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haHA I am Thursday
What is the comfiest day?
>>24881966
Thursday, used to be when my Gran would come visit.
>>24882023
tell her to visit again then retard
Who's watching first dates tonight lads?
>>24882078
she just nostalgia
>>24882023
bet you don't even go visit her
>>24882078
She died earlier this year.
>>24882101
She got severe alzheimers, I did go see her, not every week though. Euthanasia should be allowed for things like that.
>>24882131
I meant in her grave.
sat there waiting with all that muck ontop of her thinking wheres anon?
Do travelling expenses include overnight accommodation?
>>24882160
She is ashes in an urn in my Grandfather's flat.
>>24882181
so you could still have her round for tea
>>24882181
>>24882200
get grandad to bring her over
>>24882200
infact you could probably make her into a cup of tea
>>24882214
>>24882206
>>24882200
piss off cunts
>>24881966
Monday if you aren't a wageslave
If you are a wage slave there are no comfy days.
>>24882165
Why don't you ask your employer but usually yes it does
>>24882023
just be yoruself, man.
>>24882200
>>24882206
This is so bad but I couldn't help but laugh. Feel bad now.
>>24882381
I'm not your man, buddy.
Fucking card machine asked me if I wanted to give a tip at subway today, wtf is going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ch52zjw7Y
>>24882364
Why Monday? As a NEET the concept of different days just loses all meaning desu
>>24882405
He's not your buddy, pal.
>>24882405
oh you best fuck off, pal.
>>24882411
Monday because the normies are at their quietest and you have a whole week of NEETing to look forward too uninterupted. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are the least comfy because the wageslaves are released briefly and so will be spreading their bad vibes, being loud and causing problems. Monday they are all back in work and due to the depression of this they are at their quietest on this day. On Monday's they'd almost admit their envy of the NEET, rather than chastise him.
>>24881966
Friday nights.
>>24882409
You should have done they are struggling sandwich artists just trying to express themselves and making a living doing what they love.
>>24882486
She was preggers and had SJW coloured hair that had been growing out for a few weeks, the ratio of her natural colour to her wtf shade of ugly pink was 40% 60%.
Any donation I could have made would have been too little too late.
wow guys found out my oneitis is a christian pretty neat im finally cured not really interested anymore
reminder to never forget this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV710c1dgpU
>>24882637
>mfw SJWs somehow manage to defend this and say it isn't Islam
It confuses me why white lefties think they are more qualified to tell you what is and isn't Islam than the actual Muslim preachers themselves. Strange breed.
Also, daily reminder feminist SJW lefties support Islam and their vile treatment of women because feminist SJWs don't actually care about women (or anybody but themselves) and only care about how many social brownie points they can collect from social media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOIbgd5qcrg
Mum's gone to get my booze.
The weekend starts now boys, having a milkshake to line my stomach now.
>>24882774
How do you get your mum to buy your booze? My mum used to buy me like 4 beers when she did the shopping but apart from that I was on my own.
>>24882842
Give her the money from my bennies and just tell her to get it for me.
At one point she used to get me a litre of vodka a day, that was when I was an alcohol though. Not that bad anymore.
>>24882842
mummy buys the rummy which goes in my tummy
>>24882842
My mum gets me a box of kopparberg every week. Feels good to be the golden child.
Who /k cider/ here?
>walked home, showered, hung up my washing and took the rubbish out all within an hour
not bad lads
who /callingpolicewhenevertheyseeabrownorblackpersononpublictransport/ here?
already gotten quite a few to get questioned and taken off
>>24883058
black people outside of london or major cities are alright tbqh
>>24883085
nigger detected, go back to africa shitskin
>walk up to KFC
>aww yeah chicken time
>too many people inside
>would feel awkward in the line
>likely I'd have to wait for fresh chicken to be cooked
>180 degrees turn and walk back home
...guess maybe next time
>>24883091
there was 2 black people at my school and they were chill
>>24883137
yeah probably because you were one of the "brothas", now fuck off out of /britfeel/ nigger
>>24883091
not him but you go back to /pol/, we're all robots here.
