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Really late night edition
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First for life is shit
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>tfw I was I was a neet again
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>>24845304

Trying to be objective, I'd say MDD has led to me to having 2 parasuicide events, 1 serious unmeditated attempt at suicide and 1 serious mediated suicide attempt that I'm still mulling over and deciding whether it had merit. I'm currently erring on the side that suicide is probably an acceptable solution. My experience with it in social sense is generally awful. I've approached it with some people, though never fully revealed it except to a select few, and there is a kind of fetishization that I don't like about it. The problem is not that I feel stigmatised. I feel very little when people use supposed ableist language. The problem is that overbearing response, cliches and other such nonsense that comes out. The sudden obligated 'caring' response really makes me feel ill. The major negative effects seem to come from the way it leads to my own self-isolation, especially when coupled with anxiety. I've had problems with close relatives not believing me and just thinking I'm lazy as opposed to withdrawn, which is difficult because I am legitimately lazy MDD just makes me even more lethargic. This has certainly been difficult. It's been most difficult however when it comes to education and schooling. Well, it's here I think the effects can be felt and seen the most. I ended up repeating a year at 6th form after going a bit off the wall due to my depression. I never really fully recovered and the year I finished 6th form. I faked fainting and avoided going into school because of how much it terrified me. I also began to drink heavily. When I managed to work up the courage to go college,
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Fourth for post waifus
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>>24845344
I would bring water bottles filled with alcohol. I ended up doing silly things such as to close my eyes and walk across busy roads just to see what would happen. I eventually got past the pretense and purposfully jumped in front of a car. It's surprisingly funny in retrospect. I remember I recieved very little damage and then I rushed off to a nearby KFC where I bought some food and cried into the bushes near a canal. Tear filled gravy and chicken is surprisingly tasty. I did the majority of my exams drunk but somehow managed to do well enough to get to Uni.
I ended up repeating a year at university also as I refused to leave my room for 6 months except to go the toilet and collect food from a nearby 24/7 Tescos late at night. It was around this time I first got properly in contact with the NHS.

The NHS was actually quite helpful when I was university dealing with these things, especially when I suicidal. I had a dedicated crisis team that would come to my apartment to make sure I took my medication and didn't kill myself etc etc. Things got way worse once I returned home, The NHS in my hometown were awful and I would have strangers come to my parent's house everyday each one quizzing me all over again and I'd have to explain myself anew. They frustrated me. They spoke in cliches.

I still wish I was dead. I think I'm probs going to get an exit bag together so I can drunk one night and have a proper go at killing myself when I'm confident enough
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>>24845337
*I wish I was

original
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>>24845349
The only acceptable form of love
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Evening everyone~

How was your day today?
Mine was okay besides a few minor social blunders. I've been in a pretty good mood today tbqh lads~
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>>24845349
I look forward to seeing these posts which let me post my waifu.
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>>24845391
I've been desperate to talk to you but I find it so hard to talk with you.
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>>24845410
THERE HE GOES WITH THE LIZARD WOMAN AS ALWAYS WEW LAD
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Whats the plan for tonight lads, I'm playing Runescape
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>>24845435
You can talk to me if you want anon~
I have no problems with it.
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>>24845447
nobully please mate
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Alternating between playing Yakuza, watching ReviewBrah, Gundam, and being sad
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>>24845304
Any East Anglian lads up tonight?
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>>24845344
>>24845367
Interesting stuff senpai. Thanks for sharing.
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>>24845479
I would talk to you but I just can't, I don't mean here either. You make me turn into a mess of feels.
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>>24845349
Alright, but I don't think these really accomplishes much desu
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>>24845594
S-sorry anon~
I don't mean to make you feel like that!
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>>24845647
I dunno why I get feelings for someone I've never met desu.
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>tfw going on a date with a boy who I thought was a girl
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>>24845768
I want this feel desu
Does he know your real gender now?
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Why is it taxi drivers think they can talk to people? its not acceptable in any other circumstance
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>>24845304

more like baka desu senpai edition
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>everything is in full on christmas mode already
>had to listen to christmas songs all day at work and going to have to for the next few weeks

Why do we start christmas so early?
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>>24845337
Same here man. I can't believe people actually moan about the NEET life. My life is exactly the same as it was as a NEET, but now i have to be around a bunch of normies all day i can't relate too doing shitty mundane work.

