>pissed myself in front of my crush
Damn anon at least your ass wasn't hanging out in front of your crush
Unfortunately it happened to me :(
>>28420829
I bet you have a nice juicy ass
>>28420791
You actually jizzed in your pants, Sandler style, but you played it off as pee because that's somehow less embarrassing.
I see how you are
I wish all these posts were real so I could feel like there are people as bad as me, but they're ironic most of the time right?
>>28420882
Actually ... no no they are legit