Anon-genes, come out of your 'cave'! All your relatives are eating and I want you to say hello!
And DON'T come out naked, buster! You keep that robe ON or I'm kicking you out of your pot!
What a filthy dog
Diogenes was fapping and shitposting thousands of years ago. Pissing off the normies Alexander and Plato with his devious one-liners and tricks. Truly he was the proto-NEET, proto-robot
>tfw you will never be Diogenes
He is the king of the NEETs
>He became notorious for his philosophical stunts such as carrying a lamp in the daytime, claiming to be looking for an honest man.
>He criticized and embarrassed Plato, disputed his interpretation of Socrates and sabotaged his lectures, sometimes distracting attendees by bringing food and eating during the discussions. Diogenes was also noted for having publicly mocked Alexander the Great.
DEVILISH
He was so influencing on philosophy that he made himself a center focal point of the cistine chapel
>>27953811
Think about it, he literally would go to normie lectures to *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
He BTFO'd the most famous conqueror in all of history, reducing him to a mere wagecuck.
>>27953878
he was taken in as a house slave by some master and ended up raising the guys kids and the master loved him and treated him really well
he'd also piss on people in public
>>27953857
isn't that michelangelo at the desk?
>>27953911
raised the guys kids to be really good people*
Diogenes is fucking legendary. Truly a king amongst peasants.
Couldn't handle real philosophers mad banter so he became a literal shitposter.
The ancient equivalent of >>> man
>>27953932
I think it's one of the mathematicians. Not sure though
>>27953937
>"I think here is where you will find the emptiness"
Fuck off helots I'm voting for trumpocles, he's going to build a wall and the seleucids are going today for it.
I just looked this guy up on google, dude was based as fuck.