I'll take the comfy neet life any day
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>>24845931
Are you bald?
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>>24846049
how long were you neet for?
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>>24845750
we-well you can talk to me if you want anon~

I'd actually prefer that, since I am too shy to start conversations, even online.
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>>24846063
I have very long hair
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>>24846094
Can't think of anything to say, besides if I talked to you now you'd know who had feelings for you.
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>>24846102
I guess you don't get it cut much as barbers talk the fucking place down. Also my dentist seems to ask me something just before I get half a ton of scrap metal shoved in my mouth.
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>>24846108
But what if I swooped in and pretended to be you?
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>>24846087
3.5 years

NEET life ruines your perspective man. I can't deal with a work schedule now. Spending so much time at school was fine, because you grow up and that's the only thing you know and i think if i went straight into work after i would have handled it better because i wouldn't have the NEET life to compare it two.

It's hard going from unlimited free time doing whatever you want with little to no responsibilities to suddenly having to get up at the same time everyday and being obligated to be somewhere you don't like (at least in my case) for the majority of your waking day.

I don't think i'm ever going to transition properly after tasting the forbidden fruit.
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>>24846210
Only that little amount of time? No wonder you still found it fun.
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>>24846210
Got paid quite a lot from a month of wagekeking today, just feels empty because its been a tough month and I spent most of my time outside of work drinking alone and sleeping too much
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>>24846221
Not him but my shit job is about to shake me apart after only 7 months, I almost lost it this afternoon like a total freak out
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>>24846241
>drinking alone and sleeping too much
Same as my neetlife only better paid.
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>>24846166
couldn't exactly stop it, not to mention tilde is devoted to his waifu, even if he did go out with you I wouldn't deserve him for being too scared to talk to him all the time
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>>24846221
Yeah, and i could easily do it for the rest of my life.

It might get boring, but so does anything else in life, and it's much better than having to work, unless you happen to love your job i guess.

I can't enjoy anything in my free time now either because before i wouldn't care about when i had to finish a book for example, because hey, i've got the whole day tomorrow to do it if i want too. There was no time restriction so i could enjoy lots of stuff at a healthy pace. Now if i want to do anything i have to rush it, because your free time is so restricted you have to if you actually want to do anything.
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>>24846030
>tfw your workplace plays the same Christmas CD on repeat again and again throughout the 8-9 hours of work a day, every. Fucking. Year.

I'm getting real fucking tired of this every year. Tired of fucking Chris Rae, Slade, and fairytale in new york and shit. I'm already complaining and joking about smashing the CD player to bits with a hammer but seriously I m fucking livid. I've heard the same songs played in the same order every fucking hour on repeat.
I LOATHE repetition.
I want to murder the person who suggested doing this originally.
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>>24846299
Can you not make additional CDs?
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Could use a r8 lads
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>>24846390
hall of mirrors/10
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>>24846390
I'd snuggle with you desu.
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>>24846390
you look like that guy from the Cure in the 1980s

only uglier
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>>24846390
4 foot 8
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>>24846390
hidepost/10
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>>24846352
It's a supermarket. They can't get away with playing anything other than what they probably have a license to play in public.
(At least that would be their excuse for it)
They won't play other music, except for the times they have an album to plug for sales, like that Christmas Michael Buble album the other year.

