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I didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped but at least I can say I tried.
>>24996794
Are there any /r9k/ figures in Western animation or comics?
>>24996837
I doubt it but maybe.
>>24996837
>Western animation
Hell no, it's way too fucking normie
>comics
Probably, but I don't do comics.
>>24996794
>I tried.
I think you shouldn't have.
>>24996837
Can only think of one.
here's a vidya example
>>24997024
>homestuck fag
lel. literally
you're disgusting
Shinji is our mascot, boy is the robot.
>>24997090
I was just trying to help.
We're all disgusting here in our own special way, robot.
>>24996794
Why isn't Lain on there?
>>24997024
Eridan has way too much pride and intelligence to compare him to the average retard on this board.
Sarkat is a better posterchild. Always angry, stupid, can't do anything right and a natural reject due to this bloodline.
Shinji is so fitting
>>24997130
Are you a troll? I could never tell.
>>24996794
>no Travis Bickle
>no Driver
>no William Foster
>>>/trash/
>>24997130
But Karkat has had a girlfriend, several girls think he's attractive and deep down he actually has care, compassion, and empathy for the people around him. He's a cyborg at best.
Eridan is a pure tfwnogf sexually repressed overly proud asshole who everybody hates and got so desperate that he fucked his own alternate-reality father. His shittyness comes not from the fact that he has no potential, it comes from the fact that he had so much potential and wasted all of it because he doesn't know how to deal with people, especially girls. He even has a beta uprising moment where he straight-up murders his oneitis and beats the crap out of her boyfriend, then murders the only other girl who was ever nice to him in his life, and then blows up the MacGuffin that basically contained the future of his entire race, committing genocide without a single thought because he didn't get what he wanted.
Eri is the more robot of the two.
>>24997208
No I'm not. Why are you asking?
>>24997217
drive yourself
>>24997140
GOD FUCK I WISH I COULD BE THIS CUTE
>>24997260
Because you're either a troll or deeply butthurt by the existence of this board and the people on it.
>>24997254
>Karkat has had a girlfriend
Irrelevant.
>"robots"
>potential
"Beta uprising" garbage isn't even closely related to roboticism. The average /r9k/ poster is a pathetic manchild who wouldn't ever even consider leaving the house, let alone grow enough balls to try and shoot up a school.
>>24997341
Disdain for you and your kind isn't even comparable to "butthurt". I enjoy spending some of my free time on talking down on manchildren such as yourself, while simultaneously making /r9k/ a better place.
Fuck off to where you came from, /b/ reject.
>>24997386
oh wait, I remember you, I was in one of your threads, you were posting sans and explaining why robots are all garbage. good times
Please don't fight in my thread.
>>24997438
That may very well have been me, yes.
>>24997386
>Disdain for you and your kind isn't even comparable to "butthurt"
It certainly is when you spend all of your time talking to people you despise. You are so mad you cannot allow people you don't like to exist. Maybe you post here to feel better about yourself in comparison, but I find that a little bit more pathetic than coming here for solidarity.
And tell me, what kind of /r9k/ do you want to build?
>>24996794
WHERES EGGMAN YOU INBRED FUCK
>>24997484
Sorry OP-kun
>>24997217
Agree, we need those op
>>24997504
>le funny face youtuber who says shit everybody already knows
Fuck off.
>>24997504
>3D mascots
disgusting
>>24997386
>The average /r9k/ poster is a pathetic manchild who wouldn't ever even consider leaving the house, let alone grow enough balls to try and shoot up a school.
>let alone grow enough balls to try and shoot up a school.
you guys are alright, don't go to /HSG/ tomorrow
Karkat's my favorite character and all but he's definetly not a robot, he gives too much of a shit and is actually likeable. Nobody gives a fuck about Eriden. Even Equius thinks he creepy.
>>24996794
No Kaiji?
Original comment to get past the bot
>>24997566
>/hsg/ tomorrow
Don't even joke about that.
>>24997254
>>24997130
>>24997024
>not the tard-raging racist masochist
>>24997386
Tripfags really are the cancer we don't need right now though we probably deserve it.
