I thought we should develop a community comedy thread along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" and change it to "you might be a robot"
I feel like we could come up with some great ones.
ie : " IF YOUR TWEETY BIRD TSHRT IS WEARING A TWEETY BIRD TSHIRT YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK."
Or maybe a "here's your (You)" instead of "here's your sign"
that's a really gay idea friend
Can't wait too see the highlights on /r/4chan if this blows up
Not a bad idea but I'm not creative.
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IF YOU MAKE SHITTY GAY THREADS, YOU MIGHT BE AN OP
>If you stare off to the side of people when you talk to them, you might be a robot
You might be a robot if you unironically post in shitty survey threads
>If you litterally shove spaghetti into your pockets, you might be a robot
>if you came to r9k in 2012 and took all the ironic memes about a 'robot' identity seriously because you were new you might be one of the faggots who calls themselves a robot
I think it's a good idea
If you're a male, kissless, handholdless, virgin who cares not for normie things such as politics, sex, or race, and has no desire to ever be in a relationship, you are definitely a robot.
If the only friends you have are virtual,and you're still afraid to talk to them...
>Yoooouuuuuuuu... Might be a robot.
If you came to /r9k/ to laugh at depressed robots... but ended up becoming one yourself.
You might be a robot
>if you get sweaty palms talking to a woman on the phone... You might be a robot.
>if you didn't have a reason to buy a yearbook because you know no one would sign it or if they did it was the default template "didn't get to kno u but u seemed funny n cool have a great summer heehee"
Of course anything that's not a neet/does this make me gay/2d waifu claim thread dies.
I'm just trying something new guys pls.. This is why we can't have nice things.
