Hey robots, don't despair.
Earlier this year I was a 20yo kissless virgin. I spent too much time on 4chan and playing videogames because I was too sad to socialize, being 5-6/10 facial aesthetics, balding, and a manlet. I had some friends, but I never went out with them too much, my late teen years all I can remember is fapping to loli, listening to /mu/ shit and smoking weed to deal with the pain.
>19 years old, find out I have cancer
>spiral into worst depression of my life, but the cancer wasn't too bad and I eventually beat it
>start taking finesteride for my balding but it gave me major brain fog (as well as being socially awkward as fuck and recovering from depression)
>get a job at a pizza place, meet up with people I knew from high school, they're the psychedelic rock type who live together, trip a lot and throw house parties
Now this is what I meant by "meme magic is real"
>tell them shit like power puff girls is my favorite tv show
>and that I would love to have the power to change genders at will
>tell the one resident anime watcher there that I have a crush on Osaka from Azumanga Daioh (he looks it up and calls me a fag, I tell him at least I'm not a weeb who likes Naruto)
>tell them that when I get a VR headset I'm going to watch the porn
>try to redpill them with /pol/ shit, tell them Trump is the best candidate
>call them degenerates and criticize their lifestyles whenever I can
Continued.
>despite all that, impress them with knowledge of music, I'm not into psychedelic rock but at least a few of them liked stuff like Radiohead and other obscure alternative type music which I'm really into
>introduce them to Rick and Morty and some other shows
>willingly buy drugs like LSD from them because it's a beautiful and not degenerate like /pol/ had me believed
>they think I'm cute and invite me over whenever they throw parties, somehow went from being a recluse loser to hanging out with some of the "most popular" people of our highschool
>all through MEMES
>get laid at a party, was alright but nothing special
>now the most important part, had a crush on a qt in highschool who is really into alt culture as well, meet her at one of their parties and add her on facebook
>still an awkward motherfucker but as long as those guys accept me and I could possibly move in with them then I might be in the home clear of having an enjoyable life for once
I promise you all this is the 100% truth, I'm not here to brag or anything, I am a fucking idiot and don't deserve shit, but I'm sure if I could have made this life work then almost any of you can as well.
Good luck anons! You can turn your life around.
Mabye I don't want to become a faux-normie like you OP.
>>28677392
I'm not a normie though, I don't like going to parties often, I just did it twice and it's probably not going to happen again at least for awhile. They're all pretty qt as well, I mean like they don't sleep around too much, they just really like music and playing music for other people, I should have mentioned that they're all in a band.
But yeah they're not too degenerate, sure they hang around with a lot of degenerates but that's why I like them.
>>28677373
And what is with your cancer?
Another thing....the goal isn't to become a normie. I mean you srsly getting allong with Chads and Stacies? Wtf Anon.
"It is out of th deepest depth that the highest must come to its hight".
We robots go deeper down than annyone. Robots are autistic retarded looser and many of us will be in the depth forever.
But few of us will go up again and will go higher than most people. And what are you doing?
Becoming a fucking mascot? A DOG FOR THE CHADS? And that makes you happy? You're so depended on other people and you're happiness how many "goodies" the Chads throw at you.
You're just a pathetic dog Anon you disgust me.
And what is when everyone leaves you? Than you go into despair again until other Chads come and pet you? That will be the cycle of your life you will be never more than a dog.
>>28677554
I don't hang out with any Chads. These guys are the artsy guys, at least they have taste and listen to decent music and watch good TV (less Family Guy and more of the good shit like Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Futurama, etc). Some of their friends are that type, but I don't hang out with them much, but sometimes it just happens.
I had a blue cell tumor in my parasinal cavity which gave me major nosebleeds, fortunately it was small and didn't spread, I had a few surgeries and now I'm cancer free (and my smell is lessened because they took out some of my olfactory nerves).
>>28677602
By the way, I still fap to loli and watch some anime. My tastes have barely changed at all. I'm still a recluse who spends much of his day playing video games. But now I also have a shot with a qt who I can share most of my tastes with.
>>28677373
I wish you had died from cancer
>>28677602
Well then i'm happy to her than you're cancer free now.
And seems like i got the wrong impression sounded like Chads to me.
Just make sure you don't get turned into a dog and mascot.