>>24997493
"Butthurt" would require actual anger. I have none, just pity and disdain. On the other hand, I enjoy getting under your skin. You're basically just a source of entertainment for me at this point.
>What kind of /r9k/ do you want to build?
One without Wizchan reject, 16 years olds fresh out of /b/ and Facebook, and Redditors, which is basically you and your friends.
>>24997566
Perhaps. Somewhat. At the most, I guess you can compare Eridan to Elliot Rodger, but Elliot himself is a very unique case and I don't think you can treat him as a mascot either.
Let's just consider Caliborn a robot and be done with it.
>>24997712
>"Butthurt" would require actual anger.
>I have none, just pity and disdain.McFucking kill yourself.
>>24996794
you're forgetting one
Can I be a mascot?
I did get lucky quads after all.
>>24997712
Sounds like you'd love wizchan but they don't allow tripfags so you wouldn't be able to attention-whore properly.
They also don't tolerate brag-fags.
>>24997712
But Caliborn accomplishes his goals, actually strives for challenge in his life, and overcomes his genetic inferiority through great effort. That's like the opposite of a robot. Caliborn never sits around and does nothing, he's constantly working. Constantly improving.
>>24997712
No, you're telling me what you don't want, not what you want. What do you want here? A discussion board with no feels whatsoever?
>>24996837
Squidward, to be honest.
>>24997386
>the /r9k/ poster wouldnt ever even consider leaving the house
pretty sure the average /r9k/ poster is a high school or college student
>>24997824
His ass is just permanently scarred from a wagekuck thread.
>>24997784
There. I added you.
i can't stand tomoko anymore
everytime i see her i just think of those gay anime and tfw no bf threads
>>24997824
Those are just the underage redditors and failed normalfags.
Actual robots are typical NEETs or Wageslaves with social anxiety and depression issues. Usually semi-autistic loners or just socially retarded in general.
Most of them are what society would consider 'bad' people.
Shinji was a bad person as well but it was hardly his fault.
>tfw karkat probably comes here pretending to be a robot without realizing that he's just a failed normie
>>24997125
Lain belongs to /g/
>>24997515
Being Kartkat is pain
>Be mutant reject of entire race
>Be trapped in a game with 11 psychotic teenagers
>Spend entire game playing dr.phil to everyone's romance problems, while being harassed by yourself through time, while having to manage everyone so they don't kill eachother
>Refuse to sleep for several weeks
>friendzoned after first encounter with twink
>get gf stolen by Chad Strider
>Finally sleep for once
>Spend the first five minutes of your dream being murdered by your comrade, spend the rest of the hour trapped in a nightmare realm
>don't even make a big deal about it just tells everyone not to go to sleep
>Friends start killing eachother
>Has to spend 3 more years trapped on a comet with psychoes while everyone gets laid except for him.
>>24998096
oh and on top of that he's the only troll really capable of empathy.
>>24997743
>I'm going to post a fedoratip image the very moment I am unable to understand a word
You should finish high school.
>>24997786
Why would I like wizchan? The userbase is exactly the same as you. I don't even understand why you lot don't just go there instead.
>>24997796
>a discussion board with feels
Is that what you call /r9k/? Because it's not. What it actually is, is a bunch of angry 16 year olds who, if they aren't spamming [s4s] tier rare pepes, real nigga hours and black twitter slang, are pointlessly insulting women, because for some reason their delusional, tiny minds managed to put the blame of their own failure onto an entire gender.
You can NOT defend these people unless you're part of them.
>>24997791
Yes, but he does get an insane amount of help from third parties, much like a NEET would earn his money through welfare rather than hard work.
>>24998010
>tfw all the normies think you are a good boy
>frequently told I'm a good person
>I'm just a dirty smelly NEET druggie
>>24998096
>eventually just want to get killed in the final battle because at least you'll have accomplished something
>the one person who's been decent to you in your life steals that away from you by knocking you out in a cave "for your own good"
>everybody expects you to lead a universe without even asking you if you want to or ensuring that you have the self-esteem needed to take on such a task
>the version of your gf that you actually dated uses time shenanigans to prevent you from ever dating her and twists the timeline into one where you have buttsex with Dave instead
SUFFERING
>>24998168
>a tripfag comes to a thread that triggers him the loudly shit-posts
People won't even deny what you're saying but there's absolutely no good reason you should be spewing this garbage in a thread like this.
