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Cheeky thread before wagekeking starts edition
Pakis get out now.
I once worked in Catherham, lived in Lewisham next to goldsmiths college, it was like s dream. Then I had to get back to my 3rd world eternal prison
I just can't understand how you guys can be sad living in UK
Been up since 3am. Sleeping pattern is fucked. Already had a tidy up.
early morning shitpost. good luck with today's day of work fellow wagekeks
Morning everyone~
Who else here /wantstogobacktosleep/?
I wish I could stop thinking at night. It's so difficult to fall asleep when I am analysing all of the events in my life that led to me being such a failure. Oh well.
Hope you have a good day~
>tfw you hate your job so much that you actively only shower once every two working days so you have a little extra time away from it.
I'm disgusting and I know it anons. But the job has done this to me. I wish I could afford to quit.
>>24830978
showering every other day is a reasonable amount
shower too often and you remove all the natural oils that are necessary for good skin health
Could barely get out of bed this morning lads.
>tfw no waifu to iron my work shirts.
Srsly they're all piled up in the floor. It's 8:30 and I don't know what to do.
>>24831024
I DO have a pretty decent complexion now that I think about it.
(Shame being fat displaces that a ton)
thanks for making the thread early OP
hate waiting until late morning for the thread and can never be bothered to make one myself.
>>24830896
my sleep is always shit.
fell asleep at about 9pm woke up at midnight and was awake for a few hours then i fall asleep and wake up again at 6am
>>24830305
grass is always greener mate
>had a dream I was back in school
>my oneitis was my girlfriend
>wake up and feel awful
she probably doesn't even remember my name
it's been ten years now
>mfw eating 5 packs of Space Raiders daddy brought me back from the shop
>>24831480
Better be pickled onion flavour m8
>>24831507
It's a mix of flavours.
handsome guy present and correct
>>24831507
glad this bitch is dead
what a cunt
>>24831532
>ywnb as handsome as me
How does it feel, baldy?
I can never sleep at a normal schedule. I always go to sleep at 6am and wake up at 11-12. I stay up every night thinking about how shit my life is so i can never fucking fall asleep unless i'm about to pass out tired.
Kill me I've had enough of this world
>>24831562
>tfw energised and happy at night
>sluggish and grumpy during the day
I try to sleep early every night but I just can't
>>24831533
don't talk shit about my apprenticefu
>>24831561
What mixed race abomination is that?
>on holiday in Iceland
>home is being flooded
Shall I just stay here lads
>>24831638
if that means you live in Cumbria or Wales then yes
>>24831589
I'm in the same boat. Someone told me that it takes a few weeks for your body clock to adjust again. It is a fucking nightmare. Feeling like shit throughout the day and going to bed early.
>>24831589
it's not about putting yourself in bed early and hoping you'll fall asleep
you need to force yourself to get up at a certain time, even if you haven't had enough sleep.
after a couple days it should work itself out.
How many people do you know that have gotten their jobs legitimately? ie not been set up or not known someone there beforehand.
I only know one person, and he has a degree and was applying for jobs at everywhere he could find for 6 months.
>>24832015
me, only 2 people interviewed for my job though
stayed up till like 4am. was hoping to sleep in all day. suddenly 10am cant even shut my eyes. having a cup of tea, hope I can go back to bed till atleast 2pm.
see if the cunt of a postman will bring me something nice.
>university blackboard page is down
>bunch of coursework due for 12 today
degree is going down the shitter
>mfw I bought Yakuza 5 for 33 quid
Why are little dogs so aggressive? Everywhere i go I can hear wee fuckers yelping. Fucking overgrown rats.
>>24832376
They're the dog equivalent of manlets with a Napoleon complex
>>24832015
I got the first job I applied for after leaving uni, was shitting myself but the interview was a piece of piss.
>Time off work because of flood damage
Thanks for the rain Jesus
Looked on my ex's facebook. Looks like she's moved on, and I'm back where I started, here, with no friends.
is it worth paying 6GBP to go watch Spectre on my own?
>>24832858
Follow your dreams, anon
original comment
>>24832858
I go to the cinema by myself all the time m8, who gives a fuck
The only activity that you should never do by yourself is have dinner at a restaurant
>>24832906
I was gonna grab lunch at spoons, that's ok right?
>>24832906
I do this all the time and there's nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with a cheeky meatball marinara.
just failed by college course, anyone know any good sites for finding jobs?
>>24832906
I eat out alone all the time.
I'm actually more comfortable eating alone at a restaurant than going to the cinema alone.
>>24832978
reed
monster
gradcracker (probably shouldn't bother with this one)
jobsearch
indeed
fish4
jobsite
totaljobs
Other than jaffa cakes, what are things that we have that Americans don't really have an equivalent of? I'm trying to do an exchange of things with someone in the future and it's really difficult
>>24832978
Indeed is pretty reliable
>>24833037
>>24833051
thanks
americans don't have football violence
>>24832015
Me I guess. I know other people who got their job's legit too. It's just all luck really.
But to be fair I don't enjoy my job at the moment.
What the fuck lads, my spots have come back.
Used to have fairly bad acne when I was 14-17, pretty much all gone when I was 19.
I turned 20 last month and in the last four to six weeks it's come back for no fucking reason. Not too bad, pretty much like pic related. What do?
>>24833086
JU5T
ex gf catalog. match the description to the picture:
>too normie
>batshit insane
>sjw
>drunk
>lesbian
>vacuous
..remember they are ex gf's for a reason.
>>24824005
Is that good?
Mines 6 semi I thought it was fairly average.
>>24833086
If your ski is anything like mine, I'd recommend washing your face with cold water in the morning, then with warmish water and a facewash in the evening. If the waters too hot repeat washing can actually damage your skin. A clean towel on your pillow everynight stops the pillow from collecting grease and dirt, which in turn will make any more spot outbreaks less likely. Sudocrem on spots before bed will help to reduce any redness on your face and will dry out the little bastards. Good luck.
>>24833103
Is that in the right order with images from when you were dating them? Some look proper rotten, like 30+.
>>24833086
Are you changing your pillowcases frequently? I've never had a problem with acne but if I don't change my pillowcase often enough I do start to get spots.
>>24833103
Top row: SJW, Drunk, Batsit
Bottom row: Vacuous, too normie, lesbian
Did I win?
>>24833103
What is wrong with people who take these pictures. If you go through women's pics on any social media shit you'd think their entire life revolved around going out or going to sun themselves in a hot country.
What do they do otherwise?
>>24832015
I have never got a job that wasn't through nepotism.
Not in a posh way like Daddy putting me up in his firm, just small shit like a mate having a word with the manager or one of my mum's friends needs help in her cafe while her son's away.
It's the only way to get work mate, I cannot tell you how much shite I've applied for online, never even got an interview from it.
>>24833111
6" bone press untermensch
>tfw above average sized dick considered small by literally everyone's standards.
Thanks, porn.