>>24883153
niggers can't be robots mate
>>24883153
Best just to not respond to them anon, they thrive on attention.
>>24882949
That shit is fucking rank
>>24883153
please stop posting offensive images
>>24882364
>living below the poverty line
>comfy
>>24883132
>180 degrees
lrn2 meme 2bh m9
How do I get in contact with a girl I haven't spoken to in about 5 years without it seeming creepy or out of the blue?
Do I need to engineer myself bumping into her?
>>24882859
How much do you drink now?
>>24882868
You just reminded me of this drunk Brummy tramp who used to live near me
Me and my mate were in the shop one day stealing some energy drinks then he comes up to me and starts yelling 'THAT'S FOR BABBIES?!! THAT'S FOR BABIES?! SEND HOME TO MUMMY TO GIVE YOU MORE MONEY!! SEND HOME TO MUMMY TO GIVE YOU MORE MONEY?!!'
Which blew our cover so we just put the drinks back and left.
Fucking Brummies, is there a worse race of people?
>>24883132
>not turning 360 degrees
Entry level at best mate
>>24883211
>not being born a richfag
Back to your master wageslave
lads,
institute, railroad or brotherhood?
>>24883308
>go to countryside
>having drink in pub
>go for a piss
>drunk brummy bursts out of the toilet
>'Oi aahh you come here a lot?!;
>'No mate, just passing through'
>'Arrhh nah but are you a local?!'
>'No I'm not from round here'
>'Alright mate, promise me you won't tell anyone?!'
>'Tell them what...?'
>'I've got loads of coke been doing it in the loos but don't tell anyone promise alright mate?!'
>'Okay...'
>'Arrra you're sound mate!!'
Then when I went to leave I bumped into him again. The pub is in a very rural place and there is some cottages nearby. There was an old lady in her back garden across the road from the pub, within ear shot. The drunk Brummy comes up to me as I am leaving.
>'Arrrrah here mate, this place is nice innit?!'
>'Yea mate, really peaceful'
>'Yea not like Birmingham... Birmingham is a fucking shithole mate'
>'H-ha...'
>'Naaah mate I'm fucking serious, if this was Birmingham, see that old women there? She'd be fucking dead!! Someone would come along now and just fucking shoot her if we were in Birmingham!?!'
>Old lady looks scared and goes back in her house
>'Okay mate... I have to go now... Have a nice day'
At least he knew Birmingham was a shithole I suppose.
>>24883394
Railroad mate you get to disrupt normies and the drivers get a bonus for hitting you and get like 6 months paid holiday so you can give someone a nice gift with your final action.
>>24883468
This is why I hate alcohol. It makes people into morons and degenerates
>>24883394
play a better game
>>24883506
Being a Brummy made him a moron and a degenerate. The alcohol just helped him express it.
>>24883281
Fuck that gay shit.
>>24883506
i bet you love smoking weed you cunt
i love my mum when she dies i'm gonna an hero
>>24883537
Why wait? Murder-suicide make the best headlines
>>24883534
who not both
>>24883563
>degenerate smoker can't even spell
lol
>>24883534
no, I hate all degenerates and their dependencies
>>24883468
Sounds like a decent lad.
>>24883468
tbf he sounds fucking hilarious pal
are mi5 going to kill me for browsing double chan
>>24883723
no but I will
Anyone here get anxious after alcohol, the dreaded beer fear? It's slowly getting worse for me, have 5 pints last night after plenty of food (not drunk at all) and today I feel like shit and haven't even had a shower. Only just getting over it now, it's getting to the point where I can't enjoy a beer. Any experience with this? Am I fucked?
>Guy who's started posting weeb pictures but talking overly-LADish
What's his story?
>>24883297
Yes make up a situation.
Dadanon here.
Daily reminder to put something on the end of it.
Just finished 10 hours of wageslaving of which 8 hours worth will go towards childcare.