You can't escape the music since its hooked up to the speaker system. It is literally everywhere in the store, blaring out all the time.
You can't wear earplugs or listen to your own music outside of breaks. It is literally torture
Even the customers mostly tire of it really quickly which makes me wonder what the point of it all is.
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Got my hours cut back in work cos of shite business and poor management. Have the week of and I spent the day playing Dark Souls 2. Too used to Bloodbornes combat to get proper into it. Wish I was in work tbqh lads.
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>>24846390

Your hair looks daft, but I like it anyway.
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>>24846390
You look like an alcoholic troll doll.
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>>24846390
What do you do with your hair? I need some Hobo-Chique in my life.
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just had an egg and bacon sandwich lads. It was pretty good, the egg was a double-yolker as well
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>>24846539
My mommy styles it for me.
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>>24846485
>actually wanting to be at work

What do you do?
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>>24846588
qt
You look nicer in that pic desu
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>>24846482
Sounds like torture anon, end it all now and become a neet.
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>>24846588
fucking mental hair desu
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>>24846390
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3a8NEKBaCo

paaaaaathetic
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>>24846610
Sandwich artist/barista in a cafe. It's fairly chill but the staff are lovely. Shit banter not making money for Christmas though
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>"video gaming is no longer just for nerds alone in their room at night"

Fuck you too, BBC News 24.
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>>24846865

>Waiting for the next prime-time BBC documentary on Pepe the Amphibian.
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>>24846482
Drop a hint that it could be hurting sales by playing the same songs over an over?
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>>24846865
I honestly wish it was. If it weren't mainstream we would not have 'streamlining' and other bullshit like that.
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>>24846715
GONE SEXUAL

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>tfw fucking hate a game but can't stop playing it
>end up angry and hate filled at the end of the day
Just let it stop
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>>24847251
what game senpai? dota/lol?
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>>24847357
>>24847251
Sounds like dota to me, I know, I've been there.
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>>24847357
Max Payne 3 multi. The most broken mp I've ever played desu. Sawn off shotguns that snipe across maps and outclass every other weapon. Literally everyone uses nothing but that weapon.
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>>24846588
Kinda cute desu senpai
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Lied about self teaching myself HTML and C++ on an application for a web design job when in reality I only know a bit of HTML. Fuck me up lads
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who still here
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>>24849192
Unfortunately

Original comment
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Just ordered a curry lads, jalfrezi with naan, rice, popadom, all the trimmings. Looking forward to it.
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>>24849192
yo 89
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>>24849192
>>24849229
>>24849336
>>24849350
Alright lads, why you still up?

I have an 11am uni start but just not tired to sleep. Fuck it, all night comfy in bed with my laptop. Really can not wait for the xmas break. Needs to get here right now.

Tempted to watch antman now. Worth seeing?
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>>24849521
I don't even know why I'm up. Just thinking I guess.

Never seen it senpai
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>>24849192
just me myself and i
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>>24849599
What are you thinking about mate?
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I'm up because these a free hours, rest of family is asleep I can comfortably browse /r9k/ all night.
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>>24849758
Going back and forth between being depressed and being excited for Christmas
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>>24849799
You stay up late often? You make it sound often desu

>>24849805
>Going back and forth between being depressed and being excited for Christmas
iktf lad

Staying up this late really doesn't help my mood either. I'm going to feel like utter shit tomorrow, or technically today kek
JUST
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Where do I go to find top quality images of Holly Willoughby lads
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>>24850368
did humpty fucking dumpty cum in her ear
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>>24850368
Looks like a sweaty greasy slut, there.
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>>24849892
>I'm going to feel like utter shit tomorrow
Oh yeah. Staying up is all fun and games until it's time to leave and stay awake for another 8 hours at the least.
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>>24850428
Nothing wrong with that lad
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>>24850476
I miss when she was pregnant and chunky
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>>24850679
She's perfect at any weight
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>>24850736
>those nips
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>>24850679
Her face looks like it was drawn by a five-year-old.

