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Really late night edition
First for life is shit
>tfw I was I was a neet again
>>24845304
Trying to be objective, I'd say MDD has led to me to having 2 parasuicide events, 1 serious unmeditated attempt at suicide and 1 serious mediated suicide attempt that I'm still mulling over and deciding whether it had merit. I'm currently erring on the side that suicide is probably an acceptable solution. My experience with it in social sense is generally awful. I've approached it with some people, though never fully revealed it except to a select few, and there is a kind of fetishization that I don't like about it. The problem is not that I feel stigmatised. I feel very little when people use supposed ableist language. The problem is that overbearing response, cliches and other such nonsense that comes out. The sudden obligated 'caring' response really makes me feel ill. The major negative effects seem to come from the way it leads to my own self-isolation, especially when coupled with anxiety. I've had problems with close relatives not believing me and just thinking I'm lazy as opposed to withdrawn, which is difficult because I am legitimately lazy MDD just makes me even more lethargic. This has certainly been difficult. It's been most difficult however when it comes to education and schooling. Well, it's here I think the effects can be felt and seen the most. I ended up repeating a year at 6th form after going a bit off the wall due to my depression. I never really fully recovered and the year I finished 6th form. I faked fainting and avoided going into school because of how much it terrified me. I also began to drink heavily. When I managed to work up the courage to go college,
Fourth for post waifus
>>24845344
I would bring water bottles filled with alcohol. I ended up doing silly things such as to close my eyes and walk across busy roads just to see what would happen. I eventually got past the pretense and purposfully jumped in front of a car. It's surprisingly funny in retrospect. I remember I recieved very little damage and then I rushed off to a nearby KFC where I bought some food and cried into the bushes near a canal. Tear filled gravy and chicken is surprisingly tasty. I did the majority of my exams drunk but somehow managed to do well enough to get to Uni.
I ended up repeating a year at university also as I refused to leave my room for 6 months except to go the toilet and collect food from a nearby 24/7 Tescos late at night. It was around this time I first got properly in contact with the NHS.
The NHS was actually quite helpful when I was university dealing with these things, especially when I suicidal. I had a dedicated crisis team that would come to my apartment to make sure I took my medication and didn't kill myself etc etc. Things got way worse once I returned home, The NHS in my hometown were awful and I would have strangers come to my parent's house everyday each one quizzing me all over again and I'd have to explain myself anew. They frustrated me. They spoke in cliches.
I still wish I was dead. I think I'm probs going to get an exit bag together so I can drunk one night and have a proper go at killing myself when I'm confident enough
>>24845337
*I wish I was
original
>>24845349
The only acceptable form of love
Evening everyone~
How was your day today?
Mine was okay besides a few minor social blunders. I've been in a pretty good mood today tbqh lads~
>>24845349
I look forward to seeing these posts which let me post my waifu.
>>24845391
I've been desperate to talk to you but I find it so hard to talk with you.
>>24845410
THERE HE GOES WITH THE LIZARD WOMAN AS ALWAYS WEW LAD
Whats the plan for tonight lads, I'm playing Runescape
>>24845435
You can talk to me if you want anon~
I have no problems with it.
>>24845447
nobully please mate
Alternating between playing Yakuza, watching ReviewBrah, Gundam, and being sad
>>24845304
Any East Anglian lads up tonight?
>>24845344
>>24845367
Interesting stuff senpai. Thanks for sharing.
>>24845479
I would talk to you but I just can't, I don't mean here either. You make me turn into a mess of feels.
>>24845349
Alright, but I don't think these really accomplishes much desu
>>24845594
S-sorry anon~
I don't mean to make you feel like that!
>>24845647
I dunno why I get feelings for someone I've never met desu.
>tfw going on a date with a boy who I thought was a girl
>>24845768
I want this feel desu
Does he know your real gender now?
Why is it taxi drivers think they can talk to people? its not acceptable in any other circumstance
>>24845304
more like baka desu senpai edition
>everything is in full on christmas mode already
>had to listen to christmas songs all day at work and going to have to for the next few weeks
Why do we start christmas so early?
>>24845337
Same here man. I can't believe people actually moan about the NEET life. My life is exactly the same as it was as a NEET, but now i have to be around a bunch of normies all day i can't relate too doing shitty mundane work.
I'll take the comfy neet life any day
>>24845931
Are you bald?
>>24846049
how long were you neet for?
>>24845750
we-well you can talk to me if you want anon~
I'd actually prefer that, since I am too shy to start conversations, even online.
>>24846063
I have very long hair
>>24846094
Can't think of anything to say, besides if I talked to you now you'd know who had feelings for you.
>>24846102
I guess you don't get it cut much as barbers talk the fucking place down. Also my dentist seems to ask me something just before I get half a ton of scrap metal shoved in my mouth.
>>24846108
But what if I swooped in and pretended to be you?
>>24846087
3.5 years
NEET life ruines your perspective man. I can't deal with a work schedule now. Spending so much time at school was fine, because you grow up and that's the only thing you know and i think if i went straight into work after i would have handled it better because i wouldn't have the NEET life to compare it two.
It's hard going from unlimited free time doing whatever you want with little to no responsibilities to suddenly having to get up at the same time everyday and being obligated to be somewhere you don't like (at least in my case) for the majority of your waking day.
I don't think i'm ever going to transition properly after tasting the forbidden fruit.
>>24846210
Only that little amount of time? No wonder you still found it fun.
>>24846210
Got paid quite a lot from a month of wagekeking today, just feels empty because its been a tough month and I spent most of my time outside of work drinking alone and sleeping too much
>>24846221
Not him but my shit job is about to shake me apart after only 7 months, I almost lost it this afternoon like a total freak out
>>24846241
>drinking alone and sleeping too much
Same as my neetlife only better paid.
>>24846166
couldn't exactly stop it, not to mention tilde is devoted to his waifu, even if he did go out with you I wouldn't deserve him for being too scared to talk to him all the time
>>24846221
Yeah, and i could easily do it for the rest of my life.
It might get boring, but so does anything else in life, and it's much better than having to work, unless you happen to love your job i guess.
I can't enjoy anything in my free time now either because before i wouldn't care about when i had to finish a book for example, because hey, i've got the whole day tomorrow to do it if i want too. There was no time restriction so i could enjoy lots of stuff at a healthy pace. Now if i want to do anything i have to rush it, because your free time is so restricted you have to if you actually want to do anything.
>>24846030
>tfw your workplace plays the same Christmas CD on repeat again and again throughout the 8-9 hours of work a day, every. Fucking. Year.
I'm getting real fucking tired of this every year. Tired of fucking Chris Rae, Slade, and fairytale in new york and shit. I'm already complaining and joking about smashing the CD player to bits with a hammer but seriously I m fucking livid. I've heard the same songs played in the same order every fucking hour on repeat.
I LOATHE repetition.
I want to murder the person who suggested doing this originally.
>>24846299
Can you not make additional CDs?
Could use a r8 lads
>>24846390
hall of mirrors/10
>>24846390
I'd snuggle with you desu.
>>24846390
you look like that guy from the Cure in the 1980s
only uglier
>>24846390
4 foot 8
>>24846390
hidepost/10
>>24846352
It's a supermarket. They can't get away with playing anything other than what they probably have a license to play in public.
(At least that would be their excuse for it)
They won't play other music, except for the times they have an album to plug for sales, like that Christmas Michael Buble album the other year.