>>24883952
>Just finished 10 hours of wageslaving of which 8 hours worth will go towards childcare
Well done on fucking your life up.
>>24883952
Love normies getting blown the fuck out.
Love it.
>>24883952
>having kids
why, hope you at least have a qt wife
>>24883952
>which 8 hours worth will go towards childcare.
>>24883297
>Do I need to engineer myself bumping into her?
Yep, messaging her out of the blue on fb won't work. You need to 'bump' into her in person and after that you can continue the conversation on fb without it being weird.
>>24883952
Honestly would think about suicide if I were you. Can you not get out of this at all?
Surely quitting and living on bennies would leave you with the same amount of money without the toil?
>>24883806
>Anyone here get anxious after alcohol, the dreaded beer fear?
I've experienced this. It's just another symptom of a hangover for me at this point, it was a lot worse in the past though before I began taking measures against it. Few key things I've done to reduce it
>Don't go out drinking, only drink at home preferably alone or with only one or two very close friends. You risk doing or saying something stupid when outside drunk and this will play on your mind the next day making your anxiety 10x worse.
>Avoid communications. Even though you are at home you still have your phone and social media so be disciplined and don't fucking touch them. Again if you wake up to find a bunch of texts or messages to people saying stupid shit it is going to drive you anxiety through the roof. If you need to talk just do it here anonymously
>Don't do anything stupid. Don't put a pizza in the oven and fall asleep, don't throw up somewhere you're not supposed to, don't leave the bath running and flood the house, avoid doing stupid shit. Again you need to be disciplined as yo're going to be drink so make this a rule of principle. Waking up to have your mum show you the cremated remains of the tendies you left in the oven last night is not going to be good for you.
This won't cure it but once you've got all these tips down it will be massively reduced and you can then treat it like a hangover symptom.
>shower and brush your teeth as soon as you wake up
>drink some fizzy pop
>eat some crisps
All the basics. Then try to do something. Anything. Play vidya, take your dog for a walk if that is your thing, anything to distract your brain for a few hours. After a few hours the hangover should have subsided and the anxiety will have gone with it. Unless you didn't follow steps 1-3 and are still having flashbacks of pissing through your next door neighbours letter box last night. In that case I recommend a week indoors with the curtains drawn pretending you are a super villain.
>>24883308
Still drink too much but no where near that much and only 4 nights a week now.
>>24884061
Nice good work. I hate how Amerilards have convinced the world if you are a pisshead you have a disease and have to completely abstain and go worship God.
>>24883952
I'm with >>24884043
Why don't you just kill yourself at this point? I honestly couldn't continue living if I were in your situation.
was richy a robot?
>>24883952
>Just finished 10 hours of wageslaving of which 8 hours worth will go towards childcare.
An actual real life wagec uck. Being c ucked out of your own money. You should be in a museum or something.
>>24884043
>Surely quitting and living on bennies would leave you with the same amount of money without the toil?
But how would he pay for childcare then? It would leave him with literally no money as all his bennies would go to childcare.
>>24884138
They were both permavirgins so I'd say so.
In Young One's Neil was a robot for sure.
>>24884138
yes, and eddie was a cyborg
>>24884201
If he kills himself they can't take any more money from him.
So who else hasn't even started Christmas shopping yet? My family is huge and I have quite a few friends I should get something for but it's such an effort and I'm a poorfag most the time. I hate this time of year.
>>24883952
>have a kid
>his mum makes more than me
>has to pay me child support while still having primary custody
DEAN YOU FAGGOT I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE RIGHT NOW
Lads what would a psychologist/psychotherapist say if I told them I was in love with a fictional character
I have an appointment coming up but I'm not sure if I should say anything about my waifu (which has had a large impact both good and bad on my life/mental state for some time now) or what I should say.
Even if it's probably a good idea I'm not sure if I can bring myself to openly talk about it with someone.
Anyone have any experience with this?
>>24884237
My family decided we are going to do Secret Santa this year but don't understand the word 'Secret' so everyone knows who is buying for everyone and everyone just gives and receives one present each. It kind of sucks because I actually enjoy Christmas shopping and finding gifts I think suit people.