That's a really bad picture. She can be pretty fit.
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>children's television
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bumpin

see you tmorrow laddies
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>>24851176
cya cya
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>>24851648
ciao ciao
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>>24852371
mwah mwah
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Going to London today

#Pray4Me
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>>24852620

>that
>high test

Get on my level.
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>>24852620
london?
o___o
n___d
d___n
o___o
nodnol

original comment
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>>24852819
T A M P A
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>>24850810
remember when kylie got her labs out
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>>24852909

>in tampa
>still can't get pussy
lol
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>>24852925
No? Provide evidence
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>>24852938
>2015
>not being a fuccboi
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>>24853037

I have no idea what that means.

original comment
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>>24846210
>unlimited freetime, doing whatever you want
I was neet too. Being wageslave allows you to do more since you have more money.
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>>24853854
How is having to work 5 days a week doing more?
You get to do stuff on 2 days only.

I spend every day doing what I want.
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>>24854235

Have you ever flown first class to Vegas and blew 20k on a night out?

Could you do that as a NEET?
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>>24854235
Unless you've got an insanely rich parent or partner, you can't afford nice things like us wageslaves.
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>>24854279
>spending money to gain nothing
>fun

Normies sure are bizarre. I get all I want for free, every day I get to watch anime, play video games and upset bitter normies like you.
I have no stress, no obligations, no societal constraints. I am a free man.
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>>24854279
Why in God's name would a robot want to do something like that
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Is that tripfag a grill or a fag?
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Meeting my online gf soon for the first time, what do i do?
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>>24854235
What the fuck sort of job are you thinking of? You have time to do shit every day, when you wagekek it's less time per day. I work only 7 hours
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>>24854631
Pray to Ba'al and make a plan for what you're going to do if she turns you down and you have to leave early
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>>24854307
>being this small minded that you think different interests are bizarre
Fucking pleb
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>>24846629
I wish, but my parents would bother the shit out of me and I need the money.
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>>24854307

>free man

really? all that is shit is provided for by someone. you are reliant on others to keep you where you are.
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>>24846958
I've tried. It doesn't work, the managers don't give a shit. They do whatever they want regardless.
Hell, they mounted a TV on a wall so they could show off Christmas photos and I nearly tripped over the cable they had out accross the stairs when they were testing it.
They should have sorted the fucking cable out first THEN tested it.

Fucking assholes don't give a shit at all. I really hate them. Especially when they come up and start harassing me over my attitude.
Well, no shit I have a bad attitude if I get treated like shit.

As the Black guy in the green mile said: I'm a tiiirreeed boss.
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>>24854932
No man is an island, but I am a peninsula.
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>>24846390
M8 you're a solid 6 you could lose some weight around the face but who am I to judge. Would date/10
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Actually if any other guys post pics I'll r8, genuine femanon here always been interested in what everyone looks likes
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>>24855514

This is me, what do you think?
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>>24853854
Money doesn't help. I basically save all my wages because i have nothing i want to spend it on.
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>>24855572

>tfw no juicy chav gf
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>>24855572
I think 7/10, a pretty face
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>>24855572
Nice Mass Effect leggings m8t.
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Morning robots, how is everyone today?
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>>24855752
Alright. But its bloody freezing.
My cat is out of food so I gave him a hotdog to keep him busy. I'll have to venture out into the frozen tundra later to get him some grub.
I got to roll into the shower, get clean, and get the house sorted for my tutoring session later.
I'm going to listen to a random radio playlist on Google Music Unlimited while I do housework.

To be honest I really just want to lay around in bed and shitpost. But then I won't be able to play Xenoblade Chronicles X later.
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>>24855752

shit m8
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>>24855796
You have a tutor? In what?
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>>24855572
Look quite cute, nice arse, where you from?
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>>24855796
Where are you? Already warm here in the south today
>>24855803
What's up lad?
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>>24855906
No I am a tutor. I'm tutoring my autistic younger brother in English and Maths today and it takes up a lot of time so I need to start housework asap.
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>>24854703
And travel time and the time soent getting ready.
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>>24855913
Near London. But I'm probably cold since I have no heating in and I'm wandering the house in my quilt like a weirdo.
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>>24855954
Ask santa for a robe, best neet clothing.
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>>24855944
So what? You still have several hours left for free time the same day you work. Anon said that there is NO TIME AT ALL on wagedays. Maybe if you have 12 hour shifts or something, wagekek
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>>24855913