You can't escape the music since its hooked up to the speaker system. It is literally everywhere in the store, blaring out all the time.
You can't wear earplugs or listen to your own music outside of breaks. It is literally torture
Even the customers mostly tire of it really quickly which makes me wonder what the point of it all is.
Got my hours cut back in work cos of shite business and poor management. Have the week of and I spent the day playing Dark Souls 2. Too used to Bloodbornes combat to get proper into it. Wish I was in work tbqh lads.
>>24846390
Your hair looks daft, but I like it anyway.
>>24846390
You look like an alcoholic troll doll.
>>24846390
What do you do with your hair? I need some Hobo-Chique in my life.
just had an egg and bacon sandwich lads. It was pretty good, the egg was a double-yolker as well
>>24846539
My mommy styles it for me.
>>24846485
>actually wanting to be at work
What do you do?
>>24846588
qt
You look nicer in that pic desu
>>24846482
Sounds like torture anon, end it all now and become a neet.
>>24846588
fucking mental hair desu
>>24846390
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paaaaaathetic
>>24846610
Sandwich artist/barista in a cafe. It's fairly chill but the staff are lovely. Shit banter not making money for Christmas though
>"video gaming is no longer just for nerds alone in their room at night"
Fuck you too, BBC News 24.
>>24846865
>Waiting for the next prime-time BBC documentary on Pepe the Amphibian.
>>24846482
Drop a hint that it could be hurting sales by playing the same songs over an over?
>>24846865
I honestly wish it was. If it weren't mainstream we would not have 'streamlining' and other bullshit like that.
>>24846715
GONE SEXUAL
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw fucking hate a game but can't stop playing it
>end up angry and hate filled at the end of the day
Just let it stop
>>24847251
what game senpai? dota/lol?
>>24847357
>>24847251
Sounds like dota to me, I know, I've been there.
>>24847357
Max Payne 3 multi. The most broken mp I've ever played desu. Sawn off shotguns that snipe across maps and outclass every other weapon. Literally everyone uses nothing but that weapon.
>>24846588
Kinda cute desu senpai
Lied about self teaching myself HTML and C++ on an application for a web design job when in reality I only know a bit of HTML. Fuck me up lads
who still here
>>24849192
Unfortunately
Original comment
Just ordered a curry lads, jalfrezi with naan, rice, popadom, all the trimmings. Looking forward to it.
>>24849192
>>24849229
>>24849336
>>24849350
Alright lads, why you still up?
I have an 11am uni start but just not tired to sleep. Fuck it, all night comfy in bed with my laptop. Really can not wait for the xmas break. Needs to get here right now.
Tempted to watch antman now. Worth seeing?
>>24849521
I don't even know why I'm up. Just thinking I guess.
Never seen it senpai
>>24849192
just me myself and i
>>24849599
What are you thinking about mate?
I'm up because these a free hours, rest of family is asleep I can comfortably browse /r9k/ all night.
>>24849758
Going back and forth between being depressed and being excited for Christmas
>>24849799
You stay up late often? You make it sound often desu
>>24849805
>Going back and forth between being depressed and being excited for Christmas
iktf lad
Staying up this late really doesn't help my mood either. I'm going to feel like utter shit tomorrow, or technically today kek
JUST
Where do I go to find top quality images of Holly Willoughby lads
>>24850368
did humpty fucking dumpty cum in her ear
>>24850368
Looks like a sweaty greasy slut, there.
>>24849892
>I'm going to feel like utter shit tomorrow
Oh yeah. Staying up is all fun and games until it's time to leave and stay awake for another 8 hours at the least.
>>24850428
Nothing wrong with that lad
>>24850476
I miss when she was pregnant and chunky
>>24850679
She's perfect at any weight
>>24850736
>those nips
>>24850679
Her face looks like it was drawn by a five-year-old.
That's a really bad picture. She can be pretty fit.
>children's television
bumpin
see you tmorrow laddies
>>24851176
cya cya
>>24851648
ciao ciao
>>24852371
mwah mwah
Going to London today
#Pray4Me
>>24852620
>that
>high test
Get on my level.
>>24852620
london?
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original comment
>>24852819
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>>24850810
remember when kylie got her labs out
>>24852909
>in tampa
>still can't get pussy
lol
>>24852925
No? Provide evidence
>>24852938
>2015
>not being a fuccboi
>>24853037
I have no idea what that means.
original comment
>>24846210
>unlimited freetime, doing whatever you want
I was neet too. Being wageslave allows you to do more since you have more money.
>>24853854
How is having to work 5 days a week doing more?
You get to do stuff on 2 days only.
I spend every day doing what I want.
>>24854235
Have you ever flown first class to Vegas and blew 20k on a night out?
Could you do that as a NEET?
>>24854235
Unless you've got an insanely rich parent or partner, you can't afford nice things like us wageslaves.
>>24854279
>spending money to gain nothing
>fun
Normies sure are bizarre. I get all I want for free, every day I get to watch anime, play video games and upset bitter normies like you.
I have no stress, no obligations, no societal constraints. I am a free man.
>>24854279
Why in God's name would a robot want to do something like that
Is that tripfag a grill or a fag?
Meeting my online gf soon for the first time, what do i do?
>>24854235
What the fuck sort of job are you thinking of? You have time to do shit every day, when you wagekek it's less time per day. I work only 7 hours
>>24854631
Pray to Ba'al and make a plan for what you're going to do if she turns you down and you have to leave early
>>24854307
>being this small minded that you think different interests are bizarre
Fucking pleb
>>24846629
I wish, but my parents would bother the shit out of me and I need the money.
>>24854307
>free man
really? all that is shit is provided for by someone. you are reliant on others to keep you where you are.
>>24846958
I've tried. It doesn't work, the managers don't give a shit. They do whatever they want regardless.
Hell, they mounted a TV on a wall so they could show off Christmas photos and I nearly tripped over the cable they had out accross the stairs when they were testing it.
They should have sorted the fucking cable out first THEN tested it.
Fucking assholes don't give a shit at all. I really hate them. Especially when they come up and start harassing me over my attitude.
Well, no shit I have a bad attitude if I get treated like shit.
As the Black guy in the green mile said: I'm a tiiirreeed boss.
>>24854932
No man is an island, but I am a peninsula.
>>24846390
M8 you're a solid 6 you could lose some weight around the face but who am I to judge. Would date/10
Actually if any other guys post pics I'll r8, genuine femanon here always been interested in what everyone looks likes
>>24855514
This is me, what do you think?
>>24853854
Money doesn't help. I basically save all my wages because i have nothing i want to spend it on.
>>24855572
>tfw no juicy chav gf
>>24855572
I think 7/10, a pretty face
>>24855572
Nice Mass Effect leggings m8t.
Morning robots, how is everyone today?
>>24855752
Alright. But its bloody freezing.
My cat is out of food so I gave him a hotdog to keep him busy. I'll have to venture out into the frozen tundra later to get him some grub.
I got to roll into the shower, get clean, and get the house sorted for my tutoring session later.
I'm going to listen to a random radio playlist on Google Music Unlimited while I do housework.
To be honest I really just want to lay around in bed and shitpost. But then I won't be able to play Xenoblade Chronicles X later.
>>24855752
shit m8
>>24855796
You have a tutor? In what?
>>24855572
Look quite cute, nice arse, where you from?
>>24855796
Where are you? Already warm here in the south today
>>24855803
What's up lad?
