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don't even see any reason to have daylight OP images anymore lads edition
>>24865037
first for lisa
arsenal 2-0 up lads, having a celebratory mince pie
>>24865098
Soup's on, baby.
>>24865037
>>24865094
>>24865094
>>24865094
correct thread
>>24865134
lolno
It's not even daytime, you soft prick.
>>24865134
fuck off mophead
>>24865134
face it mate, you got it wrong, let yours die
>>24865151
its not blurry diffuse time either
What superpower would you have and why?
>>24865201
power to stop op posting that eyesore
>mfw the lisa guy is black
I thought black men were supposed to cool? Not beta boys. wtf senpai
just had my second fap of the day to a girl i work with. different girl this time
>>24865217
>I thought black men were supposed to cool?
Nah, it's a meme, just like big penises, I'm too afraid to even leave my house desu.
>>24865238
masturbating more than once every 3 days is bad
>>24865253
post your cock laddy
>>24865257
is having sex more than once every 3 days bad?
>>24865253
i've yet to meet an uncool black guy irl desu guess they all stay at home then
>>24865257
I masturbate 3 times a day easily. How is it bad for me if I'm in love with it.
>>24865274
Why would I embarrass myself like that?
>>24865310
Yeah we're all uncool so we stay home, I'm afraid of people.
We're using this thread, r-right lads?
>>24865342
wow do it faggot no one will know its you
>>24865217
Well I'm not the guy you're talking to but I am black and willing to post cock if wanted
>>24865346
are you clinically retarded? this one has 21 replies and the other one has 1 gee i wonder which one is being used fuck you retard
>>24865363
I will know, that's enough people.
>>24865346
this thread is for chav scum that don't give a shit.
I wont be posting in here tonight.
evenin' negroes
>>24865371
And I'm also a fucking idiot apparently because I replied to the wrong person
>>24865371
no, we want lisa simpson black cock
i need to see what kind of black man would end up like this,face pic would be better but i know he will never post that.
>>24865371
If you're uncut then yes please.
>>24865427
I'm not posting it, I wont ever, also I don't understand what's so weird about me, well apart from me being ugly as fuck, I just don't know what's so weird about being black and liking this kind of stuff.
>>24865524
shut up nigger lad
Guys I think my photoredox-promoted decarboxylative fluorination might have failed today, any tips?
>>24865190
Careful mate I'll do a blurrrrrry diffuse version of that other image too if you don't shut up about it
holy fuck lads getting /fit/ is easy as fuck and i feel better already might leave this place soon and migrate onto greener pastures
>>24865565
do it. i wanna see him squirm
No seriously though lads how do I approach girls?
>>24865468
I am cut actually although my fucking phone camera turned the image sideways. If you want to see my weird looking face I can post that too
>>24865612
follow what this guy does
https://twitter.com/BabyDickLoser
Fucking hell, kstew in twilight is absolute perfection. I just want to dig my nails into her ass.
>>24865612
Erect your cock at them mate
>>24865635
shame at the cutness desu
>>24865660
Would love to see her take black cock, something better than that>>24865635
though
>>24865594
Noob gains are a wonderful thing. Enjoy this feeling bro, it's the last time you will ever be happy with your body.
>>24865524
you have the weirdest waifu thats the facination
>>24865693
why? i don't want to be some super hulk or something senpai i just want to to be reasonably strong and like 12-15% bodyfat
>>24865635
>I am cut
INTO THE TRASH
>>24865717
It's not that weird if you think about it, she's this shy weeb who loves her interests to death and would be content staying indoors all day just watching anime and things like that. Perfection.
>>24865425
DREAMCAST MENTIONED
R
E
A
M
CAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whrmtU8MY44
>>24865190
>>24865209
here you go, just for you
>>24865769
SHE IS UGLY AND NOT HUMAN ENOUGH TO BE NORMAL WAIFU MATERIAL
>>24865725
What's your workout like lad? I'll be starting with a new gym next Wednesday. Looking for advice
Who /drinking/ here?
Pic related, it's my fucking tree and beer. I hope they bring you a moment of joy because they have brought me none.
