected]
>>24964865
Arabs can't even manipulate the price of oil anymore. Jews yeah though. At least Askenazim.
>>24964865
didn't know you were into trolleys.
>tfw will never live in the golden age of rail
>>24964820
and since him, you have doubtless fucked countless Chads who you complain to your hapless orbiters about
>>24964925
i haven't fucked anyone since my ex you complete utter dunce. i haven't fucked anyone since i began tripping (which was before you began tripping)
meanwhile you've used r9k to fuck ptp, just like my ex. maybe i should put you two into contact and you can exchange tips n tricks on how to groom attractive young girls into sucking your ugly lil anteater dicks
>>24964820
I'm wondering if you have been doing anything to get yourself back on track? You say you're pretty mentally ill, ever since I got on medication and started going to a psychologist regularly I'm starting to feel a little better again. Not the first time I have done either but perhaps because I'm a little older and able to stop myself being self loathing so much. Also it's been almost a year without any psychotic or dissociative episodes so I couldn't say that my efforts haven't helped.
I'm just wondering, you seem frustrated and sad
>>24964911
>Arabs can't even manipulate the price of oil
yeah, it's not like they raised the price over the course of a decade then suddenly crashed it when it looked like the US could start exporting oil instead of importing it
>>24964921
I'm into most forms of public transit at least a little, but trains are my main passion
>>24964851
maybe when Half Life 3 comes out
>>24964956
>groom attractive young girls into sucking your ugly lil anteater dicks
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
it's not like vaginas are particularly attractive either
>>24964980
I'm seeing my second therapist but I wanna switch her too. I'm on medication but it sucks and as soon as christmas holidays are over I'm probably going to ask her to taper me off. Before the meds I wasn't posting on r9k at all for two years, basically. I was pretty up and down in terms of my mood but at least i was productive. all these meds make me wanna do is sudoku and shitpost on r9k.
i think i dissociated last night, which was fun. but i think my therapists/medication is not helping me but im trying to get it to help me because idk.
>>24964956
Do you really think they are the only trips who have used /r9k/ to fuck PTP? Blame the girls as well. It's so easy it isn't even funny anymore. Convince them you love them then you fuck them.
>>24965021
>vagina r not attwactive becuz im a hwuge fwaggot
>googoo gaga mommy peepee poopoo
>>24965014
>bus
There's a Santa Monica anon here that is obsessed with buses. He also loves belly girls.
>>24965043
besides, female orgasm is a myth
I can flick my tongue all I want on that, a girl will just pretend to cum by exaggeratedly moaning.
>>24965014
US doesn't care about export price as it relates to shale since shale is about creating local energy economies. And even then it's tenuous in terms of total output.
Come on, you're a Jew. You're supposed to be smart!
OPEC aren't smart. OPEC are fucked. The gulf states are fucked.
>>24965027
The girls are 15, 15 year old girls have lower emotional intelligence than my dog imo. i don't really care about the girls. i know it's easy as fuck but they aren't the ones manipulating GROWN MEN.
and yes,
>old hag, blah blah, jelly, so jelly, dried up cobweb vagina, etc etc etc
i don't give a fuck
>>24965024
Do you have BPD? You seem really similar to me in some regards of mental illness,s-sorry to be a creeper
>>24965069
the clitoris has multiple times more nerve ending than any part of the penis. i'm sorry you are incapable of pleasuring a woman with your teeny tiny wittle peepee.
>>24964956
lol, the few girls I have gotten from this site, I got from /soc/ mostly. and most are the same age or older than me. stay bitter and delusional, roastie whore
>>24965080
14 and 15 year old girls are beautiful. Can't deny that. They're also perfectly able to have sex and not suffer injury.
>>24965093
She probably doesn't. Mental illnesses all resemble each other along the way.If I know you I'm gonna be so pissed. Are you dead right now?
>>24965093
my therapist diagnosed me with GAD but idk, she kind of F U C K I N G S U C K S
i probably do - in terms of the fact that my mood is really unstabilized lately. but. everyone w/ bpd that i know is quite social and has lots of friends, whereas i have trouble keeping relationships for more than a couple days
>>24965114
I find I enjoy the company of r9k girls more than soc ones.
>>24965043
as much as I hate you, I actually agree with you on this. vaginas are actually damn sexy, and you'd have to be a faggot or straight female to disagree. that said, cocks aren't bad either, especially mine
>>24965114
>ive had multiple sexual partners
>the girl who has only had sex with one person is a roaste whore
samson seriously kill urself m8
>>24965124
>not suffer injury
u wot m8
i never argued that its traumatic for them, i argued that manipulating them into thinking that you value them for anything more than a pocketpussy is traumatizing. most teenage girls just have sex w/ chads they think are hot and come out unscathed, but your kind prey on the vulnerable ones who settle for your ugly ass and tiny dick
>>24964874
>no applications
rude t b h
that's my effort for today i'll try again tomorrow
>>24965176
yeah, but the /soc/ girls will fuck just about any guy they meet, whereas with /r9k/ girls you need to either be Chad or be willing to invest a lot of time and money into them (and still lose them to Chad)
>>24965205
That we do. Sometimes you do have to manipulate them into sex.
>>24965256
My experience has been the opposite. If you build up a relationship with the r9k girls they'll give you sex eventually provided you're interesting and a little charming despite what you look like.
In soc however you're competing against literal Internet chads and fitizens with insane egos. Looks matter more to soc girls.
>tfw first discovering the power your now-teenage body has over men
I really miss being a teenager.I used to tease any older guys that were over, like my dad's friends, or whoever. When I was 14 and we were moving, I waited until I could hear the moving guys coming upstairs for more stuff, and walked out of my room in a short nightie and panties just so they could get a look.
>>24965339
And you wonder why we say you bring rape on yourselves.
How many men did you fuck?
>>24965339
Did you get fat or something?
>>24963610
For ants.
>>24965362
In my teenage years? None. I had a girlfriend, though.
>>24965370
Men want to fuck us, some are just good at hiding it.