>>24855906
No I am a tutor. I'm tutoring my autistic younger brother in English and Maths today and it takes up a lot of time so I need to start housework asap.
>>24854703
And travel time and the time soent getting ready.
>>24855913
Near London. But I'm probably cold since I have no heating in and I'm wandering the house in my quilt like a weirdo.
>>24855954
Ask santa for a robe, best neet clothing.
>>24855944
So what? You still have several hours left for free time the same day you work. Anon said that there is NO TIME AT ALL on wagedays. Maybe if you have 12 hour shifts or something, wagekek
>>24855913
I'm in Acton and it's fucking freezing.
>>24856017
Depends on travel time.
I work 9-5 and i get up at 6 and sleep at 10, i get home at about 7 and only have 3 hours to do stuff, feed myself and make sure the flat isnt too messy/dirty.
Its hell.
>>24855912
Are you soft in the head mate? Check the filename.
>>24856029
Always thought it was warmer in cities, have you been out?
>>24856014
Are you guys looking forward to Christmas for me it just forcefully highlights my lack of parental love, idk I like my extended family and will spend the evening with them but the morning will be tough
>>24856017
A whole few hours!
>>24856017
Get up at 7 get home from work at 7. I get maybe 4 hours that is mostly taken up by anxiety or chores I need to do, so barely any time to do things
>>24856014
I have a onesie, but I need to wash it.
Besides I got shopping to do today. My cat is harassing me for food. He's literally meowing like an idiot outside my door right now.
>>24856204
Post cat pics.
>>24856098
Yeah, that's more than literally no time at all.
>>24856169
>>24856053
I live alone too, why do you fagcocks have so little time seriously
Better have less time and do better things than being a poorfag pleb
>>24856264
This is my cat with a yoghurt pot on his head.
He's getting old now (17) and has separation anxiety. Possibly feline dementia. There isn't really anything I can do except put up with his neediness.
He's too old to give a shit about discipline.
>>24856297
The fact you have to wage slave in the first place means you're a poorfag pleb. You're still working class m8.
>>24856319
Your cat is more robot than some of the normies here.
>>24856372
True that. He's quite irregular for having black paws and nose, and he's not the most sociable. He puts up with people and children and get depressed when other cats are around.
I love the bones of him though. He's my best buddy. Even if he slaps me when I ignore him.
>>24846390
daniel radcliffe after a 4 day bender?
>>24856064
Unfortunately yes. West London a shit. Can't wait to move back to North London again.
>>24855572
i'd smang it, where you?
>>24856335
Lol no I don't have to work, I could just go NEET, everyone in the first world can. Especially me since I have an incurable disease.
I get 2600 quid net a month for doing a no brainer job
>>24856061
a bunch of numbers
>>24856421
I normally prefer puppers but yours is a good cat.
>>24856098
>home at 6pm if you're lucky
>5 hours until you have to go to bed at 11pm
>5 hours to "do what I want"
Yeah man I'm sure you can hit up a lot of vegas casinos in those 5 hours LOL
Let's be honest, you probably just watch The Big Bang Theory on Netflix and think your normie life is fantastic because you can afford to pay for television. Sad really.
I spend 24 hours every day doing what I love. There's no way you can compete.
>>24850679
Wow she's gotten fat. Her best years are long gone.
>>24856518
>people work 365 days a year
>>24856613
>I do what I want 365 days a year
>>24854279
if you're working class and you done that you don't have any concept of money and should be ashamed
Hey there my Kukney friends how's life in the capital?
Wow, really? That much for your rent and its a hou....studio apartment oh. I guess it's modern though yeah? Really? You sleep in a hammock over your oven with 12 pakis?
Too bad anon at least you see the sights every day eh? Oh wow your wageslave shifts are that long huh? And you get mugged outside the chicken shop on your way to the Kucktube station? Ramen for dinner again?
Oh you're right though. Us northerners Are poor and dumb Yeah wish I could hear the bongs from my 3 bedroom house I own. Y-yeah sure sucks to be northern.
>>24856729
until mummy says no more
what will you do when mummy no longer makes cummy?
>>24856738
Lifes like a box of chocolates you never no what your going to get" what aload of bullshit if you buy a box of maltesers your getting matlesers lad
>>24856738
Do you actually own a house though lad?
>>24856770
>his mummy doesn't love him
>>24856738
mate in the North the air is halal
honestly love wageslaving lads
>job means I get to travel to Europe every few weeks
>can afford to travel independently about 4 times a year (3 if one of them is a skiing holiday)
>makes me appreciate my free time more
>disposable income to save for the future
>nice house
>nice car
>don't have to worry about my income being slaughtered by the government
>still no gf
>>24855572
I MIGHT EAT IT I MIGHT LICK IT BUT I SWEAR I'LL NEVER BITE IT
>>24856911
You'll never get a gf m8.
Wageslave or handoutkek, we're all here for a reason.
>>24854235
Is your IQ <100 you dum dum manchild? It's pretty simple: different people like different things. You only want to do plebian things that cost no money so you don't need a job.
>tfw off sick from work
Normally I enjoy my sick times but I've got a nasty cold/flu and I woke up with a headache. Later I'm gonna go get high and play vidya with my NEET friend, might have a bath before then.
>>24856864
Not where I am. It's like the opposite to Londonistan
>>24856805
Sure do. On a single income. 3 bed terrace. I'm 25 and have my foot on the properly ladder
>>24856984
>w-work is patrician
Holy moley this denial. This utter feat of mental gymnastics has you convinced that working is better.
What a good goy you are.
>>24856731
>if you were born poor you have to act like you're still poor for the rest of your life even if you're not poor anymore or you're a class traitor
Yeah, no.
>>24856518
>what are weekends
>what are holidays
>what are company sponsored travel opportunities
>>24854279
>T-This is fun, the characters look really cool doing this on the shows I watch on netflex!
>I'm getting tired...urgh got work on monday, I better not drink too much..
>>24857028
No, but patrician things cost money. If you were born in to or won money, fair enough you don't have to work.
If you have no money and are NEET, you can't do patrician things because you have no money.
Working is not patrician, money is.
>>24857103
>it's only patrician if I spend money
Spoken like a true pleb.
>>24857113
You can't reason with the low class, they see money as a deity.
>>24857088
a) netflix is shit, prime is where it's at
a. i.) oshit you can't afford prime lol
b) it's wednesday, why would I avoid drinking today because of a commitment on monday?
c) when you have to hand over your bank statements to the DWP in a few months to check you're not secretly earning money they're gonna laugh at your billing history
>offy
>chippy
>fleshlight
>offy
>chippy
>porn videos
>offy
>chippy
>kleenex
>offy
>chippy
>how to cope with depression book
>H... Ha n... normies... Can't even d... drink when they w... want. Better go to bed, mummy w... will want me up early tomorrow so she can b... bang Chad, he hasn't met m... me yet. And th... then I have that assessment...
>>24857168
>This long, mad reply
Good to see your living life to the limits lad.
>>24857168
>I pay for digital entertainment
Are wagekecks literally this stupid?
>>24857113
>>24857123
No, but there aren't all that many fun things that are free. Go karting, paintball, hell if you're minted enough you can drive a formula 1 car for 250k. Looking at Rome on google maps is not the same as actually going, and that costs money. Hell, eating decent food costs money, if you're happy with Asda smartprice dogfood every day fair enough, but I get to eat Marksies food, it's fucking amazing. Try it, it'll set you on the normie path, you'll never be able to go back to Asda so you'll have to get a job.