I'm in Acton and it's fucking freezing.
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>>24856017
Depends on travel time.
I work 9-5 and i get up at 6 and sleep at 10, i get home at about 7 and only have 3 hours to do stuff, feed myself and make sure the flat isnt too messy/dirty.
Its hell.
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>>24855912
Are you soft in the head mate? Check the filename.
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>>24856029
Always thought it was warmer in cities, have you been out?
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>>24856014
Are you guys looking forward to Christmas for me it just forcefully highlights my lack of parental love, idk I like my extended family and will spend the evening with them but the morning will be tough
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>>24856017
A whole few hours!
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>>24856017
Get up at 7 get home from work at 7. I get maybe 4 hours that is mostly taken up by anxiety or chores I need to do, so barely any time to do things
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>>24856014
I have a onesie, but I need to wash it.
Besides I got shopping to do today. My cat is harassing me for food. He's literally meowing like an idiot outside my door right now.
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>>24856204
Post cat pics.
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>>24856098
Yeah, that's more than literally no time at all.

>>24856169
>>24856053
I live alone too, why do you fagcocks have so little time seriously

Better have less time and do better things than being a poorfag pleb
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>>24856264
This is my cat with a yoghurt pot on his head.

He's getting old now (17) and has separation anxiety. Possibly feline dementia. There isn't really anything I can do except put up with his neediness.
He's too old to give a shit about discipline.
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>>24856297
The fact you have to wage slave in the first place means you're a poorfag pleb. You're still working class m8.
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>>24856319
Your cat is more robot than some of the normies here.
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>>24856372
True that. He's quite irregular for having black paws and nose, and he's not the most sociable. He puts up with people and children and get depressed when other cats are around.
I love the bones of him though. He's my best buddy. Even if he slaps me when I ignore him.
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>>24846390
daniel radcliffe after a 4 day bender?
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>>24856064

Unfortunately yes. West London a shit. Can't wait to move back to North London again.
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>>24855572
i'd smang it, where you?
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>>24856335
Lol no I don't have to work, I could just go NEET, everyone in the first world can. Especially me since I have an incurable disease.

I get 2600 quid net a month for doing a no brainer job
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>>24856061
a bunch of numbers
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>>24856421
I normally prefer puppers but yours is a good cat.
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>>24856098
>home at 6pm if you're lucky
>5 hours until you have to go to bed at 11pm
>5 hours to "do what I want"

Yeah man I'm sure you can hit up a lot of vegas casinos in those 5 hours LOL

Let's be honest, you probably just watch The Big Bang Theory on Netflix and think your normie life is fantastic because you can afford to pay for television. Sad really.
I spend 24 hours every day doing what I love. There's no way you can compete.
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>>24850679
Wow she's gotten fat. Her best years are long gone.
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>>24856518

>people work 365 days a year
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>>24856613
>I do what I want 365 days a year
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>>24854279
if you're working class and you done that you don't have any concept of money and should be ashamed
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Hey there my Kukney friends how's life in the capital?
Wow, really? That much for your rent and its a hou....studio apartment oh. I guess it's modern though yeah? Really? You sleep in a hammock over your oven with 12 pakis?

Too bad anon at least you see the sights every day eh? Oh wow your wageslave shifts are that long huh? And you get mugged outside the chicken shop on your way to the Kucktube station? Ramen for dinner again?

Oh you're right though. Us northerners Are poor and dumb Yeah wish I could hear the bongs from my 3 bedroom house I own. Y-yeah sure sucks to be northern.
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>>24856729

until mummy says no more

what will you do when mummy no longer makes cummy?
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>>24856738
Lifes like a box of chocolates you never no what your going to get" what aload of bullshit if you buy a box of maltesers your getting matlesers lad
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>>24856738

Do you actually own a house though lad?
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>>24856770
>his mummy doesn't love him
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>>24856738
mate in the North the air is halal
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honestly love wageslaving lads

>job means I get to travel to Europe every few weeks
>can afford to travel independently about 4 times a year (3 if one of them is a skiing holiday)
>makes me appreciate my free time more
>disposable income to save for the future
>nice house
>nice car
>don't have to worry about my income being slaughtered by the government
>still no gf
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>>24855572
I MIGHT EAT IT I MIGHT LICK IT BUT I SWEAR I'LL NEVER BITE IT
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>>24856911

You'll never get a gf m8.