>>24833115
nah, bottom left and centre are my first two. it all went downhill from there as my stock as a person declined.
these are quite recent pictures, all of them are 27-29 now, so 30 isn't exactly far off the mark.
>painful spot on my lip
>just popped it
>>24832015
someone i went to school with has a high-up job at sky news. he wasn't that smart, but still got into a good uni (durham) despite fucking up his exams. someone punched him in the face or something during exam time and he had to go to hospital. this circumstance somehow helped him get into uni. he got a 2.2 in the end.
before my school, he was at an international school in luxembourg. his father was an international businessman of some kind. whatever it is he does, i'm sure it didn't hurt in helping this kid get where he is today.
>>24831480
You don't need expensive brand crisps to be a earth rocker.
>>24833123
4/6. good effort.
just got back from jobcentre lads
was a pretty cute lesbian-looking security guard standing watch, had me al flustered
>>24833141
i got one job in a warehouse through an agency ages ago, probably before the recession really hit actually.
i got one in a nightclub because they were losing staff every week and were desperate
everything else was through people I know. the only responses I got from online were those bullshit scam jobs. stuff like outbound calling shite that no one will do.
>>24830896
Just let your mind go blank bro!!!
Also just be yourself!!
Lads how do I acquire a chav gf?
>>24833339
now that i think about it, they were training new people in the warehouse every week as well. people would last a fortnight before quitting on average.
>>24830065
Another day at the office tomorrow OP. It would be so much easier going to work, and knowing I could come home to a woman I can cuddle and make out with.
But alas, I do not have that luxury, and I doubt I ever will.
I'm damn tired robots, dunno if I can do this for much longer.
>>24833205
Worst spot location coming through
>have to sit here between 12 and 2 waiting for the jobcentre to call me
If they want to speak to me why not just ask me to go in at a specific time? Instead of giving me a 2 hour window where I can't fucking do anything
post your favourite brit band
>>24833406
Shit, you can never squeeze that mother fucker.
Lip for some reason is hell, but always so satisfying to pop.
Got counsellor in a hour, should I mention my waifu?
>>24833602
yes it's a clear mental health issue
>>24833625
Are they going to be mean about it?
>>24833602
don't just mention your waifu, you have to explain why you have her and your detatchment from 3D
>>24833448
Proper English music, lad.
Social worker has sent me a bunch of sheets to fill out and I can't be arsed. Stuff like "relapse prevention" and "goals".
It's always embarrassing when I go to a meeting and have to pretend I didn't realise I had to fill something out though.
>have to send the dole proof of my bank account for oct/nov
>they will see all the shit I buy
HELP
lads how do I get some cheeky autism pounds
>>24833684
>have to send the dole proof of my bank account for oct/nov
Why? What did you do to fuck up?
>>24833653
My counsellor is female though, I think she'll get offended if I go into detail on why 2D is superior.
>>24833684
They are just bothered about the balance not what you spend it on.
>>24833707
youve already fucked up by having a female counsellor, youll never be able to give your real feelings to a woman
>tfw talking to a qt Icelandic gril
What do I do lads?
>>24833692
I was randomly selected to make sure there was no change in my circumstances. They want me to prove what I said about my bank is legit (which it is)
>tfw I sent my mate money I owed him with the note "PLASTIC SPACESHIPS"
FUCK
>>24833710
I said is it just balance and they want a full statement with transactions
>>24833720
It's from the NHS, I couldn't get to choose.
>>24833724
ask her is she wants to breed
>>24833724
learn to do the tv accent
>>24833725
Harsh one, a few years ago I had to do that and I just sent them my hideously depressing bank balance.
Does vodka ever leave your system? this hangover just refuses to leave right now, made a small fry up for lunch to try and drown the booze in grease, i fucking love eggs on toast
>>24833725
I had to send my savings book and balance in about a month ago for ESA circumstance check. Nothing has changed so far.
I had to 400 quid transfers to my mother within 1 week of each other titled "3 monthly rent" kek.
The over all amount should be more or less the same as last time they checked though.
>>24833749
It's not just my savings account, they want my actual bank account too as that apparently counts as savings
>>24832945
spoons is always acceptable, i live for their bangers and mash right now
>>24833725
plastic spaceships sounds like some weird drug thing to me.
>>24830065
So how does one deal with poleaboo? Is this person simply broken? How do you deal with a broken person in society? Should him and those like him be euthanized?
>>24833759
I had to give them a statement too.
Don't worry about it, nothing you can do.
>>24833749
How much do you get a week on ESA?
>>24833382
>be chav
>go outside with other chavs
Backpage has some chavy hookers normally though
>>24833774
About 500 a month
Where do you guys all live?
>>24833448
portishead are amazing, just a shame they only made 3 albums before disappearing off the face of the earth
>>24833792
So you're on the support group?
>>24833798
Yes
feadwadwawdaw
>>24833796
Guildford, unfortunately. Or, as the locals refer to it "Giwfud"
Who else adds common online slang to the word checker function on Firefox as red lines annoy you?
>>24833797
Sour times!
>>24833796
South Oxfordshire
>>24833818
Same senpai. I was wondering if there was any other way to collect more bennies.
>>24833448
rhyme asylum (if they are classed as a band)
the police
>>24833796
The most irrelevant place ITT I'm sure.
>>24833847
If you lived alone you'd get more I guess, and you can get PIPs but I can't be bothered to go through the trouble. I'm fine at the moment breaking even.
>>24833796
south of Hampshire
>>24833796
Brighton senpai
I'm a massive fag
>>24833949
be my bf please desu?
Who here not a virgin?
Need advice.
>delivery fucktard from amazon came to my house at 2:30 yesterday
>wazoo or whatever service halford uses delivers today, it's already 1pm, so he's gonna be here in the afternoon
Who the fuck thought this shit was smart? like do they not realize fucking no one is at home at that hour? then they fucking dump it to your neighbors or someshit or make you travel 20 minutes to some warehouse to get it.
fuck these niggers.
>>24833796
Chav central
>>24833796
Liverpool lad
>>24833966
advice on what
benis goes in banjina
>>24833966
What advice would you like
>>24834004
My condolences lad
This girl is obsessed with me, to stalkerish levels. I always though tit would be kind of hot to have a girl obsess over you since I've always been the loner kid but this isn't hot as all, it's pretty annoying. The most beta part is I'm still tempted to ask her out so I finally have a gf
>>24834045
fuck off id kill to have a girl stalk me
>>24834045
is she qt?
original comment
>>24834054
Thats what I thought mate, maybe I just have a boring stalker or something
>tfw she'll never sneak into my room at night and tie me down
>>24834060
Not really, pretty bland, at least she is skinny I guess
>>24834078
tell me whats so boring
>>24834060
Obviously not a qt otherwise he wouldn't be complaining
>>24833964
Wh-where you at though?
>>24834090
She just keeps asking to hang out, like every day, I wouldnt really say shes a stalker but shes messaged a few times saying she saw me out in town which creeped me out a bit
>>24834102
not near brighton, though we can still travel to each other to cuddle and fall asleep together,and maybe you can suck my dick and let me jerk you off and get to the fugging
>>24834114
Christ you're a fucking faggot, you didn't even know what you wanted. You don't want a stalker, and judging from your comment before and her tying you up, you just are into light femdom.