>>24857168
Except it will actually have amazon instead of fleshlight or the books name.
Id like to remind everyone that fleshlights are now only 30 quid on amazon.
>>24857206
>go karting
>paintball
So your idea of "fun" is birthday parties for 12 year olds?
>>24857028
>quoting things I didn't say
>implying I said that working is better
>implying that I'm a wageslave
You're either mad as fuck, dumb or both. I can't really make it any simpler than my last post for you so I won't repeat myself.
>>24857206
>Marksies food
>This is what the lower classes see as 'making it' and eating 'posh food'
This is getting real sad, stop bumming out my day.
>>24856984
>not working = pleb
>actually being a pleb doing work for plebs is patrician
Hmmm
>>24857186
>long
lmao
>>24857191
>we should all break the law because I am poor
>>24857208
They still know.
>>24857224
No, I suppose you wouldn't get how physical activity can be fun.
>>24857228
>making it
I said "it tastes nice" you moron.
>>24857247
>I'm right and everyone else is wrong
>please work and pay tax so the NHS can revive me when I try to kill myself
oh wagekuck... how you amuse me so
>>24857191
marksies isn't decent food, aldi and lidl are better.
you're a pathetic normie
>>24857283
>implying you would ever get a job above the tax threshold
>>24857286
Keep telling yourself that. Have you ever tried marksies ready to roast meats?
>>24857283
That's literally what you or whoever he responded to is argueing all the time. You might not like to do physical activities that cost money but others do so those other people need a source of income. No one is saying that going to work is objectively the best.
>>24857343
My lifestyle doesn't requiring signing half of my life away. It's objectively superior.
>>24857326
>ready to roast meats
Surely with all your free time you should be able to cook real food rather than living like a social climbing chav.
>>24857356
>if a chunk of meat comes from marksies in a roasting tray with a sachet of sauce you're not really cooking if you put it in the oven
>if you go to the butcher's and buy a chunk of meat, put it in a roasting tray and cover it with sauce you're cooking
lay off the weed
>>24857355
Yeah, considering that you don't even get it after I told you the same a second time you might actually be this simple minded. Won't repeat myself another time
>>24857440
You're objectively wrong is why. I don't have to slave away, you do.
Enjoy being a prisoner, lol.
>>24857388
Weed clearly gives me standards posh chav.
>>24854411
A fag mate
>>24857355
Objectively superior for You because you don't think signing away half your life for additional money is worth it. Doesn't mean it's better for everyone.
Enjoy your manchildhood, socrates
>>24857459
>hur dur he disagrees with me so he must be a wagekek
Enjoy being a pleb.
>>24857467
You are literally, figuratively, objectively and subjectively incorrect.
>>24857515
>a funny picture will suffice for my argument
ok
>>24857518
You're a lazy cook just throwing food in the oven as you race to accomplish your tasks in limited time outside of work whilst I leisurely cook something wonderful.
>>24857551
>implying that someone is a wagekek means he is
You think and talk like a pleb
>>24857087
>a whole two days off after every five :^), and mr goldstein lets us have a break every now and then :^D
>>24857551
>>24857459
Did you take the internship at the garage btw?
>>24857569
>someone is a wagekek means he is
what a fantastic post
>Wank
Wonder why i keep doing it, when it is probably not doing me any good
>Don't wank
Wonder why am i not, i'm not getting any girls anyway so i might as well
>>24857608
>isn't even quoting things that got posted anymore
Keep clownposting lad.
>>24857658
see >>24857569
>>someone is a wagekek means he is
your posts are gibberish mate, they don't make sense
you're this upset
So I'm sitting here, listening to classic music now while contemplating what housework needs to be done.
And man. I wish I could make music like that.
It must be fun, all those people hanging out, playing instruments and making beautiful music together lead by the maestro. Entertaining people.
This isn't snobbery. I usually listen to rock, or metal, or jazz, or 80s synth pop or something. I like to mix it up. There's something different to classical music. A lot of craft in the old stuff. Lots of subtlety and bombasticness. Making instruments sing with each other. Wordless harmony telling a story or crafting a scene.
It brings a tear to my eye.
Then again, there are many amazing things I see and want to do for myself. I want to learn to draw, to write, to make beautiful music. I just never get round to it all. An unfocused mess of desire. That's me anons.
I can't even be happy I have a business management degree. It means nothing if I can't have actually skill and talent in something. Can't make a living these days just being capable it seems.
Why is it so hard to be organised anons? To take control of ones own life?
Without structure I seem to shatter into thousands of shards, like glass smashed with a hammer.
I can't even afford the Masters. I can't seem to get a better job. I'm stuck in wageslav hell, with only the temptation of NEEThell in my life.
If I go NEET I'd be even worse. I know that for sure. I can't be left alone with my depression for too long.
Good afternoon robots~
How's it going today?
I've spent the day searching for cute pictures of my waifu~
>>24857947
Registered for this warehouse job earlier. Going back for my induction later, but they said I had to bring my own safety boots.
>Sister just called me a kuck
Fuck sake, does any 4chan meme not go mainstream?
>>24857947
thinking of you...
>>24858034
It was in the Spectre film, that mainstream enough for you?
>>24857973
Good lad anon~ I hope it goes well for you!
Unless of course you want to keep living the NEET life~
>>24858034
My sister keeps saying R9K memes too. She called me a robot the other day~
I'm quite worried how she knows about them.
>>24858050
I'm thinking of you too anon!
>>24858034
Kek originated on 9gag.
>>24858076
How old is she tilide?
postman did brought the thing!
great celebration.
>>24857973
by law they need to provide you with any PPE including safety boots
>http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/ppe.htm
tell them to provide them or you'll call HSE who will shut them down for a nice long audit.
i was an electrician before i decided I hated that industry with a passion and companies are always trying to pull shit like this. pisses me off.
>fifteen quid in the wallet
>nothing in the bank
>ring the GP to get a doctors note
>need it for friday for an extension
>CHUCKLEFUCKS ARE CHARGING 16 QUID FOR A FUCKING NOTE
>THEY SAY IT'LL TAKE 'TILL MID NEXT FUCKING WEEK
What do lads, not eat for a week or fail my course?
>>24858076
post pics of your sister faggot
this is my daily afternoon shitpost from work. how's your day going lads?
>>24858150
Stop being poor.
>>24858150
How about you get the work done on time instead of being a lazy cunt.
>>24858198
wew lad
what do you do?
>>24858150
>Sick note costs money
What?
>>24858076
you haven't been thinking of me in the same way at all
>>24858199
It'll work out in a few years r-right?
>>24858263
Apparently sick notes fall outside the NHS so practices can charge whatever the fuck they like for them.
>>24858204
If I could do that I would be a productive member of society and not shitposting here mate.
>2015
>being a teacrump
>finished all the work for this semester
>have a month off for christmas
feels top notch
>>24858537
>teacrump
>implying i don't identify as a deep fried mars bar
how many of you retards are planning on offing yourselves by new years?
>>24858605
If game development is as shit as everyone says I'll be dead by this time next year.
>>24856738
>Posted from an apple device
You must be 18 or older to post here mate, not even mummys permission is enough
>>24858622
thats not soon enough for me desu senpai kun
>>24858251
>>24858251
im a groundskeeper lad
What is everyone listening to /britfeel/?