>>24865524
cus i never thought you would be black. i pictured you as a pale white kid with anxiety . not a black man
>>24865725
You don't yet ;)
>>24865790
I think she's pretty cute, I feel like I would be able to cuddle with her really easily as well.
>>24865806
Well all you have to do is replace white with black and you'd be spot on, I'm pretty pale as well because I don't get any sunlight on my skin. Oh I wouldn't call myself a kid either.
>>24865769
>content staying indoors all day just watching anime and things like that. Perfection.
that is the weird part. i have never met a black man like that. all the black guys i meet are these super cool outgoing types. it is like an oxymoron or some shit hearing about one like you
>>24865858
Well you wouldn't meet them, they stay indoors watching the simpsons apparently.
>>24865799
drinking with my single christmas card desu
>>24865799
Vodka and blood orange tango her senpai
>>24865897
or even worse, playing undertale
>>24865844
It's got a tail, probably got hidden rape tentacles as well.
hate this. But I'm pretty sure those are from Lidl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh8EnNEaeU
>>24865858
>>24865897
>>24865931
Please lads, /britfeel/ is meant to be the area I can feel safe in.
>>24865932
Stroking her tail would be nice though, there's nothing wrong with tails.
>>24865795
I just used scoobys workout calculator pretty neat tells you what to do and you pick different ones if they are too hard
>>24865839
yea and i probably won't
>tfw only 8 days until christmas and haven't started shopping yet
>>24866088
>tfw don't need to do any christmas shopping
what a tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
How many browser tabs do you have open right now lads?
How many windows?
>>24866025
I'm only bantering you silly nigger.
See, I did it again.
>>24866025
She wants to put her tail in you, you ready to be a taker?
>>24866146
1 window 31 tabs.
>>24866168
Would probably have to deal with it desu. If it made her happy.
>>24866146
14 tabs 5 windows
>>24866146
1 window 2 tabs
>>24866146
2 windows like ~40+ tabs
chrome ftw tbqh lads embrace the botnet
>>24866146
1 window, 45 tabs.
Although my browser crashed and recovered so only 5 of them are 'loaded' properly.
>>24866146
1 window
7 tabs (3 not loaded)
I really enjoy the feeling of having ear plugs in my ears
>>24866146
78 tabs, 3 windows.
pwb
kq
>>24866146
1 window 3 tabs. I have a friend who normal has 3 windows open with an average of 20+ tabs on each and he won't let me close any, pisses me off.
>started handing out cvs
>qt grill actually interested in me
>suddenly filled with anxiety
Is this was being a normie is like? Because I feel constantly on edge. Even sitting in my attic now all comfy I have butterflies constantly.
fucking lol at this lads
>>24866837
This .gif only scares people who took a 800+mg of benadryl or a few leaves of datura.
Anyone have any home cures for headaches? I've got a banging one today.
females have inherent value
there's something saddening about not being one
and yet, at the same time i tell myself, i'm me, that's ok, i could be worse.
is this a grass-greener situation, or am i right to think there's some objective evidence that - while both genders have their issues, there's a greater inherent value to being female?
>>24866862
i shat myself a bit TbH
>>24866891
yea stop being a fucking pussy
>>24866907
Yep being a woman would be so much better, basically a charmed life
>>24865382
Sad, miserable man...
>>24866993
me or him lad
>>24866915
You should take 800mg of benadryl or generic Diphenhydramine.
You'll have the time of your life.
>>24866837
This reminds me, I keep having nightmares about spiders, not huge ones, the normal penny sized ones that are just crawling about my bed and making webs near me.
Sometimes they're hallucinations and I jump out of bed and run around the room trying to find the light. Think I'm going mental.
>>24866891
put your headphones on full volume
drink soda or alcohol
if you have an office chair spin around on it for a while
>>24867020
that sounds more scary then spiders TbH
>>24865799
How old mate?
>>24867061
>then
this is a thread for brits
>>24867060
>soda
Papers please.
>>24866907
It depends how you place value.
I think men have it better still by virtue of physical strength. Women are only worth the price you place on them in your mind.
>>24867013
Whoever got unproportionally angry over an honest mistake. Really is upsetting when that's the only way a person can vent their emotions.
>>24867156
im a dislexic brit
pls no bully
>>24867060
g t f o
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f
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>>24867089
I'm 27 pal. Well on my way to being an old man full of regret. Why?