>>24834014
>>24834009
How do you not bust so fast.
She gave me a handjob and I came in 3 minuits and then we tried to fuck and I couldn't get hard again.
It was a 1 night thing so I doubt I'm ever gonna get the chance again but just incase
>>24834148
I always thought I did want a stalker, but since the most basic of stalker things creeped me out, I guess not
>>24833964
I believe in you senpai, you'll find someone eventually.
>>24833796
nookastle
>>24834151
Comes with experience I think
if possible try to have a wank shortly before (like the night before or closer depending on how often you usually do)
>coming back from work yesterday
>coppers at tube station
>Think to myself they are taking this leytonstone thing serious
>It's literally just one 5ft nothing policewoman
Yes, she will stop the snackbars from murdering anyone. Doesn't even have a gun the dozy cow.
Thinking about murdering my dad
>>24834263
>shortly before
>like the night before
dont people wank multiple times a day?
>>24834239
pls vocaroo plssss
>>24834313
Same mate
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
test, I may be banned for no reason whatsoever
>>24834398
you'll be banned for being a faggot
>>24831507
>>24831533
>>24831614
Someone I know was seeing her like 6-7 years ago, she used to be a firebreather/dancer in Liquid (club) in Portsmouth
>>24833724
Ask if they have any good deals on
>>24833796
Liverpool desu lad
>>24833796
Bournemouth, not from here tho
>>24833873
Where abouts?
>>24834568
Southampton lad
>>24833796
Kentish man
>>24833406
>>24833490
>squeezing spots in the zone of death
chavs are distugst me
fucking inbreds
That staker girl messaged me again lads, should I just go see her and put an end to robot-dom
>>24833796
ESSEX
god's county
>>24834652
Only if she's fit.
>>24834664
She isnt but its not like I can aim too high
>>24834652
any pics?
>>24834680
pussy is pussy dude, go for it, wear a johny in case she is baby crazy, but a roots a root
>>24834680
post her lad
>>24834239
Y'areet pet, don't really know half of these other places you guys live representing for the midlands here.
>>24834692
>>24834699
Don't judge me too hard lads
>>24833321
Are you grill?Not original thought.
>>24833796
bangor, northern ireland.
>>24833796
North Yorkshire
>>24834731
she looks a bit crazy but would be a good fuck I reckon
go for it lad
>>24834731
I'd still dip my wick mate.
>>24834731
Dude, why are you even hesitating? She looks fine, you got a good catch there without even having to pull!
>>24834731
would cuddle and shag 2bh
>>24834757
>>24834759
>>24834763
>>24834769
Guess I'll go for it lads
>inb4 she accuses me of false rape
>>24834809
good luck m8
original comment
>>24834809
Do it, at least you get some free pussy with a risk, hot as fuck tbqh
>>24834809
post tiddies if you fuck plz
>>24833796
>All these people living in cities
/Birmingham/ here... Why do I have to live In this shit hole
>>24834731
She looks identical to my ex, including the wigIf her name's Katie then just run because she's fucking crazy
>hear craigslist can get you easy pussy
>try it
>everyone is spambot
>if their not spambots they just ask for you card details
suppose all the slags are on tinder these days
>>24833797
I wonder where they could have gone.
>>24834897
Nah its not but I'm sure she's crazy anyways
Postman still didn't bring me the thing,
Think its time to murder the postman.
>>24835087
Bro, same boat here, i been waiting for some twat to deliver a replica warhammer for 3 months now, trying to ask for a refund lately but i think he might have scrammed at this point, dunno if paypal can help
>>24835124
whered you buy from?
sure you can open a dispute with paypal for item not received, it`ll put a hold on his account and he will have to sort it out or you get a refund.
but do it now, 3 months is a long time, I got scammed the same way once, it was too long to do anything.
>>24835300
irregular props, there larp people, in two days it'll be 3 months exactly, i'll message them and if they haven't got results by then i'll open the dispute.
How do i get on ESA lads?
I've got a life of minimum wageslavery to look forward too, so it seems i might as well just give it up when bennies gives the same amount.
>>24835344
are you actually a broken human being?
>>24833949
MARRY ME
NOW
>>24833796
fucking dudley
>>24833796
N E W C A S T L E
Original comment
>>24835344
cut your achilles tendon with a hacksaw
I'd recommend anaesthesia
>>24834239
I'd love to see Cheryl Cole take black cock
>>24833796
Reading
original comment
>>24835555
vocaroo plss mate
I owe 567 punds and I'm a neet
what do?
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>>24835344
You will need to get evaluated.
Supposedly it's VERY hard but most robots seem on it so who knows? I got on it with anxiety/depressing/suicidal problems.
I guess it comes down to who your evaluator is.
>>24835578
sell self on craigslist lad
>>24835578
depends who you owe money
>>24835570
Now you've read it, where do you live? Or are you still reading?
>>24835594
most robots are broken people
>>24835578
Buy some weed and smoke it with me? Or save it, nothing worse than paying rent then living just above your overdraft
>>24835618
Countless robots are in Uni and have a job.
>even number of people in class
>still end up without a partner
Starting to get really sick of these normies desu~
>>24835486
Depends on what you mean.
I can hold down a job, but i'm a beta social retard.
>>24835644
You wont get ESA.
>>24835644
>I can hold down a job,
Then you're not worthy of ESA.
>>24835617
no m8 i live in Reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Berkshire
>>24835644
ESA means unfit to work.
I got a few months after a failed suicide attempt (and a permanently fucked up kidney).
It's funny how baeurocratic people can be with the suicidal. You're just a name on a piece of paper.
>tfw live in middlesbrough
pls kill me irl
>>24835678
>Only a few months
Learn to work the system, senpai.
>>24835644
Just say you're depressed and get a sick note from your gp. It isn't hard.
>>24835713
I didn't want sympathy, I wanted to be dead
>>24835654
I'm not really interested in the reading rates in Berkshire, I just want to know if you've finished reading the question yet.
No friends.. feeling pretty lonely desu
>>24835722
So edgy, so drama~~~~
>>24835762
I'll be your friend desu anon
>>24835722
Nice dubs friendobut check these
how many of you retards are actually disgusting pakis? remember you're anonymous so no reason to lie
>>24835780
Nice to know, thanks, but you probably wouldn't if you met me.
>>24835776
well this is an anonymous image board, be as edgy as you feel
>>24835807
Why?
original comment
can I just stick my pillow and mattress into the washing machine with one of those "pods" that disintegrate?