Fucking hell lads...
For the 3rd time this week I've been having dreams about the girl I sat next to in year 11 science class 7 years ago. We got on really well and I was going to ask her out but school came to a close I bottled it because I was a pussy back then.
I've spoken to her once since about 5 years ago when she messaged me on Facebook but I've long since gotten rid of Facebook. I had also not had her on my mind for years, then I get these fucking dreams out of nowhere. I decided to actually do a bit of Facebook stalking and she still has in her Facebook name the nickname I gave her back in year 11. She is also engaged to some guy 20 years older than her.
Fuck my brain for bringing this shit up to be honest. It's like it wants me to kill myself. I wasn't planning on drinking today but I think that idea is going out the window.
>>24858988
illmatic ofc
>>24858993
>She is also engaged
That must have hurt seeing that. It's why it's best not too look up old school crushes on fb. The first time I did her fb display picture was the crush next to her bf smiling. Never looked again.
>>24859042
Good man I too am going to listen to Illmatic. I wish I had weed.
>>24858962
sounds comfy, how'd you get the job?
i'd like to do that tbH
>>24859053
I want to look her up again now desu
>>24859058
DUDE
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24859118
don't it will make you feel even worse for not making your move. go watch a movie or something
>>24859173
I did and I looked up her fiancee and I just realised he's a doctor.
Gunna go get drunk and contemplate suicide lads. Bye.
Just booked in for the midnight showing of TFA, can't be dealing with all the spoilers if I don't go then.
>>24859209
that would make me feel better actually, married a doctor 20 years older than her? massive gold digger signs should be going off in her head right now, not someone who you should aspire to want to be with mate.
>>24859295
Snooke is a new char, luke is the new yoda figure, han solo dies
>>24859295
I'm keen to see the fight choreography more than anything.
>>24845304
lads desu, i gotta walk to asda, but its up a massive hill, will nigel bless my journey?
please post "immigrants out" in your next post to bless my journey
I'm thinking of coming to the UK from Poland what is the best area to live?
>>24859364
Godspeed white warrior!
Immigrants out!.
>>24859401
anywhere you want mate, you can have my house if you want
>>24859401
Poland.
muted for unoriginal comment kek.
>>24859401
Hull is by far
>>24859401
london go there and take your family/friends
told my oneitis im in love with her even tho she has boyfriend hope it goes well
>>24859401
I heard Luton is nice
>>24859472
>hope it goes well
>even tho she has boyfriend
>>24859472
>told my oneitis im in love with her
Might as well abandon all hope then mate.
>>24859472
she's going to reveal how she has actually loved you all along and leave her boyfriend
that's what always happens in these circumstances
>>24859675
hopefully we've been friends for ages
>>24859738
This has to be bait. You're friendzoned ya pleb.
Going to the shop for pizza and beer. Anyone want anything?
>>24859064
applied for it like any other job, it's an apprenticeship. it's comfy most of the time, can be very demanding and busy though
>>24859762
not bait i looked up the friendzone and you can date friends its ok if she says she doesn't want to date i dont care
>>24859827
one gf
I have to go to the work Christmas dinner on Friday. I'm really nervous lads I don't wanna do it
Why are old people scared of beards?
I have a big unkept beard and I am badly in need of a haircut, so I look pretty homeless, but it terrifies old people. The other day I was waiting in the lobby of my building when an old lady was trying to let herself in the door so I opened and held the door for her, she looked like she was about to have a heart attack, she didn't even say good afternoon or thank you she just scuttled away as fast as she good.
Then today I was waiting for the elevator and when it got here there was an old lady in there with loads of shopping bags so I held the door open for her so she could carry all her bags out, her face was like a shot from a horror movie when someone is cornered by the killer, I told her good afternoon and she seemed to chill a bit and said 'good afternoon thanks' then scuttled away as fast as she could as well.
Why do old people fear beard's and unbrushed hair? This is how black people must feel.
you dont have to go stab yourself in the arm right before and say you cant go because you feel ill
>>24860215
Why do you have to go? I never go to work Christmas dinners they are too formal. I just throw random piss ups. By random I mean I make as many people as possible come to the pub every Friday and don't let them leave until we're shitfaced.
>eating pizza drinking beer and listening to Fountains of Wayne in bed
Feels good man. Fuck that girl marrying the doctor desu I can't do this if I kill myself.
Who else here /comfy/?
I'm not even sure why desu. Everything is just so comfy right now~
Anyone want to do me a solid?
If you ain't gave Heroes of the Storm a go yet use this and you'll get a ton of extra shizz once you get your account to level 10, which you can do in a few games.
https://battle.net/recruit/B2G7MHTCC6
Though I'm guessing most will have had a go of it by now or simply aren't interested
I just got out of bed and its already after 4pm.. What am I doing with my life lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI5V9u9Ib9Q
>>24860385
No poleaboo, we won't help you unless you unlock the blog.
>>24860453
I'm not the Polish mess you're looking for family member
Festive Holly
>>24860509
too old lads
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIIIIIND
DON'T YA KNOW YOU MIGHT FIIIIIIND
A BETTER PLACE TO PLAY
Is this the best Christmas song you've ever heard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>how dead this thread is
Guys, I'm lonely.
>>24860280
I already agreed to go because I didn't go last year.
>>24860727
I'm sorry, mate, I'm too lonely to post.
>>24860727
Fuck it I'm going to the shop to buy some pepsi chocolate and sweets.
Want anything getting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLo1TT_Ql4k
>>24860727
Just got back from the shop, forgot to ask if anyone wanted anything but you can try my blood orange tango if you want like.
>tfw hunger headache but can't be bothered to leave flat to get food
I wish I lived near a corner shop. Fuck all here.
>>24860790
Never had that is it good? I've had that Spanish blood orange drink and didn't like it.
>>24860765
>Everyone been shops
Let the neetbux roll
How many girlfriends have you had and how many different girls have you had sex with?
I'm curious to see if there's any correlation.
>>24860846
0 and 0~
>>24860747
It's okay mate. No problem.
>>24860846
>how many girlfriends have you had?
0
>how many different girls have you had sex with?
1
>>24860846
10 girlfriends one for nine years
reminder that when you become a normie you don't belong here and should fuck off to int
>>24860846
0 and 0.0 and 1 if boys count.
>>24860887
fucking poofs, bet he payed you to let him bum ya
>>24860846
In secondary school I had 3 gfs and 1 girl who I saw and made out with a few times but she cut all contact with me. I was too autistic to actually get anywhere with any of them though.
I banged one random girl in secondary school once and have had one gf since secondary school who I have banged.
so 3 gf 2 girls banged.
That was a lifetime ago though.
>>24860901
Sorry 4 gf and 2 girls banged I meant.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIES
>>24860915
So you had 2 girlfriends that you didn't have sex with?
>tfw people complain to you about your unhealthy habits of drinking, over eating and smoking
>tfw they tell you it is bad for your health and will end up killing you
>tfw they don't seem to realise I too know this is self-destructive behaviour and do it exactly for the outcome of it killing me
When will normies learn?
>>24860880
had sex with about 30 girls in total
>>24859848
what do you do all day?
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24860929
No, I had 3 gfs I didn't bang. I banged one and the other girl I banged was a random girl.
The 3 gf I didn't bang I had in year 8 and year 9 in secondary school. I could have banged one of them in year 9 but I was too autistic to realise she wanted to fuck.