>>24866907
Attractive women maybe. Uggos ain't worth the steam off my shit.
>>24867207
whats wrong with getting angry when people act retarded its obvious which thread was being used
Lads I finally worked up the balls to ask my boss if I can be given some not shit work like all the other junior engineers at my place.
He told me I'd "made a rod for my own back" whatever the fuck that means by doing too well at the shit projects and since they're important I've gotta stay on them, but promised I'd get good stuff soon.
Do you think he meant it or he just told me I was doing a good job so he could keep me on the shit stuff and make me shut up?
>>24866907
that value is their vagina, if they weren't necessary to reproduce women would become extinct
a future free of women is inevitable
>>24865555
Did you use an appropriate electron acceptor?
>>24867257
I think you should get out normie.
>4chan goes down
>don't know what to do
Guys, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
>>24867362
I took a nap. I wasn't even tired, I just had nothing else to do.
>>24867362
>4chan comes back up
>nothing interesting to post
>>24867399
Its back on and now I have to go to bed, such is life
>>24867385
Been there my man.
Boredom naps are the best.
>>24867362
>started reading through my old MSN chat logs after seeing it mentioned in another thread
>feel like shit
>>24867257
>he just told me I was doing a good job so he could keep me on the shit stuff and make me shut up?
This
I've never managed engineers, but I have a long and illustrous career in Football Management and whenever one of my fringe players steps up to me and tells me he feels he hasn't been getting enough first team football I tell him, assertively 'You're not in my first team plans in the moment but keep working hard in training to show me why you should be and I will give you first team football' then they say' Okay, thanks boss, that's all'. Then I continue to not play them unless the rest of the squad catch Ebola but when they threaten to leave and I offer to show them the door they quickly realise there is no one else who is going to pay their wage so get right back out there with the Under 21s.
You're being done like a kipper.
>>24867421
>tfw lost all my old MSN chatlogs when my harddrive died
Never forgave Microsoft for closing MSN. Lost so many Eastern Euro qts who I met from online gaming.
>>24867251
By all means, you're allowed to be an asshole. It's kind of pathetic how you try to justify it though.
>>24866907
If I re-rolled at life a thousand times over, I'd always pick male.
Was going to list everything shite about being female, can't be arsed tho. So just typed this instead. Fuck you.
>>24867257
He verbally teabagged you and expects you to now crawl back under your rock.
>>24867444
nah mate, just lie about form and not wanting to disrupt the side
>>24867223
Just curious, how's your social life? Job? Family relations? Asking because I can relate a lot to your pic. Weed just makes me more depressed desu
how many of you lot are in relationships here?
>>24867500
>sign loads of loanees to fill up my bench and keep the wage down
>tell their club they will be first team and get experience
>rarely play them
>Claudio Raniere would like to talk to you about your loan agreement with regards to Ruff McGruff
>Raniere (calmly): We agreed Ruff McGruff would play first team football but he has only been used as back up so far
>Me (Assertively): I thought Ruff McGruff would be a first team player but after seeing him in training I don't think he is up to the standard
>Raniere (Cautiously): O-oh o-okay
Just home and kinda drunk, thank fuck past sober me left a rustlers chicken burger in the fridge
>>24867539
Reporting in famalam
Three years and some
I WAS BORN A BITTER OLD MAN
WHO GOT HIS HEARTBROKEN IN CATALONIA 1936
SO I GAVE UP ON LIFE BEFORE I ARRIVED
I KNEW THIS PLACE WASN'T SAFE FOR ANYONE
really need a poo desu
>>24867568
>doing that to jose/any big manager
feels good m8
>>24867642
Go in the toilet mate it'll be mental
>>24867652
>tfw a big manager talks shit about you in a press conference saying you only do good because teams don't play properly against you because you are a minnow
>beat them
>W-w-well I think anon is a -g-great manager
Does anyone else take toilet brakes at work just to get away from that shit? i think my boss suspects i've got diabetes or something
Why are videogames better than real life anons?
I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles X and it feels amazing to explore the world. Hunt the fauna and pick up every thing I see.
I sometimes wish real life was like this. I wonder if a lot of our problems come from our own repression of natural instincts.