>>24965373
No, just the typical aging. 25 isn't as tight and firm and such as 14 was, I guess.
>>24965370
we were probably just ugly, sis.
>>24965412
oh, i was a pretty chubby kid so i wouldn't know.
>>24965440
Ah. My parents were pretty hardcore about keeping in shape. Plus we were in a rural town. Not much to do except ride your bike around or whatever, back then.
>>24963030
>Femanons, do you find this girl attractive?
Why do you care about the opinions of 35-year-old men who call themselves teenage girls on the internet?
>>24965412
>tfw actually prefer 25 year olds to 14 year olds
but I'm also a needy autistic sociopath with parental issues
>>24965462
>actually prefer 25 year olds to 14 year olds
I'm a bit curious about why, if you don't mind answering. In my experience, a girl at that age is a bit of a guilty pleasure for older men.
>>24965412
Most men think nothing of whores like you.
>>24965106
why so toastie roastie?
>>24965141
>quite social
I've been diagnosed and I'm asocial as fuck
>>24965565
eyes are too close on the moon
>>24965505
I sort of like fuller, more mature looking bodies (to a limit though, I wouldn't want to bang a 50 year old or something). plus it's an oedipal/abandonment complex or something like that
>>24965565
ive already admitted to being ugly, why do you keep posting this.
>>24965532
You're not a whore if you don't put out, just a tease.
>>24965592
I see.
>Tfw first time a girl gives me her number
It's a great feel but i need help bros. i have the number but now i have no idea what to do with it. and i dont know if she just wants to be friends or wants to go out on a date or some shit. It was my first time working with her and she was all over me, im quiet and she pushed me into talking and i was nervous and weird but she didn't care. she proceeded to poke me all night, she would poke me, squeeze me and hug me. laugh at stupid shit i said and randomly gave me her number. i work at a place that serves food and when i ordered something she gave me extra chicken tendies and frys for no reason. Do you think she's into me? and what do i do with her number now that i have it? she gave it to me last morning because i work 3rd shift so around 5am. keep in mind im a virgin and i dont want to come off weird and creepy and i have no idea if she just wants to be friends or what. i have zero experience on this subject halp, i need a femanons opinion.
>>24965621
You need to have babies. Soon...
>>24964874
Are you cute or ugly
>>24965592
>tfw you will never give 54m50n a titjob
>>24965657
Probably, yeah. I expect they'll be on their way before long.I'm engaged
>>24965657
>2015
>having kids
its like you want people to be horrible
>>24965616
gotta keep my bitches in check.
>>24965621
do you like younger guys? would you date one?
this question also goes to any mid 20s or older fembots who want to answer it
>>24965616
Because /r9k/ is full of trolls that like to prey on easy targets (you)
And you seem to be a gutton for punishment by coming back again and again
>>24965718
boys that have boyish cute looks, like little twinks, are the cutest of the bunch imho
too bad you look like a balding old hobo, samson.
>>24965723
MASOCHIST here
>>24965565
I feel really guilty for.making that comment for starting this sorry mystery not sorry you annoying whore
>>24965714
If you're a girl and you don't want to have kids you are shit tier.
>>24965744
like you look any better, ms fetal alcohol syndrome
>>24965629
Go for the kiss
Make eye contact, see if she holds it, brush her bangs away from her forehead with the tips of your fingers
If she's not into it, you'll know by her body language and you'll be able to put on the brakes before the swat team gets called in
If she's into it kiss her softly on the lips
>>24965395
>>24965395
>>24964083
>>24963623
>not realizing it's not the same person
>>24965776
FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSLEF DESU
>>24965718
I would date specifically you.
I'd date you hard.
But we're both dominant, so that wouldn't work out too well.
>>24965718
>do you like younger guys?
I don't have any problem with younger guys.
>would you date one?
I think my fiance wouldn't like if I did.
>>24965823
>I'd date you hard.
Saddest thing I've read on r9k in years
>>24965795
That seems a little soon no? i literally just met this girl dont you have to go on a date or something first? i really dont want to be weird. like when should i text her and should i ask her out?
>>24965815
Stop taking what he says so seriously, he's just some loser on r9k like the rest of them. Please focus on helping yourself, you really could push yourself up to an 8 if you started working out and dressing well.
>>24965866
He's a stupid piece of shit like me, who shares my horrible hobbies, and I find him physically quite attractive.
I also like his voice.
>>24965815
kekekekekeke
>>24965823
I'm kind of a switch desu
but I don't think I'd be into hardcore submission or anything like that. certainly no chastity, kekoldry, or serious injury
>>24965833
fair enough. I wouldn't want a gf who is married anyway, stay loyal femanon
>>24965797
>implying I don't already know this
>implying I give a fuck
>>24965775
I am already shit tier. I know i would be a bad mother, and we don't need to bring more unwanted kids into this trash world.
>>24965744
>cute
>boyish
>little twinks
So it's fine when you like teens but everyone else is disgusting?
>>24965934
I don't want you anymore. Sorry.
>>24965898
What should my body look like Ken, if it currently not good enough for you fucks?
>>24965910
Very very sad
>>24965916
>stay loyal femanon
That's the plan. He's a great guy and I'd like to be with him a very long time.
>>24965962
Just kidding you dumb bitch, you're a perma 3, kill yourself
>>24965967
Not want to be with him forever whore?
>>24965916
Nothing hardcore, I just like to be the instigator and stay on top. Maybe a lot of biting and scratching.
>>24965983
That's not possible, Anon. People die. It's a fact of life.
>>24965684
I've been told repeatedly that I'm cute and not ugly.
>>24965975
k, knew it
>>24965946
it probably makes her feel younger.she has aging issues
>>24965989
sounds very hot t b h. do you live in or near the SF Bay Area?
>>24966021
How tall bb
>>24965823
hes in bayarea cali. go get him
>>24965195
>vaginas are actually damn sexy
>you'd have to be a faggot to disagree
Says a guy posting trains all the time who had history of his anus being penetrated with a toothbrush...