>be me
>year 9
>hanging out with gf and some friends
>gf isn't a virgin at this point
>gf says we should go back to her house
>tell her I don't feel like it
>she tells me her parents aren't home
>tell her no my mum text me and says I have to be home for my tea soon
>one of my friend's is like mate wtf are you doing go with her
>I don't understand she is inviting me because she wants some cock
>nah sorry my mum's already made my tea gotta go home
>go home
>She breaks up with me a week later
>a few years later stop being so retarded and realise what had happened
I'm a prick desu
>>24860812
Not tried it yet, chucked it in the fridge and had the milkshake I got from the reduced section instead.
>>24861001
>gfs
>didn't bang
mate they were just friends
>>24860965
various shit. grounds maintenance stuff, usually related to horticulture. upkeep and improvement of grounds mainly, it varies though.
>>24860846
If the answer is anything other than 0/0, you're a fucking normie and should leave this board
Thanks senpai
>>24861019
Nah mate, we put our names in hearts in each other's MSN names and everything.
To rub salt in the wounds the one who I turned down sex with because my mum told me I had to come home for tea is now a model.
which of these are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6220988
robot: no friends, virgin, never had a gf, future looks bleak, mentally ill
cyborg: less than 3 friends, virgin, never had a gf, possible mental illness, can just about function in social situations
beta: small group of friends, participates in social events from time to time, may have had a gf and lost virginity, beta interests such as vidya and anime
normie: lots of friends, non-virgin, had a few gfs, regularly goes out, enjoys life, normie interests
failed normie: used to be a normie but became a cyborg or robot
chad: lots of friends, has sex very often, multiple gfs, very popular with everyone, normie interests
Sum up this general in one picture.
Fuckin windy as fuck out there lads, almost lost me multi pack of McCoys on the way back. 1.88 for 18 bags seemed too good to let slide though.
>>24861298
where was that from?
>>24861298
>an advert
FUCK I NEED TO KNOW IF THE CHASER HAS CAUGHT THE BALD GUY
>>24861351
Co-op senpai
>>24861360
I hate that show so much man
>>24861179
Failed normie reporting in.
>they watch ITV
Absolutely haram.
>>24861471
>tfw ITV will never have Champions League coverage again
>>24861518
>football
fuck off normie
>>24861046
>MSN
sometimes i read through my old chat logs
it's really depressing
i still don't know where i went wrong
>>24861024
what does that involve in practical terms?
i'm clueless about all that kind of stuff but I like the idea of working outside
is it hard graft, do you reckon you'll do your back in say in 20 years?
>>24861518
why does this make you happy?
>>24861518
>No more Chiles and Keane sexual tension
>>24845367
>I eventually got past the pretense and purposfully jumped in front of a car
yeah fuck you
>>24861529
Already been through this mate, only normies hate football. Football is robot tier. If you don't like football it means you have other things to fill your time on weekends, and guess what that makes you... A big fat Norman the Normie. Fuck off poseur.
>>24861587
Because ITV football coverage is worse than cancer.
>>24861761
the only acceptable hobbies are anime, videos games or some card game
>>24861413
Nice one lad, crinkled potatoes inbound
There might be some tho this "exercise and putting yourself out there" thing for helping depression. Had to do a mandatory physical training course today in a place I've never been to before.
Was nervous to begin with but quickly just relaxed and did it, and I feel more positive than I have in a long time.
It'l be gone by tomorrow as will my motivation to keep doing this voluntarily, but for anyone else considering taking the plunge, do it.
>>24861782
I like those and football. What's the problem?
>>24845367
>>24845344
I read this post last night but was too late to reply.
Mate, I feel so similiar to yourself. It's weird. It is like this post could have been made by me. Only difference is I've never told anybody I want to kill myself or have attempted suicide, partly for the precise reason the fake empathy you spoke about.
Was nice to be able to relate my feels to someone though, mate.
reeeee football normies get out
>>24861782
>having hobbies
Yea mate, stop being a poseur. I sit around drink alone in my house and follow football. You're obviously not depressed enough to call others normies if you still have hobbies..
And before you say 'football is a hobbie' I don't play it just gives me something to fill my time up with so I don't have to spend the entirety of my life wallowing in self pity and suicidal thoughts.
>>24860846
1 girlfriend
3 Girls I've had sex with
>>24860846
1 / 2
Both chubsters
Fucking hell lads, I've just been refused a job because I failed referencing. It was for the NHS so they've checked my last 5 fucking years of employment. I don't understand why they even care if they liked me enough to offer me the job. Back to fucking signing on for me.
>tfw lack of social belonging
>float/drift between groups in general remaining silent in social situations
i can always get someone to like me when im just conversing with one person but the more people there are the more noticeably silent i am and it sucks
>>24861849
So, liking something for the sake of having something to like is more respectable than not liking anything at all?
>>24861871
What is referencing? I thought it would be getting letters of recommendation, not sure why they need to check the last 5 years.
>>24861889
Both are fine but matey boy here was saying I can't use football to stop me from killing myself while he has a whole range of activities he happily enjoys, then has the gall to suggest I am a normie meaning he is more hard done by than myself.
Back when I had hobbies I used to play guitar and I got sick of being bullied by metalheads for liking football so go fuck yourself.
>>24861918
Not the guy you responded to, but I got this killer from a WHSmith application the other day. I wouldn't mind if it was for an actual career, but it's for a fucking checkout boy.
"We require for you to provide us with 5 years employment or educational references with no more than a 14 day gap period. If you have been self employed during this period, please provide for us the contact details for your company accountant or solicitor. If you have been unemployed during this period, please provide for us the contact details of your Job Centre Plus Benefits Advisor."
>>24861928
>tfw I had nothing in my life
>then I found football and had a team I could support and put some emotion into
>I could finally care about something in my miserable life and have emotions again
>this makes me normie even though I have no friends and never leave my house
>>24861871
What did you do in your previous job to warrant them refusing to provide a reference?
>>24861928
I'm not insulting you for liking football, I just don't think that thinking of your main hobby as a time filler is the way that hobbies work. Why do something that you don't enjoy doing? There are tons of hobbies out there.
>>24861918
They called up every employer I've had for the last 5 years and asked how I was. They even called my fucking university.
>>24861984
They wouldn't tell me what the problem was, 'data protection' apparently. It's pretty disheartening when I had been offered the job and it gets taken away for a mystery reason.
>>24862028
>They called up every employer I've had for the last 5 years and asked how I was. They even called my fucking university.
They likely didn't call them all, jut your most recent one. The rest are to help with security clearance.
day 4 of night wageslaving incoming lads, my ankles are literally fucked and cant turn my feet without severe pain, don't know how I'm goinng to last tbqh.
>>24862045
I don't know, maybe. They took details for all of them though.
I'm gonna go get drunk.
>>24862078
Did you need DBS clearance? You might have failed that instead.
>>24862076
What do you do?
comment definitely original
>tfw based mesut goats it up again tonight
>>24862105
He's a rent boy in Tower Hamlets
>>24862104
They said it was one of the references I provided. I'd like to know in case it happens again in the future. I'd rather not fake references if I don't have to.
>>24862117
THE DREAM
>>24860591
That is the best ive ever heard.
>>24862122
People / companies you left on good terms with have no reason refuse a reference, think about which one it might be.
Although whilst typing this it occurred to me you might be poleaboo, in which case you know damn well why they didn't hire you.