>>24833766
>wanting to genocide half of /r9k/
>>24833796
Middlesbrough, well close enough anyway
Sat playing some heroes of the Storm, going my daily then I might play a bit of EU4 though I'm absolutely brass at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4I_INoagY
>>24835869
only if you want to set off a thermonuclear reaction
>>24835869
I don't think you'll fit a mattress in the washing machine. Pillows and duvet should be alright tho
>>24835891
>someone else from middlesbrough on r9k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24835833
Bad at conversation, nothing much interesting to actually say, bit of a psychopath I don't seem to empathize with anyone, even though I can hide it kind of well. Just don't see why anyone would bother.
>>24835918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Actually live closer to Stockton-on-Tees but no fucker knows where that is
>>24835939
>literally the same
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOHGODWHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>24835923
Because most of us are exactly the same, experiencing the same crippling loneliness you are and want to put an end to that by interacting with someone who will understand their catastrophic conversational fuckups rather than going back to other normies to tell them all how weird you are.
It's unlikely that many of us live in the same city though so most of us are fucked. If any of us could meet up and hang out I'd be up for it. Would be nice to hear a robot success story.
>>24835956
>N-N-Norton??
>>24835992
Roseworth so pretty much down the road
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>>24835939
Qtapoota
>>24835998
Wanna go smoke some fags under the blue bridge?
>Freezing
>Too early to start the fire
>Can't figure out how to turn the heating on
I feel like one of those old people
>>24836024
don't wana get murdered desu
>>24836045
>>24836024
>>24835998
>>24835992
>>24835956
>>24835939
>>24835918
>>24835891
top samefagging this.
>>24836064
Filename related
>>24835972
What you're saying is true, to be hi eat with you id be up to hang out aswell, but yeah, distance is an issue, and finding someone like minded who lives close to you should be treated for what it is, a blessing.
I did see a while ago that there was a meetup in London, I don't live too far from London, I'm in Essex, but in curious, if anyone knows how it went, as to how it went.
>>24836096
Honest, not hi eat, fucking phone.
>>24834568
Where in bournemouth lad?
>>24836086what's your steam desu?
>>24836096
Meetups will always end in failure, everyone will try too hard and cliques will inevitably form which are naturally detrimental to robot stability.
If people just met up to chill things would be much better.
>>24836172
ESOTERiC
with the jojo avatar
>>24834559
>>24834004
Liverpool 5
>>24836190
Yeah, like a place people went and whoever's there is there, but again, it's impractible because of distance.
>tfw no robot friendship
>Poleaboo sold Arkham Knight
>4 quid above what he bought it for, enough to cover the postage cost but ebay/paypal fees would eradicate his profit
>Went to local paki postoffice
>The one in town is only 5 minutes away but this one is closer still and he wanted to support local paki businesses
>Noticed one of the local paki opticians advertising Man City glasses frames - would have liked a pair of those
>>24836264
>poleaboo is a filthy plastic fan
shameful
>>24836238
>robot living next to a football ground
oh dear lord
>>24835344
this is the problem with the benny system Tbh
>>24835654
>spergs in charge of understanding humour
>>24835754
>>24835617
don't worry lad I thought it was very funny
>>24836274
scouse power, not a robot just gave up hope ages ago
sick of this poleaboo meme Tbh
worse than tripfags, at least they can be filtered
>>24836326
Same. Google confirms.
It's shit being an /r9k/ish scouser.
>>24836264
>Went to local paki postoffice
Why is Poleaboo trying this hard to fit in?
He IS a paki.
>>24836415
He supports UKIP though, confirming that racism is not the driving factor behind racism, it's social isolation.
>>24836454
UKIP isn't racist though, you dirty paki.
>>24836415
Because you and your toxic culture fucked with his already damaged, confused and vulnerable psyche
>>24836466
>toxic culture
How dare people want England for white people, sir Kuckold.
Please check my privlege.
>>24836377
it's a special feel
>>24836461
Well in a sense you're right, as an organisation nothing can really be racist, it's inanimate and therefore incapable of independent thought or even action to be racist.
The people that have been involved with UKIP in the past however have been proven to be racist, some of them knowingly, some not, said racist things and were recorded.
After each incident, the party had miraculously been detoxified and was no longer racist, but a few months later, another incident always occurred. Based on past form, UKIP is due another racist incident pretty soon, will they be racist then? Or will it just be that person? When that person is gone will UKIP no longer be racist?
I'm assuming you're a straight white male, would you feel comfortable for a person who has made comments in public about straight white males being the worst thing in the world to be the Prime Minister? What if her party was absolutely not racist because they said so and had no overtly racist policies?
>>24836515
>white people
If you'd at least said white-British but that that makes you sound like a racist and an idiot
Centuries of war were fought fighting off French, Spanish and German invasions
>>24836584
>Centuries of war were fought fighting off French, Spanish and German invasions
So that means England should now let pakis in and dominate their land? Do you liberal fucks even listen to yourself?
>>24836415
In this town, Poleaboo feels most large business (retail outlets etc) have a bias towards hiring white people.
Pakis therefore had to start their own businesses, business that only hired pakis and initially relied on paki trade in the town. These businesses soon flourished and small white businesses were non-existent.
Hence growing up, Poleaboo only ever saw white people working for bigger companies (probably for minimum wage), this gave him the false impression that they were more successful and it was an achievement to wageslave alongside the white man, hence he was happy working at McDonalds and the amusement park.
Going to the Star Wars midnight showing next week with a cute girl, don't even like Star Wars
>>24836633
I'm saying you're an inconsistent, racist little idiot
Being anti-immigrant is fine as long as you hate ALL immigrants, regardless of race
but picking out specific groups makes you a racist and you should be ignored
>>24836579
>would you feel comfortable for a person who has made comments in public about straight white males being the worst thing in the world to be the Prime Minister?
Your own awful, lazy logic has been fucked here by yourself. Every UKIP member got kicked out, none were made the main person capable to be PM. Jesus, at-least try.
wow this thread got really retarded really quick
>>24836655
I dunno man, it was probably just sloppy wording. Most racists I've met tended to hate white immigrants, especially poles, as much as if not more than they hated brown people.
>>24836655
Frenchman, Spaniards and Germans are capable at interrogating though. Pakis can't because of the cancer of Islam. Cry like a baby about racism it's right.
>>24836687
Yes, they got kicked out and then the party was suddenly clean.
Why is the party definitely absolutely positively 100% clean now since the last racist incident? Why won't there be another? What's stopping someone with these closet racist views taking over the party?
>>24836717
OK, you're to be ignored. Go back to /pol/ if you want a response
>>24836743
Only a paki could think Islam is compatible with the Western world.
>>24835555
>>24834239
Why are there never any robot meetups in newcastle, there are always loads of us in the britfeel threads.
Would it be like when /b/ couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery?
>>24836326
>>24836377
http://fuckyeahscousebirds.tumblr.com/
Christmas Holly
>>24836784
I'd kill to see her take black cock
>>24836743
this is the best move mate. they're not worth putting attention and effort towards. they'll melt when they're not being listened to, trust me.
>tfw still no brit bf
>>24836766
>can't even go 4 posts without someone mentioning eyebrows
God I fucking love Liverpool.