>>24966056
8 foot 3
>>24966056
I'm 5'8, what about you, stacey?
Girls, where do i go from here?
>>24966092
No sorry, I'd need a ladder to whisper things to you. Plus you seem like a whroe
>>24966085
trains are an entirely nonsexual thing for me, and that rumor is completely unsubstantiated, to the point where even the person who started it has since admitted it was a lie
>>24966093
5'2
You like Chinese cartoons i take it?
>>24966104
what was in your bio dude
>>24966119
did she ever eat your hummus?
Why lie?
>>24966104
>>24966104
write
>tell her to cover her tits
>>24966197
>imgur
>>24966104
kill urself
>>24966158
They're alright, aren't they?
>>24966189
no, though we did go to a Greek restaurant together
I wasn't as into cooking back then
>>24966226
too bad you're not at least 5'9 though
>>24966189
No senpai fammy senpai :^(
>>24966226
No I hate them e_e
>>24966276
you really should make more gifs t b h f a m desu senpai
>>24966077
I meant what state, dipshit. And yes, moderately. Up to you to judge I guess...
>>24966273
Rip true love.
>>24966284
Then why are you on a filipino frottage forum?Nice e_e face, I'm gonna use that.
>>24966328Haven't posted in over a year so I have no fresh gifs anymore desu:^)
>>24966053
I sure don't.
Damn it.
>>24966365
I like watching tumutleous teenage boys hate themselves and ruin their own lives
Don't use my fucking e_e e face okay sweety ?
>>24966377
I use bad words casually. Sorry, bb.
>>24966401
B"tch what kind of lashes are those they're popping. Is it ardell?
>>24966401
true
>tfw you got more qt and I got fatter and uglier
bad feels familiam
>>24963106
>Really beauty is about geometric balance and healthy features
mfw asymetric face is stopping me from getting qt femanon gf
>>24966444
For you, senpai
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Diamond-Lash-Japan-Lady-Glamorous-Series-Eyelash-Kit-5-pairs-/380431189308?var=&hash=item589377453c:m:m0-hC4exgSyF2JVp-g2aOlw
>>24964492
did i just stumble upon a highschool girl's facebook page?
>>24966401
>>24966480
she looks soft. was she soft samson?
>>24963610
Middle's not her, hair is wrong style
>>24966480
I submit the following evidence to the court.
>fat weebs are accepted on /r9k/ and don't even get banned for camwhoring so long as they're slightly attractive in the face
>i can't post RELEVANT replies to threads w/o being hounded
this is looksism. none of you belong on this website anymore. i don't understand why you don't fuck off to /soc/ or /b/ or reddit, leave the real robotssuch as myselfalone
>>24966417
You put an extra 'e' in your roastie rage, and misspelled tumultuous.
You're spot on with the hate myself and ruin my own life though. ^^
>>24965069
Yep, women buy vibrators just for show.
>>24966507
yes
>tfw no more qt soft gf
>>24966563
I had a hearty kek
>>24966574
You're not a robot and you can't be one. You're a girl. You've had plenty of beta losers on here throw themselves at you, willing to be your friend or even boyfriend, but you sit around and just beg for attention nonstop despite already having so much of it. You're not a robot, you're a histrionic teenager.
>>24966563
Kek, it's really not that bad senpai.
Is that a recent pic of you? I saw a pic not too long ago and your hair looked really nice.
>>24966611
At least you have those dubs to keep you warm at night.
>>24966622
Shut the fuck up stop answering ugly ass bitter moon face emoji you dense fuck
>>24966574
>waah, people who are more attractive and aren't cunts to other people for no reason are more accepted than me!
tip top kek
>>24966653
>this was taken almost four years ago
>>24966627
I just took it a few minutes ago
anyway, people are arriving, I need to go do hanukkah stuff
>>24966653
what a lovely looking couple
>>24966622
>post an ontopic reply to a quality thread
>get hounded, called hideous, told to work out despite being decently /fit/, have horrible memes posted about me, have some faggots chase me down
>get told to be grateful for my one real relastionship, which was with a pedophile who would masturbate to cp while i was asleep
>get told i'm unattracitve and an attention whore and that i should sudoku
>all because i'm a 3/10
meanwhile
>any decently attractive girl starts off-topic camwhoring in a shitty thread
>OH DESU U ARE THE BEST TRIPFAG EVER DESU :333
>no one tells them to fuck off
>no one tells them to sudoku
>people help derail the thread further, whether it be about JLH's wiccan aunt or this whore's eyelashes or haysack's time in jail or ophelia's literal camwhoring
i'm going tocry myself tosleep now, but when i wake up, i'm going to unveil a wrath of shitposting that will N.E.V.E.R end.
>>24966697
actually, it was taken just over 3 years ago
>>24966627
his hair looks alot thinner
>>24966668lol nah
>>24966480
why are all trips whores?
>>24966749
i'm glad he's balding. i'm going to do some spells tonight dedicated to him losing more hair and eventually adopting full on male-pattern baldness.
>>24966719
> today in mystery trying to derail the thread to make it about her
Shut the fuck up you insufferable slut that other girl is more bearable and nicer to look at then your ugly ass burnt crusty acne moon face you fucking toe nail scum
>>24966401
>tfw no new gifs
>>24966786
>n your ugly ass burnt crusty acne moon face you fucking toe nail scum
idk why but this is definitely going in my "top 5 /r9k/ insults that have hurt" list. i think its number 3
>>24966749
How do y'all fuck him. This nigger so oily the bush family wanted to invade him. This nigger so oily I was going to eat him with a side of marinera
There are cuter bots
>>24966826
I fucking hate you I hate you so much you're not original you're not funny. Don't make me start another meme about you. One of my least favorite fem bots
>>24966719
All your posts are about you, a good 80% include your self deprecation. You want to be called shit, you reward those who call you shit and neglect those who praise you.
>>24966872
You should do some self-reflection and figure out why you hold such terrible feelings towards someone whose only real fault is that she is ugly.