>>24846390
Fuck off Dominic Vanner.
>>24862028
No one probably remembered you at all anon.
It's a harsh thing to say but its probably quite close to the truth.
Fuck I'm tired lads. Don't want to go to bed now though or I'll be up half the night and wide awake at 5am.
>>24861970
That can't be legal.
>>24861997
I don't enjoy anything. I am incapable of feeling enjoyment.
>>24862205
Why exactly would that be illegal?
>>24862111
>implying Arsenal and Chelsea aren't joining United, Liverpool, and Spurs in the Europa League
I love you creative bastards for always have original tread pictures
>>24862233
Prying into your past? You should be able to provide references and clear a crb check and that's it. What they're doing is discrimination against neets.
>>24861970
If I've been self employed and manage all my own stuff does that mean I can use myself as accountant/solicitor as a reference?
>>24862264
>Prying into your past?
Checking your employment record for anything dodgy
Why the fuck are the sauce sachets so fucking small in pop noodles lads?
Even in the big pot noodles they're the same fucking size.
I'm not a happy chappy fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om3nYQYgDyo
>>24862269
No
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not originaI.
>>24861976
I thought I was the only /followingfootballtomakesmalltalkatthebarbersandbusstop/ here. High five!
>>24862264
>What they're doing is discrimination against neets.
I think we need a SJW group. NEETs have been discriminated against for too long. Your family and friends have to accept you if you are gay, tranny, any religion or disability, but if you are NEET it's free reign for the lynch mob.
We've been oppressed for too long.
>>24862205
It'd be funny to put your own number down to see what sort of questions they ask.
>>24862148
Mans using first-person, won't be the 'boo unless his next job is gonna be as buster's fucktoy in HMP Hardshaft.
>>24862332
So I would need to hire an accountant/solicitor to get a job at WHSmith.
Fuck the system desu.
>>24862323
>2015
>not eating kabuto noodles instead
cheeky beef pho mate. pot noodle days are over.
>>24861876
Yeah this. Don't really want to draw attention to myself when your in a larger group do you?
>>24862421
>>24862323
>anything or than Shin cups
Lame.
>>24862421
I seen those as I walked down the aisle on the top shelf, I'll pick some up next time I'm in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaoQweD8Ss
anybody tried this before? it's extremely tasty
>>24862454
mate they're tops, bought some a week or two ago and never looked back. even got half the office on them. i don't much like some flavours, but beef pho is excellent.
tip: don't skimp on the water the way you do with pot noodles. this stuff is proper bo so you want the broth afterwards.
>>24862480
i always, always consider or it am like, 'heard that's good' but i never take the plunge. what's it taste like?
>>24862524
caramel biscuit goodness, can't recommend it enough. try it, seriously
>end up deciding not to go to some agency assessment I was invited to after having been to one before and then never being contacted with anything relevant, and almost everyone I know saying they've been through the same, and I figure I just want to job search on my own
>get a call just now asking if I intend to go
>say no
>immediately realize this is a bad idea as he tells me about how I'm essentially just missing out on a potential career path and help with looking for work
>he actually sounds pretty sincere and talks about everything in detail and keeps asking whys to what I say
>feel like I came across as a lazy cunt for not wanting to go
>for some reason this actually bothers me, despite usually not caring how I come across and also going to every other job or course related thing I'm invited to
I realize it's his job to sell me on using the service but god damn it.
If I drank alcohol I would have some right now.
always good food recs in britfeel. somebody gave a big shoutout to leibniz milk choc and i fucking love them now, so i'm handing down the kabuto mantle. will have to check out that biccy spread init.
lads its raining
>>24862566
as long as you really believe you'll do fine jobsearching on your own then fair does, but if you're just saying that to placate ur laziness then shame on you lad
>>24862583
Just windy as fuck where I'm at bruh
At least my house never got flooded like those fuckers in the lake district.
>>24862566
Don't use that image, wannabe-wagekuck.
lads who has the cutest waifu in britfeel?
>>24862359
It's the same with fat people and wageslavs too.
We all get treated like subhumans, when most of us are just trying to get on with our shitty lives.
One of my colleagues got into trouble for telling a polish worker who can't speak English to try articulating some English words when he was trying to order food in our canteen. (He was just rudely pointing to everything like a fucking ape)
The woman isn't racist. Her hubbys a black Egyptian. But its fucking stupid we have to tread on eggshells around these minorities, especially when most don't even give a shit about our society anyway.
If we had a mandatory basic language, legal, and cultural awareness test that's partially randomised it would help improve life here dramatically.
(At least then the papers would expose the pakis that would cheat hard on such tests. And trust me they would if it means they can bring their hair-lipped bearded ancient grandmother over)
>>24862578
i think that was me, definitely my favourite biscuit
tbqh lads
which one of you is this?
https://mobile.twitter.com/KOgodo/status/674274844092014592/video/1
>>24862656
damn niggers, fucking degenerates
>>24862638
darling fei guy
>>24862648
i think it started with a pic of it and 'who /patrician/ here' or osmething like that. it's changed my life mate.
>>24860846
2
7
all of them were Asian, english grills are crap tier
>>24862638
i
>>24862697
damn straight
>>24862732
i always ask, but who IS darling fei. is she some azn celeb or is it literally some random gyal
>>24862732
TruiIy Pleb
>>24862605
As I said, I've been to one of these things with a different agency and they've done nothing for me since. And I've heard the case is similar for most people with agencies. I'd rather not spend the time and money (and yes, the effort) to get there if this is going to be the same as those.
But then "what if they ARE helpful? You don't know unless you go and if they would have been helpful you're missing out.".
I've been unable to decide up until now so I ultimately just said no when called. Oh well, too late now. They already took me off their books. Just get back to normal jobsearching and hope I don't feel as much of a piece of shit tomorrow.
>tfw my dad just revealed that next year I'll be getting around 5,600 quid from an investment thing he had set up for me when I was younger
>>24862777
least u got trips lad. desu the guy might have been keen because he's an optimist and assumed you'd be easy to place or sommat. if you got shit qualifications or something he prolly woulda just switched off like they do down at jobby/
>>24862711
>>24862732
>not wanting to shag more or less everyone and anyone
Does your knob not work or something?
so who's looking forward to peep show tonight? lamb chops are nearly done, gonna nip down sainsburies later to stock up and get some booze all in time to watch it.
>>24862796
weyyyyyyyyy!!!
>>24862832
not me, haven't even thought of peepshow since about series 2 desu. when something's gone on that long, with some exceptions i tend to assume it's gone totally stale and avoid it. it seemed a bit shit by series 4 so i was done by then
reheating leftover chili con carne and watchin arsenal v olympiakos for me lad
>>24862748
you're right, she is an azn celeb. she is in the kpop group miss a, she's chinese though
>>24862759
no pleb here
>>24862826
this may shock you, but i'm not a faggot who finds males attractive. abhorrent behavior
>>24862641
>If we had a mandatory basic language, legal, and cultural awareness test that's partially randomised it would help improve life here dramatically.
We do for people outside of the EU. My brother used to be married to an Egyptian and she had to take it when she came here originally. She passed obviously but me and my brother's mates tried it afterwards from the stuff she brought home and we all failed. You have to known ridiculous shit about the Queen and national anthem.
>>24862826
looks like a boy
still would
>>24862834
going to reinvest it desu, no way i can trust myself having access to that kinda cash
Going to the shop lads~
Did anyone want anything?