I feel, if society didn't exist like it does today, I would have become a wandering nomad. Livng off the land and exploring it all.
The problem I always had with travel is not so much the danger of wildlife but the danger of people.
>>24867687
>when that one regen striker you signed for a season 10 years ago and scored a fuckton of goals before fucking off to PSG starts warning you about clubs.
>>24867702
Yakuza 5 brah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WZWQahG0xw
>>24867696
Had a kiddie in work who would go to the toilet for 20 minutes like 5 times a day.
We named him shitman.
I never had a problem with it but some of the bitches did (no fun allowed vagina in the house) so our manager had to have a chat with him. This was funny as fuck as well because our manager is a total fuck up and awful at being assertive about any personal problems or people skiving off and is scared of being un-PC because too many marks on his record. Shitman continues to shit, bitches continue to complain and I now tell my boss he doesn't even shit that much the girl's are just uppity.
Good old shitman. My manager also tried to get us to stop calling him shitman because he is supposed to be higher than us on the totem pole, never going to happen though.
What is the best country to commit a life sentencing crime in?
I'm so done with this world. I can't cope with, or even understand human existence here.
I just want a life of solitary confinement. Where I don't have to worry about, paying taxes/bills etc.
Get provided a roof over your head, hot meals and a bed.
Lack of freedom is not a problem, I'm for all intents a prisoner already.
So... What is the best country to go to, and commit a crime, that will get me a life sentence and obtain the life I want?
>>24867807
Sweden, they gave that guy who did the shooting a PS3 i'm fairly sure.
also you'll just be deported to da uk m8
>>24867745
>tfw you sign an 18 year old regen who you bring up and make into a great player then his agent demands astronomical wages in negtiontions
>tfw you don't give it to him, he won't leave his agent and he leaves on a free
>tfw 2 years later Shiskobob Shekklestein would like to bring your interest to his client Prodigal Son who left you because you wouldn't pay him 3x the wage of everyone else in the squad
I'll keep shining my trophy collection until you leave your agent m8
>>24867853
agents are fucking cancerous m8
>>24867807
I like your philosophy mate it is really interesting.
If you are a dangerous enough criminal (but not a terrorist) I think they lock you up pretty good here.
If I was in your shoes I'd think about running away into the woods, sticking twigs in your hair and calling yourself The Wolverine before I committed myself to jail though. If not joining an anarcho-punk hippiesque commune.
Who is still here, state gimmick.
footie bloke turned robot here
>>24868010
I run about 5 gimmicks at this point and if I gave any of them up it'd ruin all of my postings. I'm basically the Mick Foley of /britfeel// I am here though.
>>24868010
Comic con girl guy here
>>24868010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUGZq02cYIY
>>24868052
Nice to have you aboard.
>>24868065
Do you shitpost about yourself?
>>24868010
im dormer tbH
>>24868010
I used to post about my korean gf a lot
>>24865037
Who /Drunk&Alone/ here?
>>24868010
I'm still here, no gimmicks today, I guess I complain about my job a lot and get drunk
>>24868210
Reporting in Captain
>>24868136
>Do you shitpost about yourself?
Depends how you define shitposting. None of my personalities are meaingless ramblings about my tragic existence. The one's that are rambling about it try to say a bit more than Tilde or Poley.
>>24868223
>I complain about my job a lot and get drunk
I think that's the manifesto these days
>>24868210
No other reason to be here at this hour.
>>24868259
>>24868259
Get bored, start a fight
>>24868210
Been trying, it won't take.
Did an exam today lads. I'll pass but I had the potential to get such a good grade.
Why do I do this to myself? I love my course and I love the area of it that today's exam concerned itself with.
>>24867796
>some of the bitches did (no fun allowed vagina in the house) so our manager had to have a chat with him
How is this allowed?
Fucking keks man... seriously.
Old boss of mine always rolled right over for the women in the office too, it was pathetic.
>>24868210
At attention for duty, Oh captain my captain.
>>24865037
>tfw Caroline Lucas's Nephew.
We haven't met in a couple of years, but we still email monthly or so. I used to be a Green supporter but was only ever moderate and not that active. Been getting slowly red-pilled over the past 2 years. Normally to keep the peace I don't talk with her about politics much, but I've been letting my power level slip over the past month or so.