>>24882238
Cant handle the bantzzz
ORIGINALFYGU
>>24882712
Muslims are truly vile.
>>24884048
Thanks anon.
Its happening even after a few drinks, even when I haven't been drunk and know I haven't done daft things.
I'm going to start exercising again, then try and exercise the day after to try and burn the feeling away.
>>24883394
Play all of them until it tells you that continuing further will make you enemies with the others, then pick institute for the white x-01 power armour
>>24884201
The govt would have to contribute. They can't take 100% of his income
post your fucking waifus l a d s
>>24884325
>>24882712
>>24882637
stop cherry picking muslims in the uk are alright not all are bad loads of muslims condemned those fucking nonces in rotherham
there are bad people in every religion and race
>>24882486
Absolutely not.
We have enough American bullshit being forced into our society as it is.....Being expected to tip people to do the job they are being paid to do can fuck right off. Unlike the Septics, we have a minimum wage that is enough to live on.
>>24884266
They would tell you to stop being suck a fucking faggot holy shit
>>24884401
fuck off back to whence you came sand nigger
>>24884419
pakis out desu
>>24884395
contentcontentCONTEEEEEEENT
CON
TENT
JUST ORIGINAL CONTENT MY SHIT
UP
SENPAI
>>24884266
Do not do it, it will end badly because they wont be able to understand at all.
>>24884395
Good evening /britfeel/, hope we're all well this evening.
>>24884483
ur a nigger lol
>>24884483
IT'S THE BLACK MAN FROM REDDIT WHO LOVES LISA
THREAD OVER
>>24884483
>>>/lgbt/undertale
You came to the wrong board by istake
>>24884517
I'll accept everything there apart from Reddit, I wouldn't ever want to touch that shitheap.
>>24884483
how's your day been nigga, do you ask people to post their waifus just so you can reply to yourself and post yours?
>>24884483
fuck off homestuck fag
>>24884467
Yeah that's what I was thinking
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>>24884540
Sat here on /britfeel/ lurking all day waiting for this opportunity.
>get home from work
>open front door
>it stops after like 3 inches
>fuck sake, post is blocking it again
>give it a shove like usual
>nothing
>really smack it a few times
>doesn't move
>there's no way into the back garden from the street, none of the front windows open so no way in there
>start ringing all 5 other flats in the block to get someone to come and shift it
>no one home, or no one answering
>call landlady to see if she's got the numbers of other tenants, she tries, no answer
>fuck it, just start kicking the door
>it doesn't budge an inch, but what am I going to do?
>lay the boot into my front door for THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES
>finally, without warning, the blockage gives and the door fully opens
>look to see what it was
>some cunt had posted SIX free newspapers through the door
Expecting the police to arrive any minute, can't have looked good to any passersby.
Sick of the fucking robot filter lads why the fuck did they bring it back
>>24884395
Why is she so cute lads?
>>24884605
hang on, you're so weak that a pile of paper permanently blockaded your door?
>>24884266
I did something similar yesterday (https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24830065/#24833602) went well, think she was just happy I wasn't sitting waiting for the session to be over tbqh.
>>24884605
Get yourself a post catcher mate, sounds like the postie's a cunt
>>24884636
kek
>>24884615
Stopped all the kek threads, didn't it?
>>24884569
Fair enough senpai, out of curiosity how often do you leave your house
how long does the robot remember posts for? is it forever?
>>24884726
Until someone hacks the server and resets it
>>24884605
>stopped for half an hour by 6 papers
>>24884725
The last time I moved house was when I had to move to this place with my mum, that was probably around a month ago.
>>24884538
>hates Reddit
>plays the most reddit game going
>>24884637
What did she say about it exactly?
Anything good or bad about it?
Had she heard of similar cases before?
>>24884773
I think you need to catch up with the times, it's obviously the most tumblr game going.
Though apart from having fanbases on those sites I can't really see why it's so heavily connected with them.