>>24863086
you please tilde
>>24863086
would kill for a cheeky rubicon lychee juice
>>24846588
r u anime character?
>>24860385
Any of you lazy fucks played an account to level 10 for me yet?
>>24862991
This is exactly why we need a test like that for EVERYONE. Anyone born here, anyone coming in.
>>24863178
and if you fail?
>>24863086
your sister's phone number
>>24863221
There's the door, paki.
>>24863221
You get forced to study up and redo it if you're born here already, and failing also means you don't qualify for public services. (And it would be incredibly shameful to fail.)
If you're an immigrant your application gets rejected and you have to reapply.
>>24863313
plz b trolling
>>24863296
bet you the percentage of native brits failing would be way higher than immigrants
>>24863440
No it wouldn't Ahmed, no it fucking wouldn't. Now go back to praying to your paedo.
>>24863221
You get banned for life.
>>24863440
ethnic brits wouldn't need to take the test
>>24862638
Lisa Simpson lizard beingjk, wtf is that all about lads
>>24863549
It's a character from some pro-LGBT vidya that became super successful
>>24862638
Mine is the coolest desu senpai
>>24863176
Fuck off poleaboo,
yes mr robot I am original in this commenting
>>24863586
>poleaboo
uwot.mp4
>>24863440
this is one of the most incorrect opinions i've witnessed
>>24863549
Christ there is so much bullying of my waifu. For what purpose?
>>24863561
I was more questioning the 8-bit aesthetics
what should i get my mum and dad for christmas? i have no idea what are mum and dad suitable presents
I could never be a paedophile.
I'd miss bacon too much.
blood orange tango just taste like another brand of tango, pretty underwhelming. Seems to go well with vodka though so can't grumble too much
>>24863840
double ended ildo
When will you accept Jezza as this country's lord and saviour?
There's no stallin' the Corbyn.
>>24863840
Lewd figs and a fleshlight
>>24863840
Bought my dad a bottle of whiskey and some steven king book
Bought me mam a box of thorntons, a few dvd's of some shit she likes to watch and a few books she gave me the titles of
EZ life onii-senpai
>>24863871
It's not us you need to convince it's his party
>Shopkeeper's daughter who I haven't seen in years asked me what I'm doing with my life
I didn't know what to say.
how true is this?:
do girls really have it that easy?
>>24863871
I wish those Socialist Party cunts would shut up. It only takes a handful of those knobs on twitter to convince the media there's some kind of palace coup brewing in the fringes of the Labour party.
Equally I wish MPs would toughen up and stop acting like a knife emoji was in anyway indicative of a serious threat on their life.
>>24863887
They'll realise his greatness soon enough.
>>24863897
so what did you say?
>>24863909
No, men have it harder. We have to win a genetic lottery as well.
>>24856029
Wtf, that's too close to me to not give a (You)
>>24864011
"Oh you know keeping busy with work"
there's no way arsenal are gonna win by two lads
>>24863549
He just wants attention m8, he's like a tripfag without the commitment
>>24863840
Gin and Whiskey
Dad usually drinks both :,(
>>24864101
Remember that unbeaten league run they had, that one time?
Nobody else does </3
Thank you all for being here every day.
>>24863671
hey m8
>>24864150
the vast majority of football fans with a basic amount of knowledge of the game will remember that season, common knowledge m8
>>24864072
well at least you work m8
>>24864283
That's the thing, I don't.
>>24864181
Had enough of your shit mate.
1-0 to the arsenal
>>24864150
Pires dived against Pompey, they should've lost that game
>>24864210
I know, I was making a broader point about Arsenal achieving very little of note, and infrequently at that, since then.
u 2 srs tho so you just pointed out what you thought was wrong with it.
>>24864305
>girpoo
>>24864321
giroud's not good enough as a sole striker (altho he's almost there), but nobody's better than him at the near post
anyone like the band deftones here?
>>24864396
yeh, grew out of nu metal like everybody but deftones were just quality regardless
>>24864301
i hope it's the same person posting this waifu everytime because it's the same me posting lisa
>>24864396
they were supposed to play the bataclan day after it got rekt
>>24864011
''Getting my life together''
I'm not a good liar, she could probably see me screaming internally.
>>24864321
He's top class.
People keep saying he's shit and he keeps scoring goals.
>>24864453
Pretty much every one hates Alphys so I doubt that's the case, I don't understand why they hate her so much as well, I wish you wouldn't hate her either.
>>24864294
But /r9k/ taught me neets are superior? Why not just tell her you're a supreme neet?
Or were all those memes not true?
>>24864468
he's definitely not shit but if we wanna win the league we need an aguero/suarez-level striker desu, and he's just on a little tier below that with strikers like benzema imo
>>24864428
i'd only called their first two albums nu-metal. you listened to diamond eyes and koi no yokan? sick albums lad
>>24864481
dont hate her m8 it's just fun to annoy you
>>24864481
Because the creator himself said she was based off early lisa simpson. Fuck yo meme game.
>>24864506
Just hate her instead, I'd prefer that.
>>24864508
She ended up as nothing like Lisa Simpson in game though so it's fine, her personality isn't anywhere near what I'd say is like Lisa's.
>>24864536
i will not stop until ya waifu is raped by a black man
>>24864503
yeh mate i gave em a listen butI GET BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
>>24864564I am black, I wouldn't rape her though. We'd have loving weeb sex in her lab at night.
how do i squirm out of a office christmas party? i've only been working at this place for a few weeks and i don't even like drinking which is 90% of what they talk about
>>24864294
what did you pretend you do?
>>24864569
definitely my 2 favourite deftones albums. that riff on bored, classic 90's nu-metal
>>24864610
Stab yourself in the arm
>>24864596
that guy wasnt me but now i know you're black i cant take you seriously
>>24864693
Why though? No need to bully me as well as my love.
>>24864714
arent many black robots about. where you living senpai
>>24864759
A place near Oxford, don't want to give out my actual location desu.
>>24863840
Top gear DVD, NOW that's what I call 80s CD.
>>24864794
Banbury??
>>24864794
cool, i ran out of images and i cba to get more, at some pont i'll download more of lisa so we can chat for longer ;) ;)
>>24864850
Nah mate desu.
>>24864858
Please don't senpai, just give it up and leave this waifufag to enjoy his waifu in peace.
>>24864875
who the fuck said you could go colour
>>24864875
kek i actually thought that was pixel art of lisa simpson at first
undertale was designed for tumblr
>>24864891
Alphys looks cute in colour and black and white!
>>24864894
How mean.
>>24863953
> They'll realise his greatness soon enough.
Shit like that is exactly the problem. Like Jezza himself saying to the rebel MPs there would be "no hiding place" for them. It just smacks of exactly the same over-the-top authoritarianism that made Labour unelectable for decades, and then it was Tony Blair who got them back to the point that people voted for them.
>>24862421
Been meaning to try these actually, if I can pull myself away from meme noodles for 5 minutes
Made a new thread for us lads
>>24865037
>>24865037
>>24865037
>>24864610
Say you're teetotal and your daughter died at christmas
>>24865051
oh no you fucking don't with your shit version
>>24865094
>>24865094
>>24865094
>>24860846
1 GF
3 different girls
had 2 mmf threesomes with one of my best brahs which was weird cos one of the girls was his ex girlfriend
>tfw this was all when i was under the age of 17
20 now and haven't been laid for approx 3 years