>>24836833
http://fuckyeahscousebirds.tumblr.com/page/3
>>24836238
Student so Liverpool 7 boys ww@
>>24836655
>Immigrant from terrorist country shows up and either explodes or has 60 kids and claims benefits
>French immigrant shows up and is really rude to everyone
>Danish immigrant shows up and is a cool guy
Hating pakis isn't racism, it's common sense
>>24834754
Hey pal, where abouts? Near York or Leeds?
>>24836937
Kenny? RIP.
>>24836766
>>24836855
It's so blue.
She must be totally mental.
>>24837057
where you livin?
>>24837173
http://fuckyeahscousebirds.tumblr.com/image/79482960683
>>24837185
L4, annie on the doorstep laa
sat in the hairdressers waiting to get my haircut lads
>>24837261
any good shit to do in liverpool, spend most of my days inside working or chilling
This girl randomly gave me her number at college today, she's chubby not that pretty but she said she liked my shoes, should I text her, seems like an easy fuck but not sure if I can morally do it to myself.
What should I do lads?
>>24837261
nice g red or blue?
>>24833796
i'm from nottingham senpai
>>24837250
they're all skanks... wouldn't go near
>>24837329
I wouldn't bother desu. Sounds like she is asking you too though, probably don't need to worry too much about the morality of it.
>>24837329
Pics??
Bloxxolb
>>24837277
There's a driving range by Aintree race course, there's Aintree race course.
Shiverpool tours are brilliant.
The big wheel in town is interesting.
There's always something on at the echo arena.
You should definitely go to Anfield and Goodison at least once.
Have you ever just walked around town looking at shops? There's a cheeky nandos up at the top of Liverpool One just by the garden bit.
Loads of museums and art galleries if you're in to that stuff. There's a maritime museum by the uni as well, up the road from the wigwam.
You should get involved with guild stuff if you're a student, the socialist society in Liverpool will blow your mind.
>>24837368
I mean the morality of me fucking a random fat not very pretty girl, not sure I could lower my standards that far
>>24837409
Don't have any, she just gave me a bit of paper with her name and phone number on it
>>24837330
There are two great teams on Merseyside...
>>24837511
Try typing the name into Facebook my friend
First time going into central London during rush hour.
Surreal forcing my way onto an already full train and being sardined. They had like bouncers in hi vis jackets to stop people trying to get in after the guy behind me.
Nice place though.
>>24837515
na just the reds
>>24837869
>calls himself a red
>doesn't know the quote
lmao fuck off
>>24837515
>There are two great teams on Merseyside...
No, there's the former great reds and the never great but super butthurt about it blues.
>>24837880
quote?
>>24837444
thanks for that lad
>>24837891
>>24837932
There are two great teams on Merseyside. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.
- Shanks, honourary scouser.
inb4 who even is shanks from these plastic part times fans
>>24837974
ye lick windows la
>>24837848
It just said hollie
Hardly gonna have much luck with that my friend
>>24838045
You're frantically googling "Shanks" right now.
>yfw Women are legally allowed to be pedos
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3351230/Babysitter-sex-11-year-old-boy-NOT-jail.html
>>24838139
i'm 27 girl defo know who shanks is
>go on /int/'s brit to see why everyone here hates it
>as expected, full of normies
>tfw you recognise posters from here
Feeling a little bit betrayed tbqh lads~
>>24838195
Oh yeah, you just had a brain fart when presented with the first half of one of his most famous quotes right?
>>24838207
i just thought oh yeh shanks was the man
>>24838251
Remind me, what is Shanks' full name?
>>24838291
The Shankies
>>24838291
i'd say william
>>24836784
> that emotion that occurs when you realise holly will never be your gf
>>24838321
Who is she anyway?
>>24838343
generic blonde nobody
britain is god tier. im amerifat but i wish i was british.
>>24838318
You think this guy is Shanks?
>>24838358
>delusional teaboos who've never actually been here
Sad desu
>>24838343
The love of my life. Oh, you mean her name?
How do you not know Holly Willoughby?
>>24838197
I'd never let you down, tilde
>>24838367
william 'bill' shankly
>>24838384
Is she the one Vernon Kay gets to stick hisdick in?
>>24838441
No, that's Will.I.Am.
Jesus you don't know who anyone is do you?
>>24838384
I don't watch tv desu senpai
>>24838453
Couldn't tell you, tibbyhonest pham. I just look at pictures of her and watch This Morning with the sound off.
With word filters, does the robot remember desu or desu, or are they both treated the same
>>24838321
ive shoke her hand. wbu senpai
>>24833796
Cumbria
>tfw living underwater atm
Fucking flung
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449600395443.webm
>>24838727
That dog got wrecked
>>24830065
Alright boiz, anyone /drugs/ sort me out?
I was told by a teacher last year that I probably have ADD/ ADHD. I don't want to be diagnosed or prescribed any adderall type shit because I want to join the Royal Marines within the next year. I currently work on a chemical plant and do quite heavy written work which im failing. Would it be worth going on the dark web and buying adderall, Ritalin type shit? Or even noopept to stay legal??
Cheers currently doing all nighter because I've fucked it LADS
>>24838980
dark web is an FBI honeypot lmao
just had a satisfactory frozen dinner
>6 word story and 500 word essay due in tomorrow morning
>>24839176
Fuck, they have you writing stories now? When will it end?
>>24839176
>500 word essay
cmon man
The Ombudman's coming to get. you.
>>24839176
Six word story sounds pretty easy.
>>24839218
But it's a free writing task on one of several embarrassing pseudo-philosophical topics like, "Do good and evil exist?" and "The nation is controlled by..."
>>24839100
Why should I care about the FBI?
>>24839176
>Two 5,000 word projects due first week of Spring term
>Done 8,500 words for my rationale of one of the projects
>Still done none of my dissertation
>5,000 and 3,500 word essays in next term
Only one exam though, feels noice man.
>>24839322
The Babylonian Brotherhood, reference their appearance, who was in it, and david icke. He is right about it all.
>>24839324
lndeed
>>24833796
sutton m8
>>24839176
I don't think I've had a 500 word essay as a main assignment since I was 14.
>>24839398
What's that Pepe supposed to be? Looks like something from Half-Life (and probably a dozen other games I haven't played/can't remember).
>>24839176
>6 word story
Oscar Wilde's "For sale: Baby shoes, never worn" is a good one.
>>24839176
>was supposed to find a partner for tomorrow
>exam tomorrow which I haven't revised for
>presentation on friday which is still unfinished
>found out I've been doing a 10,000 word assignment wrong when I was almost finished and it's due next week
>two more exams next week that I haven't studied for
I got time~
who /northernireland/ here?
Poleaboo created a new account at Femdom-Cult
>>24839774
Does being pathetic get his paki cock nice and hard?
