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Quick, /r9k/!
A fierce-some dragon is about to devour the beautiful princess. What do you do?
Whatever
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Fuck the dragon
lick my snout
>>26556563
turn around, leave and go back to town.
I mean, seriously, would you fucking go near a dragon?
realistically, he could bite your head of or claw you so hard that you bleed out on the spot, no chance of recovery.
plus, you know how shit women are. the princess probably won't even say thank you for saving her and then leave you standing there to go and do shallow stacey shit instead.
Video the whole thing for YouTube
>>26556563
>fierce-some
Slay both the dragon and the maiden with my handy excalibur, of course!
>I'm not ready for the commitment when she wants to marry after I save her
LEAVE THE INSTANCE! It works that way right? Game is paused right? If I go back to elementary school my otitis is still there right?
Save the princess so she can reward me with a kiss on the cheek:)
>>26556563
Convince the dragon that there's a lot more gold in it if we film him fucking her and set up a paysite for the videos. wyrmskool.com
>>26556563
She was clearly asking for it!
>>26556563
Help the dragon while masturbating
>>26556563
Looks more like a drake to me from how fucking tiny it is lmbao. I bet the princess has dragon dildos larger than that betacuck drake's dick. Does it even have any special qualities besides being a shit-tier fire breathing lizard? Can it speak? Is it even intelligent? Can it use telekinesis or fucking MAGIC? Can it even reach a bare minimum of mach 10 while flying? I doubt it. Fuck, what a waste of my time jesus christ.
I walk up to them, teleport the princess out of her binds and into a city or some shit, revive the poor knightbro who probably really wanted some princess pussy and teleport him to safety as well, and banish the drake to a dimension where it gets raped endlessly by big black dragon cock. However I'm quite merciful so I'll probably put it out of its misery sooner or later. It's not even worth enslaving as a pet with its shitty stats and abilities.
Afterwards I'll just go back to doing stuff that's more worthy of my time, like watching anime, playing vidya, slaughtering the Great Old Ones, etc.
Kill the dragon so Sir Chadduis of Thunder's Cock can take all the credit.
>go through the trouble of rescuing the princess
>"you're a great friend anon"
>fucks chaddius
>>26556563
Look for my d20 and then proceed to roll a 1
THU'UM!!!
He's a big guy...2original
>>26556984
straight outta reddit
I rescue the dragon, obviously.
Plan B.RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
>>26556563
Ask him to leave the ass and pussy intact
>>26556563
Ask him to save me a piece.
>>26556641
he gets a pass if it's not his native lang
Bind the dragon to my will
>implying that the princess matters since both are going to be eaten by tyranids
Save that majestic, pure-hearted dragon from the cruel clutches of that succubus. It is man's duty to protect the innocent.
>>26556563
why is the damsel always a princess?
why not a peasant or a queen?
Let it happen. Have a pint with the dragon back in his lair. Dragonbro remembers favours.
>>26557661
nobody wants to marry the peasant girl
>>26556563
Barter with the dragon , when I play rpg's i put everything in my inventory , so there might be something that faggot dragon wants
For a price of course...
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>>26556563
>fierce-some
the word you're looking for is fearsome, familia
>>26556984
I thought all 4-legged, winged, fire-breathing lizards are dragons.
Besides, aren't drakes just a subset of dragons?
See if the princess is a roastie.
>>26558737
They're the bitch boys of the Dragon family,most don't even know how to speak or use magic like the guy said,so there's like no worth in killing them except for their skin you can make armor out of. The best tier of Dragons are basically Gods.
>>26556563
go to his den and steal his dragon shekels while he is eating the princess
Get some popcorn.
>>26556563
Lick the princess's feet while the dragon isn't looking
Watch her fucking burn. Use the fire to melt marshmallows. Share with dragonbro and leave.
>>26557855
why not?
I'd rather marry someone like me than some prissy bitch
not a huge wyrm, lure it away
its not a bad death, I'd make sure she new my name before I died
I'd bring my family honor
Call 911 ? Or 112 depending where we currently are..
>>26557936
I think he meant fierce-sum
As in 2 + 2 = fierce
>>26556563
Just make sure it doesn't get any splinters or anything from that stake.
>>26556563
Bring more princesses to feed and tame him/her.
Tame the dragon and keep feeding Stacies to it
>>26556563
I slay the dragon like any good christian should.
masturbate from a safe distance
Sit back and enjoy the show. Not everyday you get to see a dragon eat a roastie. Maybe wait for some beta WKs to show up to get scorched alive or Chad the Prince to show up and die as well.
>>26560727
where in the bible does it mention slaying dragons?
>>26561902
Who is Saint George?
I roll for initiative and once the dragon is slain I rape the princess and sacrifice her to the dark gods.
>>26562524
>not killing the princess and raping the dragon and sacrificing it to the dark gods
>>26562759
Yeah! But why would you even kill the princess. Princess offers political powers, along with other advantages. You can always sacrifice the princess later once you are trusted by the kingdom. And why not make the dragon into armor or some shit, and sell the meat to uneducated peasants for money.
Plant some C4 around it
>>26556563
Run. Like fuck, you're gonna mess with a fucking dragon? Not me, I'm fucking out of there. Maybe call the police or something.
>>26562833
>not bringing a crazy mage to skewer it with explosive swords
I seduce the dragon and have many beautiful half dragon kids. They're just people but with little horns, a scale here or there and maybe a tail.