I'm pretty much the black sheep in the family now, although Caroline still speaks with me on good terms. We are meeting for lunch tomorrow to 'catch up and have a big discussion about politics and stuff'
Still seems to think I am an edgy youngster. Anything specific you think I should ask?
I've been smoking a pack of cigarettes recently. I've never really smoked before but I think I understand the appeal. I tried to smoke weed once but I couldn't inhale. The person I was with kept laughing at me. Smoking cigarettes is a lot different though, I can inhale it and most of the time it's enjoyable. I won't take it up but I think I understand the appeal beyond the aesthetic appeal and the 'fitting in' appeal/
>>24868210
no but i am dying for a drink man...i woke up at 9pm and feel fucking alone.
>tfw its ten past 1 and im sat eating rice krispies bollock naked
Anyone see the series(?) finale of Scream Queens tonight?
I hope that cliffhanger was que for another season. I thought it would be a 1 season show but it is so good I want more and it can't possibly end like that. I would hate for it to go another season just because money and ruin the whole thing, but it is so fucking good. It's American Horror Story with hot girls and a good sense of humour. I don't want it to end.
>>24868010
I'm here. Ask who else /depressed/ a lot, and depression chat in general.
>>24868335
How old are you lad?
Chicken or pizza /britfeel/!
Help I need food, I've had nothing all day except some lucozade. And some wine.
>>24867829
>they gave that guy who did the shooting a PS3
Cell looks comfy as fuck teebeeh, I've paid to live in shittier flats than this
>>24868335
That's pretty cool man, I wish I had a family member like that. You should just 'b urself'. Don't try and be a political cunt if you're not actually that deep into politics. If you are, just try to have a genuine conversation with her. Try to be happy.
>>24868335
Ask her for details on why she stopped associating herself with Stop the War.
Is it because they're Assad supporting c.ucks? Does she think Diane Abbott is an uppity nigger like everyone else in Britain thinks?
If you're being genuine, let her know some random fuck on the internet who is a libertarian and who she would probably hate is giving her props and wants her ot keep being the best green on the planet. Lucas is a top lass.
>>24868379
chicken pizza, side of wine.
norn iron neet here, can I hang out with you lads?
Shits been rough slowly escaping neethood but just really had the realization, I have literally no real friends.
just sort of people you say hey to at work.
>>24868314
>How is this allowed?
They said they had to do more work because he was shitting all the time, so he spoke to them. That's bullshit because I am the GOAT and take care of everything anytime anything get's difficult.
The real reason is they saw an opportunity to drag someone threw the dirt and did so as to make themselves look better.
>'Hey look at me, I don't have regular bowl movements'
>gg promotion
No... it didn't work.
>>24868380
Manlet bed
>>24868380
>that bed
That is the single most awful looking thing ever. I'm 5ft 7 and I think that bed is fucking pathetic.
>>24868373
21
>>24868392
I'm quite into politics, even before I became a UKIP supporter/member.
>>24868403
>Does she think Diane Abbott is an uppity nigger
No, she even wanted her to win the labour leadership election.
>>24868360
Feel like i'm just coming out of my depression desu. Maybe it'll stick around though, I can't say for sure.
Not too hopeful, but maybe my future could be okay. There are plenty of people who have it worse, thats for sure.
>>24868407
Got a Hawaiian cause it was cheaper, and unfortunately the wine is not mine.
Got some cider though.
>>24868481
>Wanted her to win labour leadership
Just
what
like
seriously
she seems like an intelligent person
why
>>24868573
She is very articulate (unlike Natalie Bennett) and educated, that does not mean intelligent anon.
>>24868010
Im the guy that's been posting the long depressing posts lately.
The same guy that tutors on his days off.
I really wish I could drink a koppaburg right now. But I won't since I'm trying to limit my indulgence on food and drink.
Post music pls I need something new to listen too.
>>24868616
Are you that guy who ran into traffic? Quite liked reading those posts desu, felt like I could relate to them a decent amount.
>>24868616
I'm currently slamming kopparbergs trying to get drunk off them
on to can 11...