>>24884538
Mate, undertale is reddit: the game.
How fucking dumb are you?
Ignore and report him. He's using an avatar.
It's so cold that my nose is running.
>>24884768
do you have a job/student? I always pictures you as a uni student for some reason.
>>24884809
mostly the >le so deep story, awful lazy art, shit gameplay and cancerous fanbase
reminder this is why we stay anonymous
>>24884855
you mad that a nignog neet loser from reddit is more popular than you?
>community enjoys something
>it becomes popular
>community hates it and ridicules anyone who likes it
never change /v/
>>24884887
/v/ likes dues ex though, even the new one.
>>24884887
>Not pretending to hate it to fit in with the cool kids
>>24884910
he's just mad his shit meme game got criticized
>>24884846
No job, no education, not studying, all that stuff would be way too hard for me to deal with.
>>24884851
The story isn't deep and definitely doesn't try to be deep, it's literally "The Power of Friendship: The Game", at least on true pacifist. I don't feel the art is that lazy, just limited due to the people working on the game having limited options, I don't mind it and a lot of the characters can be pretty charming with the style they've gone for. Shit gameplay is subjective and I personally found it quite fun, challenging at times and left me feeling pretty good after getting past bosses or enemies. The fanbases that have formed are cancerous as fuck and that's why I'd rather not engage in them.
>>24884872
Can we not do this? I'm a waifufag who just likes posting his waifu along with the other waifufags in the thread, I don't know why I ended up attracting more attention.
Undertalefag please put a trip on so I can filter you
>>24884963
2DPD REEEE
>>24884924
what do your parents think of sitting at home all day wanking off to reptiles?
all jokes aside, what do you they think of your life right now? mine wouldn't let me stay a neet desu
>>24884989
Whoa now mate, no one said anything about wanking it to reptiles, I couldn't do that to Alphys unless she wanted me to. But my parents are very supportive, my mum especially. I'm pretty much a broken human being, too afraid to live life or do anything and they understand that and are trying to help me but progress isn't exactly easy or fast.
>>24884989
>he has a dad who affects his life
>and he's a robot
TOP KEK
>>24884887
>/v/
>Tumblr
Undertale fanbase truly is cancerous
>>24884605
>SIX
>5 other flats
>6 flats total
Why do you seem shocked that someone would post SIX things through a letterbox for SIX dwellings?
I need a bath but can't be arsed.
>>24885023
so pathetic
>>24885064
Yes, I already knew I was pathetic though.
>>24885023
>But my parents are very supportive
how? supportive of you sitting at home all day? are you disabled?
>>24885095
They try not to force me into situation they know I'll break down in, but at the same time they'll help me with things I need help with, and they have me going to private therapy and help me get there. I'm classed as disabled by the government, but I'm not physically disabled, just a retard.
>>24881947
I was the anon last night (Caroline lucas's nephew) who went to meet her today to catch up and have a big political discussion.
I was quite disappointed, I was at least expecting rational based arguments like 'migrants increase GDP' or something, but was instead met with slogans and buzzwords 'love' 'humanity' 'brotherhood' etc
I tried to reason with her that just because good muslims exist, it does not benefit us letting them in as the net result will be a negative, and it's impossible to tell a good muslim (of which there are barely any to start with) from a bad.
Also even tried to appeal to brain drain and how this causes a net increase in human suffering and she started getting frustrated, she eventually said she thought it was best if we no longer discussed politics (essentially a concession)
>>24885090
avatar-fagging is against da rules, I'm sick of seeing this shit cluttering my /britfeel/, stop or get dropped
>>24885214
That she is. Thanks for getting me onto playing that game btw.
She is adorkable.
>>24885133
>I'm classed as disabled by the government, but I'm not physically disabled, just a retard.
how do i get on the same thing as you?
>Had another counselling session today
>Basically didn't know wtf to say, felt like a fucking idiot the whole time
>>24885294
If they aren't helping you perhaps you could drop them and put the time to use for things you enjoy doing.