>>24966784
>jlh keeps her looks through wiccan magic
>>24966795
what a soft looking girl
>>24963441
Lizzy the lezzy, please go
>>24966581
My thumb slipped you attention whoring trip. Of course im spot on all of you foreskins are the same, I indulge myself in your pathetic destruction
What has this thread become?
>>24966786
>you fucking toe nail scum
l m a o
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>>24966911
At least JLH is genuinely pretty desu desu senpai. I'd fuck her, I can't even be mad in her presence. She's a nice gal.
>>24966905
Not him, but you're genuinely annoying. You're the only person who I have genuinely thought about hurting by showing off their nudes.
>>24966618
y-you first pls.
>>24966905
>you will never jam mystery's ass full of anal beads and try to pullstart her.
feels ok
>>24963347
ORGIGINAL TEXT
>>24966905
Why are you talking in third person you vapid idiot. I could care less about how you look. Your personality is so ugly and vomit inducing . they should bottle it and sell it to bulimic girls for an exponential increase in projectile throw up. Your face is just a bonus to your hideous overall composition
"Self reflection " how about you figure out why you're such an insufferable bag of dumpster juice
>>24966948
she had a cute tummy
>>24966924
It became a Mystery thread.
This is happening to about three threads a day since fish and Vyro fellated her into a being sated only by constant negative attention
>>24966921
Ok.
>>24966948
She's insane and washed up. We do have the same nose though.
>>24967018
Maybe if I had a qt government-mandated bf...
>>24967018
I'm fairly new here, no idea who the fuck any of these people are, other than the fact that I'm not sure if I pity or hate mystery yet.
>>24964084
Not the Karen Vi I was thinking of.
>implying I'm going to read all of the drama ITT
Besides the obvious "desires" that any internet guy has for women -- taking the initiative, being more obvious with signs, being more open to non-Chads, etc. -- I will say one thing:
Fashion and style matter. They actually matter.
And I'm not saying this from the perspective of "oh, it can make a girl sexy!" or "oh, it can make a girl unique!" But it's so fucking rare to see a woman wear clothes that just radiate...her.
I see it on both sides of the spectrum: from those who wear only what others are wearing; to those who find a niche and dress to that niche; to those who try incredibly hard to be different in fashion (but, as is well-known, tend to go towards the same trends as others who are apathetic to fashion). Yet, it's the greatest thing to see a woman who just doesn't subscribe to any of that and completely does her own thing.
It's cheesy, but I was getting groceries recently. I live in a college town, so it's pretty common to see very attractive young women walking around in the store. But, out of all my visits shopping at this grocery store, I'd never seen anyone like this one woman. She was pretty, yes, but I knew by her style choices that she was comfortable without merely saying "fuck it, we'll go in sweats", she didn't go the more common route for comfort and effort, and she didn't just go the full autism/nerd mode for that either.
Without saying a thing, she radiated the fact that she didn't give a fuck about what trends were going on around her, but she did care about her own personal happiness and satisfaction. And that made her more interesting and attractive than any girl I'd seen in years at this point.
>>24967051
Post your tits and I'll consider being your bf. It really depends on how offended you'd be if I fucked you with my eyes closed.
>>24967056
That's really a matter of taste, with the sheer amount of time she sinks into r9k- I think she's telling the truth about her solitary lifestyle- while her isolation is self imposed and she's very annoying, she's probably suffering a good deal and at least halfway believes her own bullshit.
>>24967018
I want to see mystery getting tied up by a very large amount of robots, just to get violated in every single way possible for about 5 hours in a row.
>>24967097
I don't understand why you guys have to say such mean stuff to me. If you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?
>>24966981
>not him
I'm a girl
I don't think showing her nudes would make her stop . I think it would only fuel her mentally retarded attention seeking temperance. I don't want her to kill herself just to stfu
>>24966911
I thought jlh was a tranny
>>24967126
>If you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?
Kek
>>24967111
So does Mystery
>>24967126
You're such a stupid slutcunt, Myst. Ivona spacedock you.
>>24964713
Roastie toastie, become a ghostie!
Monstertits-chan is best femanon
Mystery van go get raped by the entire male population of Somalia
>>24967126
I'm not being mean. I'm offering to put my dick in you, even knowing you probably look like a sasquatch that mated with an elephant. Really, you should be thanking me for being so kind.
>>24967222
>a sasquatch that mated with an elephant
;_; What did I do to deserve knowing that?
>>24967195
Best femanon is Tay swizzle
>>24967195
she had a debilitating illness. I wonder if she is dead before she bimbo whored it out
>>24967222
Mystery is actually aight looking
Like that tall pale skinnyfat girl that wore a lot of leather and smelled like sweat and cigarette smoke in high school
>>24967246
Honestly, you're kind of a bitch.
>>24966480
>tripfags are really this attention-starved
>>24967126
I say nice things to you all the time and try to befriend you but you just ignore me.I genuinely think you're a cute and beautiful and you make my heart flutter
>>24967266
Don't you fucking talk about my waifu like that.
Is there any way to contact her??
She was nice and actually contributed to threads unlike that mystery whore.
I'll pay all her medical bills to keep her alive
>>24967273
I'll believe it when I see it, to be honest.
>>24967316
I want to gnaw your stomach open fork out your small intestine and suffocate you with it
>tfw not-white
femanons probably wouldn't even give me the time of day
not even black or super brown, just very tan
>>24967091
what was she wearing?
>>24967381
You'd be surprised how many girls like very tan.
>>24963030
whats wrong with her arm?
>>24967126
You're still redeemable in my eyes desu, you're just not doing a great job of it
>>24964085
>2/10wouldnotbangneckbeard.jpg
>>24967363
Is it like a cannibal thing or a hate thing?
>>24963030
i don't know, i think she's not ugly but definitely not what i would consider attractive.
rooney mara is my goal to be honest, i love the look of really pale girls with jet black hair
>>24966104
is that a lg you got there?
>>24967332
Look in the archives or just ask someone to post her pics
>>24967422
I said femanons, not girls.
Femanons are turbo redpilled and hate all non-whites even if they aren't fucking white themselves.