Wageslave or handoutkek, we're all here for a reason.
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>>24854235
Is your IQ <100 you dum dum manchild? It's pretty simple: different people like different things. You only want to do plebian things that cost no money so you don't need a job.
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>tfw off sick from work

Normally I enjoy my sick times but I've got a nasty cold/flu and I woke up with a headache. Later I'm gonna go get high and play vidya with my NEET friend, might have a bath before then.
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>>24856864
Not where I am. It's like the opposite to Londonistan

>>24856805
Sure do. On a single income. 3 bed terrace. I'm 25 and have my foot on the properly ladder
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>>24856984
>w-work is patrician
Holy moley this denial. This utter feat of mental gymnastics has you convinced that working is better.
What a good goy you are.
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>>24856731

>if you were born poor you have to act like you're still poor for the rest of your life even if you're not poor anymore or you're a class traitor

Yeah, no.
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>>24856518

>what are weekends
>what are holidays
>what are company sponsored travel opportunities
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>>24854279
>T-This is fun, the characters look really cool doing this on the shows I watch on netflex!
>I'm getting tired...urgh got work on monday, I better not drink too much..
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>>24857028

No, but patrician things cost money. If you were born in to or won money, fair enough you don't have to work.

If you have no money and are NEET, you can't do patrician things because you have no money.

Working is not patrician, money is.
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>>24857103
>it's only patrician if I spend money
Spoken like a true pleb.
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>>24857113
You can't reason with the low class, they see money as a deity.
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>>24857088

a) netflix is shit, prime is where it's at
a. i.) oshit you can't afford prime lol

b) it's wednesday, why would I avoid drinking today because of a commitment on monday?

c) when you have to hand over your bank statements to the DWP in a few months to check you're not secretly earning money they're gonna laugh at your billing history
>offy
>chippy
>fleshlight
>offy
>chippy
>porn videos
>offy
>chippy
>kleenex
>offy
>chippy
>how to cope with depression book

>H... Ha n... normies... Can't even d... drink when they w... want. Better go to bed, mummy w... will want me up early tomorrow so she can b... bang Chad, he hasn't met m... me yet. And th... then I have that assessment...
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>>24857168
>This long, mad reply
Good to see your living life to the limits lad.
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>>24857168
>I pay for digital entertainment
Are wagekecks literally this stupid?
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>>24857113
>>24857123

No, but there aren't all that many fun things that are free. Go karting, paintball, hell if you're minted enough you can drive a formula 1 car for 250k. Looking at Rome on google maps is not the same as actually going, and that costs money. Hell, eating decent food costs money, if you're happy with Asda smartprice dogfood every day fair enough, but I get to eat Marksies food, it's fucking amazing. Try it, it'll set you on the normie path, you'll never be able to go back to Asda so you'll have to get a job.
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>>24857168
Except it will actually have amazon instead of fleshlight or the books name.
Id like to remind everyone that fleshlights are now only 30 quid on amazon.
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>>24857206
>go karting
>paintball

So your idea of "fun" is birthday parties for 12 year olds?
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>>24857028
>quoting things I didn't say
>implying I said that working is better
>implying that I'm a wageslave
You're either mad as fuck, dumb or both. I can't really make it any simpler than my last post for you so I won't repeat myself.
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>>24857206
>Marksies food
>This is what the lower classes see as 'making it' and eating 'posh food'
This is getting real sad, stop bumming out my day.
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>>24856984
>not working = pleb
>actually being a pleb doing work for plebs is patrician
Hmmm
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>>24857186

>long
lmao

>>24857191

>we should all break the law because I am poor

>>24857208

They still know.