>>24885239
I'm glad others can enjoy the game.
>adorkable
Not sure if you did that on purpose but still it made me laugh.
>>24885270
Well step one, have a neurological problem and be a literal retard. Step two, have a fear of pretty much everything from people, to being outside in general, to using phones to answering the door, so much so that it can cause you to throw up. Step three, talk to your parents about getting you on benefits because you're not actually capable of doing any of that stuff yourself.
>>24885314
>Well step one, have a neurological problem and be a literal retard.
you write pretty well though, what makes you a 'literal retard'?
>>24885294
Been through over a year of it now m8, all the shitty "modules" we have to work through, I always give the same answers, the same excuses. Complete waste of time, this woman is getting paid by the NHS to do this.
Think it's finishing soon since I'm going to be discharged from the community mental health team due to not being a suicide risk anymore.
>>24885384
My IQ is just below the mentally handicapped line.
>>24885308
It kinda does help, I just never know what to say so she has to guide the session more or less.
>>24885140
Maybe she just doesn't have the ability to explain exactly why concepts like humanity are important.
Why do you think that we don't have a moral responsibility to other human beings?
I see people whine about having no friends and then I see some faggot telling someone how to collect disability benefits by pretending to be a retard so you never have to go outside and you guys probably deserve whatever you get.
>>24885408
Start talking about random stuff then.
Perhaps a bit obvious but never mention 4chan.
>>24885427
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.08% content).
>>24885404
You don't come across as a retard or someone with low IQ online. Maybe irl you're a screaming autist. But from your posts, I see no reason why you couldn't get and hold down a job desu
>>24885437
>never mention 4chan
Why would I ever do that?
>>24885482
You have no reason to whatsoever.
But still I feel it important to mention just incase you had the inclination.
>>24885466
But am I wrong, hm?
>>24885467
I probably don't come across as a retard because I can spell check and use punctuation right? That's just not wanting to come across as a retard online and doesn't take any effort at all because it's all done for me in my browser. I'm interested to know though, what job would I be able to do, in your opinion?
Bearing in mind what I've said before about not being able to use the phone or talk with people, and that pretty much any pressure or stress makes me break down.
>>24884401
Two words.
Shariah law.
>>24885427
Who is telling people how to pretend to be a retard?
>>24885532
i don't agree with all aspects of sharia law :^)
day 5 of work coming up lads
still hanging in there... barely
got called autistic yesterday by a female co worker not even joking, genuinely angry. I didn't even do anything wrong or acted in such a way I just keep to myself.
>>24885581
send her an anonymous message saying you will rape her if she doesn't back off people at work
what can go wrong lad
>>24885581
That's ok, my manager called me incompetent and her manager called me embarrassing this week.
Does it get better? 18y/o going to uni next year, thinking of growing a beard and working out to put me from a 4 to a 9. That's how it works, right?
>>24885647
>Does it get better?
No, never.
>18y/o going to uni next year
Fuck off kid, you have to at least experience the bad before you question the futility of it all.
>>24885647
These are words to bypass the robot.
>>24885581
>got called autistic yesterday by a female co worker
what did you do? greentext that shit
>>24885523
>not being able to use the phone or talk with people
stop being a fucking pussy, that's not a fucking disability ya pleb. m-muh anxiety
>>24885647
>1997
fuck off literally child
>>24885721
I never said my disability was that I couldn't use the phone or talk with people, I said it was one of the many problems I have.
>stop being a fucking pussy
Thanks!
>>24885761
>Thanks!
you are welcome, grow up manchild
>>24885759
>in 3 weeks, 4 hours & 39 minutes it will be legal to have sex with someone born in a different millennium to you
>>24881947
I'm in the shit lads
>>24885803
Expand on what shit you have landed in and how
>>24885581
My greatest achievement is being called "the laziest person on this department".
Ahh working life wasn't for me, took early retirement at 22.
>>24885796
More incredible advice, thank you very much.
gotten into the habit of saying 'pal' recently
>>24885797
Wrong, the new millenium started in 2001, so that is 1 year, 3 weeks 4 hours and 39 minutes.