>>24967539
I like very tan, Anon. There are races I don't like, but "very tan" is definitely fine in my book.
>>24967494
Its a hate thing
I'm a vegetarian(^_^;)
>>24967317
Her fetish was literally to become a bimbo: hoop earrings, pounds of makeup, heels, tight dress, larger tits.
She dropped her kik contact once. She used to trip as Friendly Neighborhood Autist and Rabbit. She has bad stomach issues iirc
>>24967607
Being a blackbot is literally hell
You don't wanna be one of us
>>24967522
>>24967332
She used to be a camgirl. There are nudes of her floating around. I have quite a few but I won't post. She has a legitimately A E S T H E T I C pussy and a tight body. Her face, her forehead in particular, is her weakest aspect.
>>24967766
Well, now I'm interested. Maybe I'll fuck her with my eyes open.
>>24967766
I hands down refuse to belive my wifu used to be a cam girl.
I'm 100% sure you're a lier and won't believe you unless mystery.jpg states otherwise.
>>24967766
Can you are least post her tits and pussy?
Pls
>>24967766
>I have pics but won't post them
nah you don't have pics, you're just an attention whore like that histrionic mentally ill tripwhore
leave this board
>>24964492
you know, i sometimes think my gf is fucking crazy and comes with emotional baggage, but wow. being with you must be like dancing on eggshells.
here's some honest advice, if you want to be with a guy, dont go on and on about how emotionally vulnerable you are. instead of making it a huge part of your life, try to combat it. its clearly not ideal and while I understand it may be a legit disorder, you shouldnt be accepting of it, you should be making attempts towards stable emotional health.
>>24967829
Ask her what she did to survive after her love interest left her in England.
>>24967475
I'm a straight girl. I'm not extremely attractive, but I'd say I look nicer than her. Why not just be honest?
>>24967829
most of the femtrips have been camgirls/strippers/prostitutes at some point
>>24968404
54m50n, have you guys broken out the dreidle yet?
Did you get a gimmel?
>>24968471
not yet
we may be playing dreidel with shots of alcohol later, but for now I have a bit of time to post before I have to get back to making latkes
>>24968529
>>24968471
>tfw no GF with a Jew ass
>>24968563
most Jewish grils are either flat as fuck or fat as fuck
and also psychopathic
>>24967587
>implying you wouldn't see my skin and immediately think "DESIGNATED NIGGER KILL ALL SHITSKIN SUBHUMANS" you're lying.
>>24968697
You'll never know unless you show me.
>tfw op looks just like a girl I fucked my chances with
God dammit, I wanted her to sit on my face like no tomorrow but I dropped my spaghetti.
>>24963759
Then fuck off this board
>>24968716
fuck tomb of the giants
>>24969087
Not bad. Kind of interested in seeing more.
>>24969116
Do I tickle your fancy? ~
>>24969191As racist as I am against black guys, I would probably have sex with one if I was propositioned. I have a decent-sized collection of interracial videos.
>>24969211
I'm a 9" BBC virgin
Please fuck me and end my virgin misery
>>24969191
post source.
>>24969223
Where do you live? I'm down for a little travel if needed. I'm in Ontario.
![Ontario_location_North_America[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/JYT6b6T.gif "Ontario location North America[1]")
>>24969283
ONTARIO MENTIONED
ONTARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24969359
It kind of sucks, yeah. But seriously. I'm off for the rest of the year.
>>24969283
Kitchener/Waterloo
I can probably travel too, if you want. Ad far as like London or Toronto
That's not me btw>>24969359
>>24969509
*as far as
>>24969359
what the hell, canada is that big?
Ontario looks bigger than texas, hell, even Alaska.
Is this fake?
>>24969509
I could probably do Toronto. Bit of a drive but not necessarily out of the question.Can I see your cock?
>>24969571
Canada is bigger than the US by area, and it's only split into 13 instead of 50.
and hes fucked in the head
he needs a brain transplant
raveeen
>>24969574
Lol I guess you can. But I'm not posting it on r9k.
You have a contact of some sort?
>>24969571
Canada is like the 2nd biggest country in the world, by mass
>>24969571
Ontario is like Texas+Montana in size
>>24969658
Just made a throwaway for you to hit me up at[email protected]
>>24969571
Ontario isn't even in the top 3 largest provinces/territories. It's not as big as Alaska though.
>>24969574
Post tits race traitor
>>24964690
Shut up. Your problems sound unimportant and you sound like a cunt.
>>24969772
Sorry, but I'm waiting to see some bbc in my inbox first.
>>24969801
Then you will? Why take the black cock if you are a "racist"?
>>24969192
carlos is dead
i go by pablo now.
>>24969731
Messaged
>>24969772
Why so mad?
Just another robot trying to lose his virginity
>>24969863
I'm not really sure. I guess the same reason you see people speak out against gays and then find out they're fucking other guys in public bathrooms.
>>24969879
I saw, yeah.
>>24969879
Cause I hate niggers and supposed "racists" who are traitors to their race
>>24969926
My existence offends you?
>>24969906
why even call yourself racist then? do you literally not like coloureds or do you just want to have that taboo sexual rush?
>>24969949
Stop trying to cockblock me please
Why can't you guys let me have this?
>>24969948
It doesn't offend me. I have a problem with the majority of blacks along with other races.
>>24969973
i'm asking a legitimate question Ontario scumbag
how can you say you're racist or against shitskins? what makes you qualify as a racist?
>>24969973
because femanons cant like non-whites
>>24969949
I guess because I see my race as superior. Doesn't mean I can't have a little fun.
>>24969973
Send me a picture! I'm not gonna share it, it's just for me.
>>24970006
Post your tits already
Stop being fucking thirsty you fucking stupid robots they won't date you and they only want your attention
FEMBOTS DO NOT EXIST
STOP GIVING THEM YOUR ATTENTION
REMINDER WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE MEN WHO WILL DATE AND MARRY THEM
>>24970006
Respond to the email first then I'll send.