>>24839774
Grats
Original comment
>>24839750
My dad
Orange Order bl0x
>[BratPrincess] Christina, Crystal, Mia - Humiliate 25 year old c.uck virgin Part 2 (720p HD)
>In part 2, the girls decide to remove his chastity tube so he can do worship strokes for the girls. He is forced to masturbate when the girls say so. The girls mock him how they control both his wallet and his penis. The girls spit into his face as he strokes away to the humiliation. They are turning him into a humiliation junkie. He can only get hard now when girls are being mean to him. They are breaking him. The girls are going to use him up. The girls then give the c.uck the most humiliating cum countdown ever. In the end he is rejected and left shaking. The girls just place him back into chastity.
>>24839774
Kinda sounds like the idiot needs an intervention at this point
>>24839916
Sounds like a metaphor for my life desu.
>>24839713
Tilde talk to me about seals please. I feel like learning something.
>>24833796
Cumbria but on a big hill far from water, nice and dry
>>24836238
L20, it's a shitty place but everything is conveniently placed
why is /britfeel/ so quiet tonight?
FUCK A NIGGA
MY AN MA HOME DOGGS BE CHILLING ON THE EAST SIDE OF YORKSHIRE.
WENT AND GOT A FO SHIZZLE AND MIZZLE.
HOOD UP, TO AVOID THE DRIZZLE.
ENGLISH WEATHER SHIT MA NIGGA
PEACE HOME DAWG
>>24840352
Depressing tuesday
Any of you lads do the royal mail xmas shit? I'm doing in this year because I want some more dosh for a new computer and after 2 days I'm already considering leaving this shit, I literally dont get how they think standing in the exact same spot for 7 hours (no seat or leaning against anything ) complies with health and safety, my back and legs are killing me. Do you think I can ask a manager or someone to switch to a more proactive role? I don't want to seem like an autist when everyone else is doing the same thing but honestly this is fucking extreme mode especially with it being night shift.
what the fuck is the obsession with macbooks?
everyone at work telling me I need to get one because they "dont know how you could be a web developer without one". I work on the exact same shit as them with no problems and when I ask them what's better about having a mac they can't give me a solid answer.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I honestly feel like people spending twice what I did on my laptop for a laptop with lower specs and trying to defend that are fucking retarded
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24840481
Slaved for them for a few years. you should have a chair mate. Ask for one if you don't.
>>24840498
b-but t-they d-dont g-get v-viruses a-and a-are f-for
c-creative g-geniuses
>>24840498
Those people at your work must be idiots.
Only hipsters need a macbook to be a proper web developer.
To be honest, even simple editors like nano or notepad(windows) suffice.
Dreamweaver or other IDEs surely can make it go faster but it's not needed.
tldr; Tell them to fuck off.
>>24839774
Good website
>tfw 200gb download
>Radio 1.16
>>24840481
i've done it a couple of times, parcel sorting is pretty fun. just throwing shit about basically
>>24840498
i love me macbook but i preferred my old sony laptop for web development
>tfw no food at all in the house except for an absolutely disgusting frozen pizza
might die of starvation tonight lads
>>24840667
Weird when OS X is far superior for webdev, assuming you ran windows.
>>24840526
Nah no one gets a seat, at least not in the area I'm currently doing which is the black box separating the 1st class mail from the 2nd. I'd get bad looks if I was the only one out of maybe 15-20 sitting down.
>>24840616
Yeah I seem some of the guys doing that I would do that or maybe pushing the trolley things outside tbqh, I'll ask someone if I could do that, doubt I'll get it though since Ive already been 'chained' to the sorting letters shit.
>>24840498
>when I ask them what's better about having a mac they can't give me a solid answer
You're a webdev so you should know the fact it is *nix based is the answer.
>>24840531
>>24840603
>>24840667
reasons i get are:
>it's a unix system! like linux! so much easier than windows lol, i'd kill myself if I had to go through that all the time
I'm comfortable with windows, understand its quirks and my dev env is set up fine and uses a linux virtualbox anyway. Besides, you don't actually do anything that requires that unix shell anyway.
>b-but it has homebrew!
I don't need a package manager for everything. I'm not retarded.
>windows 10 isn't compatible with docker!
I use a virtualbox...
>OSX is so stable and the hardware is top quality!
If I wanted a unix OS, I'd just run linux. And the hardware is average quality and you can't even switch out the RAM in those things. Plus it's super overpriced 1500 quid still only have integrated graphics - that's fucking atrocious.
I really question the logical reasoning skills of anyone who buys a macbook desu. I get they look sleek and stuff and if someone gave me one then I might use it for work but no way I'd spend my own money on it. Don't know why these fags make excuses for it instead of accepting they bought into a meme.
lads how do you use a weekly train ticket on the ticket barriers? Its my first time buying one and I don't know if you put it through or scan it with something. I dont want to look like a right plonker in front of everyone.
>>24840732
No one can explain why I need a native *nix system when we use vagrant dev env. And if I did then the answer is to use a linux OS, not buy some mac shit
>>24840498
They are trying to get over their buyer's remorse by getting you suckered in to the big spend on gimmicky nonsense as well.
>>24840792
>No one can explain why I need a native *nix system when we use vagrant dev env
Because you don't run your text editor in vagrant so you can't leverage nix tools and languages.
Sorry your coworkers are too retarded to explain this to you. Use whatever works for you though.
>>24840839
what are these tools and languages I need? I work as a fullstack dev, mostly in frontend js frameworks and backend php/laravel nodejs/express
>started temp work last week, essentially delivering/collecting post and packages in a big legal firm
>manager asks me what sort of job I'm looking for long-term
>I say accounting, or finance more generally
>comes back to me the next day and says he's spoken to the head of finance and set up a 'chat' between me and him this friday
>didn't even ask him to do this
He said they didn't have any vacancies at the moment, but this still seems like an opportunity. What sort of thing should I ask him about? Does job shadowing sound at all realistic?
>>24840786
You put it in, and it comes out of the top or the other side.
But doesn't a daily one do this anyway, so you can use it to get out at the other station?
>>24836122
Cranborne house, near the station m8
>>24840886
What's your dev environment?
got a achy pain in my lower back, think I might have a cold coming on..
fuck.
what you listening to? sick bassline lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyF_3_f0H-E
> telly left on has royal variety performance on
> normies actively watch and enjoy this shit
> normies think Jack Whitehall is funny
> normies enjoy being in a monarchy in 2015.94
kill all fucking normies
>>24841363
Vitamin D & zinc lad
>>24841407
>he doesn't love the queen
>being a traitor in 2015.94
>>24841452
Die cunt
>>24833796
Peterborough m8888. Any other britbots Cambridgeshire masterace?
>>24841076
You might be able to do a bit but it might get awkward as your boss still needs his shit doing, you should ask for what he looks for in a candidate, and what qualifications he actually wants.
>go into work on my day off to get my shifts
>chatting with one of the staff
>qt grill I like comes over and says hi
>make a weird joke about how I have nothing better to do on my day off than come into work
>she walks off
>can't even enjoy new army man game because as I'm engulfed by cringe
Man, fuck everything
>>24839176
> 500 word essay
Mcfucking kill yourself bitch
>>24833796
CITY OF CULTURE
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>>24833796
Newcastle aka northern fucking death trip
>>24841473
>he thinks a republic would be any different at all
>LITERALLY wanting to steal a toddler's future
>>24841497
My temp stuff will end at some point before Christmas, so could always do January.
