Let's say you, Anon, had a son. Grats on losing your virginity.
If you had to impart some wisdom to your child, something to carry him through life, what would it be? What would you teach him?
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>>24973223
these hoes aint Ioyal
Teach him the opposite of how I want him to act so when he rebells he's secretly playing right into my clutches.
Did he seriously think because he is my own flesh and blood change the fact he is just another roach to me?
>>24973223
Stay true to your family and friends. Fuck everyone else.
Tell him to breath through his nose and not his mouth.
>>24973223
His liberty is given to him by god, but it can be taken by mere men. He must learn to defend himself.
If he is not improving, he is deteriorating.
His teenage years are preparation for his future, he should take them seriously.
I would start him on classical guitar, piano, violin and cello at a very young age. I would start him on gymnastics, swimming, and a team sport at a young age too. Around 13 I would start him on olympic weightlifting.
I would homeschool him, but enter him in elective classes at local schools. That way he would get a good education, but he would be able to socialize for a few hours per day.
I would take him hunting every weekend, or at least up into the mountains to shoot. I would raise him in english, german, russian, and arabic (what I know) and encourage him to pursue mandarin as a teenager.
I would get him into west point, it is one of the most rigorous schools in the nation, and it is still center right so he wont have to put up with safe spaces and all that crap.
Or, you know, just go out for a pack of cigs when hes 4 and never come back.
>>24974611
>this whole post
I think walking out on him would actually be better
>>24974679
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