>>24970027
this desu
racist ass bitch got a dick pic from tyrone and 2 face pics from juan carlito
post tits
>>24970027
I'll send tits back when I get a nice dick shot.
>>24970006
so you're just a run of the mill submissive slut who has a fetish for being fucked by someone more primal and animalistic than your "race". you're hardly a racist at all idiot
>>24970060
I'm not that nigger, I just wanna see your tits.
>>24970060
That's not me>>24970027
Just reply to the email first then I'll send all the pics you want
>>24970054
I did respond, almost ten minutes ago. This is from my sentbox
>>24970069
I guess you could put it that way. Doesn't quite get it right, but you could.
>>24970076
Then send me a cock picture and I'll think about sharing with you too.
>>24970093
Kill yourself nigger no one cares about muh dik
>>24963030
Sure, I'd tap that.If I could get out of my house without risking fatal heart-related accidents due to stress
>>24970115
not that nig whos trying to get his dick wet but if i send you my 5.5inch flaccid brown pencil dick will you send me tits?
She looks like Claire from Lost. So, pretty meh if I'm to take an objective stance.
Even the ones that have struck me as particularly attractive in the past, ended up looking uglier the longer I looked at them. It's weird, it sucks for exceptionally attractive people, because the few flaws they do have stick out more.
At least if you have a good deal of things to be insecure about, without having every reason to be insecure, you can learn to find some kind of inner peace where you like the good things and ignore the bad. But to be a 9.5+/10 seems like it would be nice for about 2 years tops.
>>24970154
Maybe. I'm not sure if my emailsa re going through or not, though.
get off my property bubbles
go FAUCK yourself ricky
>>24963030
Yes. I think April Bowlby is the most beautiful woman.
>>24969878
Would miscegenate/10
>>24970115
It works now, had to check the spam folder
>>24963030
Me, myself and me. Narcissism revisited. You're kinda cute, though, if you make me say it...
>>24964322
>>24964231
Guys. Girls. I feel like I entered facebook.
Read a book or something and stop caring about stupid drama. Or at least go be drama queens in a chatroom or something.
>>24970292
I sent you one back already. Looking forward to hearing back.
For any girl itt
WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN TITTIES YOU RACE TRAITORING WHORES
if plan B involves you brushin your cave teeth with a log!!
>>24970427
Should really put expiration dates on these
>>24970452
Why would I just post them here? I'm waiting to see some big cocks, and then whoever I get them from gets a picture back.
>>24967000
Underrated post. 1837382
>>24970415
>>24970475
Sent the pic
Please don't share them with anyone
>>24965080
Excuse me, mystery, but this interests me.
There are people who fuck girls through r9k?
How? Give me details please.
>>24967000
Honestly I prefer that version more.
Why are you "fembots" here
Your life is nowhere near as tragic as the normal Robot. You still have potential we do not
Pic related a robots Birthday. Alone no facebook posts no flowers from betas
>>24970427
Has anyone ever gotten anything from these?
ricky theres onion ring fragments on me get them off
GET THEM OFF
>>24970554
looks like agirl to me
>>24970554
>Your life is nowhere near as tragic
You do not know these things. Is bad to say it.
How do you know?
looking for a gf
i like singing in the car
shitposting of 4chan
and avoiding suicidal thoughts
>>24970554
If you don't want to go to /b/, Reddit or Tumblr where are you supposed to shitpost?
You realize no one here has respect for /r9k/ "board culture" except for memester newfaggots right?
>>24970554
His dad's there at the very least.
I've had "alone" birthdays, too in that respect, just me and my family.
They weren't bad birthdays.
Being alone is actually pretty pleasurable, you've just internalized your perceived "rejection" by society and decided their metric of worth was inherently better than self definition.
Wrong.
Fuck those people, they're disgusting monsters.
Have you ever had normie friends?
It's horrible, they vomit out stupid trite bullshit, and sing eight year old memes together.
>>24970694
god, i wish there were more girls like you
>>24970694
All of my this. I know it sounds like sour grapes, but the grapes are in fact sour. That doesn't change the fact that in the context of this metaphor, there is nothing else to eat, though.
Just accept the inevitability of your life and live frugally.
>>24970694
reasonable post
>>24970475
No reply
Gonna be the first black wizard
Fuck I hate walking into a tripfag circlejerk thread accidently
>>24970597
It's a guy with an uncanny resemblance to myself which Is why this picture hits hard for me
>>24970605
I know that it's worse them mine and other Anons iv'e heard here. And anyway there's hundreds of Robots who would date or marry you here so you can never feel truly alone or fucked over by society
>>24970676
/s4s/ /b/ /tv/ /v/ /pol/ These your notorious shitpost boards. What's so bad about shitposting on reddit/tumblr,memesites. And your wrong on nobody respecting board culture, look at the robot coming back and there's oc being made of one of Pepes friends right now
>>24970694
His dad's watching tv not there with him
The point of my post wasn't about birthdays it was that "Fembots" cannot be alone and will always have someone to eventually marry and possibly have children with. NO MATTER WHAT THEIR LIFE CONDITIONS unlike the Robots who will be forever alone
>>24970954
This was never designated as a sadsack board- it's an OC board with the theme of unusual and often asocial lifestyles.
>>24971107
>"no this is le OC faktory"
when are normans going to stop with this meme?
>>24970954
>I know that it's worse them mine and other Anons iv'e heard here. And anyway there's hundreds of Robots who would date or marry you here so you can never feel truly alone or fucked over by society
Okay date and marry yes, but is no good thing to be saying we are having no tragic in lives.
My mother and father are killed years ago and I am only have 2 good friends. I am poor and always was so I become stripper and still make only money to live. Life is no easy just because you are girl. But you are not thinking of these things.
>>24970554
I'm here because I'm a shitty-looking fat, pale and introverted forever-no-bf girl. I fuck around 4chan because I have nothing better to do, or rather, no motivation to do shit.
