>some kid used to sell shit from his desk
>he had a small green pencil case i wanted
>claimed there was a turtle
>never let me see it
>never believed him yet it pissed me off for some reason
>when he was away I snatched it and took it to the woodshop area
>took a hammer to it
>turns out there was a small turtle inside
>hide the case in my locker during recess
>he asks some me and some other kids if We knew where his pencil case was
>>28677403
real live turtle or fake turtle?
>>28677403
did the turtle died
>>28677413 real
>>28677418 if it wasnt dead before it was after the hammer hit it
>>28677403
(Cont.)
>classmate asks if I knew where it was
>deny everything
>forget pencil case in locker over the weekend
>the teacher calls the drug dogs to search my locker because it reeked like weed(dead turtle smell)
>asked why there was a dead turtle in my locker on Monday
>mfw I got away with it all
>>28677470
Anon, if it makes you feel any better, turtles require unusually large space for their size and other stringent requirements in order to live and thrive.
The way the kid was doing, keeping it inside a little pencil case like that, it would've died slowly and painfully over the course of a year or two anyway.
>>28677512
true but i still feel bad for it
Donivin if you are reading this I am sorry
>>28677534
Fuck you. I had a turtle stolen at school from me in elementary school.
Kids like you need a bullet in your skull
>>28677555
trips!
also the kid was abusing it
he kept a baby turtle in a small fucking pencil case
>>28677403
Op... why did you take a hammer to the pencil case?
>>28677470
You're a fucking monster, OP. Theft and murder.
>>28677612
It was one of the small ones that would lock
>>28677617
;-;
you are an evil person OP
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>>28677403
You were a cunt for stealing his pencil case but the kid himself deserved it. Keeping a tortoise in the pencil case is stupid and cruel.
Fucked up story kiddo
>>28678150
>tortoise
it was a baby turtle
holy shit my sides
thanks for the laugh OP
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>fambily picnic at lake side park
>found a turtle wandering around
>throw him off ledge into the lake
>go home my friend and be free
>later, proudly telling my dad about it
>"you mean the one by the bathroom?"
>y-yeah "anon that was a tortoise"
>mfw tortoise can't swim
frick i dworn a turtle
>>28679390
rip durdle
>>28677507
>because it reeked like weed(dead turtle smell)
my sides over-expanding to the moon
>>28677555
It was just a prank, broccoli
>>28677555
You seem like a cunt. I would have stolen your turtle too.