Hide behind some rocks and jack off to her screams and the blood everywhere. Mmm...
>>26556563
Hmm, well I don't have a bazooka, and buckshot would probably just piss him off. A well placed .308 round might just drop that sucker. I doubt he'd make it easy though and let you just plug him in the eye. Seems like the princess is fucked unless I could get a wizard or something to hold him off.
Kill dragon
Fuck princess
Fuck dragon
Kill princess
Take a video of the dragon eating the girl and sell it for a lot of money.
>>26561902
Michael slays the dragon in Revelation.
>>26562822
Wielding wisdom that surpasses such mortal frailties far exceeds such trivialities.
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
>>26556984
Distinguishing between drakes and dragons is the surest indication of autism there is.
>>26556577
>come to thread to post 'fuck the dragon'
>ctr+f 'fuck the dragon'
>its the second post
MY PEOPLE
roll to yiff the dragon
>>26556563
Slay the dragon and then the princess because she was unchaste.
>>26564705
>look up yiff
>it's furry slang
>>>/out/
>>26564705 yiff in hell scum
>"thanks for slaying the dragon, prince Chad will reward you handsomely"
>get a sword with worse stats than your current weapon
fuck that
say a prayer for the princess's soul.
>>26556563
kill all the beta white knights who try to save her, then hold up my cigar as the dragon tries to kill me with fire, and use the fire to light it
take shit on beta white knights as i smoke dank cigar
>>26566064
jesus fucking christ you could not be more edgy if you tried, and I do not use the word "edgy" lightly. I would be the first to say that the word "edgy" is reserved for plebs since people routinely call me edgy just for having a goddamn fetish, but this post gave me cancer.
>>26566245
if you're serious (i doubt it) then you're a really sensitive man
but every time i try to picture what would happen if a hot girl's tied up and a dragon (or for realism's sake, a big guy) is about to kill her, i can't help but picture like a horde of white knights running to her rescue
and honestly, i'm being 100 percent serious here, it infuriates me. not because they won't be getting anything out of it, but because most fags would literally give up their lives to save some whore
>>26566435
>killing is cool
>smoking is cool
>using a dragon's fire breath to light my cigar as he attacks me is cool
the last one is just too cringe for me to bother addressing anything else. That is "*unsheaths my katana*" territory. That is "I am the main character in my fanfiction and the world revolves around me" territory. You don't fucking get a lit cigar and no other consequences from a dragon's breathing fire at you. That is 100% self-insert mary sue bullshit, and that goes along perfectly with your delusions of just straight successfully killing everyone you want with no issue or struggle. The fact that you would want to just kill people in the first place screams edgy. Murderers and sadists take a profound pleasure in killing their victims because the act of killing is what they want to do, and it's a reflection of self if it's not just a means to an end. When you say you want to kill "white knights" and you just successfully kill them like that, story over, there's no sympathy or deep emotion there; you're just killing them cause you think killing is cool. It's superficial. it's done to try and appear cool, which makes you edgy. Not to mention that you just pulled your victims out of your arse.
everything is wrong with your fantasy. it sounds like literal autist fanfiction.
>>26566651
no i don't think killing is cool, i wasn't trying to sound cool in any way
i just despise white knights so much because they're so fucking weak. they're literally throwing themselves at a chance to save some bimbo who's probably a slut who'd also that same day go and suck the dragon's dick herself because he's dominant
i assume i can kill all the beta white knights because they're bluepilled weak faggots who would give their lives so a female can live. this is the kind of people who enable and support feminists, the refugees welcome bs, cuckoldry and are pro-women should have a voice and pro-sexual liberation for women. they're the reason western society is decaying right now. which is why i want to murder them.
not because i enjoy killing, but because i want to exterminate the cancer that is white knights.
the lighting a cigar with a dragon's breath is just for pure lolz. i respect you taking so much time to analyze my story and criticize it. i respect your ability to get pissed off at me getting away with using a dragon's fire breath and leaving unharmed, when dragons don't even exist.
i'm not pretty certain you're taking my bait on purpose and i salute you for that. it's literally a few sentences i made up in 30 seconds which are the direct result of a pure emotional outbreak.
>>26566843
>my bait
well ok then. it is clearly not "bait" since you yourself assert that it's a consequence of your own opinions, but if you want to reduce your shitty opinions to a trolling attempt then fine. I will obviously not be engaging you further if that's the case.
>>26556563
Tell the dragon he's a cuck and that Grigs is better dragon.
Fly away launched by based High Maelstorm to go call the duke a nigger or some shit.
>>26566899
i wasn't expecting to be taken so seriously in the first place
yes i truly despise white knights and the only way i could express it, relevant to the OP topic, was to express it in a story relevant to the one in the OP......
thanks for replying though, seriously. thank you.
I offer to take the place of the princess. As a true white knight it's the only choice to be mad.I want to be a princess
>>26566965
>st. george saves you and doesn't even fuck you
i think he's the honorary guy who started the "good guy greg" meme
>>26556563
YOOL TOOR SHUL
m2 aim down sight, m1 empty all 7 spaz 12 slug rounds into the beast, g to throw a grenade at it. 2 then m2 and m1 to empty my pistol clip into it, then press 3 to rull out my rpg, m1 fires rpg into the beast, then i press 6 to pull out my knife, m1 m1 two slashes to end the fight.