>>24971107
And /v/ was made for video game discussion
And /b/ was made for random and not ylyl and fap threads 24/7 hardly random at all
Anyway all this sadsack stuff does create OC especially with the Robot on. Eggman wagekuk thread,fridgeman shit/pissjugs pepe/wojack. I could go on for hours. So shut up you stupid whore trying to make up an excuse to post here
>>24971170
One could argue a loner by choice is less of a normie than you, aspiring Chad.
The difference rests in between our two truths, and a place to depressurize and commiserate is integral to the involuntarily isolated- r9k also acts as that.
I'd give her the ol lickaroo.
Shes pretty cute. I hope she tastes like pineapples.
>>24971293
>I hope she tastes like pineapples.
Like she would ever let her touch you, dyke
>>24971239
>2 good friends try having none ever and getting bashed almost everyday of school and not even having even having a father and an alcoholic and abusive mother
Yo u just accepted you can date and marry someone so you can go ahead and marry a nice beta and live the best you can. Unlike me forever alone destined to either kill myself or grow old and die ALONE
what is going on up in hea
>>24971330
Im a lipstick lesbian, I get all the pussy when I go to a bar. But on a daily basis im usually hit on by dudes. Its hard being femme
>>24963030
Male femanon here. I find that girl incredibly attractive.
>>24971287
t'was kc tier
I used to care about being ugly and unloved when I was 15 and all my friends changed a boyfriend every week and I was alone and made fun of.
Once I got into this situation: My friend asked me to get out with her (and I also had a small crush on her) and her friends. I was ecstatic. I thought that she would be my gateway to social life. After all we were friends for a long time and she now asked me to go out with her and her company. I was invited to hang with other people. Unfortunately for me, her company was two other girls and their boyfriends (including hers). So I spent 4 hours sitting between three guys, straddled by their girlfriends who were making out of them for the entire period of time, while I stood there awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact and drinking a drink I didn't like. When they stopped making out after what seemed like an eternity, they started talking about me not having a boyfriend. Then my friend said that it wasn't my fault because I was ugly, and then they started talking about my acne, and then my ugliness and then making fun of me for not having a boyfriend and being ugly and asking me if I were jealous of them and the guys were laughing and so on. Basically they were making fun of me while intermittently making out some more. Then one of the guys said he knew I had a crush on her and that's why I didn't have a boyfriend, and I apparently blushed too much so they started calling me lezzy quite vocally and at the end (after some failled attempts to deny it and make them stop)I looked to my friend for support, and she looked at me, and the others looked at her and she called me a dyke and told me to leave. Then everyone in the school knew and so they were bullying me for some time, too.
So that was that as far as the rehabilitation of my social life was concerned. I just gave up and by the time I left for college I didn't care anymore.
>>24971277
That's why there are multiple threads, upwards of twelve dozen at any time.
We can share a variety of thoughts, and happily segregate ourselves.
Just hide degenerate and normie threads, slap a filter on your chosen offenders, and you'll be good to go.
>>24971386
tl;dr
leave roastie
>>24971386
I'm still ugly and alone, but I have gone through the entire stanford encyclopedia of philosophy, so I can now balance the fact I'm ugly and friendless with being a condescending, self-righteous, arrogant asshole who thinks they are better than 99.3% of the waste of oxygen whose only legitimate use in my life has been cooperating to keep me fed, clothed and with access to the internet. And I'm probably right. This is great for your self-esteem by the way. After the cumulative arrogance imparted upon me by ~6 good books I ceased having any self-esteem issues whatsoever. I still can't socialise without dropping my spaghettis but I simply don't feel the need to do so, and on the off-chance I do I do not feel guilt or shame for my faillure. Being occupied most of the time by reading leaves me no time to feel lonely or reflect on my lack of social ties. When I need affection I have a collection of vibrators and I can torture virtual girls in slavmaker, which keeps me sexually gratified. My life is perfect. It can literally not be improved, anymore.
tl;dr: Literally just go read a book you worthless cunts. You disgust me. I wish I could hurt you.
>>24971436
>I wish I could hurt you.
ooga booga so enlightened
>>24971415
Sue me, frogposter
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>>24971436
>I'm a normie I'm a normie I'm a normie man up
idc
>>24971336
Where I live there is more girl then boy so I do not think is easy to find good one who is not drunk all of the time. I just say yes for boy form here.
I am sorry you having no father ever and mean mother is very sad.
But lot of persons do not get in married.
>>24971274
Le introverted can't get Chad bf
You having nothing better to do so you beg around on 4chan for attention feeling your cunt of yours grow wetter and wetter the more replies you get. Or maybe you just post for attention so you can feel validated by all the men here
Pale and fat you sound pretty ok to me. Plenty of beta men would date you and even would be ok with you staying home doing nothing while they work two jobs. Stop complaining about how no one wants you when plenty do
Doesn't matter if your shit and do nothing that's why trophy wives exist or dumb bimbos can get bf's. Plenty of guys have bbw fetishes and an introverted one means less chance of you cheating so your already higher up on the want list
>>24971464
That's one of my base inclinations. I just lucidly identify with it upon due reflection.
>>24971472
RCP you fruity fucknugget.
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>>24971481
I didnt come here to read a fucking novella and I sure as hell dont expect to scroll through sixteen goddamn paragraphs. Fuck off you shit eating faggots
>>24971475
Exactly you have to deal with the fact your most likely not 10/10 however I can grantee you could find a 5/10 maybe 6/10 male to marry. You can always use a dating site or put an ad up on Reddit or some shitty site looking for dates and you'll get lots of replies
>>24971436
>dropping my spaghettis
le spaghootghoot maymay xDDDDDDD
Someday I hope I can be an enlightened memer like yourself
>>24971550
>Change your writing so it suits me, a functional illiterate!
>>24971386
You've had friends so your not that bad. You haven't been bashed most days so your not ugly enough for that to happen to
>>24971386
>So I spent 4 hours sitting between three guys, straddled by their girlfriends who were making out of them for the entire period of time, while I stood there awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact and drinking a drink I didn't like.