>>24857224

No, I suppose you wouldn't get how physical activity can be fun.

>>24857228

>making it
I said "it tastes nice" you moron.
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>>24857247
>I'm right and everyone else is wrong
>please work and pay tax so the NHS can revive me when I try to kill myself

oh wagekuck... how you amuse me so
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>>24857191
marksies isn't decent food, aldi and lidl are better.
you're a pathetic normie
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>>24857283

>implying you would ever get a job above the tax threshold

>>24857286

Keep telling yourself that. Have you ever tried marksies ready to roast meats?
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>>24857283
That's literally what you or whoever he responded to is argueing all the time. You might not like to do physical activities that cost money but others do so those other people need a source of income. No one is saying that going to work is objectively the best.
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>>24857343
My lifestyle doesn't requiring signing half of my life away. It's objectively superior.
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>>24857326
>ready to roast meats
Surely with all your free time you should be able to cook real food rather than living like a social climbing chav.
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>>24857356

>if a chunk of meat comes from marksies in a roasting tray with a sachet of sauce you're not really cooking if you put it in the oven

>if you go to the butcher's and buy a chunk of meat, put it in a roasting tray and cover it with sauce you're cooking

lay off the weed
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>>24857355
Yeah, considering that you don't even get it after I told you the same a second time you might actually be this simple minded. Won't repeat myself another time
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>>24857440
You're objectively wrong is why. I don't have to slave away, you do.
Enjoy being a prisoner, lol.
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>>24857388
Weed clearly gives me standards posh chav.
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>>24854411
A fag mate
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>>24857355
Objectively superior for You because you don't think signing away half your life for additional money is worth it. Doesn't mean it's better for everyone.

Enjoy your manchildhood, socrates
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>>24857459
>hur dur he disagrees with me so he must be a wagekek
Enjoy being a pleb.
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>>24857467

You are literally, figuratively, objectively and subjectively incorrect.
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>>24857515
>a funny picture will suffice for my argument

ok
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>>24857518
You're a lazy cook just throwing food in the oven as you race to accomplish your tasks in limited time outside of work whilst I leisurely cook something wonderful.
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>>24857551
>implying that someone is a wagekek means he is
You think and talk like a pleb
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>>24857087
>a whole two days off after every five :^), and mr goldstein lets us have a break every now and then :^D
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>>24857551
>>24857459
Did you take the internship at the garage btw?
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>>24857569
>someone is a wagekek means he is

what a fantastic post
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>Wank
Wonder why i keep doing it, when it is probably not doing me any good
>Don't wank
Wonder why am i not, i'm not getting any girls anyway so i might as well
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>>24857608
>isn't even quoting things that got posted anymore
Keep clownposting lad.
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>>24857658
see >>24857569

>>someone is a wagekek means he is
your posts are gibberish mate, they don't make sense

you're this upset
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So I'm sitting here, listening to classic music now while contemplating what housework needs to be done.

And man. I wish I could make music like that.
It must be fun, all those people hanging out, playing instruments and making beautiful music together lead by the maestro. Entertaining people.

This isn't snobbery. I usually listen to rock, or metal, or jazz, or 80s synth pop or something. I like to mix it up. There's something different to classical music. A lot of craft in the old stuff. Lots of subtlety and bombasticness. Making instruments sing with each other. Wordless harmony telling a story or crafting a scene.

It brings a tear to my eye.

Then again, there are many amazing things I see and want to do for myself. I want to learn to draw, to write, to make beautiful music. I just never get round to it all. An unfocused mess of desire. That's me anons.

I can't even be happy I have a business management degree. It means nothing if I can't have actually skill and talent in something. Can't make a living these days just being capable it seems.

Why is it so hard to be organised anons? To take control of ones own life?
Without structure I seem to shatter into thousands of shards, like glass smashed with a hammer.