That other stuff is good though, I'll do those.
>tfw he'll probably just say "we want a 2:1", which is the exact problem I've had in getting a job up until now, because I don't have one
>>24841538
>"Haha, yeah, I'm such a loser"
>and you're good
Come on man
>>24841554
Biggest shithole in the uk reporting
>>24841538
sorry mate but that is funny as fuck spaghetti
>>24841588
> wanting to be ruled by a bunch of inbred fucking nazis
T O P C U C K
Also, good luck with not having that 2:1 fuckface. See you in the NEET threads lad.
>>24841579
VOCAROO PLSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>24841076
>You put it in, and it comes out of the top or the other side.
That's lewd af, anon.
>>24841635
>inbred fucking nazis
>implying either of those things have been the case for years
Back to wageslaving tomorrow despite still being ill as fuck. It's been a fun 5 days of Runescape and shitposting
Lads why am I attracted to Tina Turner? I'd shag that woman sensless
Dundee
At least the pakis never leave the corner shops up here, thank fuck
>>24841804
becaUSE she's simplay the best
>>24841407
>he doesn't understand what the monarchy is or why we need it
back to school you dribbling retard
>>24833949
/hove/ here, how's the wind been treating you?
>>24830978
I shower once a week, it's all cool.
Newcastle seems to be pretty popular, where you from lads?
Tynemouth reporting in
Where can I watch the latest season of south park?
PLS GEORDIES SOMEONE VOCAROO
>>24842157
Our accent is shit though
>>24836264
>Man City glasses frames
COME ON NOW SENPAI
>>24842172
I find it the best in the UK, I love listening to geordies.
>>24842216
I hate it tbqh, I always sound like I'm going to stab someone just by saying hello
>>24842253
I think you may have the wrong opinion of your accent, geordies have always sounded friendly and fun loving to me.
haha man utd are shit
>>24842276
in other news: water is wet
>>24833796
Anyone /Keynsham/ here?
Feeling like shit boys
>>24842369
Me too lad, what's the matter?
>>24842398
just tired of living at home, can't get a moment to myself. What's up with you buddy?
UKIP leader Nigel Farage tells BBC that Trump has "gone too far" with comments on banning Muslims entering the US.
>>24842489
even big Nige saying he's gone too far, fucking hell.
>>24842489
>>24842520
Saying this openly was suicide for any one who wanted to not be seen as Hitler.
>>24834897
Tfw I have a batshit ex named Katie who also looks like that
>>24842121
just search watch southpark online. you fucking idiot.
>>24842489
on one hand I know hes a redneck murrican racist.
on the other im kinda glad someone said it.
>>24842454
I know that feel dude, parents are always at home, always preoccupied with work or studies. Perhaps try and set a sort of "break time" for yourself where you just kick back and say fuck everything? It sounds a bit autistic, but it works.
Just feeling like overall shit to be honest, remembering my shitty past in high school, all the fucking bullies and such.
I know it's happened to a lot of us, but sometimes I slip back and just think about what could have been if none of that happened, even if I might have acted retarded and brought it all on myself.
>>24842764
The way I deal with that shit is to think if it didn't happen you wouldn't be the man you are today. Although that's a shit thing to do if you don't like yourself but whatever,
>>24842839
I suppose that is true.
Thanks man, I'll try to do that more often, though it's probably gonna be tough.
>>24842689
I've tried that retard none off em work.
This girl at uni is a proper sort and we talk quite a bit and she asked me if I wanna go out tonight
Should I do it? She probably doesn't even want me in any non platonic way but breaking up with my former-oneitis has me feeling weird and NOT wavy
>why bother
>it's gonna hurt me
>it's gonna kill when you desert me
>this happened to me twice before
>won't let it happen anymore
>>24842965
You should always give it a shot mate, there's no harm in trying.
>>24842945
Sorry I'm bad at advice, I hope it does help a little.
>>24842953
yes they do I got to watching a video in 5 clicks.
watch southpark online
click first link watch series.li
season 18 - episode 1
vodlocker - watch this link
Got dragged to see a medium tonight. I can't get over how fucking stupid people are.
>It's just educated guesses, being really vague, being clued up about how old people die and subtly drawing information out of people.
>Yeah well how did she know about the ruby ring?
>They fucking get you to stand up with a microphone. It was visible on this woman's fucking finger.
>Yeah well how did she know it had gone to the wrong person?
>She didn't. Jewelry is one of the things people squabble over when someone dies, it's a good educated guess.
>Yeah but how did she know about the balloons?
>Balloons is vague as fuck. Everyone has been somewhere with balloons. We have a fucking balloon fiesta here every year for fucks sake. Anyway some dumb cunt started talking about spacehoppers which are only tangentially connected to balloons. What about all the stuff she got wrong?
>You're just close minded.
>>24842107
Whitley Bay lad
>>24834239
samesies
>>24843116
>We have a fucking balloon fiesta here every year for fucks sake
Do I smell another Bristolian here in the thread?
>>24843035
Didn't work.
I'm on a phone though
>>24843192
Yeah mate BS16. Where are you?
>>24833602
D-did you mention her?
>>24833796
Chester city
really have wasted 99% of my existence
but in fairness the 1% of substantial fulfilment I am actually proud of
>>24843210
watchcartoononline.com
>>24843424
What comprises the 1%?
>>24843455
posting Jewish conspiracy theories on 4chan
>>24843468
Truly a life well lived.
>>24841609
It's a bit grim desu, but you get by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpr9tf-Hf8Q
proper feels to be had lads
What's your reason for living lads? I don't mean in the sense of the thing that keeps you from topping yourself, more a goal or something like that.
>>24843604
to purchase and assemble sick fits
to gain some semblance of musical recognition
to have my face sat on by a girl with a gr8 arse
>>24843604
I have no goals, why the fuck do you think I'm on this board?
>>24833796
Bridgend, notable only for having its own ED article due to the fact its inhabitants are not the happiest folk.
>>24843604
>What's your reason for living lads?
>tfw literally can't think of an answer
>>24843604
the hour before I go to sleep when I read
>>24843604
I just want to live a quiet life, where I can do whatever I like, without anyone else interrupting me.
>>24833796
The Isle of Wight.
>>24843604
The fact that I might not go anywhere afterwards
>>24843604
For money.
I got accepted into Bristol Uni and desu senpaiI've never put a step into the UK. Is it a good university? Can I live an affordable life while working part-time? Does it rain a lot?
>>24833103
>she actually eats from bins
>>24843604
maybe one day ill win the game
>>24843793
You dodged a bullet there m8
>>24843783
I'd say it's somewhere in the top 10 in the UK. Full of Oxbridge rejects who think they're the third best uni though, even though they're not.