And yeah good luck with everything Anon.
>>28677718
/thread
OP is a hipster faggot and was never one of us
die normie
>>28677779
I would call him a halfbreed. He isn't a real robot but he also doesn't seem like a hipster or normie.
Normies don't fap to loli and know Lain.
He must be one of those "stuck between two worlds" guys.
>>28677838
He does it all the fit in
He is just another pathetic normal faggot being "quirky xD"
>>28677838
>Normies don't fap to loli and know Lain
Yes they do. OP is 100% normie and was even before his recent change.
>>28677838
normies fap to loli, but the point is this post about him not humble bragging is just about him humbly braging
>oh look at me I was 20 I was sad and didn't go out but when I did I talked about VR porn and got laid, you can also do it just be yourself teehee xDDDDD just meme xDDDDD
>>28677838
How do you know he just didn't find a pic of Lain and used that as his image?
Fucking hipster ass faggot. Got all his 4chan memes from reddit.
>>28678009
I've never meat a normie who knows animes like Lain,Welcome to the NHK, or other animes like that.
I'm sure there are some normies watching these things to be the "weirdo" but i'm quite sure that most don't. Just go to normie anime forums and you see most normies watch generic shounens like SAO and don't jerk themselve off for being quirky enough to watch anime.
So you turned into one of them?
I wish the cancer had killed you.
>come expecting memes to cure OPs cancer
>just becomes a normie
Don't ever post Lain again you hipster faggot.
Go to a hipster forum and stay there dick weed.
>>28678126
>I wish the cancer had killed you.
This. /r9k/ would be a better place.
>>28677278
>yfw you're JUST BEEIN URSELF
But it worked out for you, so great
>>28678050
Most people who fap to lolis aren't normies. Sure there are always exceptions.
And i don't know sure i can see how his text is just him humble braging but to me it seems more kinda desprate.
He wanted to connect with other people so he played the weird kid card to be entertaining. Because that's what people want in the end. Being entertained. I guess it worked for him.
To me it just seems like him being happy and wanting to share his happiness with the peolpe he thinks are "his kind".
I honestly don't understand why he wanted to connect with hipster normies but at the certain point some humans just want to connect and don't care anymore and just want to connect with other people.
Great now i'm depressed while i'm fapping fuck.
>>28678009
>>28678050
>normies fap to loli
the fuck? no
society isn't at the point where it is "normal" to masturbate to drawn 5 year olds, anyone who faps to lolis regularly and feels no shame or guilt about it is not a normie though he may not be a robot (cyborg)
>>28678370
Most lolis are between 7-12 you fucking faggot.
>>28678370
Total bullshit. Look at all the normie pedos and child molesters. What you fap to has no bearing on whether you're a normie.
>>28678399
walk down the street, find a normie chad and imagine him masturbating to a cartoon 12 year old girl
>>28678406
>normie pedos and child molesters
pedophiles and child molesters can't be normal by definition dumbshit
>>28678440
Sure they can. Think of all the elites revealed in those recent UK scandals. Do you really think those wealthy, powerful, high society types aren't normies?
>>28678353
Thank you anon, you hit the nail on the head. I'm not trying to make anyone feel bad, I just remember how a couple of years ago I just wasn't okay with living the way I was, and the only thing that gave me comfort were boards like /v/, /mu/, /int/, /pol/, etc, as well as my obscure interests. And now I still have those comforts and am quite open about them and somehow made friends with some interesting people who have helped me feel more confident and happy than I have ever felt. And now I can trip regularly (and tripping is fucking awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise).
But again, I must emphasis this:
>start taking finesteride for my balding but it gave me major brain fog (as well as being socially awkward as fuck and recovering from depression)
A lot of the stuff I said was simply by accident, I mean I was always the "entertaining weird kid" but that's what I'm talking about, I said all of that weird shit on accident like about wanting to be the little girl and being borderline perverted and yet these guys still accepted me. It's mindboggling. And they remind themselves of me, just more normie-like. And that's not a bad thing, since most people are just going to be that way because of the way they were raised.
>>28678353
yes, nothing would make the posters on this board happier than a bald midget getting laid by talking about VR porn
>>28678370
you're arguing with an ideologically driven shitposter
you will never persuade him that he doesn't think what he thinks