I can't even afford the Masters. I can't seem to get a better job. I'm stuck in wageslav hell, with only the temptation of NEEThell in my life.
If I go NEET I'd be even worse. I know that for sure. I can't be left alone with my depression for too long.
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Good afternoon robots~
How's it going today?

I've spent the day searching for cute pictures of my waifu~
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>>24857947
Registered for this warehouse job earlier. Going back for my induction later, but they said I had to bring my own safety boots.
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>Sister just called me a kuck
Fuck sake, does any 4chan meme not go mainstream?
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>>24857947
thinking of you...
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>>24858034
It was in the Spectre film, that mainstream enough for you?
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>>24857973
Good lad anon~ I hope it goes well for you!
Unless of course you want to keep living the NEET life~

>>24858034
My sister keeps saying R9K memes too. She called me a robot the other day~
I'm quite worried how she knows about them.

>>24858050
I'm thinking of you too anon!
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>>24858034

Kek originated on 9gag.
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>>24858076
How old is she tilide?
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postman did brought the thing!

great celebration.
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>>24857973
by law they need to provide you with any PPE including safety boots

>http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/ppe.htm

tell them to provide them or you'll call HSE who will shut them down for a nice long audit.

i was an electrician before i decided I hated that industry with a passion and companies are always trying to pull shit like this. pisses me off.
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>fifteen quid in the wallet
>nothing in the bank
>ring the GP to get a doctors note
>need it for friday for an extension
>CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE CHARGING 16 QUID FOR A FUCKING NOTE
>THEY SAY IT'LL TAKE 'TILL MID NEXT FUCKING WEEK

What do lads, not eat for a week or fail my course?
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>>24858076
post pics of your sister faggot
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this is my daily afternoon shitpost from work. how's your day going lads?
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>>24858150
Stop being poor.
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>>24858150
How about you get the work done on time instead of being a lazy cunt.
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>>24858198
wew lad

what do you do?
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>>24858150
>Sick note costs money
What?
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>>24858076
you haven't been thinking of me in the same way at all
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>>24858199
It'll work out in a few years r-right?

>>24858263
Apparently sick notes fall outside the NHS so practices can charge whatever the fuck they like for them.

>>24858204
If I could do that I would be a productive member of society and not shitposting here mate.
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>2015
>being a teacrump
>>
>finished all the work for this semester
>have a month off for christmas
feels top notch
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>>24858537
>teacrump

>implying i don't identify as a deep fried mars bar
>>
how many of you retards are planning on offing yourselves by new years?
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>>24858605
If game development is as shit as everyone says I'll be dead by this time next year.
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>>24856738
>Posted from an apple device
You must be 18 or older to post here mate, not even mummys permission is enough
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>>24858622
thats not soon enough for me desu senpai kun
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>>24858251
>>24858251
im a groundskeeper lad
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What is everyone listening to /britfeel/?
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Fucking hell lads...

For the 3rd time this week I've been having dreams about the girl I sat next to in year 11 science class 7 years ago. We got on really well and I was going to ask her out but school came to a close I bottled it because I was a pussy back then.

I've spoken to her once since about 5 years ago when she messaged me on Facebook but I've long since gotten rid of Facebook. I had also not had her on my mind for years, then I get these fucking dreams out of nowhere. I decided to actually do a bit of Facebook stalking and she still has in her Facebook name the nickname I gave her back in year 11. She is also engaged to some guy 20 years older than her.

Fuck my brain for bringing this shit up to be honest. It's like it wants me to kill myself. I wasn't planning on drinking today but I think that idea is going out the window.
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>>24858988
illmatic ofc
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>>24858993
>She is also engaged
That must have hurt seeing that. It's why it's best not too look up old school crushes on fb. The first time I did her fb display picture was the crush next to her bf smiling. Never looked again.
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>>24859042
Good man I too am going to listen to Illmatic. I wish I had weed.
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>>24858962
sounds comfy, how'd you get the job?

i'd like to do that tbH
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>>24859053
I want to look her up again now desu
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>>24859058
DUDE

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>24859118
don't it will make you feel even worse for not making your move. go watch a movie or something
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