Massive Pussy General
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Who here /massive pussy/?
>be me alone in dorm
>pretty big (for me) spider on wall
>sit staring at it for like 15 minutes trying to figure out what to do
>realise the more time goes on the more chance it has of dissapearing behind something
>decide to spray it with deodorant
>it falls off the wall and starts running around
>I get scared shitless and just run out my room
>feel sick like I need to spit, I hate spiders
>really can't go back in my room, too scared
>cave in and ask Chad a couple of doors over to deal with it
>I never talk to him so he looks at me weird, but I try my best to explain
>he obviously relishes in the opportunity to make a fool of me
>walks in and catches it in a cup, throws it down the toilet
>Chad probably thinks I'm an even bigger weeb faggot now
It's just a fucking spider I kill those cunts daily
I'd sooner die than ask for chads help
>>28335489
That picture is a joke right? I didn't know such levels of hover hand were achievable
>only girl that ever showed a bit of interest in me
>too scared to ever make a move during any of our dates
>she lost interest
Fuck my life
>>28335489
I'm in the process of getting a permit to conceal carry a firearm.