>>24868725
That was me, I didn't put my trip on for it this time though. I used to post it about a couple of years ago when I was going through MDD. I posted it because I was reminded about it and I'm going back to MUH SELF INDULGENT depression and all that wank
>>24868567
>Hawaiian
You sick animal
How do I become happy?
>tfw i could name like 10 things that are shit in my life off the top of my head and like 2 good things
A girl that likes me is coming over to my house tomorrow. Very excited lads, but it just occurred me, I've never kissed a girl before and I'll probably suck at it
>>24868782
Did you post on /v/ at all? pretty sure I've seen your name somewhere before.
I have like an instinctive hate for all tripfags desu, its kind of hard to get over.
>>24868801
Pinapple is goat pizza topping though. Fucking love it senpai
>>24868801
The pineapple heresy is worth it if the ham is good. Ham is godly on pizzas and has to become a more common topping.
seriously anons I've honestly forgotten how to make friends, I'm literally stuck or trapped for a better word overthinking everything so I never act.
I have a staff night out coming up and I'm honestly just scared, even just stupid shit like when do I meet up with everyone, where can I sit and chat, what should I wear.
I hate being this way shits just chipping away at me.
I keep hoping I come across someone to pull me outta this stuff but I know that is just fantasy talk.
>>24868824
Just put your mouth over her mouth & nose and breath in.
>>24868888
I seem to make people angry with my pizza topping choices whenever I post them desu. Am I really that weird for hating olives on pizza?
What do you lads think of anchovies anyway?
>>24868861
>I have like an instinctive hate for all tripfags desu, its kind of hard to get over.
It's justified desu. Everyone tripfag, including myself, suffer from a strange kind of narcissism. I've posted on r9k for years but I've tried to remain fairly low key. I only ever trip on /r9k/ though.
>>24868888
I respect your quads senpai but fuck pineapple.
>>24868757
12 cans for 12 quid is deadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0
Thoughts?
>>24868925
I love olives on pizza, anchovies are good if I'm in the mood
had a pizza today dominos voucher went half n half.
one side pepperoni other side spicy peppers and jalapenos, with bbq sauce all over.
felt good but felt like a fat fuck eating it all, didnt eat anything else the entire day
>>24868965
MFW watching the keks trying to ban Trump from the uk
>>24868965
I looked at the splash screen and learned all I need to know.
>>24868888
Nice quads, I never really get pineapple on pizza though. I did once get a free dominos pizza with my order once because the guy delivered someone elses pizza to my house. It was an american hot with the pepperoni taken off and with tandori chicken and pineapple. It was actually pretty good
>>24868896
It could happen senpai. Some people can be so relaxed and nice all the time its insane.
Don't really understand those people anymore. How can someone be so seemingly happy?
>>24869029
It's not without precedent
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/donald-trump-10-people-uk-has-banned-hate-speech-1532565
>>24869096
None of them are possibly gonna end up being president of the USA though
>>24868965
9:20 in, an heeeere comes the autism and mummy rant. haha
>>24869167
>possibly gonna end up being president of the USA though
The fact he's putting himself in the conversation with those people is proof enough he's not even going to be selected for election.
Youtube rewing always pisses me off. Its a big self-congratulatory wank for all the normie youtubers to be wacky and enjoy how popular and great they are. I don't even recognise 3/4 of them and this one has fucking genuine celebrities in it. They' note fucking youtubers, fuck off.
>>24869360
Don't even know what that is desu, sounds terrible. E-celebs who let it get to their head seem pretty pathetic desu.
>>24869461
Every year youtube invites "popular" youtubers to do a silly fun video that calls back to all the memes of the year, so for example this one references that xray thing in New York, FNAF, the shia lebouf motivational video and its filled with youtubers. Whats always funny though is that they ignore the gaming and musician youtubers (you know, the people who ACTUALLY MADE YOUTUBE AS A JOB POSSIBLE). Captain Sparklez has consistently been a high ranking subrscription, yet never gets invited.
Yes i know how autistic this all is, I'm way too drunk to care
>>24869544
But if they don't do gaming or music what do they do?
Prank shows or something?
Senpaitachi I really need some music pls help, I can't keep listening to this weeb shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10n1ZJGx7A0
>>24869587
There is a vast area of youtubers filled with vloggers and "oh so random" bitches
I have a guilty pleasure of watching youtubers react, so those are the only ones i actually recognise.