>>24842107
jesmond
>>24843604
Could've done without thinking about this tbqh~
this thread is giving me major deja vu lads think i might need a lie down
>>24843604
There are a number of things I want to learn, create and experience, but you could argue that it's not a noble goal to want to create things which allow a convincing escape from reality. I just hope VR takes off, waifus for everybody.
Went to sleep twice lads
Just don't want to be awake
>>24843783
Another mouth to feed.
>affordable life
Nope. You will die in shit and piss in the gutter while being rained on.
>>24843793
You could sayinto the trash she goes.
dont know anything about anime. whats an anime with cute girls?
Who /nostalgia/ here? I am consumed by nostalgia and reminiscence every day. Not the nice kind either, the sorrowful kind.
I wish I could go back to the senior years of high school.
>sitting with my good mate at the computers
>bantering about our school mates
>listening to pink floyd and iggy pop
>discussing politics and philosophy
>all the qt exchange students
I take the same bus to work as I used to take to school. It kills me lads. I even felt nostalgia for 5th year when I was in 6th year. It will only get worse as the years wear on. I don't think I will ever shake it off.
/blog
>>24843938
K-On!, Lucky Star, Nichijou and other stuff by KyoAni are good start points.
>>24843956
only when I was about 18-20
I only wish I could go back to the last year of high school so I could just leave and go to the gym all year instead.
>>24843938
k-on
yuruyuri
non non biyori
hidamari sketch
Lucky Star
nichijou
Kiniro Mosaic
Yuyushiki
Cute girl animes I've watched and would reccomend
>>24843783
It's a great uni, you can live pretty well with your part time job and some loans (I know international students doing the same), and Bristol is an excellent city - good choice. What degree did you pick?
>>24843938
Sora no Otoshimono desu
a bully punched me and gave me a massive eyebrow scar
I didn't do out wrong and was given a scar for life.
He got a phone call home and nothing else, I'm forced to think about him everyday.
>>24844002
I actually spent too much of 6th year taking advantage of the sign out system. I should have stayed and wallowed in the sheer comfort.
>>24843982
cheers mate
>>24844007
thanks! i'll check them out
>>24843982
>>24844007
When he asked for anime with cute girls, I don't think he wanted full on pedo shows. People need to build up to that.
>>24843938
Wixoss
>>24844150
>People need to build up to that.
He needs to go in at the deep end and start with Ichigo Mashimaro.
>>24844150
funny.. i was just checking a few of them out and i thought... like.. yeah, this pretty much.
>>24840709
Ended up eating half the pizza and throwing the rest away because it was fucking horrendous
Then I cooked some bacon and it was all chewy and vile
Wish I just stayed hungry
>>24830978
>>24842095
>get haircut
>hair now doesn't look any different whether it's been washed properly or not
>looked a little bit greasy at the roots before when I didn't
>no longer worrying about how shit it looks
>tfw shower was close to scalding hot earlier, even when I turned it down
>tfw it lasts for 4 minutes on the "actual shower" setting before it blows the fuse
>>24844150
>he's not a pedo
>>24844203
watch Azumanga Daioh. The girls are cute but it's actually funny and not just pandering shit.
>>24844184
Into the backlog it goes.
>>24844079
Not even a reply.
Fuck it I'm done.
>tfw not fat, not unfit - just boring, anxious, unattractive and depressed
my options are running out lads
it doesn't feel as bad as some might think, I just feel excluded, alienated and numb.
somewhat liberating that I don't fear death at least.
>>24844344
Have a (you) on the house.
>>24844344
how long ago was it?
>>24844184
The Ichigo Mashimaro girls will ruin you faster than heroin. You'll forever judge everything else by that standard and won't enjoy anything.
Monogatari would be a good start. It's got cute girls up to adults and an actual plot, while still having delicious snail and bat.
>>24843275
BS3, above a pub in Totterdown.
>>24843783
Shit, another one, might be time for /bristfeel/ soon
>>24844282
Don't you try to drag me into a pedo fight. I won't fall for it this time.
>>24843938
Go watch Azumanga. It's not overbearing like a lot of cgdct shows are, but it's still plenty cute. Not that there's anything wrong with the suggestions other people have given.
>>24844389
>an actual plot
Verbal and literal walls of text do not constitute a plot.
It's a shame because you're right, the girls are great, it's just everything else about the show is terrible.
>>24844366
I don't want yous I want someone to tell me massive patches in already shit eyebrows are attractive.
>>24844373
4 years ago
>>24844481
The post-modern plot structure does get old at times, but it nonetheless has one.
You don't want to send someone to watch YuruYuri as an intro to slice of life. That just means another shitposter who will never shut up about moeshit. It would be like giving someone Umineko as their first detective novel; of course they will hate it.
And that's disregarding the loli aspect. If they like loli (or even just yuri), something like YY or IM would be fine.
guys just fap to some loli stop pretending liek you enjoy the shows
>>24843845
>>24844021
Thanks m8s. I didn't know it was that good. I'm planning on studying English>inb4 stay poor for lifeand I was planning on sustaining myself by working and some tuition loans. Are they as fucked up as in America or they are repayable?
>>24843913
Ok lad, sorry to come to your land and steal your womyn.
>>24843938
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>>24844670
>post-modern plot structure
>>24844623
>rejecting a friendly (you)
Finally, a chance to use this image in context.
>>24844702
In America, You'll die still in debt, over here you'll pay it off by the time you're like 50, unless you actively pay more than you make it. They take a small percentage of your earnings depending on how much you earn, but if youre earning under like 25 grand they dont even touch you.
Im not sure if its the same for foreigners though, you might get shafted.
>>24844702
These days they are. You're shit out of luck. Unless you're coming from the EU, I think it's cheaper then.
>>24844697
It isn't as if they strip and fuck in any of these shows. You have to at least partially like the shows, or think strange, impractical clothing is the hottest thing ever.
>>24844805
Killing myself soon anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>24844778
>pretending loli shows are like some sort of respectable intellectual art form
>>24844836
what im saying is, just cave in and admit what you like, stop watching it for the ecchi scenes and just head over to sadpanda or whatever and treat your penis
>>24844843
Richard Hammond will always be a fun entertainer
>>24844778
As rejections of the conventions used by modernism, it definitely is.
And if I wanted to tip my fedora, I would have called it avant garde.
>>24844702
>english
I guess you could try for a job back home using english if your country speaks a different language. Or are you anglosphere and just being retartded?
>>24844861
>fuck all that pussy faggy shit just fuck already
Well what are your favorite anime then, Chad?
>>24844952
i dont have one, i just fap to lolis
>>24844945
I'm a spic, but I don't think I'll go back even if I don't like the UK. My country's fucked up beyond repair.
>>24844970
How barbaric and unrefined.
>>24834752
Holy shit, same here
>>24844079
Track him down, Print out flyers saying he's a nonce, stick them up where he lives, watch the sparks fly.
I once knew a guy who was [I]so[/I] arab...
>>24844007
no Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka
Come on man
Who here /relax/ to some ReportOfTheWeek
made a new thread lads
>>24845304
>>24845304
>>24845304
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