I have actually been in exactly this situation. Shit's harsh, yo. I don't know why normies do it. I think they legitimately don't understand it hurts. Or they can't even imagine you wouldn't have a girlfriend (in your case bf), too.
>>24971481
I wrote to give this one robot an explanation as to why I'm here. Also attention-whoring a little. Also
>she wants a chad
Dude I've been in luuuuv with for 3 years now is balding, has poor eyesight, pot belly and mental problems
>>24971386
>>24971436
You come across as incredibly stupid
>>24971657
So what you could most likely get him. He'll be aware that his bodies not even good let alone his mind.
You also just said you attention whore here a bit. Try Reddit or tumbler or Facebook or those chat sites on the side of anime websites. Do you have no idea that just you whoring a bit brings down the quality of this site. Do you not care for others. Of course you don't you only care about your stupid vagina and men
>>24971746
I bet you wouldn't be able to substantiate thatbecause let's face it, you're either a dumb whore, or a dumb manlet that can't manage to fuck a dumb whore
>>24971371
Bitch you are fat. Come on.
>>24971569
Is not easy as this. I am still feel empty and alone.
>>24971774
Actually I'm saying that because you read "feel-good" books (not literature) rather than doing things that would actually improve your quality of life (see: working out, eating better, learning how to dress yourself, getting hobbies, practicing PUA techniques). Where has this led you? To type out your life story on 4chan and respond angrily to anyone who dares to comment on it with anything but sympathy.
>>24971865
>you read "feel-good" books (not literature)
Non-literature books are feel good books?
Literally wut
>>24971436
What are books?
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>>24969731
>mfw nignog cry becouse virgin
>mfw he post pic, chad tier
>mfw racist white roastie sends him his mail to meet to fuck even down for travel at him
im starting to hate this fucking board
>>24971865
Why would I consume my time trying to appeal to morons?
I typed an anecdote as context. Despite agressively shitposting against shitposters I'm quite calm.
>>24971924
ok, so what happens if you're black but you aren't tyrone titandick?
>>24971890
>Non-literature books are feel good books?
I never said this, I said that the books she was reading were "feel-good" confectioneries. Some non-literature books can be feel-good ones, not necissarily all though.
>>24971960
i guess would join the wizard path
>>24971964
I had to google confectionary and it has something to do with candies? Anonette is pretending to have read philosophy
Not that I find that likely. From my experience people on the internet like to claim they are into philosophy because they think it isn't a technical field or it isn't something many people can recognise their ignorance on.
>>24971960
Become a black mage, obviously.
mystery makes me miss haysack
>>24972019
> From my experience people on the internet like to claim they are into philosophy because they think it isn't a technical field or it isn't something many people can recognise their ignorance on.
Ha ha ha, fuck you you presumptuous cumdump.
>>24972034
underaged camwhore
>>24972048
You sound aggrieved, anonette. You should calm yourself. I hear stress causes cancer, and self-abuse is a moral sin.
>>24972126
still better than mystery
>>24972126
is that what she looks like?
>>24972126
>those tits
oh my
>>24972141
all she talked about was her degeneracy
>>24971924
That pic was of the Hispanic dude, not me
And she never even responded to my email
Calm your butthurt
>>24972126
she is a junkie and a literal prostitute
>>24972163
all mystery talks about is how alone and ugly she is
at least haysack was remotely interesting
>>24971953
Because those "morons" have managed to achieve happiness: something you - in all of your misguided nihilistic wisdom - haven't been able to do
>>24966948
mystery will u come to Cincinnati and give me a rimjob? I'll be your bf if you do.
>>24963691
lydia graham
ive gotten to the point where all ladies look pretty not sure if desperate or a closet fag
>>24973547
How fat and/or ugly?
She's cute, but it may just be the expression
Kaya is the most beautiful girl in the world imo
>>24973547
They are mostly pretty, and I am not attracted to women, but you must keep things objective because it's disgusting to feed into people's ego trips.
Mystery, you here?
>>24970475
Please reply
Orig btw
>>24966675
Apply what you just said to real life you POS
>>24970554
>Pic related a robots Birthday. Alone no facebook posts no flowers from betas
WOW
SO FUCKING TRAGIC
That describes me exactly you fucking faggot.
shes very cute, 8/10 would bang
most attractive woman to me would probably be margot robbie.
Seeing a white femanon show interest in a nigger makes me irritated
>>24976561
Lmao @ your insecurities
>>24965014
This picture was taken literally right outside my college. My buddy lives down the road from that intersection.
>>24963030
>Which girl you do girls think is the most beautiful in the world?
Huge tits and big asses started repulsing me a bit. I think i might be turning gay.
I am not a misogynist, but I really hate all the girls in this thread.
You all have impossibly high standards for men and you don't even bother improving yourself.
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>>24971436
*ahem* http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vok1vStl7T
>>24976834
Nobody likes seeing their women with a foreign and hostile group.
>>24977456
please record more these are gold
>>24977390
>You all have impossibly high standards for men
Which posts are you even fucking talking about
>>24977456
Protip: if you don't want to see roastie whores posting stay out of femanon threads
>>24963030
I'm going to say it...she looks 12 and I'm not into that shit. I would say that she isn't ugly but seeing her reminds of best friends little sister who feels like my little sis. Would not bang/10
>>24963923
Black guys or asian guys?
>>24963030
She looks like Macaulay Culkin. Kinda gross.
>>24963923
mystery.jpg would you ever star in a gang bang porno?
>>24978297
one that has like two muscle guys then a mandingo black guy with a big cock.
basically there's mystery.jpg we pretend that she's having an cable issue so the muscle guys show up to fix our little qts cable but then the muscle boys turn on her and not actually her cable box.
so she start sucking them when this black guy walks out of room (we later find out it's mystery.jpg current lover) so he joins in and basically they all hump at her for a couple 60 minutes.
basically i'm sorry i had say it but you're just so innocent i'd love to watch you get ravished by three big cocks.
>>24970941
>Fuck I hate walking into a tripfag circlejerk thread accidently
>accidently
>femanon thread
kill yourself femscum