>>24869629
Elegantly Broken - Cain's Offering
who watches apprentice here
i'm mad old alan has been too trigger happy with the firings this year because it just means less episodes
also Claude has been fairly tame, expected him to be 10x times the dickhead than he has been
i wish i was british ;_; you guys are so cool, you have your own thread and everything
>>24869771
>tfw only half british
Wasn't even born here lel :3
>>24869771
You don't wish it
Don't see this thread as a good thing, it shows how fucking awful it is compared ot anywhere else that we feel we need a specific shelter
just end it all lad
>>24866146
3 windows 18 tabs
>>24869667
Can't help but think of vtm:b when I think of cain desu.
Hope paradox makes a good game.
>>24869771
Where are you from lad?
>missed signing at dolecenter
>called to let them know a relative was sick and i took her to hospital
>they said ok, i went in to sign next day
>now havent been paid and it's 2 days after my payment day
im scared and i dont have any food
>tfw no gf to have consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position with
>>24869935
Call them,ask wtf
>>24869935
get a job then
>>24869935
I got 50 GBP for 2 days food off some random fund when they fucked up my neetbux.
>>24869974
>tfw no gf to go to sleep with for the sole reason to repair body cells
>>24870051
Pretty sure gf doesn't help you repair body cells senpai
>>24870026
move back in with parents until you've got a job?
might go to subway soon lads
>>24870078
What subway is open at fucking 2:30?
>>24870125
>my mom i havent seen in a decade
why?
>>24870071
Sleeping repairs cells.
>>24870095
walthamstow m8 - have to walk down a motorway to get there but worth it for the HAND CRAFTED sandwich
>>24870095
Not him, but a mate of mine used to do a night shift at subway. Making sammos for drunks at 3am must be grating.
So its been five mins since the last post, obligatory is the thread dead post.
3am and not even tired.
>>24870481
Same. Feel like my heart is about to give way or something though.
Almost worried
>>24865037
Rider Music - Roadside G's (Gangsta Grime Lesson 2) RSG's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSkAQXKVLXE
StreetzHardest TV- Timbar- Lifes Cold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5fICAFyaDk
>>24866146
1 window, 3 tabs
had like 12 when i was doing my assignment
Feels like more and more human trash out on my streets every day, chavs, crazy homeless, stinky indians, skinhead poles, pakis and other sandniggers, crackwhores and more.
Fuck this island shithole.
>>24867232
lonely, desperate people will still take fat ugly women who don't bathe. they can be like that and some people will still find them desirable. nobody will ever want me, as a friend or as a partner.
>>24871629
fuck off m8 i've been homeless and it's hard not to be crazy
not everyone gets to live at mummys house forever cunt
Fuck the day is starting all over again.
>>24871629
If only you hadn't spent the last 5 years living on a diet of Shin cup noodles and custard creams, you might be able to pass the police fitness test and do something about it.
>>24866837
browsing on my phone hit my elbow against the heater topkek m8
>>24874118
lmao
sorry m8
>>24867444
This is probably true to be honest since I've been made to work with the other group nutter no one likes.
He says I'm part of his core team for important customers next year but I know who's on that team and it's literally all the people he listed minus me. I know because he sent them all an e-mail with the timetable for it and I was mentioned no where. I could pretty much see he was giving me a load of shit.
I'll look forward to seeing his excuse when none of this materialises, probably just tell me how important I am to the shit stuff again, too important go to on big customer stuff.
>>24875041
Well, it's "nowhere" for starters.
>>24875079
I'm a numbers guy not a words guy
>"Amazon Logistics will require you to provide identification on delivery before completing delivery."
Lads what does this mean? Im 18 but i dont drive and my passport is very out of date, will a bank card be enough?
Maybe they mean the signature on the little things?
Just wanted some lube.
>>24865201
Stop time would be nice, get in a porno and stop time after you cum so tgat on camera it looks like a huge load, and you could steal money easily and be a comfy neet
Gooooood Morning /britfeel/! Who else /notbeentobed/?
>>24876011
I did go to bed but i woke up 4 times between 10:30 and now.