>>24884444
>>24884483
>>24884616
>2D waifu
truly pleb, irrefutable
>>24885839
Obviously you weren't in a registry office at midnight on New Years between 1999 and 2000, millennium started at 00:00:01 01/Jan/2000.
>>24885813
Spilt a bucket full of old plaster and water down some stairs in a flat. the carpet is stained to buggery, tried my best to remove the stains but it was too late
>>24885857
>>24885761
This waifu shit really isn't healthy.
>>24885825
no problemo buddy, time to grow up now. ask anything you want from me, i'm a semi normie these days after being a neet for 4 years.
>procastinated again and now realizing how fucked I am
why lads, fucking why cant i start shit at the beginning
literally crying right now because there is no way in hell i will be able to finish all this because i won't have access to the software i need to edit this anymore and it's due tomorrow
neetlife here i come i guess
How long does a theory test last lads?
>>24885874
No, that was the last year of 2000. The new millennium actually started on 1st January 2001, so you are wrong.
>>24885887
How did you stop throwing up when you left the house?
>>24885879
I want to laugh but that sounds fucking horrible m8
Hope you can resolve it somehow.
Will it directly piss off anyone or is it just you affected?
>>24885905
Explain that you couldn't finish it for that reason, ask for an extension to the deadline and also make mention of the stress it is causing you.
>>24885857
truIy pleb
>>24885928
>No, that was the last year of 2000.
Are you being intentionally retarded? Do you think the day ends at midnight and starts at 1am?
>>24885942
by eating healthy foods, exercising and not eating crisps or microwave meals
>>24885921
bout 45 minutes
>>24885977
How many years are there in a millennium? 1000, the 1000th year started in the year 2000.
>>24885953
can't extend it lad. I'm fucked.
it was literally part of the test to do it in time. I basically did FUCK ALL while in this time period. dicked around on my phone and copied shit from other people. now i sat down, realized the entire project can explain it to every detail but i can't show them that i am capable of this because I'm unable to do the actual task because i don't have the software at home. pirating it and setting it up would be a pain in the ass, plus i also need additional hardware. really it's too much to do in too little time.
i swear on my fucking life, if I'm ever going to study anything again i damn sure will start actually studying from the beginning
>>24885985
Hmmm, but this doesn't actually solve any fears, nervousness or what happens to my body when fears overtake me.
>>24885994
stab yourself in the arm they will give you an extension
Fucked it lads, completely fucked it.
Boss called me into his office to talk about another "colleague" who had allegedly done sexual harassment against a secretary and because I was in the office at the time he wanted to know if I knew anything.
I just started laughing, I couldn't say anything, all I did was laugh for a good 30 seconds, even tried biting my fist but I couldn't stop.
Think I'm going to get into trouble for it too now.
>>24885994
Well at least you can take that lesson from it.
Just let go tonight anon, if you really can't do it, worrying over it won't change anything. Accept it and try to relax.
Even if you can't I hope things work out ok for you.
>>24886007
exercising is proven to solve a lot of things with the body actually. get those endorphins pumping
>>24885993
The first 12 months of the previous millennium were Year 1000 since it hadn't been a full year yet. Same way the first year of the millennium before had been Year 0.
2000 was the first year of the next millennium, not the last year of the former.
>>24886065
Nope, the first year of the new millennium was in 2001.
Ask google, stop being an idiot.
>>24886062
But it hasn't solved the things which affect me.
>>24886081
So all the people in the the 12 months leading up to 1AD just didn't exist?
>>24886042
ok
i just fucked up the next decades of my life just because i couldn't be arsed to get stuff done which would have taken like 5 hours.
>>24885994
how fucked are you if you fail? can't you retry the assignment next semester? do you have other modules that you can get higher marks on?
>>24886102
We start at 0, we count to 1000, we get to 1000 but we have to finish saying "1000" to start 1001, do you not understand simple math?