Idiots like you ruined 4chan but you'll never understand why because you are an idiot.
Kindly fuck off now.
>>24997217
Lars from "lars and the real girl" for robots who have a shred of the world that cares about them.
>>24998291
>ruined 4chan
4chan seems to be very much in one piece, though. Furthermore, m00t himself stated that trip users are an important element of 4chan, and Anonymity was never the point of the website. It was optional, and so was tripping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE
Now be on your way back to wherever you came from, will you?
Pendleton Ward is one of us
https://youtu.be/XtXZfqtYmz0
>>24998412
Wait Anons! Before replying, use your eyes and look at his trip.
Then copy and paste it into the filters.
>>24998412
I wasn't talking about trip users you dirty nigger.
Obviously you'll never understand though there was a great post on wizchan that appeared a while back. Maybe you could go digging for that.
>m00t says....
Wow. I don't give a shit.
>>24998482
He doesn't even write for the show anymore.
It officially died during season 5 anyway.
>>24998565
I was going to write that exact thing but didn't want to derail the thread. AT was based until season 6 and up. Fuck I miss the old Adventure Time
>>24998538
>a tripfag comes to the thread...
>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT TRIP USERS
Uh.
>Maybe you could go digging for that.
Why? I don't care about wizchan.
>I don't give a shit what m00t says
m00t made 4chan, and thus ultimately decides what is and what isn't fact. Therefore, you not giving a shit doesn't actually have any value.
>>24998215
>>24998215
Whoa wait, terezi doesn't retcon her relationship with Karkat. The wiki doesn't say anything about that. What strip number does it say this?
/r9k/ is shinji if he stuck to his principles and said "no, i'm not piloting the eva" in episode 1
>>24998751
>m00t made 4chan, and thus ultimately decides what is and what isn't fact.
This is the part where I stop responding because it's very clear that you're underage.
>>24998639
Tripfaggot already ruined the thread.
We AT now.
The first 2 episodes and the last 2 episodes of season 6 were the only ones worth watching.
Everything else was just garbage filler.
Stakes was....well I guess it was pretty bad as well. I didn't hate it though.
>>24998883
I didn't watch a lot of adventure time, I heard that they added romance shit though.
Man, I hope that is true.
I wish they stuck to two friends going on adventures and having a blast.
>>24997055
A) kill yourself
B) go back to tumblr
C) shoot someone like you
>>24999019
I meant that I hope that isn't true
>>24999030
>le tumblrtale meme
Epic. Simply epic.
>>24999030
>because some people I don't like enjoy something, the thing must be terrible and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>every other person who enjoys that thing must be one of the people I dislike!
get a load of this faggot
>>24999248
do not respond to /v/ posters
>>24998883
the first few seasons were so god damn comfy. The backgrounds were amazing
>>24996794
add punpun's uncle, please.
>>24999338
another background, pretty comfy if you ask me. Pendleton Ward said he was trying to add a nostalgic feel to the show
>>24998168
>are pointlessly insulting women
Have you realized what happens when women posts here? The misogyny is a defense mechanism to prevent a community of lonely men from transforming into a community of orbiters worshiping a handful of female personalities and stabbing each other in the back to get girls' Skype information. You can post a thread saying, "I'm a woman, AMA" and you'll get upwards of a hundred replies.
>>24997945
>post one picture of tomoko
>get temp banned for avatarfagging
That man has to stop
>>24999398
this is an original comment shajanfd djsn
>>24999484
suck my ass mo0t
>>24999503
/end sperging
>>24999338
Best episode btw.
>>24999398
>>24999484
>>24999503
>>24999529
These are all beautiful though.
Seems like he actually cared about what he was doing.
>>24999553
He seemed to care about the show and it's fanbase. Another nice thing ruined by normies
>>24999799
he cared about the fanbase too much, which turned the show into the stupid clusterfuck it is now