>>24886034
Why did you laugh, anon?
>>24886113
You have five hours now. Do as much as you can maybe? Everything you can get done without the hardware. Might still get you a low pass mark.
>>24886113
Jeez man I am sorry if I didn't sound like I was appropriating the full magnitude of this. Guess that isn't something you can just "relax" about.
>>24886160
This guy's idea is good.
>>24886158
I just do when I know I shouldn't, could never speak infront of class at school or do presentations in Uni because I just start laughing, can't help it, managed not to do it in my job interview, mainly because I kept imagining my family dieing of cancer and that sort of sad thing to make me not laugh.
>>24886113
either way you were just gonna end up unemployed lad
>Just when you think you're making progress with therapy, something happens that reminds you just how pathetic you are
>>24886179
>appropriating
Appreciating fuck
>>24886225
Starting soon - what do I expect, brother anon?
>>24886085
do you even lift though?
>>24886034
just say you laugh when you're nervous
>>24886246
CBT I presume?
They're going to tell you the same thing over and over and over again until it sticks.
The idea is to remove the negative thoughts that you've associated with [your issue] and collect evidence to the contrary.
You tell them a typical day and they'll tell you ways to combat your issue. Stuff like;
>instead of using the self checkout, use a till
It's very simple stuff, they're just there to tailor it to your life.
I'm just about done with it. I know what the process is, I know what the end goal is, I just don't think it's worth having to scream at my brain daily for the rest of my life.
>>24886148
0AD is the first year of the respective millenium
>Year '0' is the 1st year
>Year '1' is the 2nd year
>...
>Year '999' (or 1999) is the 1000th year
why am I wasting time saying this and assuming you aren't le funny meme troll
>>24886179
>Jeez man I am sorry if I didn't sound like I was appropriating the full magnitude of this. Guess that isn't something you can just "relax" about.
i didn't mean it bad or anything, really what you said is probably the best thing i can do. I'm fucked anyways so shouldnt whine about it.
i will try to get as much done now nonetheless though.
>wagekucking at 5am
>>24886341
It'll be okay anon. Just go for the 40% pass mark instead.
>>24885882
why is it not healthy?
>>24886328
This is literally all the advice medical 'professionals' have ever given me regarding depression/anxiety other than encouraging me to take various drugs to no avail. I kinda feel like I've exhausted all my options and Im just going to have to live with my problems as they are.
Not looking good is it really lads
>>24886328
>[your issue]
My issue is being disabled (like actually disabled, not tumblr disabled) so I'm skeptical as to how they'll spin that more positively.
I can literally feel myself getting fatter every day and I don't give a fuck enough to do anything about it
>>24882409
>Be in subway
>For a change get a 6 inch chicken tikka sub
>Qualified sandwich artist asks "do you want chicken on both sides?"
>Think he's just expressing his artistry on my sandwich and reply yes
>The artist mumbles "It's 1.50 extra" after putting the meat on
>Tell him hang on he didn't ask if I wanted extra or I wouldn't have said yes
>Artist begrudgingly removes meat from the sandwich
Might have to give him a yelp review.
feeling light headed but I think they ordered pizza so may not die
>>24885953
with a bit of luck, lol. if not, well i've got a hefty bill coming my way.
strangely enough, i'm not all that bothered about it, not more than i should be
ah well, you live and learn, eh.
>>24886572
Mistakes happen, it could have been worse.
>>24886369
To get so fixated on something that essentially isn't real. All I can imagine is that it must disassociate you with reality somewhat.
4chan is kill?
Well.....shit
Lads I've become a literal wage kek. Three times this year I've cancelled week long holidays because they need me in work. No one else has to do this, I'm also given the worst work in my department while all the other young guys get nice easy shit.
My boss keeps saying he "won't forget it" and "I'll be rewarded for all this soon" but it doesn't look like it's ever going to happen.
How do I stop being such a kuk and man up?
>>24886613
how so anon?
whats been going on?
>>24886619
Just wait for your reward, it will come soon as long you're patient!
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